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Sir Andre and the

Power Outlet: A
Legacy

Main Authors: Brian Zoo 5B

Other Authors: Cole W., Ryan F.,
Zack I., Jay J., Colin B.
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Announcements:
1. ANY NEW MEME STORIES CREATED BY COLLABORATORS WILL
RESULT IN TERMINATION IMMEDIATELY FROM THE STORY. THIS
IS TO PREVENT INACTIVE COLABS. But if you wrote a specific
chapter ALL YOURSELF you can credit yourself in it.
2. Brian will be starting a page where you can suggest topics and
plots we can use for upcoming chapters. You could say that I
suggest that in CHPT 5 Sue Capoone banns himself but then
returns to help .
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Collaborator Rules:
Do not disrespect ANY member of Sir Andre and The Power Outlet: A Legacy
No spam
Try to keep away from things popular (Star Wars, etc) because we do not want to become
a fanfiction or EU story of something like star wars.
Inactivity for over a week results in complete termination from the story. You will
receive a warning if you have an excuse like no wifi or other problems
If a person decides to start his own collab, they will be terminated because Mrs. Andres
rules
Also check your own inbox (school) for email updates.
If you want to use a different account then email Cole at colewise06@gmail.com or
coleyface4me@gmail.com or themutbeast@gmail.com or
2020.cole.w@nysmithschool.com
For Brian email him at brianminecraftpenguin@gmail.com
For Ryan email him at strypeeryan@gmail.com
Please do not use inappropriate words such as wiener, etc.
MRS ANDRE WILL BE VERY MAD
If you want to be credited for a paragraph or sentence comment for a credit. sk about
master copies with me (Cole)
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ABSOLUTELY NO
COPYING THIS
DOCUMENT or you will face the consequences.. Duh duh duh
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Table of Contents:
Prologue ~ IT'S SPOOKAY TODAY
Chapter 1 ~ The Chase is Real???
Chapter 2 ~ Deja Vu???
Chapter 3 ~ Its Pusheen Time!
Chapter 4~ TRUE SPOOKAY
Chapter 5~ LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Chapter 6~ THE TRUTH OF SUE Capoone
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Character and Meme List:

Opal Items:

Opal Saltshaker, Opal Hotdogs, Opal Heisman Trophy,

Main Characters:

Brian, Sue Capoone, Grumpy Schrembs, Nyan Heisman, John Cena (the dog), John Cena, Billy,
Bobby, Jay, Ryan F., Pepe, Mega Pepe, Pepe the Vatican City Gym Leader, Pepe The Pope,
Harambe the Turkey, Harambe, Kelvin the Bear, Cashier Cashew, Jeff, Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat,
Grandma Betty, Sir Ambe, Cole (triggered), Cole (untriggered), Ryan K., Ill, Umi, Nati, Sir Lint,
Sir Tinly, Jimmy, Joey, Al Coholic, Ben Dover, Beware, Auguste the Computer Guy, Grandma
Betty, Yint, Zack, Colin, Sueinati, Boulderdash, Brandon, Zack, ColeyFace4Me, Bewear, Petey
the Partying Penguin, Setey the Partying Penguin, Granite, Moanna, Cole Symphony, Mafatu,
Pusheen, The MLG Dorito Dabberz, Santa Hazel, Singing Zak, General Petey, General Setey,
Slicky, Licky, Timmy, Tommy, Sir Poland, Sir Caviness, LIXA, SIR LIXA, Sir He-Is-Man, Sir
Bateman, Sir Dab-a-lot, Sir Pusheen, Cecil Harambe the XXVII (the 27th), Sue, In, Nati. Zaks
Audi, Bob Barker, Alexander the social studies guy, Simphson, Bart Simsphosn, The Sim
Family, Cockildodildo (Coles child), Gabe, Sir Llama, Tobu

Animals: Lixa Gorillas,

Locations:

Gabe Street, Memusburg

Objects:
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Types of Memes:

Other:

The song Cancin del tributo de Harambe para los seores de Meme (Harambe Tribute Song

for the Meme Lords), the song Cancin homenaje gabe (Gabe tribute songs), the 1337th

Garrison of the Penguin Army

Hoffmans Hot dogs, Grandma Betty cookie Factory, Illuminati, Heismans hotdog Factory,
Opal Boomerang, Opal Partying Trophy, The Celebrated Jumping Pepe of Calaveras County,
The celebrated jumping Sot of Calaveras County, The Headless Sue, SUPER VILLAIN
ILLUMINATI, Ork Ork Ork Ork Ork, Cecil, The Great Caroling Catastrophe, The CHOKE,
Lost in my moms car, Jays frozen water bottle, its raining tacos, YOLO, Opal Power Outlet,
Headless Heisman, pointy nose, ITS SNOWING!!!, Closet Freinds, Barnabus Belly Wise,
SUPER POWER OUTLET (REINFORCED OPAL), Coles Lunch Box, Sue Dabboooon,
Capoone land, Polands Prison, Alexander Kneeslapps, Knee Slapping Chorus, Opal Burger,
LOOOOOMINATI Confirmed items, Jumping Pusheen, Sleeping Pusheen, Eating Pusheen,
Pooping Pusheen, Grandma Alexander, Ian, Grumpy Pusheen, Mr. Alexander Wood, SHORT
MEMES ALL OUT, SHORT MEMES ALL OUT!, Triggered Pusheen, Sir Andre Alexander the
Great, Triggered Alexander, A Alexander Knee Slapp, Illuminati Confirmed Items, Looooo, Im,
and Nati, Capoone Region, LIXA, LIXA HEISMAN, ZAKALIXA, Incan Doctor Justin, Patient
Alexander Wood
KENAOU CONSPIRACY MEMES, FROWNING OBAMA MEMES, BRILLIANCE MEMES,
PEPPERIDGE FARM, MLG CONFIRMED, Memusxandria, Opal Knife, Opal Sword
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Prologue: IT'S SPOOKAY TODAY

Billy bought a new puppy. Oh, that one. said the cashier. And his name is John Cena!
Hurry up Billy, were going to be late for the 20th Annual Spookay Parade, in the year 665
AHD! Bobby exclaimed. Right at that moment, the puppys eyes turned dark red. Lightning
flashed and thunder rumbled. Billy sprinted for the car to avoid the raid. You forgot your
receipt! the cashier hollered. Right when the parade started, they arrived. Then, when Billy was
listening to Tobu Intro, Bobby noticed the huge lasers in the sky. THIS ISNT GOOD BILLY!
Bobby yelled. They jumped in the car and evacuated. When they pulled up to the driveway, Sue
Capoone knocked them into concussions. The legendary Sue Capoone had arrived. At that exact
moment, the puppys eyes flashed blood red. Sue Capoone commented the dog, and said Its
Spookay Today. in a stern evil voice as he held grandma betty making weird sounds.
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Chapter 1: The Chase is Real???

Im glad that was just a dream. Phew, that scared the heck out of me! However, the
opera in Texas was really swagilicious and awesome. said Billy. But wait! Today they were
going to adopt a dog. And then it all became real. The fabulous Jay was walking down the street
in Texas looking for a stone. The opera just finished and someone found a 20 dollar bill in a car.
Jay found his stone and was baffled, because it was a mega stone. He went to his neighborhood.
Just then, Sue Capoone came by and gave Jay a dog by the name of JOHN CENA!!!!!!! Jay
nicknamed the dog Entei the Sentei. Then, when the dog barked, someone said I like trains.
And JOHN CENA got hit by the train, but stopped it with his bark which summoned Pepe to
take the blow and got revived in the Opera house. Billy and Bobby rushed to Jay. Then, Ryan ran
up and said I hate memes and Jay said too bad #rejected. And somehow the mega stone
reacted to Pepe the Pope, and Pepe became Mega Pepe the Pope, also the Vatican City Gym
Leader. Then, the dog barked again and a turkey was saved. The turkeys name was Harambe.

Harambe appeared out of the Turkey, ripping out its Memus Organus. The turkey
suddenly turned into a delicious dinner, in honor of being in the presence of Pepe le Pope. Then,
Harambe pulled out the opal salt shaker and turned the potato nearby into McDonald's french
fries coated with grease, jumbo edition to go. Then, Ryan ran a few laps around the
neighborhood and saved 10 more turkeys. They ran and went all the way to the White House in
Washington DC and caused trouble in the House of Representatives. Then, Sue Capoone went
and took the turkeys to a pen which was like paradise. Back in Texas, Harambe was ripping
everything. A pokemon trainer was starting their pokemon journey. Their name was jeff and the
starter pokemon they chose was Pikachu. They went on route 1 and what they saw was Harambe
coming to the local Pokemon Center and ripping it to paper. Then, John Cena barked and
summoned a Nyan Cat disaster. Keyboard Cat was playing the piano and the dog barked again.
Then, a great voice yelled KAMEKAMEHAAAAA!!! Because of this, Sue Capoone became
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deaf. Then, the Killing Cons like Harambe since 2001 (Killing Cons like Harambe since 2001
Zack) were on the scene. Harambe was playing the new PS4 game Badboy Rats. It was really
fun and Harambe was addicted when the Cons arrived on the scene with Sue Capoone.
Meanwhile, Ryan finished 100 more laps and saved 100 more turkeys. Then, the turkeys came in
the Kennedy Theater and performed Pink Fluffy Unicorns.

Sue Capoone could hear after Grandma Betty sang the song of un-deaf. As Harambe
passed level 10 in Badboy Rats, his alter ego Sir Ambe chose Rowlet as his starter and started his
short journey in the world. Then, Sue Capoone came in and put a net on Harambe and pulled him
outside. Youre next, Billy and Bobby! Sue Capoone shouted. Then, a black van with Grumpy
Schrembs as the driver burst on the scene. Jay dragged Harambe (who was tased) into the black
van where a few people were waiting. Cole (triggered form), Billy, Bobby, Ill, Umi, Nati, and
Kelvin the Bear eating the opal saltshaker. They drove off with Ryan sprinting at them after he
saved 1,000,000 turkeys that were saved by him running laps. Meanwhile, his podcast Random
Fun Pop Songs with Potatoes and Ronald McDonald played for the 500th time. It was the
weirdest Thanksgiving Jay ever had. Ill, Umi, and Nati looked at their book of memes. In it was
this.

