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the feeling that every ower and leaf has just uttered
something stupendously direct and important, and
that we have by a prodigy of imbecility not heard or
understood it. There is a certain poetic value, and
that a genuine one, in this sense of having missed
the full meaning of things. There is beauty, not
only in wisdom, but in this dazed and dramatic
ignorance.
Robert Browning. (1903)
The truth is that Tolstoy, with his immense genius,
with his colossal faith, with his vast fearlessness and
vast knowledge of life, is decient in one faculty and
one faculty alone. He is not a mystic; and therefore he has a tendency to go mad. Men talk of the
extravagances and frenzies that have been produced
by mysticism; they are a mere drop in the bucket. In
the main, and from the beginning of time, mysticism
has kept men sane. The thing that has driven them
mad was logic. ...The only thing that has kept the
race of men from the mad extremes of the convent and the pirate-galley, the night-club and the
lethal chamber, has been mysticism the belief
that logic is misleading, and that things are not
what they seem.
When some English moralists write about the importance of having character, they appear to mean only the importance of having
a dull character.
Tolstoy (1903)
See also:
Heretics (1905)
Orthodoxy (1908)
The Man Who Was Thursday
(1908)
Whats Wrong with the World
(1910)
The Ballad of the White Horse
(1911)
The Everlasting Man (1925)
Quotes
QUOTES
Impartiality is a pompous name for indierence, which is an elegant name for ignorance.
The Club of Queer Trades (1905) Ch. 4 Speculation of the House Agent
Men always talk about the most important things to
total strangers. It is because in the total stranger we
perceive man himself; the image of God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of the
wisdom of a moustache.
The philosophy of this world may be founded on facts, but its
business is run on spiritual impressions and atmospheres.
Briey, you can only nd truth with logic if you have already
found truth without it.
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Ch. 5 The Noticeable Conduct of Professor
Chadd
Earnest Freethinkers need not worry themselves so
much about the persecutions of the past. Before
the Liberal idea is dead or triumphant we shall see
wars and persecutions the like of which the world
has never seen.
Daily News (18 February 1905)
Briey, you can only nd truth with logic if you
have already found truth without it.
Daily News (25 February 1905)
QUOTES
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Paraphrased variant: Fairytales dont tell children that dragons exist. Children already know
that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that
dragons can be killed.
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Men do not dier much about what things they
will call evils; they dier enormously about what
evils they will call excusable.
Illustrated London News (23 October 1909)
The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an
imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George
to kill the dragon.
a series of clear pictures to the idea that these limitless terrors had a limit, that these shapeless enemies have enemies in the knights of God, that
there is something in the universe more mystical
than darkness, and stronger than strong fear.
QUOTES
It is the one great weakness of journalism as a picture of our modern existence, that it must be a picture made up entirely of exceptions. We announce
on aring posters that a man has fallen o a scaffolding. We do not announce on aring posters that
a man has not fallen o a scaolding. Yet this latter fact is fundamentally more exciting, as indicating that that moving tower of terror and mystery, a
man, is still abroad upon the earth. That the man
has not fallen o a scaolding is really more sensational; and it is also some thousand times more
common. But journalism cannot reasonably be expected thus to insist upon the permanent miracles.
Busy editors cannot be expected to put on their
posters, Mr. Wilkinson Still Safe, or Mr.
Jones, of Worthing, Not Dead Yet. They cannot
announce the happiness of mankind at all. They
cannot describe all the forks that are not stolen,
or all the marriages that are not judiciously dissolved. Hence the complex picture they give of
life is of necessity fallacious; they can only represent what is unusual. However democratic they
may be, they are only concerned with the minority.
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Illustrated London News (6 April 1918)
Prince, Bayard would have smashed his sword
To see the sort of knights you dub-Is that the last of them O Lord
Will someone take me to a pub?
A Ballade Of An Anti-puritan in The Book
of Humorous Verse (1920) edited Carolyn
Wells, p. 338
QUOTES
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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they
become fashions.
Illustrated London News (19 April 1930)
There is something to be said for every error;
but, whatever may be said for it, the most important thing to be said about it is that it is erroneous.
The Illustrated London News (25 April 1931)
The modern world seems to have no notion of preserving dierent things side by side, of allowing its
proper and proportionate place to each, of saving the
whole varied heritage of culture. It has no notion
except that of simplifying something by destroying
nearly everything.
