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You both like cebu.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: f haha
Stranger: age?
Stranger: nganung naay haha?
You: para naa koy laing ma-type? I love wasting my time hahhahahahah
Stranger: straight? o bi ?
You: straight
Stranger: hahaha lols
Stranger: age?
You: nganong naay lols? redundant mana sa 'hahaha'
You: bitaw, 21
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry na gud
Stranger: 20m k
Stranger: ko
You: ahhhh 20meters ka? what? hahahahha
Stranger: 20inches
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahahahahahaha dmd
You: by the way, taga-asa ka?
Stranger: downtown cebu ikaw ?
You: uptown cebu lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: grabe
Stranger: atbangan man dayon
You: hahahahaha o, ana gyud ;)
Stranger: taga labangon bitaw ko
Stranger: ikaw ?
You: ahhh Mandaue ra
You: downtown diay ang Labangon? hahaha
Stranger: layua
Stranger: haha
Stranger: at least duol ra
Stranger: ahaha
You: hahaha o, traffic sad
You: layo ra man gud hahaha
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: lalis pa jd
Stranger: nag unsa diay ka dri ?
You: Kuan, wala koy lingaw
You: ikaw?
Stranger: same ta
You: para naa koy lingaw, makiglalis nalang ko hahaha
Stranger: boring kaayo gd
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: kalingawan ra ko nimo diay?
You: Hahahahaha o, sama sa imong gibuhat nako aww hahhaa
Stranger: haha
Stranger: huota uy
You: bitaw, wala lang gyud koy lingaw. Mopatol man sad ka. Well hahahah
You: let it go hahaha
Stranger: anong ileletgo ko ?
Stranger: hahaa
You: ahhhh imong feelings hahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nya ganahan ka ikay musawo ?
You: Dili, weak kaayo ko basin heavy imong feelings ba, dili nako makaya mo-
break down ko aww hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: grabeha gud diay?
You: Hahahahaha o, ana man daw na haha
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: sai gusto nimo nga topic ?
You: wala ko kahbaw haha. Mopatol ra kog bisan unsa, be it scientific,
religious or out of this world na topic, okay ra
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: pareho gud ta
Stranger: wala pd ko khbaw
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: patay
You: patay gyud hahahaha
You: soooo uhm, do you like bread?
You: hahahahahaha
Stranger: bread?
Stranger: what bread?
You: pan hahahhahaha
Stranger: ahh
You: pan de coco samoka hahahha
Stranger: ouh
Stranger: i like bread
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ikaw ?
You: Hahahhaha wala diay ka kita anang meme sa internet about anang "do
you like bread" nga question?
You: I like pizza. Pizza has a crust. Crust is made of flour. Bread is made of
flour also. So yeah, I like bread same as pizza
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: grabe ka
Stranger: d ko nakita yun
Stranger: unfair
Stranger: yun pala ibig sabihin
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahahha naa man naaa. Kanang moana nga, when you don't want to
end the conversation so you ask weird questions such as "so you like bread?"
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: means flirting daw
Stranger: hehe
You: Hahahhaha ahhhhh hmmm
You: biaw, yeah. maybe hahahha
Stranger: kuyawa anang ahh hmmm
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so wala kay uyab diay ? hehe
You: Hahahahha kung naa dili ta mag-chat karon ahahhahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: panis
Stranger: so pila na kabook imong nahimong bf in the past?
You: Hahahahhaha ahhh so far first time pa ni nako nakapangutana anang
"do you like bread" so meaning I never flirted with a human being in ral life
You: *real
You: Ikaw?
Stranger: never been touched never been kissed
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pero naa nay mga mi flirt nimo ?
You: Ahhhh wala man guro
You: hahahhaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: di diay cgurado ?
You: Wala ko kabantay hahhaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: for 21 years?
Stranger: wala jd ? grabeha gud ?
You: Hahahha yeah, 21 years gyud? Wala say mo-flirt ug newborn baby oy
hahahhaha
Stranger: daan ko pa lage
Stranger: rebutt dayon
Stranger: grabeha
Stranger: kada sulti nako suphon man dayon
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahahaha mga 11 years lang guro oy wla ni-dare aww hahahah
You: Hahahahhahaha mao guro na ang reason kung nganong nbsb ko
Stranger: why do you think ? nga way ni dare?
Stranger: haha NGSB pd ko
You: I don't know? Basin naa nya wala lang ko kabantay hahahha
You: Hahahahhaha nice, motuo ko ana
Stranger: naa ra nimo
Stranger: kung di ka muto
Stranger: mutoo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: grabe jd
You: I said I believe you hahahahahah
Stranger: sounds sarcastic tho
You: Haahahha well, basin hearing-impaired ka ;)
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: naman
You: Hahahahhaha lagi, motuo nako
Stranger: i can't blame you naman
You: don't blame me, I'm innocent hahahahhaha
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: innocent
You: Hahahahaha 'innocent' is the right term
Stranger: that so ?
