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Day 7
CHAPTER 1
t was supposed to be the best week of my life, but then everything went terribly wrong. Actually, things had gone terribly
wrong long before that, but no one had bothered to notice.
Im the king of the world!
Kidding! Of course I was only kidding. Thats a line from
Titanic, a cheesy movie that makes girls go all soft because
Leonardo DiCaprio dies in the film. Thats right . . . Romance =
Death.
I guess its good that Leonardo died, because when a girl is
sobbing, you can put your arm around her and tell her that you
know how she feels. Then she thinks youre the sensitive type,
when really, Leonardo drowning in freezing water isnt whats
on your mind. The scene where Kate Winslet is naked is what
youre really thinking about.
Say it again, Higgs, Roo begged.
I stretched out my arms, leaned over the ships rail, and yelled,
Im king of the world!