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I
The U.S. Constitution gives this Court the authority to hear all
Cases . . . arising under this Constition, the Laws of the United States, and
Treaties made . . . under their Authority. U.S. Const., Art. III, 2. This
so-called Cases and Controversies provision has generally been held to
require actual injury to the person bringing suit. Indeed, this is a well-
established principle under the U.S. Constitution, and one that does not
allow a grievance alone to be sufficient to bring an action.
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Diamond v. Charles, 476 U.S. 54, 61-62 (1986). See also Warth v. Seldin, 422
U.S. 490, 501 (1975). This would seem to put the matter to rest, and indeed,
for those courts it did. However, the Court at this time finds itself operating
under a slightly different framework and system. Rather than traditional
federalism, we are faced with a sort of metafederalism, where we have the
U.S. Constitution and a second, reddit-specific constitution. The question
then becomes which one prevails where they conflict, and logic dictates
only one answer. The reddit constitution must trump the other for our
purposes, or it would have been pointless to make. As far back as Marbury v.
Madison, this Court has presumed that the Legislature does not make empty
laws. 5 U.S. 137, 174 (1803) (It cannot be presumed that any clause in the
Constitution is intended to be without effect . . .).
With this in mind, we must look to see if there is an applicable
conflict. Article III of the reddit constitution contains the following
provision: Any member wishing to test the Constitutionality of a passed
bill is free to file a case with the Supreme Court, after obtaining a petition
with 10 signatories.
Once again, we must assume that this constitution was written
without extraneous language. Moreover, the plain reading of a provision
must control unless this would lead to absurdity; we must assume that
lawmakers use words in their natural and ordinary signification. Pensacola
Telegraph Co. v. Western Union Telegraph Co., 96 U.S. 1, 12 (1878). This
provision of the reddit constitution clearly indiactes that any member of
the Legislature who wishes to test the constitutionality of a law may do so
provided the other requirements are met. There is no indication that the
other requirements have not been met, and the Government has not alleged
this to be the case. This provision does not require any direct injury, and
one could have been added if that were the intent of its drafters.
In light of the above, the reddit constitution provides a way to
challenge a law absent direct injury, and this provision must trump the
conflicting one in the U.S. Constitution. We therefore find that Petitioner
has standing to challenge the constitutionality of this law, and we will decide
this case on the merits.
II
a
Petitioner challenges 21 U.S.C. 803(32)(A) as it applies to marijuana.
This is somewhat puzzling, as this provision does not address marijuana or
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indeed any well-known narcotic, but instead provides criminal penalties for
certain analogues of controlled substances:
McFadden v. United States, 576 U.S. ___, ___ (slip op. at 1) (2015). Thus this
provision is not applicable to marijuana itself, and so has not bearing on
Petitioners underlying claim.
However, Petitioner also attacks marijuanas inclusion as a Schedule
I narcotic, arguing that this violates the Due Process Clause of the Fifth
Amendment. That provision provides, in relevant part, that: [No person
shall] be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law. . .
Petitioner argues that this provision is violated by restrict[ing]
the individuals ability to consume marijuana without due process of law.
However, this represents a misreading of the Due Process Clause. Under
the Petitioners interpretation, any provision that banned the possession
of any object or, indeed, any criminal statute whatsoever, would be
unconstitutional. This is patently erroneous on its face, as will be explained
below. Petitioner subsequently argued:
The law was written and passed, but when the Executive
Branch applied it to Marijuana that is when the violation
of the 5th Amendment occurred, as there was no due
process involved with the instantaneous criminalization of
millions of American citizens, without any representation
of the oppositions interests.
This too is a misreading of what, exactly, the Due Process Clause guarantees.
It does not protect an individual from all government encroachment on
things he would otherwise like to do. Instead, it only means that if the
Government chooses to make something a crime, no one may be punished
for it without due process of law. It does not stand for the idea that the
Government may not change the legality of a certain action, including
possession of a certain substance. There is nothing in the history of the
Constitution or in the precedent of this or any other court within the United
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Gonzales v. Raich, 545 U.S. 1 (2005) (the Commerce Clause allows Congress
to criminalize home growing of marijuana), United States v. Oakland Cannabis
Buyers Cooperative, 532 U.S. 483 (2001) (common-law medical necessity
defense does not prevent conviction for possession of marijuana, even in a
State which allows medical use of marijuana). Petitioner gives us no reason
to do so, and we see none.
Because we find that Congress acted within its authority, we find
no issue with Congress delegating this authority to the Executive.
b
One final matter warrants discussion. Petitioner asserts that [i]t is the
Courts duty to stamp out factual incorrectness in laws, regardless of their
constitutionality. . . This is inconsistent with our constitutional structure.
As described in Part I, this Court has jurisdiciton over all Cases . . .
arising under this Constition, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties
made. . . It has long been established that the Courts role is to interpret
the laws, to say what the law is. Marbury, 5 U.S. at 137. But from the
Founding,
The Federalist No. 78 (A. Hamilton). Nothing in the Constitution gives this
Court the authority to substitute its judgment for that of Congress, absent
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Congress may pass any law that does not exceed its authority or conflict
with the guarantees of the Constitution. It has acted within its authority
here. The debate as to the wisdom of its actions in this case will doubtless
continue, as it should. But this Court may not insert itself into a debate on
policy. We have neither the expertise nor the authority to do so.
Because this Court finds that no Fifth Amendment violation exists
in this case, we need not address the issue raised by the Government of
whether Petitioners challege is an unjusticiable political question.
For the foregoing reasons, the petition is dismissed.
It is so ordered.