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GREAT SOCIETY
S E T T I N G
The Place
The RAND Corporation. A government-funded think-tank
headquartered in Santa Monica, California.
The Time
Summer 1966 (though the series would progress forward in
time). The year before the 60's truly exploded. A time -and in California, a place -- witnessing a bizarre
juxtaposition of cultures. The Byrds and The Beverly
Hillbillies. Hippies and hot rods. Cocktail parties and
Cary Grant taking LSD. Of course, this will provide many
great opportunities, not just for stories, but for production
design, wardrobe, soundtrack, etc.
C H A R A C T E R S
Dr. Peter Lang.
Managing Director.
Executive Director.
2.
Helen.
3.
GREAT SOCIETY
4.
KESSLER
All the lucky fuckers who've earned
a spot in the bunker.
MARION
You being among those fuckers.
KESSLER
Darn tootin'. Spent my career
planning World War III. Hell if
I'm going to miss my chance to kick
back and enjoy it.
KIRK
This list was composed in 1955.
Updating the congressmen and so
forth is basically a typing
exercise. However, a small number
of slots have been allocated to,
quote, "persons essential to the
preservation of American culture."
MARION
And how many persons does it take
to preserve an entire culture?
KIRK
According to the Pentagon, six.
May I?
SPOFFORD
5.
SPOFFORD
Richard Rodgers and Oscar
Hammerstein...
DIRECTOR #2
Hammerstein's dead.
KESSLER
Well, Rodgers ain't going in solo.
He can roast outside with Lerner
and Loewe.
SPOFFORD
(back to the list)
Sam Snead... and George Gobel?
KIRK
Good Christ.
SPOFFORD
Gentlemen, this list carries the
distinct funk of the Eisenhower
era. Let's have a more
contemporary list done by Friday.
(gets up to leave)
God forbid we're attacked before
then, eh?
KESSLER
Shit, locked in a bunker with Sam
Snead and George Gobel? The
survivors will envy the dead.
The men CHUCKLE.
Spofford EXITS.
KIRK
Well, who's going to do the list?
Chet? You available?
CHET
What do I know
The last movie
Lillian Gish.
talking.
("DIRECTOR #1")
about pop culture?
I saw starred
And she wasn't
DIRECTOR #3
(thick accent)
Don't look at me. I'm from
Germany.
KIRK
Martin, how about you? I'd say
this qualifies as Political
Science.
MARION
Ugh. I am up to my eyeballs in
Vietnam right now.
(thinks)
(MORE)
6.
MARION (cont'd)
But there is a fellow in my
department who be might be able to
handle it. Dr. Peter Lang?
LANG
7.
KIRK
That's a first for your department.
MARION
I think he's the right guy for the
job, Walt. But you're free to look
for someone else...
Everyone else has left. After a beat, Kirk's SIGH echoes
throughout the large, empty room.
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. BEACH - A LITTLE LATER
A pair of black wingtip shoes WALKS UP to Lang in the sand.
Lang looks up to see Marion SMILING DOWN at him with a file
folder. (The Rand HQ can be seen across the street in the
background.)
Busy?
MARION
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And
MARION
May I put in a vote for Liberace?
Lang shoots him a dubious look.
MARION (cont'd)
Never mind. It's your project.
You make the calls.
8.
LANG
Six spaces... It's tough, Martin.
How can I preserve all of American
culture with just six cots in a
cave somewhere? And what criteria
should I use for this postapocalyptic society? I mean,
Truman Capote probably won't eat
much, but he certainly won't mate
with anybody. And Cassius Clay
would probably be helpful, but
who's he going to fight -- Hubert
Humphrey?
Just then, Kessler APPROACHES with a YOUNG STARLET on his
arm.
Gentlemen.
List?
KESSLER
How goes the Lollipop
MARION
Hello, Herb. Actually, Dr. Lang is
handling that project now. Peter
Lang, I'd like you to meet Dr.
Herbert Kessler. The dean of
America's nuclear strategy.
Lang gets up to SHAKE KESSLER'S HAND.
Ah.
Huh?
