Great Copypastas in the month of March of 2016

Well Meme'd
If you duct tape a flat surface over your nipples every night before bed (think like a circular piece of
plastic a bit smaller than the back of your hand), it will gradually flatten them out over time. It's a
bit uncomfortable to sleep with at first, but over time you will get used to it, it helps that I sleep on
my back anyway. I used some small coasters at first, but they were a little big so I cut some circles
out of tupperware lids and they were much more comfortable to use. After doing it for about a
month and a half every night, they stopped showing through my shirts as much, but I still do it every
night because last time I stopped for about a week they started to show again. I hope it helps bro :)
My penis is a well oiled machine. Oven baked at 425 degrees for half an hour and double reinforced
with a layer of carbon polymer and state of the art hydrosealent technology to prevent pussy leakage.
On board is a top of the line stamina enhancer allowing me to last up to 6 times longer than your
average male.
Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's beautiful ! In the year negative a
billion, Japan might not've been here. In the year -40,000 it was here, and you could walk to it, and
some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, so an iceberg melted, it became an island, and now
there lot's of trees! Because it's warmer. So now there's people on the island and they're basically
sort of hanging out in between the mountains, eating nuts off trees, and using the latest technology.
Like stones, and bowls. Ding dong, it's the outside world. And they have technology from the future.
Like really good metal, and crazy rice farms. Now you can make a lot of rice really really quickly.
That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food, which is something everybody needs to
survive. So that makes you king. Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land, all the way
to here. The most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. But this one
was the most most important, ruled by a heavenly super person, or emperor for short. Knock knock,
get the door, it's religion. The new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from Baekje.
"Please try this religion," he said. "No," said everybody. "Try it," he said. "No," said everybody
again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it.
Then, the government was taken over by another clique, and they made some reforms. Like making
the government govern more, and making the government more like China's government, which is a
government that governs more. "Hi China," they said. "Hi dipshit," said China. "Can you call us
something else other than dipsh!t?" said Japan. "Like what?" said China. "How about sunrise
land ?" said Japan. And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book, about themselves. And
then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves. Then they stopped moving
the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for a while. Right here, and they
conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. A rich hipster named Kkai () is bored
with modern Buddhism and learns a better version which is more spiritual comes back,
reinvents the alphabet and causes art and literature to be great for a long time. And the royal
palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn't give a shit about governing the
country. So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals?
hire a samurai Everyone started hiring samurai. Correction: rich, important people hired
samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai. The samurai
became organized and powerful. More than the government, so they made their own military
government here. They let the emperor still be "emperor," but the shogun is actually in control.
Breaking news: the Mongols have invaded China. "We have invaded China," said the Mongols.
"Please respect us, or we might invade you as well." "Okay," said Japan. So the Mongols came

