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In the section open to public questions and comment the politics of the boundaries but will look at population
the following matters were raised. The improvement in the and some specific points. The first elections will be in early
dog dung situation on the streets due to the notices posted May 2009. A down side is that Kerrier D.C. is losing Key
by residents in their properties and elsewhere. The inhabited officials at a time when they need to maintain services.
vehicle at Anna Maria and the resultant ‘Enforcement’ He told the Council that the County Council is to raise
notice. The scheme for twelve more affordable houses now Council Tax by 4.94% and Kerrier by 1.5%. The unitary
being negotiated with ‘Ocean’. The proposed improvement authority which has been created to save money will in the
to the Bridle Way at Low Barn which may require some short term cost us more. (I am willing to bet any amount
closure. that we shall never see a real reduction in Council Tax. Ed.)
In the meeting proper after apologies for absence He went on to comment about S. W. Waters decision to
and the acceptance of the minutes points were raised as close Bowling Green. A Councillor interjected to say that
follows. he had telephoned S. W. Water to tell them that they must
The letters about student car parking in Mabe had keep the road open. They had riposted by pointing out
produced a response and yellow lines had been painted that there were alternative routes to the Medical Centre.
this very day. The result was that the cars had moved and He had informed them that these routes were impassable
impeded access to Treliever Farm. The Council were told to both Ambulances and Fire Engines. Councillor Hatton
that the next phase of development at the Campus was continued with the information that the week commencing
to take place further down the hill near Packsaddle when 25th February will see the start of a three week consultation
accommodation for a further 500 students will be built period about the 20 mph speed limit for the village and the
with NO CAR PARKING FACILITIES. The college positioning of ‘speed bumps’ at the top of the village near to
authorities say there is no need as all first year students will
the school. A number of councillors voiced their opposition
reside on Campus. This ignores the fact that only 20% of to having ‘speed bumps’ on the differing grounds of safety
students live in the College Campus area and that public (Tractors and trailers slowing down to negotiate the bumps
transport does not dovetail together to provide effective and lunatic drivers overtaking as they did so), damage to
access which means that about 80% may bring some form vehicles (coming upon them unawares) etc. etc. Councillor
of transport. Hatton informed the meeting that as far as he was aware
The fact that the rubbish in the cemetery has not the ‘speed bumps’ were not negotiable and an essential part
been collected for a month despite a paid contract for of the 20 mph scheme. The Council agreed to arrange
fortnightly removal was reported and a letter will be sent. an extra special meeting to discuss their response to the
Councillor Neil Hatton reported saying that the consultation. Councillor Hatton thanked the Council and
Budock Parish Council had paid for the repainting of a left to attend another meeting in another Parish. (Clearly a
Fingerpost which had given the post a nice ‘heritage’ feel. “Man for all meetings.”)
He suggested that he should approach the artisan to look A written Police report was received which made
at our 13 Fingerposts. He told of the approval of the Spar mention of the improvement in the dog fouling situation.
Shop planning application and said that the biggest problem It mentioned two incidents of damage said to have been
had been with the Kerrier Conservation Officer but that caused by people from outside the village but where no
all was now well. He informed the Council that many evidence was available. The P. C. and the P. C. S. O. are
people were upset by what was happening at Port Navas in close touch with the village youths and are aware of the
Quay and that what had once been an Oyster Farm now move towards a basketball team.
seemed to be turning into an Oyster Factory. Portugese Planning applications for extensive alterations and
spat is being imported and grown on and more traffic is additions at Barrans and Oyster House attracted no support
using the approach roads and the Environment Agency at all and the Council have sent in written opposition to
and Natural England will be looking at the situation. He both schemes.
moved on to the Electoral review looking at the boundaries
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Roughly four and a half billion years ago our solar Our dear friend and a very hard worker for
system was formed. Within about twenty million years Constantine and the Tolmen Centre, Martin Stenning
the planet had cooled enough for water vapour to turn died on Sunday evening 3rd Feb in the Gambia, where he
liquid. Sometime in the next billion years life started in had gone to try to build up some sunshine hours. He had
a very simple form in the seas that had formed from the been rather wisht before he left in early December, and had
condensed water vapour. Slowly plants and then insects planned to return at beginning of March.
colonised the land that appeared and three hundred and This is part of an email from his friend Sandy
fifty million years ago the first amphibians followed. A Wainsbury of the Home Farm Project, in the Gambia
hundred million years later dinosaurs came along and where he was staying.
