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Sherlock.1x03.The_Great_Game.HDTV_XviD-FoV
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BALALAIKA MUSIC PLAYS
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MAN OUTSIDE SHOUTS COMMANDS
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Just tell me what happened
from the beginning.
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We had been to a bar,
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nice place, and, er, I got chatting
with one of the waitresses,
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and Karen weren't happy with that,
so...when we get back to the hotel,
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we end up having
a bit of a ding-dong.
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HE SIGHS
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She's always getting at me,
saying I weren't a real man.
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Wasn't a real man.
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What?
It's not "weren't", it's "wasn't".
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Oh.
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Go on.
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Well...then I don't know
how it happened,
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but suddenly
there's a knife in my hands...
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..and me old man was a butcher,
so I know how to handle knives.
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He learned us how to cut up a beast.
Taught.
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What?
Taught you how to cut up a beast.
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Yeah, well, then I done it.
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Did it.
Did it! Stabbed her,
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over and over and over, and I looked
down, and she weren't...
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..wasn't...
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..moving no more.
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Any more.
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God help me,


I dunno how it happened,
but it was an accident, I swear.
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You've got to help me, Mr Holmes!
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Everyone says you're the best.
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Without you...
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I'll get hung for this.
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No, no, Mr Bewick, not at all.
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Hanged, yes.
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TWO GUNSHOTS
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DOOR OPENS
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HE INHALES DEEPLY
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DOOR SHUTS, HE SIGHS
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GUNSHOTS
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What the hell are you doing?!
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Bored.
What?!
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Bored!

No...
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GUNSHOT
Bored!
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GUNSHOT
Bored!
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Don't know what's got into
the criminal classes.
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Good job I'm not one of them.
So you take it out on the wall?
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The wall had it coming.
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What about that Russian case?
Belarus? Open and shut domestic
murder. Not worth my time.
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Oh, shame(!)
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Anything in? I'm starving.
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Oh, f...
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There's a head.
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A severed head!
Just tea for me, thanks.
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No, there's a head in the fridge.
Yes? A bloody head! Well, where else
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could I put it?


You don't mind, do you?
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Well...
Got it from Barts morgue.
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I'm measuring the coagulation
of saliva after death.
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I see you've written up
the taxi driver case.
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Er...yes.
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A Study In Pink.
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Nice.
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Well, you know. Pink lady, pink case,
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pink phone. There was a lot of pink.
Did you like it?
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Um...no. Why not?
I thought you'd be flattered.
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Flattered?! "Sherlock sees through
everything and everyone in seconds.
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"What's incredible, though,
is how spectacularly ignorant he is
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"about some things." Hang on,
I didn't mean that...
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Oh, you meant "spectacularly
ignorant" in a nice way(!)
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Look, it doesn't matter to me
who's Prime Minister or... I know.
..who's sleeping with who...
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Whether the Earth goes round the sun.
That again! It's not important!
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Not impor...?!
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It's primary school stuff.
How can you not know that? Well,
if I ever did, I've deleted it.
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Deleted it?
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Listen. This is my hard drive,
and it only makes sense
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to put things in there
that are useful. REALLY useful.
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Ordinary people fill their heads
with all kinds of rubbish.
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That makes it hard to get at
the stuff that matters. Do you see?
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But it's the solar system!
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Oh, hell! What does that matter?!
So we go round the sun.
If we went round the moon,
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or round and round the garden
like a teddy bear,
it wouldn't make any difference!
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All that matters to me is the work!
Without that, my brain rots!
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Put that in your blog!
Or, better still, stop inflicting
your opinions on the world!
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DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS
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Where are you going?
Out! I need some air.
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Oh, sorry, love! Sorry.
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Ooh-ooh!
Have you two had a little domestic?
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Ooh, it's a bit nippy out there.
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He should have wrapped himself up
a bit more.
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Look at that, Mrs Hudson.
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Quiet.
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Calm. Peaceful.
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Isn't it hateful?
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Oh, I'm sure something
will turn up, Sherlock.
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A nice murder. That'll cheer you up.
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Mmm. Can't come too soon.
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Hey, what have you done
to my bloody wall?!
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I'm putting this on your rent,
young man!
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EXPLOSION BOOMS
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CAR ALARM BEEPS
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GROANING
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Morning. Oh...m-morning.
See? Told you you should have gone
with the Lilo.
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No, no, no, it's fine, I slept fine.
It's very kind of you.
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Well, maybe next time I'll let you
kip at the end of my bed, you know.
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NEWSREADER: '..which was discovered
mouldering...' What about the time
after that? '..18 months ago.
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'Experts are hailing it as
the artistic find of the century...'

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Do you want some breakfast?
Love some. Well, make it yourself.
I'm going to have a shower.
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'..It fetched over 20 million.
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'This one is anticipated to do even
better. Back now to our main story.
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'There's been a massive explosion
in central London.
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'As yet, there are no reports
of any casualties, and the police
are unable to say
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'if there's any suspicion
of terrorist involvement.'
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Sarah!
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'Police have issued an emergency
number...' Sarah! '..for friends and
relatives.' Sorry! I've got to run!
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Excuse me, can I get through?
Excuse me. Can I get through?
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I live over there.
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DOOR BANGS
Sherlock!
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Sherlock!

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PIZZICATO NOTE
John.
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I saw it on the telly. Are you OK?
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Me? What? Oh, yeah, fine.
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Gas leak, apparently.
PIZZICATO NOTE
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I can't.
Can't?
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Stuff I've got on is just too big.
I can't spare the time.
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Never mind your usual trivia.
This is of national importance.
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PIZZICATO NOTE
How's the diet?
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Fine.
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Perhaps you can get
through to him, John.
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What? I'm afraid my brother
can be very intransigent.
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If you're so keen,
why don't you investigate it?
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No. I can't possibly be away from

the office for any length of time.


Not with the Korean elections so...
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Well, you don't need to know
about that, do you?
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Besides, a case like this,
it requires...legwork.
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FALSE NOTE
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How's Sarah, John?
How was the Lilo?
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Sofa, Sherlock. It was the sofa.
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Oh, yes, of course.
How...? Oh, never mind.
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Sherlock's business seems to be
booming since you and he became...
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pals. What's he like to live with?
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Hellish, I imagine.
I'm never bored.
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Good. That's good, isn't it?
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Andrew West, known as Westie
to his friends. Civil servant.
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Found dead on the tracks
at Battersea station this morning
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with his head smashed in.
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Jumped in front of a train?
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Seems the logical assumption.
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But?
But?
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Well, you wouldn't be here
if it was just an accident.
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Hah!
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The MoD is working on a new missile
defence system, the Bruce-Partington
Program it's called.
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The plans for it
were on a memory stick.
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That wasn't very clever.
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It's not the only copy. Oh.
But it is secret.
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And missing.
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Top secret?
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Very. We think West
must have taken the memory stick.
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We can't risk it falling


into the wrong hands.
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You've got to find those plans,
Sherlock.
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Don't make me order you.
I'd like to see you try.
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Think it over.
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Goodbye, John.
Mm.
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See you very soon.
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REPEATS RAPID PHRASE
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FOOTSTEPS FADE
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Why did you lie?
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DOOR SHUTS
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You've got nothing on.
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Not a single case.
That's why the wall took a pounding.
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Why did you tell your brother
you were busy? Why shouldn't I?
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Oh.

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Nice.
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Sibling rivalry.
Now we're getting somewhere.
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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Sherlock Holmes.
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Of course. How could I refuse?
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Lestrade - I've been summoned.
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Coming?
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If you want me to. Of course.
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I'd be lost without my blogger.
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'You like the funny cases,
don't you?'
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The surprising ones.
Obviously.
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You'll love this. That explosion.
Gas leak, yes? No.
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No? No. Made to look like one.
What?
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Hardly anything left of the place,

except a strongbox.
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A VERY strong box,
and inside it was this.
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You haven't opened it?
It's addressed to you, isn't it?
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We've X-rayed it. It's not
booby-trapped. How reassuring.
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Nice stationery.
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Bohemian.
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What?
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From the Czech Republic.
No fingerprints?
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No.
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She used a fountain pen.
Parker Duofold, iridium nib.
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She?
Obviously.
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Obviously.
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But that... That's the phone.
The pink phone.
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What, from The Study In Pink?

Obviously, it's not the same phone,


but it's supposed to look like...
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"Study In Pink"? You read his blog?
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Of course. We all do.
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Do you REALLY not know that
the Earth goes round the sun?
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SHE SNIGGERS
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It isn't the same phone.
This one's brand-new.
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Someone's taken trouble to make it
look the same, which means your blog
has a far wider readership.
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'You have one new message.'
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FIVE GREENWICH TIME SIGNAL PIPS
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Was that it?
No, that's not it.
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PHONE BEEPS
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What the hell
are we supposed to make of that?
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An estate agent's photo
and the bloody Greenwich pips.
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It's a warning.
A warning?
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Some secret societies
used to send dried melon seeds,
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orange pips, things like that five pips.
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They're warning us
it's going to happen again.
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I've seen this place before.
Hang on.
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What's going to happen again?
Boom!
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Mrs Hudson!
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You had a look, didn't you,
when you first came
to see about your flat?
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The door's been opened, recently.
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No, can't be. That's the only key.
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I can't get anyone interested
in this flat.
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It's the damp, I expect that's the curse of basements.
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I'd a place once when I was first
married. Mould all up the wall...