REPORT: TUESDAY 19th, 1337 FROM ILLUMINATI HQ

There were many cowboys in the Galapagos. They all owned toasters and ate pasta in
bowls. There were a total of 666 cowboys in the entire Galapagos Islands. There were three
unique cowboys in the pack. One was called Ill, the other was called Umin, and the other was
called Nati. These three were born as a triplet and went on to found the great Illuminati. Back
in the day when the Illuminati was still strong, rumors went around town that a stranger that
could read the future gave them a bag. In the bag there were 3 All Seeing Eyes, and there was
a message. Your beloved dank memes shall soon die in the hands of Donald Trumps nukes.
One will be shot at the Cincinnati Zoo. Meanwhile, the other will disappear in your own
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Bermuda Triangle. The others shall perish soon. These two memes mentioned were Harambe
and John Cena.

The Illuminati took this message very seriously. Teams were diverted into team
Omega, Alpha, Delta, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Heart, Soul,
Silver, Crystal, Gold, Fire, Leaf, Hydro, Red, Blue, Green, X, Y, Black, White, and Yellow.
These teams were diverted across the globe. Omega, Alpha, with Delta as the commander
went to the Cincinnati Zoo. Here they were just in time. They saw a child fall in the pen. They
split up so section Omega would rescue the child, Alpha would neutralize all threats to
Harambe, and Delta to go in and get him safely to base. In a record 3 minutes Omega rescued
the child and in 4 minutes Alpha forced all people with guns away from the area. Getting
Harambe took a while. However, in record timing of 10.5 minutes they got him and safely
transported him to Illuminati HQ. Meanwhile, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Platinum, Diamond,
and Pearl got to John Cenas ship also carrying Chuck Norris. They quickly explained the
situation and moved them to base.

The other groups were not lucky. They saw all of the other dank memes trapped in a
cave with reporters everywhere and guns around. While a team consisting of Red, Blue,
Green, Fire, Hydro, and Leaf removed all observant spectators, Teams X, Y, Black, and White
removed and confiscated all evidence and guns. Meanwhile Heart, Soul, Gold, Silver, Crystal,
and Yellow rescued the memes and brought them to base. However they faced a problem. The
toaster broke and they had some very hungry people on board. Because of this, they
immediately went to HQ. There they actually had a freaking working toaster. Harambe would
live the rest of his life in peace and harmony.

The mission was successful. All of the dank memes were rescued and they lived
happily in Illuminati base. Meanwhile, the last team (Penguin), the leader of all operations
made lies and illusions so people would think nothing unnatural happened. Because of this,
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thanks to three cowboys, all of the dank memes in the world were saved forever from the curse
of having no dank memes. They would live happily ever after, sometimes visiting the museum
of Dank Memes. In it were Sue Capoone, and many more like Kelvin the Bear. After that, they
had pasta for dinner.

Alright, lets get back on track. Ryan decided to recruit his turkey minions to chase Ryan
K. because he pronounced Harambe wrong. Meanwhile, Pepe joined Jay on his adventures to
become the pokemon champion. Then, Grumpy Schrembs pulled off the road into a secret
allway. Grandma Betty then decided to buy a pack of Hoffmans Hotdogs (Hoffmans Hotdogs
Ryan F. and Cole). After this, a black helicopter landed and took them away from the black
van. 10 minutes later it landed and took them in a white van. Then, a white helicopter landed and
took them away from the white van. 10 minutes later it landed and took them in a red van. Then,
a red helicopter landed and took them away from the red van. 10 minutes later it landed and took
them in a orange van. Then, a orange helicopter landed and took them away from the orange van.
10 minutes later it landed and took them to a yellow van. Then, a yellow helicopter landed and
took them away from the black van. 10 minutes later it landed and took them in a gold van.
Then, a gold helicopter landed and took them away from the gold van. 10 minutes later it landed
and took them in a black van. Deja Vu is strong with this. They then arrived in Arizona. Jay
sighed. Meanwhile, Sue Capoone was planning his next attached. He would be back later. Ryan
F. turned on his computer. Something was wrong! All of his data was gone! Instead, the only
files there were movie advertisements for: DC Adventures, Auguste the Computer Guy, and
DC in Context. (Produced by Zack, August, and Ryan D. Be sure to watch the movie coming
in December that they made!).

Jay was feeling very nauseous. So, he somehow had a power to read a person's mind. He
read the REAL John Cenas mind. He could see through his eyes and what he saw made him
mad. John Cena was bowing to Sue Capoone. Then, he read John Cenas mind and saw all the
plans for the SUPER VILLAIN ILLUMINATI. The old Illuminati, founded by Ill, Umi, and Nati
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turned good long ago. Kelvin whacked the salt shaker open. Magically, the potatoes Jay bought
turned into jumbo size french fries. Kelvin the Bear got out after eating all the fries and went to
the nearest Kennys Soup chain. There, he had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
bowls of soup (Soup for Bears) (Soup for Bears Ryan F.). Cole went out and went to
Triggered Trains and read the newest memes. After feeling good, he was relieved and did not
feel triggered. Jay then beaten the Elite Four, and became the new Pokemon League Champion.
Then, at 12 AM Ryan F. came in and took over Jay. Meanwhile, Kelvin was preparing for his
Pokemon League Challenge. He took over the Pokemon League easily.

Two conspicuous figures loomed in the darkness. Their names were Jimmy and Joey.

FLASHBACK:
Let me introduce you to two heroes. Jimmy and Joey. They were the heroes of the First
Memus War. They emerged victorious in the fight against evil and restored order and peace
between the memes. Let me introduce you to two others. Al Capoone and Chief Sue. Brothers
of Sue Capoone, they were not supportive of their brother. Enough of that small talk. Jimmy
and Joey were the chosen ones of the memes. After they restored balance to the memes, they
set out on a journey across the regions. Two brothers, on a quest to find their lost relatives,
Billy and Bobby. The time was 50 years before the great chase of Billy and Bobby. As Jimmy
and Joey were traveling, they met many people along their journey. One of them was Sir
Tinly. He was one of the mythical people who could grant a wish. Recognizing the chosen
ones (Billy and Bobby), they gave them a wish. Meanwhile, on Hikeru, on the other side of the
world, Sir Dabalot found Al Capoone and Chief Sue, chief of Hikueru. He gave them a wish.
At the exact time, Sir Tinly and Sir Dabalot said: I will grant you one wish, but it will only
last for two hours. Al Capoone wished for an infinite amount of beer. At the end of his two
hours, half the island had glass bottles stacking on each other all the way up to the mountain.

Jimmy and Joeys wish was not to be immortal, but to be able to time travel. They time
traveled to the past and witnessed their old selves in the great First Meme Civil War. They
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traveled to the future and got themselves a load of crystals that emitted a strange feeling. They
got two jetpacks and a book of all the memes from the 5th century to then, which was
666-666-666 ASE (after sun explosion). Jimmy went to the past and fetched two dinosaurs for
them and 2 Penguinus Dominicus (the immortal Penguin) while Joey went to the future to get
a book How to control dinosaurs., by Ulah Nepto, another person who got a wish granted.
Jimmy and Joey had 6 minutes remaining for their wish. They time traveled to the future.
What they saw shocked them to the core. The Second Meme Civil War. They quickly went to
see if there was a third or fourth. There was a third but not a fourth. They had 1 minute to get
back to their own time or they would be stranded. It was too late. The timer ran out while they
were stuck in the future by 50 years. Then they saw someone yell, ITS SPOOKAY. With
great power comes great responsibility, Sir Tinly said in their minds.

There was a character named Sir Lint. A hero and veteran, he was the founder of Lindor
Chocolate. He was in the alleyway spying on the Pepe Church of memes. After he decided to
leave and go to a Heismans Hotdogs factory where they produce wieners on a daily basis. He
discovered that the factory, by process of elimination, held the opal Heisman Trophy and the
opal Wiener. He had enough of this. He left with his bodyguards to enter a black van in Arizona.
He saw this blocking his path. Sir Lint decided to entice it with Lindor Chocolate. However, he
forgot that Beware hates the chef Lint. Lints most valuable worker,
Al Coholic, was dabbing on the wrapper. Beware threw it in
disgust and jumped out, knocking down the factory. But then,
someone by the name of Ben Dover appeared out of nowhere and
started dabbing on Beware. Beware fell down. Then, Jay jumped out
from a bush and started doing the hand jive.
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After that was done, they all got in the black van. They then went in and didnt notice
anything wrong. But there were stowaways on board. Their names were Jimmy and Johnny.
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Chapter 2: Deja Vu???

There was a nice place with the opal Boomerang. Meanwhile Ryan F was talking about
them. Mr. Heisman AKA the king of all memes, Nyan Heisman was being a Chipaholic and a
Spriteaholic. Then Ryan F. dabbed on Cole while listening to random fun pop songs with
potatoes and Ronald McDonald. Meanwhile Brandon was lecturing Mr. Heisman on gute talk
AKA German.

Meanwhile, while Nyan Heisman was lecturing on Language Arts while sleeping on a
sot. Then, the great Chair-Mania of 2016 happened for 3 hours before class ended. Then, the bell
rang and they decided to get out of school. As carpool was happening in the gym, someone said
I like trains. Meanwhile, someone drove a train right through the roof. that was very fun,
said ColeyFace4Me. Then Zack baked some Grandma Betty exclusive cookies while yelling
let's go!!. Grandma Betty decided to eat all the cookies for herself. After that, the Illuminati
security guards came in and started brainwash the kids to help them take over the Grandma Betty
factory of cookies. They had successfully captured the opal Cookie.