LANG
Doctor Doomsday, I presume.
STARLET
(confused, to Kessler)
KESSLER
(with phony modesty)
Oh, that's just something they
called me on the cover of Time
magazine.
STARLET
(impressed, sexily)
Oooh.
KESSLER
You can call me Herb. Say, Lang,
I've got a candidate for your list.
Miss... er, what's your name again,
honey?
STARLET
Darlene Gornik.
KESSLER
Miss Gornik here has played an
important part in American culture.
(MORE)
9.
KESSLER (cont'd)
She had a walk-on role in
"Petticoat Junction" last week.
He WINKS at Lang.
LANG
That's, er, wonderful. We'll
definitely put her into
consideration then.
KESSLER
Much obliged. Now, shall we
adjourn to my office, Miss Gornik?
I can show you some beautiful
photos of South Pacific islands
I've blown up.
Kessler WALKS OFF with the starlet.
MARION
Did you see her on "Petticoat
Junction"?
LANG
That show is a piece of crap. Only
one worth watching is "The Beverly
Hillbillies."
MARION
Now, see, it's that ability to draw
these fine cultural distinctions
that makes you perfect for this
project.
LANG
Hey, every think-tank needs a
yahoo, right? And if it's my lowbrow sensibilities rather than my
sixteen years of college that got
me this assignment, so be it. I'm
grateful, Martin. Thank you. I
know some people have to wait years
for their own project.
MARION
You deserve it, Lang. You bring a
fresh perspective to RAND. And
with everything that's happening in
the world right now, God knows we
need it.
A WAITER brings the check.
card.
MARION (cont'd)
Unfortunately, you'll still have to
operate within the confines of our
bureaucracy. You know this project
requires a security clearance?
10.
LANG
Security clearance?
MARION
Mandatory for anyone dealing with
nuclear secrets. But it's a
formality, really. Just a few
simple questions...
SMASH CUT TO:
CLOSE-UP - GRIM AIR FORCE LIEUTENANT
LIEUTENANT
Have you ever practiced any deviant
sexual behavior?
WIDEN TO REVEAL we're...
INT. RAND - CONFERENCE ROOM - THE NEXT MORNING
Lang sits across the table from TWO STERN AIR FORCE OFFICERS.
There's no one else in the room except a STENOGRAPHER quietly
typing in the corner.
LANG
(taken aback)
Excuse me?
LIEUTENANT
Have you ever practiced any deviant
sexual behavior?
LANG
Not as much as I'd like.
The officers are not amused.
LIEUTENANT
Okay, let's go on to the next
question. Have you ever purchased
or consumed illegal narcotics?
LANG
That's between me and my dealer.
The Lieutenant takes off his glasses and rubs the bridge of
his nose. The other officer (a Captain) leans forward.
CAPTAIN
For half an hour now,
you've been giving us
answers. I was under
impression you wanted
clearance.
Doctor,
these flip
the
this
LANG
Yeah, I do. But these questions
are bullshit.
11.
STENOGRAPHER
I'm sorry, did you say-LANG
"Bullshit." I said these questions
are bull shit.
The stenographer looks confused, then apparently finds the
right keys to type "bullshit" and proceeds.
LANG (CONT'D)
And what I may or may not have
smoked and where I may or may not
have put my cock-(to stenographer)
"Cock." C-O-Got it.
STENOGRAPHER
LANG
-- has absolutely no bearing on my
ability to perform this work.
CAPTAIN
Dr. Lang, I don't know what your
work entails, but I do know it
involves the highest level of
security clearance there is.
Presumably, it has something to do
with nuclear weapons. And if
someone working with nuclear
weapons were to be subject to
blackmail, because of a drug
problem or a sexual indiscretion,
millions of lives could be put at
risk.
LIEUTENANT
We don't ask these questions out of
a prurient interest in your private
life, Doctor. We ask them out a
sincere concern for the safety and
security of 200 million Americans.
As this sinks in, Lang's eyes drift to a PHOTO OF A MUSHROOM
CLOUD on the wall. He gazes at it for a moment, then SIGHS
IN RESIGNATION. Then, a bit embarrassed by his earlier
behavior, Lang sits up straight with A NEWLY COOPERATIVE
DEMEANOR.
