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WISE WORDS
ABOUT
ettsr-lBritlpi
BY
LEWIS CARROLL
MAGDALEN STREET
OXFORD
FIRST PUBLISHED
1890.
Qon{en{s-
Page.
On Stamp-Cases
How
to
begin a Letter
How
to
go on with a Letter
12
How
to
end a Letter
21
On
registering Correspondence
23
On
I.
Some American
in
this
species
may
district
the
Stamp-Cases,
be
divided
The same
venomous."
into
one
princi-
Postage-Stamp-Cases
may
Imitations of
no doubt
Pictorial Surprises,
You
soon appear,
will
it
don't see
why
call
them
'
Surprises
'
it
attentively.
the Duchess's
bination,
in the
by
book.)
forefinger,
Baby
the
You
way
it
doesn't
occur
lay hold
of the
little
book, and
suddenly pull
into
a Pig
why,
out.
it
If that
own Mother-in-law
your
surprise you,
doesn't
suddenly
if
turned
Gyroscope
into a
This Case
is 7iot
Far from
your pocket.
People seldom
it.
Penny-Stamps
Stamps
for
edging
for
cut
fingers
and
cautiously
Sixpenny-
Letters,
Telegrams, and a
sticking-plaster,
washings,
for
(it
of Stamp-
bit
makes
capital
conducted)
and
all
book.
No,
this
envelope-case,
or
writing-materials.
is
meant
to
wherever you
haunt your
keep your
What made me
invent
it
and finding
it
kind
wanted
possessed a "
Since
a hurry.
in
used no other.
dress uses
arrange the
hold
off,
easily,
always be
one by one
to
to
some-
in,
alternately
them
to
thus
a free corner to
so as to take
them apt
them
before putting
6,
and to the
will
hold 6 stamps,
v^ill
there
have
no other.
comfortably.
right
Life
",
the
and
have
get
out, quickly
and
or
three
at
time.
and
Stamps
IS.
though
have
are
constantly to
hardly
If
may
ever
5^., 9^.,
wanted,
replenish
all
it
convenient to
the
is,
(say) of
pocket,
each of these 3
and to fill the
How
2.
to begin
If the Letter is to
a Letter,
be in answer to another,
reading
through,
it
in
memory,
as to
and as
to
what
it is
you have
to answer,
been careful
in writing to give
quay address
in full).
''What!
you
his Tor-
the Envelope.
.-^
Most
'^
last
moment, and
last
sentence,
'
time's up
'
the middle
just in
you
will
of the
become aware
Then comes
that
lO
up
wildly-scrawled
the
hastily-fastened envelope,
the
in
glyphic
post
the
forgotten
the
address,
mere
hiero-
horrible
Stamp-Case
your
replenish
to
the
signature
lend you
to
Stamp
just
finally,
the
week
afterwards,
from
the
perience
new
own
speak
when
address,
hot and
gasp-
closed
the
return
his
of
Office,
It
is
from
in f2cll,
letter
at
an aggrabitter
a friend, staying at
heads
and
address,
of the note-sheet.
thing
rush
Dead-Letter
illegible "
headlong
box has
the
vating
arriving,
after
Letter,
the top
the
'*
ex-
some
Dover,"
II
aggravating
afterwards,
to find
when you
thing,
to
It
arrange a
them dated
is
",
years
wish,
of letters,
series
" Feb. 17
another
" Aug. 2
",
comes
first.
(N.B.
this
07tly
put
'*
And
remark
addressed
to
ladies
thing),
is
'*
Madam
the date
12
How to go on with
3Here
Rule
golden
is
Write
legibly.
human
race
a Letter,
begin
to
with.
of the
great
comes
obeyed
everybody
if
this
Rule!
Of course
you
reply,
good
'^
do
it
object, no doubt
to
Ids
at
used to receive
and very
in
it
letters
interesting
invented.
It
it
about in
my
Years ago,
written
too
hands
atrocious
generally
Isn't
from a friend
letters
very
you
do
took
letters
me
!
ever
about
I
used to
it
out
13
at leisure times, to
which composed
and
positions,
would
flash
down
the
several
holding
it
English
it
riddles
in different
at
I
it
at
scrawl
once wrote
and,
till
when
whole
ciphered.
series
If
their letters
one's
all
sincerely ".
was
de-
wrote Hke
friends
places
specially,
and
to
names of
?nost specially to
at last
applies,
foreign names.
scramble
till
This Rule
or
others,
of hieroglyphics
would be
that. Life
people
the
distances,
different
at
over
the
last
puzzle
in the
same hasty
The
context,
:
of course,
didn't
knew
it
was
My
second Rule
my
tell
them
The
last
letter.
is
your
letter
want
reader,
own
and then
hastily
tions
a postscript.
more
in
his questions,
to
Then
say yourself.
than
to
invaluable
answer your
likely to enjoy
and
is
the
with your
letter
with,
go on to what you
pleasanter
begiii
Answer
This
having
for not
best subject, to
friend's
more than a
fill
don't
is,
friend that
Your
fill
remarks,
friend's
friend
the
ques-
much
his own
is
and not
to give
summary
of
them
15
words.
in yotir
A^s impression,
of
what
convey
This
to
the
specially necessary
is
own words.
when some point
meaning of
his
do not quite
opening
for
mistaken
was not
There ought
ag^ree.
to be
no
in thinking
in the least
my
so-and-so.
said
It
last
for a lifetime.