stayed as the species at the top of the food chain for one “Martin lived his life to the full right to his last
hundred and eighty million years. Sixty five million years days and he has been up in the bush with me on the project
ago mammals put in an appearance and about two million for various work days which he loved and has proved to
years ago Homo Erectus, a bipedal ancestor of ours was be very useful with his lifetime of building experience. He
living in Africa. Modern man – Homo Sapiens appeared thoroughly believed in what we are trying to do in our small
about two hundred and fifty thousand years ago. So life way and encouraged me no end.”
started at 2,700,000,000 years ago and modern man has “I have no regrets in inviting him to come out for
been around for 250,000 years. the winter – especially with the weather I have been hearing
Life grows and replicates itself. Energy is needed about over there. He loved it over here and had made some
to sustain life and to enable growth and reproduction. wonderful Gambian friends who are inconsolable at losing
Simple life forms get their energy in the form of warmth him and also a bit confused as they don’t quite understand
or radiation from the sun or other sources. As life forms our Western ways of doing things.”
sought energy some met their need by absorbing others. “A perpetual optimist and a very dear man.”
Life forms became bigger, grew appendages, moved faster The Martin that we knew in Constantine was full of
and the inevitable process of evolution began driven by the interesting ideas, a founder member of the CEC, and helped
need for energy. A balance had to be achieved between enormously with the development of the Tolmen Centre,
predator and predated otherwise the system would have including being up ladders painting in the Tolmen and at
collapsed. This balance seems to have stayed steady until the Bus Shelter. He also devised a scheme of “Goodwill
mankind, and specifically modern man arrived with an Housing” that earned him recognition as a Millennium
upright bipedal carriage, opposable thumbs, calculating Fellow.
brain and power of speech. At the moment his family are making arrangements
We live our lives very quickly. Sixty seconds per for some sort of memorial service in March, details will be
minute, sixty minutes per hour, twenty four hours per day posted later. In the mean time I am gathering a collection
and three hundred and sixty five days per year. Roughly together to send out in his memory to the Home Farm
31.5 million seconds per year. Life has been around for Project in the Gambia. Look up the Web site www.
2.7 Billion years. If we shrink that 2.7 billion to One year africaorganics.org and see what’s it’s all about, and if you
then Dinosaurs, whom we regard as an example of a failed want to support it in this way, please drop a donation to Liz
evolutionary process, were only around for 24 days, 7 hours, Moore, Bow Window or at the Tolmen Centre, (envelope
19 minutes and 57 seconds. Modern man has been around marked Martin Stenning).
for 48 minutes and 30 seconds, not even an hour, and in Many thanks Liz Moore
that time has used up the greater part of the fuel laid down
as waste products by previous living entities.
Perhaps all those waste products were polluting the planet Linda Hart sends sincere thanks to her friends, neighbours
and needed to be removed by a species evolved to do so? and the kind people of Constantine for all their care and
Perhaps we are evolutions sanitary engineers and when we concern, frequent visits and practical assistance following
have cleaned up, will be replaced by the next evolutionary her fall. The broken leg appears to be healing slowly but
advance? Perhaps in the vast span of time and space we are surely and she hopes that it will not be too long before she
just a dung eating microbe here for a blip and then gone? is ‘pounding the beat’ again.
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They travelled in cars with no seat belts, no air bags and They had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and
no restriction on the life of tyres, rode bicycles without learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
wearing helmets, ‘hitch hiked’ all over the place often in the
back of vans or lorries loose and sometimes with assorted And if YOU are one of them - CONGRATULATIONS
livestock.. - You belong to one of the most inventive, resourceful,
adventurous and healthy generations ever.
They drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT
from a bottle, shared one soft drink with four friends, from §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this, ate cakes,
white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in Letter to Editor
it, but weren’t overweight because......THEY WERE
ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! From Angela Stokes
They would leave home in the morning and play all day As the owner of three small dogs I thoroughly
without mobile phones, and arrive back when the streetlights agree with the comments made in your article Poop Poop
came on. No one was able to reach them all day and they De Poop. I regularly walk my dogs and always go prepared
were O.K. to clear up the excrement wherever it happens.
I like to think that I have the ‘de luxe’ version of
They would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and the ‘dog walkers kit’ by carrying a small, cheap childs plastic
then ride down the hill, only to find out they had no brakes. spade which can be used to clear up any offending matter
After running into the bushes a few times, they learned to deposited or found on our bridleways. It only takes a few
solve the problem . moments to scrape up the dung and place it under brambles
to keep the paths clean for others. There are always plastic
They did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, video bags in my pockets for use when walking in the village or
games, 99 T.V. channels, video tape movies, surround sound, other public places.
mobile phones, text messaging, personal computers, DVD I can appreciate how disgusted people feel when
players, Internet or Internet chat rooms..........THEY HAD they walk out onto the footpath or their front gate only to
FRIENDS and went outside and found them! find a pile of unsightly dog dung.