LANG
I understand. Ask away.
LIEUTENANT
Have you ever practiced any deviant
sexual behavior?
12.
LANG
Yes.
(beat)
I once slept with two girls at the
same time.
The lieutenant NODS soberly.
LANG (CONT'D)
I assure you it was not un-American
in any way. Actually, it was
rather patriotic. It happened on
the Fourth of July.
Yes.
LIEUTENANT
Anything else?
LANG
Um... are blowjobs considered
deviant?
CAPTAIN
Until 1961 they were.
been revised.
That's since
LANG
Nothing else, then.
LIEUTENANT
Have you ever purchased or consumed
illegal narcotics?
Yes.
LANG
(beat)
I've, uh... Well, at Berkeley, I...
(beat)
Look, is it okay if I just type up
a list and give it to you?
(to stenographer)
Some of them are kind of hard to
spell.
LIEUTENANT
Fine. Are you now, or have you
ever been, a member of the
Communist Party?
LANG
(laughs)
Boy, that's a relic of the McCarthy
era, huh?
Yes, sir.
ask.
LIEUTENANT
But we're required to
13.
LANG
Well, no, I'm not a Communist. I'm
a firm believer in the American
Way. Start at the bottom, work
your way up to the top.
(beat)
Sorry, I just remembered another
deviant sex act I need to ask you
about.
INT. RAND - POLITICAL & SOCIAL SCIENCES DIVISION - MORNING
A bullpen area in a style best described as "1950's Corporate
Drab." In the center of the room are four grey metal desks
occupied by the FOUR YOUNG WOMEN who comprise the secretarial
pool. At the rear is an executive office belonging to Martin
Marion, and around the perimeter are large, beige cubicles
occupied by the Division's ANALYSTS.
ONE OF THE CUBICLES is not like the others. It's sloppy,
piled high with books, newspapers and magazines (including
"Esquire", "Down Beat" and "Mad"), as well as old Coke
bottles, Frito bags, etc. This is...
LANG'S CUBICLE
Right now, Dr. Lang leans back in his chair, pondering a
CHALKBOARD on the wall in front of him.
On it are MORE THAN 100 NAMES, a catalog of 60's cultural
heroes running the gamut from Woody Guthrie to Malcolm X.
MARTIN MARION
enters the bullpen and heads toward his office with his hat,
briefcase, and bagged lunch. But he stops when he SEES LANG.
MARION
Gracious. This is the first time
I've seen you here before noon.
LANG
Hey, I can get up early when
there's something important to do.
Like save American culture or get
my car back from the impound.
MARION
(re: chalkboard)
Quite a list you've assembled
there.
LANG
Yeah, gotta narrow it down some.
Then comes the hard part.
Contacting these people,
interviewing them, and deciding
who's going to live or die.
14.
MARION
Friday, by five o'clock, please.
Banana?
He offers Lang a banana from his bag. Lang defers and Marion
CROSSES AWAY. A secretary, HELEN, approaches with a large
stack of file folders and magazine clippings.
HELEN
Dr. Lang, here's all the material I
could pull on...
(stumbling on some of the
names)
Andy Warhol, Vladimir Nabokov, Bob
Dylan, Marshall McLuhan, Jack
Kerouac, and Lenny Bruce. And I've
gotten telephone numbers for Norman
Mailer, Allen Ginsburg, and
Alexander Calder. But I'm having
trouble finding any contact
information for J.D. Salinger.
LANG
(beat)
Eh, he lives in the woods.
probably survive anyway.
He'll
HELEN
Now, as for this "Man Ray", I
assume this is a typo-WALTER KIRK enters the bullpen. One of the secretaries looks
surprised, STOPS TYPING, and reaches for her intercom.
SECRETARY
Mr. Kirk! I'll tell Dr. Marion
you're here.
KIRK
No, no. This is a personal call.
Actually looking for a Dr. Peter
Lang.
Spotting Lang's name on the cubicle, he WALKS UP.
