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NICK ZAGONE
[At lights up a MAN stands waiting for a woman sitting at her desk. She cries
while typing on her computer. She sees the man waiting. He waves. She cleans up
and takes the CLOSED sign off her desk.]
WOMAN: Can I help you?
MAN: Yes you can! I just moved here from out of state and I need a new drivers
license and registration.
WOMAN: All right. Any tickets in the last four years?
MAN: No
WOMAN: Any arrests?
MAN: Nope.
WOMAN: Warrants?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Convictions?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Single?
MAN: What?
WOMAN: Marital status. Single?
MAN: Yes, howd you?
WOMAN: No ring. Divorced or Gay?
MAN: What?
WOMAN: Its a new Gallup survey. Divorced or Gay?
MAN: Is it my registration?
WOMAN: [Nodding.] Your walkin papers. This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
MAN: [Signing registration.] You dont know that. I dont even think I can go on.
WOMAN: Youll be back. Next year, and the year after, and the year after thatMAN: I have no regrets.
WOMAN: As long as men and women need cars, people like us will go on loving
each other.
MAN: Good-bye.
[He exits. Shes crying. A beat. ANOTHER WOMAN enters and stands waiting.]
WOMAN: [Getting herself together.] Can I help you?
ANOTHER WOMAN: Yes you can. I moved here from out of state and I need a
new license and registration.
WOMAN: Any tickets in the last four years?
ANOTHER WOMAN: No.
WOMAN: Any arrests?
ANOTHER WOMAN: No.
WOMAN: Warrants?
ANOTHER WOMAN: No.
WOMAN: Convictions?
ANOTHER WOMAN: No.
[A beat. WOMAN smiles, then takes a deep breath.]
WOMAN: Married or single?
BLACKOUT