COLORADO BUFFALO DEPTH CHART (vs.

Michigan)

as of September 12 a.m.

Since this weeks opponent, Michigan, does not issue a depth chart, our coaches felt we should refrain from making one public this week as
well. So in the interim, we had a little fun

OFFENSE

DEFENSE

(Single Wing-T)

(4-0-7)

WIDE RECEIVER (X)

18 Elwood Blues, 6-3, 225, Sr.**

88 Jake Blues, 6-0, 250, Soph.

THIN RECEIVER (Z)

NOSE TACKLE

DEFENSIVE TACKLE

DEFENSIVE END
90 Austin Powers, 6-0, 200, Sr.**
97 Scott Evil, 5-8, 150, Soph.

CENTER

CORNERBACK

00 Jim Otto, 6-2, 220, Gr.

33 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 7-2, 280, Jr.

14 Archie Leach, 6-0, 215, Sr.***

4 Wanda Gershwitz, 5-4, 135, Jr.**

RIGHT GUARD

FREE SAFETY

56 Gillette Sure, 6-3, 250, Soph.*

78 Secret Degree, 6-3, 3105, Jr.

RIGHT TACKLE

71 Butch Cassidy, 6-0, 185, Jr.**

64 Harry Callahan, 6-1, 190, Fr.-RS

TIGHT END

PUNT RETURN

STRONG SAFETY

13 Elmer Fudd, 5-2, 165, Sr.***

12 Danny DeVito, 5-3, 200, Sr.-5***

HALFBACK (H)

32 Steve Hanson, 6-1, 195, Soph.*

33 Jack Hanson, 6-1, 195, Soph.*
34 Jeff Hanson, 6-1, 195, Soph.*
23 Billy Ray Valentine, 6-0, 190, Jr.**
29 Louis Winthorpe, 6-3, 225, Sr.**

KICKOFF RETURN

HOLDER

A=Planes, Trains & Automobiles

B=The Godfather
C=Goldfinger
D=Austin Powers, Intl Man of Mystery
E=A Fish Called Wanda
F=Famous Socialists
G=Kingpin
H=Dudes
I=Caddyshack
J=Family Guy
K=Famous Movie Cops

82 Frederick Frankenstein, 6-1, 195, Jr.

9 Willie Wonka, 6-3, 190, Jr.*

SNAPPER (Short & Long)

63 Nigel Tufnel, 6-2, 205, Fr.-RS

38 David St. Hubbins, 6-2, 225, Sr.*

GROUPER

63 Abe Vigoda, 6-3, 220, Sr.

66 Stephen Furst, 5-11, 240, Jr.*

A=Famous Fictional Golfers

B=Sandlot
C=Dumb & Dumber
D=Characters Opposite Cybill Shepherd
E=Gene Wilder characters (tribute)
F=This Is Spinal Tap
G=Famous Fish

8 Stewie Griffin, 1-2, 40, Fr.

47 Peter Griffin, 6-3, 430, Jr.**
26 Frank Drebin, 6-1, 190, Soph.*
23 Axel Foley, 6-2, 210, Sr.-5***

23 Travis Bickle, 5-9, 190, Jr.**

8 Sonny Crawford, 6-1, 185, Fr.*

25 Danny Noonan, 6-1, 215, Jr.**

1 Carl Spackler, 6-1, 225, Jr.*

CORNERBACK

32 Bill Walton, 7-0, 245, Gr.

44 The Dude Lebowski, 6-5, 255, Sr.**

WEAK SAFETY

14 Lloyd Christmas, 6-0, 205, Soph.*

21 Harry Dunne, 6-2, 175, Soph.*

31 Roy Munson, 6-1, 215, Sr.***

20 Ernie McCracken, 6-2, 195, Soph.

ROAMER DUDE

QUARTERBACK

A=Blues Brothers
B=Famous Skinny People
C=Stout Cartoon Characters
D=Office Space
E=Famous Centers
F=Deodorants
G=Famous Tough Guys
H=Vacation
I=Famous Short People
J=Slapshot
K=Trading Places

COSTLY SAFETY

17 Scotty Smalls, 4-5, 110, Fr.

15 Squints Palledorous, 4-6, 120, Jr.**

73 Bernie Sanders, 6-1, 215, Jr.**

21 Vladimir Lenin, 5-8, 175, Jr.*

81 Clark W. Griswold, 6-5, 280, Sr.**

85 Roy Walley, 6-2, 180, Jr.**

ONE-FOURTH BACK

PLACEKICKER / KICKOFF

007 James Bond, 6-2, 210, Sr.**

56 Auric Goldfinger, 6-3, 260, Jr.**

68 Bill Lumbergh, 6-1, 190, Jr.**

75 Milton Waddams, 5-7, 295, Soph.*

27 Happy Gilmore, 6-1, 215, Soph.*

15 Roy McAvoy, 6-1, 210, Jr.**

58 Vito Corleone, 5-10, 280, Sr.***

93 Luca Brasi, 6-6, 545, Jr.**

69 Eric Cartman, 3-5, 190, Jr.**

70 Fat Albert, 6-6, 400, Sr.-5**

LEFT GUARD

PUNTER

95 Neil Page, 6-3, 225, Sr.**

96 Del Griffith, 6-0, 350, Soph.

1 Olive Oil, 6-2, 95, Sr.*

19 Manute Bol, 7-6, 220, Jr.

LEFT TACKLE

DEFENSIVE END

SPECIALISTS

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