Later that day, when Ryan got home and decided he was going to run 100 laps to save
100 elves. 1 like=1 elf saved. After that, he went to his room and started dancing crazily to the
tune Tootsie Roll Whip Nae Nae Dab (pls dont sue Brian, Ryan F. wanted to). After about 30
seconds, half of the worlds population was sitting in his bedroom. Then, Zack took Ryan F. to a
street restraint to eat illuminati guards. After they had a nice meal, they went home to watch the
series premiere of Illuminati Confirmed!, Series 1! An inside story about the illuminati
organization!. In the program, the Illuminati is on a quest to keep hidden and to take over the
world. They live on Planet X. (P.S. the Illuminati confirmed series is real go to Balderdashs
youtube channel).
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Auguste the Computer guy decided to talk about cake. He had hacked the mainframe of
the black van to show him the location. So, he got on and boarded the black van. Everyone was
on board. (Billy, Bobby, Sir Lindt, Al Capoone, Chief Siu,Nyan Heisman, Sir Ambe, Harambe,
Jimmy, Joey, Cole, ColeyFace4Me, Ryan F, Jay, and Kelvin the Bear).

Let me introduce you to new characters. Brian, Zack, Colin, and Brandon. Zack was a
old motor worker that fixed cars and was obsessed with Sueinati comics. Colin was a boy who
liked trains and was obsessed with gold. Brandon was obsessed with acting like a big-boy and to
annoy Colin. Let me introduce you to Petey and Setey.

PETEYS STORY:
Let me introduce you to a penguin. A personal friend of his, Petey who was a partying
penguin. Whenever there was a hangout, Petey was the first to show up with a console in one
hand and a PS4 in the other. In that PS4 he had a compartment for his computer, his mouse,
his phone, and a XBOX controller. If there was a dance floor he would bring a disco ball to
party and dance. If there was no food he would buy a walmart store out of their chocolate chip
cookies and bring all of it there. If there was no entertainment he would take the homies out to
a play of The Celebrated Jumping Pepe of Calaveras County. There, he met a friend that
gave him the Opal Partying Trophy. One night they were watching the show The Headless
Sue when everyone left him. Why? His parties were always the best. The reason was it was
Christmas time. Everyone feared it and decided to stay in a bunker they built, because 20 years
ago, the great Memus war happened.

So, Petey decided to invite everyone to party in his bunker. It was a huge success. They
had gone through 666 gallons of mountain dew in under 43 minutes. However, they had gone
through half of Peteys stash of doritos (which was 666 party size bags) in under an hour. So,
someone had to go out to buy new doritos and mountain dew. The prize was sufficient (one
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million dollars) and after singing a carol called Ork ork ork ork ork, someone went out to
buy new doritos and mountain dew. Then, their computer said I see a power outlet and the
computer plugged itself in. The man was back with doritos and mountain dew (1 million each)
and was paid. Peteys ringtone Ork Ork Ork Ork Ork played 50 times because people were
spamming on the Party Chat. This lasted for 1 more day and went on as tradition for 60 years.
The year after that, Petey showed up in a black van. This is just a little bit of Peteys MLG and
swag life.

Now let me introduce you to Setey, his brother.

Info on Setey:
Once upon a time there was a penguin named Setey. Setey loved to party with all of his
perfect partying friends in Sir Lint and the celebrated jumping sot of calaveras county. One
night when Petey was out with his friends he stumbled across a mysterious bag. The big blue
bold bag was full of cecil and harambe tribute gifts. Then he went to his happy, harmless
home. After Petey saw a power outlet at his house. His computer said i see a power outlet.
Later, he went to his friend Sir Lints party that he was hosting.

Like all parties he rocked hard at this party. After that, he went to Heismans
house of hot dogs and got himself a big hot dog, in fact, the biggest and best hot dog he had
ever had. After that he went home and got around 2 incredible hours of sleep. When he then
woke up at 2 in the morning and started singing sots sots sots sots sleeping on sots is sots sots
sots . Then his computer repeatedly started saying I see a power outlet. He got so annoyed
he ripped the darn thing out of the power outlet and shocked himself. He couldnt get hurt! He
had eight more parties to get to!
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After going through 6 parties he came home and started snacking on the golden
french fry(i don't think he knew it was golden). Then he got some lindt chocolate and was fine.
He next went to the by far wackiest and warlike party hes ever gone too. Cole through cake at
the symphony goin on. I still call it the Great Caroling Catastrophe. Then, Granite was going
crazy when rylie fell and broke his ankle. After he finished talking too much, he went over and
watched pusheen videos with Moana. Then Mafatu randomly fell through the roof and started
saying The mlg dabbers are coming, the dabbers are coming.
Everyone did not know what to do. Then the symphony started saying YOLO! And
then the dabbers started invading with pusheen plushies. Everybody panicked and I meant
everybody. Then, Petey decided to show them the real pusheen. EVERYBODY was pushing
the tables on the little losers lame lego buildings. Then a rat killing company which i cant
recall the name from grabbed Petey thinking he was a rat and stabbed him with his one-hit
remaining sword. However, Petey lived through the strike. Setey thanked the partying penguin
gods and lived happily ever after.

Now let me get back to the story. Brian was hardcore. He had sailed the seven seas in 5
minutes (or maybe milliseconds idk). He had passed DEFUSE A NUKE IN 1 MINUTE. He
invented moms car and was dabbing at a rate of 666 dabs per second. Everyone piled in the
black van. Cole was crying on the floor and Jay was trying to calm him down with pusheen the
cat videos. Cole was very sad because the Eagles lost. Jay was watching a pusheen video where a
sot was rubbing pusheens tummy. Later, Ryan turned on a song called feliz navidad guy and
after half a minute half of the worlds population was watching Ryan watch Feliz Navidad
Guy. They decided to go to a chair restraint to carol. Ill, Umi, and Nati brought speakers that
multiplied the volume by 50,000 times.

Here they again watched feliz navidad and the computer saw a power outlet near by so he
plugged himself in easily but then Harambe ripped it out triggered because John Cena lost in a
wrestling match to his sister. Susan Cena was her name and had a power outlet named
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Simsanaelguinavilichinilanchonianfaconiliilli a very beautiful name in my opinion. One day

Santa Hazel was roaming the streets of DAB CITY where she saw a power outlet and was
immediately attached to the majestic thing. Anyways they went on a date together to Pepes
Dinner For Believers in Memes. (Also Available in Memuscounty) Memus (United Harambe
and Pepe republic of John Cena and Sue Capoone.)How can i help you A man named Zak said
Do you want me to sing to you? He asked. Santa Hazel wanted some music so she said yes.
But then Zack started singing I'm in my moms car vroom vroom He kept singing it over and
over again until he left to get their food. He came back with a order of sliced cat memes and a
main dish of Harambe memes.

They were eating soft brown nuts from mahdukes bakery and hoffman hotdogs with bad
boy boswell. They were eating a happy dinner together until a man working on his computer
blurted out I see a power outlet. But it wasn't the man who said it, it was the computer! They
both ran out of Pepe's restaurant and headed to Harambes Clinic (Surgery Now Available) (20%
of to all dank memes!) They headed inside to the waiting area which was chaotic. Nyan Heisman
was pooping out rainbows while triggered cole was being triggered by the wait time. Grumpy
Schrembs was more grumpy than ever in `his grumpy life. They finally got a spot and went with
Dr. Sue Capoone who was a retired leader in United Harambe and Pepe republic of John Cena
and Sue Capoone. The power outlet wanted surgery to look less like a power outlet and to look
like his idol JOHN CENA BUMBUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BABA MUMBA.
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Chapter 3: It's Pusheen Time!

By Cole Wise

Santa Hazel wanted a Pusheen for christmas and was fascinated by their simpleness and
beauty. Pusheen was really the cat god. Santa Hazel went to Zack's pet shop (Pusheens 50% off).
Santa Hazel walked in to see a man at the counter. A water bottle that Jay was sucking on trying
to get water from. Because the bottle was frozen in Brians moms moms car vrrrrrrrrooooooom
vrrrrrroroororoororororoororrororoororororoororororoorom. He looked around seeing all the pets
running around the shop in so happy. But one animal stood out compared to the rest. He jumped
around singing moms car vroom vroom and was doing the choke so magnificently. Santa Hazel
watched in awe of the beautiful Pusheen. Just a simple Pusheen could make everyone bow down
to one of the most powerful memelords ever. I want that one please Santa Hazel was shocked.
She had never seen such a Pusheen in her life. Santa Hazel took the Pusheen of Ms Andres evil
empire who tried to destroy Harambe and his memelords and their nations. en home and showed
it to her father, Chief Sue Capoone. The mighty leader who fought. Chief Sue was pleased at her
daughter's choice. No one knew that Pusheen would be the one that saved the world.

Its Tuesday May 27 2016 the day harambe was shot and killed. The world was in chaos.
Riots started happening and Sue Capoone wanted to nuke the Cincinnati zoo. However, Pepe le
pope was in the crowd and was spectating. He was spectating when Harambe was shot and he
was with Pusheen and Santa Hazel. They were astonished being spies for Sue Capoone and
Harambe being one of the most respected meme lords of the century. Pepe le pope was Sue
Capoone's top spy and was very important to the UHPRJCSC (United Harambe and Pepe
Republic of John Cena and Sue Capoone. Pusheen was also becoming a respected spy for Sue
Capoone. As soon as Harambe was shot a woman screamed and covered her kids eyes because
no one could know that the meme lord had been killed. Everyone was in terror as the legendary
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Harambe was shot the legendary Harambe was brutally killed. Pusheen started by contacting Sue
Capoone and told him to shut down all nukes and to not bring in the Sueinati Army which had
666,666,666,666,666 memebers and was the most powerful army in the Capoone region. Sue
Capoone refused and wanted to use 666 nukes to take out the cincinnati zoo. Pusheen used her
secret control pad to shut down nuke production and broke all working nukes. Then she
proceeded to give everyone at the zoo Heismans Hotdogss made at the wiener factory in Memus
County.
The people liked it and started to get in a neutral mood. That is, until Ms. Andre ran in
and told everyone that she had banned Harambe from her 5th grade language arts class. This
made Pusheen furious. Ms. Andre banning the most important meme lords of the century. I could
imagine her banning a smaller meme lord like Pepe le Pope but Sue Capoone and Harambe.
Wright after he dies! The disrespect for Chief Sue and Harambe. Immediately Pusheen pulled
out a computer and started writing a 4 paragraph essay on un-banning Harambe and Sue
Capoone. She showed it to Ms. Andre who liked it and would consider unbanning Harambe and
Sue Capoone. Next Pusheen took he/r catmobile to the Capoone Region where the Sueinati army
was there. When Pusheen got there she saw the terrible weather. It was raining tacos from out of
the sky. The Sueinati army was eating the tacos happily so they were in a good mood. (This is
very important that they are in a good mood).

