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university | page 3
FAMOUS FOLIAGE
Whether you’re admiring
their beauty in the spring or
running when they fall, UNC’s
trees have a storied past. Get
to know the Davie Poplar and
other growing giants.

arts | page 4

TAPPING TEENS
The North Carolina Youth Tap
Ensemble will perform this
weekend in Durham. Much
has changed in the group’s
27 years, but it continues to
impress with a “Fred Astaire
meets STOMP” vibe.
Family First
Lacrosse coach rebuilds his alma mater and his life director Dick Baddour in an interview for
North Carolina’s coaching vacancy, he had DTH ONLINE:
to make a confession.
BY Anna Kim But before he could do that, Breschi had “I love Ohio State,” he said. “And I love Watch Joe Breschi in action both on and
Senior Writer to rebuild his own. everything about it.” off the field in a video documenting his
Lacrosse practice ends as players huddle “We knew no matter what happened in When Breschi arrived at OSU in 1998 duties as a coach and a father at
at midfield, with arms raised and a shout on our move down to UNC, whether it was the for his first head coaching job, the pro- dailytarheel.com/multimedia.
three. right fit or not the right fit, we were going gram promised no scholarships, no wins
“Family.” to survive it,” he said. “Because we had been and little else. On March 1, 2004, Breschi’s wife Julie
One man stands in the middle of it all — through the worst of times, and we had been Seven winning seasons and three NCAA was buckling their two younger daughters
a historic resurgence, a turning point and a able to get through it as a family.” Tournament bids eventually proved those into their minivan when their 3-year-old son
huddle of 44 brothers. For Breschi, survival gave way to success. promises to be empty. Michael wandered away.
In coach Joe Breschi’s second season, North But family came first. But when Breschi considered leaving Ohio Moments later, he was struck and killed
Carolina is ranked No. 3 nationally heading State, he was not merely leaving behind 11 by a car in the parking lot of his nursery
into this weekend’s ACC Tournament. Coming back years of success. school.
That success may serve as proof of one He was leaving a place that had seen his
family rebuilt. When Breschi sat before UNC athletic family through its greatest loss. See Breschi, Page 8

university | page 3
LOVING THE PLANET
The University celebrated
Earth Day with posters and
booths describing how UNC
promotes sustainability.
Passers-by covered a poster of
Chancellor Holden Thorp with
sticky notes of their ideas
and concerns.

arts | page 9 dth PHOTOS/mike ehrlich

North Carolina’s lacrosse team gathers in a huddle after practice (left). Back home, Joe Breschi leads another huddle in a friendly neighborhood basketball game (right). When he came
A COLORFUL PLAY back to his alma mater two years ago, he brought his coaching philosophy with him. At the center of all his teams is a family-first mentality. No matter where he is, he is a family man.
Lab! Theatre will present

Student lobbying for Granville to o≠er

“For Colored Girls Who Have
Considered Suicide/When the

military policy change floors for Greeks

Rainbow is Enuf,” a play that
touches on tough topics.

this day in history Greek community.

APRIL 23, 1999 …
Interim Chancellor Bill McCoy
signs a proposal pushed by a
student group after a three-
day sit-in at South Building
that requires UNC licensees to
disclose their factory locations.
Today’s weather
April showers bring
May flowers
H 76, L 55
Saturday’s weather
But what do May
flowers bring?
H 82, L 62
index
police log ......................... 2
calendar ........................... 2
nation/world . ................. 9
crossword ....................... 11
opinion .......................... 12
By jen serdetchnaia
Staff Writer
Senior Sara Isaacson owes the
U.S. Army nearly $80,000 —
because she came out as a lesbian.
Isaacson was a part of the Army
ROTC until earlier this semester,
when she penned a statement to
Lt. Col. Monte Yoder, identifying
herself as homosexual.
“I talked about how much I
loved the Army, how much I want-
ed to serve, but how I couldn’t
serve at the expense of my values,”
Isaacson said.
She and other Triangle area
students are joining the national
debate on a controversial federal
policy that bans non-heterosexuals
from serving in the U.S. military.
More than 50 students from
universities across the state are in
Washington, D.C. today to lobby
for the repeal of the “Don’t Ask,
Don’t Tell” policy.
The policy bans open homosexu-
als from serving in the military, but
it also bans people from even ask-
ing a person about their sexuality.
UNC, N.C. State University and
Duke University students are all
part of that group.
Housing option
not yet utilized
By Christina Austin
STAFF Writer
Granville Towers has been known
for years as a prime spot for mem-
bers of the Greek community to live,
and UNC is now making it official.
But at least for next year, no chap-
ters have accepted the proposal.
Under the new option, Greek
students could be grouped with
others in their organization, with
the option of sharing a floor with
other fraternities or sororities if
one couldn’t fill a floor.
“A mix between Granville peo-
ple, housing people and Greek
dth/BJ Dworak people came up with the idea,” said
Senior Sara Isaacson was a member of Army ROTC until she came out Rick Bradley, assistant director of
as a lesbian. She is lobbying for the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” the Department of Housing and
Residential Education.
After reciving the letter, Yoder well as fees and books. The organizations will also have
asked Isaacson to leave the ROTC “By the time I got home in two the opportunity to rent a room at
program and repay the scholarship hours, I was already dropped from a discounted rate to use as a meet-
she received from the U.S. Army, the class,” she said, referring to her ing space. The beds would be taken
which totaled $79,265.14 during ROTC course, ARMY 402. out of the room and replaced with
four years. “I was relieved the conversa- tables and chairs.
The scholarship covered four tion was over. I was stressing for Resident advisers assigned to
years of out-of-state tuition — the floors would be individuals
Isaacson is from Wisconsin — as See Don’t ask, Page 8 who express an interest in the
Each floor would also have a
Greek connections guide, or a mem-
ber of a different Greek organiza-
tion who has an understanding of
the importance of traditions, secrets
and policies within the Greek com-
munity, said Allison Kenney, assis-
tant general manager of Granville.
The new system would help UNC’s
Greek community meet its need for
additional housing, she said.
Although that need has been
voiced by the Greek community,
no one has yet taken advantage of
the plan for next year.
A meeting was held in Granville
on Feb. 18 to present the idea to
residents, but no one attended the
meeting.
Kenney said she thought there
was not enough time to publicize the
meeting, also speculating that no one
attended because they had already
arranged housing for next year.
But when members of the
Granville administration attended
a meeting of Greek organization
presidents on Feb. 22 to pitch
their idea, it was well-received by
the organizations’ leaders.
Tucker Piner, president of the
See Granville, Page 8
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‘Miss Angie’ focus of petition ASG

CAMPUS briefs
UNC announces 64 students
as Morehead-Cain scholars

leader
The Morehead-Cain scholarship
program announced Thursday the
64 students who will make up its Students protest Aramark’s policies
class of 2014.

The new scholars consist of:
n Two scholars from Uganda
n Two scholars from Turkey
n Three British scholars
steps
By melvin backman and the previous day.
victoria cook But Vargas said her dismissal
STAFF Writers was retaliation for complaints she
Despite competition for atten- lobbied against Aramark.

n Three Canadian scholars
n 24 American scholars from
outside North Carolina
n 30 scholars from North
Carolina
They will arrive at UNC with
a wide range of backgrounds and
experiences, from captains of sports
teams and student body presidents
to a member of a Bollywood dance
group and sailboat racers.
The Morehead-Cain, awarded
to incoming freshmen, covers all
expenses for four years of under-
graduate study and offers opportu-
nities through summer travel.
More than 220 Morehead-Cain
scholars are currently on campus.
Event celebrates undergrads’
research on wide topic range
Topics as diverse as cosmetic
surgery in Muslim countries, as
confusing as spark chamber particle
detectors and as puzzling as social
pressure on college football players
will all be illuminated today.
Roughly 125 undergraduate
students will present original
work from more than 20 aca-
demic departments as a part of
the 11th annual Celebration of
Undergraduate Research.
The event, sponsored by the
Office of Undergraduate Research
and the Roosevelt Institute, is the
biggest presentation of undergrad-
uate research all year, said Patricia
Pukkila, the founding director of the
Office of Undergraduate Research.
Attend the celebration from 1
p.m. to 3 p.m. today at the Center
for Dramatic Art on Country Club
Road.
‘STVies’ awarded to best
of UNC Student Television
UNC’s Student Television held
its annual ‘STVies’ award ceremony
Thursday in the new STV studio in
tion from a Pit preacher and three
a cappella groups, a group of about
10 students rallied outside Lenoir
Dining Hall on Thursday to gain
attention for their cause: the rehir-
ing of former dining hall employee
Angela Vargas.
The students chanted before
presenting a petition of about
1,000 signatures to Aramark
Corp., UNC’s food service provid-
er, demanding higher standards of
conduct for managers.
Vargas, a popular Rams Head
Dining Hall cashier known to stu-
dents as “Miss Angie,” was fired
Dec. 8 for “unacceptable personal
conduct” after arriving late to work
Michael Dirr, professor emeritus of horticulture at the University of Georgia, led a walking tour of trees around campus on Thursday
afternoon with University Forest Manager Tom Bythell. The tour was part of an exhibit at Wilson Library honoring the University’s trees.
“I believe that employees of the
University are giving time and
efforts to serve us as students here,
and we should be willing to stand
up for them,” said senior Brad
Green, the creator of a Facebook
group called “No, its NOT all good,
bring Miss Angie back to Rams
Head” that has served as a rallying
point for Vargas’ supporters.
Andy Koch, a media contact for
Student Action with Workers, a stu-
dent group that mobilizes support for
employees on campus, said the aim
of the protest was to call for greater
University oversight of Aramark.
See miss angie, Page 11
down
Greg Doucette
served two years
By Isabella Cochrane
Staff Writer
Greg Doucette, who is about
to step down after two one-year
terms as Association of Student
courtesy of Ana Maria Reichenbach Governments president, is leav-
Students including junior Jessica Dilday, left, and senior Brad Green, ing behind an organization far
second from left, protested the firing of Angela Vargas on Thursday. more unified than it was two
years ago.
ASG meetings this year have had
full participation — representatives
from every UNC-system school —
at almost every meeting, but when
Doucette took office in 2008, some
schools were preparing to leave or
had already left ASG.
Former Senior Vice President
Ashley Yopp, who served in 2008-
09, said Doucette’s aggressive work
ethic has helped bring ASG back
together.
“Under Greg’s reign we have
had the highest attendance ever at
meetings. He has a very aggressive
style which a lot of people fought
him for — but at
the same time he
gets everything
d o n e ,” Yo p p
said.
The organiza-
tion has strug-
gled to prove
its legitimacy
t o A S G d e l - Greg
egates, student Doucette, ASG
body presidents president, is
and the UNC- stepping down
dth Photos by Jessica Kennedy system Board of
after two years.
Governors.
ASG’s history has been tumul-
tuous — in 2007, ASG President