HELEN
Mr. Kirk, here, please, have a
seat.
She clears a pizza box, a tennis shoe, a deflated beach ball,
and a Ouija board off of Lang's guest chair so that Kirk can
sit down. Then she CROSSES AWAY.
In Kirk's speech, we can hear the uncomfortable strain of a
huge hardass trying to sound friendly.
KIRK
(shaking Lang's hand)
Walt Kirk, Managing Director.
(MORE)
15.
KIRK (cont'd)
(beat)
So, Pete... How's it going?
LANG
Well, I'm-KIRK
Listen, Pete, I know this is your
project. And under RAND protocol,
you call the shots. That said, I
got a jingle this morning from an
old friend -- Dick Nixon. Former
Vice-President Dick Nixon? And
Dick would consider it a personal
favor if you'd include Jackie
Gleason on your list.
A BEAT OF SILENCE as this statement hangs in the air.
looks pained, but tries to be diplomatic.
Lang
LANG
The entertainer? Jackie Gleason?
(off Kirk's nod)
Hmmm. Well, I'd say, given the
small number of slots available...
that, perhaps, a slightly, er, more
"substantial" contribution to the
culture might be required to-KIRK
Sure. I'll just tell Dick that
some pointy-headed Berkeley snob
says his judgement's worth shit,
and that he and his friends can go
jump in a fucking lake.
Kirk gets up, SEETHING, and walks off. But not before
NOTICING ALL THE NAMES on the chalkboard. He points to the
name "JOHN LENNON" and smirks.
KIRK (cont'd)
Bunker's for American citizens
only, "Pete."
Kirk LEAVES.
LANG
Gleason hasn't been funny since
'56, "Walt".
Lang gets up, SIGHS, and erases "JOHN LENNON" from the board.
Then the other Beatles. Then "SAMUEL BECKETT" and "MARSHALL
McLUHAN" and "GRAHAM GREENE" and so on and so on...
DISSOLVE TO:
16.
Kessler
KESSLER
Got something for you.
17.
LANG
HELEN (O.S.)
A meeting. For you to purchase
your marijuana.
(beat)
If you're busy, I can run down to
the beach and buy it for you.
Lang peers out of his cubicle to see Helen SMILING EAGERLY.
LANG
Er, no thank you, Helen.
later.
Maybe
Lang GRABS HIS LEGAL PAD and looks at the next name. Then,
he picks up the (rotary) telephone and DIALS. After several
rings...
OLD WOMAN (V.O. ON PHONE)
Guthrie residence.
LANG
Hello. May I speak to Woody
please?
OLD WOMAN (V.O. ON PHONE)
He's out in the shed. Just a
minute...
While Lang is waiting, the PHONE RINGS at Helen's desk.
HELEN
Political and Social Sciences.
(beat)
Collect, from Berkeley, California?
Yes, we'll accept.
(beat)
(MORE)
18.
HELEN (cont'd)
I'm sorry, Miss. Dr. Lang is on
the other line right now.
I'll take
LANG
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19.
LANG (cont'd)
Listen, just lay low, and I'll be
up there tonight.
ANGELA
(beat)
You better bring my fucking Judy
Collins record.
CUT TO:
OVERHEAD SHOT - 101 FREEWAY - AFTERNOON
Lang's beat-up Volkswagen Beetle ZOOMS past a sign reading
"SAN FRANCISCO - 340 MILES."
RADIO DEEJAY (v.o.)
...raid on a Viet Cong stronghold
in Quang Ngai province. Fifteen
casualties were reported.
(beat)
Speaking of raids, gang, how 'bout
the latest from Paul Revere and the
Raaaaiders?
"HUNGRY" by Paul Revere and the Raiders KICKS IN as Lang's
car speeds out of frame.
EST. SHOT - BERKELEY, 1966 - NIGHT
INT. ANGELA'S APARTMENT - THAT MOMENT
A SMALL, CLUTTERED APARTMENT with several overstuffed
bookshelves, typical of graduate students. On the walls are
a North Vietnamese flag, a portrait of Ho Chi Minh, and
assorted anti-war posters.
