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THE BIBLE AND SCIENCE BY WILLIAM T. PELLETIER, PH.D. [WOODSIDE NEWS COLUMNIST]
Adam’s Mythical Diary ear, first on one side and then on the other. EDEN. Privately, I continue to call it that, but not any
According to the Diary, Eve pre-empted longer publicly. The new creature says it is all woods and
MONDAY—This new creature with the much of Adam’s naming of the animals. This rocks and scenery, and therefore has no resemblance to a
long hair is a good deal in the way. It is always is contrary to the Genesis record which re- garden. Says it LOOKS like a park, and does not look
hanging around and following me about. I ports that Adam named the animals before like anything BUT a park. Consequently, without con-
don’t like this; I am not used to company. I Eve was even created, sulting me, it has been new-named
wish it would stay with the other animals. while seeking a “suit- NIAGARA FALLS PARK.
In a post-sin world, it’s difficult to accu- and the Gihon is the Abay river of Ethiopia
rately imagine what things were like before (Cush), then with different topography the
sin. The only way to know is to ground one’s rivers could have flowed out of the Persian
thinking on Scripture’s record in Genesis. Gulf region.
TUESDAY—Been examining the great wa- Although we may not know Eden’s loca-
terfall. It is the finest thing on the estate. The new tion, it was an actual place on earth – not a leg-
creature calls it Niagara Falls – why, I am sure I end, myth or symbol. The geographical details
do not know. Says it LOOKS like Niagara Falls. recorded in Genesis rule out a fictional Eden.
That is not a reason, it is mere waywardness In fact, the location information is much more
and imbecility. I get no chance to name anything detailed than for most Biblical sites.
myself. The new creature names everything that The compass direction “east” is specified.
comes along, before I can get in a protest. And al- Landmark rivers are described by name and
ways that same pretext is offered – it LOOKS like lands where they flowed. Even today man
the thing. There is a dodo, for instance. Says the uses rivers as boundaries and landmarks. Isa-
moment one looks at it one sees at a glance that it iah, Ezekiel, Joel all reference Eden as a real
“looks like a dodo.” It will have to keep that name, place.
no doubt. It wearies me to fret about it, and it Perhaps the Garden of Eden is now cov-
does no good, anyway. Dodo! It looks no more like ered by the Persian Gulf and by thousands of
a dodo than I do. feet of sediment from Noah’s Flood. No one
WEDNESDAY—Built me a shelter against knows where Eden was. We can only specu-
the rain, but could not have it to myself in peace. late based on clues in Genesis.
The new creature intruded. When I tried to put
it out it shed water out of the holes it looks with, E-mail Dr. Pelletier at BibleScienceGuy@
and wiped it away with the back of its paws, and woodsidenews.org. Go to BibleScienceGuy.
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close to me; it is right at my shoulder, right at my ©©2010 William T. Pelletier