the bottom of the Student Union.
Members of STV voted for their
peers in a variety of categories. The
winners were:
n Best actor: Edmund Poliks
(Off the Cuff )
n Best actress: Tara Lowe (Off
the Cuff )
n Best show: Off the Cuff
n Best supporting actor: Matt
Karkutt (General College)
n Best supporting actress:
Tiffany Dixon (Off the Cuff )
n Best show host: Kyle Rainey
and Pamella Yamada (LateNight
STV)
n Best production value: Poor
Standing
n Best writing: Off the Cuff
n Best interview/documentary
show: You Make the Call
State briefs
ASG to elect certain 2010-11
officers at weekend meeting
The UNC Association of Student
Governments will hold its last
meeting of the 2009-10 academic
year on Saturday at N.C. Central
University.
The new ASG president and
senior vice president will be elected
at the meeting.
In March, current Senior Vice
President Atul Bhula, an ECU stu-
dent, was nominated for president,
and chief financial officer Dakota
Williams, a UNC student, was nom-
inated for senior vice president.
No one else contested the nom-
inations at the last meeting, but
other officers do have the opportu-
nity to do a write-in campaign.
Sports Briefs
NCAA tournament could add
four more teams next year
The NCAA Division I Men’s
Basketball Committee unanimous-
ly passed a proposal Thursday to
expand the NCAA tournament
field from 64 to 68 teams.
The change is not for certain
yet, however, as it still needs to be
approved by the NCAA Board of
Directors next week.
If the expansion is approved at
that meeting as expected, it will be
the first time the number of teams in
the field has increased since 2001.
Renner to quit baseball team
to turn his focus to football
Freshman Bryn Renner has
decided to forgo the remainder
of the baseball season in order to
focus on football. Renner, who
plays quarterback, redshirted dur-
ing the 2009 football season.
“I would like to thank the baseball
staff for the opportunity, but I have
chosen to focus on football and my
academics,” Renner said in a release
from the athletic department.
— From staff and wire reports.
CAMPUS ROOTS
Cole Jones resigned after he was
charged with assault (the charges
were later dropped).
Cody Grasty took office in his
place.
BY Steven Norton Traveled Paths: The Carolina Landscape Since 1793,” which allows visi- “When I took office in October,
Assistant University Editor tors to look at UNC in a way that many take for granted every day. we were in turbulent waters,”
More than 70 people met on the steps of Wilson Library on The exhibit uses drawings, photographs and historical documents Grasty said.
Thursday afternoon to get to understand the roots of UNC’s his- to show the evolution of campus through the years. That year, many student body
tory — through its trees. The exhibit will continue through May 31. presidents dropped out of the
Michael Dirr, professor emeritus of horticulture at the University of organization and tried to influ-
Georgia, led the tour with University Forest Manager Tom Bythell. Contact the University Editor ence their delegates to do the same,
The tour served as part of Wilson Library’s new exhibit, “Noble Trees, at udesk@unc.edu. Grasty said.
Many other schools, while offi-
cially still involved, still had low
participation.
“Coming in and trying to wran-
gle that back to normalcy was dif-
ficult, and I’m not going to say we
did that successfully during my
term, but Greg definitely has,” he
said.
After taking office, Doucette and
Yopp traveled to all 17 UNC-system
campuses to ask students what they
wanted to see from ASG .
Since taking office, Doucette has
American Elm Tulip Poplar Fort McNair Red made business visits to other cam-
Ulmus americana Liriodendron tulipifera Horsechestnut puses more than 100 times. UNC-
Once a common tree that lined A common tree in North Carolina, the Aesculus x carnea ‘Fort McNair’ Chapel Hill alone has received 14.
American streets, the American elm is tulip poplar is most recognized at UNC by “Greg knew everything about
now fairly isolated. another name: the Davie Poplar. Firstly, it has nothing to do with horses. everyone. He didn’t run it as a top-
The relatively few trees that are left More than 200 years old, the tree was For a time, horsechestnuts were com- down style of leadership. He ran it
escaped the clutches of Dutch elm disease, named for Revolutionary War veteran and mon at UNC. But after dying of old age, from the bottom up,” Yopp said.
a fungal disease that is carried by certain UNC founder William R. Davie. According many weren’t replaced. When Doucette stepped up,
types of beetles. When the beetles inhabit to legend, many of the first trustees stayed The grounds department has been try- UNC-Asheville was not a part of
the trees, a fungus makes its way through under the shade of the tree as they decided ing to increase the University’s stock of ASG.
the tree. on the right spot for the University. horsechestnuts, Fort McNair being the first. It pulled out in 2007 because
UNC’s American elm sits between It’s said that as long as the tree stands, so Located in McCorkle Place, the medium- delegates felt the association wasn’t
Peabody and Phillips halls. The University’s will the University. The tree is now held up sized tree was picked for its resistance to cer- responding to the interests of the
grounds department is working to plant with cables and is full of concrete. tain fungal diseases. It can be recognized by students, said Tristyn Card, who
more disease-resistant elms, like the The Davie Poplar has two descendants its chestnut-brown color and sticky buds. was UNC-A student body president
Princeton elms near New East. close by in McCorkle Place. Davie Poplar Known for its pink flowers with yellow the year the school left ASG.
American elm grows in a variety of Jr. was planted by the class of 1918, and throats, the Fort McNair usually has five “When I was going it was a
places, including wet flats where standing Davie Poplar III was grown from a seed of finger-like green leaves that branch out socializing event,” Card said. “The
water builds up in the fall and spring. another Davie tree and planted in 1993. from a common point. leadership lacked.”
SOURCE: The University of North carolina at chapel hill’s noble Grove
See Doucette, Page 11
Earth Day sheds light on environmental causes
BY Alexa Burrell a relay race in which two people message that sustainability is
staff writer competed to sort recyclables important to our school and
With blue skies and sunshine, and a contest in which students educating people on ways to get
promoting environmental ideals attempted to throw cardboard involved and what student govern-
at the Earth Day Fair on Thursday flying discs into a dumpster to ment is doing,” said freshman Will
was easy. win prizes. Leimenstoll, one of the 2010-11
“The weather can help students Students could also paint reus- co-chairmen of the environmental
appreciate the world around them able canvas bags at the Sierra affairs committee.
and why the environment is impor- Student Coalition table. Other groups focused their
tant,” said Amy Preble, recycling The UNC Department of Physics attention on letting Thorp know
and outreach coordinator for the and Astronomy had several dem- their opinion on the environment.
Office of Waste Reduction and onstrations that showed how solar, Sophomore Taylor Timmerman
Recycling. mechanical and hydroelectric ener- and freshman Angela Ju of the
The Earth Day Fair is an tradi- gy is converted. Sierra Student Coalition highlight-
tional yearly event hosted by the “Since we, in the U.S., consume ed their Beyond Coal campaign,
environmental affairs committee energy, there are some serious con- urging UNC to move beyond coal
of student government. Twelve siderations on how to use energy and use more sustainable energy
student organizations and UNC efficiently and store energy,” said sources.
departments promoted environ- Duane Deardorff, a professor in “I think Earth Day is a way to
mentally friendly practices and the physics and astronomy depart- get people involved,” Timmerman
sustainable energy sources at the ment. said. “It’s also kind of like the New
fair at Polk Place. A poster of Chancellor Holden Year’s of environmental clubs. It’s a
The Office of Waste Reduction Thorp was placed on the walkway, way to examine yourself and move
and Recycling provided students and students were encouraged to throughout the year.”
with games, temporary tattoos post sticky notes with their ideas dth/gladys manzur
and stickers to raise awareness and concerns on his face. Contact the University Editor Juniors Alex Ward and Jenny Shen listen to professor Duane Deardorff
about recycling. Games included “We are trying to get out the at udesk@unc.edu. explain how sustainable energy is converted to mechanical energy.
4 friday, april 23, 2010 Arts The Daily Tar Heel

Tap group brings ‘Mass Appeal’

By Fabiana Brown
Staff Writer
The North Carolina Youth
Tap Ensemble, fondly known as
NCYTE, is now considered by many
to be one of the premier youth tap
ensembles in the world.
But 27 years ago, it was not such
a strong group, said its founder,
Gene Medler.
“Back in 1983, we weren’t so
good. We were like a bad garage
band that has to practice a lot to
get better,” he said.
And practice NC YTE did.
Medler said the group worked for
many years performing at any loca-
tion that would allow them, such as
retirement homes, street fairs, hos-
pitals and elementary schools.
NCYTE promotes collabora-
tion, teamwork and mentoring in
its work. Members range from ages
8 to 18 and may have as little as two
years of experience or as much as
10 years.
The children teach one anoth-
er, with the older members pass-
ing down dances to the younger
ones. Additionally, the group of 34
rehearses for shows together on the
weekends.
“We will help the younger kids
get ready, and when we have
rehearsals we will all warm up
together,” said Hayden Fitzgerald,
a high school senior in NCYTE.
NCYTE will perform Saturday
and Sunday at the Carolina Theatre.
Their performance, titled “Mass
Appeal,” is a production put togeth-
er by the seniors of the group.
The seniors are all co-producers
of the group, and they came up
with the name of the show.
“While we were producing
the show, we realized that the
wide range of musical and dance
styles can appeal to anyone,” said
Elizabeth Burke, a high school
senior with NCYTE.
“Whether you are male, female,
young or old, you can find some-
thing that will appeal to you with
our performance.”
The show also features guest
performers from around the coun-
try who have experience with per-
cussive dance.
“This performance is a percus-
sive dance revue, with everything
from cutting-edge contemporary
ATTEND THE PERFORMANCE
Time: 7:30 p.m. Saturday and 2
p.m. Sunday
Location: Carolina Theatre, 309 W.
Morgan St., Durham
Info: ncyte.org
work to traditional tap dance. I
would like to think of it as a Fred
Astaire meets STOMP and beyond,”
Medler said.
Michelle Dorrance, daughter of
UNC women’s soccer coach Anson
Dorrance, will perform with the
ensemble this weekend.
An NCYTE alumna, Michelle
Dorrance is now considered one
of the premier tap dancers in the
world, highly sought after and
currently performing in the Off-
Broadway production of STOMP.
In addition, Martin “Tre” Dumas
will also be a guest performer at
“Mass Appeal.” Dumas is a Chicago-
based tap dancer who also focuses
on contemporary percussive arts.
Like Dorrance, he has traveled the
world to teach and perform tap.
In addition to the accolades of
these guests, Medler will be gain-
ing an award of his own.
This year at the annual Chicago
Human Rhythm Project, Medler
is being honored with the JUBA!
award. This is an honor bestowed
on the most renowned tap dancers
of the time.
“The word ‘juba’ means master
of all dancers, and the term origi-
nated for a famous tap dancer in
the mid-19th century. Now this
award is given out annually,”
Medler said.
With such a solid foundation in
tap, many students want to contin-
ue to dance after their graduation.
Fitzgerald is continuing on to
UNC-Greensboro next year to
pursue some avenue of tap dance,
although he is not sure at the
moment where it will take him.
Burke is also considering tap in her
move to New York City for college.
“I am going to pursue a degree
in mass communication at
Marymount Manhattan College,
and in the city I will hopefully per-
form whenever I can,” Burke said.
dth/alyssa champion
Contact the Arts Editor Taylor Hartzog, left, dances with Isabelle DeWitt. They will perform in
at artsdesk@unc.edu. Durham this weekend with the North Carolina Youth Tap Ensemble.

