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 : [Javier has just kissed hera Why'd you do that?
 : I had an impulse. Are you gonna sue me for sexual harassment?
[Ôause, then they both laugha

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 : [Vuoting Marianne Williamsona Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our
deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest
the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give
other people permission to do the same.
 : Does that mean anything to you?
 : I don't know.
 : It's written in plain English. What does it mean?
 : That I'm not supposed to be afraid?
 : Afraid of what?
 : Afraid of... me?

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 : Okay. But when I'm at the bee, and they tell me to spell some little fish from Australia
or some weird bacteria on the moon, we're going to wish we'd done a little bit more
"rotemorizing" and not so much essay reading. If you don't mind me saying.
 : Bacteria don't exist on the moon.

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 : Where do you think big words come from?

 : People with big brains?

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 : I'm naturally inquisitive.

 : Yes, which is also sometimes confused with being naturally obnoxious.
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[last linesa
 : You know that feeling where everything feels right? Where you don't have to worry
about tomorrow or yesterday, where you feel safe and know you're doing the best you can?
There's a word for that, it's called love. L-O-V-E.

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c !: So whoever wins the school bee today, gets to represent Crenshaw at the district bee
next month.
 : Why would anybody want to represent a school where they can't even put doors on the
toilet stalls?
[Ooughinga
c !: Akeelah, if we can't show students can perform were not going to have money for
books let alone bathroom doors.
[Ôausea
c !: Now I want you to do the bee today, okay?
 : So everyone can call me a freak and a brainiac? No I ain't down for no spelling bee.
c !: Well, maybe you'd be down for spending the rest of the semester in detention for all
your absences?

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 !"#: Man, that's a white word if I ever heard one. It's a trick. Stop playing!

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 !  ' : Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down
without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
  '(
: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to
the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully
understand.
 !  ' : Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
  '(
: With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand.

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!
  
): Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
#("*! : Half.

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+ ' 
: The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.
 !  ' : I certainly hope not.

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c% : Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor.
Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
[uozo leans down and stiOks a grenade in the manager's moutha
): I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...
[takes off his maska
#  : ...stranger.

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c': [regarding The Jokera What do we got?



,: Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels.
Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

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[stumbles out of wreOked truOka

#  : [to uatmana Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit
me!*

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+..': So why do they call him "The Joker"?

. ': I heard he wears make-up.
+..': Make-up?
. ': Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

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+ ' 
: Alfred, right?
  '(
: That's right, sir.
+ ' 
: Yeah, Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her, her whole life!
  '(
: Oh, not yet, sir.
+ ' 
: Heh heh heh. Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
  '(
: [smilesa Oh, you have no idea.

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#  : Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have
one question. Where is Harvey Dent?
[nobody resÔonds; The Joker walks around the room Ôointing with his shotgun at everyonea
#  : You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
[grabs a man's faOea
#  : You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just
something, a little.
[turns the man's faOe awaya
#  : No...

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: [to The Jokera You wanted me, here I am.

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 !  ' : You know that day that you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer
need Batman? It's coming.
/! ( : Bruce. You can't ask me to wait for that.
 !  ' : It's happening now. Harvey is that hero. He locked up half of the city's criminals,
and he did it without wearing a mask. Gotham needs a hero with a face.

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[au announOes that he's removed all the mob's Oash from their banks before the ÔoliOe raid, and
stashed them in a seOure loOationa
 : Now, obviously, no one except me can know the location for now. But rest assured, your
money is safe.
[Xrom outside Oomes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker
entera
#  : And I thought my jokes were bad.

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   '(
: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the
local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with
precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit.
So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with
him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been
throwing them away.
 !  ' : Then why steal them?
  '(
: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking
for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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#  : You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.

, 



': We're not intimidated by thugs!
#  : [as he smaOks his liÔsa You know, you remind me of my father.
[the Joker Ôulls out his switOhblade and brings it to the Gentleman's moutha
#  : I hated my father!
/! ( : [off-sOreena Okay, stop!
[turns to faOe RaOhel, tosses the Gentleman to his thugs and aÔÔroaOhes RaOhel, adjusting his
hair with the knifea
#  : Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hm? And you *are* beautiful.
[the Joker hovers around the inOredibly nervous RaOhela
#  : Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
[oe grabs RaOhel's head and Ôositions the knife by her moutha
#  : Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I
worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the
sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She
can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about
the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
[the Joker mimiOs sliOing his mouth oÔen with his tonguea
#  : ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I
see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
[RaOhel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it offa
#  : A little fight in you. I like that.


: [off-sOreena Then you're going to love me.
[attaOks hima

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#  : It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?


: No! But I know how you got these!
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[bumÔs along while driving hijaOked truOka

#  : I like this job - I like it!

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[first linesa
,
.': [before a bank heista Three of a kind, let's do this.
Î ! : That's it, three guys?
,
.': Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
Î ! : Six shares, don't forget the guy who planned the job.
,
.': He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him "The Joker."

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#  : And... here... we... go!

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#  : Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an
unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You
won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because
you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.


: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
#  : Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's
inhabitants are losing their minds.


: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good.
#  : Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey
Dent and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's
soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Harvey.


: What did you do?
#  : I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard.
You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
[the Joker laughs hysteriOally as uatman raOes off and the OoÔs Oome to take the Joker into
Oustodya

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,: [to oarvey Denta Everyone knows you're Gotham's White Knight.
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#  : [to Det. SteÔhensa Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You
can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who
they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to
know which of them were cowards?

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[last linesa

,: Why's he running, Dad?


,: Because we have to chase him.

,: He didn't do anything wrong.


,: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a
watchful protector. A dark knight.

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[AAASPOI RAAA the Joker Ôins uatman, in view of the two rigged ferriesa
#  : We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!


: There aren't going to be any fireworks!
#  : And here... we... go!
[SilenOe. Nothing haÔÔens. Confused, Joker turns to look at the OloOk, whiOh shows that it's Ôast
midnight and neither ferry has blown the other uÔa


: What were you hoping to prove? That, deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're
*alone*!
#  : [sighsa Can't rely on anyone these days...

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# Î ! : What are you going to do with all your money?

#  : See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder...
[the CheOhen watOhes, aÔÔalled, as Joker's thugs Ôour gasoline on his mountain of Oasha
#  : And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!

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[reÔeated linea
#  : Wanna know how I got these scars?
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: Beautiful, isn't it?
 ! *0: Beautiful. Unethical. DANGEROUS. You've turned every cellphone in Gotham
into a microphone.


: And a high-frequency generator-receiver.
 ! *0: You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city. With half the
city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham. This is wrong.


: I've gotta find this man, Lucius.
 ! *0: At what cost?


: The database is null-key encrypted. It can only be accessed by one person.
 ! *0: This is too much power for one person.


: That's why I gave it to you. Only you can use it.
 ! *0: Spying on 30 million people isn't part of my job description.

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#  : I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!

!
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. : That's nice.
#  : How many of your friends have I killed?

!
 1
. : I'm a twenty-year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a
little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it.
[Ôausea

!
 1
. : And you've killed six of my friends.
[Joker, Ôretending amazement, mouths "six?"a

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#  : [holds Oamera faOing himselfa See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you
want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he
doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
[laughsa

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#  : Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.

[Olimbs uÔ to the Oab of a semi truOk, the driver of whiOh is dead or unOonsOiousa
#  : Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!
[shoves him out and takes the wheela

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# Î ! : What do you propose?
#  : It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
[mobsters laugha
1
 c: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
#  : If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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  '(
: I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice...
 !  ' : Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.

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 !  ' : [after The Joker threatens to blow uÔ a hosÔital via TVa Do you think I should go
to the hospital?


,: You don't watch a whole lot of news, do you, Mr. Wayne?

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#  : [over the PAa Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the
magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high.
Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the
other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that
boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet
and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the
people on the other boat might not be so noble.

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,: Did Batman save you, Daddy?



,: Actually, this time I saved him.

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,: They'll hunt you.


: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to
happen.

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[the uatÔod Ohargesa
#  : Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!

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1
 c: [nervouslya Look, take it up with the Joker. He's the one who killed your
woman, who made you what you are.
#("*! : The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash.

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[after uatman saves RaOhel from falling out of a windowa



: You all right?
/! ( : Let's not do that again.

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1
 c: Look, if I tell you, will you let me go?
#("*! : Can't hurt your chances.
1
 c: It was Ramirez.
[Two-XaOe Ôulls the Ooin out and OoOks his guna
1
 c: [ÔaniOkinga But you said...
#("*! : I said it couldn't hurt your chances.
[fliÔs Ooin; good sidea
#("*! : You're a lucky man.
[fliÔs again; bad sidea
#("*! : He's not.
1
 c: Who?
#("*! : [buOkles seat belta Your driver.
[oe shoots the driver in the baOk; the Oar goes flying off the roada

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 !  ' : What about getting back into the plane?

 ! *0: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
 !  ' : Without it landing.
 ! *0: [smilesa Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.

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   '(
: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
 !  ' : Batman has no limits.
  '(
: Well, you do, sir.
 !  ' : Well, can't afford to know 'em.

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#  : You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

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: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
#("*! : It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!

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 !  ' : [after running into oarvey and RaOhel at a restauranta So, let's put a couple
tables together.
+ ' 
: I'm not sure they'll let us.
 !  ' : Oh, they should. I own the place.

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-
!: How could you want to raise children in a city like this?
 !  ' : Well, I grew up in Gotham, and I turned out all right.

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+ ' 
: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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1
 c: [uatman holds him out over a ledgea From one professional to another, if
you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me.


: I'm counting on it.
[he droÔs Maroni off the ledge, breaking his legsa

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+ ' 
: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

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[Wayne nterÔrises aOOountant Coleman Reese believes that he's disOovered uatman's seOret
identity, and is trying to blaOkmail Xoxa
 ! *0: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most
powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a
pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.

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[uatman has just fought off SOareOrow and a grouÔ of uatman wannabesa


: Don't let me find you out here again.
: We're trying to help you!


: I don't need help.

Î : Not in my diagnosis!
: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
[uatman lowers himself into the uatmobilea


: I'm not wearing hockey pads!

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[while Oross-examining one of Maroni's thugs on the witness stand, the thug Ôulls a gun and fires
it at oarvey Dent; it mis-fires, and oarvey deOks the thug with a right Oross, and takes the gun
awaya
+ ' 
: Carbon fiber, .28 Caliber, made in China.
[Ôuts it on the table in front of Maronia
+ ' 
: If you want to kill a public servant, Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American.
 % * : [to ÔoliOemen holding the thuga Get him out of here!
+ ' 
: But, Your Honor, I'm not done.
[Oheers from the gallerya

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c2c
 : Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.
1
 c: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?

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,
: You're crazy.
#  : I'm not. No, I'm not.

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: Then why do you want to kill me?
#  : [laughsa I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping
off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.


: You're garbage who kills for money.
#  : Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just
a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper!
You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only
as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these
civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

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 !  ' : People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
  '(
: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point
of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right
choice.
 !  ' : Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you
get to say "I told you so."
  '(
: Today, I don't want to.
[Ôauses for several momentsa
  '(
: But I did bloody tell you.

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#  : If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a
nickel for his grandma.
,
: [exÔlodesa Enough from the clown!
[oe rises to his feet; Joker does too, oÔening his Ooat to reveal a Oluster of grenades, attaOhed to
a string around his thumba
#  : Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not *blow* this out of proportion.

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,
: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
#  : Yeah.

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,: That was a very brave thing you did.
 !  ' : Trying to catch the light?


,: So you weren't protecting the van?
 !  ' : [Ôretending to be obliviousa Why? Who's in it?

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/  : They're trying to kill me!



,: Well, maybe Batman will save you.