Anyways she saw Chief Sue who looked devastated. After some talking Chief Sue
wanted to nuke the world because YOLO. Pusheen sat down with him and they had some tea.
They talked and eventually they decided that Sue Capoone would not nuke the world but would
still YOLO. To make the world from chaos they were going to ask John Cena to make Harambe
memes for the internet so people could still remember the memelord. Sue Capoone also asked
Ms. Andre to come to the Capoone region so they could talk about unbanning Sue Capoone and
Harambe. When Ms. Andre got to the Capoone region 666 hours later she saw Sue Capoone who
was drinking tea and having Hoffman's Hotdogs. Ms. Andre and Sue Capoone talked a little.
Finally Ms. Andre decided she would try unbanning Harambe by unbanning it for her 5B
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christmas party. She tried it and it was a success. At Harambes funeral there were 666 members
who came to celebrate the meme lord's life. Everyone cried because they missed Harambe a lot.
All of a sudden Sue Capoone was jumping off the roof and onto triggered Coles head.
Triggered Cole became more triggered than he had ever felt in his triggered life.
Triggered Cole started raging and got into his mom's car and went vroom vroom. He got to his
house and then decided to go to Capoone Therapy to help him calm down because he was sad
and was triggered at Sue Capoone and the Cincinnati zoo for their despicable actions against
Harambe the amazing meme lord. At Capoone therapy he was asked to go to room 666 and when
he went in he saw Sue Capoone which triggered him even more so he got 666 nukes and nuked
Capoone therapy and then went YOLO. When he got to his home some carolers started singing
the twelve days of christmas it went like this,

On the first day of christmas Harambe gave to me, one dead meme lord. On the second
day of christmas Harambe gave to me two Sue Capoones and one dead meme lord. On the third
day of christmas Harambe gave to me three Heismans Hotdogs, two Sue Capoooones and one
dead meme lord. On the fourth day of christmas Harambe gave to me four Pepe le popes, three
Heismans Hotdogs, two Sue Capoones, and one dead meme lord. On the fifth day of Christmas
Harambe gave to me 5 great plushies four Pepe le popes, three Heismans Hotdogss, two Sue
Capoones, and one dead meme lord. On the sixth day of Christmas Harambe gave to me 6
sixty sixes! (OMG ILLUMINATI), 5 great plushies four Pepe le popes, three Heismans
Hotdogss, two Sue Capoones, and one dead meme lord. On the seventh day of Christmas
Harambe gave to me 7 forms of pusheen!, 6 sixty sixty sixes (OMG ILLUMINATI), 5 great
plushies four Pepe le popes, three Heismans Hotdogss, two Sue Capoones, and one dead meme
lord. On the eighth day of Christmas Harambe gave to me 8 million lives!, 7 forms of pusheen,
6 sixty sixty sixes (OMG ILLUMINATI), 5 great plushies four Pepe le popes, three Heismans
Hotdogss, two Sue Capoones, and one dead meme lord. On the ninth day of christmas Harambe
gave to me.. 9 opal hotdogs eight million lives seven forms of Pusheen six sixty sixes OMG
ILLUMINATI cole stahp Okay I think you get it now. Anyway, Pusheen decided she needed to
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yolo so she dropped the mic and walked away. It was a true YOLO moment in history of all
Pusheens and shall be remembered as a glorious moment for all meme lords to tell there kids.
PUSHEEN FOR ALL!
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Chapter 4: TRUE SPOOKAY

In honor of Its Spookay, here is a memorial chapter. Now, this was very MLG. After
Harambes death, Ryan, Jay, Colin, Brian, Cole, Zack, Kelvin the Bear, Sue Capoone, Nyan
Heisman, Grumpy Schrembs, Sir Andre, Pepe, Nyan Cat, Grandma Betty, Jeff, Beware , and
Keyboard Cat all drove away in their moms car while eating tacos. They were delicious, and
were filled with meme goodness. The taco had grumpy cat garlic, pepe le pope parmesan, and
Heisman Hotdogss that were very slippery hot dogs. Meanwhile, keyboard cat was typing away
at his computer, trying to figure out where the power outlet was when alas, he found the OPAL
POWER OUTLET! He celebrated by calling Petey and Setey, the partying penguins who then
jumped in the mum's car which was becoming larger by the second to accommodate more
people. It now had a dance floor, a room for their opal items, and even A FREAKING ROOM
FULL OF Beer for Zaks sotty mother. The headless heisman wanted to get in with cole
(triggered because Harambe was dead in our hearts hes not) and Jay, who was impersonating
Lebron James started to sumo wrestle in the middle of the dance floor with Cole and the
Headless Heisman. They were having the best time in the world. Then, Cole was trying to roast
Ryan for calling him Barneys cousin while keyboard cat were eating soft brown nuts from
mahdukes bakery. Meanwhile, neon heisman was dancing around the street singing i see a
power outlet by Sir Andre.

Now, you would remember that Brian, Ryan, Zack, Cole, Jay, Colin, Pepe, Billy, Bobby,
Joe, Grumpy Schrembs, pepe le pope, Nyan Heisman, Nyan Cat, keyboard cat, the entire
Sueinati Army, pusheen, Kelvin the bear, Grandma Betty, Ill, Umi, Nati, Everybody that works
for the bad boy rats, Jeff, Sir Lint, Jimmy, Joey, John cena, Sir Lint, Toby, Tobu, Petey, Setey,
the MLG Doritto Dabberz squad, the Feliz Navidad Guy, the Cole symphony band (which was
now rated #1 in the world), Headless Heisman, Moana, Mafatu, MEGA PEPE LE POPE , Mega
Pepe, PEPE, and August the computer guy. Now, you might remember how their truck expanded
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each time a person boarded. They now had a room FULL of Opal trophies and their fridge the
size of a small room in their moms car could hold 1,000,000,000 turkeys from the Ryan F.
campaign to save a trillion turkeys. It also had a large room which just had 100 times 5
quadrillion of EACH gem. You could also find fresh and slippery hotdogs that were scrumptious.
Sir Lint would also make chocolate right in front of you and then serve it to you. It was amazing
and you had 666 power outlets so you could be immortal. The computer plugged himself in after
saying, I see a MEGA POWER OUTLET GX.

Now let's switch back to Ryan F. and Cole (no relation to Coleyface4me). They were on
the way to school together when the speech came on. At the end of the speech cole said what a
speech, I like this coleyface4me.. Then when they got to their first class, Genus Amet (which
actually means boring class in latin). As usual, their agenda was to write an essay about their
favorite animal. Ryan F wrote about harambe and cole wrote about Cecil. Then, it was billys
turn to present his. Billy wrote about knee slaps. After that, Sue Capoone, John Cena, the corpse
of harambe, Annie Delizza, and pepe le pope fell through the roof. Then, the whole class did a
synchronized knee slap. Than randomly barney walked in the door and said: i see 666 power
outlets. then while barney was walking around greeting everybody, cole jumped up out of his
seat and said my lunchbox!. Everybody laughed at that. Later on that day, it was music class
where they made a knee slap orchestra. Rated #1 in the country and was respected by all meme
lords as the G.O.A.T of knee slapping chorus. Billy and Bobby had a very steady beat Ok
back to the story.

Billy and the homies were chillin in the mom's car when everybody did the flop on the
dance floor. Then they proceeded to do the choke 666 times. After the invincible army of infinite
penguins ran in (with a room that fitted all the penguins) and jumped in their pool to cool off.
After they had gotten five trillion tunas to feed them, the penguins announced: Guess what? Sue
Capoone is back. He is leading the enemy armies of not mlg dorito dabbers. While they were in
the car, Barney randomly knee slapper. But not your normal knee slap, no no no, it was an
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Alexander Knee Slap. Anyone who heard the knee slap would automatically become very angry
because of Angry Grandpa Alexander, who got 7 points on the geo bee. The downside of hearing
this knee slap was that you would get Alexanders accent (never said it was bad) also you would
become an old man in a rocking chair (now im saying its bad) CREDIT Ryan please MAN.
Alexander kneeslapper were used by the knee slapping chorus of 16 and class of 17. It was rated
by Alexander as the #1 rated knee slapp in the world and was SAINATI confirmed by Sue, In,
and Nati. Do you know what time it is? Time to introduce some new characters, who were
Grandma Alexander, Ian, and in Coles Odd World (Credit to Zak) You will meet Mr. Alexander
Wood, Cole, and Pusheen in his big bad voice. Now let's move onto to the new characters in Ian
and Coles part of the world over the rainbow..

Ian was a boy who lived on Number 5 Privet Drive (please dont tell me you do not
know where this is from.) Every day he would always hear bangs and something he was
SURE that was not normal going on. Sometimes he would see a snowy owl fly out of
someones window on Number 4 Privet Drive. He soon found out it was a Bubo scandiacus.
However, he would always see his granny (Santa Hazel) throw some powder in the fireplace
when he went to bed. He would ALWAYS be woken up by a huge thing falling down the
chimney EXACTLY 4 hours later. This went on for several years. After his grandma ruined
his 8 million subscribers special, he had enough of it. He would stop his angry grandma once
and for all.

However, one night he did not get woken up. It happened like that all for the rest of the
year. Then, it suddenly started again. After that, he saw almost 15 owls all around the door
holding notes in their beaks. It said, Dont let your memes be dreams! Just do it! After 6
minutes 6 seconds and 6 milliseconds, he found that one of the notes said: Tickets to: Angry
Grandpa Alexander: How to be the Best Meme Lord in Town. Class Time: 8:00pm to
12:00pm. Method of transportation: Pepes Chimney Traveling Ride. Materials: 1
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Chromebook, 1 Tawny Owl, 1 book on how to create memes, A Beginners Guide to Spells
and Memes, and a Quicktype keyboard.