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Oh. Dear me.
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Shoes.
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He's a bomber, remember.
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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SOFTLY: Hello.
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RAGGED BREATHING OVER PHONE
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WOMAN: 'H-Hello...sexy.'
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Who's this?
WOMAN SOBS
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'I've...sent you...a little puzzle,
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'just to say hi.'
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Who's talking? Why are you crying?
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WOMAN CRIES
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'I...I'm not crying.
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'I'm typing.'
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And this...stupid bitch


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is reading it out.
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The curtain rises.
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What?
Nothing. No, what did you mean?
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I've been expecting this
for some time.
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SOBBING: '12 hours to solve...'
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..my puzzle, Sherlock...
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or I'm going to be...
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..so...naughty.
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So, who do you suppose it was?
Hmm?
244
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,680
Woman on the phone the crying woman.
245
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,960
Oh, she doesn't matter,
she's just a hostage. No lead there.
246
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,520
I wasn't thinking about leads. You're
not going to be much use to her.
247
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,480
Are they trying to trace it trace the call?

248
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,080
Bomber's too smart for that.
MOBILE BEEPS
Pass my phone.
249
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,760
Where is it? Jacket.
250
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,360
Careful!
251
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,160
Text from your brother.
252
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,840
Delete it. Delete it? Plans are out
of the country. Nothing we can do.
253
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,680
Well, Mycroft thinks there is.
He's texted you eight times.
254
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,440
Must be important. Then why didn't
he cancel his dental appointment?
255
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,840
His what?
Mycroft never texts if he can talk.
256
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:45,040
Andrew West stole the missile plans,
tried to sell them,
got his head smashed in,
257
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,120
end of story.
258
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:51,200
The only mystery is why my brother
is so determined to bore me when
somebody is being so interesting.
259
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,200
Try and remember
there's a woman who might die.

260
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:57,320
What for? There's hospitals
full of people dying, Doctor.
261
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,360
Why don't you go and cry
by their bedside
and see what good it does them?
262
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,160
COMPUTER BEEPS
Ah!
263
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,320
Any luck?
Oh, yes!
264
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:13,520
Oh, sorry. I didn't...
Jim, hi! Come in! Come in!
265
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:18,040
Jim, this is Sherlock Holmes.
Ah.
266
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:22,800
And, er... Sorry.
John Watson. Hi.
267
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,880
Hi. So you're Sherlock Holmes.
268
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:30,800
Molly's told me all about you.
You on one of your cases?
269
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,680
Jim works in IT, upstairs.
270
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,760
That's how we met. Office romance.
JIM CHUCKLES
271
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,840
Gay.
272
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,240

Sorry, what?
Nothing. Um, hey.
273
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,000
Hi.
CLATTERING
274
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,560
Sorry. Sorry!
275
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,000
Well, I'd better be off.
276
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,720
I'll see you at the Fox.
277
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,320
About sixish?
Yeah.
278
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,680
Bye.
Bye.
279
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,920
It was nice to meet you.
280
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,240
You too.
281
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,600
DOOR OPENS
282
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,160
What do you mean, gay?
We're together.
283
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,040
Domestic bliss must suit you, Molly.
You've put on 3lb
since I last saw you.
284
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,800
Two-and-a-half. No, three.
285
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,680
Sherlock.

He's not gay!


286
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,520
Why do you have to spoil...? He's
not! With that level of grooming?
287
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,680
Because he puts product in his
hair? I put product in my hair.
288
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,200
You wash your hair,
there's a difference.
289
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,640
Tinted eyelashes, signs of taurine
cream around the frown lines,
290
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,640
those tired, clubber's eyes.
291
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,520
Then there's his underwear.
His underwear?
292
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,480
Visible above the waistline.
Very particular brand.
293
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,440
Plus the suggestive fact that he
left his number under this dish.
294
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,640
I'd say you'd better break it off
now and save yourself the pain.
295
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,360
DOOR OPENS
Charming, well done(!)
296
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,760
Just saving her time.
Isn't that kinder?
297
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,880
Kinder? No, no, Sherlock,
that wasn't kind.

298
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,920
Go on, then.
299
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,560
Hm?
300
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,520
You know what I do. Off you go.
301
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,000
Oh... No.
Go on.
302
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,480
I'm not going to let you humiliate me
while I... An outside eye,
303
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,760
a second opinion - it's very useful
to me. Yeah, right(!) Really!
304
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,080
Fine.
CLEARS THROAT
305
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,480
Oh, they're just a pair of sh...
trainers. Good.
306
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,160
Um...
307
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,240
They're in good nick.
I'd say they were pretty new,
308
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:36,240
except the sole has been well worn,
so the owner must have had them
for a while.
309
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,320
Er, very '80s.
Probably one of those retro designs.
310
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,640

You're on sparkling form.


What else?
311
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,600
They're quite big. A man's.
312
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,080
But...
313
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,840
But there's traces of a name
inside in felt-tip.
314
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,080
Adults don't write their names
inside their shoes,
so these belong to a kid.
315
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,360
Excellent. What else?
316
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,040
Er...
317
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,040
That's it.
That's it.
318
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,640
How did I do?
Well, John.
319
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,640
Really well.
320
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,680
I mean, you missed almost everything
of importance, but, you know...
321
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,400
The owner loved these.
Scrubbed them clean.
322
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,800
Whitened them. Changed the laces
three...no, four times.
323

00:21:18,800 -->
There are traces
his fingers have
with them, so he

00:21:24,200
of flaky skin where
come into contact
had eczema.

324
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,680
The shoes are more worn on the
inner side, so he had weak arches.
325
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,240
British-made, 20 years old.
326
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,240
20 years? They're not retro,
they're original.
327
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,440
Limited edition two blue stripes, 1989.
328
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,160
There's still mud on them.
They look new.
329
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,040
Someone's kept them that way.
330
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,120
Quite a bit of mud caked
on the soles.
331
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,240
Analysis shows it's from Sussex
with London mud overlaying it.
332
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,160
How do you know? Pollen. Clear as a
map reference. South of the river.
333
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:54,240
This kid came to London from Sussex
20 years ago and left the trainers
behind. What happened to him?
334
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,880
Something bad.
335
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,960

He loved those shoes, remember.


He'd never leave them filthy.
336
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,960
Wouldn't let them go
unless he had to.
337
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,760
So, a child with big feet gets...
338
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,880
Oh!
339
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,160
What?
340
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,240
Carl Powers.
341
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:17,400
Sorry, who?
Carl Powers, John.
342
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,040
What is it?
343
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,720
It's where I began.
344
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:31,160
1989, kid, champion swimmer, came
from Brighton for a school sports
tournament, drowned in the pool.
345
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,320
Tragic accident. You wouldn't
remember it. But you remember.
346
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,040
Yes. Something fishy about it?
347
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,720
Nobody thought so.
348
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:42,440
Nobody except me.
I was only a kid myself.

I read about it in the papers.


349
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,960
You started young, didn't you?
The boy, Carl Powers,
350
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,880
had some kind of fit in the water,
351
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,320
but by the time they got him out,
it was too late.
352
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,760
There was something wrong somewhere.
I couldn't get it out of my head.
353
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,720
What? His shoes. What about them?
They weren't there. I made a fuss.
354
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:01,400
I tried to get the police
interested, but nobody seemed
to think it was important.
355
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,760
He'd left all the rest
of his clothes in his locker,
but there was no sign of his shoes.
356
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,400
Until now.
357
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,760
CLOCK TICKS
358
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,480
SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE
359
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,640
Can I help?
360
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,040
I want to help.
There's only five hours left.
MOBILE BEEPS

361
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:50,880
It's your brother.
362
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,560
He's texting me now.
363
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,960
How does he know my number?
Must be a root canal.
364
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,840
Look, he did say...national
importance. Hmm!
365
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,200
How quaint!
What is?
366
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,160
You are. Queen and country.
367
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,000
You can't just ignore it.
I'm not ignoring it.
368
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,640
Putting my best man onto it
right now.
369
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,680
Right, good!
CLEARS THROAT
370
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,280
Who's that?
371
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:23,040
John, how nice! I was hoping
it wouldn't be long.
How can I help you?
372
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,680
Thank you.
373
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,440
Um, I was wanting to...

374
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,680
Your brother sent me to collect
more facts
375
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,440
about the stolen plans the missile plans.
376
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:40,080
Did he?
Yes. He's investigating now.
377
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,320
He's, er...investigating away.
378
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,160
I just wondered what else
you could tell me about the dead man.
379
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,240
Er, 27. Clerk at Vauxhall Cross.
380
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,560
MI6.
381
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,320
He was involved in
the Bruce-Partington Program
in a minor capacity.
382
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:02,040
Security checks A-OK.
No known terrorist affiliations
or sympathies.
383
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,800
Last seen by his fiancee
10.30 yesterday evening.
384
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,560
Lucy, love, I've got to go out.
385
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,600
I've got to see someone.
386
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,360
Westie!