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# Î ! : [after bringing out a man under the influenOe of fear toxina Look at what your
drugs did to my customers.
1! !(: Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd
be places you wanted to go.
# Î ! : My business... repeat customers...
1! !(: If you don't like what I have to offer, you can buy from someone else. Assuming
Batman left anyone to buy from.

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#("*! : You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The
world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
[holds uÔ his Ooina
#("*! : Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

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 ! *0: It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response
time.
 !  ' : Sonar. Just like a...
 ! *0: Like a submarine, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine.

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: [about the Jokera Where is he?
1
 c: Nobody knows, he came to us!


: He must have friends!
1
 c: [inOredulousa Friends? Have you met this guy?
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#  : [uatman slams The Joker's head on a tablea Never start with the head, the victim
gets all fuzzy.

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#  : Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I
know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things... forever.

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: Where is Dent?
#  : You have all these rules and you think they'll save you.


,: [uatman slams the Joker against a walla He's in control.


: I have one rule.
#  : Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.


: Which is?
#  : The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you're
gonna break your one rule.


: I'm considering it.
#  : No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want
to save one of them.

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Î

 , : [regarding The Joker's threat on his lifea You're unlikely to
discover this for yourself, so take my word, the police commissioner gets a lot of threats. I found
the appropriate response to these situations a long time ago.
[Ôulls out a bottle of whiskey and glassa

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,: [to The Jokera We got you, you son of a bitch!

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#  : I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the
police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of
heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give
someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.

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#  : Are you the real Batman?

: No.
#  : No? Then why do you dress like him?
: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
#  : Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do!

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#  : We made it!

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#  : Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
# Î ! : They won't work for a freak...
#  : [moOking his aOOenta A freak...
[Ôulls out his switOhblade and tosses it to some goons, who grab the CheOhena
#  : Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm?
And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a
message. Everything burns!

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,: Harvey Dent never made it home.
#  : Of course not.


,: What have you done with him?
#  : Me? I was right here.
[holds uÔ his arms in handOuffsa
#  : Who did you leave him with? Your people? Assuming, of course, they are still
*your* people, and not Maroni's. Does it depress you, commissioner? To know just how alone
you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?


,: Where is he?
#  : What's the time?


,: What difference does that make?
#  : Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.


,: If we're gonna play games...
[takes off Joker's handOuffsa


,: I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
#  : Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?


,: Not exactly.

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[During a bank heist, the Joker has triOked all his men into killing eaOh other, one after the other.
One of the last ones, getting wise, Ôoints his gun at another thug, who still has his mask ona
,
.': I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
): No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver.
,
.': [Oonfuseda Bus driver? What bus dri-?
[a sOhool bus drives through the wall and kills GrumÔya

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,: Dent is in there with them! We have to save Dent! *I* have to save Dent!

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#  : [to the mob after Ôerforming his "magiO triOk"a Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't
cheap. You oughta know, you bought it.

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,: [sÔeaking to oarvey Denta If I didn't work with cops you investigated while
you were making your name at I.A. I'd be working alone. I don't get political points for being an
idealist, I have to do the best I can with what I have.

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 !  ' : I need a new suit.

 ! *0: Yeah, three buttons is a little '90's, Mr. Wayne.
 !  ' : I'm not talking fashion, Mr. Fox, so much as function.
[hands him a diagrama
 ! *0: You want to be able to turn your head.
 !  ' : Sure would make backing out of the driveway easier.

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# Î ! : Who's stupid enough to steal from us?
1
 c: Some two-bit whack-job. Wears a cheap purple suit and make-up. He's not
the problem. He's a nobody.

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 !  ' : How will it hold up against dogs?

 ! *0: We talking Rottweilers or Chihuahuas? Should do fine against cats.

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1
 c: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that?
+ ' 
: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally.

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,: It's a shame Sal's going to walk.
+ ' 
: Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances.

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 !  ' : You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?
  '(
: [looking at all the sunbathing womena You can tell me the Russian for,
"apply your own bloody suntan lotion."

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,
: [to The Jokera Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head
off.
#  : How about a magic trick?
[Ôulls out a ÔenOil and stiOks it uÔright into the tablea
#  : I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his faOe into the ÔenOil and kills hima
#  : Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.

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[AAASPOI RAAA The Joker has rigged two ferries to exÔlode, one filled with Ôrison inmates,
one with ordinary ÔeoÔle, giving eaOh ferry one detonator and telling them they have to blow uÔ
the other, or he'll blow uÔ both. A Ôrisoner aÔÔroaOhes the warden, who's holding the detonatora
#

  : You don't want to die, but you don't know how to take a life. Give it to me;
these men would kill you, and take it anyway. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force.
Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago.
[SOared, the warden hands over the detonator. The Ôrisoner looks at it, then throws it out the
windowa

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/
 ): [regarding CCTV Ôhotos of The Joker's bank heista He can't resist showing us his
face.


,: What's he hiding under that make-up?

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!
 c .': Look at these ugly bastards.
*
# %: I don't feel good.

!
 c .': You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.

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1
 c: [to uatman who is interrogating him about The Jokera No one's gonna tell
you anything. They're wise to your act. You got rules. The Joker, he's got no rules. No one's
gonna cross him for you. You want this guy, you got one way. And you already know what that
is. Just take off that mask and let him come find you. Or do you want to let a couple more people
get killed while you make your mind?

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: What happened to Rachel wasn't chance. We decided to act! We three!
#("*! : Then why was it me who was the only one who lost everything?


: It wasn't.
#("*! : The Joker chose ME!


: Because you were the best of us! He wanted to prove that even someone as good as
you could fall.
#("*! : [bittera And he was right.

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[Gordon and the ÔoliOe arrive to arrest Maronia

1
 c: You sure you wanna embarrass me in front of my friends, Lieutenant?


,: Oh, don't worry. They're coming too.
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#  : [sÔeaking to uatmana I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint...
You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold...

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+ ' 
: You can *not* leave me alone with these people.
/! ( : The whole mob's after you, and you're worried about *these* guys?
+ ' 
: Yea, well, compared to *these* guys, the mob doesn't scare me.

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 !  ' : The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
  '(
: Yes.
 !  ' : How?
  '(
: We burned the forest down.

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c 3% : [kidnaÔÔed by the Joker, ngel is reading a ÔreÔared statementa "I'm Mike Engel
for Gotham Tonight. What does it take to make you people join in? You failed to kill the lawyer.
I've got to get you off the bench..."
#  : Bench...
c 3% : "And into the game."
#  : ...game.
c 3% : "Come nightfall, this city is mine..."
#  : Mine...
c 3% : "... and anyone left here plays by my rules."
#  : ...rules.
c 3% : "If you don't want to be in the game... get out now.
#  : ...get out now
c 3% : But the bridge and tunnel crowd are sure in for a surprise. Ha ha ha ha."
[Joker laughsa

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/! ( : [letter to uruOea Dear Bruce; I need to explain. I need to be honest and clear. I'm
going to marry Harvey Dent. I love him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. When I
told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman we could be together, I meant it. But I'm not
sure the day will come when *you* will no longer need Batman. I hope it does and if it does I
will be there, but only as your *friend.* I'm sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me,
please keep your faith in people. Love, now and always, - Rachel.

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: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do
those things because I'm not a hero, like Dent. I killed those people. That's what I can be


,: No, you can't! You're not!


: I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.

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+ ' 
: Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What
was it, Gordon?


,: Harvey, I...
+ ' 
: Say it. Say it!


,: Two-Face. Harvey Two-Face.
[oarvey turns his head, revealing the sOarred side of his faOea
+ ' 
: Why should I hide who I am?

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#  : You and your kind, all you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of
criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!

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[during the bank heista

+..': Here comes the silent alarm...
[disables ita
+..': And there it goes. That's funny, it didn't dial out to 9-1-1. It was trying to reach a private
number.
. ': Is it a problem?
+..': Nah, I'm done here.
[DoÔey shoots hima

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[during the bank heist, uozo subdues the terrified Oustomers and emÔloyees by Ôutting grenades
in their hands and Ôulling the Ôinsa
,
.': Obviously, we don't want you doing anything with your hands except hanging on for
dear life!

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[During the bank heist, the bank manager ÔroduOes a shotgun and starts blasting away. uozo
and GrumÔy dive for Oovera
,

-
c% : Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and
your friends are dead!
,
.': He's out, right?
[uozo thinks a moment, then nods. GrumÔy stands and takes aim, only to take the manager's last
round in his shoulder, allowing uozo to shoot the manager in the lega
,
.': Where did you learn to count?

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[examining one of the gauntlets for his new and imÔroved uatsuit, uruOe Ôresses a button, and
the sÔikes are launOhed aOross the room, narrowly missing Xox before they bury themselves in
the walla
 ! *0: Maybe you want to read the instruction manual first.
 !  ' : [sheeÔisha Sorry.

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[the uat-Signal aÔÔears in the skya

# Î ! : This is why we bring dogs!

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[watOhing news of au's OaÔture on the televisiona

# Î ! : With word out, we hire the clown.
[the other mobsters look doubtfula
# Î ! : He was right. We have to fix real problem: Batman.

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: [about aua If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?
+ ' 
: I'll get him to sing.


,: We're going after the mob's life savings. Things will get ugly.
+ ' 
: I knew the risks when I took this job, Lieutenant.
[turns baOk to uatmana
+ ' 
: How will you get him back? Any-?
[uatman has disaÔÔeareda


,: He does that.

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: [to Jokera Let her go!
#  : [holding RaOhel out of a windowa Very poor choice of words...

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#  : [to Gambol's thugs, being held helÔless by his owna Now, our operation is small, but
there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would
like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have...
[breaks Ôool Oue over kneea
#  : Tryouts.
[throws broken Ôool Oue at the thugsa
#  : Make it fast.

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[uatman slams The Joker's head on a tablea

#  : Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
[uatman slams a fist down on Joker's handa
#  : [Ôretends not to feel ita See?

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+ ' 
: Well, I guess no answer is a no.
/! ( : Harvey...
+ ' 
: It's someone else, isn't it?
/! ( : Harvey...
+ ' 
: Just tell me it's not Wayne, the guy's a complete...
[uruOe Oomes uÔ behind him and grabs him in a Ohokeholda
/! ( : What are you doing?
 !  ' : [as oarvey falls unOonsOiousa They're coming for him!

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#("*! : It was your men, your plan!

#  : Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars.
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has
plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to
control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their
attempts to control things really are. So, when I say... Ah, come here.
[takes Dent's hand into his owna
#  : When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm
telling the truth. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans,
and look where that got you.
[Dent tries to grab the Jokera
#  : I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I
did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know
what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is
horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of
soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that
one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
[Joker hands Two-XaOe a gun and Ôoints it at himselfa
#  : Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes
chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
[still holding the gun, Two-XaOe Ôauses and takes out his Ooina
#("*! : [showing the unsOarred sidea You live.
#  : Mm-hmm.
#("*! : [fliÔs, showing the sOarred sidea You die.
#  : Mmm, now we're talking.

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#  : [to the CheOhena Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
# Î ! : They won't work... for a FREAK!
#  : [Ôulls out a knifea Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your
pooches, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog REALLY is!
#  : [half to himselfa Its not about money... its about sending a message.
#  : [dialing on a Oell Ôhone while a mountain of money burns behind hima Everything
burns!

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#  : Let's put a smile on that face!

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[as the uatman wanna-be's attaOk the drug deala

1! !(: That's not him.
[Mayhem ensues, with lots of gunfirea
# Î ! : Loose the dogs!
[after more fighting, the uatmobile Orashes into the garagea
1! !(: That's more like it!