There have been occasions when I have had to face
They fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth, played the same problem as there is no footpath and often the grass
with worms and mud pies made from dirt, dammed streams verges either side of my gate are used as a dumping ground
and got soaking wet, walked miles over private farmlands to often by quite large dogs. I have even found piles of dung in
harvest wild fruits and no-one complained and learned to the middle of my gateway causing a hazard for any visitor.
swim, unsupervised in the local river, creek or canal. I am sure that other people have suffered in the
same way. We are all responsible for our dogs (after all the
They played Cricket with home made bats and wickets poor dogs can hardly say:- “I’m sorry to have gone there.”
and any ball that was handy, Rounders with home made Can they?)
bats and any old ball, Football with a leather ball and coats So, come on dog people, let us all make an extra
for goal posts, all in any field near by. ‘British Bulldogs’ and effort to keep our village paths, pavements, highways and
‘Solomons Donkey’ were played in the school playground byways ‘dung’ free.
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The new incumbent at the Constantine Ritz, Dr. Llewellyn It was with deep regret and intense displeasure
Llewellyn ap Gryffyd Glyndwr has caused a commotion that I today learned of the opposition being expressed,
bordering on a furore by his suggestion that he will be willing by some supposed loyal but misinformed members of the
to screen films originating in Islamic countries alongside the community, to the application for a Premises Licence by
usual staple fare of violence, sex and musicals from Europe, Constantine Primary School.
America and Australasia. A number of national papers, Supposedly knowledgeable allegations that the
from their lofty position in the gutter, have criticised him granting of the licence will see regular ‘functions’ running
and called for his resignation. The complaint against him, to the early hours of the morning with loud music and
upheld by some of his own customers who should know excess alcohol being consumed both on and off the
better, is that he will be swamping our precious culture with premises demonstrates a totally misinformed opinion and
films glorifying popular song figures like Abdul Abulbul a jaundiced attitude. As far as I am aware no function in
Emir or else will show the followers of the Islam to be as recent memory has run past midnight and the school does
human as everyone else. not currently hold, nor is eligible to hold in the future, a
Sidney, our one armed projectionist, says that he is all for licence for the sale of alcohol.
Shariah Law but then he thinks that is Jude Laws daughter. The only people that will be hurt by the withholding
He asks you, dear readers, to keep his secret safe from of the Premises Licence will be the pupils. Nativity plays,
Esmeranda. parent assemblies, choir rehearsals and performances, after
school clubs will all go. Choir performances at the Parish
§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ Church, Tolmen Centre, carol singing, Carnival Day,
Garden Society, weddings, WI Christmas dinner – will be
CASUAL things of the past.
The effort and enthusiasm these children put into
Our contact within the Over 70’s Leap Frog team tells rehearsals and performances is recognised throughout the
us that they have had such success in the past ten years South West and London, through Constantine Primary
that their coffers are full to overflowing. All the members School being selected as one of the five schools in the
were called to a special meeting to discuss what could be county to pilot the Government ‘Sing up’ initiative. The
done with the huge amount available. Suggestions ranged look of delight on the faces of the children at the pride
from the sublime to the ridiculous and outside bodies as displayed by the parents in the audience at their periodic
beneficiaries were ruled out one by one. So, nothing for performances is a sight that once seen is never forgotten.
politicians, police, teachers or nurses. Likewise extravagant Additionally the experience they gain through learning to
alcohol fuelled celebrations were discarded. The idea that work as part of a team, the discipline and commitment that
met with most approval was suggested by the Penpennick they are required to display, and the responsibility they
twins and will be put into effect over the next months of the exhibit stay with them for life. I urge any right minded
closed season. Both the long course and the short course supporter of the community, and the future generations
are to be revamped to bring them up to six star standard. that are being nurtured at Constantine School, to reject
Obstacles will be made larger. Corners will be tightened. any association with this misguided, ill thought through
Pouncells brook will be deepened and widened with a faster petition that is being circulated.
water flow. Hogmans Hangnet will be dismantled and
reset with new and vigorous gorse bushes. Benders Blind Alison Churchley
will have a boggier surface. Upper reaches will be opened
to the wind and the hundred and twenty yard section of THIS LETTER HAS OUR SUPPORT AND
George Glutens Granite Grunt will be polished and oiled LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IF YOU UPSET
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ALISON CHURCHLEY YOU UPSET THE
GWEDER MYRAS. EDITOR.