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Volume 93 Issue 1, October 26, 2016 1410 NE 66th St. Seattle, WA 98115
Parties Clashing
Pumpkins Smashing
Editor in Chief
Sage Bitter
Josie Aydelott
Connie Bernard
Dylan Baker
Sophie Bell
Nick Conrad
Ella Frederiksen
Isabella Glenn
Finley Harrison
Jonah Harper
Natalie Hutson
Sofia James
Makenzie Kilroy
Mari Kramer
Max Mayer
Galen Ogden
Henry Sanford
Illustrators
Tiamo Minard
Jared Rose-Kim
Maxine Adams
Maggie Udd
Kelly Shor
Estelle Nelson
Nadia Kao
Savannah Wellenstein
Photographers
Taylor Powers
Marco Say
Roxanne Alabastro
Natalie Kauper
Maya Williams
Lidia Elala
Hannah Silver
Hannah Nichols
Anika Wheeler
Front Page
Allison Bullard
Advisor
Christina Roux
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Those Other Elections
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Class, Tiny Kids: the 2020 Experience
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Opinion
Take a Hike!
Autumn Athletics
Sport Times Bring Sadness
Get You a Teacher That Can Do Both
Pageant Edition
9ASR:Lamenting
the Parking Lot Armageddon
Rider Time
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Concert Corner
Portables
Spooky Times in Seattle
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Autumn Recipes
20Spooky
Humans of Roosevelt
Right Around the Block
Top Bops of Fall: Its Fright Night
21Snack
Dancy Pants
Teddy Talks
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October
Two-hour early dismissal, senior class meeting 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m.
Choir and band concert 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.
Light up the Stars drama auction 6 p.m.-8 p.m.
Halloween!
November
4th
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11th
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24th
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Hey Roosevelt!
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Answers:
Across:
1. Gross
2. Metro
4. Walseth
8. One
9. Memorial Stadium
10. Soccer
Down:
1. Greve
3. Gabe Spach
5. Momo
6. Nelson
7. Five
Sage Advice
Across:
1. A negative adjective, also a golf coach
2. The league that Roosevelt competes in
4. Volleyballs #1 fan
8. Number of games lost by mens golf in the past three
years
9. Roosevelts home field
10. Along with teaching math, Mr. Bates also coaches
Down:
1. Roosevelt English teacher honored at recent Seahawks
game
3. Roosevelts golf god
5. Footballs star running back
6. A teacher of both math and football
7. Kilometers in a standard cross country race
NEWS
Staff Reporter
a statement released
In
a few weeks ago, the
Photo by R. Alabastro
Garfield Football is not the only program choosing to take a knee during the national anthem at
their games. West Seattle High School started using
the same platform to voice similar concerns, as well
as 35 other high schools around the country. So far,
Roosevelt hasnt chosen to protest on the field, and
it doesnt appear that they are going to. The issues
that Garfield is facing are less applicable to us, states
Roosevelt Football player Nate Koidahl. According to
Koidahl, Roosevelts team hasnt discussed the recent
events surrounding Garfield Football, although the
team frequently addresses integrity and ways to better themselves individually. Roosevelt Football Coach
Matt Nelsen comments that although Roosevelts
football team hasnt opened any dialogue about the
actions that Garfields team has taken, he strives to
create a culture in the football program thats positive
for the kids involved, not just football-oriented. This
mindset, says Nelson, helps to create a positive community within the football team, and strengthens their
bond both on and off the field.
Despite biting criticism and even threats, Garfield
Football continues to protest with resolve. While GHS
may use to use their program to create change on a
larger level, teams such as Roosevelt use their football
program to do good in a different way: to help players
be the best version of themselves. No matter what the
goals of the programs are, local football teams are using the sport to create positive change.
Staff Reporter
tudents have always been stressed, even before Roosevelt High School was established in 1922. Despite
all that stress, this is the first year that several stress-relief initiatives were worked into Roosevelts schedule.
Rider Time, the two ten-minute passing periods, and
even the late start are all attempts by the Roosevelt
staff and the district to mitigate the stress students currently undertake.