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[after Orashing the bus into the bank and running over GrumÔya
  : School's out, time to go!
[laughsa
  : Cat's not getting up, is he?
[oe and uozo load the duffels into the busa
  : That's a lot of money.
[Ôausea
  : What happened to the rest of the guys?
[uozo Oasually shoots the bus driver dead, then ÔiOks uÔ the last duffel and throws it into the busa

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,: Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough.
[Alfred burns the enveloÔe from RaOhela


,: Sometimes, people deserve more.

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+..': [after OraOking oÔen the bank's safea They wired this thing up with, like, 5,000 volts.
What kind of bank does that?
,
.': A mob bank. I guess the Joker is as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
+..': Boss told me, when the guy was done, I should take him out. One less share, right?
,
.': Funny, he told me something similar.
+..': What...?
[turnsa
+..': No, no, no-!
[GrumÔy shoots hima

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  '(
: [looks at the large gash on uruOe's arma Did you get mauled by a tiger?
 !  ' : [Vuietlya It was a dog.
  '(
: Huh?
 !  ' : It was a big dog!
[Ôausea
 !  ' : More copycats last night, Alfred, with guns.
  '(
: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?

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#  : All right. So, listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking
things a little more seriously? Here's my card.
[oe holds uÔ a Joker Oard and ÔlaOes it on the tablea

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#  : Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of
you. I mean, what happened? Did, did your balls drop off? Hm? You see, a guy like me...
,
: Freak!
[mobsters laugha
#  : [ignoringa A guy like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little...
[Olears throata
#  : ...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at
night... The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's
just the beginning.
[indiOates au on the video Ôhonea
#  : And as for the television's so-called "plan?" Batman has no "jurisdiction." He'll find
him and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and...
[oe indiOates au again, who hurriedly turns off the ÔiOturea

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  '(
: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir?
 !  ' : In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.
  '(
: The Lamborghini, then.
[with deadÔan sarOasma
  '(
: Much more subtle.

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#  : If you're good at something never do it for free.

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 ! *0: No, I really came to tell you that our business deal has to be put on hold. You see,
we can't afford to be seen to do business with whatever it is you're accused of being. I'm sure a
businessman of your stature will understand.
 : I think, Mr. Fox, a simple phone call might have sufficed.
 ! *0: Mr. Wayne didn't want you to think that he was deliberately wasting your time.
 : Just accidentally wasting it.
 ! *0: That's very good, Mr. Lau. Accidentally. Very good.

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Î.+ ! : No more dead cops!

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1
% 1 #: That's not good!
[PoliOe heliOoÔter Orashes into the roada
1
% 1 #: Okay, that's not good!

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#("*! : You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time! You were wrong. The
world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair.
His son's got the same chance she had, 50/50.


: What happened to Rachel wasn't chance, we decided to act. We three.
#("*! : Then why was it me who lost everything?


: It wasn't...

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#("*! : Did she believe you?


/
 ): Yes.
#("*! : Of course she did. Because she trusts you. Just like Rachel trusted you.

/
 ): I didn't know...
#("*! : What they were going to do to me? You're the second cop to say that to me tonight.
What, *exactly*, did you think they were going to do to me?

/
 ): They got me early. My mother's hospital bills...
#("*! : Don't!
[oe fliÔs his Ooina

/
 ): [Oryinga I'm sorry...
[the Ooin lands good side uÔa
#("*! : Live to fight another day, Detective.
[he ÔunOhes her unOonsOiousa

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-
!: But this is a democracy Harvey...
+ ' 
: When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and
appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public
service.
/! ( : Harvey, the last man who they appointed the Republic was named Caesar and he
never gave up his power.
+ ' 
: Okay, fine. you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become
the villain.

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#  : [holding a knife inside Gambol's moutha Wanna know how I got these scars? My
father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets
the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes
the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?"
Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a
smile on that face!" And...
[looks sidelong at Gambol's thug, watOhing the whole thing in horrora
#  : Why so serious?

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[the uatÔod emerges from an alleywaya

#  : Now there's a Batman!

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: Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes
people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

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[Gordon meets his wife after he faked his deatha



,: I'm, sorry, dear, but i couldn't risk anybody finding out for the sake of your
life and...
[Gordon's wife slaÔs him and embraOes hima

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[the Joker has kidnaÔÔed RaOhel and Denta
#  : You know, I really thought you were Dent, the way you went to save her...
[uatman loses Oontrol and goes to work on the Jokera

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[RaOhel disOovers Dent's Ooin is two-faOeda

/! ( : [smiling sardoniOallya You make your own luck...

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+ ' 
: Lightly irradiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop. Have help?


,: We liase with various agencies.
+ ' 
: Save it, Gordon. I want to meet him.

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[oeb Oausally has a siÔ while Gordon worries about hima

Î

 , : Come on, Jim! Where would they get my DNA anyway?


,: Well, they can get it from any surface: a paper, a door, or your glasses...
Don't drink that!
[Too late: oeb starts Ohoking... a

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: Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough.
[insert Out: Alfred burns the enveloÔe from RaOhela


: Sometimes, people deserve more.

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!
  
): Listen, Dent, I swear to God I didn't know what they were gonna do to you.
#("*! : That's funny...
[Ôulls out Ooina
#("*! : 'Cause I don't know what's gonna happen to you either.

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#("*! : The joker chose me!



: Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you
could fall.
#("*! : And he was right.


: You're the one pointing the gun, Harvey. So point it at the people responsible.
#("*! : Fair enough.
[to uatmana
#("*! : You first.
[XliÔs the Ooina
#("*! : [Shoots uatman and Ôoints the gun at himselfa
#("*! : My turn.

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#  : [the Joker interruÔts a meeting between au and Gotham's Oriminalsa Ah ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh hee hee ha ah ooh hee ha ha. And I thought my jokes were
bad.
,
: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
#  : How about a magic trick?
[Ôulls out a ÔenOila
#  : I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
[slams Gambol's thug's head into ÔenOila
#  : Ta-da! It's... it's gone. Oh and about the suit. It wasn't cheap. You oughta know: you
bought it.
[Gambol gets uÔ in angera
# Î ! : Sit. I want to hear proposition.
#  : Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of
you. I mean what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see a guy like me...
,
: [interruÔtsa A freak.
#  : A guy... like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little group
therapy sessions here in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night; the Batman.
You see, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning.
And, and as for the television's so-called plan? Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and
make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and...
[Ôoints at aua
# Î ! : What do you propose?
#  : It's simple: We, uh, kill the Batman.
[everyone laughsa
1
 c: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
#  : If you're good at something, never do it for free.
# Î ! : How much you want?
#  : Uh... half.
[everyone laughs againa
,
: You're crazy.
#  : I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon little uh, Gambol here won't
be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
,
: Enough from the clown!
#  : [reveals the inside of his jaOket, whiOh has five hand grenades with the Ôins attaOhed
to a thread tied to the Joker's fingera Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta! Let's not "blow" this out of proportion.
,
: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
#  : Yeah.
,
: I'm puttin' the word out: 500 hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive so I
can teach him some manners first.
#  : Alright, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things
a little more seriously? Here's my card.
[leaves joker Oard on the table and walks awaya

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 ! *0: [On the Ôlan to OaÔture aua Now I must say compared to your usual requests,
jumping out of an airplane is pretty straightforward.
 !  ' : And what about getting back into the plane?
 ! *0: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
 !  ' : Without it landing.
 ! *0: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne. The CIA had a program back in the 60s for
getting their people out of hotspots called Skyhook. We could look into that.

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#  : [the Joker has urain Douglas OaÔtured and is reOording hima Tell them your name.
: Brian... Douglas.
#  : Are you the real Batman?
: No.
#  : No?
: No.
#  : No? Then why do you dress up like him?
[grabs urian's mask and dangles it in front of the Oameraa
#  : whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
: Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
#  : Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think
Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!
[turns Oamera to himselfa
#  : You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham?
Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die.
Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
[laughsa

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[the night Gordon is shot, his wife oÔens her door and sees SteÔhens and Ramireza

!
 1
. : Barbara...
,: [breaking downa No!

!
 1
. : I'm so sorry...
[She hugs him, sobbinga
,: Are you up there? I know you're there! You did this! You brought this
craziness on us!
[uatman, ÔerOhed above Gordon's door, hangs his heada

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#("*! : [holding a gun to Gordon's son's heada

#("*! : Tell your son it's going to be alright, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.


,: It'll be okay, son.

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[after visiting the sOarred Dent in the hosÔital, Gordon emerges and sees Maroni there, leaning
on a Oanea
1
 c: [embarrasseda This has got out of hand. It's gone too far.


,: You should have thought of that before you let that clown out of the box.

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[while fighting with uatman, Joker knoOks him down and raises a knifea
#  : All the old familiar places...

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  '(
: You spat in the faces of Gotham's worse criminals. Did you not expect
casualties? Things were always going to get worse before they got better.

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: Where are they?
#  : You have absolutely nothing to threaten me with...

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/! ( : Bruce... if you turn yourself in, they're not gonna let us be together.
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+ ' 
: Very well. Take the Batman into custody.
[everyone at the Ôress OonferenOe looks Oonfuseda
+ ' 
: I am the Batman.

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#  : You can't rely on anybody these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don't we?
But that's okay, I came prepared. It's a funny world we live in speaking of which, you know how
I got these scars?
 !  ' : No, but I know how you got these.

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,
2'% : Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the
Joker.
,
2'% : They brought the body.
[Joker lays on toÔ of Ôool table, Ôretending to be deada
,
: So, he dead? That's 500.
#  : How bout alive?
[stiOks switOhblade in Gambol's moutha
#  : You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And
one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He
doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he
does it. He turns to me and says, "why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO
SERIOUS?" Sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." And...
[looks at thuga
#  : Why so serious?
[Gambol falls to deatha

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#  : Don't talk like one of them, you're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just
a freak, like me. They need you right now. But when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper.
See, their morals, their code... it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as
good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you, when the chips are down, these... these
civilized people will eat each other. See, I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.


: [grabs Jokera Where's Dent?
#  : You have all these rules and you think they'll save you!
[slams into the walla


: I have one rule.
#  : Oh, then that's the rule you'll have to break in order to know the truth.


: [getting imÔatienta Which is?
#  : The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules and tonight you're gonna
break your one rule.


: I'm considering it.
#  : Oh, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you
wanna save one of them.


: Them?
#  : You know for awhile there, I thought you really were Dent. The way you threw
yourself after her.
[Joker laughs, uatman throws Joker on table, barriOades doora
#  : Look at you go! Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?


: [slams Joker into mirrora Where are they?
#  : Killing is making a choice.


: [ÔunOhes Jokera Where are they?
#  : Choose between one life or the other. Your friend, the district attorney or his
blushing bride to be...
[ÔunOhes Jokera
#  : [laughsa You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your
strength.
[grabs Jokera
#  : Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are, both of them and that's the point.
You'll have to choose. He's at 250 52ND Street and she's at Avenue X at Cicero.

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 !  ' : [while on a boat surrounded by beautiful Russian ballerinasa You going to be all
right Alfred?
  '(
: [beata You can tell them the Russian for "apply your own bloody suntan
lotion."

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[uatman slams The Joker's head on the tablea

#  : Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...
[uatman ÔunOhes the Joker's hand. The Joker looks ahead for a moment waiting for it to hurta
#  : See?

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[last linesa

,: [uatman runs off into the darkness as James Jr. joins his father by oarvey
Dent's bodya Batman? Why's he running Dad?


,: [Staring after uatmana Because we have to chase him.

,: But he didn't do anything wrong


,: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves. But not the one it needs right now.
And so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent gaurdian.
A watchful protector. A dark knight

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: You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do
those things because I'm not a hero, not like Dent. I killed those people. That's what I can be.


,: No you can't! You're not!