You: yeah
You: do you want me to use naive instead?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: don't bother
Stranger: haha
You: Hahhahahahha I have all the time in the world sooo naay koy care ana
hahahha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: mao ba?
Stranger: wa pa diay ka dukaa ?
You: wala, 3am naman ko matulog sooo active kaayo akong brain cells karon.
Ikaw?
Stranger: murag same ra ta og sleeping time
Stranger: haha
Stranger: studyante pa ka ? o di na ?
You: Dili na, ikaw?
Stranger: student pa
Stranger: still
You: Awww really? How...
You: nice hahaha
Stranger: how?
Stranger: what do you mean how ?
You: How nice hahahahha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: unsay nice sa usa ka student ?
You: daghan. you want me to enumerate?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ayaw nalang uy
You: Hahahahahahah I can summarize it in one word, you know
Stranger: nothing to say except "do you like bread? "
Stranger: hahaha
You: Uhmmmm, wanna eat?
You: Hahahahha
Stranger: eat what ?
Stranger: bread?
Stranger: hahaha
You: food of course hahahha
Stranger: i'm in !
You: sigeee, libre nimo kay broke ko hahahah
Stranger: what kind of food?
Stranger: broke ?
You: kanang soft hahahah
Stranger: unsay broke ka ?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: soft ?
You: wala koy kwarta hahahha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: same ra ta uy
Stranger: haha
You: soft diet hahahhaha
You: dili oy, naa kay kwarta kay student pa man ka hahahah
Stranger: soft in diet
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: naay kwarta pero allowance
Stranger: mao ray allowance nga kuwang
Stranger: hahaha
You: kahbaw ka nganong nice ang pagka-student? you have A-L-L-O-W-A-N-
C-E
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahha bitaw
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: diba ang allowance kanang luag pa ? or sobra?
Stranger: allowance nya kuwang diay?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahha so far ikaw ra gyuy nay ingon ana nga mindset
You: dapat sobra pero kulang man hahhaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: dunno nganung in ani ako mindset
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhaa ayaw i-question tanan haaa. Basin i-question na sad nimo
imong existence hahhaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: di naman sad uy
Stranger: grabe pd
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahhaha nangutana man gud ka kung unsay meaning sa allowance
Stranger: oo
Stranger: natinga ra gd ko
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhaa okay ra na oy, mapun-an ra lagi ang kulang hahaha
You: nya ang sobra kay makuhaan para naay equilibrium ba hahaha
Stranger: wow
Stranger: nosebleed na ko
Stranger: haha
You: don't be, friends ming google hahhahaha
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: mao pd
Stranger: di ko naisip yun ah
You: Hahahhaha when in doubt, ask google
Stranger: atik ra na uy?
Stranger: it sounded too natural
You: Hahahhahahaha halaaa, impared na gyud na imong auditory nerves
hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: cguro
Stranger: need ko na ng pa check up
Stranger: magpa check up
Stranger: hahah
You: Hahahhaha pa-check up gyud?
You: grabe ka hahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: change tpic ?
You: Hala go
You: unsay ganahan nimo nga topic?
Stranger: kung unsay imo ganahan
Stranger: ganahan pd ko ^_^
You: Nah, dili ka malingaw sa akong mga ganahan
Stranger: unsa man ?
Stranger: try ko
Stranger: hahaha
You: boring stuf
Stranger: like what ?
You: softwares?
You: hahaha
Stranger: i can relate
Stranger: what softwares?
You: IT ka?
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: ikaw ?
You: Sure? hmmm
You: Tarong ba hahaha
Stranger: yeah !
Stranger: i can relate to softwares
Stranger: i can ask google too LOL
You: Hahahahhaha samoka
Stranger: i am friends with her you know ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahahah unfriend her if dili sya katubag sa imong queries hahaha
You: 'her' diay si Google?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: her
You: I thought walay gender orientation si Google kay gi-promote nila ang
gender equality hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: cause sumpayan nya imong buot isulti bisag wa pa ka kahuman ....
haha
Stranger: so ?
Stranger: a girl most likely
Stranger: hahaha
You: and that makes her a woman?
You: hahahahhaha
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhaha kuyawa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: unsay naka kuyaw ana ?
You: nah, if ingona ana, it makes her assuming
Stranger: and that makes the user paasa?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhaha ayaaay, deep na lagi ta diri
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: deep web?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: wa kaayo ko sa akong huna'2 ganina
Stranger: naa man gd koy gitan aw
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
You: Hahahhaa oh, don't be. Dili man halata gud
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lols
You: You were very responsive
Stranger: mura ra nag sa klase physically present but mentally absent
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pero dili fully mentally absent ko
Stranger: partially lang
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahhaa hmm, well at least present pa ka bisan partial lang
You: kay uban aww haha
You: *kaysa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: pero madawat diay na nimo nga bisag ga uban mo lain iyang
ghuna2x?
