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Why walker should not shave his mustache

By Ali j
Walker told me that if I wrote a good article about why he
shouldnt shave his mustache, he wont shave his mustache, and
Claire gets to decide if its good in the end. Walkers mustache
is beautiful. He says it looks horrible, but we got all yeses that
its awesome in the daily Double period 5, except for one no.
Walkers mustache is perfectly fitting on him and beautiful,
even though its just stubble. I say that if he grows his mustache,
and he uses mustache/hair gel and curls it and walks out on the
street on a rainy, sad day, everyone will come out of their houses
and the sun will shine and dogs will bark and birds will sing all
because of Walkers beautiful mustache. People will come from
across the world to see walkers beautiful, curled mustache, and
say that he should never ever shave it unless it gets too big, or at
least to shave everything but it. If he goes to Isabellas with his
beautiful mustache, the person at the register will say oh, what
a beautiful mustache, I will give you all the food you want for
FREE! Even walkers glasses will love his mustache! If walker
does shave his mustache, then every day the world will be rainy
or way too sunny and sad. The dogs will not bark, the birds
will not sing, and everyone will hate him. And when he goes to
Isabellas, the person at the register will scowl at him and tell
him to just take his food and leave. And everyones dreams will
be crushed, because his mustache is shaved. Even if he grows
a goatee, everyone will still be so sad that even the planet earth
will be sad and the world will literally end. Walker should grow
his mustache.
If you agree with this article please put your name in
the pouch located near foster hall, right outside the girls & boys
locker room, and the daily double room.

Tough Cookie
By Orly Shiner

Eliza B. calls me Tough Cookie.
I like it when she calls me Tough
cookie. Im an M&M cookie. Id rather
be Tough Ice Cream.

Festival Day
By Betsy Soloway-Aizley

It came so fast. It was the first
day, everyone all nervous and excited
and then all of a sudden BAM! It is the
third week and everyone is working their
hardest to get all of their work done by
Festival Day. The session flew by faster
than ever! OMG! This is crazy, so heres
our Dansical, applaud us maybe.

The Awesome Soapstone Tent

By Elizabeth Phillips

The soapstone tent is really fun.
If you dont have anything to do during
Festival Period, try the soapstone tent.
All the materials are really fun to use and
the soapstone is not very hard to cut. It
is easy to carve too. Just remember that
soapstone is always a Festival Offering
and that you can go there whenever you
want to during Festival Period.

ASK ME QUESTIONS
By The Anonymous Pegicorn
Dear ASK ME QUESTIONS,
What is your favorite period?
-Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
I really like all of my classes, so every
period!
-The Anonymous Pegicorn
Who is The Mage?
By Anna Krechevsky
Sitting in the daily double room I found a piece
of paper typed up with an amazing poem called Birds
by someone by the name of, The Mage. Whoever you
are Mage, revel yourself to me! You are an awesome
poet and I would love to meet you. Here is the poem
you wrote:
Birds
By The Mage
Why is it
That birds can fly
While our bodies are so grounded?
Why is it
That they soar the earth
While we are so
Confounded?
Evolution is not kind
To give them wings
When we wish to fly
Why is it
We always find
Our heads in the clouds?
We were not born to fly
Nor born to soar
So stop trying to do
What youre not meant for
Foolish minds,
Foolish words,
With your heads in the clouds
Leave that to the birds.
Who is this wonderful poet who calls themselves the
mage?
Help me find her and be amazed!
Anna Out!

Hey everyone! I havent been getting a

lot of questions lately so Im only going
to do a few more ASK ME QUESTIONS
articles. So make sure to ask me more
questions! Boxes located by the entrance
to the activity center and in the hallway
by the locker rooms.

