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Who:
Tommy
Billy- confuse and slightly neurotic 4-yr-old
Sheldon- a high-schooler with trust issues
Jesus
Eddie
Sunday School teacher
Mitch- a youth pastor
Peter- the disciple of Christ
When:
Present
Wear (Props):
Why:
Romans 8:38-39
How:
Audience:
Time:
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Wed like to talk to you about grace and what that looks like.
Grace: it means undeserved favor.
Tommy:
Grace is kind of Gods crazy love. Its hard to wrap your mind
around it.
Eddie:
(Scene one- Tommy becomes Billy and Eddie becomes the Sunday School teacher)
Eddie:
Tommy:
Hi, Teacher.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Maybe!
Eddie:
Well, class, I was looking over the curriculum. The Pastor called
me this morning and asked if I could fill in. I didnt feel like I had
a choice, so here I am. So were going to be talking about grace
this morning.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Shes pretty.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Okay!
Eddie:
Tommy:
Oh! Zachariah!
Eddie:
Zaccheus.
Tommy:
Zucchini.
Eddie:
No, Zaccheus.
Tommy:
Zoology.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Zoo Zoo!
Eddie:
Tommy:
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Eddie:
Yes he is. Okay, heres how the song goes. Okay, it goes like this:
(begins to sing) Zaccheus was a wee little man- (Tommy giggles)
BillyBilly? What is it? Whats the matter?
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Im four.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
You said it was sick. (bawling) You said it was sick more.
Eddie:
Tommy:
This is a horrible song! Its about dying trees and youre teaching
it to children! Mickey Mouse doesnt sing about dying trees! Were
just children! You hate the forest.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
No, no, no. Zaccheus was a wee little man (Tommy laughs) and a
wee little man was he. He climbed up in the oak tree-
Tommy:
Okay! I like the oak tree. Its a healthy oak tree. Its oak-kay.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Here he comes.
Tommy:
Eddie:
No, in the song, Jesus is comingin the song. And as the savior
passed his way-
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
(end of scene)
Eddie:
We dont really get the concept of gracethis crazy type of love-even when were in high school.
(Scene two- Tommy becomes Sheldon, a teenager and Eddie becomes Mitch, the youth
pastor)
Tommy:
Hey, Mitch.
Eddie:
Hey, Sheldon.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Right.
Tommy:
And that last question, what can separate you from the love of
God? the answers not in there.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Show me!
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Yes it does.
Tommy:
No it doesnt.
Eddie:
Tommy:
Exactly.
Eddie:
It says nothing.
Tommy:
Exactly!
Eddie:
Tommy:
Exactly?
Eddie:
Tommy:
Nothing?
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Yes.
Tommy:
You call on me and say Hey, Sheldon, what do you think? and
Ill go Nothing.
Eddie:
Yes!
Tommy:
Oh thats rich! Thats great. You will say Sheldon, what do you
think the answer is? and Ill just go (makes a face with his mouth
tightly shut and shaking).
Eddie:
Tommy:
Yes! But what is the something? What is the thing you want me to
say?
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
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Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Nothing.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Nothing.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Nothing.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Nothing.
Tommy:
No, I
Eddie:
No matter what you want to put out there as an excuse for God
not to love you, theres nothing that can separate you from the
love of God. Nothing.
(end of scene)
Tommy:
Jesus, I cant believe its you! I mean here you are alive! You were
crucified and in the tomb and then here you are right here! I knew
it! I knew it when I put the net on the other side and all these fish
came in the net and I thought who could have done that? And
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then I look over and there you are on the shore saying It is I, the
Lord and then here you are right here! I cant believe its you! I
mean its amazing! So what are you doing here?
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Peter?
Eddie:
Yeah?
Tommy:
Eddie:
Jesus, mere words could not describe the passion that I have for
you. With everything that I am, I love you. With everything that I
have, I love you.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Peter, that day that the Marys came running up, do you
remember what happened?
Eddie:
Yes, they came running up and sounded like she was saying Bee
hive! Bee hive! Bee hive! and Im allergic to bees so Im like
keep em out if you know what Im saying. But as she kept
getting closer I heard her saying Hes alive! Hes alive! she went
to the tomb and an angel of the Lord was there and if John says
he beat me hes totally lying. I beat him. And we got there and
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there was an angel of the Lord and he said Go tell the disciples
and Peter that everything is okay. He is risen.
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Eddie:
Tommy:
Peter, thats my grace. Its not about you. You cant do anything
too bad. Its not about what youve done, its about what I just
did. I say your name because I love you Peter. Its forgiven. Its
forgotten. Thats grace.
The End.
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