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BE CAREFUL OF
A SHORT TIME LATER…
THE BARGAINS YOU MAKE! By the early 7th century, the invaders have settled down, converted
Vortigern's hired thugs to Christianity, and modeled themselves after a remembered Roman
like the country so much
that after they fight off the culture. They call themselves, more or less interchangeably, by the
Picts, they decide to names of the two dominant tribes, the Angles and the Saxons.
invade it themselves.
Within a hundred years, They call their language Engelisc, and here's approximately what it
they basically run the
place, and the Celtic looked and sounded like, ca. 750 CE.
cultures, long abandoned
by Rome, are pushed
back to what we now call
Scotland, Ireland, and
Wales.
Source: David Crystal, The Cambridge Encyclopedia of the English Language (1995: 1)
DISTANT EVENTS. VERY MUCH ALIVE. DISTANT EVENTS. VERY MUCH ALIVE.
When two languages are in prolonged contact, they tend to simplify Centuries of invasion and co-habitation left English more
over time to a greater degree than languages in isolation. open to foreign influences than its more isolated
English lost a huge amount of grammatical complexity in the centuries counterparts
following the Scandinavian and Norman invasions. A simple phrase like
‘the stone’ would have had any of the following forms in the 8th century, More than half of modern English vocabulary consists of
d
depending
di on iits position
i i iin a sentence: se stan, thaes
h stanes, tham
h words imported from other languages in the past 1500 years.
years
stane. Most significantly:
Each wave brought a mass importation of words from the invaders’ Latin!
language:
From the Scandinavians: they, are, egg, ill, skin
French!
From the Normans: dine, beef, government, courtesy
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What You Already Sorta Know What You Already Sorta Know
Look at this list of words. Going just on the sounds suggested Look at this list of words. Going just on the sounds suggested
by the letters you see, which of them are English? by the letters you see, which of them are English?
bilk iblk libk kilb bilk iblk libk kilb
bikl ibkl likb kibl bikl ibkl likb kibl
bkil ilbk lbik kbli bkil ilbk lbik kbli
bkli ilkb lbki kbil bkli ilkb lbki kbil
blik ilkb lkbi klib blik ilkb lkbi klib
blki iklb lkib kbli blki iklb lkib kbli
What You Already Sorta Know What You Already Sorta Know
Now look at the list again.Which of them could be English? Now look at the list again.Which of them could be English?
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Now look at the list again.Which of them could be English? •Put your fingers or a thin piece of paper up close to your lips.
•Now say these words, slowly and with a little emphasis:
bilk iblk libk kilb •T a k e
bikl ibkl likb kibl •S t e a k
bkil ilbk lbik kbli •You should feel or see a puff of air after the sound cued by the
letter T in take but not as much in steak.
bkli ilkb lbki kbil
•Try other pairs: pair-spare, Pam-Spam, kin-skin, kit-skit
blik ilkb lkbi klib •If you’re a native speaker of English, you’ve been getting this
Blki iklb lkib kbli right with almost 100% predictability every day since you were
I could give you millions of random combinations of sounds, and about five years old.
as a native speaker, you would know, with a level of certainty
approaching 100%, which of them are potential English words.
What You Already Sorta Know What You Already Sorta Know
•Put a finger directly under your nostrils and then say these •Suppose I teach you a new word, blim, which means to
words very slowly: touch your elbows together. How would I say I did this
•S e e d yesterday?
•S e e n •I blimmed.
•You
Y should
h ld feel
f l warm, moist
i t air
i on your finger
fi when
h you hit •Suppose
S I teach
h you a new word,
d skrid,
k d which
hi h means a
the vowel sound in seen but not in seed. piece of hardened belly button lint. How would I tell
•Congratulations! You just manipulated your velum. you I have two of them?
•Your velum: A fleshy muscle in the middle of your head •Skrids.
between your oral and nasal cavities. When it’s relaxed, air
•How do you know how to say blimmed and skrids if
comes out of your nose. When it’s flexed, the air only comes
out of your mouth. you’d never heard these words before? Why not blum
•If you’re a native speaker of English, you’ve been doing this
and skridden?
with almost 100% accuracy since you were about five years old.
What You Already Sorta Know What You Already Sorta Know
Maybe you recall this Not long after Why
book, which explored Cats Paint, there was
the instinct some this …
common house cats
have to dip their
paws in paint and go
wild …
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Why is this funny? •Itdoesn’t have to be this way!
•Because everyone knows •Consider Latin, commonly spoken from about 500
that now it’s the cats that BCE to about 500 CE, the parent language of present-
are being painted, and day Portugese, Spanish, French, Catalan, Italian, and
Romanian (but not English!)
we’re not used to that sort
•All of these sentences mean ‘Marc
Marc loves Anna.’
Anna.
off thing
thi happening
h i to
t live
li
animals. •Marcusamat Annam.
•All that just from flipping •Marcus Annam amat.
two words around? •Amat Marcus Annam.
Cats Paint Paint Cats •Amat Annam Marcus.
•Annam amat Marcus.
•Annam Marcus amat.
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But what if the relationship is different? What if it’s But what if the relationship is different? What if it’s
Anna who loves Marc? Anna who loves Marc?
