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THE DAILY
Local residents reported seeing Daenerys Targaryen, The Mother of Dragons, racing down Wilshire
Blvd yesterday on the beloved Mr. Ed. The 2 entered a designer jewelry store around 11 a.m. and
allegedly stole a 10-kt diamond. They were stopped by police as they were about to enter another
popular jewelry store frequented by the Hollywood elite. As she was surrounded by swat, guns
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drawn, Daenerys was said to simply looked bored. I guess when youve faced off with the entire
Dothraki army, a few dozen men seem like a party. Mr. Ed, however, started babbling incessantly
and proclaiming his innocence. Animal control was called to calm the horse and he is resting after
being tranquilized, while authorities decided if he will be charged as an accessory to the crime.
When
YOURquestioned
DAILY by police, Danny told them I wanted a gift for my children. Dragons love shiny
gems! As the
DOSE OF Kaleesi of the Seven Kingdoms, it is my right to take what I wish. While rumors are
flyingGOSSIP
about what will happen to Daenerys, one thing is clear: Daenerys was not in fact flying. The
question begs - Where are her dragons?
MOTHER OF DAIMONDS? I guess when youve faced Dragons love shiny gems!
off with the entire Dothraki As the Kaleesi of the Seven
By Olivia Norman Kingdoms, it is my right to
army, a few dozen men
Local residents reported seeing seem like a party. Mr. Ed, take what I wish. While
Daenerys Targaryen, The Mother however, started babbling rumors are flying about
of Dragons, racing down Wilshire incessantly and proclaiming what will happen to
Blvd yesterday on the beloved his innocence. Animal Daenerys, one thing is
Mr. Ed. The 2 entered a designer control was called to calm clear: Daenerys was not in
jewelry store around 11 a.m. and the horse and he is resting fact flying. The question
allegedly stole a 10-kt diamond. after being tranquilized, begs - Where are her
They were stopped by police as while authorities decided if dragons?
they were about to enter another he will be charged as an
popular jewelry store frequented accessory to the
by the Hollywood elite. As she crime. When questioned by
was surrounded by swat, guns police, Danny told them I
drawn, Daenerys was said to wanted a gift for my
simply looked bored. children.
Most recently they have been spotted going to multiple Kardashian parties together with Rachel and
husband Ross. At the time it was said that they were trying to keep their relationship on the down
low for a while until they could figure it a way to release the news. Could they be the hottest new
couple of 2016? We hope so.
The Daily Dirt PAGE 3
I LOVE LUCY DISASTER! They meet at Buddys bakery shop called, Carlo's
Bakery. Working together, they created a beautiful
By Zulema Solis
cake made of chocolate and strawberries. Once the
Buddy Valastro (star of the hit show cake was completed and was being transferred to
Cake Boss) and Lucille Ball (I Love the TV set of the Martha Stewart Show, Lucys
Lucy) meet in New York at a pastry frenzy causes her to trip and fall on the cake,
and wine tasting conference. Lucille destroying it completely. Eyewitnesses say that
gets over joyed for having the Lucy was so embarrassed that she was as red as
opportunity of meeting the great her lipstick! Even though the initial cake was
Buddy, from, Cake Boss. Lucille ruined, Buddy was gracious enough to help Lucy in
was there introducing her new creating another one.
irresistible chocolate delicacies and
pastry. Buddy invited Lucy to do
business together creating a
masterpiece of Buddys cakes mixed
with Lucys chocolates.