over, ready for war, and then died in a tornado. They tried again, and had a nice time fighting with
the Japanese, but then died in a tornado. Then the emperor overthrew the shogunate, then the
shogunate overthrows him back and moved to Kyoto and makes a new shogunate, and the emperor
can still dress like an emperor if he wants, that's fine. now there's more art Like paining with
less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening, architecture, flowers. It's
time for Who's Going To Be The Next Shogun? Usually it's the shogun's kid, but the shogun doesn't
have a kid, so he tries to et his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun. He says okay,
but then the shogun has a kid. So now who's it gonna be? Vote now on your phones! And everyone
voted so hard, that the palace caught on fire and burned down. The shogun actually didn't care, he
was somewhere doing poetry. And the whole country broke into pieces. Everyone is fighting with
each other for local power, and it's anybody's game. Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here
to take over (yet). They just wanna sell some shit. Like clocks. And guns. And Jesus So that's
cool, but everyone's still fighting each other for control, now with guns. And wouldn't it be nice to
control the capital, which right now is puppets, with no one controlling them. This clan is ready to
make a run for it. But first, they have to trample this smaller clan which is in the way. Surprise!
Smaller clan wins, and the leader of that clan steals the idea of invading the capital, and invades the
capital. It goes very well. He's about halfway through conquering Japan, when someone who works
for him kills him. And then someone else who works for him kills him. And that guy finishes
conquering Japan. And then he confiscated everybody's swords. And made some rules. "And now
I'm going to invade Korea, and then hopefully China," he said, and failed, and also died. But before
he died, he told these 5 guys to take care of his 5 year old son until he's old enough to be the next
ruler of Japan. And the 5 guys said "Yeah, right. It's not gonna be this kid, it's gonna be one of us.
Because we're grownups. And it's probably gonna be this guy who happens to be way more rich and
powerful than he others. A lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him.
They have a fight. He wins! And starts a new government right here. Edo And he still lets the
emperor dress like an emperor, and have very nice things. But don't get confused, this is he new
government, and they are very strict. So strict, they closed the country. No one can leave, and no one
can come in. Except for the Dutch, they want to buy and sell sh!t, but they have to do it right here.
Now that the entire country was not at war with itself, the population increased a lot. Business
increased, schools were opened, roads were built, everyone could read, books were published, poetry,
plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and Dutch studies. People studied European science from books
they bought from the Dutch. We're talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and
maybe even electricity. Over time the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow dow.....Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats. "Open the country.
Stop having it be closed." said the United States. There was really nothing they could do, so they
signed a contract that lets United States, Britain, and Russia visit Japan when they want. Chshu
and Satsuma hated that. "Hat sucks," they said. "This sucks!" And with very little outside help, they
overthrew he shogunate, and made the emperor the emperor again, and moved him to Edo, which
they renamed Eastern Capital (). They made a new government, which was a lot more western.
They made a new constitution, that was pretty western. And a military that was pretty western. And
do you know what else is western? That's right, it's conquering stuff. So what can we conquer?
Korea! They conquered Korea, taking it from its previous owner, China, and then go a little bit
further, and Russia rushes in out of nowhere and says, "Stop, no, you can't take that. We were
gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some warm water." And Russia builds their
railroad, supervised by a shit ton of soldiers, and when the railroad was done, they downgraded to a
fuck ton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade. And Japan says, "Can you maybe chill?" And
Russia says, "How about maybe YOU chill?" Japan is kind of scared of Russia. You'll never guess
who's also kind of scared of Russia. Great Britain. So Japan and Great Britain make an alliance
together so they can be a little less scared of Russia. Feeling confident, Japan goes to war against

Russia, just for a moment, and then they both get tired and stop. It's time for World War One
The world is about to have a war, because it's the 1900s, and weapons are getting crazy, and all
these empires are excited to try them out on each other. Meanwhile, Japan has been enjoying
conquering stuff and wants more. And the next thing on the list is this part of China and lots of tiny
islands. All that stuff belongs to Germany, which just had war declared on it by Britain, because
Britain was friends with Belgium, which was being trespassed by Germany in order to get to France
to kick France's ass because France is friends with Russia, who was getting ready to kick Austria's
ass, because Austria was getting ready to kick Serbia's ass, because someone from Serbia shot the
leader of Austria's ass, or actually he shot him in the head. And Britain is currently friends with
Japan, so you know what that means. Duh! Japan should take the islands Which they wanted
to do anyway. So they called Britain on the telegram to sort of let them know. And then they did it.
And they also helped Britain a little here and there with some errands and stuff. Now the war is over,
and congratulations Japan! You technically fought in the war, which means you get to sit at the
negotiating table with the big dudes, where they decided who gets what, and, yes, Japan gets to keep
all that shit they stole from Germany. You also get to join the post-war mega alliance the League
of Nations whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world. The Great Depression is
bad. Japan's economy is now crappy. But the military is doing just fine, and it invades Manchuria,
and the League of Nations is line "no, don't do that, if you're in the League of Nations you're not
supposed to take over the world," and Japan said, " how about I do anyway " and Japan
invaded more and more and more and more of China and was planning to invade the whole entire
east. You've got mail! It's from Germany. The new leader of Germany. He has a cool mustache and
he's trying to take over the world, and he needs friends. This also got forwarded to Italy. They all
decided to be friends because they had so much in common. it's time for World War 2 Germany
is invading their neighbors, then they invaded the neighbor's neighbors. Then the neighbor's
neighbor's neighbor's who happens to be Britain said "holy shit" and the United States started
helping Britain, because they are good friends and started not helping Japan because their
friends and our friends are not friends, plus they're planning on invading the entire ocean The
United States is also working on a large and very huge bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever. Just
in case. But they still haven't joined the war. War looks bad on tv, and the United States is really
starting to care about their image. But then Japan spits on them in Hawaii, and challenges hem to
war, and they say yes. And then Germany, as a symbol of friendship, declares war on the United
States also. So the United States goes to war in Europe, and they helped he gang chase Germany
back into Germany. And they also start chasing Japan back into Japan, and they haven't used the
bomb yet, and are curious to see if it works. So they drop it on Japan. They actually dropped 2. The
United States installed a new government inspired by the United States government. Just the right
ingredients for a post-war economic miracle and Japan starts making TVs, VCRs, automobiles,
and camcorders as fast as they can. And also better than everybody else. They get rich, and the
economy goes wild. And hen he miracle wears off. But everything's still pretty cool, I guess. bye
Holy shit. When people said that the difference was "pretty noticeable" I was like "meh, probably a
waste of money" Until I saw how fucking insane this shit is. 60hz feels like absolute shit now and I
don't think I can ever go back. It's like playing a whole new game. If you're considering getting a
144hz, do it right now, you will not be upset.
Ponies.
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what
they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex
with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but