He went to investigate. When he arrived, he had his materials. Someone behind him
shouted: WELCOME TO ITZ SPOOKAY: THE AUTHOR AND CHARACTER
GROUPS! He had started writing after it was very fun. It went like this: Santa Hazel wanted
a Pusheen for christmas and was fascinated by their simpleness and beauty. (etc), which
would soon become Chapter 3: Its Pusheen Time!

When he came back, his grandma said: Wow, I cant believe you did that. You
know, that was the true book. It was the original book Billy and Bobby found a few months
ago. You know, that place you just found was Billy and Bobbys expanding moms car. Go up
there and get a twinkie. Ill see you later. Now, Ian snuck back there and wrote in the Book of
the Future: I will get 1 billion subscribers tomorrow. Tomorrow, 50 owls arrived with a lot
of packages. They were: the diamond play button for 10m subs, the ruby play button for 50m
subs, the emerald play button for 100m subs, the bismuth play button for 500m subs, the
amethyst play button for 750m subs, and the OPAL PLAY BUTTON for 1 billion subs. How
he did that, he did not know. But now, he went down in history.

And introducing Pusheen!

There was a knock on the door. It was friday arriving home from work. I was
exhausted making graphs and charts for the boss Pusheen. He was a small cute cat but had a
mighty voice and was very hyper from all the coffee he drank. I went to bed but around
midnight my door screeched and I heard a loud booming voice that I had recognized before. I
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opened it and saw the shadow of a cat. It was Pusheen in a suit and he looked very worried.
WISE! WE HAVE TROUBLE., Pusheen said in here booming voice

She came in and told me that memes had been cut 29 memes. I was furious. What will
we do? I was worried. Memes were precious. Pusheen wanted me to help her make things
right. I wanted to help so I followed her in her car that was very small. We headed to a special
research base. We went in and saw researchers running around in chaos. Memustan was in
crisis. Pusheen wanted me to go to Mr. Alexander the meme owner to talk to him.

That night I drove to his big black mansion. That had a luminance over the hills. It
looked scary and depressive. I banged on the door and a small man probably a butler. Let me
in. I went to Alexander's office on the fourth floor. I saw a big man who seemed to be 6 foot 7
or 8 he was so tall. He boomed in his loud scary voice, Why Do you want me MR WIIISE?.
Ummmm, Pusheen I don't care about Pusheen!, He was clearly frustrated. Ummm she
wants you to raise the memes back, I croaked. But Alexander was not pleased he looked
offended

He gave me big round eyes and stared at me. I will not give ANYONE! ANYONE!
MORE MEMES. ARREST AND KILL THIS WISE MAN! I screamed but I could not hear
myself and I started to see visions of Pusheen and all the dead meme lords. Then I saw a scroll
of a prophecy and a photo of me next to Pusheen as a old man... After I woke up shivering but
I knew it was just a dream till I heard a knock on the door..

Now, we shall get back to Alexander Wood. He was a meme owner, in Memus County
Memeuschuses, the home of most memes. Being rated #1 meme producing Memill in the United
Pepe States of Sue Capoone and Harambe, while the John Cena Rebels were taking over memus
county. And now introducing Alexander!!!!!!!!!
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For some weird reason every Thursday night my grandma sneaks out of the house and
comes back exactly 4 hours later. This started getting creepy for me. She started changing into
Granny Alexander from grannies undercover. Grandma Alexander is the well-known
grannie that sits in her rocking chair yelling at youth about getting 7/7 on the Geo Bee.
She always says: back in my day we got whipped if we didn't get 7/7.

So, one night I acted like I was going to bed. But first, I packed my bag, because for all
I know I was going to be on the road for 4 hours, which is like 24 hours for me, i needed to
eat, (seriously, you should see me eat on Thanksgiving.) Ok, so, I needed food, I went
downstairs and packed like 10 water bottles, 1 for drinking and 9 for flipping. Also, I packed
like 26 pounds of twinkies. After I heard the door close. I snuck downstairs and left.

While I was riding my bike to follow my grandmas car I stumbled upon a flyer for
tickets to the Undercover Grandma show. I wonder if that was my grandmas. Ok, back to the
story. When I got to the destination it was a (drumroll please) Old Broccoli Factory!. I walked
to the entrance, where there was a fancy password thing. I pressed the button and said the first
thing that came to my mind: grannys rock the house up yeasaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in the best rock
voice I had. To my amazement the door opened into an abandoned TV set (or at least what I
thought an abandoned TV set). Then out of the corner of my eye I see a movement.

Then Barney walks out and starts a beet box. Then all the grannies start break dancing.
Then my grandmas wig falls off. I notice that my Grandma is a boy!Gasp!. Then I also
notice that it is Alexander. I take like 850,666 pictures and then faint.

Ok, that story was interesting. Now back to the rebel John Cenas invading memus county.
Then, storming in to stop the John Cenas was the most rowdy bawdy but mighty MEDIEVAL
MEN!!!! After a hard fought day there were two people that died. Mafatu Boswell, and Ben
Lopizza. Alexander Wood would soon become king after these messages.
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Now, back to the story. Pepe le pope actually he is now transformed into MEGA PEPE
LE POPE! BUMBUMBUMBUMBUM BUMBADUMBAMMM. He had to go on a secret
mission for Sue Capoone who had recently made a twitter account for himself so he could go on
rants against Bad Boy Rats. Copyrighted in 1666 All Rights Reserved. Bad Boy Rats was their
target ever since they roasted Sue Capoone in a roast off on twitter. Bad Boy Rats had some
skilled roasters with Cole, Jay, Brian, Zakalixa, Billy, Bobby, Joey, and Johnny. Also when did
we last see Billy and Bobby? I believe are last major sighting of them was in the Prologue when
they got John Cena (The Dog) Who was very SPOOKAY to all mighty medieval men. Anyways
Sue Capoone was furious and wanted revenge on these Rats. So he hired MEGA PEPE LE
POPE to help assist him in a revenge match. So MEGA PEPE LE POPE went in his
Synchronized Helicopter that shot 666 torpedos every 0.000000000666 seconds. So after 4 hours
he made it Ratsilvania a place where Bad Boy Rats did MLG and partied with Petey and his
parting penguin friends who played xbox MLG. When he got there he heard music so loud it
made some go deaf. He got some ear muffs though and wore those on his some what ears he had.
He then found the lair of Bad Boy Rats that was huge and was guarded by Illuminati Memers
that went Vroom Vroom. Now Welcome to Tacoville The other side of the rainbow!

Once upon a time, there were two cowboys that rode into the town of Tacoville. When
they got there, they went to check in at their hotel at 9:00 PM. After, a good night of sleep they
woke up the next day and went to their hotels breakfast buffet. The first cowboy, named
Bruce, got mountains and mountains of food. The other cowboy, named, Kelvin, got a very
tiny meal. During that breakfast they decided they were going to go sightseeing that day. Little
did they know where their adventures would take them.

After breakfast, they got on their horses and went out to go sightseeing. They went to
Harambe Falls and the Pentatonic Rainforest but they didnt find anything that suited their
expectations. After that, they went to Nickys Noodles to eat lunch. At Nickys Noodles,
Bruce ordered a big, juicy chicken breast with noodles and Kelvin got Bear Soup (a soup made
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with mixed vegetables and the juiciest bear meat in town, all stirred in with a little of Nickys
Noodles bear broth). While they were eating, Bruces pasta was turning into a concrete-like
material so he had to stop eating and throw it out. They ended up leaving unsatisfied, just like
all the sights they had seen had made them feel.

After lunch, they went to the Whitewood forest, where all the trees were white, but still
nothing had stood out for them. Later, they went to the Antique Museum of Bears, which
Kelvin recommended. At the museum, they saw the rare species of the Sock Bear. It also did
not suit their expectations but they saw a lot of dead bears and laughed a lot. After that, they
went to the smelly shoe museum, which Kelvin also recommended. During their visit, they
saw smelly shoes from many different famous people including Harambe, Napoleon, George
Washington, and Kelvin the great bear (that ruled the bear kingdom until the great Sue
Capoone took over and became emperor. The museum still did not satisfy them

Their final stop for the day was the Antique Museum of Awesomeness on 3245
Harambedabs Road. At that museum, they saw an antique dresser which supposedly had a
letter from the great Sue Capoone to the Cincinnati zoo about their recent involvements with a
certain gorilla. Then, they saw a million dollar car made by Lamborghini. After that, they saw
a snickers bar from 1892 and a unique toaster that was broken and a bunch of other unique
stuff. The toaster seemed to make a connection with Kelvin. The museum was the first thing
that had actually satisfied them. After a very long day, they finally came home satisfied with
what they had done. After a good sleep, they left Tacoville the next day to go home.

Now, the non-invincible army of Shreya the Farmers ran up to the good invincible army
of penguins. It was a very easy battle. After fifty minutes of fighting, the Shreya The Farmer
army (for Sue Capoone) surrendered. Soon after, Sue Capoone sent a message congratulating
Billy and the others for winning the Second Memus War.
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Chapter 5: LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Now, lets go to a week before the current time period: where all Memes were on the
good side: Now, you might know the sides. Almost every meme was on Billy and Bobbys side.
Here is a list: Sue Capoone, Grumpy Schrembs, Nyan Heisman, John Cena (the dog), John Cena,
Billy, Bobby, Jay, Ryan F., Pepe, Mega Pepe, Pepe the Vatican City Gym Leader, Pepe The
Pope, Harambe the Turkey, Harambe, Kelvin the Bear, Cashier Cashew, Jeff, Keyboard Cat,
Nyan Cat, Grandma Betty, Sir Ambe, Cole (triggered), Cole (untriggered), Ryan K., Ill, Umi,
Nati, Sir Lint, Sir Tinly, Jimmy, Joey, Ben Dover, Beware, Brian, Brandon, Zack,
ColeyFace4Me, Bewear, Grandma Betty cookie Factory, Illuminati, Boulderdash, Auguste the
Computer Guy, Grandma Betty, Yint, Zack, Colin, Sueinati, Petey the Partying Penguin, Setey
the Partying Penguin, The Headless Sue, Cecil, Granite, Moanna, Cole Symphony, Mafatu,
Pusheen, The MLG Dorito Dabberz, Santa Hazel, Singing Zak, Sir Dab-a-lot, Sir Pusheen,
Headless Heisman, the Closet Friends, Barnabus Belly Wise, Sue Dabboone, Cecil Harambe the
XXVII (the 27th), Sue, In, Nati. Zaks Audi, Bob Barker, Knee Slapping Chorus, Opal Burger,
Alexander the social studies guy, Simphson, Bart Simsphosn, The Sim Family, Cockildodildo
(Coles child), Jumping Pusheen, Sleeping Pusheen, Eating Pusheen, Pooping Pusheen, Grandma
Alexander, Ian, Grumpy Pusheen, Mr. Alexander Wood, Triggered Pusheen, Sir Andre,
Alexander the Great, Triggered Alexander, Looooo, Mi, LIXA, and Nati.