: I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.
[We Out to a funeral for oarvey Denta


,: Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed
[Gordon is shown on toÔ of Gotham Central. An axe is in his hand. oe is being watOhed by an
assortment of reÔorters and ÔoliOe offiOers. The next lines are heard in voiOeovera


,: They'll hunt you.


: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me.
[Gordon takes the axe to the bat lighta


: Because that's what needs to happen.


: [Alfred is shown holding the enveloÔe from RaOheal. oe lights it on fire and watOhes it
burna Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough.
[We see uOius Xox tyÔe his name into the sonar maOhine. The maOhinery around him sÔarks
and the sonar sOreen fades out. uOius smiles and walks awaya


: Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

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[reÔeated linea
#  : Why so serious?

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#  : You know. I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us Harvey. When you
and uh...
+ ' 
: Rachel!
#  : Rachel were being abducted. I was sitting in Gordon's cage.
+ ' 
: You're men. You're plan.
#  : Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

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%: Are you frightened?
*: Yes.
%: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.

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*: What do you want?

%: A little more caution from you, that is no trinket you carry.
*: I carry nothing.
%: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.

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: [holding the ring after Xrodo has lost ita It is a strange fate that we should suffer so
much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

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1
: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I
don't mean to. I don't mean to.

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%: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
 %: ...and you have my bow...
,
: ...and my axe.

: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then
Gondor will see it done.

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3: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
..: Great! Where are we going?
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,: They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.
*: [gets uÔ to hide the ringa All right. We'll put it away. We'll keep it hidden, we'll never
speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they?
[Gandalf doesn't answera
*: Do they, Gandalf?

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3: His strength returns.

,: That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life.
3: And yet, to have come so far, still bearing the Ring, the hobbit has shown extraordinary
resilience to its evil.
,: It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Frodo.
3: Gandalf, the enemy is moving. Sauron's forces are massing in the east, his eye is fixed
on Rivendell. And Saruman, you tell me, has betrayed us. Our list of allies grows thin.
,: His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs
with goblin men. He's breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in
sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring.
3: This evil cannot be concealed by the power of the Elves. We do not have the strength to
withstand both Mordor and Isengard. Gandalf, the Ring cannot stay here. This evil belongs to all
of Middle-Earth. They must decide now how to end it. The time of the Elves is over, my people
are leaving these shores. Who will you look to when we've gone? The Dwarves? They toil away
in caverns, seeking riches. They care nothing for the troubles of others.
,: It is in Men that we must place our hope.
3: Men? Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity
forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three
thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Men failed.
3: [sOene switOhes to a flashbaOk of lrond and Isildura Isildur, hurry, follow me.
3: [voiOeovera I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged,
the one place it could be destroyed.
3: Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
 : No.
[walks awaya
3: Isildur!
[Outs baOk to Ôresenta
3: Isildur kept the Ring. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure.
There's no strength left in the world of Men. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.
,: There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor.
3: He turned from that path a long time ago. He has chosen exile.

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[Xrodo hears the ring whisÔering ominously while the CounOil arguesa
*: I will take it!
[they don't hear him; he raises his voiOea
*: I will take it!
[they fall silent, looking at hima
*: I will take the Ring to Mordor!
[Ôausea
*: Though... I do not know the way.

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[Xrodo wanders in the woods. uoromir Oomes uÔ behind him, gathering wooda

: None of us should wander alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer, I see it
day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways Frodo, other paths
we might take.
*: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my
heart.

: Warning? Against what? We are all afraid Frodo. But to let that fear drive us to
destroy what hope we have... don't you see? That is madness!
*: There is no other way.

: I ask only for the strength to defend my people!
[aÔÔroaOhes Xrodoa

: If you would but lend me the Ring...
*: [baOks awaya No!

: Why do you recoil? I am no thief.
*: You are not yourself.

: What chance do you think you have? They will find you. They will take the Ring. And
you will beg for death before the end!

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3: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old you have been summoned here to answer the
threat of Mordor. Middle Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will
unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the ring, Frodo.
[Xrodo Ôuts the ring on a stand for all to seea

: So it is true. In a dream, I saw the Eastern sky grow dark. But in the West, a pale light
lingered. A voice was crying, "The doom is near at hand, Isildur's Bane is found."
[ReaOhes for the Ringa

: Isildur's Bane...
%: Boromir!
,: [sÔeaking the words engraved on the Ringa Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul,
Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul.
[the light darkens and the air rumbles; uoromir baOks away from the Ringa
3: Never before has anyone dared utter words of that tongue here, in Imladris.
,: I do not ask for pardon, master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be
heard in every corner of the West! The Ring is altogether evil.

: It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? Long has my father,
the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your
lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
%: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no
other master.

: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?
 %: This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.

: Aragorn? This is Isildur's heir?
 %: And heir to the throne of Gondor.
%: [ lvisha Sit down, Legolas.

: Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King.
,: Aragorn is right. We cannot use it.
3: You have only one choice. The ring must be destroyed.
,
: Then what are we waiting for?
[oe strikes the ring with his axe; the axe breaks, leaving the ring intaOta
3: The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess.
The ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. The ring must be
taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you
must do this.

: One does not simply walk into Mordor. It's black gates are guarded by more than just
orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren
wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not
with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
 %: Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed!
,
: And I suppose you think you're the one to do it?

: And if we fail, what then? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his?
,
: I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf! Never trust an Elf!

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[holding the Ring out to Xrodo after droÔÔing it in the firea

,: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
[DroÔs the Ring into Xrodo's Ôalma
,: What do you see? Can you see anything?
*: Nothing. There's nothing.
[Gandalf sighs in frustrationa
*: Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
,: There are few who can. The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
*: Mordor?
,: In the common tongue it reads "One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them.
One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."
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, : The one ring to rule them all.

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,: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature
Gollum, but the enemy found him first. I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the
endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words:
,
: SHIRE! BAGGINS!
*: Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here!
[Cuts to a Ringwraith Outting off a oobbit's heada
*: [holding out the Ringa Take it Gandalf!
[Gandalf baOks awaya
*: Take it!
,: No, Frodo.
*: You must take it!
,: You cannot offer me this ring!
*: I'm giving it to you!
,: Don't... tempt me Frodo! I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand, Frodo.
I would use this ring from a desire to do good... But through me, it would wield a power too
great and terrible to imagine.

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, : It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal,
wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the
mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire
power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But
they were all of them deceived, for a new ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of
Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And
into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to
rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But
there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of
Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth.
Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all
hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword. And Sauron, enemy of
the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one
chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power
has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been
forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half
thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared
another bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the
Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For
five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness
crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a
nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum.
But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely
creature imaginable. A hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when
hobbits will shape the fortunes of all...

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%: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White
City fall, nor our people fail.

: Our people, our people. I would have would have followed you, my brother... my
captain... my king.
%: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.

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, : I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind.

[teleÔathiOallya
, : It is what will come to pass, If you should fail. The Fellowship is breaking, it has
already begun. He will try to take the Ring, you know of whom I speak. One by one, it will
destroy them.
*: [teleÔathiOallya If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring.
, : You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
[starts to grow darka
, : In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and
terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All
shall love me and despair!
[she stoÔsa
, : I have passed the test. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.
*: I cannot do this alone.
, : You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone.
[Ôulls out her handa
, : This is Nenya, the Ring of Adament. And I am it's keeper. This task was appointed to
you, and if you do not find a way, no one will.
*: I know what I must do, it's just that... I'm afraid to do it.
, : Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

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%: Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo.

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: My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers,
Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!
3  
: Proudfeet!

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, : We shall not meet again, Elessar.

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,
: Nobody tosses a dwarf.

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!"$%: Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!
( : [draws her sworda If you want him, come and claim him!

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,: Always remember Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be
found.

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*: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.

1
: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

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: What is this new devilry?

,: A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!

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,: Now, let's see... Ithildin. It mirrors only starlight and moonlight.
[doors are revealeda
,: It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter.
c ': What d'you suppose that means?
,: Oh, it's quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will
open.

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*: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
,: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die
deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment.
Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet,
for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

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..: What's that?

c ': This, my friend, is a pint.
..: It comes in pints?
[In low voiOea
..: I'm getting one.

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%: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.

..: What about breakfast?
%: You've already had it.
..: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgusta
c ': I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
..: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about
them, doesn't he?
c ': I wouldn't count on it.

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: I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel...
thin. Sort of stretched, like... butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long
holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.

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: Frodo... Where is Frodo?
%: I let Frodo go.

: Then you did what I could not.

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*: You're late.

,: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he
means to.

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,: There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does
not share power.

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[first linesa
, : The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the
Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to
the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were
gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived,
for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord
Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his
cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

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1
: Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.

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: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half
as well as you deserve.

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,: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?

1
: I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window
there, if you'll follow me.
,: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
1
: I heard raised voices.
,: What did you hear? Speak.
1
: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and
something about the end of the world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn
me into anything... unnatural.

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..: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
c ': Well, that rules you out, Pip.

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,: Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

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,: Is it secret? Is it safe?

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1
: We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my
friend.
,: Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?

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,: To the bridge of Khazad-dum.

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!  : And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became
legend; legend became myth.

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, : It betrayed Isildur to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten
were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and half thousand years the
Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Ring
came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And
there, it consumed him. The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years
it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the
forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the
Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come.

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,: For sixty years, the Ring lay quiet in Bilbo's keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old
age. But no longer, Frodo. Evil is stirring in Mordor. The Ring has awoken. It's heard its Master's
call.
*: But he was destroyed. Sauron was destroyed.
,: No, Frodo. The spirit of Sauron endured. His life force is bound to the Ring and the
Ring survived. Sauron has returned. His Orcs have multiplied. His fortress of Barad-Dur is
rebuilt in the land of Mordor. Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands with a second
darkness. He is seeking it, seeking it, all his thought is bent on it. The Ring yearns to go home, to
return to the hand of its Master. They are one, the Ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never
find it.

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: This is no mine. It's a tomb.

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,: [readinga They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates
but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out.
A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming.

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,: I think you should leave the ring behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?
: Well, no.
[frowninga
: ...and yes. Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine, I found it. It came
to me!
,: There's no need to get angry.
: Well, if I'm angry, it's your fault.
[to himselfa
: ...it's mine... my own... my precious...
,: Precious? It's been called that before, but not by you.
: Oh, what business is it of yours what I do with my own things?
,: I think you've had that ring quite long enough.
: You want it for yourself!
,: BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying
to rob you. I'm trying to help you.

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,
: Not the beard!

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: Are all these children yours? Gracious, you have been productive.

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*: We're friends of Gandalf the Grey, can you tell him we've arrived?



 : Gandalf? Gandalf... Oh, yes, I remember! Elderly chap, big gray beard,
pointy hat. Not seen him for six months.

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 %: Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the eastern shore.
[Aragorn does not movea
 %: You mean not to follow them.
%: Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.
,
: Then it has all been in vain. The fellowship has failed.
%: Not if we hold true to each other.
[Ôausea
%: We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have
strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc.
,
: YES!

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..: Are we lost?

c ': No.
..: I think we are.
c ': Shh. Gandalf's thinkin'.
..: Merry?
c ': What?
..: I'm hungry.

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, : The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the
ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true.

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: I've thought of an ending for my book - "And he lived happily ever after... to the end of
his days."

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[Xrodo has been stabbed by a Morgul-bladea

..: Is he going to die?
%: He is passing into the Shadow World. He'll soon become a wraith like them.

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1
: This is it.

*: This is what?
1
: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
*: Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: "It's a dangerous business, Frodo,
going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing
where you might be swept off to."

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: [voiOea It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you
don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to.

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( : What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?

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*: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
,: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to
decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world
Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also
meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.