Ask Bunnytail
Dear Bunnytail, how many shoes is the
right amount of shoes?
-Lost
Dear Lost: I have about 25 pairs.
What do you do when your friend has
stage fright when youre in the Noontime
Show?
-Anonymous
Dear anonymous: I dont know. Im only
9 and Im the one who has stage fright.
Dear Bunnytail, do you have any
siblings?
-Ruby
Dear Ruby: Yes. I do. I have 2. Their
names are Bunny-Bunny and Max.
Do bunnies like peanut butter?
-Anonymous
Dear anonymous: I dont know. Ive never
tried it.
Who is Bunnytail?
-Anonymous
Dear anonymous: I reall am not telling!

Ask Katniss
Hey you cheese blocks, this is Katniss. Here are
my questions for this article:
Q: Hows Peeta?
A: Hes fine, thank you. He has been better after
he got out of his coma stage in the capitol. We
have been good.
Q: Who is your best friend?
A: I actually dont have one right now. After
Gale left, I just stuck with Peeta.
Q: How long have you been at camp?
A: Two and one-half years.
Q: Dear Katniss,
Whats the best kind of bow to wear?
-?
A: Any kind of bow that ISNT a hair bow. In
my opinion, they are a waste of money.
Well, thats it for today, remember to keep
asking questions!

Fashion Fame
By Halle Best, Martha Covo, Emily OConnor
Today we are going to answer the great questions that
were in are question box
What should I wear on the first day of 6th grade? Should
I wear something dressy, sporty or summery?
Fashion fame says totally sporty because you want
everyone to know that you are great at sports and you
are very good at athletics.
Next question
Are tank tops in right now?
Yes tanktops are in right now especially tanktops that
are the color coral because it is SUMMER!!!!!

Inspirational Message
By Jordyn D.
No one should ever stop trying, learning, or
working hard.
Life was made for fun!
If you do something that isnt fun, STOP doing
it.
TRUST me, your life will be more FUN! And
you will regret less.
The more fun you have the better life will be!
Never stop trying
Have fun!
Weeping angels
By Jack Abbrecht
Weeping angels are not acoulyn angels they
are just called angels because they are things thet
look like angels but dont act like angels. When
you look away or blink the angels will come closer
to you and kill you. When they kill you they send
you back to the futer. If you start leaking seament
or turn in ton sement you will die. If you look at the
angel the angel will turn into stone. But the thing is
if you look into the angels eye to long you will get
the angel trapped in your mind.

Interview With Myself

By Betsy Soloway-Aizley and Betsy Soloway-Aizley
What is your favorite color? My favorite color is
green screen green.
What is your favorite animal? I really like cows.
What is you least favorite soda? Orange soda is
absolutely disgusting.
What is Nyan Cat made up of, in your opinion? Nyan
cat is made of a pop tart and crystals.
Where would your dream house be located? It is kind
of boring, but Gloucester.
What is your favorite state? Hawaii.
What color is your room? Lily Lavender and Beach
Plum, aka purple.
What is your greatest fear? Worms, ants, kidnapping,
and piranhas.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to
be an architect and a Broadway Star.
What are your top three favorite movies? You Again,
Wreck It Ralph, Finding Nemo.
Are you done writing this article? Totally this is
getting pretty boring.

If Pigs could Fly Chapter 1 Part 3

By Katherine Benninger

Crow story part 4

By James

After hearing Piper complain the whole way I am so

Star turned the corner to see who was calling
glad that weve finally arrived downtown. I smile
his name an aggressive looking male hawk
at the strung white Christmas lights hung from store
was glaring at him through his slits for eyes.
to store. There arent any lights outside but just the
Star backed away closing his eyes. The barn
Christmas lights. Downtown is my favorite place
kingdom isnt safe for stupid crows like you
in the world. I love the different varieties of stores
the hawk growled he leaped at star. Star was
and the people and how everyone knows each other
waiting for the impact when nothing happened
it really feels like home to me. Piper, Maude, and
he opened his eyes. There were 3 birds beating
I are regulars. We know every nook and cranny.
up the hawk. A barn owl slashed a sword to
We know where to find the best sales, or where the
the hawks throat a blue jay was running away
shortest lines are, or the best food is. No one knows
with his wallet and a hummingbird was doing
downtown like we do.
ninja like moves to his head. The 3 birds

Its not actually called downtown the correct
turned to him to be continued
name is Whitle Square. No one actually calls it that,
its simply just downtown now.
Hey, Im gonna go down to Le Mural de Beauty.
Maude smiles as she recites the name of her favorite
fashion spot.