You: Hahahaha hmmm, depende kung kinsa akong kuyog
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: like who ?
You: ikaw diay?
Stranger: ako ?
You: like for example akong kuyog kay research mates nako, okay ra kaayo if
lahi ilang huna-hunaon. that only means they're thinking and their brains are
active, magamit gihapon na as an advantage
Stranger: ahahahhaha
You: dili ikaw, kanang imong tapad nga naka-white lol
Stranger: ikaw ray ni dig deeper ana
Stranger: that supposed to scare me ? haha
You: Hahahahha are you?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i'm not that easily scared
You: really
You: hmmm hahaha
Stranger: hmmm? then hahaha?
You: Hahaha samoka aning observant atong ka-chat oy
You: Anyway, you mentioned deep web. Familiar diay ka ana?
Stranger: not that observant tho
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just an overview i think
Stranger: (overview murag salida)
Stranger: hahaha
You: Ahhhh so IT gyud ka?
You: Let's just pretend that this is an interactive lecture hahaha
Stranger: dili
Stranger: i'm not an IT
You: pero familiar ka ana?
Stranger: okay so you're the professor
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: hahahaha
You: nope, I'm the student
You: Hahahah tarung baaa
Stranger: lage
Stranger: student man pd ko
Stranger: hahaha
You: So what's your major then?
Stranger: Engineering
You: Computer engineering?
Stranger: got it !
You: ahhhhhhh
You: so mas familiar kas hardware
Stranger: dghanag "H"ahh
Stranger: both
You: pero mas naa kay exposure sa hardware right?
Stranger: balanced
Stranger: both
Stranger: equilibrium
Stranger: equality
Stranger: okay?
You: Hahahahhaha lagi, got it
Stranger: wakkata
You: unsa nga brand sa CPU ang nindot paliton?
Stranger: brand ?
Stranger: di ko usually mo refer og brand
Stranger: friend mong google diba ?
You: unsa diay?
Stranger: so go for it
Stranger: hahaha
You: Yeah pero mas mo-trsut lang sa ko nimo kay computer engineering man
imong major
You: *trust
Stranger: yes
Stranger: pero dili kaayo ko ing ana ka updated o ka sweto sa mga parts sa
pc o sa mga brands o specs
Stranger: just a few things lang ako nahibaw an
Stranger: pero kung ganahan jud kag deeper knowledge
You: pero so far unsa nga CPU ang excellent ang performance?
Stranger: you can ask somebody nga sweto
Stranger: hahahahha
Stranger: same question
You: nah, nagbuwag nami hahahhaa
Stranger: you just rephrased it LOL
You: bitaw, pwede mangutana nalang ko nimo? hahaha you're giving me a
hard time
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: plano nimong mag assemble og PC?
You: yeah, I did basin diay matubag ko nimo if i-rephrase nako akong
question hahha
You: Yesss, kaayo
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nilinlang moko
Stranger: para?
Stranger: gaming ?
You: Hahahahha o, i gotta be manipulative ;)
You: dili, photo editing
Stranger: ahh
You: pwede sad gaming. I'm planning to learn more about dota kasi hahahha
Stranger: so display dapat ang imo i priority
Stranger: and processing kung
You: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: processor
You: ana diay na?
Stranger: kung nagplano kang mag dota
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you're teasing me LOL
Stranger: once again
Stranger: dghanag H oh?
Stranger: hahaha
You: what? I'm not hahahha
You: unsa naa sa ahhhhhhh?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: wala lang
Stranger: malingaw lang ko sa H
Stranger: hahaha
You: It's an affirmation that means I'm learning something new
You: Hahahahhah ahhhhhh ingon ana diay ka. I see, noted.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: you learned something new about me
Stranger: affirmed
Stranger: haha
You: Hmmm, yeah. I think so.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry na
Stranger: bad man gd ko nga pagka taw
Stranger: haha
You: Hahhaha kinsa nag-ingon nimo nga bad ka? and in what way?
You: *kinsay
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wa uy nevermind
Stranger: so ?
Stranger: magdota jd ka ?
You: Ahhh plano ra na hahaha
You: why?
Stranger: nangutana ra
Stranger: hehe
You: aww I thought mo-ofer ka nga tudluan ko nimo hahaha
Stranger: i'm not that good in dota man
Stranger: pero muduwa ko
Stranger: i'm a dota pro gaming enthusiast also
You: Awww okay ra man. Wala man ko nagplano mahimong legend sa dota
gud.