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The Office of Undergraduate Admissions would like to thank the following students, faculty, and staff for their help and
support with all of the programs held this year for prospective and admitted students. With the help of many campus
partners, we hosted 20 events for more than 2,800 students and 5,500 guests. We extend our deepest gratitude
to the partners listed below for their work in helping us enroll the best and the brightest at Carolina.

Students Brandon Carter Kristina Fondren Kayla Humphrey Nidia Menjivar Reid Phillips Patrick Spaugh
Ben Anders Christopher Chouinard Hannah Friedman Deandra Ingram Kelly Merrick Dave Piercey Tori Stilwell
Margaret Anderson Shivani Chudasama Nate Friedman Emily Jacobson Jacqui Merrill Andrea Pope Clay Stockett
David Artin Jared Ciervo Erica Clare Gallagher Christina James Kelsey Miller Chanel Porter Jonathan Tarleton
Nicolette Ash Will Clayton Yolanda Gardner Brittney Jenkins Olivia Miller Ellen Porter Cameron Taylor
Michele Avara Simone Clayton Domonique Garland Cameron Johnson Christina Mills CJ Powell Will Taylor
Kristin Badger Zachary Cobb Ameer Ghodke Adrienne Jones Ramey Mize Meghan Prichard Jenni Tesh
Ranjan Banerjee Erin Collums Tara Gibbs Rashi Kabra Sarah Morris Jenny Qin Nancy Thomas
Ovik Banerjee Chelsea Cook Kylonda Glaze Payton Kendersky Chris Myers Nestor Ramirez Will Thomason
Austyn Barbarin Grayson Cooper Omar Glover Kristen Kenny Sarbajeet Nagdas Julia Ramos Ashley Thompson
Will Barbour Ally Cox Samantha Gordon Amber Kernodle Kaitlyn Nanney Gabriel Retana Cate Tidwell
Elizabeth Barfield Lauren Crean Marquessa Gray Jacob Ketterer Andrew Neel Ronald Rojas Ryan Tilton
Blake Barrington Kate Crockett Arthur Gribensk Jesalyn Keziah Rachel Norman Lindsay Rosenfeld Juan Tuset
Jason Bastida Tamara Davis Laura Gustafson Reema Khrais Laura Ochs Ariana Rowberry Yesenia Vicente
Gracie Beard Alanna Davis Joel Hage Gracie Killman Ridge Olivieri Mohammad Saad Clay Vickers
Taylor Beckham Earnest Dial Samantha Handel Jeremy Knight La’naeschia O’Rear Elena Sanchez Maria Vozzo
Elinor Benami Hollister Dibble Kevonda Harrell Amber Koonce Chandanie Orgias Juaquan Savage Kelly Walsh
Brent Blonkvist Emma Din John Harris Anne Kreuser Sarah Osborne Emily Scherer Nisha Walton
Jakelin Bonilla Michaela Dudley Douglas Harris Betsy Labiner April Padfield Lacy Schmidt Brad Waters
Burcu Bozkurt Eric DuPont Michael Hartley Rinchen Lama Monica Palmeira Shruti Shah Micah Whitley
Ethan Brooks Anna Claire Eddington Raven Hartsfield Rose Laudicina Melissa Paniagua Austin Shaw Kimberly Williams
Wyatt Bruton Clara Edwards Janet Hatherley Ellen Louis Brittany Papworth Shaneequa Shyrier Sarah Woerner
Joseph Bryant Emma Edwards Allison Hawkins Kirk Luo Julio Paredes Justin Singer Patrick Wright
Nina Bryce Thomas Edwards Chelsea Hicks Clay Macfarlane Donovan Parker Kendall Smith Julianne Yavorski
Lisle Bull Meredith Engelen Kathy Hill Chad Manhertz Makena Parker Monique Smith Alexandra Zagbayou
Chris Bullock Conor Farese Matthew Howard Laura Marcinek Lauren Pearson Paige Smith
Patrick Burrows Kelsey Farson Edward Hsyeh Erin Marubashi Renato Pereyra Taylor Smith
Sherika Campbell Alex Fidone Timothy Hughes Damon McGuire Walt Peters Andrea Solorzano
Shane Capps Colton Fisher Kayla Humphrey Sudeep Mehta Brittany Peterson Kylie Spangler

Campus Departments/Organizations
Alpha Epsilon Omega Christian Sorority
Incorporated
APPLES Service Leaning
Asian Studies
Campus Health Services
Campus Y
Canto Libre
Carolina Campus Recreation
Carolina Computing Initiative
Carolina Fever
Carolina Kickoff
Carolina Leadership Development
Center for the Study of the American South
Classroom Scheduling
Craige Hall front desk staff
Curriculum in Applied Sciences and Engineering
Curriculum in Peace, War, and Defense
Dental Hygiene Program
Department of African and Afro-American Studies
Department of Art, Art History and Studio Art
Department of Biology
Department of Chemistry
Department of Classics
Department of Communication Studies
Department of Computer Science
Department of Dramatic Arts
Department of Economics
Department of English and Comparative Literature
Department of Exercise and Sport Science
Department of Geological Sciences
Department of History
Department of Linguistics
Department of Mathematics
Department of Music
Department of Philosophy
Department of Physics
Department of Political Science
Department of Psychology Omega Psi Phi Fraternity Inc
Department of Religious Studies Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Inc.
Department of Romance Languages Premedical Association
Department of Slavic Languages and Literatures Public Safety
Department of Sociology Que Rico
Department of Housing and Residential Education Scholarships and Student Aid
Department of Public Safety School of Education
Ebony Readers School of Journalism and Mass Communication
George Watts Hill Alumni Center School of Nursing
Granville Towers School of Pharmacy
Housing and Residential Education School of Public Health
Kenan-Flagler Business School Student Government
La Unidad Latina (LUL) Fraternity Student Union
Misconseption Dance Company The Office of Undergraduate Curricula
New Student and Carolina Parent Programs UNC Student Government
Office of Scholarship and Student Aid University Career Services
Office of Student Activities and Organizations Victory in Praise- First Praise Dance Ministry
Office of Study Abroad
Office of Undergraduate Research

Faculty/Staff Cynthia Demetriou Joe Bob Hester Larry D. King Lee May Sherry Rhodes Charlie Weiss
David Adamson Jean DeSaix Joshua Hewitt Beth Kurtz-Costes Steve May Monica Richard Carla White-Harris
Sahar Amer Kathleen DuVall Monica Hill Lisa LaMantia Glen McDonald Beatriz Riefkohl-Muñiz Heather Williams
Erin Angel Jodi Dye Brian Hogan Laura Lane Tim McMillan John Roberts Lynn Williford
Todd Austell David J. Eckert Kelly Hogan Wayne Lee Kathleen McNeil Viji Sathy Melissa Wood
Ash Barnes Stacy Edwards-Outlaw Shandol Hoover Cary Levine Lawrence Mur’ray John Scott Harold Woodard
Ross Barrett Danielle Elliott Meredith Horne Stephen Lich-Tyler Mark Nielsen Daniel Sherman Marilyn Wyrick
Rick Bradley Julie Fishell Evelyne Huber Wei-Ching Lin Irene Park Dara Slivka Elaine Yeh
Amy Burdette Joseph Glatthaar Patsy Huff Jeannie Loeb Bill Parke Jennifer Smith
Napolean Byars Rich Goldberg Jeff Fuchs and University Rene Lopez Tony Patterson Sherry Sylar
Queenie Byars Jackie W. Gorman Bands Joe Lowman Josmell Perez Domenic Tiani
Angela Carmon Donald Haggis Kevin Jeffay Amy Lucas Louis Perez Ann Trollinger
Fred Clark Suzanne Harbour Reid Johnson Stuart McDonald Karl Peterson Tripp Tuttle
Drew Coleman Denis Hargis Elizabeth Jordan Carol Magee Pat Pukkila Karolyn Tyson
Jackie Copeland Lori Harris Joseph Jordan April Mann Chris Putney Sean Washburn
Ramona Cox Laura Hartley Kavita Kapur Sally Mauriello Steve Reznick Marcy Waters
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University, town o∞cials discuss shared issues

From Staff reports DTH ONLINE: Read about Local relations “The critique is that we have six Community and technology tool among the many the town uses
Town and University leaders other forum topics: town-gown places to buy bongo drums, but to communicate with residents.
gathered to discuss key issues at a relations and waste options. Concerns about how to keep nowhere to buy socks,” he said. Amid jokes that social media — Sara Gregory
forum hosted all day Thursday by Chapel Hill and Carrboro residents “That’s changing now.” keep you from ever having to leave
local radio station WCHL 1360. said. “Can farmers provide food at a spending money in the area led rep- — Kelly Poe the house, Orange County bloggers Downtown revitalization
price to support themselves where resentatives of a local initiative at the and networking enthusiasts affirmed
Sustainability we can sell that food to students at forum to wonder if marketing the the value of building stronger social Revitalizing downtown Chapel
two towns separately is a good idea.
Affordable housing networks with the technology.
a price they can afford?” Hill will take a two-pronged
Although more people are buy- Greg Overbeck, co-owner of the There is tension between encour- The accessibility to affordable The panel, which included pro- approach, panelists determined.
ing local food in Orange County, Chapel Hill Restaurant Group, aging local businesses in the area housing dominated the forum’s gressive bloggers, UNC professors To attract more residents and
the cost to consumers and rela- argued that the restaurant market and encouraging all businesses. discussion on the economic divi- and media representatives, dis- visitors, the town needs to solve the
tively small supply from farmers still discourages businesses from “If we want to provide jobs, we sion in Chapel Hill, and some say cussed the role of technology and problems of panhandlers, cross-
limit further support for sustain- buying locally. should open up a Walmart. … But students might be to blame. the ways it has changed politics, walks and lighting and develop a
able foods. “Obviously we love to serve that might not be who we want to Michelle Cotton Laws, president teaching and how the town inter- comprehensive plan for growth.
Scott Myers, director of food local produce. It tastes better. It’s be,” said Jesse Kalisher, owner of of the Chapel Hill-Carrboro branch acts with residents. “We need to determine what is the
and vending for Carolina Dining healthier. We’re trying to support Jesse Kalisher Gallery and presi- of the National Association for the Social media can help connect look and feel that everyone wants,”
Services, emphasized the difficul- local, and some people appreciate dent of the Carrboro Merchant’s Advancement of Colored People, people who feel isolated, some- Mayor pro tem Jim Ward said.
ties for businesses to use local, sus- that,” he said. “But we have to face Association. said students could be driving out thing both OrangePolitics founder Adam Klein, vice president of
tainable foods because of cost and the economic realities of it.” Aaron Nelson, president of the people who work in the area but Ruby Sinreich and BlueNC founder the Chapel Hill-Carrboro Chamber
availability issues. Overbeck said he would like to Chapel Hill-Carrboro Chamber can’t afford to live here. James Protzman echoed. of Commerce, stressed bringing
“Being able to increase the amount use more local food in his restau- of Commerce, said that while the “What certain segments of “Twitter is the most fantastic more county residents to Chapel
we support local foods depends on rants but cannot count on local towns should actively encourage the population are making is not water cooler,” Sinreich said. Hill to see how it has changed in
what students want to eat, availabil- farmers to provide consistently. local businesses, it is not necessary enough to allow them to move into Chapel Hill public information the last 20 years.
ity and the business model,” Myers — Julie Crimmins to turn away chains. home ownership and possibly a con- officer Catherine Lazorko said the Too much time is spent discussing
tributing factor when we talk about town started using social media in the issue of panhandling and crime,
the economic divide,” Laws said. fall of 2008 as a way to share its when the focus should be on the pos-
Stephanie Perry of Orange plans for a downsized Halloween. itive aspects of downtown, he said.
County Justice United suggested The town updates Facebook, — Olivia Barrow