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other people how good they are. It has been proved a hundred
times over that if you really wish to enrage people and make them
angry, even unto death, the right way to do it is to tell them that
they are all the sons of God.
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rare occasions as that in which it is neatly and scientically planted in the middle of ones back. The
coarsest and bluntest knife which ever broke a pencil
into pieces instead of sharpening it is a good thing in
so far as it is a knife. It would have appeared a miracle in the Stone Age. What we call a bad knife is
a good knife not good enough for us; what we call a
bad hat is a good hat not good enough for us; what we
call bad cookery is good cookery not good enough
for us; what we call a bad civilization is a good civilization not good enough for us. We choose to call
the great mass of the history of mankind bad, not
because it is bad, but because we are better. This
is palpably an unfair principle. Ivory may not be
so white as snow, but the whole Arctic continent
does not make ivory black.
Introduction
Now it has appeared to me unfair that humanity
should be engaged perpetually in calling all those
things bad which have been good enough to make
other things better, in everlastingly kicking down the
ladder by which it has climbed. It has appeared to
me that progress should be something else besides
a continual parricide; therefore I have investigated
the dust-heaps of humanity, and found a treasure in all of them. I have found that humanity is not incidentally engaged, but eternally and
systematically engaged, in throwing gold into the
gutter and diamonds into the sea.
Introduction
Introduction
Every one of the great revolutionists, from
Isaiah to Shelley, have been optimists. They have
been indignant, not about the badness of existence, but about the slowness of men in realizing
its goodness.
Introduction
Let me explain a little: Certain things are bad so far
as they go, such as pain, and no one, not even a lunatic, calls a tooth-ache good in itself; but a knife
which cuts clumsily and with diculty is called a
bad knife, which it certainly is not. It is only not
so good as other knives to which men have grown
accustomed. A knife is never bad except on such
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A Defence of Humilities
QUOTES
There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through
the intellect.
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QUOTES
1.3
Heretics (1905)
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A man looking at a hippopotamus may sometimes universe and the stars, to be so good that one can treat everything
be tempted to regard a hippopotamus as an enor- as a joke that may be, perhaps, the real end and nal holiday
mous mistake; but he is also bound to confess that of human souls.
a fortunate inferiority prevents him personally from
making such mistakes.
It is incomprehensible to me that any thinker can
calmly call himself a modernist; he might as well
Ch. 10 The Great Dickens Characters
call himself a Thursdayite. The real objection
to modernism is simply that it is a form of snobbishness. It is an attempt to crush a rational opponent
1.5 All Things Considered (1908)
not by reason, but by some mystery of superiority,
by hinting that one is specially up to date or parFull text online at Wikisource
ticularly in the know. To aunt the fact that we
have had all the last books from Germany is simply
I cannot understand the people who take litervulgar; like aunting the fact that we have had all
ature seriously; but I can love them, and I do.
the last bonnets from Paris. To introduce into philoOut of my love I warn them to keep clear of this
sophical discussions a sneer at a creeds antiquity is
book. It is a collection of crude and shapeless palike introducing a sneer at a ladys age. It is cadpers upon current or rather ying subjects; and they
dish because it is irrelevant. The pure modernist
must be published pretty much as they stand. They
is merely a snob; he cannot bear to be a month
were written, as a rule, at the last moment; they were
behind the fashion.
handed in the moment before it was too late, and I do
not think that our commonwealth would have been
The Case for the Ephemeral
shaken to its foundations if they had been handed in
the moment after. They must go out now, with all
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly
their imperfections on their head, or rather on mine;
considered; an adventure is an inconvenience
for their vices are too vital to be improved with a
rightly considered.
blue pencil, or with anything I can think of, except
"On Running After Ones Hat"
dynamite.
Their chief vice is that so many of them are very
For my part, I should be inclined to suggest that the
serious; because I had no time to make them ipchief object of education should be to restore simpant. It is so easy to be solemn; it is so hard to
plicity. If you like to put it so, the chief object of
be frivolous.
education is not to learn things; nay, the chief
"The Case for the Ephemeral"
object of education is to unlearn things.
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1.8
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Men may keep a sort of level of good, but no man
has ever been able to keep on one level of evil.
The Innocence of Father Brown (1911) The
Flying Stars
One can sometimes do good by being the right
person in the wrong place.
The Innocence of Father Brown (1911) The
Sins of Prince Saradine
Very few reputations are gained by unsullied virtue.
