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Die
Dinosaur
MICHAEL SIKKEMA
BLAZEVOX[BOOKS]
Buffalo, New York
Die Die Dinosaur by Michael Sikkema
Copyright 2017
First Edition
ISBN: 978-1-60964-275-4
Library of Congress Control Number: 2017930007
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Nigel believed me suicidal just for saying
the words country music but hes
the kind of person who hums in the check-out
lane thinking about a holstein cow covered
in suction cup dildoes
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Listen to me closely when
Im going to talk about
goat heads
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I own my complete bones
the box set
after just a few low payments
after anyone is on fire enough
anyone buries me deep in
the Green Valley gas station
parking lot
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I have all these
white helicopter stories and
lousy aim
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We have
just learned
that the town is
changing its
name to Joystick
so be aware
that the line
forms here
Its BYOB
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All this talk about
exit speed and
I cant even
get my weather
balloons straight
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Nice squad of maggots came by
said to tell you to forget about
the whole thing with the ocean
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its all just candy and rust is
what the ranger had taught the crow
to say to paying customers after
seven years of not really trying
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The truth is that
it takes all kinds, even
these barfy starfish
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Stop calling me porcupine
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Pressed for time like spring dafs
we learn to hate two bosses at once. We make
the goats ill with warm oil so theyll pass
the poison rhodedendrens while we dress
for supper with the dignitatary whose throat
well slit with the lid of a spam can. Please
keep this portion for your records
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Today well picnic and discuss
consent. Hopefully
tomorrow finds us all three in
peach juice and goggles
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Some heroes have vibratory
saddles, right?
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I was supposed to pay a man to let
me talk like everybody
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