Stranger: hahahahha
Stranger: shit
Stranger: sorry
You: Ohhhhhhh, kailangan kita hahahha
Stranger: nana sad nang iyang rebutt ayy
Stranger: ngayon at kailanman ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahahha what? Wala ko na gituyo oy
You: Hahahhaha always aww hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: grabe
Stranger: you seem so sharp
Stranger: i mean your way of thinking
Stranger: cge lang kog ka nganga
Stranger: sa imo mga tubag
Stranger: grabe
You: Hahahhaha nah, I don't think so. Loading ko in real life lol
Stranger: pero you're sharp
Stranger: i can sense that
You: Hahhahaha please close your mouth basin naay mosulod diha then
maglisod ug gawas kay ma-amaze sa sulod sa imong body awww
Stranger: pero seryoso
Stranger: i can sense that
You: Dili lagiii, ingon ani rako kay kadlawn naman
Stranger: you're amazing
Stranger: you seem so natural
You: Oh, stop it hoooman hahahhahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i feel like not talking anymore
Stranger: cause everything has a rebutt
Stranger: and it's solid
You: Hahhahahahah samoka oy
Stranger: lage
Stranger: tinood man na gud
You: Please keep on talking. Use your brain cells oy hahaha. Sayang bright
baya ka haahhahahahahhaha
Stranger: i like you being unique
You: Am I? hahahhaa
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you are
You: Bitaw, undangi na ang compliments. Weird na kaayo ang atmosphere
diri hahahha
Stranger: nikalit og ubos ang humidity?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: pero nagsulti lang kos tinood
You: Hahahahhaha yeah. Basin maabot nas ciritical level ang akong brain
cells kay ni-shrink na tungod sa imong compliments hahaha
Stranger: nah it will never happen
Stranger: your brain cells seems to double mine
You: Nah, I don't think so. hahahha na-conscious na ang cells sa akong body.
Ikaw haaa, stop it, you hahhahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that's the truth Ms. Unique
You: Hahahahha weird na kaayo ka haaa
Stranger: btaw
Stranger: nag tug an raman kos tinood
You: Mura kog freak anang Ms. Uniques ahahahah
You: *unique
Stranger: usa ra uy
Stranger: ayaw dghana
Stranger: kay di na ma unique
Stranger: hahaha
You: typo. Sorry kaayo hahahahaha
Stranger: haha
You: change topic na taaa weirdo hahahha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: magka storya jud nis wattpad madugay ba
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: mr weirdo meets ms unique
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Ahhh what? Mobasa diay ka ana? hahahahahha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not a fan
You: but?
Stranger: but i know what that is
You: Ahhhhhhhhhh ang dami mong alam
Stranger: hindi naman cguro
Stranger: hehe
You: I can smell intelligence from here
You: Hahhahahahahha
Stranger: dami nyang tawa o
Stranger: mga trenta
Stranger: hahaha
You: depende mana sa number of hahaha nga gibalik2x nako gud hahaha
You: 2 sets of hahahaha ra man na, kulang ug 28
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ngaon ta
Stranger: na koy mais oh?
Stranger: you like mais ?
You: luoya nako oy. You just confirmed na corny ko hahaha
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i just asked you
Stranger: you like mais
Stranger: hahaha
You: nah, subtle pa gyud ang pag-confirm nimo. ouch hahahhaha
Stranger: dunno what's subtle tho
Stranger: poor me
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahhahaha samoka
Stranger: awww
Stranger: T_T
Stranger: samok nalang jd diay ko
Stranger: sorry hah
Stranger: nausik nako imong time
Stranger: T_T
You: change topic na ta basin manglupad na sad ang compliments diri
You: Nilupad na gyud diay hahaha
Stranger: its truth
Stranger: not compliment
Stranger: i mean true compliment
Stranger: haha
You: Lagi, okayyyy
You: compliments are awkward you know
You: It makes me uneasy haha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry
You: Sorry na sad hahhaa maabot gyud kas langit ana ba
Stranger: pwd pd
Stranger: pero kuyog ta
Stranger: ^_^
You: Hahhahaha dili ko nila dawaton didto
Stranger: cge lang akoy backer nimo
Stranger: hahha
You: Hahhahahaha hala oy, hasta sa langit naay backer2x
You: I thought sa work ra na awww hahhaa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ikaw jd
You: Hahahha so kahbaw diay ka kung unsaon pag-abot sa langit? aside sa
magsige kag sorry, unsa pay laing way?
Stranger: wa na ko kahibaw sa laing way
Stranger: ikaw ?
Stranger: bacn naa kay nahibaw an ?
You: Ahhhh do no harm?
Stranger: what else?
You: hahahha quiz ni?
You: ahhhhhhh
You: hmmm
You: do good?
Stranger: what else?
Stranger: 1-50 enumeration
You: love yourself and others?
You: hahahahhaha samoka ugma pa ta mahuman ani
Stranger: loving you ? is that included?