387
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,640
He was found at Battersea, yes.
So he got on the train?
388
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,080
No.
What?
389
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,520
He had an Oyster card...
390
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,960
..but it hadn't been used.
He must have bought a ticket.
391
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,480
Hm. There was no ticket on the body.
392
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,400
Then... How did he end up with
a bashed-in brain on the tracks
at Battersea?
393
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,840
That is the question 394
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,440
the one I was rather hoping Sherlock
would provide an answer to.
395
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,560
How's he getting on?
396
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,520
He's fine.
397
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,920
And it is going...very well.
398
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,360
He's, um...
He's completely focused on it.
399
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,040
CLOCK TICKS

400
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,320
Poison!
What are you going on about?
401
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,200
Clostridium botulinum.
402
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,560
It's one of the deadliest poisons
on the planet.
403
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,680
Carl Powers.
404
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,280
Are you saying he was murdered?
405
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,040
Remember the shoelaces?
Mmm.
406
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:22,640
He suffered from eczema. It would
be easy to introduce the poison
into his medication.
407
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,360
Two hours later he comes to London,
the poison paralyses the muscles
and he drowns.
408
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:32,160
How come the autopsy didn't pick that
up? It's virtually undetectable.
Nobody was looking for it.
409
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,520
There are still tiny traces of it
in the trainers
410
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,480
from where he put the cream
on his feet.
411
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:46,440
That's why they had to go.
So how do we let the bomber know?
Get his attention, stop the clock.

412
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,600
The killer kept the shoes
all these years. Yes.
413
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,080
Meaning...
He's our bomber.
414
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,600
PHONE RINGS
415
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,040
SOBS
416
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,600
"Well done, you.
417
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,440
"Come and get me."
418
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,440
Where are you?
419
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,440
Tell us where you are.
420
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,520
SIRENS WAIL
421
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,760
LESTRADE: She lives in Cornwall.
422
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,840
Two men broke in wearing masks,
forced her to drive to the car park
423
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,040
and decked her out
in enough explosives
to take down a house.
424
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,200
Told her to phone you.
425
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,560

Check the read-out from this pager.


426
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,000
If she deviated by one word,
the sniper would set her off.
427
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,640
Or if you hadn't solved the case.
Oh...elegant!
428
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,480
Elegant?
429
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,360
What was the point?
Why would anyone do this?
430
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:51,080
Oh...I can't be the only person
in the world that gets bored.
431
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,400
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
432
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,320
'You have one new message.'
433
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,280
FOUR GREENWICH TIME SIGNAL PIPS
434
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,800
Four pips.
435
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,880
First test passed, it would seem.
436
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,160
Here's the second.
437
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,520
PHONE RINGS
It's abandoned, wouldn't you say?
438
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,160
I'll see if it's been reported.

439
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,040
Freak, it's for you.
440
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,280
Hello.
441
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,160
MAN, SHAKILY: 'It's OK
that you've gone to the police.'
442
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,800
Who is this?
443
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,640
Is this you again?
444
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,880
'But don't rely on them.
445
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,720
'Clever you,
446
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,920
'guessing about Carl Powers.
447
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,400
'I never liked him.'
448
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,680
TRAFFIC ROARS
Carl laughed at me,
449
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,760
so I stopped him laughing.
450
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,840
You've stolen another voice,
I presume.
451
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,280
This is about you and me.
452
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,320
Who are you? What's that noise?
453

00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,760


It's the sounds of life, Sherlock.
454
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,360
But don't worry.
I can soon fix that.
455
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,320
You solved my last puzzle
in nine hours.
456
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,480
This time you have eight.
CLOCK TICKS
457
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,800
Great!
458
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,720
We've found it.
459
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:55,080
The car was hired yesterday morning
by an Ian Monkford.
Banker of some kind.
460
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,240
City boy. Paid in cash.
461
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,480
Told his wife he was going away
on a business trip, never arrived.
462
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,360
You're still hanging round him.
Yeah, well...
463
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,280
Opposites attract, I s'pose.
We're not...
464
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,600
You should get yourself a hobby.
Stamps, maybe. Model trains. Safer.
Before you ask,
465
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,160
yes, it's Monkford's blood.

DNA checks out.


466
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,560
No body.
Not yet.
467
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,360
Get a sample sent to the lab.
468
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,640
Oh...!
469
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,600
Mrs Monkford...
470
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,400
Yes. Sorry, but I've already spoken
with two policemen.
471
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,280
We're not from the police, we're...
472
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,680
TEARFULLY: Sherlock Holmes.
Very old friend of your husband's.
473
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,360
We, um...
474
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,800
we grew up together.
475
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:43,240
I'm sorry. Who? I don't think
he ever mentioned you.
476
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,440
Oh, he must have done. This is...
477
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,440
This is horrible.
I mean, I just can't believe it.
478
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,360
I only saw him the other day.
479

00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,880


Same old Ian.
Not a care in the world.
480
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:59,160
Sorry... My husband has been
depressed for months. Who are you?
481
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:05,400
Really strange that he hired a car.
Why would he do that?
It's a bit suspicious, isn't it?
482
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,680
No, it isn't. He forgot to renew
the tax on the car, that's all.
483
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,160
Ah, well! That was Ian.
484
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,800
That was Ian all over.
No, it wasn't.
485
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,520
NORMAL VOICE: Wasn't it? Interesting.
486
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,400
Who was that?
Why did you lie to her?
487
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:25,360
People don't like telling you things
but they love to contradict you.
Past tense, did you notice?
488
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,560
What? I referred to her husband
in the past tense.
489
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:32,520
She joined in. Bit premature.
They've only just found the car.
You think she murdered her husband?
490
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,480
That's not a mistake
a murderer would make. I see...

491
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,880
No, I don't. What am I seeing?
SALLY: Fishing.
492
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,120
Try fishing.
Where now?
493
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,600
Janus Cars.
494
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,800
Just found this
in the glove compartment.
495
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,440
CLOCK TICKS
496
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,200
Can't see how I can help you
gentlemen. Mr Monkford hired the car
497
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,160
from you yesterday.
Yeah, lovely motor.
498
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,160
Mazda RX8.
Wouldn't mind one of them myself.
499
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,000
Is that one?
500
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,040
No, they're all Jags.
501
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,200
I can see you're not a car man, eh?
502
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,880
But surely you can afford one a Mazda, I mean. Yeah, fair point.
503
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:19,320
It's like working in a sweet shop.
Once you start eating the Liquorice
Allsorts, where does it stop?

504
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,800
You didn't know Mr Monkford.
No, he was just a client.
505
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,200
He came in here
and hired one of my cars.
506
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,400
I've no idea what happened to him.
Poor sod!
507
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,520
Nice holiday, Mr Ewart? Eh? You've
been away, haven't you? Oh, the...
508
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,840
No, it's sun beds, I'm afraid.
509
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,840
Too busy to get away. My wife
would love it, though - bit of sun.
510
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:41,880
Have you got any change for the
cigarette machine? What? I noticed
one on the way in and I'm gasping.
511
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,880
Um... Oh!
512
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,720
No, sorry.
513
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,840
Oh, well! Thank you very much
for your time, Mr Ewart.
514
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,320
You've been very helpful.
Come on, John!
515
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,760
I've got change, if you still want
to... Nicotine patches,
remember? I'm doing well.

516
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,080
So, what was all that about?
I needed to look inside his wallet.
517
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,280
Why?
Mr Ewart's a liar.
518
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,600
FIZZING
519
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,120
PHONE RINGS
520
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,440
Hello.
521
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,280
The clue's in the name - Janus Cars.
522
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,320
Why would you be giving me a clue?
523
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,560
Why does anyone do anything?
524
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,280
Because I'm bored.
525
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,000
We were made for each other,
Sherlock.
526
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,320
Then talk to me in your own voice.
Patience.
527
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,120
CLOCK TICKS
528
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,120
How much blood was on that seat,
would you say?
529
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,920
How much? About a pint.