Now, lets get back to the present time. The meme world was split. The gang from the
moms car (now the emperors of the world) obviously had a lot of trouble calming down the
Short Memes! All out! Strikes. After a while, they unified and started the Third Memus War.
This broke out when Polands Prison had shamed Cole and Brian for no reason. Polands Prison
was a rough prison where strikers were held. However, the strikers broke out. In the meantime,
Sue Capoone had became a nice man and thus was not about to join the dark side. However,
many new memes you might not be familiar with are here. Likesa Heisman was the leader of the
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3rd Memus War (the dark side) with an infinite army of Grumpy Cats. The Cats were trained by
a very grumpy man, his name was Grumpy Grandpa Alexander. The Grumpiest man on earth
and could make you grumpy and everyone. These Grumpy Cats had lasers and cat belly rubs.
Bum bum buh buh dun dun dun duhhhh duh duh duh duh duhhhh duh. The invincible army of
penguins were on patrol day and night to stop the strikers. It was amazing and the invincible
army of penguins could destroy most memes with a single blast with their gear. Here is a list:
The meme-zakaliksa-memegun. The memeguns was famously known for their superior
infinite ammo that was opal. Its history is very unique. Many memes have owned the
famous gun including: Alexander the Great, Sue Daboone, HARAMBE THE GREAT
KING OF THE GORILLAS, THE king of the mlg dorito dabberz, and most famously,
the strength the Invincible Army of Penguins had with this.
The Badboy Rat Poison, which could make any meme poisoned with memelessness. This
is how Harambe was killed by a gun filled with Badboy Poison and make them very
grumpy. There were only enough for the penguins.
And finally, Badboy Boswells Towel, which could destroy an army with one sniff. It
was how the Army of Shreya the Farmers died and the Second Memus War ended.

So now Bad Boy Boswell, who recently decided to join the rebellion, was crying. He was
sent to Polands Prison for Strikers. That were mad about the 29 cents meme cut a few weeks
ago. You may of read about that in Coles dream that actually came true. So any ways Alexander
Wood was pleading innocent and said that he gave plenty of memes to his workers. Bad Boy
Boswell was trying to beat up Alexander Wood. Alexander was easy to beat up, since his
physical condition was horrendous. Bad Boy Boswell took advantage of this and fractured his
left area of his forehead. Alexander Wood was getting horrible headaches so he went to the Incan
Doctor who recommended drilling holes in head. This lowered Alexander Woods head aches a
lot. Now with a healthy Wood you could be the dominating the planet. But.. On a stormy night
on Friday The 13th Alexander Wood prepared for a battle to try and end the rebellion and all
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the strikers against him and his comrades. They were going to try and do an assassination
attempt on one of the strikers main helpers whose name was Cena Ettor.

The thunder was banging and the thunder was rumbling. One night, an artifact known as
the Opal Crown had vanished. The wearer would have a power to live forever (when wearing it)
and also to make regular everyday objects like a knife into a Opal Knife. It was last said to be
owned by a certain house leader (B. Penguinclaw). After it was stolen, everyone was into a
panic. One other item was stolen as well. The Opal Serpent was also stolen (owned by B.
Serpentine). It gave the user the power to control snakes. The stealer had a VERY smelly sock
left at the scene. Nobody could get close to it. When they got to the scene, they noticed it was
*drumroll please!* It was the Strikers Sock!!!! They found a sticky note and a cutout of a face,
which was Badboy Boswells. When they read the note, it said: Nothing. Strange. Its
fingerprints were Badboy Boswells, but its writing was Likesa Heismans.

When they took it in for further exams, they found out that other items were gone. The
Opal Crown, the Opal Serpent, the Opal Bird, and the Opal Phoenix. The Opal Bird could turn
anything into birds. The Opal Phoenix could make fine items (that had strange powers) and was
the key to winning the First Memus War. They were owned by B. Penguinclaw, B. Serpentine, J.
Jayindor, and A. Pheonixpuff, respectively. Further searches found that a certain object made of
many rare items was replaced. They were panicking. In a few days, the crime was continuing.
After a few weeks, half the Meme Museum of Magical Artifacts was gone. After that, they had
extended searches. They heard reports of cars turning up and decided to act.

After they had took the items into investigation, someone found out something. A person
was missing from Polands Prison. Cena Ettor was also missing, which grew suspicions. The
next week, they found out that Cena Ettor was dead, who turned up in Tacoville, Memeland.
Nyan Heisman was howling and crying, and could not continue the investigation. Later, they saw
a body and with confirmation from Alexander Wood, found out that it was the legendary brother
of Sue Capoone, Chief Siu. They decided to act, and convinced Nyan Heisman to rally the
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invincible, immortal, and infinite Penguin Army. They had found out who it was. It was the
strikers.

They had charged the army of penguins. After they had searched the strikers base, they
had found the objects, with a note saying: This should go well, and if you investigators see this
note, just to let you know an army is behind you. They all turned around. The grumpy cat army
was there. The fighting began. The grumpy cat army had a small knife that dealt damage to
immortals but would break. A billion broken ruby swords were piling everywhere, and the
Penguin Army of Medics all ran and healed and revived the penguins. Then, the army retreated,
having lost the strike base. This would soon lead to the end of the short 3rd Memus War soon.
The mystery was solved. Everything was peaceful. For now.

A few weeks later, Cena Ettor was dead. The mission was successful. The armies were
moving near each other. The final few battles of the 3rd Memus War would inevitably take
place. The battles were brutal and the blood shed continued and after the fighting had
commenced, it was clear. The strike would stay. The penguin army retreated in the first fight, but
came with an reinforcement of invincible, immortal Puffin armies, invincible, immortal
Rockhopper Penguin armies, invincible, immortal King Penguin armies, invincible, immortal
Adele Penguin armies. They had commenced the final battle of the 3rd memus war. It was
intense with many memes fighting to the death. You could almost see Cena Ettor watching from
the heavens as the strikers fought in a kneeslap harmony. The armies were clashing but there
was one true winner. Of course the penguin army won because of Badboy Boswells towel. But
lets tell you what happened. Happened happened happened, they say your not fine but you have
to tell them you're ok. Dramatic music plays. Noot noot noot noot noot noot noot noot noot
noot noot etc WE GET THE POINT COLE yelled almost everybody.-Credit to Kim
Kardashian for a bold statement in the year 666.
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In the midst of the chaos, people were fleeing. Computers across the world were lagging.
This was because there were so many power outlets that the computers were trying to plug into.
Everyone was crying. Except, the meme owners who were giving each other high fives and were
inviting memes over 50 to celebrate with them because they thought they had a Victory but that
would all change after a birth of a gorilla named Harambe Jr. (no baby harambe reference here)
The penguin army decided to hurry and stop the war for everyones own good (no, not a for the
greater good reference here) But LIXA came and told that the MEDIEVAL MEN were coming
to attack Memuschuses in the Capoone region. The Sueinati army was evacuating and Sue
Capoone went into hiding with his daughter Santa Hazel and her MIGHTY MEDIEVAL
CHOKE PUSHEEN WISE. LIXA was a dumb man and every one became more panicked and
started to eat there opal since there was no use in keeping it. They were all likely to get exposed
and crossed up by Alexander Wood and since this Memus War has gone on for 66 years you can
now call Alexander, Grumpy Grandpa Alexander Wood. Now, a short intermission to celebrate
rulers birthdays!

Once upon a time there were 4 rulers of the memes. Their names were Liksa, Brian ,

Ryan F. and Cole. They went to this crazy place in the middle of Grumpy Alexandersville every

day. Their goal that day was to throw a surprise birthday party for someone that is special to

them. The first thing that came to their mind was Pepe the meme pope! They went online and

checked his birthday and they figured out it was tomorrow! They needed help from all the people

they could find! First they went to their favorite person, Santa Boswell. He told them to go get

decorations and he would get the cake.

The students went to Tardy City to get some last second streamers and decorations. They

found limited edition opal streamers and power outlet hats. They also got crying jordan dabz hats
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and many gifts. They got him a black van, a lifetime supply of lindt chocolate, grandma bettys

cookie factory, and Illuminati confirmed! Then Santa Boswell went to the Make a Meme cake

factory. He bought a magnificent chocolate cake with pepe all over it. He also had a custom

LOOMINATI put on it. They met up at the party site and when Pepe walked in they all said

SPOOKAY! Then they all lived happily ever after.

Now, lets discuss Sue Capoones birthday. Right before the final battle of the 3rd

Memus War, it was Sue Capoones birthday. As he was the leader of the Capoone Region (a

province in the True Memus Empire), everyone was planning to celebrate his birthday. They

were hanging up many rainbow decorations. Party hats were being magically suspended from the

ceiling. They were currently decorating his residence, as he was planning to visit it on the day of

his birthday. As soon as they had finished putting it up, they started putting opal trees (tree

leaves that turned opal and started bearing golden apples) all over the place. They were going to

put the finishing touches on the house. The finishing touches were magnificent. As soon as

someone said a type of food at the dinner table, it would go from under the cart (right under the

table) and appear right in front of the orderer in 666 milliseconds. There were also disco balls

and confetti shooters all over the place.