she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my
only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan
art pictures that show a good example.
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I
feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I
treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn
flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck
something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
I would totally keep her forever but I don't think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless
of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it
would be her life and she can't get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and
know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked.
Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to
figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the
end, she wouldn't like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don't know if you would be taking her
from "Equestria" of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn't know how to talk or eat or fly or
whatever, in that case, no I wouldn't do it, I'm not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it.
Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn't pass it up.
Now to how it would work, I don't know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a
horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was
reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine.
Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out.
I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit
out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn't have to worry about her being
pregnant, right? I don't think she can get pregnant by a human.
Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics
like English, eating, walking, etc.
You're on the internet. Over there is the shitposts, to the left is the rampant meming, and up ahead is
the massive social media zone.
What? What's that dark area? That's where the Rule 34 content lives. Go there for your donger to be
raised, and take this: ( )
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all
you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful
for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke.
You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well,
think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his
day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over
and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why
I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm
not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and
over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to

fucking stop.
To be honest, I can never love a woman.
I don't know if I'm a "misogynist" or whatever, but honestly whenever I start dating a woman, I feel an
insane urge to tell her how stupid she is, to slap her across her stupid face and call her a whore.
All women are whores. I'm 25 years old, the women in my age bracket have been DOGGED OUT by
dozens of men at this point. Even the sweetiest, nicest women are fucking whores - one of the most
wholesome, nicest, smartest girls I ever met (21 years old) has had sex with 6 guys and is now in a
"monogamous" relationship (she still flirts with a bunch of random guys all the time and is super
touchy with me)
I never date less than two women at a time either,they're all whores, what's the point of investing
money/emotions into them? You'll never find a spouse that hasn't sucked a bunch of cocks and hasn't
been fucked by a bunch of losers.
inb4 the past doesn't matter
yes. It does. I don't want some faggots leftovers. I don't want a girl who was "fucking around" with
some random guy before she started dating me, I don't want a girl that just got fucked off of tinder by
some random douche before she went on a date with me. But all women are like that.
I think the best thing is to realize that all women are whores and none of them are worth the time. Got a
"girlfriend? It's just your turn on her. Fuck her and keep it going, don't get attached, don't pretend you're
special to her, don't pretend she hasn't moaned on some random stranger's dick and hasn't gagged on a
massive penis before kissing you. Just keep yourself detached, fuck em and move on.

That comment, was so rude and inconsiderate, that I feel pain from my head to my bowels. I feel the
overwhelming sense of Emptiness and paint that the person next to me can feel it. I think this
comment has made me decide, I think, when I come home from school next week, that I am going to
grab some ropes in my garage, and hang myself on the ceiling fan in my room. I hope you're happy,
that "clever" little comment of yours just killed someone, and it's all your fault. I hope you regret
what you said, so much that you feel shock waves of dread pulsing through your body, and you feel
my pain secondhand, I hope you think about this until the day you die, because you now have blood
on your hands. This little disgusting act of yours will not go unnoticed, in fact, as we're speaking
right now, I contacted the police, and told them that I am committing suicide, and told them it's all
thanks to you, in fact, they're tracking you down right now, and getting ready to arrest you, and you
will be tried for murder, and you will go to prison. Enjoy yourself, killer.
Nice troll, how dare you just join the stream and say "hey," Why don't you take your troll
somewhere else, you're a cancer to this society, a tumour on a frog's back. People like you spend a
long time in the depths of Hell. I hope you live a miserable life you demon from hell. Good day, you
ball of maggot infested cancer.
Due to extensive research done by the University of WWE Wrestling, John Cena has been confirmed
as the heaviest heavyweight champion known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected
scientists built a steel cage of trumpets and crashed a John Cena superslam into it at 400 hustles per
hour, and the superslam was unharmed. They then built a steel cage out of John Cena and crashed