530
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,720
Not about. Exactly a pint.
That was their first mistake.
531
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,880
The blood's Ian Monkford's,
but it's been frozen.
532
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,440
Frozen?
There are clear signs.
533
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,680
I think Ian Monkford gave
a pint of his blood some time ago
534
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:47,200
and that's what they spread
on the seat. Who did? Janus Cars.
The clue's in the name.
535
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,880
The god with two faces?
Exactly.
536
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,480
They provide a very special service.
If you've got any kind
of a problem - money troubles,
537
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,120
bad marriage, whatever Janus Cars will help you disappear.
538
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,880
Ian Monkford was in trouble financial at a guess, he's
a banker - couldn't see a way out.
539
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,840
But if he were to vanish,
540
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,360
if the car he hired was found with
his blood on the driver's seat...
541
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,040

So where is he?
Colombia. Colombia?!
542
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,400
Mr Ewart, of Janus Cars,
543
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,000
had a 20,000 Colombian peso note
in his wallet.
544
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,480
Quite a bit of change, too.
545
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,240
He told us he hadn't been abroad
recently,
546
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:25,000
but when I asked him about the cars,
I could see his tan line clearly.
547
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,480
No-one wears a shirt on a sun bed.
548
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,440
That, plus his arm. His arm?
549
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,760
He kept scratching it. Obviously
irritating him, and bleeding.
550
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,800
He'd recently had a booster jab.
Hep-B, probably.
Hard to tell at that distance.
551
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,680
He's just back from settling
Ian Monkford into his new life
in Colombia.
552
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,800
Mrs Monkford cashes in
the life insurance,
and she splits it with Janus Cars.
553
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,280
Mrs Monkford?

Oh, yes. She's in on it too.


554
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,000
Go and arrest them, Inspector,
that's what you do best.
555
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,280
We need to let our bomber know
the case is solved.
556
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,840
I am on fire!
557
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,560
MOBILE RINGS
558
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,760
MAN: 'He says...
559
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,520
'you can come and fetch me.'
560
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,080
Help!
561
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,440
Help me, please!
562
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,720
Feeling better? Mmm.
563
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,840
We've hardly stopped for breath
since this thing started.
564
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,680
Has it occurred to you...?
Probably.
565
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,080
No, has it occurred to you that
the bomber's playing a game with you?
566
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,360
The envelope,
breaking into the other flat,

567
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,720
the dead kid's shoes it's all meant for you. Yes, I know.
568
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,280
Is it him, then? Moriarty?
569
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,800
Perhaps.
570
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,520
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
571
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,240
THREE PIPS
That could be anybody.
It could be, yeah.
572
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:15,320
Lucky for you, I've been
more than a little unemployed.
573
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,480
How d'you mean? Lucky for you,
Mrs Hudson and I
watch far too much telly.
574
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,880
'..Thank you, Tyra! Doesn't she
look lovely, everybody, now?'
575
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,160
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
576
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,920
'Anyway...speaking
of silk purses...'
577
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,560
Hello?
578
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,920
WOMAN, HALTINGLY: 'This one...
579
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,720
'is a bit...'

580
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,320
..defective.
581
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,480
'Sorry.'
582
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,800
She's blind.
583
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,360
'This is...'
584
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,640
..a funny one.
585
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,000
I'll give you...
586
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,160
..12 hours.
CLOCK TICKS
587
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,400
Why are you doing this?
588
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,400
I like...
589
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,080
..to watch you...
590
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,200
dance.
591
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,160
SHE GASPS
592
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,400
TV: '..And I see you're back
to your bad habits.'
593
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:38,560
REPORTER: '..Continuing into
the sudden death of the popular
TV personality Connie Prince.

594
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,960
'Miss Prince, famous
for her makeover programmes,
595
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,200
'was found dead two days ago by her
brother in the house they shared...'
596
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:51,520
Connie Prince, 54. She had one of
those makeover shows on the telly.
597
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,600
Did you see it?
No.
598
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,880
Very popular. She was going places.
Not any more.
599
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,200
Dead two days. According to one
of her staff, Raoul de Santos,
600
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,680
she cut her hand on a rusty nail
in the garden. Nasty wound.
601
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:08,360
Tetanus bacteria enters the
bloodstream, good night, Vienna.
602
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,240
I s'pose.
603
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,160
Something's wrong with this picture.
Eh?
604
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:18,800
Can't be that simple, otherwise
the bomber wouldn't be directing
us towards it. Something's wrong.
605
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,280
John?
Mm.

606
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,640
Cut on her hand, it's deep.
Would have bled a lot, right?
607
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,640
Yeah.
But the wound's clean.
608
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,160
Very clean, and fresh.
609
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,280
How long would the bacteria
have been incubating inside her?
610
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,720
Oh, eight, ten days.
611
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,280
The cut was made later.
612
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,720
After she was dead?
Must have been.
613
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:12,840
The only question is,
how did the tetanus enter
the dead woman's system?
614
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,760
You want to help, right?
Of course.
615
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,680
Connie Prince's background family history, everything,
get me data. Right.
616
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,600
There's something else that
we haven't thought of. Is there?
617
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,160
Yes. Why is he doing this the bomber?
618

00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,040


If this woman's death was
suspicious, why point it up?
619
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,040
Good Samaritan.
Who press-gangs suicide bombers?
620
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,560
Bad Samaritan.
I'm...I'm serious, Sherlock.
621
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,600
Listen, I'm cutting you slack here,
I'm trusting you,
622
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,040
but out there somewhere, some
poor bastard's covered in Semtex
623
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,840
and he's just waiting for you
to solve the puzzle, so just tell
me, what are we dealing with?
624
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,160
Something new.
625
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,600
CLOCK TICKS
626
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,800
Connection, connection, connection.
There must be a connection.
627
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,640
Carl Powers, killed 20 years ago.
628
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,480
The bomber knew him,
admitted that he knew him.
629
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,720
The bomber's iPhone
was in the stationery
from the Czech Republic.
630
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,520

The first hostage from Cornwall,


the second from London,
631
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,080
the third from Yorkshire,
judging by her accent.
632
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,360
What's he doing? Working his way
round the world, showing off?
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
633
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,560
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
634
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,200
'Joining the...dots.'
635
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,000
Three hours.
636
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,440
CLOCK TICKS
637
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:40,480
Boom...boom.
638
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,600
SOBS
639
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,360
PHONE RINGS OFF
640
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,520
CLICKS PHONE OFF
641
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,400
CAT MIAOWS
642
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,480
We're devastated, of course we are.
643
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,960
Can I get you anything, sir?
644
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,520

Er, no. No, thanks.


645
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,040
Raoul is my rock.
I don't think I could have managed.
646
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:16,560
We didn't always see eye to eye...
but my sister was very dear to me.
647
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,120
CAT MIAOWS
And to the, er, public, Mr Prince.
648
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,160
Oh, she was adored.
649
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,840
I've seen her take girls who looked
like the back end of Routemasters
650
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,320
and turn them into princesses.
651
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:34,840
Still, it's a relief, in a way,
to know that she's beyond
this vale of tears.
652
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,560
CAT PURRS
Absolutely.
653
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Great.
654
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,200
Thank you. Thanks again.
655
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,600
It's a real shame. I liked her.
656
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,880
She taught you
how to do your colours.
657
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,800

Colours?
You know, what goes best with what.
658
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,560
I should never wear cerise,
apparently.
659
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,120
Drains me.
Who's that?
660
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,760
Home Office. Home Office?
Well, Home Secretary, actually.
Owes me a favour. A pretty girl,
661
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,000
but she messed about
with herself too much.
662
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,760
They all do these days.
People can hardly move their faces.
It's silly, isn't it?
663
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,560
Did you ever see her show?
Not until now.
664
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,480
CONNIE PRINCE: 'You look pasty, love.
665
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,520
'Ah, rained every day but one...'
666
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,760
That's the brother.
No love lost there,
667
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,920
if you can believe the papers.
So I gather.
668
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,880
I've just had a fruitful chat with
people who love this show.
669
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,960

The fan site's indispensable


for gossip.
670
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:36,320
'..Don't you think, girls?
Off, off, off, off, off, off, off!'
671
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,920
AUDIENCE JOINS IN CHANTING
672
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,880
It's more common
than people think.
673
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,280
The tetanus is in the soil,
people cut themselves on rose bushes,
garden forks,
674
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,640
that sort of thing,
and if left un...treated...
675
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,640
I don't know
what I'm going to do now. Right.
676
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:58,160
I mean, she's left me this place...
which is lovely...
677
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,280
..but it's not the same without her.
That's why...
678
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,600
my paper wanted to get the,
um...the full story
straight from the horse's mouth.
679
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,400
Are you sure it's not too soon?
680
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,560
No. Right.
681
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,840
You fire away.

682
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,640
CAT MIAOWS
683
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,280
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
684
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,320
John. 'Hi. Look, get over here
quickly. I think I'm onto something.
685
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,960
'You'll need to pick up
some stuff first. Got a pen?'
686
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,240
I'll remember.
687
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,760
DOOR CLOSES
688
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,400
That'll be him. What?
689
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,920
Ah, Mr Prince, isn't it?
Yes.
690
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,120
Very good to meet you.
Yes, thank you.
691
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,680
So sorry to hear about...
Yes, yes, very kind.
692
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,360
Shall we, er...?
CLEARS THROAT
693
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,080
You were right, the bacteria
got into her another way.
694
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,720
Oh, yes? Yes.

