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She sells seashells by the seashore

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How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

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I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop

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Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits,


and where she sits she shines

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy
wasnt fuzzy, was he?

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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

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I have got a date at a quarter to eight; Ill see you at the gate, so
dont be late

9.

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need
unique New York

10. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen


11. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
12. I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you
13. I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch
14. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear
15. Eddie edited it
16. Willies really weary
17. A big black bear sat on a big black rug
18. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks
19. He threw three free throws
20. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely
21. So, this is the sushi chef
22. Four fine fresh fish for you
23. Wayne went to wales to watch walruses
24. Six sticky skeletons (x3)
25. Which witch is which? (x3)

26. Snap crackle pop (x3)


27. Flash message (x3)
28. Red Buick, blue Buick (x3)
29. Red lorry, yellow lorry (x3)
30. Thin sticks, thick bricks (x3)
31. Stupid superstition (x3)
32. Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)
33. Two tried and true tridents (x3)
34. Rolling red wagons (x3)
35. Black back bat (x3)
36. She sees cheese (x3)
37. Truly rural (x3)
38. Good blood, bad blood (x3)
39. Pre-shrunk silk shirts (x3)
40. Ed had edited it. (x3)
41. We surely shall see the sun shine soon
42. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
43. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread
44. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit
45. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the
stump thunk the skunk stunk
46. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
47. Of all the vids Ive ever viewed, Ive never viewed a vid as valued
as Alexs engVid vid

48. Luke Luck likes lakes.

Luke's duck likes lakes.


Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
49. If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would

the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed


survive for two and a half years?
50. Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling

peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French


finch photos?
51. How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a

groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog


all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog
ground.
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
53.
hrough three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
54.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
52.

Now to drown his many troubles


Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
55.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
56. Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butters bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
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Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally

Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The


golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally
Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
58.
Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the
catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who
pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or
whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the
catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher
pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So
whether the temperature's rises or whether the
temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the
catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the
balls.
59.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.

But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.


He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the
butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter
butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

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