Stay Cool talks between town and University Twitter, Flickr and YouTube
officials as a possible solution. accounts, but Lazorko said she
— Tori Stilwell considers social media just another
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THE OFFICE FOR UNDERGRADUATE RESEARCH PRESENTS

The Annual Celebration of Undergraduate Research

Friday, April 23, 2010, 1:00 –3:00 p.m.
Sponsored by the Office for Undergraduate Research & The Roosevelt Institution. Facilities provided by the Center for Dramatic Art

PLATFORM SCHEDULE 15 Sebastian Cerdena In Vivo measurements of dopamine concentration in anesthetized rats after Keppra
administration
Donita Robinson Chemistry

16 Alexander Krois Post-Acquisition Filtering: Application to In-cell NMR Gary Pielak Chemistry
Platform Session I Elizabeth Price Kenan Theatre. Moderator: Prof. Drew Coleman, Geological Sciences
STUDENT TOPIC FACULTY ADVISOR MAJOR 17 Anna Dunn Metal-Organic Frameworks Wenbin Lin Chemistry

18 Ryan Orgel The Fabrication of Symmetric Gold Nanoshells onto PRINT Produced Nanoparticles Joseph DeSimone Chemistry
Kyle Samperton An Investigation of Volcanism and Pluton Emplacement in the SRMVF by U/Pb Zircon Drew Coleman Geology
Geochronology 19 Vahid Sanii Dopamine Release in an Animal Model of Binge Eating Donita Robinson Chemistry
Len Evans Design and Construction of a Spark Chamber Particle Detector Reyco Henning Physics & 20 Yoo Jeong Yang Study of α-Synuclein Pathologic Effect at Cellular and Mitochondrial Level Gary Pielak Chemistry
Astronomy
20B Marco Torelli Investigating the Design of the Adhesive Properties of the Gecko through a Simplified Wei You Chemistry
Travis Book In vivo Measurement of Transcription Factor Activity in Mouse Liver Ivan Rusyn Biology Model System
Ronny Forney Small Mammal Abundance and Distribution Peter White Biology 21 Benjamin Ivey Analysis of Emerging Fields in News Media: A Case Study on Nanotechnology Craig Carroll Communic. Studies
Brittany Fotsch Modeling Ionic Translocation Across Ryanodine Receptor 1 Using Discrete Molecular Nikolay Dokholyan Chemistry 22 William Dworsky Uncertainty Under the Sea: A Motif Motivating Heroism in the Aeneid and Moby Dick Inger Brodey Comparative Lit.
Dynamics (DMD)
23 Thomas Ginn The Effects of Urban Structures on Poverty Al Field Economics
Yemeng Lu Chemotherapeutic Drugs Increase the Release of Procoagulant Microparticles from Nigel Mackman Biology
Cancer Cells 24 Katy Werlin Beauty Reinterpreted: 18th Century Fashion Through The Eyes of 20th Century Film Jade Bettin Dramatic Art

Sarah Hatcher Effects of CAFO location on well water contamination Steve Wing Environmental 25 Jason Gonzalez An examination of the effect of mental fatigue on grip strength Kristin Ondrak Exercise & Sport Sci.
Science
26 Amber Chewning The Relationships between Fatness, Physical Activity, and Aerobic Power in Children Robert McMurray Exercise & Sport Sci.
and Adolescents

27 Cameron Taylor Spatial Epidemiology of Injuries in Lilongwe, Malawi Michael Emch Geography
Platform Session II Center for Dramatic Art Room 104. Moderator: Prof. Jane Danielewicz, English and Comparative Literature
STUDENT TOPIC FACULTY ADVISOR MAJOR 28 Zachary Long A Comparison of Heart Rate Variability and Coherence between Breast Cancer Survivors Diane Groff Exercise & Sport Sci.
and Healthy Controls
Christopher Myers Failing to Learn: The Effects of Experiential Learning on Knowledge Transfer in Francesca Gino Business
29 Stewart Edie Assessing life span bias on relative species abundance in coastal marine fossil assemblages Donna Surge Geology
Management Education Administration
30 Sarah Hiser The Influence of Nutrient Loading and Phytoplankton Blooms on Vibrio spp. in the Rachel Noble Geology
Morgan Randall Varsity Life: An Ethnographic Study of Athletic, Academic, and Social Pressures on Richard Southall Exercise & Sport
Neuse River Estuary
Division I Varsity Football Players Science
31 Miquela Ingalls Distribution Mapping of Prehistoric Rockfall Deposits in Yosemite Valley, California Allen Glazner Geology
Emily Batt NCLB's Title III Rooted in American Nativism and the Halt Towards Progress for Katie Pryal Latin American
Children of Foreign Cultures Studies 32 Daven Quinn The Hapke Model in Excel: Simplified reflectance modeling for lunar remote sensing. Drew Coleman Geology
Elizabeth Turgeon “Undone By Goodness”: The Tragedy of Giving in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens Reid Barbour English 33 Sheryl Singerling The Farmville Meteorite: A Sample of the Primordial Solar Nebula Allen Glazner Geology
Charlotte Lloyd Importing English: Language Policy and Literature in Namibia Gregory Flaxman Comparative Lit. 34 Zachary Vance Beneath Our Feet: A Walking Tour of Chapel Hill’s Geology Allen Glazner Geology
Anne (Hope) Newton Defining Worship: The Problem of Separating ‘Worship’ from Other Types of Speech Katie Pryal Political Science 35 Charlotte Egerton A City Changed by Race: African-Americans in Wilmington, NC during Reconstruction James Leloudis History
Michelle Hicks Writing in the Margins of America's Consciousness: Elizabeth Bishop in Brazil Michael Chitwood English 36 Margaret Baker Bound to Ramble: The Media’s Role in Reviving African American Old-Time String Jane Brown Jour.& Mass Comm.
Band Music

37 Lauren Baum It’s not easy being green…or is it? Craig Carroll Jour.& Mass Comm.
Platform Session III Center for Dramatic Art Room 103. Moderator: Moderator: Prof. Donald Reid, History
38 Kathleen Doll Victims, Survivors or Visitors? Coverage of Hurricane Katrina in communities that Barbara Friedman Jour.& Mass Comm.
STUDENT TOPIC FACULTY ADVISOR MAJOR accepted evacuees
Thomas (Fielder)Valone Travels through a Distant Landscape: the Bartram Trail Conference and the Construction Timothy Marr History 39 Erin Collums Strategies and Techniques for Building Relationships between Public Relations and the Media Craig Carroll Jour.& Mass Comm.
of a Memory
40 Emily Heyman A media relations study on the relationship between PR professionals and jounalists. Craig Carroll Jour.& Mass Comm.
Samantha Estevez Lives of Learning and Service: American Protestant Missionaries in Japan, from the Miles Fletcher History
1850s to the 1940s 41 Natalie Fioto Are textbooks enough to learn PR practices? Craig Carroll Jour.& Mass Comm.

Elaina Giolando Investigating Sustainable International Development in Guatemala John Stewart International & 42 Kevin Kiley No News at Breakfast: Exploring the Millennial Generation’s News Habits Penny Abernathy Jour.& Mass Comm.
Area Studies
43 B’anca Glenn Perfecting the Pitch: Exploring the Techniques of Public Relations Pitching Craig Carroll Jour.& Mass Comm.
Anneliese Gegenheimer China's African Policy and Its Application in Tanzania Larry Chavis Business Admin.
44 Heather Mandelkehr 16 & Pregnant: Interpretations of an Entertainment-Education Program About Jane Brown Jour.& Mass Comm.
Kenneth Barshop Socio-economic diabetes risk factors in Cleveland, Miss. Stephen Clark International & Teen Pregnancy
Area Studies
45 Elisa Greenwood Decreasing Educational Inequality: Best public relaitons practices for after-school programs Jane Brown Jour.& Mass Comm.
Maryam Al-Zoubi Finding Islamic Feminism in Syria: A Comparison of the Abu Noor and Qubaysiyat Sarah Shields International &
Women’s Revivalist Groups Area Studies 46 Anna Wooten News Decision Making Jane Brown Jour.& Mass Comm.

47 Kelsey Hamilton The Climb to the Top: Local Newspaper Coverage of Successful Women’s Basketball Debashis Aikat Jour.& Mass Comm.
Teams After Title IX
Platform Session IV Center for Dramatic Art Room 102. Moderator: Prof. Jeanette Boxill, Philosophy 48 Christian Yoder How We Connect Jane Brown Jour.& Mass Comm.
STUDENT TOPIC FACULTY ADVISOR MAJOR 49 Austin Ramsey Culture, Philosophy, Pedagogy; Wind Band Education in Japan and the United States Evan Feldman Music
Leah Townsend Perceptual Differences between Liberals and Conservatives Jesse Prinz Philosophy 50 Anthony Mazzella Music Improvisation and Instinctive Emotional Responses Stephen Anderson Music
Meredith McCoy “Something to gather around”: Powwows and Lumbee community identity Patricia Sawin Anthropology 51 Shannon Mentock Substrate preference and enzyme kinetics for long-chain acyl-CoA synthetase isoform 1 Rosalind Coleman Nutrition
Sara Wilkins “Existimos” - Emergent LGBT Identities in Contemporary Argentina Joanne Hershfield Latin American 52 Andrew Collins Does hot water freeze faster than cold water? Reproducing the Mpemba effect Stephen Shafroth Physics & Astron.
Studies
53 John Hardin Active Interrogation of Materials Through Analysis of Resultant Neutrons Hugon Karwowski Physics & Astron.
Sara Wilkins “Existimos” - Emergent LGBT Identities in Contemporary Argentina - Continued Joanne Hershfield Latin American
Studies 54 Len Evans Reconstruction of radiation source’s location using statistical test on HPGe detector spectra Reyco Henning Physics & Astron.