A
for
may
correspondence that
become
One
be given here,
fitly
has
unfortunately
controversial.
is,
say, fully
When
and
once
clearly,
on
all
to repeat
your
and so you
will
go on.
i6
Did you
Decimal.
Circulating
like a
ever
your
felt
you
that
letter
friend,
to so express yourself,
it
fancy
Then read
it
addressed
taking out a
and putting
lot
in
it
bably
lead
you
copy of
it.
to
over again,
palatable dish of
still
feel
further
There
is
best
that
"
little
I
am
Far
my
recollection
better to
said
If,
write
to
will pro-
it
keep
months
use,
almost sure
best of
it
controversy,
very
afterwards, in pleading
I
all
till
This will
yourself.
to
aside
it
much more
put
it
often
possibly irritate
ing
may
feel
to the
so-and-so
did
".
nut
17
myself so
express
I
words
the
are
these
used."
My
Rule
fifth
is,
makes
your friend
if
leave
unnoticed, or
it
'
'
more
distinctly
friendly.
your reply be
let
three-eighths of the
friends,
the
in
If,
way, and
picking
go more than
making
in
if,
way why,
there
than quarrels
ciliations
Irishman's
remonstrance
Which
is
his
to
like
the
gad-about
daughter
" Shure,
You go
come
My
in
"
sixth
Rule (and
my
last
controversial correspondence)
remark about
is,
donH
try to
i8
How many
nipped
was anxious
let
word
to
in
the bud,
each
if
a contro-
telling a rejoinder
anything to say
as
ber
'
speech
(N.B.
If
is
wonH get
to
jest,
this
the last
be
Rule
word
is
if it
is,
and your
superfluous
sure you
to
Suppose,
the
for
breaking-off
instance,
your
enough
exaggerate
consequences.
you
!)
serious
lead
remem-
friend,
make
seventh Rule
you
friend a lady,
My
let
is
it
word spoken
may
in
lead to very
have known
of
to
you wish
it
to
friendship.
to
remind
19
you
have
might
as
it,
mean the
quite
you seem
memory
for
to
my
I'll
of your career, as
that sovereign
or
lent you,
summons
yer
'
eighth Rule.
"
enclose
writing for a
document
envelope.
up,
indeed
he took that as
When
cheque
you say,
for
",
Pay
meant
seriously
letter,
if
'
would
he
"
for recovering
to say
is
be a matter-of-fact friend
My
would
he took offence
if
at that
that
mention
yet there
be nothing to wonder at
me
you
debts", in jest
a pickpocket
"
words
lent
referred
moment
to
go
and
put
your
in
or
",
"
leave
into
the
20
to find
My
it
When
ninth Rule.
you get
to the
end
take another
of paper
piece
reading
quiringly.
"
must confess.
it
think
Remember
old?"
*^
invented
Still,
How
'.
ancient,
whole
may demand
is
a comparative term.
would be
you
quite
justified
in
chicken, that
was only
",
21
How
4-
end a Lette7\
to
whether to end
If doubtful
with
'yours most
truly
',
&c.
varieties, before
and
letter,
as friendly
more
A
but
as his
it
Postscript
is
yours affection-
your correspondent's
not
in
fact,
even
do no harm
will
if
at
last
least
a shade
is
meant
(as
'
dozen
least
friendly,
it
at
you reach
to
refer
ately'),
are
(there
yours
'
so
many
ladies sup-
little
matter
about.
we do
not wish to
make
a fuss
it,
for
you
in
22
inconvenience
great
comes
it
omitted that
deny that
time
at the
did put
but
having
town.
won't
plans out a
little,
'
now.
those
who
often
live
"
walk
Don't
When you
in
make it the
much more
about
right
and
would be
" P.S.
in
my
all
it's
thus
matter
little
it
in
to
How
reply.
any more
yourself
distress
know
It
to
(I
If
will take a
when you
your pocket.
them
still
in
23
On
registering Corres-
pondence.
Let
me recommend you
and Sent.
of Letters Received
one
for
many
greatest
my
secures
service,
it
enables
destroyed
me
it
me
to refer, for
the
all,
Letters
actual
long
if
ago
any
and,
difficulty
half-forgotten
to
though
of the
it
many ways
in
correspondence,
arises,
have kept
my own
years,
possible
keep a record
to
correspondence,
it
enables
did not
an invaluable servant
tell
in
24
way
much
every
too
What
',
'.
said
was
if
hold
I
have a precis of
'
he
is
me
will
responsible for
now
it
my
him
letter.
a valuable servant in
don't trust
trust
'
'.
its
cover, as
It
it
times.