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,: Lead them on, Aragorn. The bridge is near. Do as I say! Swords are no more use here!

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,: [Ôointing to a tunnela There!

c ': He remembered!
,: No, but the air doesn't smell so foul here. If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your
nose.

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,
: Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires, malt
beer, ripe meat off the bone.

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1
: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.

c ': What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
1
: Shortcut to what?
..: Mushrooms!

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+ 6!: The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep.

1
: Rip them all down.

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,: My dear Frodo. Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to
know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.
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( : Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound
to his fate.
%: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
( : Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.

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( : Do you remember when we first met?

%: I thought I had wandered into a dream.
( : Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember
what I told you?
%: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.
( : And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of
this world alone.
[hands him her Ôendanta
( : I choose a mortal life.
%: You cannot give me this.
( : It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.

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,: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

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,
: They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf witch of terrible power. All
who look upon her fall under her spell... and are never seen again.

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%: Take some rest. These borders are well protected.


: I will find no rest here. I heard her voice inside my head. She spoke of my father and
the fall of Gondor. She said to me, even now, there is hope left, but I cannot see it. It is long
since we had any hope. My father is a noble man, but his rule is failing, and our people lose faith.
He looks to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the glory of Gondor restored.
Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl
and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the
clear ringing of silver trumpets?
%: I have seen the White City, long ago.

: One day, our paths will lead us there and the tower guard will take up the call: The
Lords of Gondor have returned.

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3: Men? Men are weak.

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,
: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears
of a fox.
[elves aÔÔear, Oovering them with arrows at Ôoint-blank rangea
+: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

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[Merry and PiÔÔin are leading the orOs away from Xrodoa
..: It's working!
c ': I know it's working! Run!

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1
: Your love of the halfings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

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*: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my
heart.

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,: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The
dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

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 %: We should leave now.

%: No. Orcs patrol the eastern shore. We must wait for cover of darkness.
 %: It is not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat have been growing in
my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.

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, : For the time would soon come when hobbits would shape the fortunes of all.

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*: What news of the outside world? Tell me everything.

,: Everything? You are far too eager and curious for a hobbit. Most unnatural.

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,: Well, what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has these past age,
full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of hobbits... for which I am
very thankful.

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*: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
,: Indeed?
*: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
,: If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was
give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
*: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.

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: No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

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: You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you?

,: Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.

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1
: Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud,
shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in
flame.

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1
: I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain.

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*: Where are you taking us?

%: Into the wild.

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3: There's no strength left in the world of men.

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[holding uÔ a ÔieOe of the great sword Narsila


: Still sharp.

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: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just
orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren
wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not
with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

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1
: Hey. Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.

3: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret
council and you are not.

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[holding uÔ a mail shirta

: Here's a pretty thing: Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales.
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1
: Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too
deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.

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,: Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the
world.

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1
: There's an eye-opener, and no mistake.

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[as orOs break down the doora

,
: Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.

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[to the Uruk-haia

1
: Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the
dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My
fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
 
): Saruman.

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1
: Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not
know fear. You will taste man-flesh.

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%: I swore to protect you.

*: Can you protect me from yourself?
[holding out the Ringa
*: Would you destroy it?
 %: [Olosing Xrodo's hand around the Ringa I would have gone with you to the end, into
the very fires of Mordor.

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: They have a cave troll.

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[to Xrodoa

: I ask only for the strength to defend my people.

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: The world of men will fall, and all will come to darkness, my city to ruin.
%: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White
City fall, nor our people fail.

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: I am sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry that... you must carry this burden.
I'm sorry for everything.

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,
: It came to me, my own, my love... my... preciousssss.

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*: I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.

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*: [listening to the shrieks of the ulaOk Ridersa What are they?
%: They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine
rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into
darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor
dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will
never stop hunting you.
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[on the mountaina

 %: There is a fell voice on the air.
,: It's Saruman!
[avalanOhes starta
%: He's trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!
,: No!

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,: Frodo suspects something.

: Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.

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 %: A lament for Gandalf...

[heard in the baOkgrounda
c ': What do they say about him?
 %: I have not the heart to tell you. For me the grief is still too near.

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,: But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
1
: Time? What time do you think we have?

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..: Oh... That's nice. Ash on my tomatoes!

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c ': That black rider was looking for something. Or someone. Frodo?

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 %: Something draws near. I can feel it.

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1
: You did not seriously think that a hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there
are none that can.

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,
: You are full of surprises, Master Baggins.

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 %: We must move on. We cannot linger.

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1 : You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.

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[last linesa
*: Mordor... I hope the others find a safer road.
1
: Strider'll look after them.
*: I don't suppose we'll ever see them again.
1
: We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may.
*: Sam... I'm glad you're with me.

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,: [to PiÔÔina Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.

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1
: They should do a bit about his fireworks. The finest rockets ever seen burst in colors of
blue and green then after that were silver showers that came falling like a rain of flowers. Oh no
that doesn't to them any justice.

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,
: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the
long way around.
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,: Let the ring-bearer decide.

*: We will go through the mines.
,: So be it.

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1
: The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have
left Minas Morgul.
,: The Nine?
1
: They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer's Eve, disguised as riders in black.
,: They've reached the Shire?
1
: They will find the Ring, and kill the one who carries it.

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,: Fly, you fools.

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,: [sÔeaking the words engraved on the Ringa Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul,
Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul.
[the light darkens and the air rumblesa
3: Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here in Imladris.
,: I do not ask for pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be
heard in every corner of the West.

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,: I suppose you think that was terribly clever.

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1
: The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.

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[before his 111th birthday Ôartya
: Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.

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[oorn blowing in distanOea

 %: The Horn of Gondor.
%: Boromir!

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[after defeating the Ringwraiths at the Xord, Xrodo OollaÔsesa

( : Frodo? Frodo, no!
[Xrodo begins to have a harder time breathinga
( : Frodo, don't give in! Not now!
[She holds Xrodo Olose to her body and begins to Orya
( : [voiOeovera What Grace is given me, let it pass to him. Let him be spared. Save him.

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*: Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?

,: Left.

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[about the Ôassing Wood-elvesa

*: They're going to the harbor beyond the White Towers. To the Grey Havens.
1
: They're leaving Middle-earth.
*: Never to return.
1
: I don't know why - it makes me sad.

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[Xrodo awakens to hear Aragorn singing in the darka

*: Who is she? This woman you sing of?
%: 'Tis the Lay of Lúthien. The Elf-maiden who gave her love to Beren, a mortal.
*: What happened to her?
%: She died.
[oe sighs, turns baOk to Xrodoa
%: Get some sleep, Frodo.
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,
: Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.

,: Yes, Gimli, their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten.
 %: Why doesn't that surprise me?

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,: I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves... Men... and Orcs.
..: What are you going to do, then?
,: Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them,
and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.

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%: They will look for his coming from the White Tower. But he will not return.

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[after Xrodo is stabbed by the WitOh Kinga

%: Sam, do you know the Athelas plant?
1
: Athelas?
%: Kingsfoil.
1
: Kingsfoil, aye, it's a weed.
%: It may help to slow the poison. Hurry!

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[after falling down a hilla

c ': I think I've broken something.
[Ôulls out a broken Oarrota

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*: I think we should get off the road

[feels the Wraith's ÔresenOea
*: Get off the road! Quick!

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 %: Lembas!
[nibbles a Oornera
 %: One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
c ': [to PiÔÔina How many did you eat?
..: Four.
[burÔsa

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c ': [On Midgewater Marshesa What do they eat when they can't get hobbit?

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, : For you, Samwise Gamgee, Elven rope, made of Hithline.

1
: Thank You M'Lady... Have you ran out of those nice shiny daggers?

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%: Ride hard, don't look back.

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1
: Watch who you're sweet talking.

*: Don't worry Sam, Rosie knows an idiot when she sees one.
1
: ...does she?

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*: We must leave the Shire. Sam and I must get to Bree.
c ': Right... Buckleberry Ferry! Follow me!

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,
: [uÔon leaving orien and Galadriela I have been dealt a wound beyond all healing, for I
have looked the last... upon that which was fairest.
[sighsa
,
: Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be her gift to me.
 %: What was it?
,
: I asked for one hair from her golden head... she gave me three.
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: [enigmatiOallya You're a good lad, Frodo. I'm very selfish, you know. Yes, I am. Very
selfish. I don't know why I took you in after your mother and father died but it wasn't out of
charity. I think it was because... of all my numerous relations, you were the one Baggins that
showed real spirit.
*: Bilbo, have you been at the Gaffer's home brew?
: No.
[Ôausea
: Well, yes, but that's not the point...

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, : I give you the light of Eärendil, our most beloved star. May it be a light for you in
dark places, when all other lights go out.

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*: Gandalf, I'm glad your back.

,: So am I dear boy. So am I.

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%: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
,: Do we know that?
%: What does your heart tell you?
,: That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive.

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c ': [triumÔhantly, as uarad-Dur Orumblesa Frodo! Frodo!

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 %: For Frodo!

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%: Let the lord of the Black Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!
# c
1 : My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this
rout with authority to treat with me?
,: We do not come to treat with Sauron, faithless and accursed. Tell your master this: the
armies of Mordor must disband. He is to depart these lands, never to return.
# c
1 : Ahh, old grey beard. I have a token I was bidden to show thee.
[Pulls out Xrodo's mithril vest and throws it at thema
..: [whisÔersa Frodo...
,: Silence.
c ': No!
,: Silence!
# c
1 : The halfling was dear to thee, I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the
hands of his host. Who would've thought one so small could endure so much pain? And he did,
Gandalf, he did.
[Ôause; Aragorn rides towards the Mouth of Saurona
# c
1 : And who is this? Isildur's heir? It takes more to make a king that a
broken Elvish blade...
[Aragorn Outs off the Mouth of Sauron's head with one stroke of Andurila
,
: I guess that concludes negotiations.
%: [to Gandalfa I do not believe it! I will not!

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1
: [uoth are overOome by exhaustiona Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring
soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket.
And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the
strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
*: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass.
I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see
him... with my waking eyes!
1
: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but
I can carry you!

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1
: FRODO!
*: I'm here Sam.
1
: Destroy it!
[Xrodo holds the ring on its Ohain over the edge of the Ôita
1
: Go on! Now! Throw it in the fire!
[Xrodo stares at the ring, the ring whisÔers to hima
1
: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!
[Xrodo turns and looks at Sama
*: The ring is mine.
[oe snaÔs the Ohain and aÔÔroaOhes the ring to his fingera
1
: No... no...
[Xrodo sliÔs the ring on and vanishesa
1
: NO!

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1
: [tearing the sÔider silk away from Xrodo's faOea Oh no! Frodo... Mr. Frodo, wake up...
Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow... Wake up.

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1
: I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.

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, : The power of the Three Rings is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of
Men.
3: [in lvisha The Sea calls us home.
: [smilinga I think I'm... quite ready for another adventure!
[uilbo Olimbs on board with lrond. Galadriel follows with Celeborna
,: Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of
the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.
[oeads to the shiÔ, then turns around, waitinga
,: It is time, Frodo.
1
: What does he mean?
*: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me.
1
: [weeÔinga You don't mean that. You can't leave.
*: [hands Sam the Red uooka The last pages are for you, Sam.

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,: He's suffered a defeat, yes, but... behind the walls of Mordor, our enemy is regrouping.
,
: Let him stay there. *Let him rot!* Why should we care?
,: Because 10,000 Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his
death.
 %: No. There is still hope for Frodo. He needs time... and safe passage across the plains of
Gorgoroth. We can give him that.
,
: How?
%: Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands. Then we gather our full strength and
march on the Black Gate.
3
: We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms.
%: Not for ourselves. But we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's Eye fixed
upon us. Keep him blind to all else that moves.
 %: A diversion.
,
: Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?
,: Sauron will suspect a trap. He will not take the bait.
%: [knowinglya No, I think he will.