The Innocence of Father Brown (1911) The
Sins of Prince Saradine
The things that happen here do not seem to mean
anything; they mean something somewhere else.
Somewhere else retribution will come on the real
oender. Here it often seems to fall on the wrong
person.
The Innocence of Father Brown (1911) The
Sins of Prince Saradine
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must
be stupid enough to want it.
The Innocence of Father Brown (1911) The
Paradise of Thieves
One of his hobbies was to wait for the American Shakespeare a hobby more patient than
angling.
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1.9
Odd, isn't it, that a thief and a vagabond should repent, when so many who are rich and secure remain hard and frivolous, and without fruit for God
or man?
The Innocence of Father Brown (1911) The
Queer Feet
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1.11
Poems (1917)
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It is something to have hungered once as those
Must hunger who have ate the bread of gods.
To have seen you and your unforgotten face,
Brave as a blast of trumpets for the fray,
Pure as white lilies in a watery space,
It were something, though you went from me today.
To have known the things that from the weak are
furled,
Perilous ancient passions, strange and high;
It is something to be wiser than the world,
It is something to be older than the sky.
In a time of sceptic moths and cynic rusts,
And fattened lives that of their sweetness tire
In a world of ying loves and fading lusts,
It is something to be sure of a desire.
Lo, blessed are our ears for they have heard;
Yea, blessed are our eyes for they have seen:
Let the thunder break on man and beast and
bird
And the lightning. It is something to have been.
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It is something to be wiser than the world,
It is something to be older than the sky.
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1.13
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There is truth in every ancient fable, and there is here even something of it in the fancy that nds the symbol of the Republic in
the bird that bore the bolts of Jove.
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was a foreigner in America; and I can truly claim
that the sense of my own laughable position never
left me. But when the native and the foreigner have
nished with seeing the fun of each other in things
that are meant to be serious, they both approach the
far more delicate and dangerous ground of things
that are meant to be funny. The sense of humour
is generally very national; perhaps that is why the
internationalists are so careful to purge themselves
of it. I had occasion during the war to consider the
rights and wrongs of certain dierences alleged to
have arisen between the English and American soldiers at the front. And, rightly or wrongly, I came
to the conclusion that they arose from the failure to
understand when a foreigner is serious and when he
is humorous. And it is in the very nature of the
best sort of joke to be the worst sort of insult if
it is not taken as a joke.
Fads and Public Opinion
Now there is any amount of this nonsense cropping up among American cranks. Anybody may
propose to establish coercive Eugenics; or enforce psychoanalysis that is, enforce confession without absolution.
Fads and Public Opinion
The truth is that prohibitions might have done far
less harm as prohibitions, if a vague association had
not arisen, on some dark day of human unreason,
between prohibition and progress. And it was the
progress that did the harm, not the prohibition. Men
can enjoy life under considerable limitations, if
they can be sure of their limited enjoyments; but
under Progressive Puritanism we can never be
sure of anything. The curse of it is not limitation; it is unlimited limitation. The evil is not in
the restriction; but in the fact that nothing can
ever restrict the restriction. The prohibitions are
bound to progress point by point; more and more human rights and pleasures must of necessity be taken
away; for it is of the nature of this futurism that the
latest fad is the faith of the future, and the most fantastic fad inevitably makes the pace. Thus the worst
thing in the seventeenth-century aberration was not
so much Puritanism as sectarianism. It searched
for truth not by synthesis but by subdivision. It
not only broke religion into small pieces, but it
was bound to choose the smallest piece.
Fads and Public Opinion
The last hundred years has seen a general decline in the democratic idea. If there be anybody left to whom this historical truth appears
a paradox, it is only because during that period
nobody has been taught history, least of all the
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history of ideas. If a sort of intellectual inquisition had been established, for the denition and differentiation of heresies, it would have been found
that the original republican orthodoxy had suered
more and more from secessions, schisms, and backslidings. The highest point of democratic idealism and conviction was towards the end of the
eighteenth century, when the American Republic was 'dedicated to the proposition that all men
are equal.' It was then that the largest number
of men had the most serious sort of conviction
that the political problem could be solved by the
vote of peoples instead of the arbitrary power of
princes and privileged orders.
The Future of Democracy
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We are talking about an artist; and for the enjoyment of the artist the mask must be to some
extent moulded on the face. What he makes outside him must correspond to something inside
him; he can only make his eects out of some of
the materials of his soul.