Lubabatu Ahmad-Rufai Cosmetic Surgery in the Muslim World: An Exploratory Study of Muslim Women’s Michele Berger Women’s Studies 55 Laura Havener Diagnostics of a Gamma Ray Beam through a Cu Plate Hugon Karwowski Physics & Astron.
Experiences
56 Blaine Heffron Multiple Peaks of Electron Spectra from Pyroelectric Crystals Steve Shafroth Physics & Astron.
Sarah Edwards Sustaining Flourishing in Times of Stress: The Impact of a Positive Affect Intervention Barbara Fredrickson Psychology
on University Students 57 Alexander Hill Monte Carlo Simulations for Germanium Detector Calibration Hugon Karwowski Physics & Astron.

Allison Howard Ethics in Practice Jan Boxill Economics 58 Apurva Oza Modeling Gamma Ray Bursts with PROMPT Daniel Reichart Physics & Astron.

59 Michael Jones Active Interrogation of Materials Through Analysis of Resultant Neutrons Hugon Karwowski Physics & Astron.

60 Ben Ryan Monte Carlo Simulation of 238U Detection Limits Hugon Karwowski Physics & Astron.
Platform Session V Center for Dramatic Art Room 101. Moderator: Prof. Ellen Welch, Romance Languages
61 Lisa Nash Response Function of Large NaI Detector to Energetic Gamma Rays Hugon Karwowski Physics & Astron.
STUDENT TOPIC FACULTY ADVISOR MAJOR
62 Amanda Sullivan Using Optical Coherence Tomography to Detect Tumors in Human Breast Tissue Amy Oldenburg Physics & Astron.
Marion Boulicault A Pluralist Approach to Community-Based Conservation Research: A Case Study of the Amy Cooke Environmental
Phu My Project Science 63 Michael Woody The production of short titanium nanotubes and their interaction with the protein lysozyme Yue Wu Physics & Astron.

Isabella Archer Visions and Revisions of the Authentic North Africa: Art from Oriental and Occidental Ellen Welch International & 64 Amy Abramowitz Prenatal cocaine results in neonatal behavioral delays in rodent infants on postnatal day 21 Josephine Johns Psychology
Perspectives Area Studies
65 Rachel Aaron The Effect of Socially-Induced Placebo Analgesia on the Acquisition of Nonsuicidal Self-Injury Mitch Prinstein Psychology
Olivia Blanchard Women Making Mischief: Modern France’s Attempts to Decode Hysteria Philippe Barr English
66 Jordan Akers Kind Acts in Romantic Relationships: Features and Relationship Outcomes Barbara Fredrickson Psychology
Tiara Willie The Blinds Spot in AIDS Discourse: The Lived Experiences of African American Michele Berger Biology
HIV Positive Mothers 67 Trevor Brothers The structural role of the fingernail in force perception Mark Hollins Psychology

Anita Rao Finding Health with HIV Michele Berger Women's Studies 68 Katelyn Brown-Gomez Responsive Behavior and Physical Intimacy within Romantic Relationships Sara Algoe Psychology

Jennifer Arey Russian Folk Art Louise McReynolds History 69 Benjamin Brumley Children’s Memory for a Dental Operative Procedure: The Impact of Stress and Peter Ornstein Psychology
Coping on Remembering

70 Lacey Campbell Arts-Informed Health Awareness: A Community Intervention in Southwest Detroit Lorraine Gutierrez Psychology

71 Ramsey Cardwell Communicative Repair Skills in Boys with Autism and Fragile X Syndrome Gary Martin Psychology
POSTER SCHEDULE 72 Sierra Carter Racial and Cultural Factors and Blood Pressure in the African American Community Enrique Neblett Psychology

73 Kate Cowhey Effects of cocaine abstinence on BLA-mediated cocaine memory reconsolidation Rita Fuchs- Psychology
The Center for Dramatic Art - Lobby Lokensgard

74 Michelle Gonzalez The Relationship between SES and Psychosocial Adjustment Problems: The Mediating Deborah Jones Psychology
Students will be present at their posters according to the following schedule: Role of Hopelessness
Poster Session I: 1:00-1:45 — Odd Numbered Posters / Poster Session II: 2:00-2:45 — Even Numbered Posters 75 Walter Fletcher Pearl Harbor: 50 years later Timothy Marr Psychology

76 Katherine Hamaoui Attentional Bias Towards Cigarette Cues in Smokers Charlotte Boettiger Psychology
STUDENT TOPIC FACULTY ADVISOR MAJOR
77 Rachel Hay The Effect of Naltrexone on Goal-Directed and Habit-Directed Ethanol Donita Robinson Psychology
01 Emily Carter Refugee Healthcare Access: Barriers and Usage for the Karen in Orange County, NC Rachel Willis American Studies Self-Administration in Rats
02 Kelli Landing The Memory Keeper's Granddaughter: Family History & Material Culture in WWII Marcie Ferris American Studies 78 Mehreen Sheikh Prenatal Cocaine Exposure Effects on Infant Behavior and Neural Development Josephine Johns Psychology
Durham, North Carolina
79 Dara Keatts Eating Expectancies Across Stages of Recovery from an Eating Disorder Anna Bardone-Cone Psychology
03 Juan Calderon Effects of Arbuscular Mycorrhizal Fungi on the Ontogeny of Plants Charles Mitchell Biology
80 Eleanor Steel Problem Drinking in Young Adults: The Role of Sweet Liking, Novelty Seeking, Charlotte Boettiger Psychology
04 Ishita Das Interrogation of Flexibility in Sequential Uridine Residues in Stem IV of Tetrahymena TERC Michael Jarstfer Biology and Impulsivity
05 Analise Jenkins Enhanced enzymatic activities in seawater surrounding aggregates: Consequences for carbon cycling Carol Arnosti Biology 81 Christine Kemp Predictors and Outcomes Related to Adolescent Extracurricular Involvement Elizabeth Pungello Psychology
06 Cameron Isaacs Characterization of a Subfamily of Small Auxin-Up RNA (SAUR) Genes in Arabidopsis thaliana Jason Reed Biology 82 John Tobben The contributions of AMPA receptors in the NACs to context-induced relapse of Rita Fuchs- Psychology
cocaine seeking in rats Lokensgard
07 Jennifer Pan Closing the Gap: Insights for Doing Community-Based Research With Youth and Adults Patricia Parker Biology
in Vulnerable Communities 83 Ryan Wade Alcohol Use and Attention Charlotte Boettiger Psychology
08 Lucy Liu Identification of Genes as Novel Potential Therapeutic Targets for Type II Diabetes Jay Brenman Biology 84 Nikul Patel Math, Science, and Language Gendered Performance Biases of Tenth Grade Indian Beth Kurtz-Costes Psychology
School Children
09 Hannah Park Elevated VEGF Signaling Leads to Centrosome Over-duplication and Multinucleate Cell Victoria Bautch Biology
Accumulation in Endothelial Cells 85 Maggie West Using Local Microfinance to Assist Transitions from Homelessness Gene Nichol Public Policy
10 Brittany Ross Gestational Cocaine’s Effects on Olfactory Preference and Neuronal Activation Josephine Johns Biology 86 Alyse Alvord Innovation in School Food Service: A Berkeley Unified School District Case Study Suzanne Havala Public Policy
Hobbs
11 George Jones Prenatal Cocaine: Translational Effects on Human and Rodent Neonatal Vocalizations Josephine Johns Biostatistics
87 Nisel Desai The influence of gestational exposure to alcohol/nicotine on α4β2 receptors in Josephine Johns Public Policy
12 Randall Ung Sign-tracking and goal-tracking behavior between adolescent and adult rats Donita Robinson Biology post-partum rats
13 Xuan Liu Modeling Galaxy Velocity Fields and Inclination Angles Sheila Kannappan Business Admin.
Carolina Research Scholars Recognition and Poster Awards 3:00 –3:30 p.m.
14 Jamie Yang Wind Energy Policies in China: Using Denmark as a Case Study Larry Chavis Business Admin.
Elizabeth Price Kenan Theatre, Prof. Steve Matson, Dean, Graduate School

