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GENDER NEUTRAL
(BIRTH OF EVIL)

POST ELECTION MEMOIR

BY
ORI ALON

GENDER NEUTRAL
(BIRTH OF EVIL)

Post election memoir

By
Ori Alon

Alfassi Books
Beacon NY
2017
www.alfassibooks.com
Property of Humanity

In memory of Trayvon Martin (1995-2012)

INTRODUCTION
In the summer of 2016 I offered Playful Paperwork
services at the Republican National Convention and
the Democratic National Convention. As part of my
role as the Executive Empowering Clerk of the Center
for Supportive Bureaucracy I issued Joy Permits,
Forgivers Licenses, Racism Release Forms, Open
Carry Permits for musical instruments, OK Parent
Awards, Village Fool Diplomas, Pain Deeds, Apology
Declarations, DIY Certificates of Recognition, Adults
Special Achievement Stickers, Refurbished Report
Cards and other official documents. In Philadelphia I
was interviewed by the popular conspiracy theory
website InfoWars, and although I presented my work
as a non partisan project my liberal agenda was
exposed and I was bombarded with hateful comments
calling to deport me (to wherever it is I came from).
Even my beautiful unibrow was made fun of and the
concerns Ive raised were ignored. I managed to be in
denial of these comments until I woke up on Nov. 9th
and decided to rethink my artistic path. This social
media memoir is dedicated to those who are making
the world a better place through creativity, love and
compassion.
Enjoy reading,
Ori Alon

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Stalin: (in Yiddish) "Two noblemen got into a fight. One

wrote to the other: 'if you beat my Jews, I'll beat yours.'"
Hitler: ha ha ha!

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After sex

Foreplay

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Passion

Kissing

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SUGGESTIONS / MORE FEEDBACK:

Stability ______________________________

Listening _____________________________

Support (general) ______________________

Support (emotional) ____________________

Compassion __________________________

Laughter _____________________________

Connection ___________________________

Love

RELATIONSHIP:

Flirting

Rate according to your experience with your lover. Leave

blank if not applicable.

PERFORMANCE:

Relationship type: casual / long-term / married / divorced /

cheating / open relationship / complex / _____________

Date: _____________ location: _______________

Lovers name: _____________________________

Issuer name: ______________________________

Form FXL-938120 is meant for lovers to give and receive

proper evaluation in order to increase love efficiency rates,
FOR LOVERS USE ONLY provide further explanation if
desired (See PO-92)

Empowering Clerks Network

Center for Supportive Bureaucracy
Compassionate America, LLC
Lovers Survey (FXL-938120)

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END / PROLOG
Before going to Trump rallies and the RNC people warned me of
potential violence. I didnt encounter violence - I met people. All people
have stories, and all stories are equally unique, deserve listening to and
can benefit from some compassion and recognition. Politics may be silly
sometimes, but the human journey is always fascinating to me...

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If you enjoyed this book please consider making a PayPal

donation at supportivebureaucracy.org to support my
work or Pay it Forward with time/money to another cause.
Thank you
Ori

ALFASSI BOOKS BEACON NY

Ori Alon is the NYT music critic,

Founder and Director of the Center for
Supportive
Bureaucracy,
the
Empowering Clerks Network and
Alfassi Books. He creates and issues
official Playful Paperwork documents,
a comics series with postage stamps
and writes children's stories, poetry
and prose. He lives in Beacon NY with
his wife Ana and three children. Read
his artist book Regulations are
Flexible and see more of his work at
www.supportivebureaucracy.org

www.bit.ly/GenderNeutralBirthOfEvilOriAlon