695
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,600
Right, are we all set?
Er, yes. Shall we, um...?
696
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,120
Not too close. I'm raw from crying.
CAT MIAOWS
697
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,280
Oh, who's this?
698
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,240
Sekhmet. Named after
the Egyptian goddess.
699
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:05,440
How nice. Was she Connie's?
700
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,520
Yes, a little present
from yours truly.
701
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,760
Sherlock, light reading?
702
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,280
Oh, er...
703
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,480
2.8. Bloody hell!
What are you playing at? Sorry!
704
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:19,000
You're like Laurel and bloody Hardy,
you two! What's going on?
705
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,960
I think we've got what we came for.
Excuse us. What? Sherlock. What?
706
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,000
We've got deadlines.
But you've not taken anything!
707
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,160
WATSON LAUGHS

708
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,240
Yes! Ooh, yes!
709
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,160
You think it was the cat.
It wasn't the cat.
710
00:45:35,160 -->
What? Yes. Yeah,
It must be. It's
the tetanus into

00:45:39,240
it is.
how he got
her system.

711
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,880
Its paws stink of disinfectant.
Lovely idea.
712
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,320
No, he coated it
onto the claws of her cat.
713
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,320
It's a new pet,
bound to be a bit jumpy around her.
714
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,440
A scratch is almost inevitable.
715
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,560
I thought of it when I saw the
scratches on her arm, but it's too
random and clever for the brother.
716
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:58,480
He murdered his sister for her
money. Did he? Didn't he?
717
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,160
Nope. It was revenge.
718
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,560
Rev...? Who wanted revenge?
Raoul, the houseboy.
719
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,240
Kenny Prince was the butt
of his sister's jokes.
720

00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:10,360


Virtual bullying campaign. Finally,
he had enough, fell out with her
badly. It's all on the website.
721
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,960
She threatened to disinherit Kenny,
Raoul had grown accustomed to a
certain lifestyle... Wait. Wait!
722
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,400
Wait a second. What about the
disinfectant on the cat's claws?
723
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,840
Raoul keeps a very clean house.
You came through the kitchen door,
724
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,520
saw the state of that floor scrubbed within an inch of its life.
725
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,520
You smell of disinfectant.
No, the cat doesn't come into it.
726
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,040
Raoul's internet records do, though.
I hope we can get a cab from here.
727
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,720
CLOCK TICKS
728
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,360
Raoul de Santos is your killer.
729
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,240
Kenny Prince's houseboy.
730
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,640
Second autopsy shows it wasn't
tetanus that poisoned Connie Prince,
731
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,880
it was botulinum toxin.
732
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,400
We've been here before.

Carl Powers. Tut-tut.


733
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,320
Our bomber's repeated himself.
So how'd he do it?
734
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,240
Botox injection. Botox?
735
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,800
Botox is a diluted form
of botulinum. Among other things,
736
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,800
Raoul de Santos
was employed to give Connie
her regular facial injections.
737
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,760
My contact at the Home Office
gave me the complete records
of Raoul's internet purchases.
738
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,520
He's been bulk-ordering Botox
for months.
739
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,400
Bided his time, then upped
the strength to a fatal dose.
740
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,080
Are you sure about this? I'm sure.
741
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,760
All right, my office.
742
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,640
Hey, Sherlock, how long? What?
743
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,320
How long have you known?
Well, this one was quite simple.
744
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,480
And the bomber repeated himself.
That was a mistake.

745
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,480
No, but Sherlock, the hostage,
the old woman, she's been there
all this time!
746
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,920
I knew I could save her.
I also knew that the bomber
had given us 12 hours.
747
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,640
I solved the case quickly, that gave
me time to get on with other things.
748
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,680
Don't you see? We're one up on him.
749
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,000
PHONE RINGS
750
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,600
Hello?
751
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,360
Help me!
752
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,480
Tell us where you are.
753
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,120
Address? 'He was so...'
754
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,960
His voice...
755
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,600
No, no, no, no!
Tell me nothing about him, nothing.
756
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,600
He sounded so soft.
757
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,880
DIALLING TONE
758
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,680

Hello?
759
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,680
Sherlock?
760
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,160
What's happened?
761
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,240
REPORTER: 'The explosion,
762
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,480
'which ripped through several
floors, killing 12 people...'
763
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,800
Old block of flats.
'..caused by a faulty gas main.
764
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,800
'A spokesman
from the utility company...'
765
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,240
He certainly gets about.
766
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,520
Well, obviously I lost that round.
767
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,360
Although technically,
I did solve the case.
768
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,640
He killed the old lady
because she started to describe him.
769
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,640
Just once,
he put himself in the firing line.
770
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,120
What d'you mean?
771
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,720
Well, usually, he...
must stay above it all.

772
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:06,520
He organises these things,
but no-one ever has direct contact.
773
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:11,800
What, like the Connie Prince murder,
he arranged that?
774
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,920
So, people come to him
wanting their crimes fixed up,
like booking a holiday?
775
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,960
Novel.
776
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,880
Huh!
777
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,920
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK
778
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,880
Taking his time this time.
779
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,880
WATSON CLEARS HIS THROAT
780
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,840
Anything on the Carl Powers case?
781
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,120
Nothing.
782
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,440
All the living classmates
check out spotless, no connection.
783
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,560
Maybe the killer was older than Carl?
The thought had occurred.
784
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,200
So why is he doing this, then?
785

00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:55,000


Playing this game with you.
Do you think he wants to be caught?
786
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,440
I think he wants to be distracted.
Oh...
787
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,320
I hope you'll be
very happy together.
788
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,840
Sorry, what?
There are lives at stake, Sherlock.
789
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,200
Actual human lives! Just so I know,
do you care about that at all?
790
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,200
Will caring about them
help save them? Nope.
791
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,920
Then I'll continue not to make
that mistake. And you find that
easy, do you? Yes, very.
792
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,600
Is that news to you? No, no.
793
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,240
I've disappointed you.
794
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:25,600
That's good,
that's a good deduction, yeah.
795
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,480
Don't make people into heroes, John.
796
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,760
Heroes don't exist, and if they did,
I wouldn't be one of them.
797
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,800
MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

Excellent.
798
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,720
A view of the Thames.
799
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:40,040
South Bank, somewhere between
Southwark Bridge and Waterloo.
800
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,120
You check the papers,
I'll look online.
801
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,120
Oh, you're angry with me,
so you won't help.
802
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,600
Not much cop, this caring lark.
803
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,520
SIREN WAILS
804
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:13,280
Archway suicide... Ten-a-penny.
805
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,360
Two kids stabbed in Stoke Newington.
806
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:24,040
Ah, man found on the train line,
Andrew West.
807
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,560
Nothing!
808
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,040
RINGING TONE
809
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:33,040
It's me. Have you found anything
on the South Bank between Waterloo
Bridge and Southwark Bridge?
810
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,200
BIRDSONG

811
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,440
Do you reckon this is connected,
then, the bomber?
812
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,120
Must be. Odd, though,
he hasn't been in touch.
813
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,480
Then we must assume that some poor
bugger's primed to explode, yeah?
814
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,800
Yes.
815
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,120
Any ideas? Seven, so far.
816
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,600
Seven?
817
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,600
He's dead about 24 hours.
818
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,160
Maybe a bit longer. Did he drown?
819
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,440
Apparently not. Not enough of the
Thames in his lungs. Asphyxiated.
820
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,080
Yes, I'd agree.
821
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:53,360
There's quite a bit of bruising
around the nose and mouth.
822
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,160
More bruises...
823
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,440
here and here.
824
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,680
Fingertips.

825
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,720
He's late 30s, I'd say,
not in the best condition.
826
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:14,480
He's been in the river a long while,
the water's destroyed
most of the data.
827
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,600
But I'll tell you one thing,
that lost Vermeer painting's a fake.
828
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,680
What?
We need to identify the corpse,
829
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,160
find out about his friends and...
830
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,640
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What
painting? What are you on about?
831
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,840
It's all over the place,
haven't you seen the posters?
832
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,480
Dutch old master, supposed to
have been destroyed centuries ago.
833
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,080
Now it's turned up,
worth 30 million.
834
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,760
OK, so what has that
got to do with the stiff?
835
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,400
Everything.
836
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,240
Have you ever heard of the Golem?
Golem?

