Every Eight Seconds Revisited

HG Hello. Im Henry Gaudet with an important public service

announcement.

HG Every eight seconds.

Al humming

HG Every eight seconds, cartoon violence claims another victim.

Al wha?

FX baseball bat

Al Wha de da fwa?!

HG Every eight seconds. Another anvil.

Al Hey!

FX anvil

Al Adduh siddey dee?!

HG Another piano.

Al Wha? Aggumma Aiiiiee!!!

FX Piano

Al headshake

HG Another bomb.

Al Aw giddie yabray.

FX bomb

HG Every eight seconds.

Al panting Boom. Ow.

HG It doesnt have to be this way. You can help.

Al moaning Plee? Plee? Hellm.

HG Wont you please help us? Because eight seconds is three seconds too
long.
Al Aw munna feh.

FX kaboom

Al Ewww

FX sticky

HG Im Henry Gaudet.