Cynthia Jatul, a biology and biotech teacher at Roosevelt, is the co-founder of Start School Later Seattle,
and thus is one of the principal advocates of the late
start that passed this year. According to Jatul, biology
dictates that humans need sleep, especially teenagers
with a lot of homework and after-school activities. She
says, Sleep deprivation is bad on so many levels. When
youre sleep-deprived, you dont deal with stress well
at all. You cant do your cognition and your higher-order thinking as well, and youre going to be ruled more
by impulse Theres definitely a relationship between
sleep deprivation and stress. This has earned the late
start a place not only at Roosevelt, but also the districts
stress-reduction agenda.
Roosevelts principal, Brian Vance, commented about
Rider Time and the ten-minute passings. According to
Vance, [Stress reduction] is one of the reasons [for
Rider Time]. I think our main goal is for students not to
have to go nonstop from start to finish. Because lunch
is much later this year, Vance says the ten-minute passings were twofold kind of a nutrition break, potentially, and a break in the day so students can socialize.
This is a nod toward the muffins and juice available between second and third periods in the commons. While
many students see these changes just as attempts to reduce stress, it seems Vance and other Roosevelt staff
had that and more in mind.
Ben Stuart is another teacher who has actively been
trying to reduce students stress since before this year.
He is also known by his drama students as bStu. He has
students check in with his Mood Meter and do breathing exercises since the 2014-15 school year the year be-
deprivation is bad
Sleep
on so many levels. When
youre sleep-deprived,
you dont deal with
stress well at all
ules until this year. So the question is, why now? What
prompted Roosevelt to take up arms against stress?
Vance answers solemnly: [Stress reduction] really
came out of the past two years weve had two deaths
by suicide in the past two years, thats certainly been
on our mind. And hearing from students about their
overall stress and thinking about the impact that thats
having on them and their lives [has led us to make
this change]. Stress reduction is something thats often overlooked, but at Roosevelt that is no longer true.
Thanks to the good people of this school, students can
now say the pressure is off.
NEWS
Eat alone?
Theres an app for that
Henry Sanford
Photo by T. Powers
Homelessness at RHS
Support is available for students in need
Mari Kramer
Staff Reporter
he debate over tolerance of homeless camps has become precedent in Seattle, as some rally to support
this growing population, while others tire of what Mayor Ed Murray calls a crisis. After attempted sweeps of
encampments on Seattles public land and the recent
death of a homeless man on I-5, concern over this issue
is continuing to grow. When danger is exposed in these
situations, the city is also reminded that homelessness
doesnt just impact adults.
The question of what to do for this humanitarian issue remains unanswered by Murray, who has yet to give
a short or long-term solution. The real issue behind his
has a clique
Roosevelt
problem
host a lunch. Other people who use the app can then
meet up at that location. Upon opening the app, it displays nearby lunches, all of which are free to join. The
app also has features like group chats, and a point system rewarding those who attend and create lunches.
Kylie Knowles, the Spirit Coordinator at Roosevelt,
says that Roosevelt has a clique problem, and that
she hopes this app will help to make people feel more
included. She says that its also more discrete than
lunches organized by ASR, and hopefully it will encourage more people to participate. Class President Jayne
Walters says that not having anybody to eat lunch with
Photo by L. Elala
danger is exposed
When
in these situations, the
your control, so thats embarrassing, its scary, its unsettling. Despite the good intentions of the staff, Sometimes they dont [come to counselors] because theyre
embarrassed, but we really try to make it so that theres
no shame in it.
As a district and a school, there is a lot of effort that
goes into handling these situations and making sure
people are safe and have the resources they need. Counselors like Duncan are trained to provide such resources and be aware of how they can help. The number of
students in the district that are considered homeless
is underestimated and underreported because people dont always realize how you qualify. The 2015-16
school year identified 3800 homeless students in the
district alone, while 3 percent of students at Roosevelt
this year are declared homeless.
Resources like the McKinney-Vento Program are
there to support students so that they can stay in school
and so that risks that homeless students face can be
minimized. Seattle Schools makes sure that even if living situations become unstable, students are given the
choice to attend the same school or a new one in a more
convenient location. In order to do this, transportation
is provided to and from school, even between districts.
These students are also guaranteed the ability to enroll
with incomplete paperwork, including the absence of a
permanent address.