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1
: There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins, and The Lord of the Rings by
Frodo Baggins. You finished it.
*: Not quite. There's room for a little more.

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,
: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go, yeeees, we must go at once.
1
: Haven't you had any sleep, Mr. Frodo?
[Xrodo shakes his heada
1
: I've gone and had too much... it must be getting late.
*: No, it isn't. It isn't midday, yet. The days are growing darker.
,
: Come on! We must go, no time!
1
: Not before Mr. Frodo's had something to eat.
,
: [imÔatientlya No time to lose, silly!
1
: [Gives Xrodo lembasa Here.
*: What about you?
1
: Oh no, I'm not hungry. Leastways, not for lembas bread.
*: Sam...
1
: All right... we don't have that much left. We have to be careful, we don't want to run out.
You go ahead and eat that, Mr. Frodo. I've rationed it... there should be enough.
*: Enough for what?
1
: The journey home.

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..: Gandalf, forgive me.

,: Look at me. What did you see?
..: A tree. There was a white tree in a courtyard of stone. It was dead. The city was burning.
,: Minas Tirith? Is that what you saw?
..: I saw... I saw him. I can hear his voice in my head.
,: What did you tell him? Speak!
..: He asked me my name. I didn't answer. He hurt me.
,: What did you tell him about Frodo and the Ring?
[sOene Outs to latera
,: There was no lie in Pippin's eyes. A fool... but an honest fool, he remains. He told
Sauron nothing of the Ring. We've been strangely fortunate. Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse
of the enemy's plan. Sauron moves to strike Minas Tirith.

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1
: [Xrodo is being drawn toward Cirith Ungola No, Mister Frodo!
,
: [in a ÔaniOa Not that way! Oh! What's he doing?

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[extended version, the oouses of oealinga

3(': The city has fallen silent. There is no warmth left in the sun.
*
: [aÔÔroaOhing hera It is only the damp of the first spring rain.
[ owyn looks uÔ at hima
*
: I do not believe this darkness will endure.

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[in a drinking gamea

,
: It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman.
[he burÔsa
 %: I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
,
: What did I say? He can't hold his liquor.
[Gimli Ôasses outa
 %: [to omer who is watOhinga Game over.

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[first linesa
 %: Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol!
1
%: Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.

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[from extended versiona
..: [to himselfa What were you thinking, Peregrin Took? What service could a hobbit offer
such a great lord of men?
*
: [aÔÔroaOhinga It was well done. Generous deeds should not be checked by cold
council. You are to join the tower guard?
..: I didn't think they would find any livery that would fit me.
*
: It once belonged to a boy of the citadel. A very foolish one; who spent many hours
slaying dragons instead of attending to his studies.
..: This was yours?
*
: Yes, it was mine. My father had it made for me.
..: Well, I'm taller than you were then. Though I'm not likely to grow anymore... except
sideways.
[they laugha
*
: Never fitted me either. Boromir was always the soldier. They were so alike, he and my
father. Proud... stubborn even. But strong.
..: I think you have strength, of a different kind. And one day your father will see it.

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%: I do not fear death.

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%: I summon you to fulfill your oath.

$%
  : None but the king of Gondor may command me.
[Swings sword; Aragorn bloOks him with the sword Andurila
$%
  : That blade was broken!
[Aragorn takes him by the throata
%: It has been remade.
[Aragorn releases the King of the Dead; Ôausea
%: Fight for us... and regain your honor.

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,
: They had no honor in life. They have none now in death.

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: No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall
burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.

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1
: You have fought many wars and slain many men, Theoden King, and made peace
afterwards. Can we not take council as we once did, my old friend? Can we not have peace?
#  : We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of the
Westfold, and the children that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the soldiers
whose bodies were hewn even as they dead against the gates of the Hornberg, are avenged!
When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own crows...! We shall have peace.
1
: Gibbits and crows! DOTARD! What do *you* want, Gandalf Greyhame? Let me
guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of
the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?

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1
: It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there *is* still tea-time.
,
: We're not *in* decent places.

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,: [to PiÔÔina Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news
of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And
say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.

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: Can you sing, Master Hobbit?
..: Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for great
halls and... evil times.
 
: And why should your songs be unfit for my hall? Come, sing me a song.
[Ôausea
..: [singsa Home is behind, the world ahead... And there are many paths to tread. Through
shadow, to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight... Mist and shadow, cloud and shade, all
shall fade... all... shall... fade...

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%: Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in
your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of
men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not
this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men
of the West!*
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,: Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master!

!$%: Do you not know death when you see it, old man? This is my hour!

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1
%: Clever Hobbits, to climb so high!

[jumÔs on them, Ôins Xrodo to the ground and griÔs him by the throata
1
%: Mustn't go that way! Mustn't hurt the Precious!
*: You swore! You swore on the Precious!
1
%: [moOkinga Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo...
*: SMEAGOL PROMISED!
1
%: Smeagol lied.

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1
: [Xrodo stoÔs walkinga Mr. Frodo? What is it?

*: Just a thought... I don't think I'm going to be returning.
1
: Of course you are. That's just morbid thinking, that is.

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%: Behold! The sword of Elendil!

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3: You're outnumbered, Aragorn. You need more men.

%: There are none.
3: There are those who dwell in the mountain.
%: Murderers. Traitors. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing.
They answer to no one.
3: They will answer to the king of Gondor.
[Ôulls out Andurila
3: Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil.
%: Sauron will not have forgotten the sword of Elendil. The blade that was broken shall
return to Minas Tirith.
3: The man who can wield the power of this sword can summon to him an army more
deadly than any that walks this earth. Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be.
Take the Dimholt Road.
[Ôausea
%: [in lvisha I give hope to men. I keep none for myself.

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%: [to the Oorsair shiÔsa You may go no further! You will not enter Gondor.
Î.
: Who are you to deny us passage?
%: Legolas, fire a warning shot past the bosun's ear.
,
: Mind your aim!
[egolas aims; Gimli knoOks the bow as he shoots and the arrow kills the bosuna
,
: Oh! That's it, right! We warned you! Prepare to be boarded!
[the Oorsairs laugha
Î.
: Boarded! By you and whose army?
%: *This* army.
[the army of the dead Oharges through him and onto the shiÔsa

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3(': Courage, Merry, courage for our friends.

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1
%: ...and take it for ME.

,
: For us.
1
%: Yes, we... we meant for us.

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: Is there a captain here who still has the courage to do his lord's will?
*
: You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had
lived.
 
: Yes.
[whisÔeringa
 
: I wish that.
*
: Since you are robbed of Boromir... I will do what I can in his stead.
[uows and turns to leavea
*
: If I should return, think better of me, Father.
 
: That will depend on the manner of your return.

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, : The power of the Three Rings is ended. The time has come... for the dominion of
Men.
3: I Aear c?n ven na mar.
[ lvish: The Sea Oalls us homea
: I think I'm... quite ready for another adventure.
[Climbs on board with lrond. Galadriel gets on boat with Celeborna
,: Farewell... my brave Hobbits. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of
the sea... comes the end of our Fellowship. I will not say, Do not weep... not all tears are an evil.
[oeads to the shiÔ, then turns around, waitinga
,: It is time, Frodo.
1
: What does he mean?
*: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.
1
: You don't mean that. You can't leave.

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#  : I have left instruction. The people are to follow your rule in my stead. Take up my seat
in the Golden Hall. Long may you defend Edoras if the battle goes ill.
3(': What other duty would you have me do?
#  : Duty? No... I would have you smile again, not grieve for those whose time has come.
You shall live to see these days renewed. No more despair.

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,
%: He leaves because there is no hope.

#  : He leaves because he must.
,
%: Too few have come. We cannot defeat the armies of Mordor.
#  : No. We cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless.

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3(': I will kill you if you touch him!


!$%: Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey.

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1
: [to Sheloba Let him go, you filth. Let him go! You will not touch him again!

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..: Is there any hope, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?
,: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.

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,
: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go, yeeees, we must go at once.
1
: Haven't you had any sleep, Mr. Frodo?
[Xrodo shakes his heada
1
: I've gone and had too much... it must be getting late.
*: No, it's not. It's not midday, yet. The days are growing darker.
,
: We must go.
1
: Not until Mr. Frodo has had something to eat.
,
: No time to lose, silly.
1
: [Gives Xrodo lembas breada Here, eat this.
*: What about you?
1
: I'm not hungry. Leastways, not for lembas bread.
*: Sam...
1
: Alright... we don't have that much left. You go ahead and eat that, Mr. Frodo. I've rationed
it... there should be enough left.
*: For what?
1
: The journey home.

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1
: Give me your hand. Take my hand. Don't you let go. Don't let go... *Reach!*

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1
: You miserable little maggot. I'll stove your head in!

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*: I need you on my side.

1
: I'm on your side Mr Frodo.
*: I know you are Sam.

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#  : I know your face... Eowyn. My eyes darken.

3(': No. No. I'm going to save you.
#  : You already did... Eowyn. My body is broken. You have to let me go. I go to my
fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed. Eowyn...
[diesa

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1
: I heard it from his own mouth! He means to murder us!

,
: Never! Smeagol wouldn't hurt a fly!

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!$%: [taking owyn by the throata You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
[Merry stabs the WitOh King from behind; the WitOh King shrieks and falls to his knees. owyn
rises and Ôulls off her helm, her hair falls down over her shouldera
3(': I am no man.
[she thrusts her sword into the WitOh King's helm and twists; he shrieks and imÔlodesa

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[as he kills the three OrOs guarding Xrodoa

1
: That's for Frodo! And for the Shire! *And that's for my old Gaffer!*

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#  : Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down
the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no
darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A
sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!
3(': [to Merrya What ever happens, stay with me. I'll look after you.
[the King rides Ôast his men, hitting their sÔears with his sword as he goesa
#  : Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
[oe stoÔs and faOes Sauron's armya
#  : Death!
/
: [eOhoinga Death!
#  : Death!
/
: [eOhoinga Death!
#  : DEATH!
3('8c ': Death!
#  : Forth, Eorlingas!

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..: [kneelinga I offer you my service, such as it is, in payment of this debt.
 
: This is my first command to you. How did you escape, and my son did not, so mighty
a man as he was?
..: The mightiest man may be slain by one arrow... and Boromir was pierced by many.
,: Get up. My Lord, there will be a time to greive for Boromir, but it is not now. War is
coming. The enemy is on your doorstep. As steward, you are charged with the defense of this
city. Where are Gondor's armies? You still have friends. You are not alone in this fight. Send
word of Theoden of Rohan. Light the Beacons.

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,: Frodo has passed beyond my sight. The darkness is deepening.

%: If Sauron had the Ring, we would know it.
,: It's only a matter of time.

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!$%: Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all.
,

%: What of the wizard?

!$%: I will break him.

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3
: Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord
and land!

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[Xrom Trailera
,: The board is set... the pieces are moving

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[Xrom Trailera
3: You gave away your life's grace. I cannot protect you anymore.

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 %: The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The eye of the
enemy is moving. He is HERE.
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[after egolas single-handedly takes out an OliÔhant and its driversa

,
: That still only counts as one.

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,
: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
 %: What about side by side with a friend?
,
: Aye. I could do that.

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,
: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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*: [after destroying the Ringa I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. The
Lights in the Party Tree.
1
: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it
would have been her. It would have been her.
[sits down and begins to Orya
*: [leans over and hugs hima I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of
all things.

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3
: You should not encourage him.

3(': You should not doubt him.
3
: I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his arm.