a superslam made of trumpets moving at 400 hustles an hour into the steel cage, and the steel cage
came out fine. They then crashed a John Cena superslam made of 400 hustles per hour into a steel
cage, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 hustles per hour into a John Cena traveling at
trumpet superslam. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a steel cage of metal
into a 400 mile per hour made of John Cena, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit
400 million hustles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small steel cage
deathmatch that was hurtling towards mid-western North Korea at 400 billion hustles per hour.
They shot a John Cena made of trumpets at a superslam moving at 400 steel cages per hour, and as
a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with
two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 hustles at John Cena into trumpets per steel
cage. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 John Cenas per hour in front of a
superslam made of steel cage traveling at hustles per trumpets, and the result proved without a doubt
that John Cenas were the heaviest heavyweight champion of all time, if not just the heaviest
heavyweight champion known to man.
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have
an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be
a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. theyre
obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook but unable
to face a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
I gave this some thought and I believe that this is perhaps the only time I have seen a comment like
this in 25 years of internet comment reading. I can't even remember someone doing it as a joke
(mostly because it would not be that funny. Unless it was "Imitate Someone with Downs Syndrome"
Day. And even if such a Federal Holiday "officially" existed you could not muster a single smile
from those patients that occupy the low end of any definition of functional.
So either you were really drunk when you decided to post this warning, or you thought it would be
hysterical and ironic and perhaps even brilliantly esoteric.
Let's examine this a bit further -->There are people out there that could spend HOURS in a bathtub
farting in the water just to see the bubbles. This so thoroughly entertains them that each time a bubble
is produced it evokes a fit of uncontrolled laughter and joy that similar to the the billion + home videos
out there from parents who captured on their cellie a clip from their baby having these fits of laughter
upon seeing their daddy making a funny face, or the dog thoroughly licking his own anus.
Here is where I am going to go out on a limb and confidentially assert that the group of patients that are
the easiest to entertain would loudly groan. This would be a groan of either; 1. contempt because of
your utterly lame humor. Even the heaviest of droolers in our society would not laugh (if, of course
they got it).
OR 2. They are groaning because you make them uncomfortable. This group is easy to spot because of
their propensity to begin mumbling in the direction of the family pet or their dearest and best friend - a
snot stain on the wallpaper they named Larry - so whether it is the dog or the crusty booger they are
usually making some sort of comment about you not being the sharpest knife in the brown water.
For you, this looks like a no-win. But I AM curious about something - - - -WTF were you trying to
say?!?
Finally, If you had a humerectomy at any point in your life so really can't be blamed for this, I would
like to DEEPLY apologize for being insensitive. I would retract with prejudice and sincerely apologize

for everything typed before the period at the end of this sentence.
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Dimmadome, owner of this cute piece of meat, Timmy Turner." I giggle at him, he gets closer to me
while stroking his white moustache. He whispers into my ear "Let's get this dimmadone." I pull
down his pants and boxers at the same time, revealing his huge throbbing erection. I put my buck
teeth on his dick, rubbing up and down. He is happy, he is satisfied. He's ready to plow my asshole
now, I can tell. He bends me over and whispers into my ear again "Timmy, I'm going in dry!" I
scream in satisfaction as I feel his warm cock enter into my uncharted area. He fucks me in so many
different positions, eventually he came into my ass. That's the day I became a man. Thanks Cosmo
and Wanda.
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fuck you you banned my legit account on cod i was prestige master level 247 and you banned me for
"modding" man fuck you i dont even know how to hack. go and such Michael Condreys dick
So people of Facebook i apologise profusely that im goin to be posting the most boring fucking
drivel for how ever long it takes to make my point. I know i already post some shit and at 37 years
old i really shouldn't have to go as far as doin this shit on facebook - however as my wrongly spelt
new middle name suggests ;i quite like it and im finding it quite enjoyable and cathartic hahaha and
after recent months in my life it just sets it deeper to a handful of cunts why they are jealous and
have a problem - its cos im Better than you - smarter Than you and have more about me in my little
finger than your whole being ! plus i think it will Be generally fun for those that dont know me too
well ? ? I wont get depressive with shit your all safe - im to much of a highly evolved spirited
person thanks to my mum to get down but i will just present the facts - and thats facts - not opinion
So for this post we are still Looking at where i come from And who bought me up and who and
what my background and influences are and interspersing this with more facts not opinions as to
why i am cleverer than you - and again those bits are not aimed at everyone - but at the trolls - do
not question me cos i will Fuck u up - and you know i will Im not sayin i have experinced
everything in the world - but ive done a hell of a lot with my life You have achieved nothing and