Duncan stresses the need to support these students
with programs like McKinney-Vento, despite the fact
Staff Reporter
ASR hopes that the Sit With Us! app will create
a more inclusive environment during lunches.
can cause a lot of anxiety surrounding lunch, a problem she hopes this app will address. She also says that
she doesnt think theres a clique culture at Roosevelt,
people just tend not to branch out from their friend
group. She says that the video ASR released has a lot
of people talking about it. She comments that itll be
interesting to see, in the next month what it comes to
be.
Sophomore Ido Avnon, who downloaded the app
shortly after its release, says that it isnt being used for
what ASR intended. Because nobodys really looking at
it, people have made it into jokes. He says that people
used the app to make fun of the school, and that it
was rarely used for its intended purpose of finding people friends to eat with. Idos view of the app might just
be temporary, as the app was only recently introduced
to the school. Freshman Riley Marshall says that he
wouldnt use the app because it seems desperate. This
perception of open lunches is one of the things Kylie
Knowles hopes the app would change. It remains to be
seen whether this perception will change over time.
NEWS
Staff Reporter
Photos by H. Silver
is very glad to be at
He
Roosevelt, and he is loving
to teach students to make something, and that everything students make is unique to them. McElfresh says
its really nice to see those wide-eyed freshmen and
also those seniors that are talking about college. He is
very glad to be at Roosevelt, and he is loving the students, the faculty, the school, the position.
Roosevelt has also welcomed many other new teachers. Chelsea Brown, Duane Edmonds, Sophie Shifra
Gold, Mark Lilly, Caitlin Scott, and Dirk Wiebusch
have all joined the Roosevelt staff as special education
teachers or instructional assistants. Alberto Pen has
been hired for tech, and Thanousauk Sibounevang is a
new custodian. Cathi Rodgveller is new to RHS counseling.
Roosevelt has welcomed many new staff members
RHS administration this year, and all of them, teacher
or custodian, are working hard to make this a good year.
category of wind
speeds reached by
Hurricane Matthew.
2030
the year Obama
promised to have a
manned mission to
Mars.
$50
School closed in
Washington State
due to clown scares.
NEWS
Staff Reporter
ts fun to get caught up in the presidential race fever with the rest of the nation every four years, but
the most covered election isnt necessarily the most
important one. Local, state, and national congressional positions are being overlooked. Everybodys heard
about Trump v. Clinton endlessly, yet very little about
Jayapal v. Walkinshaw. These kinds of under the radar
heard about
Everybodys
Trump v. Clinton endlessly,
yet very little about Jayapal
v. Walkinshaw
In addition to absorbing all of the attention, the presidential election has turned a lot of people off of politics
Staff Reporter
The
Shes frustrated because each class has so many students that it becomes much more difficult to build a
relationship with her teachers.
The crowded learning spaces and amount of students to oversee is also taking a toll on the teachers.
Having a large class is always more challenging,
says freshmen science teacher Jacqueline Wilson.
When asked if class size would keep her from carrying out any labs or activities she says, It takes a little
adjustment. It wouldnt necessarily stop me from
doing those things, but it does make them more
challenging. Daniel Pickard, another freshman science teacher, added that the student/teacher ratio
is not ideal. There is not enough space for every
student and not enough time to individually work
with each one, he says. This is making it harder for
him to enjoy the unique and individual personalities that are found in his classes.
Though there are negatives to the large 2020 class,
there are also some positive aspects. Having a class
OPINION
Staff Reporter
sk yourself, when
was the last time
you were a victim of
or witnessed bullying?
For the vast majority of
us, the answer is a long
time ago, if ever. While
that may be great for
the administrators who pat each other on the back
and clink glasses over this sort of thing, it isnt actually
as good for everyone else as it appears to be on the
surface.
Life today, although there are still issues, is the
easiest it has ever been, especially in America. This
has caused a complacency to fall upon the current
generation, and with the ever-increasing advancements
in technology, the problem is becoming exponentially
worse. It takes pressure to make a diamond, and bullying is a kind of pressure that needs to see a resurgence
if we want to see diamonds come out of the current
youth. Otherwise we are going to end up with a bunch
of coal.
To be clear, there are two kinds of bullying: constructive and destructive. I would never advocate for
the destructive kind; the kind that ruins lives, puts
people on, or over, the edge of suicide, the kind that
they make depressing daytime TV movies about.
