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AABDUCTION
ABDUCTIONABORTION
loathe the humans premiere letter, the despicable mammary from which oozes the pap of
human writing. See Literature.
abandonment
(a ban don
ment) n. The recurring, whining complaint of
humans to their Mythic God (q.v.).
Commentary by Asmo Deus: Since
deaths resulting from the abandonment of
children is legal homicide, the attorneys of
Hell extrapolate a class-action suit1 leveled
by Mankind against their Mythic Redeemer,
the charge being the brutal and premeditated
mass-abandonment and the resulting massmurder of trillions of pathetic humans since
their unasked-for creation.
abdomen
Spiritual
AABDUCTION
ABDUCTIONABORTION
loathe the humans premiere letter, the despicable mammary from which oozes the pap of
human writing. See Literature.
abandonment
(a ban don
ment) n. The recurring, whining complaint of
humans to their Mythic God (q.v.).
Commentary by Asmo Deus: Since
deaths resulting from the abandonment of
children is legal homicide, the attorneys of
Hell extrapolate a class-action suit1 leveled
by Mankind against their Mythic Redeemer,
the charge being the brutal and premeditated
mass-abandonment and the resulting massmurder of trillions of pathetic humans since
their unasked-for creation.
abdomen
Spiritual
ACADEMYADDRESS
ADULTAGREEMENT
actor
mass grave.
3
NOTE BY MEPHIS TOPHIEL: The
accordion (along with the bagpipe [q.v.]) was invented
by Demons and introduced into Earth-Density to
torture Mankind in an attempt to drive them mad.
Unexpectedly, the idiot humans were more adaptable
than had been previously imagined possible; for not
only did they grow to enjoy the caustic wheedling
and screeching of these torture devices, but they even
organized and promoted Festivals of Masochism called
Folk Festivals.
frica (a
fri ka) p. Continent
infested with warring
tribes
of
blackskinned bird-brains.
Admirably, however,
tribal chieftains on
Africas Gold Coast
(q.v.) supplied white-skinned slave traders
with thousands of African women and children
in exchange for gold, candy and spats.
Commentary by Behemoth: When hunting
humans, Africa is recommended for its supply of
large, succulent Negro buttocks and phalluses
which, when boiled in Caucasian blood, create
a novel flavor prized by the Tastebuds of Hell.
Note, however, that regardless of the
ACADEMYADDRESS
ADULTAGREEMENT
actor
mass grave.
3
NOTE BY MEPHIS TOPHIEL: The
accordion (along with the bagpipe [q.v.]) was invented
by Demons and introduced into Earth-Density to
torture Mankind in an attempt to drive them mad.
Unexpectedly, the idiot humans were more adaptable
than had been previously imagined possible; for not
only did they grow to enjoy the caustic wheedling
and screeching of these torture devices, but they even
organized and promoted Festivals of Masochism called
Folk Festivals.
frica (a
fri ka) p. Continent
infested with warring
tribes
of
blackskinned bird-brains.
Admirably, however,
tribal chieftains on
Africas Gold Coast
(q.v.) supplied white-skinned slave traders
with thousands of African women and children
in exchange for gold, candy and spats.
Commentary by Behemoth: When hunting
humans, Africa is recommended for its supply of
large, succulent Negro buttocks and phalluses
which, when boiled in Caucasian blood, create
a novel flavor prized by the Tastebuds of Hell.
Note, however, that regardless of the
AAVATAR
air (ar) n. 1. Diffused human flatulence. 2. Hated gas which Mankind dedicates
its technology to eradicate.
Human-Crushing Machine
AAVATAR
alcoholic
Newspaperman.
Journalism.
alimony
(a li mo nee) n. A fee
generally paid by a male human for the right to
spew sexual fluids upon anyone save his wife.
See Divorce.
allegory (a la gor ee) n. An extended metaphor. For example, a tale of a flesheating bacteria slowly eating its way across the
human body is an allegory for Mankinds diseased civilization slowly eating its way across
the earth.
Commentary by Ahriman:
This fascinating, ruthless cult first gained
prominence on earth by introducing an
amazingly addictive drug called nicotine to
Europe. The profits from this addictive drug
enabled the American invaders to finance their
own nation on the vast tracts of stolen land.
When enterprising humans in
Great Britain (q.v.) saw the money-making
potential in mass-nicotine-addiction, they
attempted to steal Americas profits by a form
of legal thievery known as taxation (q.v.).
The American Cult refused to comply, and
proceeded to kill Englishmen until England
agreed to leave them alone.
In order to increase the profits from
AAVATAR
air (ar) n. 1. Diffused human flatulence. 2. Hated gas which Mankind dedicates
its technology to eradicate.
Human-Crushing Machine
AAVATAR
alcoholic
Newspaperman.
Journalism.
alimony
(a li mo nee) n. A fee
generally paid by a male human for the right to
spew sexual fluids upon anyone save his wife.
See Divorce.
allegory (a la gor ee) n. An extended metaphor. For example, a tale of a flesheating bacteria slowly eating its way across the
human body is an allegory for Mankinds diseased civilization slowly eating its way across
the earth.
Commentary by Ahriman:
This fascinating, ruthless cult first gained
prominence on earth by introducing an
amazingly addictive drug called nicotine to
Europe. The profits from this addictive drug
enabled the American invaders to finance their
own nation on the vast tracts of stolen land.
When enterprising humans in
Great Britain (q.v.) saw the money-making
potential in mass-nicotine-addiction, they
attempted to steal Americas profits by a form
of legal thievery known as taxation (q.v.).
The American Cult refused to comply, and
proceeded to kill Englishmen until England
agreed to leave them alone.
In order to increase the profits from