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Tales of the Chinese based emporium of cheap vape clones have become legendary -
usually on the basis of their slow delivery times and terrible quality. However
, like all legends, these are most often told by people who weren't there at the
time. For example, this conversation is all too common:
"Fast Tech only sells mods made out of old bottle caps, and it takes up to a tho
usand years to get a drip tip delivered"
- "Really? So you buy from them?"
"Buy from SLOW Tech? Me? Noooooo - I only buy good quality clones from local sup
pliers"
- "Then how can you know that they only sell rubbish, and that their shipping is
slow?"
"Oh come on - EVERYBODY knows that *pft*"
So, if you're one of the people responsible for exchanges like this based on fif
th hand information and 'accepted wisdom' - quit that shit. Here's the skinny on
FT; what's good about them, what's bad, and some tips to help you buy right and
save money.
"Fast Tech only sells shitty clones, not the good ones you buy locally"
Oh THOSE clones you mean? The clones from the OTHER Chinese factories across the
street? Sorry cupcake, but with some exceptions, what FT sells for $20 is exact
ly the same as many of the clones that your local vape shop sells for $60. In fa
ct, I'd wager that most of what's being sold on eBay is actually bought directly
from FT in the first place, and just marked up by part time sellers. Good luck
to them, and may all their businesses prosper - they're providing a valuable fac
tor in the fast/good/cheap triumvirate we discussed earlier.
"You don't know how good anything is until you buy it"
Not unless you take advantage of the uncensored reviews and mini discussion foru
ms linked to every item. However, if you do bother to read them, you'll see ever
yone from nobodies like me to good old Twisted420 chipping in with their views o
n various products. You'll also find people bitching endlessly about shipping ti
mes and how people should only buy originals, yet they also usually have a coupl
e of dozen reviews regarding their purchases on the site associated with their p
rofiles - hypocrisy does notoriously benefit from a megaphone. Sadly one should
also remember that those who know the least so often 'know it the loudest'.
"They take the authenticity stickers and warranties out because they're fake/sto
len/returns"
Nope, they do this because they refuse to sell at the inflated prices stated by
the MAP agreements set by manufacturers. For a full overview of this issue, plea
se see the file located in this folder, which deals specifically with that alone
. One of the key factors people are concerned about is that they can't make a wa
rranty claim with the maker of their device, and have to go through FT. Well tha
t's a good thing, as getting a Chinese factory to honor the warranty a product,
is like nailing water to a window with an asparagus spear, using an angry cat as
a hammer. Instead, FT have a very fair returns policy, which is far better than
manufacturers CLAIM to have, let alone what they will actually do. If you want
to see how factories and even other vendors sort out product issues, then read t
his thread regarding the wonky Evic TC mini, posted on Joyetech's own site. Basi
cally they totally ignore the issue, and even vendors need their arm bent before
they will do a damned thing. FT simply ask for some sort of proof regarding the
issue, and will then organise a return and replacement. They even pay the retur
n postage. http://social.joyetech.com/showthread.php?tid=2242&page=6
"FC, GB, AC, etc all have the same item in stock and cheaper "
Well go and buy it there then. Just be aware that when they also give you the ru
n around on shipping dates, or suddenly boost the price from what was asked for
in the case of a preorder, you're going to look pretty fucking dumb when you com
e crawling back to FT. There are other vendors out there, and some of them do of
fer advantages in some cases - thank fuck for healthy competition. I wanted a Ho
tcig Flash quickly recently, and FC had them identified as the HC version in the
ir German warehouse. I got it in four or five days, but paid about 30% more. GB
had the UD vape case for half what FT first listed it at, though I've not heard
of a single person having actually received one. My first test buy from GB was a
couple of cases for the Cloupor Mini - that was three or four months ago, and n
ot only have I still not got them, but they cancelled my account so I can't even
chase them about it. FT piss me off some days, but they've never actually stole
n money from me like GB has. Shop around, but be aware how many of we oldfags ha
ve hundreds of reviews on our accounts - it's not because we are too lazy to loo
k elsewhere. if you want further evidence, here's one post I saw recently on the
FT forum:
"Just to let people know, I've just ordered the one from GB as I was also after
the one with BF pin. What I received is just plain nasty and also does not even
feature on their site. It has no Delrin insert in the top cap, instead it's just
solid metal. There's obviously no BF pin and the grub screws have been replaced
with horrible thumb nuts. It's a shocking example. Buyer beware".
Cheap/good/fast
I told you we'd get back to this. In my personal experience everything on FT pre
tty much meets that adage, though there are some very positive examples where th
ey manage all three - which should be unheard of. I mentioned their TOL clone ea
rlier - $30, superb quality, and delivered to my door in 12 days (which included
a weekend). Not too shabby. You need to remember that an 'authentic' manufactur
er will sell a $20 atty for $100, Fast Tech will sell a 1:1 copy for $10, and yo
ur local vape store will sell the exact same copy for $50. Now tell me again why
you should be supporting your local market, and why FT sucks?
Now go forth my snarklings; buy often, buy well, and only bitch about personal e
xperiences - not merely the hearsay of others.