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granville
from page 1
Interfraternity Council, said he is
in full support of the plan Granville
is offering. He intends to promote
the option to members of the Greek
community partially because of
Granville’s proximity to UNC fra-
ternity and sorority houses.
“The location of Granville will
help people connect with the Greek
houses in the area,” Piner said.
Rhea Keller, president of the
Panhellenic Council, said she sup-
ported the idea because it could
help organizations that don’t yet
have a place for members to reside
together.
The Granville option is similar
to how Duke University has func-
tioned since the 1970s.
Don’t ask
from page 1
several weeks.”
Yoder said he had no choice but
to follow the policy.
And Isaacson said she was aware
of the consequences beforehand.
“Integrity was more important
to me than paying back the money,”
she said.
Isaacson said Yoder offered her
the chance to change her story, and
also asked if she would serve if the
policy was changed.
That’s precisely what Isaacson and
the other student lobbyists want:
for homosexuals to be able to serve
openly in the U.S. military.
Students will meet with their rep-
resentatives, even if they are from
outside of North Carolina. U.S. Sen.
Kay Hagan, D-N.C., supports the
repeal of the policy, press secretary
Sadie Weiner said.
Yoder said no one in the ROTC
will ask a participant about his or
her sexuality.
“It’s a law that’s been carefully
crafted with numerous wise con-
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Greek organizations, said Jennifer
Frank, assistant director of accom-
modations at Duke.
In addition to potentially offer-
ing Greek blocs, Granville will ren-
ovate five halls by next year.
The renovations, which will not
change the student rental price,
are part of UNC’s ongoing plan for
Granville Towers.
The towers, along with University
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gressmen and it was intended to
allow gay American citizens to be
able to serve in the military if they
so desire,” Yoder said.
He said he will not listen to hear-
say or make conclusions about a sol-
dier’s sexuality until he or she makes
the statement him or herself.
“But you can’t be a soldier if you
tell me your sexual preference is that
other than heterosexual,” he said.
Even though the law does not nec-
essarily apply to ROTC programs,
it saves enormous amounts of tax
money to apply the policy when the
participant will likely be unable to
become a soldier, Yoder said.
Isaacson said she is unsure of
her post-graduate plans and unsure
of how she plans to pay back the
money. But her biggest hope is to
be able to influence U.S. policy.
“I really want to use what hap-
pened to me to make change,”
Isaacson said. “Not to whine because
my career plans were taken away or
because of the scholarship money.”
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bresChi
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“A fluke accident,” Breschi said.
“A tragic accident.”
In the months following, Breschi’s
young children helped him and his
wife get out of bed.
The OSU family brought him
back to the lacrosse field and onto
his feet.
Even six years later, the Michael
R. Breschi Scholarship remains the
largest memorial scholarship in the
OSU’s athletic department.
“One of the things my wife Julie
and I said after the loss of Michael
was, you never knew how many
friends you had,” he said.
“And you wish you never had
to find out how great people are
because they care so much about
you.”
Four years after Michael’s death,
Breschi received an opportunity to
move back to his alma mater.
It also meant leaving another
family behind.
In his interview with Baddour,
Breschi had first admitted his
appreciation for OSU.
But he had quickly followed it
with an exception.
“That’s the only reason I’m
here,” he said. “The only place
I would leave Ohio State for
would be the University of North
Carolina.”
The alma mater might have had
an edge, but another family had to
come first.
Could his wife and four daugh-
ters handle another monumental
change? Could he?
T h e n e x t m o r n i n g , Ju l i e
approached Breschi with a card.
“She wrote a beautiful letter,”
he said. “It said, ‘I’m 100 percent
in.’ That kind of said, ‘let’s take
another chapter in our life and
move forward with something
that is special.’”
The letter was written in a
card for Dad. The offer had been
received on Father’s Day.
“The loss of Michael gave us
the courage to make the move,” he
said. “To make this life-changing
move.”
North Carolina lacrosse coach Joe Breschi instructs his team during one of the Tar Heels’ 6 a.m. practices. In
his second year at the helm of the program, Breschi has led UNC to an 11-1 record, its best start since 2002.
Immediate success
Freshman William Scroggs rec-
ognized a close-knit team from his
time at Naval Academy Preparatory
School.
What he saw at North Carolina
was entirely different.
“The program up there was just
really close because they are going
to be fighting in wars together,” he
said.
“But here, it’s a family. I feel like
every one of these guys on the team
is my brother.”
When Breschi arrived in 2008,
he brought a philosophy that out-
lined three new commitments for
the program.
Family. Academics. Lacrosse.
And in that order.
“It took a while for us to get used
to his new motto, the new atmo-
sphere that he brought,” junior
Billy Bitter said.
Breschi’s emphasis on acting as
a family included time on the field,
off the field and even in his own
home.
Breschi and his wife regularly
host all 44 players for dinner,
while his players have played host
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to Breschi’s four daughters. Finally home
And when the family-first phi-
losophy began to translate into Breschi recalled looking at his
wins, no one could complain — not daughter Samantha last year as she
even about the 6 a.m. practices. marveled at 70-degree weather in
“This year, in the second year mid-March.
under him, everyone decided to For eight months, he had watched
be here at 6 a.m.,” Bitter said. his oldest daughter struggle with
“Everyone’s hard-hitting in prac- her new life. And for months, he
tice, and everyone’s always smiling had wondered about his decision.
at the end.” But that day, the 7-year-old sat
And this far in the season, they before her father and made a con-
have good reason to. fession.
In his first season, Breschi led “Dad, I love it at North Carolina,”
UNC to its best start since 2002. she said. “And I want to stay here
This season’s 10-0 start was the forever.”
best since 1991, when UNC went This time, there would be no
undefeated en route to the pro- exception.
gram’s last national championship “That’s the moment I’ll remem-
title. ber,” he said. “Her saying — us say-
Lacrosse may come last in a list ing — that we’ve arrived, and we’re
of priorities, but the team’s pur- here for good.”
suits for a title are hardly an after- For Breschi, survival had given
thought. way to success. And there he stood,
“We’ve had two goals the whole taking it all in.
season, to win the ACC champi- “That was the first moment I
onship and the national champi- said, ‘You know what, this was the
onship,” senior midfielder Sean right move,’” he said. “And we have
DeLaney said. finally turned a corner.”
“So those goals haven’t changed
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (MCT)
— President Barack Obama
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on a retreat to the mountains of
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The first couple is expected to
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NEW YORK (MCT) —
President Barack Obama made
a case for tougher regulation of
the nation’s large banks Thursday
while dismissing Republican
charges that he is creating condi-
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Obama tied the nation’s severe
recession and job losses to loose
oversight of Wall Street.
Obama spoke as the Senate
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regulators to seize control of
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The environmental impact was
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by the disaster on the Deepwater
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. (MCT) —
Bank of America wants to give
struggling mortgage customers
who are collecting unemploy-
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with no mortgage payment.
Customers would have to
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Lab! Theatre to discuss women, race
By Shelby Marshall
Staff Writer
Since she first saw the play in
high school, Jamila Reddy has
wanted to direct “For Colored Girls
Who Have Considered Suicide/
When the Rainbow is Enuf.”
With Lab! Theatre’s Second
Stage program, a series of experi-
mental and minimal plays, she is
getting her opportunity.
The play consists of seven
actresses and 20 monologues, all
dealing with the experience of
being a woman of color, Reddy
said. She calls it a choreographed
poem.
The actresses represent the six
colors of the rainbow, as well as
brown.
“They’re just supposed to be the
embodiments of the women telling
these stories,” Reddy said.
Discussed in the play are issues
such as domestic violence, abortion
and rape.
“The show as a whole is a good
representation of different ideas
about the life of being a colored
woman,” said Ari DeDeaux, one of
the actresses in the show.
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Reddy said the play was not ATTEND THE PLAYS
depressing, despite its serious
topics.
Time: 8:15 p.m. today-Monday; 4
“It’s not intended to make you
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Reddy said. in the play collectively create a uni-
DeDeaux said she believes the fied performance.
closeness to the audience also “While the show itself is a col-
achieves this goal. lection of poems and monologues,
She said the play breaks the the- they come together as one piece,”
ater’s traditional fourth wall — the she said.
invisible wall separating the cast DeDeaux also said that through-
and the audience. out the development of the show,
Building on the original script by she has grown close to the other
Ntozake Shange, this performance actresses.
includes original music and move- “The seven of us have gotten
ment from UNC students. very close throughout the process,
The Harmonyx a cappella group and I think that’s going to come
is accompanying the actresses through.”
throughout the play.
Reddy said the movement and
music were collaboratively devel-
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performance.
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tact Fran Holland Properties via email:
herbholland@intrex.net.
QUIET, RURAl 2BR TOWNHOME DUPlEX
in North chatham county. 2BR/1.5BA. Fire-
place. On quiet road, pets negotiable (large
fenced in yard). 1 mile to grocery, UNc park
and ride lot. $750/mo, water included. Fran
Holland Properties, herbholland@intrex.net.
clOSE TO UNc, DUkE. Nice 2BR/1BA house
near Southpoint, Parkwood. New W/D, fridge.
central heat, air. Big yard. Deck. $850/mo.
No pets. Available May 1. 415-999-0449.
WAlk TO cAMPUS. 1BR/1BA studio apart-
ment. All utilities included. W/D, cen-
tral air and heat. Available in August.
$850/mo. 933-8143.
4BR/4BA cONDOS AvAIlABlE: choose
from among 72 privately owned con-
dominiums. Each bedroom has walk
in closet and private bathroom. visit
www.TheUniversitycommons.com
for more details.
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Furnished sabbatical house available Au-
gust 1, 2010 thru December 31, 2011.
$1,350/mo +utilities. Photos: 919-302-4322.
www.chapelhillsabbaticalhouse.com.
MIll cREEk cONDO 2BR/2BA. Town house
style. In excellent condition. W/D. End unit
with bay window, balcony, hardwood floors
on main level. $1,150/mo. Water included.
call 919-475-8800.
REAllY NIcE 4BR/3BA townhouse
on busline. large bedrooms, hard-
wood floors, outside wooden deck,
W/D, dishwasher, all appliances.
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pick up. $425/mo. Available Au-
gust 2010. 933-0983 or 451-8140.
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For Rent
NEW HOME FOR RENT 506 church Street.
4BR/2BA, full kitchen, large bedrooms,
WiFi, walk to campus. Available August 1,
2010. $2,100/mo. call Jeff 919-201-9477,
919-408-0601.
NIcE HOUSE. Walk to campus.
5BR/3BA. central air and heat,
all appliances. large back deck.
Free off street parking. $550/mo.
per bedroom. contact Bill Byrne,
owner. wjbyrne@bellsouth.net or
919-969-0254.
INg RENOvATED. Available in AUgUST!
4BR/2BA. 2 blocks from the Farmer’s Market.
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street parking. $1,900 total. call now 880-
2654. Equal Housing Opportunity. www.
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RARE FIND. House for rent 2 blocks from
campus and Franklin Street. Up to 4 oc-
cupants, $1,300/mo. Available in mid-May.
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yard, parking. call 824-7981 or email
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APARTMENT RENTAl 450/mo! Utilities,
internet, and cable included. Furnished.
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available in both mid-May and August. Price
negotiable. 919-913-5883.
2 ROOMMATES needed for 2010-
11 school year. Walk to campus or
take various buses! $425/mo. utili-
ties. Dishwasher and W/D included.
Please email kkwilson@email.unc.
edu. 919-412-8164.
WAlk TO cAMPUS. 5BR/3.5BA duplex with
W/D, dishwasher, central air and heat. Avail-
able June or July. $2,200/mo. 933-8143.
4BR/3BA cHAPEl HIll HOUSE near Umstead
Park. Will rent August 2010 to May 2011.
$1,700/mo. Includes parking spaces, utilities,
cable, internet. chhouse1925@yahoo.com or
call 704-210-8356.
FURNISHED gARAgE APT. Quiet resi-
dential area. Full kitchen. Separate bed-
room. Private entrance. Maturity required.
$750/mo. includes utilities. Available now.
919-929-6072.
MIll cREEk 2BR/2BA townhouse. Walk to
campus. W/D. Full kitchen. 1 year lease from
mid-May. 2 people: $1,240/mo. 929-6072.
Help Wanted
HIRINg. New grads: Piedmont Health Ser-
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with a great nonprofit community health care
organization. Are you bilingual (Spanish and
English) and considering a health care ca-
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in community health. We have the following
positions available: medical assistants, farm
outreach workers, dental assistants and pa-
tient care coordinators. For more information
visit our website at www.piedmonthealth.
org. To apply send your resume and cover
letter to personnel@piedmonthealth.org or
by fax at 919-537-0469.
RESEARcH TEcHNIcIAN POSITION: The Mo-
lecular Neuropharmacology laboratory in
the center for Alcohol Studies is accepting
applications for a full-time temporary re-
search technician ($12/hr). Applicants must
have a BS or equivalent degree. laboratory
experience is desirable. Training will be pro-
vided. This is an excellent opportunity for a
recent graduate seeking research experience.
Please email a cover letter and resume to
morrow@med.unc.edu.
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and females who are interested in working
as Habtech or cNA to work one on one with
the elderly or disabled children in Durham,
Orange and chatham counties. Afternoon,
evening and weekend hours available. Reli-
able transportation a must! If interested in a
cNA or Habtech position, please call keston
care Inc. M-F 9am-4pm at 919-967-0507
(cPR, 1st aide).
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for 2-3 afternoon assistants to start in mid-
August. Must have some experience with
young children and be available M-F until
6pm (start times can vary). 919-929-3585.
bARTENDERS
ARE IN DEMAND!
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classes. 100% job placement assistance.
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money! Meet people! Ask about our SPRINg
tuition rates. call now! 919-676-0774,
www.cocktailmixer.com.
FUll-TIME AND PART-TIME servers and
hosts at Mama Dip’s Restaurant. Apply in
person, 408 West Rosemary Street. No phone
calls please.
Egg DONORS NEEDED. UNc Health
care seeking healthy, non-smok-
ing females 20-32 to become egg
donors. $2,500 compensation for
cOMPlETED cycle. All visits and pro-
cedures to be done local to campus.
For written information, please call
919-966-1150 ext. 5 and leave your
current mailing address.
PART-TIME lEASINg AgENT. Summer
leasing agent needed for an apartment
community in Durham, near South-
point Mall. customer service and sales
experience helpful. Email resume to
berkeleyatsouthpoint@yahoo.com.
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Need driver for round trip to Asheboro 5
days/wk, twice a day. Full-time or part-time.
cardello@fpec.org. 919-942-1114.
RESEARCH
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with developing and evaluating online
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yMCA
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is an outdoor pool complex with water
slide, play pool and 6 lane lap pool. certi-
fied lifeguards, swim instructors and camp
counselors are needed May thru Septem-
ber. YMcA experience a plus. contact Jess
Hanlin or Nicki Smith for more information
jhanlin@chcymca.org or nsmith@chcymca.
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online at www.chcymca.org.
WEEkDAY ElDER cARE. looking for in home
care for elderly female. general assistance
with walking, meals, company, light trans-
portation. Non-smoker, current references.
Preference for some experience and 12
month availability. Email with cv, experi-
ence, availability, requested salary, refer-
ences. ebq@med.unc.edu.
ATTENTION MEDIcAl MAJORS: First,
second summer session and fall
part-time jobs. Positions available for
people thinking about or majoring
in one of the medical fields such as
nursing, pre-med, physical therapy,
occupational therapy or one of the
other medical disciplines but not a
requirement. can train, no experi-
ence needed. Excellent opportunity
to gain hands on experience. Pays
$12-$14/hr. call for more informa-
tion. 919-932-1314.
Internships
PAID INTERNSHIP: University Directories
is currently seeking candidates for a paid
customer relations summer internship in
chapel Hill. Eligible candidates should
have strong communication skills, enjoy
a fast paced working environment and be
capable of working both alone and on a
team to accomplish goals. For more infor-
mation, please contact Barbie Hutton at
bhutton@vilcom.com or visit our website at
www.universitydirectories.com.
Lost & Found
lOST: BlUE IPOD NANO with black earbud
headphones attached. lost in gardner Hall
basement 4/19. Please return if found! 704-
497-6554.
FOUND: cANNON cAMERA. Wooden tie
bracelet. Outside Hanes Hall earlier this
month. To claim, call University career Ser-
vices, 919-962-6706.
FOUND: HEART NEcklAcE near greenlaw
on 4/21. call to describe. 919-259-4433.
lOST: DENIM PENcIl cASE with pens in it.
4/16 in chapman 201. cylindrical shape,
strawberry image. Sentimental value. Please
return! Reward! 919-360-6504.
lOST: IPOD TOUcH. Distinctive sticker on
back with graffiti, peace sign, the word
imagine. May be in gym workout arm strap.
Please return! Reward! 252-361-9200.
Roommates
REAllY NIcE 4BR/3BA townhouse
on busline. large bedrooms, hard-
wood floors, outside wooden deck,
W/D, dishwasher, all appliances.
Free parking, storage and trash
pick up. $425/mo. Available Au-
gust 2010. 933-0983 or 451-8140.
spbell48@live.com.
ROOMMATE WANTED for 2BR/2BA fur-
nished condo in Finley Forrest $500/mo
+half utilities. On 4 buslines to UNc, Avail-
able immediately for summer and fall 2010.
478-997-9272.
ROOMMATES WANTED TO SHARE spa-
cious, modern 6BR/5BA townhouse
on busline. large bedrooms, hard-
wood floors, outside wooden deck,
W/D, dishwasher, all appliances. Free
parking, storage and trash pick up.
$400/BR. Available May or August
2010. 919-933-0983, 919-451-8140,
or spbell48@live.com.
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school year. Sign my cheaper lease! Pick
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704-293-5011.
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furnished, parking, 1 minute walk to bus
stop, 20 minute walk to campus. contact:
hannahb@email.unc.edu.
SUMMER SUBlET $525/MO. +utilities. Ne-
gotiable. Furnished room available for whole
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available. call 571-214-9607.
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include gym, tanning, pool, printing. located
on 3 buslines. $570/mo. per bedroom. Email
liapis@email.unc.edu or 336-269-2172.
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kitchen, furnished, utilities included. FREE
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miss angie the door leading to the Carolina