Destructive bullying feels like torturous harassment,
whereas constructive bullying makes you feel a bit
insecure and uncomfortable, but wont scar your
existence. Constructive bullying puts victims through
the ringer but doesnt put them in danger; it makes
them think about how they can be better. Bullying is
like a sauna: its rough, but in the right amounts you
come out renewed and healthier. If taken too far, your
well-being is very much at risk. Bullying is not a good
Staff Reporter
OPINION
Staff Reporter
Staff Reporter
n the bright, sunny
neighborhood
of Ravenna, along the
beautiful, wonderfully
one-way 12th ave lays
the crown jewel of Seattle: the Roosevelt High
School parking lot. Every freshman dreams of the day when they will eventually get the chance to park in the lot, and every senior
struts their privilege by not-so-subtly swinging their
key chain lanyards through the halls on their way inside
each morning.
Pulling into the parking lot fills one with a
sense of joy and belonging - everyone is welcome (as
long as they pay the $25 fee and submit all required
paperwork). Collaboration and teamwork is key to
parking in the lot, and encouraging phrases such as
Get out of the way! and Learn how to drive! can
be heard over the sound of the construction across the
street. Trying to find a way around the dozens of other
student drivers and barely escaping at least five minor
crashes every day gets your adrenaline going and is an
affordable alternative to a morning cup of coffee.
Then comes the exciting challenge of finding a
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OPINION
Mackenzie Kilroy
Staff Reporter
I absolutely love it
when I ask people for
food and they actually
give it to me.
-Tiamo Minard
Staff Reporter
OPINION
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Staff Reporter
Copy Editor
t Roosevelt, there is a
variety of classes one
can take. A program called
College in the High School is
offered as an option instead
of AP classes. The most well
known are the LA classes,
since many juniors have to
decide if they want to take APLA, or CIHS. College
in the High School is three different classes: Living in
Place taught by Christine Roux, Margins and Centers
taught by David Grosskopf, and Film and Literature
taught by Reid Von Pohle. There are many differences
between these classes, but perhaps one of the most important is that of recognition. Many students seek the
college credit that both CIHS and AP classes provide.
CIHS provides college credit to UW, which should
transfer to a majority of the colleges in the nation as it
shows up on your transcript as a UW credit. However,
it is taken on a case by case basis, so AP can lure people
who want more certainty. Colleges post their guidelines
to AP scores on the internet, so students can know for
sure if it will be accepted at their desired school.
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FEATURE
FEATURE
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As the scariest election to date draws to a close, understand the candidates, their policies, and the Roosevelt political climate
Connie Bernard and Finley Harrison
Staff Reporters
n Tuesday, Nov. 8, U.S. citizens everywhere will vote for the next president. The two candidates, Democratic representative Hillary Clinton and Republican representative Donald Trump, have been highly contested, but this upcoming November, one of them will become
the nations next president. With all of the medias twisting of words and making jokes out of each candidate, it can be hard to keep each candidates policies straight. This election is one of the spookiest the U.S. has had so far, and the future is sure to be a wild ride.
Manufacturing Sector - Just like you want everyone to stay at your Halloween
party, Clinton intends to strengthen the manufacturing sector by making sure
companies stay in America and do not outsource labor to other countries. She
plans to do this by ensuring that other countries dont take advantage of trade
deals, using them to their advantage, and as a result harming the United States
manufacturing center. Clinton wants to encourage corporations that left to return, bringing back and keeping jobs in the USA.
2,100 Classi-
Energy Development - Its fun to get a sugar rush from all that delicious candy, until crashing a few minutes later. Clinton doesnt want our energy to crash
either. By investing in renewable sources of energy, Clinton wants to guarantee
that our energy will never run out. She intends to raise efficiency standards on
vehicles, helping to reduce our carbon emission and additionally cut tax subsidies
on non-renewable forms of energy. Finally, she wants to implement a $60 billion
Clean Energy Challenge that will expand sources of clean energy on a local level.
2 year long
investigation to
clear Clintons
name after Benghazi
Energy Development There are always those who insist the classic horror
movies are the best. Trump feels this way about energy development. He plans
to revive the coal and oil industries and get rid of EPA regulations that make a
Sour Patch out of fossil fuels.
Gun Rights - Trump believes that people will be safer if they have the ability
to defend themselves with firearms. He opposes many gun control regulations
and thinks that there will be a decrease in crime if guns are more common in
American households.
