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Did you hear the news? They killed the President in America. - Damn! Theyre ahead of us
at that too?
What is the difference between God and Brezhnev? - AR: God is limitlessly merciful.
Brezhnev is mercilessly limited.
There is a knock at Brezhnevs door. He grabs a slip of paper, finds the passage he needs,
walks to the door, and reads: Whos there?
Who are the Russians to the Czechsfriends or brothers? - Brothers, of course. One gets
to choose ones friends.
Why doesnt the Soviet Union send people to the Moon? - They are afraid they wont come
back.
Brezhnev is walking with his grandson. Grandad, when I grow up, will I be general
secretary? What are you saying, boy, how could there be two general secretaries?
Brezhnev meets Andropov in the nether world. Well, what say we get a bottle. Hang on, lets wait for a third.
Chernenko, breathing heavily, reads a report. After the meeting he berates his aide, I told you
to prepare a twenty-minute report, and you hand me this thing that goes on for an hour. You werent supposed to read all three copies.
Who supports Gorbachev in the Politburo? - No one. He can walk by himself.
There is a long line at the liquor store. One man grumbles and grumbles and finally says, Im
going over to the Central Committee and punch that Gorbachev right in the face.
He leaves. A while later he returns. Everyone gathers round him and asks him, did he punch
Gorbachev? Nah, the line there was even longer.