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tase Tn this tongue-in-cheek esiy onthe role Barc has played in oO
Fer life, Emily Prager (&. 1952) reveals the damnaging effet of a doll
that establishes such an impossible standard of plrysical perfcion for
Iie girts—and for litle boys who grow up expecting their gifiends 10
Took like Barbie. When not contemplating what Barbie has done to her,
Emily Prager is an essayist and fiction writer who has published for
‘The National Lampoon, The Village Voice, ad Penthoute, |
among other magazines, Her books include a work of historia ftom
Jor dildren, World War 11 Resistance Stories; ¢ book of fiumor,
‘The Official | Hate Videogames Handbook; and works of faion
such as Eve's Tattoo (1991) aud Clea and Zeus Divorce (1987).
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read an astounding obituary in the New York Times not too long
ago. [t concemed the death of one Jack Ryan. A former husband of Zsa
Zsa Gabor, it ssid, Mr. Ryan had been an inventor and designer during
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3 £8 missiles when he worked for the Raytheon Company, and, the notice
Bek, 32 said, when he consulted for Mattel he designed Barbie.
aos SES84 Barbie was designed by a man, suddenly a lot of things made sense”
i‘. 522° come, things I'd wondered about for years. I used to look at Barbie and
825: 258 & wonder, What's wrong with this picture? What kind of woman designed
this doll? Lets be honest: Barbie looks like someone who got her stat
at the Playboy Mansion. She could be a regular guest on The Howani
Stent Show. ft is a fact of Barbie's design that her breasts are so out of
proportion to the rest of her body that if she were a human woman,
she'd fall Rat on her face.
If'its true thet a woman didn’t design Barbie, you dont know how
much saner that makes me feel. Of course, that doesn’ ameliorate the
damage. There are millions of women who are subliminally sure that 2
‘hirty-nine-inch bust and a twenty-three-inch waist are the epitome of
lovability. Could this account for the popularity of breast implant sur
gery?
T don't mean to step on anyone's toes here. I loved my Barbi.
Secretly, [stil believe that neon pink and turquoise blue are the only
colors in which to decorate a duplex condo, And like many others of
my generation, I've never married, simply because I cannot find a man
who looks as good in clam diggers ss Ken.
‘The question that comes to mind is, of course, Did Mr. Ryan design
Barbie as 2 weapon? Because it is odd that Barbie appeared about the
same time in my consciousness as the feminist movement—a time when
women sought equality and small breasts were king, Oris Barbie the
dream date of weapons designers? Or perhaps its simpler chan that:
Perhaps Barbie is Zsa Zsa ifshe were eleven inches tall. No matter what,
my discovery of Jack Ryan confirms what I have always felt: There is
something indescnbably masculine zbout Barbie—dare I say it, phallic.
For all her giant breasts and high-heeled feet, she lacks a certain softness.
IE you asked 2 litle girl what kind of doll she wanted for Christmas, |
Just don' think sheid reply, "Please, Santa, I want a hard-body.”
(On the other hand, you could say that Barbie, in feminist terms, i=
definitely her own person. With her condos and fishion plazas and pools
and beauty salons, she is definitely «liberated woman, 2 gal on the move.
‘And she has always been sexual, even totemic. Before Barbie, American
dolls were flatfooted and breastiess, and ineffably dignified. They were
created in che image of lite girls or babies. Madame Alexander was the
gueen of doll makers in the fifties, and her dollies looked like Elizabeck
Taylor in National Velvet. They represented the kind of gils who looked
perfect in jodhpurs, whose hair was never out of place, who grew up to.
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is that she was also a sixties woman: into free love and
ss, and possessed of real, molded boyfriend, Ken, with wh
Jackie Kennedy—before she martied Onassi