Dining Services office was closed. Story so far Doucette attending meetings after an
unsuccessful attempt to pass a
job.
“A lot of it just comes down to
from page 3 from page 3
“In the six years since I’ve been budget. finding common ground,” Doucette
“We’re not just going to let anyworking at Aramark, that door has September 4, 2009: Angela “(Doucette) always asked our Doucette has since persuaded said. “If you can’t find a compro-
private company do what they want never been closed,” Vargas said. Vargas receives a final warning input and he really made me have both the student body president mise everyone can support, then
on our campus,” Koch said. The protesters instead wrapped for violating Aramark’s rest break more respect for ASG and what it and the school’s delegates to it’s probably not something that
In the petition, SAW members the petition around the Aramark and meal periods policy. could do.” resume their participation. ASG should be doing.”
said Aramark managers mistreat office’s reception desk. December 8, 2009: Vargas UNC-Charlotte was also on Doucette said he’s faced oppo-
their employees in UNC dining Scott Myers, director of food and is fired from Rams Head Dining its way out when Doucette took sition from the association many Contact the State & National
halls and are not held to the same vending at UNC and one of those Hall by Aramark. office. Its delegates stopped times, but that comes with the Editor at stntdesk@unc.edu.
standards of accountability as addressed in the petition, declined
University employees. to comment on the University’s December 14, 2009: A
“We take these matters very reaction except to say that he said Facebook page, “No, its NOT all
seriously and consider many fac- he was going to forward the peti- good, bring Miss Angie back to
tors before an employee is termi- tion to Aramark. Rams Head” is created in
nated,” said Karen Cutler, director Vargas said she was surprised by support of Vargas.
of Aramark communications. the amount of support that had been March 1, 2010: Brad Green
The petition also demands rallied on her behalf, as well as the and members of Student Action
that Aramark provide an acces- SAW interest in worker’s rights. with Workers protest the firing of
sible space where workers can “I told my kids they’d have to Vargas in the Pit.
meet with one another “without drag me out of here kicking and Thursday: Green and SAW Bye, Greg
University or Aramark oversight screaming,” she said. “I guess this members deliver a 1,000- Greg Doucette is leaving as presi-
and intimidation.” is my version of that.” dent of the Association of Student
games
signature petition to the
When the protesters arrived auxiliary services office. Governments. See pg. 3 for story.
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to deliver1the
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employees were out to lunch, and at udesk@unc.edu. Tapping your toes
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dance this weekend is like “Astaire

Leaving the Hill?

Complete the grid
so each row, column
and 3-by-3 box (in
bold borders) con-
tains every digit 1
meets STOMP.” See pg. 4 for story.
Talking about the towns
Local leaders discussed
topics ranging from sustainability to

Find a New Place to Call Home! to 9.

Solution to
housing. See pg. 6 for story.

Dramatic debut
Thursday’s puzzle
An play featuring 20 mono-
logues by women of color debuts
alumni.unc.edu/youngalumni today. See pg. 9 for story.

Reveling in research
A celebration of research by
undergraduate students will
happen today. Go online for story.

Graduate in eight semesters or fewer. Summer School at Carolina.

