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Obama To Congress: Im Selling Amway

Posted on Fri 07/24/2009 by papundits
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From The Endive (http://www.theendive.com/index.html) The News Leader of the Known
Universe
(http://papundits.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obamaamway.jpg)The
President faced an uphill battle today as he addressed a skeptical
congress on the benefits of his new Amway business proposal.
Its pretty simple, said Obama to a room full of Democrats and
Republicans with increasingly wrinkly brows, Eighty percent of
Americans are going after only ten percent of the wealth out there. We
can rake in the remaining ninety percent, and all we have to do is find
more people to sell other people on buying our household products.
A growing number of Democrats began to express reservations about the Presidents plan.
The Presidents plan is missing too many details, said Democrat Heath Shuler, I just want some
specifics. Do we have to buy the products? What happens if I cant find anybody to sell them for me?
How much does the guy who sold the President on it make?
The President used the prime time television conference before congress to explain how legitimate his
Amway plan is and pressure everyone to sign up quickly.
First of all, said Obama, These are good products. Theyve got a carpet cleaner that will handle dog
vomit, kid urine, lipstick, chewing tobacco, and even yellow cake. It leaves the carpet looking brand
new. You cant even tell Bush or Clinton were ever in the Oval office.
Obama went on to explain the organizational structure of his Amway venture.
Weve got a great Amway team put together, said Obama, My associates, St-*cough* -ton and Mi*cough* berg, theyre great guys. Our parent company is Lo- *cough hack cough cough* associates.
Good guys. All of em.
Republicans were completely against the plan from the start.

This is complete and total horse fop, said Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele, If he stuck
this crap in a bag and lit it on fire on my porch, I wouldnt even step on it. Not like last time. Ill still get
you for that, Biden. I heard you laughing in my bushes.
The President expressed frustration at the Republican opposition.
I cant believe these guys would oppose my plan, said Obama, Millions of Americans will lose their
opportunity to buy exclusive products from us. These are products they cant live without. Ive got
thousands of people ready to sell them to you, and Steele and his buddies have to act like a bunch of
prudes. Fine. When the country goes bankrupt, Im blaming you.
Obama concluded his remarks to congress with an audible Hmph, then retired back to the White
House to join his kids in time for Stromboli night.
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6 Responses Obama To Congress: Im Selling Amway

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binitsharma
Wed 04/24/2013
Read and Think and join Amway.
to join contact (Binit) me. +91 9333124125
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Jayanto Singha
Mon 04/22/2013
thats a great news for us, who are with amway.!

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Jhonnela Flores
Tue 03/26/2013
I just joined Amway about 2 months ago and so far it has been working tremendously amazing!!!!
for those who think is a scam you sure have no idea what you talking about, the products are great
and natural, if you are thinking about it I can tell you with FATS this works if you work hard
enough and learn

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Tony De Arazoza
Thu 01/17/2013
WTF. amway its a ponzi scheme.

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Pandurang Khamkar
Sun 01/22/2012
Pleas Read and Think and join Amway.

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todddiroberto
Fri 07/24/2009

Interesting story

Interesting story
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