30.
Hillary DePiano
(Most of the crowd begins to crawl and claw all over each other
to get to the keg / game board with the exception of the royalty
and advisors who laugh heartily at this. Even LEANDRO and
CLARICE cannot help but chuckle. TARTAGLIA is still stoic but
has succeeded in freeing himself from his binds by this point. Most
of the people are now lying in a drunken pile on top of the keg [or
twisted uncomfortably on the game board] and TRUFFALDINO
has begun to throw them off one by one. On the bottom of the
pile is MORGANA trying to protect herself from the onslaught.
TRUFEFALDINO instantly recognizes her and lets out a shout that
‘makes everyone else gasp and step back.)
Who let you in here, you old Wi-atch?
FATA MORGANA. Fool. Mind your own business. You know you
are no match for Fata Morgana. (Chord.)
TRUFFALDINO. You don't belong here. You're up to no good I know
that much,
(FATA MORGANA pushes him. He stands shocked for a minute
then he pushes her back. She slaps him. He goes to slap her but she
ducks, and when he turns to look at the crowd and lifts his arms in
confusion, he hits her accidentally. She stomps on his foot. He hops
around in pain. She goes to slap him and TRUFEALDINO ducks
and avoids getting slapped. Everyone else on stage, however, reacts
as if they were slapped. MORGANA, remembering that she has
magic after all, begins to power up for a big zap. Everyone on stage
cowers and ducks to avoid the gruesome scene except the NAR-
RATOR and TARTAGLIA. As MORGANA gets a running head
start, the NARRATOR trips her and she falls forward, bounces
off the cowering TRUFEALDINO and flips over revealing her
Knickers and striped stockings ala Wizard of Oz. The rest of the
crowd looks up only in time to see her on the ground and TRUF-
FALDINO looking down at her and begins applauding and hailing
him as the hero. The NARRATOR begins fo shush everyone and
soon the only sound is that of TARTAGLIA who has been laugh-
ing hysterically since she fell over. Everyone in the court begins to
celebrate anew with the exception of LEANDRO, BRIGHELLA,
and CLARICE who begin to sneak off SMERALDINA goes to
help a fuming MORGANA up.)
KING. My dear Truffaldino, you have saved my son! You get the
prize!
(He hands him the large sack of gold. General rejoicing and ap-
plause on stage.)