Okay May. Im going to head over to The
Cabin. Piper replies. The Cabin is a place where
Piper gets everything and anything, it has music and
clothing, but its not like Maudes fashion clothing
stores this is like leather jackets and chain necklaces.
I went once and I swear to this day I can still hear the
pounding music that literally shook the store.

I shake my head. Ok Im going to check
out-.

Noooooo! Maude whines. You promised
that you would go to Le Mural de Beauty with me!

When!?!?! I asks shocked.

Last week when I told you about that really
cute dress, and you said it sounded cute and then I
laughed, and said that we could go look for you, and
you said okay! Maude pointed out.

Ugh I hate when Maude makes me listen to her talk about her new dress because I always blank out and
ignore her and just say things like thats cute or ok or awesome! I never really listen because if I did I would
probably be sucked into more situations like this!

Okay, fine. I sigh giving in. I already know this is going to be horrible like shopping for a graduation
dress with Maude for our 5th grade graduation, Maude made me try on over 50 dresses and I kept telling her it was
fine, or like the time when she took me shopping for my birthday and she made me try on things that were either
way to her or way to not me. Half the time I end up bruised from all the yanking and shoving of clothes on and
off. To summarize it Maude is not a fun shopping companion.

YAY! Maude squeals, grabs my hand and drags me off.

Good luck. Piper smirks and then walks into The Cabin.
Little did I know that I had just stepped into something that I would never be able to change what was
about to happen, and that my life was about to take a serious turn, but for the worse.

The camp treasure part 2

By Lily Biro

What season are you?

By Leah Koritz

As I told you before, Im not the best at keeping

secrets. In fact anonymous told me another secret,
and had to remind me of it three times. If I do
not tell you the secret, I will just F-O-R-G-E-T
it. Thats what I do. The secret is that the camp
treasure is a key!!! Oops, dont tell anonymous I
told you that. See, I told you Im not the best at
keeping secrets. Wait, what secret did I just tell you,
oh right Im forgetful of secrets.
Learn the next part of the camp treasure, in part
3, or maybe Ill get a L-I-T-T-L-E better at keeping
secrets

In the winter, you love to:

1 Play outside in the snow
2 Drink hot chocolate
3 Watch a movie
4 Go to your friends house

Best Horror
By Louis Chiasson
Louis Chiasson says
The Birds
Alasdair also says
The Birds

Its raining, to have some fun, you:

1 Get in your PJs and play a game
2 Do an art project
3 Run around in the rain
4 Dance
If you could be an animal, it would be:
1 Bird
2 Deer
3 Turtle
4 Raccoon
If you chose mostly 1s, you are winter
If you chose mostly 2s, you are spring
If you chose mostly 3s, you are summer
If you chose mostly 4s, you are fall

Jack Abbrecht says

Nightmare on Elm St.
Walker says
The Shining
Natalie also says
The Shining
Natalie D. says
Chucky
Sofia says
Jeepers Creepers

Random questions
By Sophia Noseworthy-Silva
Ask your friends the following questions:
Why am I asking you to be my friend?
Why is the world round?
Why is the daily double soooo funny and cool?
Why am I asking you these questions?