Stranger: wahahahaha
You: Hahahahhahahaha nadawala pa man ug segue
You: *nadala
Stranger: segue/
You: "pronounced as segway hahahha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: kulang kaalaman ko
Stranger: see
Stranger: abot nakos langit hapit
Stranger: hahaha
You: sorry din, yan lang ang alam ko hahahhahaha
You: Hahahahhahahah kuyog ko
Stranger: dungan tag adto
Stranger: hahahaha
You: magsige nalang tag sorry ani?
You: Hahahhaha
Stranger: dli2x
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahaha adik man ka oy
Stranger: ikaw pd
Stranger: hahaha
You: akong agenda kay nawala na hahaha
You: mas adik lang gyud ka hahaha
Stranger: cge nalang gd
Stranger: musurrender nalang ko
You: Hahahhaha mo-surrender ka? Unsay i-surrender nimo? hahahahha
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: joke !
You: nilloloko mo na naman ako. ouch hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wa man gd
Stranger: nganung gi LOKO man daw tika b?
You: ingon ka mo-surrender na unta pero joke ra diay hahhaa
You: I thought I could play as the dominant one ahhahaha
Stranger: o cge
Stranger: kuhaon ang joke
Stranger: play the dominant one
Stranger: hahaha
You: nah, you said it na, too late hahahhahaha
You: Hahahhaha adika, Dili oy, murag 50 shades lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: 50 shades oh
Stranger: ikaw hah
You: Hahahhahaha what?
Stranger: you want to play the dominant one ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: depende sa kung unsa ang nature sa game
You: hahahaha ikaw?
Stranger: like what ?
You: i don't know ahhahaha
Stranger: 50 shades?
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahahaha weird man tong 50 shades gud
You: kita na ba ka ato?
Stranger: nganu man ?
Stranger: wala
You: weird lang, sadist man ang guy then masochist ang girl then nagparis
sila hahaha. Pang-psychotic man sya nga salida hahhaa
You: hahaha okay, okay
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ikaw ra nanan aw ato ?
You: Hahahhahaha dili oy, I tried to watch it but wala nako gihuman. I watched
it for about 20 minutes lang
Stranger: nganu wala nimo gihuan ?
You: Ingon sila nice daw but ingon among Prof bati daw hahhaha
Stranger: ghuman ?
Stranger: prof ?
Stranger: so you man student ka ?
Stranger: mean*
You: katong student pa ko ba way back 2014 katong gipasalida ang 50
shades
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: okay i see
You: wala nako sya gihuman kay uncomfortable ko sa sex scenes
Stranger: nganung uncomfortable ka ?
Stranger: lain iyang scenes?
You: I was not used to it
You: lain para nako, baw lang kung lain ba sya para nimp
You: *nimo
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wa gani ko kita
You: kung makakita ka ba hahaha
Stranger: maybe because babaye ka
You: maybe hahaha
Stranger: and some girls feels uncomfortable kung ang usa ka movie naay
sex scenes
Stranger: feel*
You: hahaha true especially if wala sila naanad
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: parehas nimo
You: ako na sad hahhaha
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ikaw btaw di ba ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: lagi, ako na hahhaa
Stranger: wa man ka naanad so ikaw
Stranger: hahaha
You: dili nako mangutana nimo sure ko kaila kaayo kas imong self
You: Hahahhaha fine, ako na
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: grabe kaila sa self uy
You: Yesss, I noticed na wala ka nitubag nakog "I don't know" or "I'm not sure"
sa akong questions soooo maybe kaila kas imong self
Stranger: coz wa ko kabantay sa imong pangutana
Stranger: wa gd nimo butangi og question mark
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahha pero resonsive man ka and so faaar, wala ka nagpakita ug
uncertainty sa imong answers
You: Halaaaa hahahaha technical na sad sya oh
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yawg saba
You: hahahha your secret's safe with me hahahahha
Stranger: i'm a secret to myself , so am i gonna be safe with you ? (segue
part 2)
You: Hahahahhahahahha pwede naka mahimong script writer sa corny nga
local series hahahaha
Stranger: T_T
You: but well, I admit. You got me hahahhaha
Stranger: i got you ?
Stranger: wow !
Stranger: LUCKY ME
Stranger: not a canton or a noodle
You: pancit canton hahahah
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: i got you first
Stranger: hahaha
You: okay, fineeee
You: samoka oy hahhaa
Stranger: its more than enough for me that i got you
Stranger: part 3
You: Hahahhahahaha you should stop, you know
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: how to stop
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Hahahahhaha control yourself aww hahaha
You: sure ko naa na sad kay matubag ani
You: Anyway, change topic basin asa na sad ta maabot hahhahaha
Stranger: i can't control cause you're my remote
Stranger: part 4
Stranger: maabot na pd tag langit ani
Stranger: hahaha
You: Halaa oy, kung remote ko nya TV ka, gi-of na tika hahahahahha
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: so turn of
Stranger: i get it i get it
You: Hahahhahaha ayaw na pag-sorry para dili ta maabot didto
You: Hahahahha pun intended
Stranger: more than a pun i guess
You: Hahahahha pan. Gutom lagi hahaha
Stranger: do you like bread?