We hear the DOOR UNLOCK, and ANGELA LEADS LANG INSIDE.
LANG
...what those Air Force guys were
looking for. You didn't say
anything to them, did you?
ANGELA
Oh, sure. I invited them up for
tea and we traded recipes for
napalm.
(beat)
Of course I didn't fucking say
anything to them! I waited outside
until they left! The only one who
talked to them was Zager.
"Zager"?
LANG
20.
ZAGER
Oh, hey, baby...
ANGELA
Those Air Force goons.
they want?
What did
ZAGER
They wanted to know everything I
knew about Dr. Peter Lang. So I
told 'em the truth. I don't know
jack shit about Dr. Peter Lang.
Never heard of him.
LANG
Yet you have no qualms about
wearing his old underwear.
Zager looks down at his jockey shorts, confused.
What?
ZAGER
LANG
Never mind. You can keep them.
Lang SHUTS THE DOOR on Zager.
LANG (cont'd)
Well, doesn't sound like they got
anything on me.
ANGELA
(disdainful)
Typical. You're more concerned
about preserving your pathetic
Establishment credentials than
about--
21.
LANG
Look, we don't need to replay the
entire break-up, okay? It's over.
There's just one thing left we need
to take care of.
SMASH CUT TO:
INT. ANGELA'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - A LITTLE LATER
Lang and Angela sit on the floor in front of the stereo,
DIVIDING UP THEIR RECORD COLLECTION.
LANG
Well, the Judy Collins is yours,
obviously.
ANGELA
Ornette Coleman is yours. You
know, I have enough trouble with
the FBI and the pigs up here
without you embroiling me in
whatever sinister shit you're up to
now.
LANG
Herman's Hermits, that's mine. I
am not involved in any "sinister
shit".
ANGELA
Yes you are. RAND is one of the
biggest cogs in the war machine. A
war that -- don't you touch that
Supremes album, fucker -- A war
that, at one time, you were
committed to ending. Remember the
rallies? The meetings? Or was
that all just an act to get me into
the sack? Roy Orbison's yours.
LANG
(smiles wistfully)
Would've done just about anything
to get you into the sack. But no,
I -- "Rubber Soul" and "Hard Day's
Night" are yours, "Help!" and
"Beatles '65" are mine -- I did
believe in ending the War. And I
still do. I just got real.
ANGELA
And shaved your beard and put on a
tie and turned the sexy radical I
fell in love with into some junior
Dr. Strangelove. Why?
22.
LANG
Because if you want to change the
world, Angela, that's how you have
to do it. Nobody cares about a
bunch of long-haired nineteen yearolds shouting in the streets. They
can't even vote! Whether you like
it or not, the future of this
country is determined by middleaged white men in smoke-filled
conference rooms. And it always
will be. So, instead of putting up
an utterly futile fight against
those men, I joined them.
(beat)
Whose Dylan album is this?
He holds up "The Times They Are A-Changin'".
ANGELA
Both of ours. That was the first
record we ever bought together.
LANG
Right.
(beat)
I'm on the inside now, Angela. And
I plan to use every scrap of power
I can get to shape this country
into the place you and I wanted it
to be.
ANGELA
(skeptical)
Really. And what have you done so
far?
Having no good answer for this, Lang sits in UNCOMFORTABLE
SILENCE. His gaze drifts down to THE FACE OF BOB DYLAN.
CUT TO:
INT. POLITICAL & SOCIAL SCIENCES DIVISION - THE NEXT MORNING
Lang ENTERS, carrying the Dylan record, and walks past Helen.
LANG
Morning, Helen. Have we gotten
through to Bob Dylan yet?
HELEN
No, Doctor. A young man at his
office assured me he'd pass on the
message, but I don't trust him. He
seemed homosexual.
LANG
Uh... well, you keep trying. It's
important. How about Lenny Bruce?
23.
HELEN
Nothing yet, sir. But you do have
some messages from yesterday
afternoon...
She follows Lang to his cubicle, reading from A STACK OF
PHONE SLIPS.