Abortion - When it comes to abortion, Trump disapproves. He believes that
unless the mothers life is at stake or the pregnancy is the result of rape or incest, abortion should be illegal. Trump references Life, Liberty and the pursuit
of Happiness from the Declaration of Independence by saying that the fetuss
right to life is infringed. He has also stated that he believes there should be punishment for women who abort their pregnancies, though he later rescinded it.
Abortion - No one likes it when someone tells you how exactly to carve your
pumpkin. Similarly, Clinton believes that each woman should have full control
over their own bodies and plans work to protect womens reproductive rights and
stand by Planned Parenthood.
6% away from
Tax + Economic Policies- Its not fair when your parents only take 5 pieces of
candy away from your older brother and 15 from you, who had less candy to begin
with. Clinton agrees with this in terms of her tax policy, vowing to make the rich
pay their fair share of taxes and to help those who really need tax breaks. People
like middle-class working families and those in college.
Gary Johnson
being in the October 9 debate
Tax + Economic Policies - Trump plans to reduce the business tax down to 15
percent. He hopes doing this will save jobs and entice companies to manufacture their products in the United States. He would also like to keep American
companies inside the U.S. by enforcing regulations that will specifically benefit
the American blue-collar worker.
tweets
2 Trump ex-
Immigration - Trump is planning to build a wall and hopes that he can convince Mexico to pay for it. He believes that immigrants should have
to enter the U.S. legally or face the consequence of being returned
to their home countries.
votes Clinton
had over Sanders to become
nominee
Trumps favorite
time to send
wives
Immigration - Clinton is very determined to enact laws that would ensure that
families immigrating into the U.S. will be able to stay together more easily, regardless of their immigration status. She also plans to make immigration more
straightforward and allow those who are trying to immigrate into the U.S. to get
health care.
3.7 million
3:00 a.m.
20 years
Trump couldve
gone without
paying taxes
10+ women
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SPORTS
Staff Reporter
photo by h. Sanford
This hike follows Denny Creek through a thick oldgrowth forest, crossing over waterfalls and swimming
holes along the way. Its a light ascent for the first
part of the trip and there are many opportunities to
stop for a dip in one of the small pools or slide down
the famous water slide rocks. Later along the trail,
you see the powerful Keekwulee falls, where runoff
from the mountains falls over 90 feet. The falls were
named in 1916 after the Chinook word Keekwulee,
meaning to fall down. Keep in mind though, this
hike will become more difficult and possibly impassable as the snow comes this winter.
Advanced: Mount Si
8 miles round trip
3150 elevation gain
45 minute drive
According to a Snoqualmie legend, Mount Si was
the body of the moon, named Snoqualm, which fell
to the earth when it was tricked by the Blue Jay and
Fox. Its fair to say that this famous ascent lives up
to its origin story. The trail goes up and down the
mountain, through old growth forest, with impressive views all along the trail. This is a fairly difficult
hike, with steep elevation gain, but the trail is very
well-maintained. At the top, youll be rewarded with
a stunning view of the surrounding countryside, and
if you look closely at the rock face, you can make out
the face of Snoqualm. Parking can fill up very fast on
the weekends, so its good to get there early. Trekking
poles are good to have for this hike, but not at all
required.
Varsity cross country boys Graham Fulton, Diego Berho, Penn Anderson, Aidan
McCoy, Silas Miller, and Jack Bylund running to the finish line at a Lincoln meet.
SPORTS
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Staff Reporter
important classes, but teachers are as well, since Roosevelts staff includes a number of teachers that are also
coaches. If both coaches and players have to leave early
to travel to competitions, the issue begins to affect a lot
more classes at the end of the day, whether this means
getting a substitute for a teacher or trying to catch students up after missing in-class activities.
Hallee Olsen, a sophomore on Roosevelts JV soccer
team confirms that the later starts have sure made everything more complicated when it comes to juggling
sports and academics. We have to miss way more
school than we did last year, since the games are still
scheduled at the same time as they were [previously], Olsen remarks. Sometimes theres in class [work]
thats hard to do at home. This poses a challenge for
Roosevelts athletes, but Olsen has found that a lot of
teachers are really understanding and try their best to
make sure that we wont fall behind. This interaction
between students and staff appears to be key in keeping athletes in good shape both on the field and in the
classroom.