You: Hahahahha so you wanna eat?
You: Hahahahhaha
Stranger: yeah
You: bread?
You: or
Stranger: or ?
You: I got lost hahahahhaha
Stranger: bread or what ?
You: or...wala eh, hanging hahahahha
You: rice?
You: hahahaha
Stranger: don't leave me hanging
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: rice
Stranger: nice
You: Hahahhaha
You: mohilom nako hahahhaha
Stranger: nganu man ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Wala oy. Continue eating your bread hahahha
You: and pun hahahha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you wanna eat?
You: pun? ahhahahah
Stranger: pan
Stranger: haha
You: ahhhh pan. You really like bread, huh?
Stranger: yeah bread + you
Stranger: part5
You: Hahahahhaha unsa na kaha ang naa sa part 6 ani sa?
Stranger: #everythinghappensforareason
Stranger: part 6
Stranger: hahahaha
You: like what?
You: haahhaa
Stranger: wa ka kabasa ana ?
You: wala unsa mana? aside sa hashtag sya hahhaa
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: try lang ug pangutana sa uban
Stranger: haha
You: Ay sure ko dili katubag akong friends ana hahahhaa
Stranger: basta naa kay kaila nga taga UC sure ko nga makatubag jd kung
unsa na
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahahahha mga taga-USC akong barkada hahaha
You: sige, manginhas kog taga-UC
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: carolinians diay
You: sooo taga-UC ka?
Stranger: dili
You: Dili, akong friends ra hahahha
Stranger: dili masipyat
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahahha tarung baaaa
Stranger: lage
You: So unsa man?
Stranger: proud UCnian
Stranger: unsa man ?
You: Ohhhhh I seeeeee. Hmmmm
Stranger: USC grad ka ?
You: UCLM?
You: Dili hahaha
Stranger: unsa diay?
You: pwede change topic ta? hahhaha
Stranger: cge
Stranger: ikaw bahala
You: Hahahha ngeee, murag dili ka ganahan haha
Stranger: ikaw hah
Stranger: overthinking
Stranger: na pd ka
You: Hahahahaha nasobraan
You: dili nako mag-think lol
Stranger: nasobraan og overthink
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ako nalang imo i think ? wahahaha
You: Hahahhahaha hilig kaayo kag mga redundant nga words sa?
You: Hahahhahaha so mao na ni ang part 6?
You: or 7 na ba?
Stranger: unsay redundant ? redundant nga balik2x?
Stranger: hahaha
You: yes kana hahhaha
Stranger: ikaw man gani
Stranger: part forgotten
Stranger: hahaha
You: Wala naaa hahahhaha
You: bye segue hahahha
Stranger: huh ?
Stranger: wait lang
Stranger: mo segue na run taud2
You: nakalimot na ka kung unsa na nga part hahahahha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: kan lang di ka kabantay
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kana*
You: Hahahahahha I'll be vigilant from now o
You: *on
Stranger: you should be
Stranger: cause you will not know when will i steal your heart
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: see? segue !
You: I knew it hahahhaha
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: you got me too
You: Halaaaa, nya caged man akong heart? hahhaha
You: Stop it hooman hahaha
Stranger: so di na ko pwd diha ?
You: Dili ka pwede makasulod hahhaha
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: okay then
You: unless naa kay key lol
Stranger: T_T
You: wala dibaaaa? hahahha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so wla jd
You: I guess no one can save me but me. Naa ra nas subconscious nako ang
key oy hahahha
Stranger: save you ?
You: caged ang heart, remember? hahahha
Stranger: so ?
Stranger: need saving ?
You: so if caged sya dapat mangita kag way to set if free
You: Yeah hahahhaa
Stranger: it*
You: Yes, weirdo. Anyway, if the heart locked itself, most probably, it doesn't
need saving
You: savings ra lol
Stranger: wow !
Stranger: another one !
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahahaha nag-andam na sad nis yag segue ron hahaha
Stranger: wa uy
Stranger: another pun ba
Stranger: haha
You: pun na sad, gutom na ha hahha
Stranger: diet pd panagsa
Stranger: hahaha
You: niwang na kaayo ko dili nako kinahanglan mag-diet
You: hahahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: mao diay dghan kaayo kag pun
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahhaha unsay connection sa pun and weight? correlated sila? lol
Stranger: series-parallel connection
Stranger: hahaha
You: physics hahahahha
Stranger: hahaha
You: ganiha IT, karon physics
Stranger: maypa ang pun and weight naay connection T_T
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: hahahhahaha why, wala diay tay connection?
You: hahahahahah
Stranger: wla kay locked imong heart
Stranger: hahaha di pwde ma connect.can
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhahaha basin nasakitan. It needs healing
Stranger: ahh bag o lang ?