HELEN (cont'd)
At 3:12 p.m., Allan Ginsburg
called. His message was "I want
nothing to do with RAND or its
cadre of war-mongering pseudointellectual military-industrial
star-spangled mass-murdering--"
(holds up multiple slips)
Well, he went on for several
minutes. Do you -LANG
That's okay, I get the idea... Did
he even know why we were calling?
HELEN
All I tell them is that I'm calling
for Dr. Peter Lang of the RAND
Corporation. This project is top
secret, isn't it?
Yeah...
LANG
LANG
24.
HELEN
And between 4:30 and 6:45 p.m., we
received essentially identical
messages from Norman Mailer,
Malcolm X, Henry Miller, Andy
Warhol, and Ray Bradbury's wife.
Apparently, he doesn't like to use
the telephone.
LANG
I'm sorry you had to be subjected
to all that abuse, Helen.
HELEN
That's all right, Doctor.
directed at you.
It was
LANG
Helen?
Hello?
Dr. Lang!
...Yes?
LANG (cont'd)
VOICE (V.O. ON PHONE)
LANG
25.
LANG
Actually, I do.
26.
27.
Buddy WINKS.
28.
BUDDY EBSEN
Fella from the RAND Corporation my
agent sent over.
MAX BAER
God, I wish I had your agent.
EXT. APARTMENT COMPLEX - FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
Lang's VW SCREECHES TO A HALT out front.
INT. LANG'S APARTMENT - A MOMENT LATER
Lang ENTERS to find the Air Force LIEUTENANT and CAPTAIN in
his apartment, along with a significantly more sinister
COLONEL. The place has been RANSACKED.
The Lieutenant is closing up his briefcase, and it looks like
they were getting ready to leave.
LANG
What are you doing here?! Get the
hell out of my apartment!!
The Colonel signals to the others, who follow him toward the
door.
COLONEL
Don't act so surprised, Doctor.
You know why we were here.
LANG
I don't see what gives you the
right to-CAPTAIN
You could make this a whole lot
easier on yourself, son. All it
takes is two words...
Bob.
LIEUTENANT
Hope.
What?!
LANG
COLONEL
Put him back on the goddam list.
LANG
(outraged)
No!! Fuck you!
29.
COLONEL
He's done a whole helluva lot more
for this nation than punks like
you.
LANG
(beat)
Shouldn't you be in Vietnam?
The colonel GRUMBLES and slams the door. Lang flops down on
his couch, exhausted, and surveys the damage.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. APARTMENT COMPLEX - THE NEXT MORNING
Lang COMES OUT the door, looking haggard. He bends over and
picks up his Los Angeles Herald-Tribune. Near the bottom of
page one is a small article with the headline "COMEDIAN LENNY
BRUCE DEAD OF DRUG OVERDOSE."
Aw, shit!
LANG
He tosses the paper in the bushes and WALKS TOWARD HIS CAR.
Across the street, TWO THUGS in dark suits get out of a
Cadillac and HEAD HIM OFF.
You Lang?
Yeah...
THUG #1
LANG
THUG #2
Your list. Tear it up.
the new one.
This is
30.
Helen RUNS
31.
HELEN
Doctor, I, I don't know what's
going on, but-(gasp)
Oh my goodness, look at your eye!
I'll get some ice. But you should
know that this morning, some men
came, and they-- well, they-Lang steps into...
HIS CUBICLE
...to see that it's COMPLETELY EMPTY. The chalkboard is
gone, too. The only thing remaining is his telephone, which
sits in the middle of the floor.
Lang just stands there, staring in DUMBSTRUCK FURY.
HELEN
I, I did manage to save this...
She holds up his Dylan album, smiling weakly. After a long
beat of silence, the TELEPHONE RINGS. Lang picks it up.
FAMOUS VOICE (V.O. ON PHONE)
Yeah, this is Bob Hope. What's
this I hear about you pickin' Norm
Crosby? He's a Jew, y'know. I
don't know what kinda half-assed
future you're plannin' for us, kid,
but I don't like it. You and your
long-haired-LANG
(freaking out)
EEEYAAAAGH!!!