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6 They can be loose or tight 68 Feat 28 Unsuitable par-5
10 Shade of red 69 Minnesota __ 29 Buyer’s proposal 49 Clan emblems
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Now and Forever. 27 Flirt’s mascara stains? 7 Zip, to Zapata 44 Company quorum? 63 Amiss
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relief” brand 10 Certain pet, in totspeak
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person”: Wilde acronym
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40 Rose petal pest 24 Shark or Penguin footwear
42 PC program
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infinitive
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The Daily Tar Heel
Established 1893,
117 years
of editorial freedom
Ryan Lee
Lee is a journalism and English major
from Lewisville.
E-mail: leery@email.unc.edu
Different
kind of
kvetching
board
A
different kind of kvetching
board made its way onto
campus earlier this month.
Cornerstone, a Christian student
group, placed a blank board out-
side the Pit to allow students to
write down the reasons why they
are not Christians.
The responses ranged from
questions about hell to doubts
about the veracity of the Bible.
But two simple complaints
were written most frequently:
intolerance and hypocrisy.
With those criticisms in
mind, there is little surprise
that last Easter’s Gallup Poll
tracking religious identification
posted record low numbers for
Americans identifying them-
selves as “Christian” and record
high numbers for those answer-
ing “None.”
The ironic thing about most of
the kvetches is that, were Jesus
on Earth today, he probably
would have written many of the
same things.
The Christian Church has
unfortunately moved away from
the core teachings of Christ,
becoming intolerant and hypo-
critical.
This is not a new idea;
Mahatma Gandhi saw the same
disparity between the life of Jesus
and the actions of Christians.
“I like your Christ,” he said. “I
do not like your Christians. Your
Christians are so unlike your
Christ.”
The ideas expressed on the
kvetching board and a general
negative view of Christianity is
not unique to students at UNC.
According to numbers released
by the Barna Group, a religious
research firm, only 16 percent
of non-Christians view the faith
positively.
This is a dramatic change
from a decade ago when the
“vast majority” of non-Christians
viewed the faith in a positive
light.
While the numbers may be
shocking, are they really that
surprising? The truth is that
the Christian faith has grown
increasingly judgmental, political
and, if radical steps aren’t taken,
outdated.
Expecting the unchurched
to ignore the bad example set
by many Christians and instead
learn more about the actual
man who founded the religion is
impractical.
Jesus himself left the spread-
ing of his ministry in the hands
of his followers, and sadly, mod-
ern-day Christians have dropped
the ball.
The idea of a religion found-
ed around Jesus becoming
known as intolerant and hypo-
critical is unfortunate. Jesus of
Nazareth was perhaps the most
tolerant and non-hypocritical
person of his time. He was
actually criticized as being too
tolerant.
The ranks of Jesus’ followers
were filled not with the elite,
but with all types of people,
including former prostitutes,
lepers, low-class citizens, rich
and powerful citizens, non-
Jews (a scandalous action at the
time) and other taboo groups of
society.
Today, the Church needs a
new kind of Christian — those
deeply saddened over the dispar-
ity between Christ and Christian,
who are not on TV and don’t
shout in the street (or the Pit),
the type who commits his or her
life to actually follow the Jesus
they claim to believe.
The Jesus who not only
condemned hypocrisy in his
own religion, but touched
people considered untouch-
able, accepted those considered
unacceptable and loved without
precondition.
andrew dunn
EDITOR, 962-4086
AMDUNN@email.unc.edu
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Opinion EDITOR
hjobe@email.UNC.edu
GREG MARGOLIS
associate opinion EDITOR
GREG_MARGOLIS@UNC.EDU
EDITORIAL CARTOON
Just do it the right way
Nike, like any company, deserves UNC’s scrutiny
T
he University’s question-
ing of Nike following the
closing of two of its sub-
sidiary’s factories represents
the right amount of scrutiny of
the company’s operations.
In general, the University has
demonstrated a strong desire
for its licensees to meet basic
workplace standards. It sev-
ered ties in March 2009with
Russell Athletic after that
company closed a factory with
unionized workers.
On Monday, The Licensing
Labor Code Advisory
Committee expressed concern
about Nike’s response to 1,200
workers left without severance
pay and insurance following a
Can you hear me now?
UNC right to look to faculty for classroom advice
U
NC administrators are
getting behind a novel
approach to improving
efficiency and academic quality
at the University: talking and
listening to faculty to figure out
best practices.
It seems like a logical strat-
egy; after all, faculty and pro-
fessors are the ones in the
trenches, in touch with the
preferences and attitudes of
students. Administrators are
a few degrees away from the
reality of the classroom.
The process is called
“appreciative inquiry.” This
initiative involves training
faculty members to interview
each other about best practic-
es and what is most successful
Not all about bra-burning
Feminism a broad movement about eliminating barriers
W
hen Phyllis Schlafly
spoke on campus last
Monday, I expected
an interesting and relevant cri-
tique of modern feminism. As a
proud Republican myself, I was
interested in the point of view
of a fellow female conservative.
I should have known better.
Instead, I was disappointed that
yet another member of my polit-
ical party just doesn’t get it.
The word “feminism” is
scary to many. Young women
these days are often hesitant
to self-identify as feminists.
The stereotype of bra-burning,
baby-killing man-eaters comes
to mind.
Viewing feminism that
way is simply perpetuating a
vicious, offensive and incorrect
stereotype.
So, what is modern femi-
nism about? No nutshell sum-
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By Connor Sullivan, cpsully@email.unc.edu
factory closing in Honduras.
The committee’s decision
was to further investigate
the issue, as well as what the
University could expect of Nike
in response.
As a government organiza-
tion and as a university, it is
imperative that it refrains from
licensing with companies that
hold less than the highest stan-
dards. UNC has an impressive
labor licensing code, adopted
in February 1999.
But, unlike with Russell
Athletic, it does not appear
that Nike directly violated the
Licensing Labor Code. It may
not be obligated to provide for
severed workers. But this does
in the classroom.
In an interview with a Daily
Tar Heel reporter, McKay Coble,
faculty chairwoman, character-
ized the process as stemming
from the “ground up,” instead
of a “top-down” approach.
Hopefully, these ideas will be
concrete, practicable enhance-
ments, rather than lofty ideo-
logical goals, which are in many
cases the result of a hierarchi-
cal disconnect.
While administration offi-
cials are certainly qualified to
enact educational reforms in
the classroom, faculty mem-
bers are more connected to
the students. That is why the
appreciative inquiry program
seems like a good idea with real
Meredith Engelen
Editorial Board Member
Senior political science and journalism
major from Minneapolis, Minn.
mary could do it justice. In
part, feminism is about chang-
ing norms that present barriers
to women’s achievement.
As one example, while
women account for nearly half
of managerial and professional
positions, they make up only
about 12 percent of corporate
officers and less than 5 percent
of top corporate earners.
So despite what appears to be
a guarantee of equality in U.S.
legislation, in practice, some-
cameron parker
pat ryan
steve kwon
christian yoder
not mean that there are not def-
inite actions that can be taken.
T h e Un i v e r s i t y c o u l d
demand more of Nike in choos-
ing subcontractors whose busi-
nesses are more sound.
The fact that the subcontrac-
tor that closed the Honduran
factory is now bankrupt suggests
that Nike chose a weak business
whose employees were vulner-
able to being left high and dry.
And of course, UNC could ask
Nike to demand that its subcon-
tractors provide severance pay.
Our logo is a lucrative item.
If Nike cannot meet expecta-
tions, then the University can
and should take its license
elsewhere.
productive potential.
The best interest of the stu-
dents should be at the heart of
all initiatives aimed at improving
the academic quality of UNC.
Classroom techniques that
faculty use to educate students
should integrate what are con-
sidered to be the best, most
effective practices. After all,
education is the overarching
purpose of all universities.
The appreciate inquiry initia-
tive stands to give faculty a better
understanding of what the most
effective practices entail. The col-
lective classroom enhancements
of the faculty at a large research
university should certainly prove
more effective than a top-down,
administrative-led approach.
thing else is getting in the way.
Equal access is often con-
fused with equal opportunity.
While the ability to secure a job
is the same, societal pressures,
status privileges and social
norms are quite different and
favor men.
Enforcing quotas is not the
answer. But perhaps the answer
is in increasing the flexibility of
the workday — for both sexes.
Or acting to change the norm
that a woman should be the
primary caregiver for the chil-
dren, even if that means she
must become a super-mother.
This is just a small frame
through which to view a larger
movement. Both young women
— and men too — should not be
scared to self-identify as femi-
nists. It’s a mistake to believe
that we all can’t benefit from this
movement.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The critique is that we have six
places to buy bongo drums, but
nowhere to buy socks.”
Aaron Nelson, president, chapel hill-carrboro
chamber of commerce
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“morethanawesome,” about tom tancredo’s
upcoming speech on campus
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Tancredo and his beliefs
have no place on campus
TO THE EDITOR:
Thursday’s letter by Scott
Neidich entitled “Anti-Tancredo
protesters right to voice their
views” (April 22) reflects many
students’ misconceptions about
those protesting Tom Tancredo.
I protested Tancredo last year
alongside 200 other students,
and I feel that The Daily Tar Heel
totally misrepresents us. Neidich
continues these inaccuracies and
delusions with his mantra about
“free speech” and slander.
First of all, Tom Tancredo is a
racist. He said that he wanted to
help send Obama “back to Kenya,”
that he would bomb Mecca in
response to an attack on the U.S.,
that he opposes multiculturalism,
and that immigrants are here to
kill us and take our jobs. This
amounts to racism.
“Western Civilization” is noth-
ing but an alteration of the dis-
course of white supremacy.
Second of all, while we can
exercise our freedom of speech
and have a press conference in
the Pit, Tom Tancredo can exer-
cise his freedom of speech to get
on Fox News, MSNBC, The New
York Times and everywhere else
to spread his hateful message.
Finally, I’d like to say that Tom
Tancredo doesn’t just simply
come to colleges and speak about
“Western civilization,” the need
for literacy tests and his desire to
deport immigrants and Obama.
He directly supports groups like
the Minutemen, the Tea Party
and lots of other potential mobi-
lizers of white supremacy.
Scott Williams
Senior
Political Science
Much anxiety with many
newer social media sites
TO THE EDITOR:
Thursday’s column “Please
Bring Back the Old Media” (April
22) echoed the way I have been
feeling lately about the recent
influx of social networking sites.
These sites seem to have
taken over the lives of the people
around me, like my friend who
updated his Facebook at least
seven times over dinner one
night. Admittedly I do have a
Facebook, but I rarely log on.
But I am more concerned by
sites like Chatroulette, Omegle,
and the personals section of sites
like Craigslist. I have read recently
of several people contracting HIV
due to being less than safe when
meeting people off Craigslist,
which goes to show that what
people post on the Internet is not
always the truth.
The tagline of the site Omegle,
which allows you to chat through
video and text with random
people from around the world,
is “Talk to Strangers.”
The world is by no means safer
than it was when I was a kid,
and instead of taking time to tell
people the dangers of interact-
ing with those whom they know
nothing about, it seems that soci-
ety is doing the opposite.
Apparently things have shift-
ed from “Stranger Danger” to
“Go ahead and talk to strangers,
and while you’re at it, climb into
their vans and take the candy
they offer you.”
Kayla Harrelson
Sophomore
Dramatic Art
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Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the girl in the Pit shouting,
“If you have to pee, you might
as well do it in a cup:” I’m not
sure what you’re advertising
for, but I’m pretty sure I don’t
want it.
To the girl in the suite next to
ours: I think my ear has
chlamydia.
To my (female) roommate: The
ladies in your girl-on-girl porn
may not wear bras, but you
should.
To the couple on the third
floor of Graham banging it out
against the window with the
lights on: Thanks for the show.
North Campus isn’t so boring
after all.
Dear Kool-Aid Man: Why
did you have to cover BOTH
stalls with purple vomit on a
Saturday night?
To the person that just spilled
water all over your stuff in the
UL: Sucks.
To the TV in Carroll lobby:
You’ve been all talk and no
show for the past few weeks.
To the pantsless girl peeing in
the bushes near the intersec-
tion of Merritt Mill Road and
Franklin Street on Saturday
night: Are you really so afraid
of losing your balance that you
need to wear a bicycle helmet
while you pop a squat?
To the ECON professor who
posts homosexual ads on
Craigslist: Try closing your Web
browser before starting your
PowerPoint presentation.
To the girls who asked me
where Franklin Street is: Even
people at Duke can find it.
To Davis Library: It’s the end of
April. I think you can turn the
heat off now.
Screw you, HoJo vending
machines. I can’t even pay you
to satisfy me just for one night.
To everybody who meant to go
to the Planet Earth screening
last Tuesday and didn’t show
up: We know why you forgot.
Dear couple doggie-styling on
a Merritt Mill fire hydrant two
weeks ago: Kind of gross …
but also kind of want to try
the “fire drill” now.
Dear hot water: I would have
gladly allowed you to join me
in the shower tonight … your
loss.
Dear UNC: Could we please do
something about the (lack of)
wireless Internet? I’m tired of
being forced to watch Glee in
the Davis lab.
To the guy in the Top of Lenoir
brushing his hair with a fork:
The recession ain’t that bad.
I heart Female Orgasm as
much as I do the Loch Ness
Monster — for its numerous
sightings and its ultimate
fabrication.
FDA: Please bring back
Quaaludes.
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in her statistics presentation:
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worst websites to cite in three
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