A teacher and students are in the classroom of a primary school.

Teacher : Good morning everyone. How are you today? Are you comfortable?
All student: Yes! Teacher.
Teacher : Thats good. Now, may i ask about your homework? Did you all complete it?
(Silent)
Teacher: Its ok. Just show me your exercise book on the table. Hey, WAN, what are you
doing now?
Wan : I am doing Math exercise that given by Mrs Tan yesterday.
Teacher : Allright. But why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Wan : Because Mrs Tan told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher : (shake the head) No,no,no. You undermistakig her order. Keep up your exercise
book. Before I forget, I know you are bad at spelling. Thats why I ask you to do
the correction 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
Wan : Teacher, I am bad at Math too.
Teacher : Do it properly and pass up today to me. Ok. Sit back to your place.
Wan : Thank you teacher!
Beng : Sorry teacher! I was late.
Teacher : Good morning A Beng. Can you tell me the reason that you late?
Beng : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign?
Beng : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Wan :Hahahaha. Not funny at all.
Teache r: Ok. A Beng. I hope I can get a true reason from you.
Beng : Sorry, teacher. I just joking just now. Actually, I am oversleeping.
Teacher : Good. You are a honest children. Let sit back to your place and we can start our
English class.
(Beng sit down)
Teacher ; Wendy. Give me a sentence starting with "I."
Wendy : I is
Teacher : No, Wendy... We always say, "I am."
Wendy : All right" I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher : A good example. But it has grammer mistake. A Beng, can you give me another
example?
Beng : I hope I can get more and more handsome in the future.
Teacher : Ok. Now you are enough handsome already. Now let us review the lesson that
learned before. Wan, may I know what is the chemical formula for water?
Wan : H I J K L M N O!!
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Wan : Yesterday you said it is H to O!
Teacher : No, no, no ! Oh may god. What should I do?
Beng : Teacher! I know it! It is H2O!
Teacher : Well done, boy. You had done a good job.
Wendy : Teacher, I read a book yesterday!
Teacher : Well done, Wendy. Tell the class what book you read.
Wendy : Three Little Pig.
Teacher : Wow. Plese tell the class what it was about.
Wendy : It was about 120 pages.
Teacher: No, no,no. Thats not my mean