837
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,680
It's a horror story, isn't it?
What are you saying?
838
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,640
Jewish folk story,
a gigantic man made of clay it's also the name of an assassin.
839
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,760
Real name - Oskar Dzundza.
One of the deadliest assassins
in the world.
840
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,760
That is his trademark style.
841
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,640
So this is a hit? Definitely.
842
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,880
The Golem squeezes the life out of
his victims with his bare hands.
843
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,720
But what has this got to do
with that painting? I don't see...
844
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,400
You do see, you just don't observe!
845
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,160
Yes, all right, all right, girls!
Calm down.
846
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,400
Sherlock, do you want to
take us through it?
847
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,040
What do we know about this corpse?
848
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,560
The killer's not left us with much,
just the shirt and the trousers.
849
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,840

They're pretty formal, maybe


he was going out for the night.
850
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,760
The trousers are heavy duty.
Polyester, nasty,
same as the shirt, cheap.
851
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,520
They're both too big for him. So
some kind of standard-issue uniform.
852
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,320
Dressed for work, then.
What kind of work?
853
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,080
There's a hook on his belt...
for a walkie-talkie.
854
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,880
Tube driver?
855
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,600
Security guard? More likely.
856
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,680
That'll be borne out
by his backside. Backside?!
857
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,920
Flabby, you'd think he'd led
a sedentary life.
858
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:41,480
Yet the soles of his feet
and the nascent varicose veins
in his legs show otherwise.
859
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:45,240
So, a lot of walking
and a lot of sitting around.
860
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,680
Security guard's looking good.
The watch helps too.
861
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,760

The alarm shows


he did regular night shifts.
862
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,400
Maybe he just set his alarm
like that the night before he died.
863
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,600
No, no, no. The buttons are stiff,
hardly touched.
864
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,160
He set his alarm like that a long
time ago, his routine never varied.
865
00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,880
But there's something else. The
killer must have been interrupted,
866
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,520
otherwise he would have
stripped the corpse completely.
867
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,720
There was some kind of badge
or insignia on the shirt front
868
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,960
that he tore off,
suggesting the dead man
works somewhere recognisable,
869
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,600
some kind of institution.
870
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,440
I found this
inside his trouser pockets.
871
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,200
Sodden by the river,
but still recognisably...
872
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,520
Tickets? Ticket stubs.
He worked in a museum or gallery.
Did a quick check.
873

00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,720


The Hickman Gallery has reported
one of its attendants as missing Alex Woodbridge.
874
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,600
Tonight, they unveil
the rediscovered masterpiece.
875
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,760
Now, why would anyone
want to pay the Golem
876
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,960
to suffocate a perfectly ordinary
gallery attendant?
877
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,200
Inference, the dead man
knew something about it,
878
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,200
something that would stop the owner
getting paid 30 million.
879
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,960
The pictures are fake. Fantastic.
880
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,200
Meretricious. And a Happy New Year.
881
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,320
Poor sod.
882
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,440
I'd better get my feelers out
for this Golem character.
883
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,920
Pointless, you'll never find him,
but I know a man who can.
884
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,120
Who? Me.
885
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,640
Why hasn't he phoned?
He's broken his pattern. Why?

886
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,960
Waterloo Bridge.
Where now, the gallery?
887
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,880
In a bit.
888
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,800
The Hickman's contemporary art,
isn't it?
889
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,440
Why have they got hold
of an old master? Don't know.
890
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,520
Dangerous to jump to conclusions.
891
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,960
Need data...
892
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,240
Stop!
893
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,440
Can you wait here?
894
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,560
I won't be a moment.
895
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,040
Sherlock?
896
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,720
Change? Any change?
897
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,640
What for? Cup of tea, of course.
898
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,920
Here you go, 50.
899
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,640
Thanks.

900
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,760
What are you doing? Investing.
901
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,360
Now we go to the gallery.
Have you got any cash?
902
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,240
No, I need you to find out all
you can about the gallery attendant.
903
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:39,080
Lestrade will give you the address.
OK.
904
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,600
We'd been sharing about a year.
905
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,760
Just sharing. Mmm.
906
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,120
May I? Yeah.
907
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,040
Sorry.
908
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,760
Stargazer, was he?
909
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,560
God, yeah. Mad about it.
910
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,280
It's all he ever did
in his spare time.
911
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,760
He was a nice guy, Alex.
912
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,760
I liked him.
913
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,120
He was, er...

914
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,280
never much of a one for hoovering.
915
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,520
What about art?
Did he know anything about that?
916
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,080
It was just a job, you know?
917
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,280
Mmm.
918
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,320
Has anyone else been round
asking about Alex?
919
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,520
No.
920
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,960
We had a break-in, though.
921
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,840
When? Last night.
922
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,960
There was nothing taken.
923
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:58,920
Oh, there was a message
left for Alex on the land line.
924
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,440
Who was it from?
I can play it for you, if you like.
I'll get the phone. Please.
925
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,040
PHONE BEEPS
926
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,120
WOMAN: 'Oh, should I speak now? Alex?
927
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,920
'Love, it's Professor Cairns.

928
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,960
'Listen, you were right.
You were bloody right.
929
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,200
'Give us a call when...'
DIALLING TONE
930
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,960
Professor Cairns?
931
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,080
No idea, sorry. Mmm.
932
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,400
Can I try and ring back?
933
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:31,000
No good. I've had other calls since.
Sympathy ones, you know.
934
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,520
PHONE RINGS
935
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,920
Don't you have something to do?
936
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,880
Just admiring the view.
937
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,640
Yes.
938
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,120
Lovely. Now get back to work we open tonight.
939
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,880
Doesn't it bother you? What?
940
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,240
That the painting's a fake.
941
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,120
What? It's a fake. It has to be.

It's the only possible explanation.


942
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,680
You are in charge, aren't you,
Miss Wenceslas? Who are you?
943
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,760
Alex Woodbridge
knew that the painting was a fake,
944
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,680
so somebody sent the Golem
to take care of him. Was it you?
945
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,640
Golem? What the hell
are you talking about?
946
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,400
Are you working for someone else?
Did you fake it for them?
947
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,880
It's not a fake.
948
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,680
It is a fake. I don't know why.
949
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,960
But there's something wrong with it,
there has to be.
950
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:35,000
What the hell are you on about?
You know I could have you
sacked on the spot. Not a problem.
951
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,800
No? No, I don't work here, you see.
952
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,080
Just popped in to give you
a bit of friendly advice.
953
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,800
How did you get in?
954

01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,000


Please! I want to know.
955
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,320
The art of disguise is knowing
how to hide in plain sight.
956
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,200
Who are you? Sherlock Holmes.
957
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,640
Am I supposed to be impressed?
958
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,880
You should be.
959
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,440
Have a nice day.
960
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:09,320
DOOR CREAKS THEN SHUTS
961
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,840
WOMAN: He wouldn't.
He just wouldn't.
962
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:19,160
Stranger things have happened.
Westie wasn't a traitor.
963
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:20,920
That's a horrible thing to say!
964
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,760
I'm sorry.
But you must understand...
965
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,440
That's what they think, isn't it,
his bosses?
966
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,000
He was young man, about to
get married, he had debts.
967
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,760
Everyone's got debts,

968
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,160
and Westie wouldn't want to clear
them by selling out his country.
969
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:40,400
Can you, er...? Can you tell me
exactly what happened that night?
970
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,520
We were having a night in.
971
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,520
Just...watching a DVD.
972
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,960
He normally falls asleep, you know,
but he sat through this one.
973
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,360
He was quiet.
974
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,080
Out of the blue he said
he just had to go and see someone.
975
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,320
And you've no idea who?
976
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,760
Hi, Liz. You OK, love?
977
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,920
Yeah. Who's this?
978
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,560
John Watson, hi.
This is my brother, Joe.
979
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,800
John's trying to find out
what happened to Westie, Joe.
980
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,080
You with the police?
Sort of, yeah.

981
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,040
Tell them to get off their arses,
will you? It's bloody ridiculous.
982
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,520
I'll do my best.
983
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,760
CLEARS THROAT
Well, er,
984
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,600
thanks very much for your help.
Again, I'm very, very sorry.
985
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,160
He didn't steal those things,
Mr Watson.
986
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,560
I knew Westie, he was a good man.
987
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,040
He was MY good man.
988
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,200
Spare change? No.
989
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,600
Any spare change?
990
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,960
Alex Woodbridge didn't know
anything special about art.
991
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,600
And? And...
992
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,160
Is that it?
No habits, hobbies, personality?
993
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,440
Give us a chance.
He was an amateur astronomer.
994

01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,880


Hold that cab. Spare change,
sir? Don't mind if I do.
995
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,600
WATSON: Can you wait here?
996
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:43,120
Fortunately, I haven't been idle.
Come on.
997
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,720
Beautiful, isn't it?
998
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,360
I thought you didn't care about...
Doesn't mean I can't appreciate it.
999
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:19,160
Listen, Alex Woodbridge had a message
on the answerphone at his flat.
1000
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,160
A Professor Cairns. This way.
1001
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:25,520
Nice. Nice part of town.
1002
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,680
Any time you want to explain?
Homeless network.
1003
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,800
Really is indispensable.
Homeless network?
1004
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,200
My eyes and ears, all over the city.
Ah, that's...clever.
1005
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:42,200
So you scratch their backs, and...?
Yes, then disinfect myself.
1006
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:02,880
Sherlock! Come on!
1007

01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,880


What's he doing sleeping rough?
1008
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:12,600
Well, he has a very distinctive
look. He has to hide somewhere
where tongues won't wag...much.
1009
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,760
Oh sh... What?
1010
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:15,920
I wish I... Don't mention it.
1011
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:28,280
No! No! No! No!
TYRES SQUEAL
1012
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,520
It'll take us weeks
to find him again.
1013
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,200
Or not. I have an idea where
he might be going.
1014
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,520
What? I told you, someone left
Alex Woodbridge a message.
1015
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:40,000
There can't be that many Professor
Cairns in the book. Come on.
1016
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:50,800
'Jupiter, the fifth planet in our
solar system, and the largest.
1017
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:56,200
'Jupiter is a gas giant. Planet
Earth would fit into it 11 times.'
1018
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,280
Yes, we know that.
1019
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,520
FILM SPOOLS

1020
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,160
'Titan is the largest moon...'
Come on, Neptune.
1021
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:13,360
THUMP
'Many are actually long dead...'
1022
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:16,360
Tom, is that you?
'..exploded into supernovas.'
1023
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:22,120
'Discovered by Urbain Le Verrier
in 1846...'
1024
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,680
FILM SPOOLS
1025
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:29,080
'..composed mainly of hydrogen.'
SHE STRUGGLES
1026
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:32,160
'Their light takes so long
to reach us...' Golem!
1027
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:36,560
'..many are actually long dead,
exploded into...'
1028
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,280
FILM SPOOLS
1029
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,000
I can't see him. I'll go round.
1030
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,800
Who are you working for this time,
Dzundza?
1031
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,040
'A star begins as a collapsing ball
of material composed mainly of...'
1032
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,160
Golem!