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3(': Why are you doing this? The war lies to the East. You cannot leave on the eve of battle.
[Ôausea
3(': You cannot abandon the men.
%: Eowyn...
3(': We need you here.
%: Why have you come?
3(': Do you not know?
%: It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek.

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[Merry gives PiÔÔin a tobaOOo ÔouOh at their Ôartinga

..: The last of the Longbottom leaf?
c ': I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip.

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,: I will not say, Do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

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%: [to Xrodo, Sam, PiÔÔin, and Merrya My friends. You bow to no-one.
[oe kneels, and the entire kingdom follows suit, kneeling to the hobbitsa

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*: [voiOeovera And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of
the ring... though eternally bound by friendship and love... was ended. Thirteen months to the
day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey... we found ourselves looking upon a familiar
sight. We were home. How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on... when
in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are somethings that time
cannot mend... some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold. Bilbo once told me his part in
this tale would end... that each of us must come and go in the telling. Bilbo's story was now over.
There would be no more journeys for him... save one. My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn
in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be
and to do. Your part in the story will go on.

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..: I didn't think it would end this way.

,: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all
must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then
you see it.
..: What? Gandalf?... See what?
,: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
..: [smilinga Well, that isn't so bad.
,: [softlya No... No it isn't.
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*: The Ring is mine.

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,: Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, *steward*.
 
: The rule of Gondor is mine! And no other's!

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#  : I take my leave.
%: My lord Elrond.
3: I come on behalf of one whom I love. Arwen is dying. She will not long survive the evil
that now spreads from Mordor. The light of the Evenstar is failing. As Sauron's power grows, her
strength wanes. Arwen's life is now tied to the fate of the Ring. The Shadow is upon us, Aragorn.
The end has come.
%: It will not be our end but his.

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%: The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.
#  : And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. Assemble the army at Dunharrow. As
many men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor... and war.

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..: It's so quiet.

,: It's the deep breath before the plunge.
..: I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse.

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*: We set out to save the Shire, Sam and it has been saved - but not for me.

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 %: The horses are restless, and the men are quiet.
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 %: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is
shut.

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,
: Well, this is a thing unheard of. An Elf would go underground, where a Dwarf dare not.
Oh, I'd never hear the end of it.

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1
: What are you up to? Sneaking off, are we?

,
: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways
that nobody else could find, and they say "sneak!" Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious.
Very nice, very nice.
1
: All right, all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
,
: Sneaking.

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[last linesa
1
: Well, I'm back.

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..: I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon.

c ': [through a mouthful of fooda Mm. Green Dragon.
..: A mug of ale in my hand, putting my feet up on a settle after a hard day's work.
c ': Only, you've never done a hard day's work.
[They laugh; Gandalf, Aragorn, egolas, and Gimli ride uÔ. Merry stands and gives an
exaggerated bowa
c ': Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!
,
: You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you... feasting and...
and *smoking.*
..: We are sitting on a field of victory enjoying a few well-earned comforts.
[Merry blows a smoke ringa
..: The salted pork is particularly good.
,
: [eagerlya Salted pork?
,: [exasÔerateda Hobbits.
c ': We're under orders from Treebeard, who has taken over management of Isengard.
#  : [as they walk toward the towera Hroom, young master Gandalf! I'm relieved that
you've come. Wood and water, stock and stone I can master, but there's a wizard to manage here.
Locked his tower.

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( : Tell me what you have seen.

3: Arwen?
( : You have the gift of foresight. What did you see?
3: I looked into your future and I saw death.
( : But there is also life. You *saw* there was a child, you saw my son!
3: That future is almost gone.
( : But it is not lost.
3: Nothing is certain.
( : Some things are certain. If I leave him now, I will regret it forever.

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..: [singing to Denethor as Xaramir leads the Ohargea Home is behind, the world ahead...
and there are many paths to tread... Through shadow... To the edge of night... Until the stars are
all alight... Mist and shadow, cloud and shade... All shall fade... all... shall... fade.

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: My sons are spent. My line has ended. Rohan has deserted us. Theoden's betrayed me.
Abandon your posts! Flee, flee for your lives!
[oe turns around, and Gandalf knoOks him out with his staffa
,: Prepare for battle!

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,: Faramir!
[Running after Xaramira
,: Faramir! Your father's will has turned to madness. Do not throw away your life so
rashly.
*
: Where does my allegiance lie if not here? This is the city of the men of Numenor. I
would gladly give my life to defend her beauty, her memory... her wisdom...
,: Your father loves you, Faramir. He will remember it before the end.

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,
: She's always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty
orcses.
1
%: And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, Precious?
,
: No. Not very nice at all, my love.

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[Xrodo drinks the last droÔs of water from Sam's waterskina

*: There'll be none left for the return journey.
1
: I don't think there will be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.

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..: How far is Minas Tirith?

,: Three days' ride, as the Nazgul flies, and you'd better hope we don't have one of those
on our tail.

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c ': Are you going to leave me?

..: No, Merry. I'm going to look after you.

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c ': Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?
..: I don't know. I can't help it.
c ': You never can.
..: I'm sorry, all right? I won't do it again.
c ': Don't you understand? The enemy thinks you have the Ring. He's going to be looking for
you Pip. They have to get you out of here.
..: And you... you're coming with me?
[Merry imÔatiently walks awaya
..: Merry?
c ': Come on.

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..: But we'll see each other soon. Won't we?

c ': I don't know. I don't know what is going to happen.
..: Merry...
,: Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.
..: Merry!
[Shadowfax galloÔs off, Oarrying Gandalf and PiÔÔin awaya

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,: Of all the inquisitive Hobbits, Peregrin Took, you are the worst.

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*: [hands Sam the booka The last pages are for you, Sam.

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: You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom.
Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your
left hand you would use me as a shield against Mordor, and with your right you would seek to
supplant me. I know who rides with Theoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of
this Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North,
last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship!

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,

%: The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.

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..: Here do I swear fealty and service to Gondor. In peace or war. In living or dying. F... f...
from this hour henceforth, until my lord release me... or death take me.
 
: And I shall not forget it. Nor fail to reward that which is given. Fealty with love,
valor with honor, disloyalty with vengeance.

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$%
  : The dead do not suffer the living to pass.
%: You will suffer me.

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*: My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for
many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.

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3: Your hands are cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you.
( : This was my choice... ada, whether by your will or not, there is no ship now that can
bear me hence.

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1
%: Give us that, Deagol my love.

 %: Why?
1
%: Because it's my birthday, and I wants it.

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,
: There's plenty for the both of us, may the best dwarf win.

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[to Smeagol, outside Shelob's laira

*: I have to destroy it, Smeagol. I have to destroy it for both our sakes.

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, : This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one
will.

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[Gollum and Xrodo stand in front of a tunnel oÔening, and Xrodo hesitates to go ina
,
: It's the only way. Go in, or go back.
*: I cannot go back.

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( : From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed
shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king.
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*: You can't help me anymore.

1
: You don't mean that.
*: Go home.

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[singinga
c '8..: You can search far and wide. You can drink the whole town dry. But you'll
never find a beer so brown as the one we drink in our hometown. You can drink your fancy ales.
You can drink them by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and tru-u-u-ue comes from
the Green Dragon!

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..: [Ôulls sword from sOabbarda So I imagine this is just a... ceremonial possession? I mean,
they don't actually expect me to do any fighting... Do they?
,: You're in the service of the steward now. You'll have to do as you're told, Peregrin
Took.
[shakes his heada
,: Guard of the Citadel.

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,: This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer-stroke will fall hardest.

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[Gorbag advanOes towards Xrodo with a knifea

,%: I'm gonna bleed you like a stuck pig.
[Gorbag is stabbed from behind by Sama
1
: Not if I stick you first.

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[Aragorn dreams of a Ôale, dying Arwena

( : I wish I could have seen him again, one last time.

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[Aragorn is Orowned Kinga
%: This day does not belong to one man but to all. Let us together rebuild this world that
we may share in the days of peace.

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: Tell me again, lad... where are we going?

*: To the harbor, Bilbo. The elves have accorded you a special honor; a place on the last
ship to leave Middle Earth.
: Frodo... Any chance of seeing that old ring again? Hmm? The one I gave you?
*: I'm sorry, uncle... I'm afraid I lost it.
: Oh... Pity. Should have liked to have held it one last time.

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[Aragorn readies to take the Paths of the Dead. oe leads his horse towards the entranOe and
Ôasses by Gimli, who stoÔs hima
,
: Where do you think you're going?
%: Not this time Gimli. This time you must stay.
[egolas walks uÔ to them, leading his horsea
 %: Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves?
,
: You may as well accept it. We're going with you, laddy.

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1%
: This scum will be awake in a couple of hours.
,%: And then he'll wish he'd never been born.

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!$%: Feast on his flesh.

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,: If the beacons of Gondor are lit, Rohan must be ready for war.
#  : Tell me, why should we ride to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do
we owe Gondor?

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 %: I will go.
,: No.
%: They must be warned.
,: They will be.

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,: I ride for Minas Tirith...

[looks at PiÔÔina
,: ...and I won't be going alone.

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,1 5: The beacon! The beacon of Amon Din is lit.

,: Hope is kindled.

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,: Now come the days of the king!

[whisÔersa
,: May they be blessed.

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3(': Ride with me.

c ': [smilesa My lady!

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3(': He has just as much reason to go to war as you do. Why can he not fight for those he
loves?

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..: But we have the white wizard. That's got to count for something.

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,: We come to it, at last. The great battle of our time.

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#  : Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend this country. Hail the
victorious dead.
: Hail!

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1
: It's that Gollum, it's this place, it's that thing around your neck. I could help a bit, I could
carry it, share the load...
*: GET AWAY!
1
: I don't want to keep it. I just want to help.

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[ owyn hands Aragorn a goblet, he drinks and moves awaya

#  : [to owyna I am happy for you. He is an honorable man.
3(': You are both honorable men.
#  : It was not Theoden of Rohan who led our people to victory.

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, : And for you, Frodo Baggins, I give you the light of Earendil our most beloved star.
May it be a light to you in dark places when all other lights go out.
*: Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima

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,
: They cursed us. Murderer they called us. They cursed us, and drove us away. And we
wept, Precious, we wept to be so alone. And we only wish to catch fish so juicy sweet. And we
forgot the taste of bread... the sound of trees... the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own
name. My Precious.

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,: So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.

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,: Hail Denethor, son of Ecthelion, Lord and Steward of Gondor.

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,: Not at the towers! Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls! Bring them down!

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,: Send these foul beasts into the abyss.

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,

%: [sniffsa Fear. The city is rank with it. Let us ease their suffering.

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,
: [singinga Pretty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon he'll be... eaten.

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[Aragorn is looking toward the Ôaths of the dead, when Gimli interruÔtsa
,
: Aragorn, let's find some food.

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: He is burning... already burning.
..: He's not dead! He's not dead!
[Denethor drags him outa
..: No! No! He's not dead! Stop!
 
: Farewell, Peregrin, son of Paladin... I release you from my service. Go now and die in
what way seems best to you.

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,: Fight! Fight to the last man! Fight for your lives!

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*: What is this place?
,
: Master must go inside the tunnel.
*: Now that I'm here, I don't think I want to.

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1
: I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Frodo. We have to be moving on.
[Slowly Xrodo gets uÔ, his voiOe sounding wearieda
*: It's dark still...
1
: It's always dark here.

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,: [During the siege of Gondora Peregrin Took! Go back to the Citadel!
..: [dazeda They called us out to fight.
,: This is no place for a Hobbit!
[oe lays about him with his sword and staff; an orO rushes uÔ behind him and PiÔÔin kills it.
Gandalf looks at PiÔÔina
,: [imÔresseda Guard of the Citadel indeed!