Unlike Merlino, Hoffman sees that the later start
allows [her] to get work done both before school and
after, and doesnt feel that its any harder to balance
a sport with academics. Shes found that extra time in
the morning, when a sport practices after school, can be
convenient for getting work done.
New start times are welcomed here, but often lead
to an overload at the end of the day, especially when it
comes to playing a Roosevelt sport this fall.
Staff Reporter
photos by
M. Williams
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SPORTS
Fetty describes the new start time as awful and explains that it just doesnt work
with my schedule. The girls swim team
practices have been moved from after
school to before school due to the change
in the schedule. Practice now starts at
7:15 with the girls being required to get
there by 7:00 and ends at 8:15. Another junior, Ellie Yoder, recounts the journey
she makes every morning. From the time
we get out of the pool [8:15] until the time
we have to be in our seats [8:45], we have
thirty minutes. In this time the members
of the team must drive to school, find
parking, go to the locker rooms, shower,
dress, and make it to their class before
theyre marked tardy. A sophomore, Lexi
Hedges, says that her first period teacher un- Girls on the Roosevelt swim team are constantly having to get up
derstands when she is late, although this can early and walk to school dressed in their swim gear just like this.
vary depending on the teacher.
week of school and Im already exhausted. She also
When asked if she feels more stressed out in the reveals that shes, not able to concentrate in class.
mornings, Yoder replies, I do. She also says that she
When asked what she would recommend to improve
feels more stressed out while shes driving to school the situation for the team, Yoder explains, its not
and therefore its harder to focus. A solution to move anything that the school can do, its mostly with the
it after school is not available because there is another Seattle Parks Department because they have an early
team that practices then. This also isnt well liked by morning lap swim, which is right before the time we
the swimmers. When asked if she would prefer to prac- have [to swim]. This goes from 5:45 to 7:15. Yoder elabtice after school, Hedges replies, I dont because after orates, they would not move it back fifteen minutes
school I need to do homework and [go to] clubs. She to have it end at 7:00 theres usually only five to ten
also says, Its nice to have it out of the way so shes people at the morning lap swim and were...a group of...
free to do other things.
almost eighty girls. This seems to be a common feeling
The school changed start times for multiple reasons, among all three girls interviewed, that even an extra five
one of which was in an effort to help students get more to fifteen minutes would help them destress, improve
sleep and be able to focus on their work better in class. their morning routines, and get to class on time ready
With a long exhale Fetty shares, Its only the third to learn.
Photo by H. Nichols
Staff Reporter
et hair dripping on the ground, towels wrapped
around their shoulders with multiple bags hanging on their arms. They run into the school and down
the stairs to the locker rooms. Its already 8:30, and time
is running out.
For a lot of Roosevelt students, the new school start
Staff Reporter
oming off of a state championship, the expectations for a team are always sky high the following
season. For the Roosevelt boys golf team, the recipe
is not as simple as running it back and hoping for the
same results. The team has gone through some major
turnovers since the tournament. They suffered the loss
of 28-year coach Darrel Montzingo who stepped down
in a Peyton Manningesque fashion, and many important senior contributors, including Joe Klemencic and
Sam Skalbania. Max Rose, who acted as interim head
by
T. Powers
Photo
October 26,
SPORTS
2016
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Staff Reporter
s we arrive in the midst of football season the
wealth and dedication of some teams diminishes
that of other less fortunate teams. The Roosevelt football team played Franklin High school on Sept. 30 and
won 56 to 6. Although Roosevelts win was impressive it
wasnt unpredicted; it is a known fact that Franklin is a
small and non-competitive program with only eighteen
players playing for both their Varsity and JV squads.
Unfortunately, with this amount of kids and such little
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32-24 (Seahawks)
27-12 (Seahawks)
44-27 (Seahawks)
124-93 (Warriors)
79-70 (Spurs)
83-76 (Warriors)
113-108 (Warriors)
42-25 (Huskies)
47-29 (Huskies)
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55-17 (Huskies)
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What Not To Do
Staff Reporter
Portables
Staff Reporter
he start of the school year brought with it new
additions to the Roosevelt campus. Two portables were installed in the parking lot in order to reduce overcrowding in classrooms, which has been
a major concern for the school in past years. New
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teachers Amy Noji and Jordana Hoyt both have classes in the portables. According to Hoyt, the portables
are meant to be a temporary solution to the mass
growth of high school enrollment in North Seattle.
