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?Fr iends shar e secr ets, that?s w hat keeps Fact s Abou t Gi r af f es
us close?? Alison. By Ram sey Br eslau
W hat if som eone w as w atching? * A gir affe's scientific nam e is ?Gir affa?
Blackm ailing. M anipulating. Season 7 * Gir affes live on the Savanna, Gr assland, and
has been all about intr oducing new Woodland
char acter s and br inging back the old. * Their daily sleep (in captivity) is 4.6 hour s
This season hasn?t given too m any hints * They can r un 35 m iles an hour
on w ho A.D. is, but after r ew atching, I * Gir affes only dr ink once ever y few days
have a theor y that I stand w ith. * Gir affes ar e the tallest m am m als on Ear th
1. Getting Lost
So you got lost! It happens to ever yone. I?m
afr aid of the M iddle Building, to be fr ank . And if you ar e not car r ying this ar ticle in your
pocket close to your hear t (and w ho w ouldn?t?), you m ay as w ell r ead it now. If you ar e lost,
you can, of cour se, assum e another identity, be it an alter ego of your ow n cr eation or the
identity of another cam per , and go to your class. ?W hat do you m ean ther e?s no ButtButt
M cFar t-Head in your class?? you m ight say. Another idea: com e up w ith your ow n class! You
can be counselor , cam per , CIT, and executioner ! And if a staff m em ber com es along, all ?W hy
Ar en't you in class?, just say, ?Oh, I am in class! This is Rem edial Car pet Soiling! Next, I have
Advanced Tur tle Flipping in the Under Rever se M iddle-of-the Road building.? Or , thir dly, if
you?r e lost, just r un about and shr iek! That alw ays w or ks for m e?
2. Lunch Tim e
Ah, lunch. How gr eat is lunch? The gr eatest. Ther efor e, ther e?s alw ays a super long line. So,
her e's a str ategy or tw o for m aking the m ost of your tim e w aiting. You could alw ays star t up a
lively gam e of Rip Out Your Spleen! W ith your line-neighbor s. Or , tr y for m ing your ow n lunch!
Gr een, clean, and easy. I r ecom m end m ushr oom , lettuce, cher r y tom atoes and kohlr abi. In the
am ount of tim e befor e you get your chicken, you can gr ow som e tasty veggies in your
backpack or even your fr iend?s ear ! Don?t w aste your tim e in the lunch line; hobbies like
m acr am e and cake decor ating ar e fun the shar e. Bake a cake, bait the tr ap, the tr ap you w ove
fr om your yar n! M ake use of your tim e, okay?
3. M aking Fr iends
Cam p. A com m unity of gr eat people (and Walker ) w ho ar e just w eir d, w eir d fr iends w aiting to
be m ade. ?But Roxanne,? you ask, ?How do I m ake fr iends, anyw ays?? And I get w hat you?r e
saying. Ther e?s a lot of pr essur e to m ake fr iends at sum m er cam p. After all, these ar e supposed
to be bonds for life! Luckily, Uncle Roxanne is her e to give you som e fr iendly pointer s on
m aking fr iendships that w ill last. Obviously, I am incr edibly socially adept and not at all
aw kw ar d at all!
I r ecom m end sm iling! Sit dow n in your class. Sm ile at ever yone! Bar e your teeth and show the
other cam per s your pow er. They r ecognize you as the alpha dog and back dow n. I don?t
r ecom m end, how ever , br iber y. Cake is good, fr iends ar e better , don?t buy your fr iend w ith
cake. M y final r ecom m endation is this: tur n to the cam per near est to you. W hisper in their
ear : ?You look like you have a nice, juicy spleen.? Pow. Fr iends for ever.
And so, w ith best w ishes, I send you on your w ay. Have a gr eat sum m er.
THE ONLY ADVI CE COLUM N
ADVICE COLUMNS! by Calvin Kocher and Stephen
Fitzpatr ick
Th e W i zar di n g Wol f Br ace your self. Answ er s ar e
com ing. Welcom e young
I am back in the advice business. Those fr om last year gr asshopper. Welcom e to my dojo.
should r em em ber m e. M y dojo is the best dojo and has
one m ain focus; To answ er
To those w ho ar e new : I give advice! Ask a question questions. W hen you give us
and get an answ er. You can find my colum n by the questions, they w ill be thor oughly
activity building! answ er ed w ith illustr ations to
help give you a step by step
Your s tr uly, tutor ial. W hat you ar e r equir ed to
The W izar ding Wolf do is to ask a question that is ver y
im por tant to you. Put it in the box
RAI NBOW M USTACHE ADVI CE and w e w ill answ er it (pr obably).
Her e ar e som e sam ple questions.
Hello fellow hum an beings! I have hear d that last year
at this w eir d place you call cam p ther e w as a lot of How do I tie a tie?
advice colum ns! I have done som e r esear ch and have Fir st, you w ant to pick out a tie.
figur ed out that advice colum ns ar e for asking per sonal M y per sonal favor ite tie is a pr e
questions that people at this Daily Double place w ill tied tie. So now w hat you w ant to
answ er ! Fr om seeing pr evious Daily Doubles, it looks do is take that beautiful pr e tied
like people ask som e questions that ar e not m ade for tie, and lightly place ar ound your
advice colum ns, so I thought to m ake life her e on Ear th neck . Once it is on your neck,
easier , w e should just m ake a colum n for all of those send the r abbit thr ough the tr ee,
w eir d questions! So I w elcom e you to? Rainbow dow n the hole, and up to the
M ustache Advice, the advice colum n for those w eir d dr agon. Dow n the dr agon's thr oat
questions you like to ask! Of cour se I, as the Rainbow and dissolve in the stom ach acids.
M ustache w ill take r eal advice to! M y spot for questions M ake adjustm ents to your
is located outside the thing you call the Activity Center. pr e-tied tie as needed and voila!
I hope to find som e questions together ! You ar e looking snappy!
The Red Sox have had a good season so far. They ar e tied w ith the hated Yankees for fir st place
in the AL East Division. The Red Sox have a 41 - 34 r ecor d. The Red Sox r ecently added Doug
Fister , the 8 year M LB veter an, fr om the Angels via Waiver s. Chr is Sale is 9-3 w ith a 2.85 ERA
in 15 star ts. He leads the Red Sox in W ins and ERA, and Leads the league in str ikeouts (146).
Cr aig Kim br el leads the Red Sox in Saves (20), and M att Bar nes leads the team in holds (12). As
for batting leader s, Xander Bogaer ts leads the Sox in Batting Aver age (.319), OBP (.371), and
hits (90), w hile M ookie Betts leads the team in Hom e Runs (12) and is tied w ith Andr ew
Benintendi for RBI (40). Betts also leads the Red Sox in Doubles (25), Total Bases (139), Runs
(46), Stolen bases (12), and is tied w ith Jackie Br adley Jr. for 2nd on the Sox w ith a 1.6 OWAR (
Offensive W ins above r eplacem ent). So the Red Sox ar e in a gr eat place to keep playing deep
into October.