In a tremendous explosion of pent-up rage, Lang HURLS THE
PHONE through a plate glass window, SHATTERING IT.
For several seconds, the only sound is SEAGULLS IN THE
DISTANCE. Then...
Dr. Lang?
32.
SPOFFORD
We'll send you the bill for the
window. Have a seat, please.
Lang SITS DOWN in a leather wingback guest chair. Amidst the
stateliness of the office, Lang -- with his black eye, shaggy
sideburns, and rumpled suit -- looks positively
insignificant.
LANG
...Sir, I think I should apolo-SPOFFORD
As you've no doubt guessed, there's
been some difficulty with your
security clearance.
Spofford gets up from his desk, walks over to Lang, and DROPS
A THICK FILE FOLDER on his lap. Stamped on the front in red
is the word "REJECTED."
Go ahead.
SPOFFORD (cont'd)
Take a look.
Lang opens the file. On top is a BLACK & WHITE PHOTO of Lang
(with beard and longer hair) at a Berkeley anti-war rally
with Angela.
He SIGHS, then flips through the rest of the file. It
contains PHOTO AFTER PHOTO of the two of them at marches,
meetings, sit-ins, and so on.
SPOFFORD (cont'd)
They might have been willing to
overlook the drugs, the sex, but
when you start questioning war...
Well, that's their raison d'etre.
LANG
To be honest, sir, I-SPOFFORD
Doesn't bother me, particularly.
You're entitled to your opinion.
And God knows, we'd never get
anywhere around here if we didn't
use men with questionable pasts.
Have you ever visited our Rocket
Science Division?
LANG
There do seem to be a number of--
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SPOFFORD
A man down there actually called me
"Fuhrer" the other day!
(beat)
There is one matter I must ask you
about. Rather serious. I'm told
you lied during your interview.
LANG
I didn't really ever "lie", I just-SPOFFORD
Oh, you lied.
I did?
LANG
SPOFFORD
Yes. You said you weren't a member
of the Communist Party.
LANG
(genuinely baffled)
But I'm not-- I never-Spofford reaches over to his desk and picks up a glassine
"evidence" envelope. He takes out a SMALL CARD and shows it
to Lang.
SPOFFORD
"The North Vietnamese People's
Revolutionary Party. Berkeley,
California, Chapter." Membership
card signed by Dr. Peter Lang,
March 12, 1965. Care to explain?
A look of recognition and regret comes across Lang's face.
He'd clearly forgotten about this. Now, he struggles to find
the right words to answer Spofford.
LANG
I did sign that card, sir. But it
was under circumstances that...
There was an emotional component
to...
(deep breath, then)
To be blunt, I signed it to get a
girl into the sack.
SPOFFORD
(beat)
Did it work?
LANG
Yes... But then I fell in love with
her.
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SPOFFORD
The gentlemanly thing to do. So,
you're not here to plot the violent
overthrow of the U.S. Government?
LANG
No. Though I wouldn't mind
changing a few things.
SPOFFORD
Good. Because we don't make any
money if we keep things the same,
now do we?
Spofford slips the card into the folder and takes it from
Lang. He grabs a fountain pen, scratches out "REJECTED", and
writes "APP'D -- E.E.S." He tosses the folder into his "OUT"
box and sits back down at his desk.
Lang is surprised, pleased, and somewhat awed.
SPOFFORD (cont'd)
Now, as for this "Lollipop List",
please have it in by tomorrow.
He slides SIX LARGE MANILA ENVELOPES across the desk to Lang.
SPOFFORD (cont'd)
These envelopes contain medical
questionnaires, secrecy affidavits,
and instructions on who to call and
where to report in the event of
nuclear attack. They are to be
given to your six choices by 5:00
p.m.
LANG
About that, sir. I've been having
a little trouble compiling-SPOFFORD
Oh, for Pete's sake. This isn't
the world's most difficult
assignment. Just pick six people
who, in your mind, best represent
American culture. Use whatever
criteria you like.
Yessir.
LANG
SPOFFORD
Let's be done with this, eh? There
are other projects I'd like your
input on.