Have
edge
200
(say)
(the
contain a
down
off the
number of
5 digits, easily
man-
comfortable).
25
sent,
chronological order.
in
of a
'
received
hand edge
'
left-
to
'
sent
'
and
received
'
'
with the
'
sent
'
Letters
and
vice versa.
the end
to
upside-down,
and
and,
when
begin
at
the
other end,
You
still
this
it
will
find
using
left-
hand pages.
You
will find
it
Register-Number
I
will
pages
of
now
my
'
received
'
Letter, its
in full.
give
few
(ideal)
Letter-Register, and
specimen
make
26
you
one
wilt
find
for yourself.
it
after
which
easy enough
to
think
manage
27
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29217
27518
225
for
28743
[pd
221. 2
like to
(218)
grand
bill,
(219)
know
object,
for
wh
loan
is
asked,
'very
savage'.
226
28
29225
/90.
N.R. please
deliver, to bearer
note, case containg White Eleaddressed to me.
of this
phant
(227) do. Director Zool. Garde ns. (enclosing above note to R.W. Ma nager)
call for valuable animal, prese nted to
223
Gardens.
Ap. 8. Cheetham&' Sharp, you 222
(228)
misquo te enclosed letter, limit named
is 18 o.
237
Ap. 9. Director, Zoo. Gardens. 227
(229)
case de livered to us contained i doz.
230
Port
consumed at Directors' Banquet
many thanks.
jfoftes, Mrs. why[ call a
225 (230) do.
doz. of Port a 'White Elephant'?)
T yones, Mrs. it was a
|do.
(231)
229
'
joke'.
29
29233
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&
invitg
Aunt jfemima
(234)
2 or 3 jdays alter the 15th.
do. Lou, and West.
(235)
Ido.
for
[
Bk.
236
have
234
do.
(236)
possibly
not
write
'
'
136,
(240)
bill 6/6/8.
Co.,
[
237
244
30
29242
/90.
Ap. 15.
(242)
for boo ks,
(243)
jdo.
do.
11
bill
)
books
'
243
(247)
do.
J107258 for
postal
Ap. 18.
'clerical error
(250)
bill.
(249)
Ap.
bill,
and
(248)
was a
245
15/-
19.
'
233
it
J 247
an un-
for?
238
249
ith
[en
15/6,
6 stps.
244
(!)
Morton, P.
retu rng
31
left-hand
am
entry-number
next
corner, the
last 3 digits of
and
the centre.
I
to reproduce
difficult
in
print, so
month and
*do.'
Next,
symbol
gram
'
for
(see
the entry
parcel
'
for the
week
afterwards,
the month-day,
'
is
(see
not a letter,
till
name
(indicated here
by
Next, the
If
for
Then,
it
if
enough
is
changes
each page,
have
put a
^
tele-
may
be.
32
I
put
attended
to, I
paid ;
to be
in
when
and,
it
has been
in the appropriate
fill
No. 218,
e.g. in
end
at the
it
symbol,
bill
had
'
'
means
'
attended to
')
in
in
my
in
account book
in
in
No.
must
my
address-book
ther
it
fills
them
room
for references.
page
or
not,
in
order to have
begin the
next page.
make up'
33
(i)
draw
end of the
'
received
'
entries,
sent
'
'
and
at the left-
This
entries.
Register the
here
thin,
(2)
distinguish
comes
'
there
first
foot-reference
do not keep
till
till
already
are
work back
'
chronological
in
or
4
till
pages
to
come among
and
order, a
first
entry,
last
thick.
going backwards,
I
my
second blue
first
In
'
if
done.
entries that
foot-references
pages, to see
be
it
when
',
last
few
their
prede-
34
may need
cessors
entry
a special
search.
If
an
is
link
them by
cross-
and
foot-references
the
243)
'
if
sent')
same kind
I
(i.e.
both
'
received
'
of different kinds,
link
them with
Beginning
and
is
cross out
it
(see
extra line,
it
shows there
needing attention.
thing like
foot-
up to date
is
some matter
do not keep
',
in this
but leave
it
still
this
any-
till
there
35
are 30 or 40 pages to look through at a time.
When
the
first
page
in the
page
foot of the
pages
2,
put a
to indicate this
thus
is
mark
at the
and so with
Hence, whenever
&c.
3,
volume
do
this
earliest
All
looks
this
stated at
full
very
length
this
mark.
when
complicated,
find
it
perfectly simple,
practice,
ing-up
'
'
of Whist,
*'
When
in doubt,
to do,
Game
what
In the
'
make-up
'
trick "
when
find that
in
doubt
life
my
Letter-Register
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