Many Roosevelt classes are over the typical 30-34
student capacity. The Seattle School Board hopes to
solve these overcrowding issues with the reopening
of Lincoln High School in Wallingford. Plans have
been made to start reconstruction in June of 2018,
and students are scheduled to start enrollment in the
fall of 2019. In the meantime, Roosevelt has to make
accommodations for the many new and returning
students, and portables were the main solution.
Many students have had a hard time adjusting to
the portables. Much of this has to do with their location in relation to other classrooms in the school.
Senior Spencer White says having to walk back and
forth in between the main building and the portables
is very inconvenient. Weather ranged in the 70s
during the first two weeks of school, and while many
students enjoyed the additional days of sun, those
in the portables were without any air conditioning.
Additionally, internet wasnt fully installed until the
third week of school. Hoyt had to take her class back
and forth into the main building in order to use the
school computers, which she says was disruptive to
the learning flow of her class.
Now that technology issues have been taken care
of, Hoyt feels her students have really adjusted and
gotten comfortable in the portables. Neither Hoyt
nor Noji, who teaches a number of language arts
classes in the portables, see any difference in levels of
energy and engagement in their students from those
taught in the main building. After the initial adjustment, Hoyt says her students have been really helpful, and I think weve been cheering each other on
into settling into the new space.
When asked if they would move into the main
building if the opportunity arose and space was made
available, both said that in terms of convenience they
would. The problem is the journey to my colleagues,
says Noji, Id like to be able to check on them all day
long. And the journey to the bathroom! The distance
from the rest of the school makes these things much
more difficult to manage. However, both say there are
positives to teaching in the portables. I actually really like that I can walk out into the world, says Noji,
Its not a bad thing. Hoyt also feels happy in the
space shes truly been able to make it her own. I
call it my own little island, and theres something nice
about having your own little island.
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Teddy talks
Danc y pant s
Dear Teddy,
With Halloween coming up Ive been thinking about
what I want to do for the holiday. Im 17, and I was
wondering if that was too old for trick-or-treating?
Sincerely,
Trixie OTreater
Staff Reporter
Dear Trixie,
17?! When I was 17 I was well on my way to Harvard.
You want my opinion? Yes, you are way too old to
trick-or-treat. Spend the night doing your homework.
I never stopped working, and that incredible work
ethic got me to be president of these here fine United
States. My kids stopped going out on Halloween when
they were 3-years-old, and in my opinion that was
too long, but it was my dead wife who let them. This
Halloween dont stuff your face with unsanitary candy,
throw all you have into studying for that Tuesday test
and youre sure to have a great night.
The Best President in the World,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Im afraid of the dark but all my friends want to stay
out late on Halloween. What should I do?
Feer Darkmor
Dear Feer,
Its normal to have fears, although of course I dont
have any, but for others it is completely normal. What
you must do is face them head on. Look fear in the
eye and say, Screw you. As I have always told myself, never be afraid of fear. I say, If you could kick
the person in the pants responsible for most of your
trouble, you wouldnt sit for a month. Go out Halloween night and never be afraid to push the limits. Good
luck, Feer.
Your Greatest Inspiration,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Ive been feeling really self-conscious lately because,
well... okay, Im just gonna say it. I cant dab. All my
friends will be dabbing, and Ill just be standing there
and I think theyre starting to suspect that I cant do
it. What if they kick me out of the gang? Help me
Teddy please!
Janie Cantdab
Dear Janie,
Whatever this dab thing is Im sure Id be able to
do it because I can do just about anything. Did you
know I once won a Nobel Prize? But enough about
me, for now. You say you cant dab, well, then just try
harder. Practice will take you a long way. I want you
to drop everything else in your life and just set your
mind to achieving dabnation. Do this, and when you
finally get the hang of it, host a little soire and show
your friends your hard work. Theyll never know you
couldnt do it. As I always say, with self-discipline
most anything is possible.