you dare to fucking attempt to hummiliate me and some how try and tell People I dont know what im
talking about or its all made up - just out of pure jealousy to de fame me ? grow the fuck up and
worry about your own life that you have failed in and achieved nothing with so ... Interesting
fact me amazing momma invented the codes system that is used on the back of greetings cards
internationally ? ? Bet not alot of ya knew that did yahh ? So in short before my mum
became disabled she was - bought up and raised in the Belgrave Area - mums road was the first one
as ya get on to belgrave road from the city so she is basically a towneh gyal ? interesting
fact My greatgran me mums nan- was the first woman in Britain to be granted an off licence ? Me
mums mum :me Nan - worked in a munitions factory and made bullets ! My grandad when in the
war was a paramedic on the air ambulance in the RAF ! Im not sure exactly but he could speak
around 8 or 9 languages - which is obvs where i get my love of languages from ? After that grandad
went back to his chosen career as a cobbler and became a manager at Brittish shoe ! As the industry
went down hill he became a debt collector for kingston and mutual and then later after that - if you
put your mind back most leics people will remember my grandad as he ran the restaurants above the
market ! Me Nan- had an early retirement but got bored so a friend of my grandad on leics market
said he needed someone a couple days a week - so she did! Me Nan worked on the 'critchlows' stall
which is now a little cafe thing - opposite that market stall on one side were the linkekers and the
other side was the draycots- engleberts fam! So being very well known people in leics in the right
circle's i was bought up in and around these people and in their houses for parties etc etc - I thought
it was amazing when at my granddads funeral up at the front with us were englebert -gary linekar
and willie thorn! Incidentally my dad used play poker with them all and willie thorne taught me to
play snooker when i was around 7 ! Mums work was in retail - and for her day was a trendsetter her area of expertise was point of sale and in the 50's and 60's this was a new growing science in the
retail industry to which she was field leader - one of her roles was as hat and glove buyer for
fortnum and mason ? she wanted to be a fashion designer but never went into it - but when i was
young she would sit with a pencil and paper doin fashion illustrations - i just wish i got her do me
some on canvas they were quite phenomenol ? She Then decided to take a job back settled in leics
because her and her then husband wanted a family. Mum became an area manager for a chain of
newsagents that where W H Smiths biggest rival! So thats kind of just rounding meh mam up ! But
theres plenty more to tell you Now we get to good old Poppa - so Dad was born in a village outside
Glasgow but soon after he was born the family moved to the city centre of glasgow because my
granda got a job on the glasgow docks ! Me dad was the middle of 5 children ! His oldest brother
was a an army boxing champion and then then became scottish bantem weight champion- me uncle
george was a trained Opera singer and played saxophone for edinburgh castle and was a bar
manager me dad trained to become a master craftsman ! Me uncle sam was manager of the world
famous show boat bar on the river through glasgow and i dont know what me uncle andy did but i
know he was a trained horticulturist So skipping backward - my dads grandad - if you imagine
back then in scotland it was pretty much still Clans - and i love that I'm a descendant of a warrior ?
so the clan mackay are from the very top of scotland and are the only clan that are still a clan in
those terms and the top of scotland is known as mackay country as most of the people are mackays !
We still have a cheiftan and our own king - for those of you that know whats what - as well as queen
elizabeth we also have the king of orange ? if you dont know about the highland clearances have a
read up - its interesting to know that there were plenty of white slaves too!! So greatgrandad at 15
was shipped off to north u.s met an native girl and got married and had me grandad - him being
mixed race scottish and native american which is an hillarious mix i think ? anyway my grandad
at 14 Joined the merchant navy and ended up in glasgow - met a irish girl and had me dad and his
bro's and wee clan of irish scottish american natives was formed? Interesting fact my dads
uncle was a man known as count john McCormack. So in the long and short of it as me dad grew up
he also wanted to be a ladies fashion designer so had an interview at the glasgow theatre to learn