They had started to work on the gifts. They were going to give him the Opal Set and a lot

of other gifts. Someone had suggested a huge statue to go into his living room that was 100 feet

by 100 feet on the base, and 500 feet tall. It would be made of opal and have him sitting on opal
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items that were stacking up. He would be made of bismuth, but the items would be opal and

would resemble a shape of a throne. They would also give him an Instant Voice Multiplier (It

works!) because he was getting tired of yelling in the Capoone Region to work. His brother, Al

Capoone gave him an Opal Kneeslap. They heard a knock on the door. Sue Capoone had arrived

a moment after they finished setting up.

Sue Capoone opened the door. They instantly threw Meme Balloons (it yells the name of

any meme you know!) They then wished him a VERY happy birthday and then something

surprised all of the workers at the Capoone Residence: ALL the meme lords in the world had

came to wish him a happy birthday! He had opened all his gifts and all was well. He thanked

them for all the gifts and suprised them with LOOMINATI T-shirts and then invited the meme

lords to stay for a gift giveaway. It was the best birthday party anyone had.

Now, back to the memus war. The heroes were fighting them and after the fighting

stopped for a few minutes, Cole said slap those knees and then half of the grumpy cat army
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was dead and all the dead penguin army was revived. The puffin army then yelled: COME AT

ME BRO!

All the grumpy cat army was dead in that instant. The strikers charged and in an instant

the puffin army retreated into the safety of the adele penguin army. Then, they threw popcorn

bombs at the strikers and killed most of them. The remaining ones killed Harambe Jr.
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Chapter 6: THE TRUTH OF SUE CAPOONE

You might know the legend of Sue Capoone. If not, let me tell you. He was a Meme

Empire sympathiser and was one of the most respected meme lords of the century. Now, as you

know, he was a good meme owner. However, after the 3rd Memus war ended, he turned bad. He

first had took most memecash that the workers were being paid and using it to make more

memes. This was very bad. Because of this, many factions formed and people formed countries.

Memus Weapons, a weapon company for memes, was receiving millions of orders a day. The

4th Memus war would begin. Slicky and Licky formed their own faction. However, the TRUE

MEME LORDS, a country that owned what is pretended to be called Canada, China, Russia, and

Greenland. Now, as MANY of you may know, these were the people involved in the TRUE

MEME LORDS: Sue Capoone, Grumpy Schrembs, Nyan Heisman, John Cena, Billy, Bobby,

Ryan F., Harambe the Turkey, Harambe, Bear (you know who this is), Cashier Cashew, Jeff,

Grandma Betty, Sir Ambe, Ill, Umi, Nati, Sir Lint, Sir Tinly, Jimmy, Joey, Ben Dover, Beware,

Brian, Bewear, Illuminati, Boulderdash, Grandma Betty, Yint, Sueinati, Petey the Partying

Penguin, Setey the Partying Penguin, The Headless Sue, Cecil, Granite, Moanna, Cole

Symphony, Mafatu, The MLG Dorito Dabberz, Santa Hazel, Singing Zak, Sir Dab-a-lot, Sir

Pusheen, Headless Heisman, the Closet Friends, Sue Dabboone (the 27th), Sue, In, Nati. Zaks

Audi, ALL PENGUIN MEMES, SUE Capoone'S, TEACHER (GRUMPY SCHREMBS,

SIR ANDRE, ETC). Ok, back to the countries, there were also the PEPE UNITED which

consisted of Pepe, Mega Pepe, Pepe the Vatican City Gym Leader, Pepe le Pope, Bob Barker,
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Knee Slapping Chorus, Alexander the social studies guy, Simphson, Bart Simsphosn, The Sim

Family, Cockildodildo (Coles child), Grandma Alexander, ALL FROG MEMES. Here is a list

of the countries.

PEPE UNITED: Pepe, Mega Pepe, Pepe the Vatican City Gym Leader, Pepe The
Pope, Bob Barker, Knee Slapping Chorus, Alexander the social studies guy,
Simpson, Bart Simsphosn, The Sim Family, Cockildodildo (Coles child),
Grandma Alexander, ALL FROG MEMES
THE TRUE MEME LORDS: Grumpy Schrembs, Nyan Heisman, John Cena,
Billy, Bobby, Ryan F., Harambe the Turkey, Harambe, Bear (you know who this
is), Cashier Cashew, Jeff, Grandma Betty, Sir Ambe, Ill, Umi, Nati, Sir Lint, Sir
Tinly, Jimmy, Joey, Ben Dover, Beware, Brian, Bewear, Illuminati, Boulderdash,
Grandma Betty, Yint, Sueinati, Petey the Partying Penguin, Setey the Partying
Penguin, The Headless Sue, Cecil, Granite, Moanna, Cole Symphony, Mafatu,
The MLG Dorito Dabberz, Santa Hazel, Singing Zak, Sir Dab-a-lot, Sir Pusheen,
Headless Heisman, the Closet Friends, Sue Dabboone (the 27th), Sue, In, Nati.
Zaks Audi, ALL PENGUIN MEMES, SUE CAPOONES, TEACHER
(GRUMPY SCHREMBS, SIR ANDRE, ETC).
BRUHFACE: Keyboard Cat, Nyan Cat, Pusheen, Jumping Pusheen, Sleeping
Pusheen, Eating Pusheen, Pooping Pusheen, Grumpy Pusheen, Grumpy Cat, ALL
OTHER CAT MEMES and the one they only BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH
DOGENITED WE STAND: ALL DOGE MEMES
EUREKA: ALL BRILLIANCE MEMES
WILLY PEPPERIDGE FARM WONKA'S: ALL PEPPERIDGE FARM
AND WILLY WONKA MEMES
THE SWEG: ALL KENAOU CONSPIRACY MEMES, ALL FROWNING
OBAMA MEMES
SUENATION: ALL VERSIONS OF SUE Capoone
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5 billion other meme countries not included. (To Be Continued) Anyways, lets get
back to the story. Many people were running around screaming and trying to calculate how to
evacuate before the war began. Soon, it began. BOOKMARK Suenation was battling the True
Meme Lords to see who got America, when the country called THE SWEG came in and took
mexico, home of OP BUS, a now non-existing country. However, the TRUE MEME LORDS
always had the advantage because of their invincible penguins. The army now consisted of
Adelie penguins, African penguins, Chinstrap penguins, Emperor penguins, Erect-crested
penguins, Fiordland penguins, Galapagos penguins, Gentoo penguins, Humboldt penguins, King
penguins, Little penguins, Macaroni penguins, Macaroni penguins, Magellanic penguins,
Rockhopper penguins, Royal penguins, Snares penguins, and Yellow-eyed penguins all were in
the army. They were dominating. They were making Suenation look like NoLifeNation. It was
chaotic with memes flying around and exploding kittens. What truly amazed the TRUE MEME
LORDS, was there Emperor Penguin Squad made of 666 penguins who did MLG for 666 hours
a week and was MLG CONFIRMED. They easily drove Suenation to panama where they
claimed the area and made a canal called the Panama Canal. The Suenation started expanding all
the way to north Belize where they made the TATA DUENDE SUE DABBON who was a scary
Capoone monster. Suenation wanted a rematch in the Battle of Penguin Capoone's 2.0. It was a
monday morning with a crisp Capoone air. It was time for the battle and all the Sues were ready
to take on the TRUE MEME LORDS New Penguin General whose name was Petey who used
MLG to take on his opponents. They would give some Doritos to their rivals and then tear them
apart with there Andre Beaks. These Andre Beaks were made from the finest metal found in the
Capoone mines near MEMUSCHUSESS. So the battle was ready to begin. Everyone gave dirty
looks to each other and Petey gave out a war cry, WE OUR THE TRUE MEME LOOOORDS!
WE ARE THE TRUE MEME LORDS! The penguins were roaring in approval and the battle
had begun. After about an hour LIXA came rushing in and screamed that he had found the lunch
box of a man named Cole Wise. But soon after he realised he had taken the wrong right turn
back on Sue Street and was in the middle of a chaotic battle. LIXA ran out safely and lived a
happy life till the old age of 10. OMG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. RIP Xakalixa Heisman 0
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SC (Beginning of the Capoone Era- 666 IC (The era when everything was confirmed by Brian
and Cole who wanted to be ASTRONAUTS jk they wanted to be part of the Illuminati Inc. drop
the mic and go home LIXA. ))

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Meanwhile, in Warestoke, we have two people. Their names are Slicky and Licky. The
sun was shining on the pillars of the temple in the village. It was dedicated to Sir Andre. The sun
shined rainbows going through the window, which was acting just like a prism. It was
thundering, and it was only morning. Slicky, who was very anxious to meet Liksa, an
ambassador from the TRUE MEME LORDS, was pacing back and forth. Licky, on the other
hand, was experimenting with circuits and brought Slicky back to attention when a large BOOM
happened and many things sizzled like an orange left in the sun for too long. Lightning lit up the
sky like a pair of fireworks. Branched lightning was lighting up in the day sky. It was like liquid,
gold ore streaks were being forged into forks above their heads. They saw a man coming over to
them. It was Christmas day. The fires lambent light stole away the velvet-black shadows
dancing on the wall. Pepe-Goodness-filled turkeys sizzled on the oven foil. Something was
perched on the temple door, glistening in the day sky.

A turquoise-blue stream wound its merry way through the city. It sprung over the
limestone rocks in its way with the mighty leap of a fish. Pebbles thrashed around in the water
glittering like a million opal shards. The sun beamed down through the thunder, purifying its
color to a perfect golden color. The surface was flowing with glistening sparkles, almost like
gems. The grass around it was glistening jade-green gown. Ripples flew past as fast as a plane,
and it meant only one thing: there was a visitor. The horizon seemed to be stitched with a silver
line. The seagulls were squawking over their heads and receiving food from the penguin army
marching behind the boat. As the sun crawled down the pillar like a snake goes to its prey, the
visitors were there. The had came to discuss the plan. Clutched in Slickys hand was a envelope.
The letters on it were gleaming in the sun. Compared to the snow, it was like comparing a slab of
gold to dirt. Then, there was a knock on the palace door. Enter, Slicky boomed. After a few
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hours of discussing, the sky had turned a vivid dark opal. When they exited, the stars were
shining brightly in the night sky, reflected on the lake, which was now the color of dark
sapphires.