Things I cant get used too

By the sea Dragon
Computers: its very hard to type with
claws so I am having trouble
Lunch: why do you people have your food
cooked in the dragon world we eat things
we catch with our own talonsmysteries:
my advice column box disappeared so I
have to write this
Pollution: in the dragon world there is no
light bulbs our fire lights the room
The daily double: the daily double should
be printed for the whole world and read by
everyone
Dragons: why are there no dragons in this
world

Ask the Unicorn

Hey CRCAP its the unicorn! I am very sad to say
I only got three questions today . But I will still
answer them.
Do you fart out Rainbows?
Dear Random Person,
Sometimes .When I fart it usually smells like
watermelon if not I fart rainbows. I am a picky
Unicorn so I mostly just eat watermelon and I drink
Rainbow juice and I pee rainbows. Unicorns fart
what they eat (even the smell!) and pee what they
drink . This is a list of what I usually eat and drink
.Watermelon, Rainbow sandwiches, and rainbow
juice (maybe you could leave a little something in
my advice column).
Are you not real?
Dear second Random Person,
Of course Im real how would I have an advice
column if I wasnt real?
Dear Unicorn ,
What is your fav color??
Leslie
Dear Leslie,
First of all thank you for being the only person
that wrote their name and my favorite color is
Rainbow.

Celeb gossip latest article

Dear Gossiper,
Will Jennifer Aniston ever find love?
Dear Anonymous,
Not unless she calls Walker
Dear Gossiper,
What do I wear in Europe?
Dear Anonymous,
Nothing super fancy but casual use the internet to get a
better answer!
Dear Gossiper,
What is Justin Biebers favorite color?
Dear Anonymous,
PURPLE
Dear Gossiper,
How old is Tom Cruise?
Dear Anonymous,
He is 52!!!
Dear Gossiper,
Whats the deal with North West.
Dear Anonymous,
Rob Kardashian wanted a niece named North so that is
her first name. Her last name is West because of Kanye
West

Thats sadly it for today. Please put more questions

in my box!

Minecraft Update 1.6!

By Samuel Urban
Minecraft is an online game that has been very popular lately! On the PC version, new features are coming
NOW (July 1st)! These features come in the form of Minecraft 1.6. Some of the most prominent features are: the
addition of horses, leads, new coal and hay blocks and nametags. Minecraft has two transport systems: riding pigs
and minecart. These both have flaws but soon there will be horses! Horses have many different breeds, can have
armor and some (Mules and donkeys) can carry items. The new lead item allows you to tie up mobs to fence posts
to prevent them from escaping without having to build a pen and lead them around like a pet. Nametags prevent
mobs from disappearing (some do after a while) and give them a name. There are many small feature like sounds
for villagers (Hmm) and potion nerfs (decrease in healing) but those are the main changes. To get 1.6 go onto
minecraft.net and click on 1.6 then download the new launcher. I hope you enjoy all the new features!

Happy Birthday Richie my Cat!

By Natalie Dean
Today is my cat Richies birthday. Richie is
a tuxedo cat, who is super friendly, and has a big
heart. He is soft and cuddly, and has always been
there when I got home from school. I remember two
years ago, I came home from school, and my mom
said he was missing. I was so sad and made tons of
posters to help find him. Three days later, my kitty
came home. I was so happy. Right now Richie has
been going through a bad eye infection, and hasnt
been reacting well to the medicine. Richie is the
best cat ever, and I hope everybody has a cat just
like Richie, and appreciate how amazing cats are. I
LOVE YOU RICHIE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Wedding #3
By Sophie Biro

I WENT TO THE
CONCERT!!! (kinda)
by the Laser Sheep

PAUL

McCARTNEY

BAAHH! Hello there, and howdyou do? Im
doing fine. I have some exciting news: I WENT TO
THE PAUL MCCARTNEY CONCERT!!! SORT
OF!!!

