[singing] BRAVEST WARRIORS!! [siren] We've got a Red Honk!
0:08 I am Supreme Chancellor Gayle from the Moon of Glendale! We need help! 0:12 Word up, Gayle! We're on our way! Woah, slow down. Don't eject your core, champ. 0:18 I called to speak with the Courageous Battlers! That was our parents' old team. They all got 0:22 sucked into the See-Through Zone two years ago. 0:25 We haven't seen them since. Any job they can do, we can do, Ma'am. We're 0:29 the Bravest Warriors! But y'all kinda look like dorks. 0:33 Hey! We're the mightiest heroes in the universe, GAYLE! If you don't want our help -- UP YOURS! 0:38 Danny! Don't take out your moop on Gayle! You gotta learn to express your moop in more 0:42 productive ways. Yeah sorry man I'm taking moop management 0:45 classes. Warriors! To the HellaFlaptor! 0:48 [singing and ukulele] Time Station 1, Moon of Glendale. 0:54 I'm Chris. This is Danny, Beth and Wallow. Don't shake Wallow's hand, his glove gets 0:59 jealous. Oh, and who is this Harlot? We shall settle 1:04 this with fisticuffs! Pixel, shut down. 1:06 No, but! He's a little needy, Danny's still fine tuning 1:09 his Nano Nads. Actually, Wallow and I go way back. 1:14 You're still... so boomin, Gayle. About that day on Venus-- 1:19 Not necessary. Mm! Uh! Speak not of the past! No! Nooo. 1:23 Come, we must hurry. Professor Fartsparkles will explain, but first I must wake him from 1:29 his Time Nap. Professor, these are the Bravest Warriors. 1:36 They... kind of look like dorks. Listen up, Fartsparkles-- 1:41 Shhhhhhh! After the great Time Catastrophe, I invented 1:44 the Fartsparkles Time Generator to keep the flow of time pumping, but something is very 1:50 wrong. The Generator's Core is an artificial intelligence, and it's getting... moody. 1:58 This is what's known as the Fartsparkles Effect. You probably shouldn't let this guy name everything 2:03 after himself. [giggles] 2:05 Look. Is that... us??? 2:09 You cloned us? Gayle, if you wanted my body you could have just--?! 2:13 Heavens no! Those people are just as much you as you are. We are all of us trapped in 2:19 a time loop. They are us from exactly five Glendalien minutes ago. 2:24 Time is overlapping on itself! That means there's another group of us only 2:28 five minutes behind that group, and then another. Infinite us's! 2:32 If this keeps up, your planet's gonna have a much undesirable population boom. 2:36 So you do understand. Perhaps you are not dorks after all. Repair the time loop. Save 2:43 Glendale! Now put me back in my Time Nap. Pour the slime!!! 2:54 [splat] [snoring] Let's get to the Generator! 2:57 I don't want to know what happens if the next group catches up with us! 3:00 To the Fartsparkles Chamber! Professor Fartsparkles will explain, but first 3:05 I must wake him from his Time Nap. 3:14 [electrical crackling] It's the Bravest Warriors! They're dead! They're 3:19 ALL DEAD! It's us! 3:23 Gayle's right. It really is us, and we're hecka dead. 3:27 This must be the group that was just ahead of us in the time loop! We caught up to our 3:31 future selves. But that means... Sometime in the next five Glendalien minutes, 3:35 we're all gonna die in this room! Danny, we have to break the cycle! 3:40 We're locked in! And the Time Generator is out of control! 3:44 My sweet! I'm filled with regret! All these years, I've been holding on to so much moop! 3:50 Now it's too late! Gayle? I never stopped loving you! 3:55 [romantic ballad music] Oh lord. [smooching] 4:04 You're teaching it the meaning of love! Wallow, smooch harder! SMOOCH HARDER! 4:11 What is this? What is thiiis? 4:15 Pixel! You don't understand. You can't have him! Wallow is mine! Pixel, NO! Shut down! 4:22 Dudes! We're pissing off the big time thing -- mute your glove! Pixel, no! Give me back... my hand!! MINE! 4:33 AAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOO! 4:38 Too much emotional pain! Machine can't take it! Beth! 4:44 [ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!] 4:54 It's the Bravest Warriors! They're dead! They're ALL DEAD! 5:01 Nope. Dude, I ain't goin in there. 5:05 Sorry Gayle. You should put some time clams on it, see if it wears itself out. We gotsta 5:09 book. I'll call you! No he will not. 5:13 [music] 5:16 Hangover! Hello I'm Pendleton Ward and you're watching 5:21 the show that I created, called Bravest Warriors, on Cartoon Hangover.