Wika Wika Wika,
Teddy out
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Delicious snacks that will rock your world in these crisp times
Pumpkin Stones
Staff Reporter Cooking time: yearlong feud (minimum)
Instructions: Pour one cup flour into a large bowl. Toss
ooking for a great way to spice up the rainiest sea- in a pinch of hatred and mix well. Be sure to blast some
son of the year? Give some fabulous fall recipes a heavy metal in order to achieve just the right consistentry. These delicious delights are a great way to have fun cy. Pour in one-half cup water. Next add 1/16th teaspoon
and pass the time, particularly at 9 p.m., when you still of sugar; we dont want it too sweet. The part that
havent started your homework. Good luck and happy makes these scones a convincing treat is the pumpkin spice, so just go crazy. Nothing is too much. You
cooking!
cant go wrong with pumpkin; maybe even toss in some
chunks of your neighbors jack-o-lantern. The final inStuffed Fallapeo Peppers
Suggested market/store: the great outdoors (or just gredient is the most important of them all. Gently fold
in one handful of stones. You can find these anywhere;
your great backyard)
Instructions: First, just get some jalapeo peppers, any some top pickings include the ground, and (of course)
will do. Cut them in half and lay out the peppers on a all those gravel roads around Seattle. Divide dough into
baking sheet. Now for the most vital part of this de- six triangles, place on a cooking sheet and bake at 555
lightful dish: fall leaves. Be sure that your rotting leaves degrees for 3.76 hours. Once they are cool, enjoy sharare free range, organic, and cruelty free. You should ing with your best of enemies.
never support the corporate leaf business; theyre the
bad guys. Personally, I gather mine from Green Lake
(nothing beats freebies, am I right?). So now that you
have your first ingredient, lay a bed of freshly rotting
leaves in the bottom of your jalapeo peppers. To season, sprinkle on some nice stinky soil from another local park or compost pile. The final touch to this seasonal recipe is some crisp fall air, to bring out the harmony
of earthy and spicy flavors. Bake your masterpiece at 60
degrees in the autumn sun for one day. Served on any
fall occasion, these natural treats are a sure fire hit.
Mackenzie Kilroy
Teddy Tonic
Important materials: a black ski mask
Instructions: Wearing your black ski mask, you must
sneakily obtain the required ingredients for this terrific tonic. Its a job for only the stealthiest of students.
Step one: on Tuesday, wait outside Andrew Chamberlins room before school starts, then (just as the Fruit
and Veggie Club is leaving their meeting) slip through
the door and run inside to borrow some left-over apples. Exit without a trace. Step two: This next essential
ingredient is the most difficult of all to obtain. First
you must find a way to get down to the field during a
football game (whatever it takes). Get into position and
wait, lurking in the shadows. Have a small vial at the
ready, and then, as a player is handed a water bottle,
tiptoe forward and collect a drop of RHS sweat. Even
the smallest amount will do. Step three: The last component of this recipe will take you into the deep dark
depths of the drama department. There, in the black
box theatre, collect a sample of dust from the top of the
props cabinet. This is the finest of dust in all the school
and is the only kind suitable for this wonderful elixir.
Now, to prepare the Teddy Tonic, finely chop the apples
and add the desired amount of water. Add in the sweat
and dust to taste, and boil over a Bunsen burner in Jon
Bonnelles room until you get caught. Then take your
tonic and run. Only then are you a true Rough Rider.
Humans of Roosevelt
W
hen you walk through Roosevelts halls, what do you imagine rushes through the heads of your peers? What tensions exist? Where have our minds
gone? Where will they go? Find out what opinions are held in the halls of Roosevelt High.
Misconceptions people
have about me is that Im a
jerk, but Im actually really
nice.
Stereotypes at Roosevelt
are a hard thing to see. I
havent really noticed that a
whole lot.
-Benjamin, 20
Photo by H. Silver
- Jyoti, 17
Misconceptions that
people have about me are
that since Im part Asian
and a lot of people know
that, they think Im really
good at all academics and
get straight As.
The worst stereotype
thats perpetuated at Roosevelt is racial profiling.
- Olivia, 20
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Are you an alt eater? Here are some local nooks in the neighborhood
Sophie Bell
Staff Reporter
Photo by H. Silver
Restaurants offer a good midday meal, but many students still arrive early to cafs for a morning coffee or
an after school treat, which often means Starbucks is
Yesterday - Noname
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