You: ha? hoy, ayaw paninuod hahahahah
You: dili oy, binuang ra hahahahaha
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: btaw ingna lang ko kung naay mu dare og pasakir ana
You: Hahahhaha grabe, wala sad oy (so far)
Stranger: good ! maayo diay SILANG mu amping (so far)
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i mean SIYANG
You: what? ahahahhahaha
You: O, maayo kaayo ko moamping sa akong heart
Stranger: wow ! hahahaha
Stranger: maayo diay ! ^_^
You: Hahahahhaha imoha?
Stranger: ako ray nag amping
You: so far, who's your heart?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: *how's
Stranger: broken
Stranger: and yours?
You: halaaa, i-fix ta na. Naa koy glue diri hahahha
Stranger: oops
You: Okay pa man, caged lang gyud sya
Stranger: pun vs segue
Stranger: the battle is close
You: Hahahhahahahahha
Stranger: anyone can win
Stranger: hahaha
You: not in love
You: hahahahha
Stranger: what do you mean by not in love? imong heart?
Stranger: not in love ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: anyone has the chance to win in any battle, but not in love. It's hard to
win love lol
Stranger: depending on the situation
You: Deep na kaayo ta hahahhaha
You: like what kind of situation?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hard to explain lol
You: basta love lisod i-explain? hahhaha
Stranger: hahaha
You: Have you ever been in love?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but not a perfect love
Stranger: how about you?
You: Hahahhaha wala may perfect nga love gud. Flawsome kaha ang love
You: Almost lol hahahha
Stranger: i mean a struggle between love and infatuation being possesive
and being trusting
Stranger: almost ? how ?
You: Hahahha asa ana ang possessive? love?
Stranger: the opposite
You: long and sad story. Let's not talk about it hhahaha
You: Hahahhaha yang mga wisdom mo talaga very deep hahahah
Stranger: so that story locked your heart up or let's say caused your heart to
lock itself up?
You: ......
Stranger: what ?
You: I don't think so.
Stranger: then what caused it to lock itself up ?
You: Halaaaa, why do you keep on asking the hard questions?
You: hahahha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: okay kung di ka comfortable
Stranger: change topic ta
Stranger: kay murag wa ka maanad
You: hahahha okay ra man sya hahaha
You: dili naman kaayo ko chicken pareha sauna lol
You: Siguro kuan hahahhaa
Stranger: at least you made something out of nothing !
You: hahahaha really?
Stranger: made something out of that long and sad story you said
Stranger: it strengthened you
You: ahhhhhhhhh mosulti pa ko?
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: cause you said that you were not the chicken that you used to be
You: yeah, I evolved into a bird aahhahahahaha
Stranger: yeah that can see things clearly and in a wider perspective
Stranger: a bird that can see things clearly and in a wider perspective
You: birds eye view? hahahahah
Stranger: yeah ! that's it
Stranger: i see now...
You: Anyway, if there's one thing that I learned from that experience, I realized
that I too have feelings too
Stranger: ikaw yung tawo nga gusto ipakita sa uban na katawa ra ka pero
deep inside diay to perti nang dugmoka
Stranger: right ?
You: hahaha redundant da, rephrase hahaha
Stranger: dghanang too
You: Hahahahahha naks
You: kapoy ug rephrase oy, bahala na kag decode ana hahahahah
Stranger: i too have feelings too and i learned too that in my experience too
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: bitaw
You: Hahahhaha stop teasing me hooman
Stranger: in ana ka na pagkatawo di ba ?
You: ahhhhhh yeah but dili ako ang type sa taw nga sigeg katawa hahaha
You: sa chat maybe hahahhaha
Stranger: hahaha same ta
Stranger: kiat kaayo ko sa chat pero sa real life perting hiloma
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: basta wa ang barkada
You: I feeel you
You: as in like 102.69%
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: FM na ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahha dili oy, I made that up
Stranger: hahahaha i know i know
You: but anyway, dili man ako ang type sa taw nga mo-focus sa pain gud
Stranger: kay murag di man ka ganahan nga mag serious gud. i thought nga
ing ana ka na pagkataw
You: I mean dili kaayo ko tuned in sa akong feelings
Stranger: kanang pakita nila smiling kaayo and everything nya diay to
dugmok na kaayo sa sud
You: Halaaa, serious sad ko oy hahhaha
Stranger: When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred
-Tobi
You: Well, yeah. Dili lang ko ganahan nga hisgotan akong pain nga na-feel.
Wala man sad silay mabuhat kung masakitan ko. I'm the only one who can
heal myself that's why I'm keeping everything to myself
Stranger: yeah i knew it
Stranger: ing ana jd diay ka
You: Nanglupad na ang love quotes wow hahahhahaha
Stranger: di ganahan hisgutan imong pains
Stranger: di man na love quote naruto quote na
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahahhaha sorry po, hokage hahahahha
Stranger: okay lang Kazekage
You: Yesss, toxic man gud na nga imong sultian ang uban taw sa imong
kasakit. They have their own pain too
You: unsay kazekage?