COCKS GUN
1033
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,080
Let him go...
1034
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,480
or I will kill you.
1035
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,920
FILM SPOOLS
1036
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:16,000
'The fourth planet
of the solar system,
named after the Roman god of war.'
1037
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,640
'..it is a gas giant...'
1038
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,640
FILM SPOOLS
1039
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,360
'..takes so long to reach us...
1040
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,800
FILM SPOOLS
1041
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,000
'..into supernovas...'
1042
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,480
GUNSHOT
1043
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,680
'..exploded into supernovas...'
1044
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:52,920
It's a fake. It has to be.
1045
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:56,400
That painting has been subjected to
every test known to science.
1046
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,920
It's a very good fake, then.

1047
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,880
You know about this, don't you?
This is you, isn't it?
1048
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,520
Inspector, my time is being wasted.
1049
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,760
Would you mind showing yourself
and your friends out?
1050
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,280
PHONE RINGS
The painting is a fake.
1051
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:14,040
It's a fake, that's why Woodbridge
and Cairns were killed.
1052
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,200
Oh, come on, proving it's just
a detail. The painting is a fake.
1053
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,200
I've solved it, I've figured it out.
1054
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:25,160
It's a fake, that's the answer,
that's why they were killed.
1055
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,400
OK, I'll prove it. Give me time.
Will you give me time?
1056
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,080
CLOCK STARTS TICKING
'Ten...' It's a kid.
1057
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,920
Oh God, it's a kid.
What did he say? "Ten."
1058
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,120
'Nine...' It's a countdown.
He's giving me time.
1059

01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,680


Jesus... It's a fake,
but how can I prove it? How?! How?!
1060
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,880
'Eight...'
1061
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,920
This kid will die. Tell me
why the painting is a fake. Tell me!
1062
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:49,040
'Seven...' No, shut up.
1063
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:51,240
Don't say anything.
It only works if I figure it out.
1064
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:55,680
It must be possible.
It must be staring me in the face.
1065
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,120
'Six...' How?
1066
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,480
Woodbridge knew, but how?!
'Five...'
1067
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:02,320
It's speeding up! Sherlock!
1068
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:05,600
'Four... ' Oh! In the Planetarium,
you heard it too.
1069
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,640
Oh, that is brilliant,
that is gorgeous!
1070
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,920
'Three...'
What's brilliant? What is?!
1071
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:11,960
This is beautiful. Love this!
1072

01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,760


'Two...' Sherlock!
1073
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,080
The Van Buren Supernova.
1074
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,680
TICKING STOPS
1075
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:21,320
'Please, is somebody there?
Somebody help me.'
1076
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:25,720
There you go. Go and find out
where he is and pick him up.
1077
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:30,480
Van Buren Supernova, so-called.
1078
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:34,640
Exploding star.
Only appeared in the sky in 1858.
1079
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:37,720
So how could it have been...
1080
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,720
painted in the 1640s?
1081
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:45,400
PHONE BEEPS
Oh...
1082
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:46,920
Oh.
1083
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,320
Oh, Sherl...
1084
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,800
You know, it's interesting.
Bohemian stationery,
1085
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,280
an assassin named after a Prague
legend, and you, Miss Wenceslas.

1086
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,360
This whole case has a distinctly
Czech feeling about it.
1087
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:04,800
Is that where this leads?
1088
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,560
What are we looking at, Inspector?
1089
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:12,280
Well, criminal conspiracy, fraud,
1090
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:15,560
accessory after the fact,
at the very least.
1091
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,960
The murder of the old woman,
all the people in the flat...
1092
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,360
I didn't know anything about that.
1093
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:23,000
All those things, please,
believe me.
1094
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,800
I just wanted my share.
1095
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,320
The 30 million.
1096
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,920
SHE SIGHS
1097
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,080
I found a little old man in
Argentina.
1098
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,960
A genius - I mean, really.
1099
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,920

Brushwork, immaculate.
1100
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:50,520
Could fool anyone. Mmm.
1101
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,040
Well, nearly anyone.
1102
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,200
But I didn't know how to go about
convincing the world the picture
was genuine.
1103
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,520
It was just an idea.
1104
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,760
A spark which he blew into a flame.
1105
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,480
Who?
1106
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,080
I don't know.
1107
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,640
LESTRADE LAUGHS
It's true!
1108
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:16,320
It took a long time,
but eventually I was...
1109
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,120
put in touch with people.
1110
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,760
His people...
1111
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,560
Well, there was never any real
contact.
1112
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:31,440
Just messages...
1113

01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:36,560


..whispers.
1114
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,800
And did those whispers have a name?
1115
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,800
Moriarty.
1116
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,760
WATSON: So this is where West was
found? Yeah.
1117
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,120
Are you going to be long?
I might be.
1118
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,120
Are you the police, then?
Sort of.
1119
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,960
I hate 'em. The police?
1120
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,560
No, jumpers.
1121
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,280
People who chuck 'emselves in
front of trains. Selfish bastards.
1122
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:23,080
Well, that's one way of looking
at it.
1123
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,560
I mean it. It's all right for them.
1124
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:29,520
It's over in a split second,
strawberry jam all over the lines.
What about the drivers, eh?
1125
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,680
They've got to live with it,
haven't they?
1126

01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:35,680


Yeah, speaking of strawberry jam,
there's no blood on the line.
1127
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:39,360
Has it been cleaned off?
No, there wasn't that much.
1128
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,840
You said his head was smashed in.
It was, but there wasn't much blood.
1129
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:50,480
OK.
Well, I'll leave you to it, then.
1130
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,840
Just give us a shout when
you're off. Right.
1131
01:12:53,840 --> 01:13:01,680
Right, so, Andrew West...got on
the train somewhere. Or did he?
1132
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:04,320
There was no ticket on the body.
1133
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,760
How did he end up here?
1134
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,320
CLANKING
1135
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:16,720
The points. Yes!
1136
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,960
I knew you'd get there eventually.
1137
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,600
West wasn't killed here, that's
why there was so little blood.
1138
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,840
How long have you been following
me? Since the start.
1139

01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,760


You don't think
I'd give up on a case like this
1140
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,640
just to spite my brother, do you?
1141
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,040
Come on,
we've got a bit of burglary to do.
1142
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,440
Missile defence plans
haven't left the country,
1143
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:41,080
otherwise Mycroft's people
would have heard about it.
1144
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:44,360
Despite what people think,
we do still have a secret service.
1145
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,600
Yeah, I know, I've met them.
1146
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,120
Which means whoever stole
the memory stick can't sell it
1147
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,760
or doesn't know what to do with it.
1148
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,640
My money's on the latter.
1149
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,240
We're here.
1150
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,880
Where?
1151
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:07,960
Sherlock! What if there's
someone in?
1152
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,680

There isn't.
1153
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:15,680
WATSON: Jesus...
1154
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,520
Where are we? Oh, sorry, didn't
I say? Joe Harrison's flat.
1155
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,000
Joe...?
1156
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:28,160
Brother of West's fiancee.
He stole the memory stick,
1157
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,480
killed his prospective
brother-in-law.
1158
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,560
Then why did he do it?
1159
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,520
KEYS RATTLING
1160
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,040
Let's ask him.
1161
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,760
Don't! Don't.
1162
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,000
He wasn't meant to...
1163
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,760
What's Lucy gonna say? Jesus.
1164
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,040
Why did you kill him?
1165
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:19,240
It was an accident. I swear it was.
1166
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:24,160
But stealing the plans

for the missile defence program


wasn't an accident, was it?
1167
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:26,320
I started dealing drugs.
1168
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,240
I mean, the bike thing's
a great cover, right?
1169
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,800
I don't know how it started.
1170
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,240
I just got out of my depth.
1171
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:39,680
I owed people thousands.
Serious people.
1172
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:44,320
Then at Westie's engagement do,
he starts talking about his job.
1173
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,400
I mean, usually, he's so careful.
1174
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:54,280
'But that night, after a few pints,
he really opened up.
1175
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,560
'He told me about these
missile plans.
1176
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,240
'Beyond top secret.
1177
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:03,120
'He showed me the memory stick,
he waved it in front of me.'
1178
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,880
You hear about these things
getting lost,
1179
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,920

ending up on rubbish tips


and whatnot.
1180
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:11,240
But there it was. And I thought...
1181
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,280
'Well, I thought
it could be worth a fortune.
1182
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:17,320
'It was pretty easy to get the thing
off him, he was so plastered.'
1183
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,200
Next time I saw him,
1184
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:25,480
'I could tell by the look on his
face that he knew.'
1185
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:29,480
What are you doing here?
What have you done with the plans?
1186
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:32,080
What happened?
1187
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:41,320
'I was going to call an ambulance,
but it was too late.
1188
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:46,720
'I just didn't have a clue what
to do. So I dragged him in 'ere.'
1189
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,000
I just sat in the dark, thinking.
1190
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,440
When a neat little idea
popped into your head.
1191
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:38,680
Carrying Andrew West way away from
here. His body would have gone on
for ages