costume design -as he came out the interview he noticed a watchmaker shop looking for an
apprentice! Dad is mastercrafts man of horology - and if you go on netflix and watch a film called
the watchmakers apprentice you will understand that there is only one horologist higher than my
dad in yes - the whole entire world ??
! I think thats quite enough for now but to you
pricks that think your clever- Just remember this : before i was even born i had more knowledgeintelligence and characther than you ? Hope everyone is enjoying me story so far i know
some people are fuming i can feel the anger running through them and quite honestly im Getting
Off on it hahahahah ?
It's ironic, because half of you who said that have absolutely no knowledge in production value or
even drugs in general yet you stumbled upon this & think you found the dankest most underrated
shit ever. If you are gonna respond with one word that nobody but wannabees use then just stfu. Just
so you know, I've been listening to all sorts of great music since I was 9 & I probably know more
about music than you ignorant followers. I could honestly care less about shit people say & I know
someone's gonna say "well then why..." blah blah stfu. Because I know that none of you have a
taste in music & just follow what's 'cool' so don't act like nobody sees your insecurities because if
you have been around people & truly observe for a long time it becomes pretty predictable who you
are by what you say. Go smoke crack & kill yourself please.
What I said may have been vague, but what I truly meant is that most cloud rap is absolutely shit &
took no effort to make yet gets praised. Of course there are good artists in the genre as like any genre in
general, but not who you tasteless clowns listen to probably. You have no clue what I was saying
because you don't have the knowledge to comprehend.
I'm far from a "weeb", you just say this because it makes you feel smart when you aren't. Get on my
level, or at least try you worthless souls.

The labels they put on the vitamins are for fucking pussies. You think I'm a fucking pussy? I roll
hard in this motherfucker. I roll hard like my memes are hard, which they are. I chew more than the
two reccomended Filntstone gummies. I chewed and ate 3 and my tummy didn't hurt. I'm a big
fucking kid now, motherfucker.
First off, I'd like to say that I'm college educated, which means that I'm smarter than 99.6% of the
posters on (website).
Whether you'd like to admit it or not, Donald Trump is a fucking racist and it's very likely that he'll be
the next Hitler of our time. There's absolutely no point denying it, especially here on (website) of all
places. After all, it's the sole reason why you all support him in the first place. The scary part of the
matter is that he has the potential to be even worse than Hitler. Think of what one man can do in a
country with a population of over 100 million nonwhite citizens. The death toll could potentially be
higher than any event in the history of mankind.
He says that he wants to take "OUR" country back and "make America great AGAIN", but what he
really wants to do is make America white again. And when he says "we're taking OUR country back",
he's talking as if America belongs strictly to white people. One has to really wonder just what he'd be
willing to do to accomplish his goal of making America a white homeland again.
It's no secret that all of his supporters are racists as well, at the very least they're complicit in condoning
it. All you have to do is ask the average Trump supporter one simple question and they'll tell you all
that you need to know, just ask them: "When was America great?". I guarantee you that most of them

will tell you that they want to bring America back to somewhere around the 1950s era. They want to
bring this country back to a time where whites made up the vast majority of the population and blacks
and other minorities were treated like dogs.
Well I have news for you fucking racist white bigots, it's not happening! THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T
BELONG TO YOU ANYMORE! The era of the white man is OVER! You're going EXTINCT. You're
losing all of your power; all of your privilege; your influence is waning. And you're mad about it,
you're so incredibly mad -- you're fed up! You just want to elect Trump to preserve and maintain your
power and dominance in this country. But it's too fucking bad! This is payback for centuries of
oppression under white colonialism. You reap what you have sown and I have absolutely no sympathy
for any of you. In fact, I'll quite enjoy watching your timely demise.
The bottom line is that Trump will never be the president of the United States. NEVER! America will
never be made "white again". So I suggest you embrace the brown and black future that awaits each
and every single one of you. Maybe you could try to make amends with the people that you so
vehemently despise and want to get rid of. Maybe they'll decide to give you the mercy that you never
cared to give them, but I wouldn't count it. The white race is going to disappear like a fart in the wind
and you're powerless to prevent it.
And before one of you stupid stormfag bigots accuses me of being a racist towards white people, I
suggest you do your fucking research because it's literally impossible to be racist against white people.
Reverse racism doesn't exist. If you're a fucking white male you've literally never had to deal with
oppression or any other societal hardships. So just shut the fuck up.