They had made a deal. Slicky and Lickys empire would merge with the TRUE MEME
LORDS. Then, they decided to get their destiny. You might remember Jimmy and Joeys quest
in time. Along the way, they got a book. When they opened it, the room they were in, the spare
office in the capital of the TRUE MEME LORDS turned into an infinitely long room with
spheres glistening like diamonds but with the color of silver. There was one for each person all
of eternity. It even had animals, such as Petey. However, only the person that their destiny was
about could read it. Two children, by the names of Timmy and Tommy headed out for their
future. Timmys was nothing. He tried to comfort himself that that meant he would have to do
nothing, and he liked that. Timmy was very lazy, but hard-working if you could make him work.
On the other hand, Tommy was very optimistic and courageous. When they shared their
prophecies, Tommy said that his was: You will be a supreme fighter in the 5th Memus War, the
battle of the planets. Timmy was very lazy so he did not do further research. He just assumed
that it was the same as Tommys. On the way back, Tommy saw his prophecy. He tried to
reassure Timmy that Its probably just going to mean your not going to change at all, Timmy.
However, that only made it worse.

That night in bed, they heard a knock on the door. This is Mr. Wise, one of the leaders
of your country, and I demand you to get up and open this door! They checked the clock. It just
turned 12:00 midnight. They thought they heard a scream. They opened the door, and Cole Wise
appeared. He was covered in blood and said: Come, quick. They followed him. The next
moment, they were in the capital. He said, Here is your own office. Now, dont be scared. You
two will be working for the Prisoner Registration office. Then, Timmy fell down, petrified. He
saw himself in the mirror move and reveal his death. He would die in 5 minutes, in the hands of
his father, SUE Capoone. After 4 and 59 seconds, 99999999 milliseconds, he saw a knife fall on
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his throat. The world faded from crimson to black around his eyes. After 5 minutes, Cole ran in
with a drink called: Revivoser and threw it down Timmys throat. Timmy blinked.
Whaaaaa???? he said. Then his future was revealed. You will bring down Sue Capoone. He
yelled his future out. IM GOING TO GET SUE Capoone! IM GOING TO GET SUE
Capoone! IM GOING TO GET SUE Capoone! This was known as the Prophecy of the
Capoone's Men and Sue Capoone.

It is now the next day and Timmy and Tommy prepared on there long journey to restore
the prophecy. Oh, Sue. He gets in so much trouble. Let me talk about the history of Sue
Capoone. He was born sometime in 2016 when Sir Andre asked what the chief's name was. Cole
responded with Chief Sue so Sue would be the next leader and rule the MEMUS WORLDS. He
was respected and loved till in late 2016 Sir Andre and Sir Poland banned Sue Capoone and he
was hidden in the archives. People tried to get Sue unbanned but the evil dictators would not
listen. They then punished the ones who asked for Sue by speeding up the meme production in
Memuschustess the main meme factory. Then a massive strike began for Sue and he decided to
become an evil man. After Sir Andre persuaded him to help destroy the happy memes and use
them for people on the internet looking for good dank memes. These were the people willing to
give up Pusheen videos on youtube just for one dank meme. And now we are where we left of
were Timmy and Tommy try to stop Sue Capoone but on their journey they find something
crazy.

Timmy and Tommy were off on their adventure and were going through the Memus
forest. When they heard the sound of LIXA who was clapping at the performance of Mighty
Medieval Men. Cole was laughing at LIXA and Sir Caviness was going to move Cole next to
Brian where they were so they could confirm LIXA because they were famous for their ability to
confirm anything they saw. Timmy and Tommy recognized this species of LIXA as a descendant
from LIKESA HEISMAN. This man was supposed to make things right by unbanning the great
meme lord but after Sir Caviness took him and made him become Sir Bateman but his real
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identity was still LIKSEA JR. would never give up to be a real LIXA so he could go and swim
with the LIXAS.

During their journey, they had came across the tallest mountain in the world. The snow
was pearl-white flashing in the twilight. The snow came crashing down and revealed flat terrain,
stellarly protected by many peaks and canyons. The air felt ice-cold, and the wind beat upon
Timmy and Tommys faces like Jay would slap his knees. Upon their arrival, they saw a lantern
glow near them like a blazing fire that had been toasting the area for years. They had decided to
camp and instantly conjured their shelter from the capital city of the TRUE MEME LORDS
(Memusxandria). Because of this, they found all of their worldly possessions. However,
something scared them. On their coathanger was John Cena, the dog. Its eyes were flashing
between blood red and scarlet. When they came near it, it glowed and made them see what
would happen in 20 minutes there. A man with a scarlet cloak walked in their house. He took the
20 minute older Timmy and Tommy and took them to Sue Capoone, who was living in the red
orb they saw earlier. They saw his most inner secret. Duh duh duh

Seeing it they decided to run for it. They sent their house back to its original location in
the capital. They saw a man in a scarlet cloak that swished come near them. They knew what was
going to happen. Then, a human in an opal cloak sent them the legendary OPAL KNIFE. It had
the power to insta-remove a meme from the world. In it had the power of 5,000 hydrogen bombs
that would be released when its owner was in grave danger. On it was engraved: TIMMY
PENGUINCLAW and TOMMY PENGUINCLAW. They knew their future would be
fulfilled at this moment. When they entered the orb, they saw it was a palace. On it were the
words: They do not know I am evil, and I will conquer their country. What are they meant for?
They are meant to give me their country. -Sue Capoone. There was more writing on the wall.
Sue Capoones future. It is time I satisfy you master. I shall find my sons Timmy and Tommy I
will also capture the LIXA and make them my evil apprentices. Tommy started to sweat stuff
that you would see on Cole's neck. He realized they were in a trap. Sue Capoone was coming for
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him and his brother. Then Sue would capture Harambe Jr. He heard a bark of a dog. It was John
Cena (the dog) He was beside his master. It was Sue Capoone and his long lost brother Sue
Daboone.

So, the two heroes at the ends of their life! We will kill you faster than you can say
quidditch. So, Ive decided to get you with MY opal Sword and my mighty medieval opal
crew. Now, Timmy and Tommy pulled out their opal knife. When Sue Capoone saw the
engraved letters, he shivered. You really are the chosen ones. My second future was that I would
be brought to the light by the owners of the Opal Knife. Thats not going to happen. Just as they
spoke, figures ran from the hall into the room they were in. Brian, Jay, Ryan F., Colin, Cole,
Billy, Bobby, Jimmy, Joey, Slicky, and Licky ran into the room. Sorry were late, Sue. We had
a bit of trouble with your guards out there, you see. Sue Capone only stared at them. Then he
yelled, JOHN CENA, COME HERE AND SHOW THEM WHAT I MEANT TO SHOW
THEM ON HALLOWS EVE! The dogs eyes flashed from scarlet to dark-lilac. The dogs
prophecy was: You will bring upon the deaths of many who escaped your wrath on Hallows
Eve, 665 AHD. Billy and Bobby exchanged glances. They knew who it meant. They pulled Sue
Capoone out, who was unconscious after the dog tried to stun Billy and Bobby. Then, the
penguin army jumped out. John Cena (the dog) then revealed the army of cloned Sue Capoones.
The fight broke out. Every so often, a head would fly off a Sue Capoone and a maroon stain like
a robe would appear on a penguin. Sue Capone then regained consciousness. He heard these
words from general Petey: Wanna bet, Setey? I bet you that all of my portion of the army will
have robes like that. He pointed to a stain on another penguin. Sue Capoone then stabbed the
first one he could see. It was his son, Harambe Jr. Sue Capoone then fell down in grief and
started howling. The howl was a howl Sir Caviness made when she burned her dinner. It was that
terrible. Harambe Jr. was getting weak and Jay ran in with coles lunch box. It had unlimited
amounts of doritos. This meant MLG was beginning and Pepe le Pope was going to become the
Pope of Sue Land. This is because Pepe made a bet with Headless Sue that MLG was going to
happen at this massacre after Harambe would get stabbed by stone stabbed stone. Headless Sue
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became triggered since he would have to give his title of pope to this ugly frog. Did Pepe have a
life was on CNN? was a documentary made by LIXA. Meanwhile thousands of other cashing
bets took place as even Sue Capone got a huge cash ticket. LIXA GORILLAS were now
triggered as one of their members was being killed. LIXA GORILLAS were very loyal gorillas.
They were pounding their chests exactly like LIXA during music class. They decided they would
form a massive army of LIXA GORILLAS and try to destroy Sue Capone. Tommy and Timmy
wanted to make Sue Capone become a great kind meme lord. They could already hear LIXA
GORILLAS pounding their chests possibly only 666 inches away. Sir Bateman was taken by a
Spookay Squad Member to safety. Tommy and Timmy pulled out the opal sword, making a
shing noise. They could see Sue Capone getting a rocket launcher. The LIXA GORILLAS were
now pounding their chests simultaneously and they could see the leader. He was known as LIXA
but his real name was XaxkaLIXA Heisman. Sir Caviness recognized him as the guy who got
Cole and himself in big trouble. LIXA was a crazy gorilla who sacrificed his own gorilla
underwear to the great Harambe.

During the big battle of Memusburg, the Cole Symphony band of MURICA came
together and put posters around the battlefield saying: Cole wants YOU to join Cole
Symphony! After the commotion had died down from flyers flying over the field, they
advanced forward, onto the soft green turf that is now their own. While advancing, they ran into
the famous battlefield nurse, Molly Pepe (No relation to Pepe). While Molly Pepe was doing a
Mollie (No relation to ollies or Molly) they saw the flash of a sword and a LOT of penguins
dropped from the sky into a puddle. Or maybe it was a sea. Anyways, the 1337th Garrison of the
Penguin Army had came to start the battle. Sorry guys i am sick :(