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Would you care to explain to me why two attorneys are out cavorting with a prost
itute?
You also seem like a hypochondriac.
Jason Binder: I told you - my mother.
Lori Colson: Mothers tend to come off as biased.
Someone just seems a little overeager to rekindle the flame with Alan Shore.
: This is a child who wouldn t slap a mosquito. He would shoo it away. He couldn t b
ring Shore:
Alan
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m you were in search of, it would,
in fact, be none of your business. To put your mind at rest, Tara appears not to
have intentions. I do. In fact, just yesterday I was suggesting to her that we
engage in a sexual act in her office, but her impenetrable sense of decorum unf
ortunately prevented us from engaging.
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I suppose black and white makes us all look a bit like Moe Howard.
Alan Shore: And I her. As you know, in college not a day went by that I didn t lon
g to sleep with you. I hope I m
not being inappropriate.
Jack Fleming: As a matter of fact, you are.
Alan Shore: Then my apologies. When you spoke about truth a moment ago, I guess
I mistook that as a preference for full disclosure.
That copacetic on your end?
Paul Lewiston: I understand you provided representation to Jack Fleming after al
l, contrary to my explicit instructions.
Alan Shore: I did. But please understand, ordinarily, I place great value on all
thing explicit.
Sally Heep: Let me ask you a question. A manufacturer of toasters should anticip
ate that their written safety instructions will be ignored to the extent that th
ey re counterintuitive and should plan for that contingency, right?
Denny Crane: In an ideal world.
Paul Lewiston is outside the office, watching as Lori Colson continues to speak.
Her words are inaudible, but whatever she is saying has a devastating effect, a
s Richard sinks into a chair with hishand to his head. Paul walks away.
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Step back, please. My client doesn t consent to this procedure. And if
you ignore his wishes, I m afraid the consequences could be significant for this h
ospital, and you personally.
: You re doing what your client wants within the bounds of the law. End of inquiry
.
Taking blood is a minor intrusion. This is a surgery under general anesthesia w
here there are tangible, foreseeable risks. Cardiac arrest, hypocapnea, hypotens
ion Going to raise a ruckus. Care to join me?
discretionary option
It s not my habit to ambush colleagues in the middle of a proceeding. But you gav
e me no choice, Alan. I cannot allow an associate to declare war on behalf of th
is firm. Certainly not against a highly influential jurist.
You have ignored a direct order of the court. I expect a handwritten letter of
apology delivered to my chambers by end of day. As for your client, he will comp
lete the repairs as listed on the plea agreement in one week s time. If he complie
s to the last detail, I shall spare him any further consequences.
Your very presence torturing him, hour after hour, day after day
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