Stranger: so you better keep it to yourself ?
Stranger: hahahha nevermind that
You: yesss
You: Actually, ikaw ra ang ni-dare ug open up ani daa. Errr hahahhaha
Stranger: so in the end na okay ghapon ka
Stranger: hahaha i thought nga murag nindot i open up
Stranger: so i did
You: Of course naman. emotional pain lang yan, malayo sa intestines
hahahahah
You: Hahahahhahaha please close it up after hahahhaha
Stranger: malayo ba ? haha
Stranger: duol ras heart
Stranger: kuyaw ma attack
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: syempre kahibaw ko mo open kahibaw sad ko mo close
hahahahaha
You: Yeah hahahahha nah, naa may abdomen nga nag-separate sa heart
and intestines gud so I'm good
Stranger: hahaha you think so ? so okay
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhahaha dapat lang, kahbaw ba ka kung unsay warning sa among
lecturer namo permi?
Stranger: wala mayg classmate ta
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hahahhahahaha hsjdhhjsbfdf
You: okaaay, nevermind hahahahha
Stranger: cge na uy
Stranger: baws ra gani ko
Stranger: unsa btaw ?
You: hahahahha niana sya. "Never dare open up someone's wound enless
you're willing to commit."
You: *sya,
Stranger: i'm more than willing
Stranger: unless*
You: Hahahhaha nya masakitan dayon ko after. Ouch
Stranger: nganu nakaingon man ka ?
You: Nah, after ani kay mawala naman ka
Stranger: yeah usa pa pd , kinsa man pd ko nga imo openan , i'm just a
nobody
Stranger: a stranger
Stranger: you don't know
You: Hahahha diha man na nagsugod ang tanan
You: From stranger to someone nga...
You: basta hahahha
Stranger: kay diri man ta nagsugod i hope nga dili diri atong padulngan -a
pun intended
Stranger: haha
You: Hahahhahaha layo na kaayo tag naabtan ba
Stranger: kay diri man nagsugod ang tanan , ako nangandoy nga diri ang
atong mahimong katapusan
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wala lang
Stranger: just popped out of my stupid brain
Stranger: haha
Stranger: From stranger to someone nga ?
Stranger: just finish it
You: don't blame your brain hahaha
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it said "baby i was born this way"
Stranger: hahha
You: someone nga you know, ahhhhh someone nga pwede ka maka-open up
then masultian nimo sa imong thoughts
Stranger: ahh so am i that someone ? or not yet ?
You: Hoy, pa-fall kaayo ka. Ayaw ana hahahahha
Stranger: grabe
Stranger: pa fall agad
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: masultian ra gani sa imong thoughts
Stranger: pa fall agad , grabe naman
Stranger: hahaha
You: o, the way you interrogate someone says a lot about you
You: Diha mana nagsugod
Stranger: and what'd it say about me ?
You: Ingon akong colleague ganapon, once you find comfort from someone,
dapat mag-signal na kag warning sa imong heart
You: thought-ptovoking homo erectus lagi ka sa?
Stranger: so that "caged" thing is supposed to be a signal?
You: *provoking
Stranger: glad you classified me as one
Stranger: hahha
You: I don't know? Maybe? My unconscious (and now conscious) says so
Stranger: WARNING: Fragile Easily Broken
Stranger: hahaha
You: By now, na-figure out na nimo akong major?
Stranger: HANDLE WITH CARE
Stranger: psych ?
You: Hahahahhaha hooman, please stop hahahah
You: yeah
Stranger: hahaha
You: Mao to sya, naluya akong brain cells nimo da hahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: okay rana uy
Stranger: ipahuway lang na
Stranger: mugana ra na balik si brain cells
You: Hahahhaha hopefully
You: ikaw? okay pa ka?
Stranger: yeah
You: wala ra ka gikapoy sa imong gibuhat?
You: lol
Stranger: may mag kato nang gbuhat sa 50 shades kay kapoyon
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: wa ra uy
Stranger: maliit na bagay
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Hahahahhahahaha ingon ka wala ka kita? Ikaw haaaa
Stranger: wala ko kita pero kahibaw ko kung unsa na about
Stranger: hahaha
You: hmmm, okay sabi mo eh
You: So ano na?
Stranger: di ko alam
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: gidemalas jud ka dri karon
You: hahahha ngano gud?
Stranger: kay way ayo imong ka chat ! haha
You: what? that's not true
Stranger: lol
You: so far, ikaw ray nakig-chat nakog ingon ato
Stranger: ingon ato ka common na gani , wa pa juy sense
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: demalasa jd nmu
You: Nah, common ang topic but lahi man ang content, deeper and more
mature ang content
You: so asa na ka?
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