QUOTES
You have no business to be an unbeliever. You ought 1.17 The Thing (1929)
to stand for all the things these stupid people call
The Thing : Why I Am A Catholic (1929)
superstitions. Come now, don't you think theres a
lot in those old wives tales about luck and charms
In the matter of reforming things, as distinct
and so on, silver bullets included? What do you say
from deforming them, there is one plain and
about them as a Catholic?'
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simple principle; a principle which will probably be called a paradox. There exists in such a
case a certain institution or law; let us say, for the
sake of simplicity, a fence or gate erected across a
road. The more modern type of reformer goes gaily
up to it and says, "I don't see the use of this; let us
clear it away." To which the more intelligent type
of reformer will do well to answer: "If you don't
see the use of it, I certainly won't let you clear it
away. Go away and think. Then, when you can
come back and tell me that you do see the use of
it, I may allow you to destroy it."
This paradox rests on the most elementary common
sense. The gate or fence did not grow there. It was
not set up by somnambulists who built it in their
sleep. It is highly improbable that it was put there
by escaped lunatics who were for some reason loose
in the street. Some person had some reason for
thinking it would be a good thing for somebody.
And until we know what the reason was, we really cannot judge whether the reason was reasonable. It is extremely probable that we have
overlooked some whole aspect of the question, if
something set up by human beings like ourselves
seems to be entirely meaningless and mysterious. There are reformers who get over this diculty
by assuming that all their fathers were fools; but if
that be so, we can only say that folly appears to be
a hereditary disease. But the truth is that nobody
has any business to destroy a social institution
until he has really seen it as an historical institution. If he knows how it arose, and what purposes it was supposed to serve, he may really be
able to say that they were bad purposes, or that
they have since become bad purposes, or that
they are purposes which are no longer served.
But if he simply stares at the thing as a senseless monstrosity that has somehow sprung up in
his path, it is he and not the traditionalist who is
suering from an illusion.
Ch. IV : The Drift From Domesticity
Misattributed
An open mind is really a mark of foolishness, like an
open mouth. Mouths and minds were made to shut;
they were made to open only in order to shut.
Original quote:
For my friend said that he opened his intellect as the sun opens the fans of a palm
tree, opening for openings sake, opening innitely for ever. But I said that
I opened my intellect as I opened my
mouth, in order to shut it again on
something solid. I was doing it at the
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ley in dedicating this book to the memory of G. K.
Chesterton. A man who knew what was going on.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, on the
dedication page of Good Omens: The Nice
and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter,
Witch (1990), a satire of prophecies of the
Apocalypse and Armageddon
Chesterton was important as important to me
in his way as C. S. Lewis had been.
You see, while I loved Tolkien and while I wished to
have written his book, I had no desire at all to write
like him. Tolkiens words and sentences seemed
like natural things, like rock formations or waterfalls, and wanting to write like Tolkien would have
been, for me, like wanting to blossom like a cherry
tree or climb a tree like a squirrel or rain like a
thunderstorm. Chesterton was the complete opposite. I was always aware, reading Chesterton,
that there was someone writing this who rejoiced
in words, who deployed them on the page as an
artist deploys his paints upon his palette. Behind every Chesterton sentence there was someone
painting with words, and it seemed to me that at
the end of any particularly good sentence or any
perfectly-put paradox, you could hear the author,
somewhere behind the scenes, giggling with delight.
Neil Gaiman, in his Mythcon 35 Guest of
Honor Speech, in Mythprint (October 2004)
Chesterton and Tolkien and Lewis were, as Ive said,
not the only writers I read between the ages of six
and thirteen, but they were the authors I read over
and over again; each of them played a part in building me. Without them, I cannot imagine that I would
have become a writer, and certainly not a writer of
fantastic ction. I would not have understood that
the best way to show people true things is from
a direction that they had not imagined the truth
coming, nor that the majesty and the magic of
belief and dreams could be a vital part of life
and of writing.
And without those three writers, I would not be here
today. And nor, of course, would any of you. I thank
you.
Neil Gaiman, in his Mythcon 35 Guest of
Honor Speech, in Mythprint (October 2004)
I consider it as being without possible comparison
the best book ever written on St. Thomas. Nothing
short of genius can account for such an achievement.
Everybody will no doubt admit that it is a clever
book, but the few readers who have spent twenty or
thirty years in studying St. Thomascannot fail to
perceive that the so-called wit of Chesterton has put
their scholarship to shame. He has guessed all that
G.K.
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