1192
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:41,760
if the train hadn't hit
a stretch of track that curved.
1193
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:43,880
And points. Exactly.
1194
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:50,120
Do you still have it, then the memory stick?
1195
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,640
Fetch it for me,
if you wouldn't mind.
1196
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,200
Distraction over the game continues.
1197
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,840
Maybe that's over, too.
We've heard nothing from the bomber.
1198
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,280
Five pips, remember, John.
1199
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:14,120
It's a countdown.
We've only had four.
1200
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,680
SHOUTING ON TELEVISION
1201
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:22,320
No, no, no!
Course he's not the boy's father.
1202
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:24,520
Look at the turn-ups on his jeans!
1203
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,840
I knew it was dangerous. Hm?
1204
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,000
Getting you into crap telly.
1205

01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,800


Not a patch on Connie Prince.
1206
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:38,200
Have you given Mycroft the memory
stick yet? Yep. He was over the moon.
1207
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:42,040
Threatened me with a
knighthood...again.
1208
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,800
You know, I'm still waiting. Hm?
1209
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,760
For you to admit that a little
knowledge of the solar system
1210
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:51,360
and you'd have cleared up
the fake painting a lot quicker.
1211
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,960
It didn't do you any good, did it?
1212
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,520
No, but I'm not the world's
only consulting detective.
1213
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,200
True. I won't be in for tea.
1214
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:01,320
I'm going to Sarah's. There's still
some of that risotto left in
the fridge.
1215
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,920
Milk, we need milk. I'll get some.
1216
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,680
Really? Really.
1217
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,560
And some beans, then? Mm.
1218
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,200

DOOR CLOSES
1219
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,600
FOOTSTEPS
1220
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:27,640
Bought you a little
getting-to-know-you present.
1221
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,200
That's what it's all been for,
isn't it?
1222
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,120
All your little puzzles,
making me dance.
1223
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:38,520
All to distract me from this.
1224
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,120
Evening.
1225
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,680
This is a turn-up, isn't it,
Sherlock?
1226
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,840
John! What the hell...?
Bet you never saw this coming.
1227
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:17,280
What...would you like me
to make him say...next?
1228
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:22,240
Gottle o' gear, gottle o' gear,
1229
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:24,200
gottle o' gear. Stop it.
1230
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,480
Nice touch, this. The pool,
1231
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:30,000
where little Carl died.

1232
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:35,720
I stopped him.
I can stop John Watson, too.
1233
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:40,600
Stop his heart. Who are you?
1234
01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:42,040
DOOR OPENS
1235
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:44,760
I gave you my number.
1236
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,360
I thought you might call.
1237
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:05,000
Is that a British Army Browning
L9A1 in your pocket,
1238
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:08,520
or are you just pleased to see me?
1239
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:10,840
Both.
1240
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:16,400
Jim Moriarty. Hi.
1241
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,800
Jim?
1242
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,920
Jim from the hospital?
1243
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:28,080
Oh, did I really make
such a fleeting impression?
1244
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:31,440
But then, I suppose,
that was rather the point.
1245
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:37,720
Don't be silly.
Someone else is holding the rifle.

1246
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:39,760
I don't like getting my hands dirty.
1247
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:48,320
I've given you a glimpse,
Sherlock, just a teensy glimpse
1248
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:53,000
of what I've got going on
out there in the big bad world.
1249
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,400
I'm a specialist, you see.
1250
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,040
Like you.
1251
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,520
Dear Jim...
1252
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:04,760
..please will you fix it for me
1253
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:08,040
to get rid of my lover's
nasty sister?
1254
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:11,880
Dear Jim, please will you fix it for
me to disappear to South America?
1255
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,480
Just so.
1256
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:16,560
Consulting criminal.
1257
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:20,400
Brilliant. Isn't it?
1258
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,320
No-one ever gets to me.
1259
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,800
And no-one ever will.

1260
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,000
I did.
COCKS GUN
1261
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,320
You've come the closest.
Now you're in my way.
1262
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:32,160
Thank you.
Didn't mean it as a compliment.
1263
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:34,320
Yes, you did. Yeah, OK, I did.
1264
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:36,080
But the flirting's over, Sherlock.
1265
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:39,040
SINGSONG
Daddy's had enough now.
1266
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,520
I've shown you what I can do.
1267
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:45,440
I cut loose all those people,
all those little problems,
1268
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:49,200
even 30 million quid, just
to get you to come out and play.
1269
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:53,360
So take this as a friendly
warning... my dear.
1270
01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,080
Back off.
1271
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:01,400
Although I have loved this,
1272
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,320
this little game of ours.

1273
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:08,960
Playing Jim from IT. Playing gay.
Did you like
the little touch with the underwear?
1274
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,760
People have died.
That's what people do!
1275
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:17,600
I will stop you. No, you won't.
1276
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,960
Are you all right?
1277
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:23,120
You can talk, Johnny boy.
1278
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:25,520
Go ahead.
1279
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:29,240
Take it. Mm? Oh...
1280
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:33,600
..that? The missile plans.
1281
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,200
Boring!
1282
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:42,240
I could have got them anywhere.
1283
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:44,640
Sherlock, run!
1284
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,160
HE LAUGHS
Good!
1285
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:50,440
Very good.
1286
01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:54,640
If your sniper pulls that trigger,
Mr Moriarty, then we both go up.

1287
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:58,120
Isn't he sweet? I can see
why you like having him around.
1288
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:01,040
But then, people do get
so sentimental about their pets.
1289
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:02,960
They're so touchingly loyal.
1290
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:04,200
But oops!
1291
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:09,000
You've rather shown
your hand there, Dr Watson.
1292
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:14,880
Gotcha.
1293
01:25:19,480
Westwood. Do
if you don't
Sherlock? To

--> 01:25:25,080
you know what happens
leave me alone,
you?

1294
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,920
Oh, let me guess. I get killed.
1295
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:29,440
Kill you?
1296
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:33,840
No, don't be obvious. I mean,
I'm going to kill you anyway,
some day.
1297
01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:35,720
I don't want to rush it, though.
1298
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,920
I'm saving it up for
something special.
1299
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:43,920
No, no, no, no, no.

If you don't stop prying,


I'll burn you.
1300
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:50,920
I'll burn the heart out of you.
1301
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,680
I have been reliably informed
that I don't have one.
1302
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:57,680
But we both know that's not
quite true.
1303
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:04,960
Well, I'd better be off.
1304
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:08,240
Well, so nice to have had a
proper chat.
1305
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,080
What if I was to shoot you now?
1306
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,400
Right now?
1307
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:15,680
Then you could cherish
the look of surprise on my face.
1308
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,480
Cos I'd be surprised, Sherlock.
1309
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,200
Really, I would.
1310
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:24,840
And just a teensy
bit...disappointed.
1311
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,960
And of course, you wouldn't be able
to cherish it for very long.
1312
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:35,000
Ciao, Sherlock Holmes.

1313
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:41,280
Catch you...later.
1314
01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:45,240
No, you won't!
DOOR CLOSES
1315
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:53,080
All right? Are you all right?
1316
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:57,240
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Sherlock...
1317
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:59,080
Sherlock!
1318
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:02,440
HE GASPS
1319
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,280
Oh, Christ.
1320
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:21,280
Are you OK?
Me? Yeah, fine. I'm fine. Fine.
1321
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:27,720
That, er...thing that you...
that you did,
1322
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:33,240
that, um...you offered to do...
that was, um...good.
1323
01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:38,720
I'm glad no-one saw that. Mm?
1324
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:41,800
You ripping my clothes off
in a darkened swimming pool.
1325
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:42,880
People might talk.
1326
01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:46,720

They do little else.


1327
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:56,800
Oh...
Sorry, boys. I'm so changeable!
1328
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,560
It is a weakness with me,
but to be fair to myself,
1329
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,360
it is my only weakness.
1330
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,200
You can't be allowed to continue.
1331
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:06,800
You just can't.
1332
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:09,360
I would try to convince you,
1333
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:13,240
but everything I have to say
has already crossed your mind.
1334
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,480
Probably my answer has
crossed yours.
1335
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:53,500
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