‘Marc loves Anna’ ‘Anna loves Marc’ ‘Marc loves Anna’ ‘Anna loves Marc’
Marcus amat Annam. Marcum amat Anna. Marcus amat Annam. Marcum amat Anna.
M
Marcus Annam
A amat.
t M
Marcum Anna
A amat.
t M
Marcus A
Annam amat.
t M
Marcum A
Anna amat.
t
Amat Marcus Annam. Amat Marcum Anna. Amat Marcus Annam. Amat Marcum Anna.
Amat Annam Marcus. Anna asinus Marcum. Amat Annam Marcus . Anna asinus Marcum.
Annam amat Marcus. Anna amat Marcum. Annam amat Marcus . Anna amat Marcum.
Annam Marcus amat. Anna Marcum amat. Annam Marcus amat. Anna Marcum amat.
So in Latin, the shape of a word – and not its So in Latin, the shape of a word – and not its
position – tells you who’s doing what to position – tells you who’s doing what to
whom… whom…
What You Already Sorta Know What You Already Sorta Know
Why doesn't English work this way? Look at these sentences…
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People often criticize redundancy in other people’s speech People often criticize redundancy in other people’s speech
and writing – usage like irregardless or continue on… and writing – usage like irregardless or continue on…
But the truth is, language is filled with necessary But the truth is, language is filled with necessary
redundancy. redundancy.
Try to read the sentence I’m
I m about to flash on the
Y DS TXTNG WRK? IT SMS LK U CAN TK OUT HLF THE
screen…
LTRS IN A SNTNS & STL B UNDRSTD MST OF THE TM. SO
Y WRT THEM AT ALL?
John and Mary tried convince Mark
Spoiler: What you see here has much in common with a that should leave, but Mark said
number of the world’s major writing systems, including Arabic
and Hebrew.
couldn't.
What You Already Sorta Know What You Don’t Know You Know
People often criticize redundancy in other people’s speech Just like you can identify words you've never heard as
and writing – usage like irregardless or continue on… either consistent or not consistent with the English
language, you can do the same for sentences you've
But the truth is, language is filled with necessary never heard ... and probably never will again.
redundancy.
* = This is not English
Your brain filled in words that weren’t there… ?? = This is weird English
WARNING:
John and Mary tried to convince Mark For linguists, dirty words are just words. I’m going
that he should leave, but Mark said he to show you a bunch of them now to illustrate
couldn't. something important.
What You Don’t Know You Know What You Don’t Know You Know
Here are some patterns you’ll hear often in non-native speech,
especially from speakers of Germanic and Slavic languages.
Screw you!
•Sorry, I can't talk now. *I drive.
Go screw yourself!
• I'm driving.
g
Y go screw yourself!
You lf! •I understand a little Russian. *I've taken a class last year.
• I took a class last year.
•I’ll drop by your place on the way home. *I'm there at five.
*Go screw you.
• I'll be there at five.
*You go screw you! •*Sorry I didn't answer the phone! *I went to the bathroom
when you called.
• I was going to the bathroom
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If you had to right now, could you explain any of these patterns in
Native speakers of English apply all sorts of rules to compress clear, consistent, and context-independent ways?
casual speech, but they're sensitive to context in ways that Probably not yet, despite the fact that as a native speaker, you get
people would be hard-pressed to explain: them right virtually 100% of the time.
I'm going to go shopping. I'm gonna go shopping. Understanding the systems at play in all these examples is going to
I'm going to a party. *I'm gonna a party. b a diffi
be difficultl game off abstract
b concepts andd structures. B
But iin
principle, you won’t be learning anything you don’t already know.
I've got to get going. I gotta get going.
You acquired all of this, your knowledge of the complex, interacting
I've got two tickets. *I gotta tickets. systems of your native language, in roughly the first five years of
I should have slept in. I shoulda slept in. your life. And you did it without formal instruction or the kind of
I should have breakfast. *I shoulda breakfast. training in linguistic analysis you’re going to receive in this course.
How amazing is that?
What Is This Course Good For? What Is This Course Good For?
Understanding how language works at a deep level can help
you become a better citizen and neighbor.
Okay. Does the world really need more people schooled in People often decry variation and change in language as sure
linguistic analysis? signs of chaos and decay.
Maybe, maybe not. But understanding how language works at Linguists understand that variation and change in language
a deep level will nourish your understanding of what it means just are – they are neither intrinsically good or intrinsically bad.
to be human. What matters is how we act towards one another.
another
Centuries ago, many African-American varieties of English adopted a
Hint: It’s all language. version of the word ask that puts the two consonants in a different
Every other characteristic we've thought of as distinguishing us order, ax.
from other beasts has fallen by the wayside in recent decades. In formal and informal studies, property owners screening potential
renters over the phone have been observed steering conversations
Other primates can use tools, scheme, lie, and learn sign language. in such a way as to get applicants to use that word. When the ax
Birds have regional accents. Dogs can do basic math. Smart birds pronunciation comes out, renters are disproportionately told that
can reason abstractly. Only humans have language. properties are no longer available or have become more expensive.
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