It all started out when my dad found out that
Paul McCartney (yes that Paul McCartney) was
performing at Fenway, which I flipped out over. Im
a huge Beatles fan, and how many times to you get to
see a Beatle in real life? Anyways, yesterday (hahaha
thats a Beatles song), my dad, my sister and I went to
Fenway. We didnt have tickets to actually go to the
concert, so we parked outside the stadium and listened
to PAUL McCARTNEY sing! It was so EPIC!!! Me
and my sister were freaking out! The songs that we
heard Paul sing were Blackbird (one of my favs),
We Can Work It Out, and Ive Just Seen A Face (I
think thats what its called), and MORE!!!! IT WAS
AWESOMMME!!!!!!!!! #BeatlesFangirl

Bride: Emily Dangelo

Groom: Aaron Gelb
Best man: Bob Johnson
Bridesmaids: Laurel and Aleta
Flower Girls: Haley and Claire
Planner: Sarah Dangelo
Dress Designer: Mike Healy
Cooks: Jay and Sophie
Cleaners: Eva and Eliza
Parents who paid over $1,000,000: Walker and
Zoe
Guests: None (not a very popular wedding)

Fashion girls advice column!

Dear Fashion girls, I have a pair of red and white
shorts, but no blue shirt! I need help! -red, white
and maybe blue
Dear Red White And Maybe Blue, there are a
couple things you could do/wear. You can dye
an old white tee blue, find a shirt that maybe not
all blue but has some blue in it, wear a white
tank with blue accessories or but a blue shirt that
matches your style!
-Rose

Jokes
By Anonymous
Knock knock [ whosthere?] interrupting cow
[inter--]moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why was the fish bad at basketball?[cuz he was
afraid of the net!!!!!!]
[bye!]

The Puppy
By Sophie Fallon
Chapter 5
Fluff was a little shaken after the walk, but it
soon evaporated when another dog was put into
their cage.

Im Scruffy! I dont know why, but I like
talking. I like talking a lot!!! Do you know why
Im here? Oh, if you know, youre a fortune teller!
I love fortune tellers!!! Once I went to a carnival,
and there was a fortune teller! I love carnivals.
Once I went to one, and I

At that point, Fluff started to ignore
Scruffy and go to sleep. Lila and Fluff fell asleep
right next to each other. What they didnt know
was that, that would be the last time.
Interview with Elizabeth Napier
By Sammi Janower
E-Elizabeth
S-Sammi
S: If you were an animal which animal would you
want to be?
E: A unipegicornisis
S: if you were a dog which monkey caught the
corn?
E: the purple one

Pokmon Art Review: Shinji Higuchi

By Scott Dagen

During festival period, someone named Jacob
asked me to review the art of the illustrator of the
Pokmon LEGEND cards. These cards are actually two
cards that must be played at the same time. They are
all incredibly powerful, and the art is so large that the
attack text is moved over to make space.

Shinji Higuchi has drawn/directed 11 cards
for the Pokmon TCG. He is the only person to have
directed a card. Im not really sure what that means.
Five of his cards were co-drawn by Sachiko Eba.

The first card Im going to review is Entei &
Raikou LEGEND (Unleashed 90 and Unleashed 91).
This is one of the co-drawn cards. Raikou and Entei are
shown fighting each other. Raikou is so far down in the
illustration that it actually pushes and warps the text of
the attacks. The illustration looks like it belongs on a
tapestry.

Authors note: Im trying, ok? Its kind of hard
to describe LEGEND cards.

The next and last card Im going to (try
to) review is Lugia LEGEND. Lugia is depicted
underwater, again pushing apart the text for the attacks.
Its mouth is open in what might be fury. There are a lot
of bubbles everywhere.

I would describe more, but I wouldnt do
the cards or the illustrator justice. Look him up on
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net.

Next Artist: Hajime Kusajima.

S: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP
E: QRSTUVWXYOrange
S: You have all the answers
E: Do I really?
S: Dora the explora!!!!!
E: No comment
S: Why no comment?!
E: Cause dora annoys me
S: We can no longer be friends!
And so it ends and Elizabeth and Sammi never
speak to each other again.
THE END

Joke of the Day

By Elizabeth Philips
Why did the bear wear socks?
Because he/she didnt want bear feet!