Lang SMILES, nods, and picks up the envelopes.
EST. SHOT - COLUMBIA RECORDS - LATER THAT MORNING
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Yes?
ASSISTANT #1 ("GRAHAM")
(snippy)
LANG
I've been waiting for over an hour.
I was told Mr. Dylan was in today,
and that I might be able to see
him?
GRAHAM
Who told you that?
LANG
The guy who was at that desk
before. With the beard, and the
vest?
GRAHAM
A vest? Yuck. I don't know who
that would be. And who do you
represent?
LANG
I'm from the RAND Corporation.
GRAHAM
The photocopier company? Mr. Dylan
does not meet with salesmen.
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LANG
No, it's a private operations
research corporation, a think-tank,
affiliated with the Air Force.
The assistants LOOK AT LANG like he is from Mars.
ASSISTANT #2 ("SUZIE")
Are you sure you're not looking for
Bob Hope's office?
LANG
No! I need to speak to Bob Dylan
personally about a top secret
matter. Frankly, it involves life
and death.
GRAHAM
I'll see what I can do.
He crosses to his desk and SITS DOWN. Then, he just STARTS
LEAFING CASUALLY through a copy of the "L.A. Free Press".
GRAHAM (cont'd)
(to another assistant)
Oh. My. God. Guess who's playing
the Whisky next week? The Troggs!
Lang ROLLS HIS EYES.
DISSOLVE TO:
SIX HOURS LATER
Lang is the only person in the outer office except for a
JANITOR vacuuming the carpet. Looking tired and frustrated,
Lang kills time by perusing the contents of one of the manila
envelopes. He GLANCES AT HIS WATCH.
Just then, Suzie comes out of Dylan's office with some
papers.
LANG
Hey, can you give me some idea of
when I'm going to get to see Mr.
Dylan? 'Cause I've been here all
day and-SUZIE
Oh, didn't somebody tell you?
Bob's gone.
What?!
LANG
Lang darts past Suzie and THROWS OPEN the door to the inner
office. It is indeed empty. (And there's a second exit.)
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SUZIE
Um, excuse me? That's a private-LANG
Shit!! Do you have any fucking
idea how important this is?! If I
don't see Bob Dylan by-SUZIE
Mister, I don't know who you think
you are, but get off your ego trip,
okay? You're just some weird old
guy in a suit from the Air Force or
something, and that is not Bob's
bag. Last time I looked, he was
against the war, and I'm pretty
sure he doesn't want to talk to one
of LBJ's buzz-cut baby-killers
today. Or ever.
Lang is so INSULTED and so ENRAGED by this that he doesn't
even know where to begin. He just stands there, STUNNED.
SUZIE (cont'd)
Look, if you need to give him that
envelope, just leave it with me,
okay?
Lang THINKS FOR A BEAT. Then he picks up his briefcase,
fumbles around inside it for a moment, and HANDS HER THE
ENVELOPE.
Here.
LANG
Should be self-explanatory.
MARION
Well... the Lollipop List.
five hours early, no less.
And
LANG
Actually, I finished last night.
But then this morning, I overslept.
So it evens out.
MARION
The carbons?
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LANG
Already on their way to Washington.
So if the world ends this weekend,
we can relax.
Marion gets up to put the list in his wall safe.
unlocks it, he SCANS THE NAMES.
As he
MARION
Hmmm. Never heard of any of these
people. Well, perhaps one...
(places it inside)
So, are you happy with your six
choices?
Very.
LANG
CUT TO:
The
STAGEHAND
Courier brought this for you,
Buddy.
(beat)
Brought 'em for the rest of the
cast, too.
He sets an envelope on EACH OF THE OTHER FIVE CHAIRS -"IRENE RYAN - Granny", "MAX BAER - Jethro", "DONNA DOUGLAS Elly May", "RAYMOND BAILEY - Mr. Drysdale" and "NANCY KULP Miss Hathaway".
Offscreen, we hear Buddy TEARING OPEN his envelope, and
then...
BUDDY EBSEN (O.S.)
Wellll, doggies!
FADE OUT.
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THE END