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[Gandalf is fighting and sees a moth. oe looks uÔ to see... a

..: Eagles! The eagles are coming!

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1
: You can't go walking through Mordor in naught but your skin.

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,

%: Release the prisoners!
6!

5: Catapults!
[the OataÔults fling dozens of severed heads into the Oitya

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1
: [about Golluma You don't see it, do you? He's a villain.
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..: It's the tree. Gandalf! Gandalf!

,: Yes the white tree of Gondor. The tree of the King. Lord Denethor, however, is not the
king. He is a steward only, a caretaker of the throne.

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,: Peregrin Took, there is a task now to be done. Another opportunity for one of the
Shirefolk to prove their great worth. You must not fail me.

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*
: Mithrandir! They broke through our defenses! They've taken the bridge and the west
bank. Battalions of Orcs are crossing the river.
: It is as the Lord Denethor predicted. Long has he forseen this doom.
,: Forseen and done nothing!

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,: Faramir? This is not the first halfing to have crossed your path.
*
: No.
..: You've seen Frodo and Sam?
,: Where? When?
*
: In Ithilien. Not two days ago. Gandalf, they're taking the road to the Morgul Vale.
,: And then the pass of Cirith Ungol.
..: What does that mean? What's wrong?
,: Faramir, tell me everything.

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#  : Grimbold, how many?

,
: I bring 500 from the Westfold, my lord.
,
%: We have 300 more from Fenmarch, Theoden King.
#  : Where are the riders of Snowbourn?
,
%: None have come, my lord.

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#  : Six thousand spears. Less than half of what I'd hoped for.
%: Six thousand will not be enough to break the lines of Mordor.
#  : More will come.
%: Every hour lost hastens Gondor's defeat. We have till dawn, then we must ride.

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,
: That road there... where does that lead?

 %: It is the road to the Dimholt, the door under the mountain.
3
: None who venture there ever return. That mountain is evil.

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3: You ride to war, but not to victory. Sauron's armies march on Minas Tirith, this you
know. But in secret he sends another force which will attack from the river. A fleet of Corsairs
ships sails from the south. They reach the city in two days.

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,
: What kind of army would linger in such a place?

 %: One that is cursed. Long ago the men of the mountain swore an oath to the last king of
Gondor, to come to his aid, to fight. But when the time came, when Gondor's need was dire, they
fled, vanishing into the darkness of the mountain. And so Isildur cursed them, never to rest until
they had fulfilled their pledge. Who shall call them from the gray twilight, the forgotten people?

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%: What say you? What say you? I am Isildur's heir. Fight for me. And I will hold your
oaths fulfilled. What say you?

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,: Our enemy is ready, his full strength gathered. Not only orcs, but men as well: legions
of Haradrim from the south, mercenaries from the coast. All will answer Mordor's call.

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,: Hold them back! Do not give in to fear! Stand to your posts! FIGHT!

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$%
  : Release us.
,
: Bad idea. Very handy in a tight spot, these lads, despite the fact they're dead.

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: Why do the fools fly? Better to die sooner than late. For die we must.

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: [to Xaramir, about his loyaltya Ever you desire to appear lordly and gracious as a
king of old. Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a
kingly gift.
*
: Boromir would not have brought the Ring. He would have stretched out his hand to
this thing, and taking it, he would have fallen.
 
: You know nothing of this matter!
*
: He would have kept it for his own! And when he returned, you would not have known
your son.
 
: [jumÔing uÔ angrilya Boromir was loyal to me! Not some wizard's pupil!
[Denethor Ories and falls baOk into his Ohair; Xaramir aÔÔroaOhes hima
*
: Father?
[Denethor looks over Xaramir's shoulder and smilesa
 
: My son!
[an image of uoromir aÔÔears behind Xaramir. uoromir smiles and then the image fades.
Denethor is left looking at Xaramir. ois mood shifts baOk to angera
 
: Leave me!
[Xaramir hesitates and deÔartsa

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%: I have wished you joy since first I saw you.

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,%: [as he and Shagrat Oome uÔon Xrodo's bodya What's this? Looks like old Shelob has
been having a bit of fun.
1%
: Killed another one, has she?
,%: [he examines Xrodo's bodya No... this fellow ain't dead.
1
: [to himself, in tearsa Not dead!
,%: She jabs them with her stinger and they go as limp as a boned fish. Then she has her
way with them. That's how she likes to feed-fresh blood. Take him to the tower!
[the OrOs begin to drag Xrodo awaya
1
: Samwise, you fool!

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: I am the servant of the house of Anarion. Thus I have walked... thus now I will asleep.

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1
: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you.

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1
: Sam: what are you up to? Sneaking off are we?
,
: Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them
secret way that nobody else could find. And they say sneak! Sneak? Very nice friend oh yes My
Precious very nice...
1
: Sam: All right all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
,
: Gollum: Sneaking.
1
: Sam: Fine have it your own way. I'm sorry to wake you Mr Frodo, we have to be moving
on.
*: Frodo: It's dark still
1
: Sam: It's always dark here. It's gone! The elven bread!
*: Frodo: what? That's all we have left.
1
: Sam: He took it! He must have!
,
: Gollum: Smeagol? Oh no not poor Smeagol. Smeagol hates nasty elf bread
1
: Sam: You're a lying wretch. What did you do with it?
*: Frodo: He doesn't eat it. He can't have taken it.
,
: Gollum: Look. What's this? Crumbs on his jacketses. He took it! He took it! I seen him
1
: Sam: That's a filthy lie! 'hits Gollum to the ground and starts to wail on him'
*: Frodo: Sam! Stop it. Sam, no! 'Falls against the rock wall'
1
: Sam: Oh my! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to go so far I was just so, so angry. Here, let's just
rest a bit.
*: Frodo: I'm all right
1
: Sam: No. No you're not all right. It's that Gollum. It's this place. It's that thing around your
neck. I could help a bit. I could carry it for a while... Share the load
*: Frodo: Get away! 'pushes Sam and stands up'
1
: Sam: I don't wanna keep it. I just wanna help
,
: Gollum: See? See? He wants it for himself
1
: Sam: 'stands up' Shutup you! Go away. Get out of here
*: Frodo: No Sam, it's you. I'm sorry Sam.
1
: Sam: But he's a liar. He's poisoned you against me
*: Frodo: You can't help me anymore
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1
: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in
blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer
barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember
the taste of strawberries?
*: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... Nor the sound of wood or touch of grass... I'm
naked in the dark, with nothing. No veil between me and the ring of fire. I can see him with my
waking eyes!
1
: Then let us be rid of it! Once and for all! Come on Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you! But I
can carry you! Come on!
[oe ÔiOks Xrodo uÔ and starts Oarrying him uÔ the sloÔes of Mount Dooma

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%: For Frodo.

[oe Oharges out towards the remaining army of Morder alone. Merry and PiÔÔin raise their
swords and yell then Oharge. The rest of the soldiers do the same and soon overtake Merry and
PiÔÔina

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#  : A great host, you say?
%: All Isengard is emptied.
#  : How many?
%: Ten thousand strong at least.
#  : [astonisheda Ten thousand?
%: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of men. They will be here
by nightfall.
#  : Let them come.

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 %: [in lvisha You're late.

[in nglisha
 %: You look terrible.
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,
: [to Sama Stupid, fat hobbit.

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,
: Oh come on, we can take 'em.

%: It's a long way.
,
: Toss me.
%: What?
,
: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
[Ôauses, looks uÔ at Aragorna
,
: Don't tell the elf.
%: Not a word.

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[a wall of soldiers line the ramÔarts - the toÔ of Gimli's helm barely Ôeeks over the toÔa
,
: [to egolasa You could have picked a better spot.

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..: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

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,: The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.

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,
: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little
hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
1
%: No. Not master!
,
: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
1
%: Master is our friend!
,
: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!
1
%: I'm not listening... I'm not listening...
,
: You're a liar and a thief.
1
%: No!
,
: *Murderer*.
1
%: Go away!
,
: "Go away?"
[Gollum laughs as Smeagol begins Oryinga
1
%: I hate you, I hate you.
,
: Where would you be without me, gollum, gollum? I saved us! It was me! We survived
because of me!
1
%: [stoÔs Oryinga Not anymore.
,
: What did you say?
1
%: Master looks after us now. We don't need you anymore.
,
: What?
1
%: Leave now, and never come back!
,
: No!
1
%: Leave now, and never come back!
[Gollum sOreams in frustrationa
1
%: LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK!
[Gollum is silenta
1
%: [looks arounda We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone,
gone! Smeagol is free!

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,
: [OrOs begin their attaOk on oelm's DeeÔa Send them to me!

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[first linesa
,: You cannot pass!
*: Gandalf!
,: I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow.
The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!
, : The power of the enemy is growing. Sauron will use his puppet Saruman to destroy
the people of Rohan. Isengard has been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the
last free kingdom of men. His war on this country will come swiftly. He senses the Ring is close.
The strength of the Ringbearer is failing. In his heart, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will
claim his life. You know this. You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering
dark, the will of the Ring grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of
men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power. The young captain of Gondor has but to
extend his hand, take the Ring for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to
achieving its goal. For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the
ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we
let them stand alone?

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,: The fate of the world will now be decided.

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#  : So it begins.

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,: Gandalf? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. That was my
name.
,
: Gandalf...
,: *I* am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.

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 %: A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.

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,
: [singinga The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish,
[he whaOks the fish on the roOka
,
: to catch a fish,
[another whaOka
,
: so juicy sweet.

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c ': I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.

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1
: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.



% : Even if it is breached, it will take a number beyond reckoning, thousands, to
storm the keep.
1
: Tens of thousands.


% : But, my lord, there is no such force.
[they go out onto the balOony, and see an army of ten thousand Uruk-haia

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3
: What business does an elf, man, and a dwarf have in the Ridder-Mark? Speak quickly.
,
: Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
3
: [dismountsa I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the
ground.
 %: [draws his bow and aims at arrow at omer's throata You would die before your stroke
fell.

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*: I can't do this, Sam.

1
: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great
stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And
sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could
the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a
passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun
shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant
something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do
understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they
didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
*: What are we holding onto, Sam?
1
: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

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,
: We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.

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[last linesa
*: Smeagol?
1
: We're not going to wait for you. Come on.
1
%: Master. Master looks after us. Master wouldn't hurt us.
,
: Master broke his promise.
1
%: Don't ask Smeagol. Poor, poor Smeagol.
,
: Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck.
Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!
1
%: But the fat Hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.
,
: Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses, make him crawl.
1
%: Yes. Yes. Yes.
,
: Kill them both.
1
%: Yes. No! No! It's too risky. It's too risky.
1
: Where is he? Where has he gone? Hey, Gollum! Where are you?
*: Smeagol?
,
: We could let *her* do it.
1
%: Yes. She could do it.
,
: Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they're dead.
1
%: Once they're dead. Shh.
[Comes out of hidinga
1
%: Come on Hobbits. Long ways to go yet. Smeagol will show the way.
,
: Follow me.

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1
: What we need is a few good taters.

,
: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
1
: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a
nice piece of fried fish.
[Gollum makes a noise of disgust while stiOking his tongue outa
1
: Even you couldn't say no to that.
,
: Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty
chips.
1
: You're hopeless.

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%: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.

 %: They may yet be alive.

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1
: There are dead things! Dead faces in the water.

,
: All dead... all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead
Marshes... yes, that is their name.

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,
: So bright... so beautiful... ah, Precious.

*: What did you say?
,
: Master should be resting, Master needs to keep up his strength.
*: [standing uÔa Who are you?
,
: Mustn't ask us, not it's business. Gollum, gollum.
*: Gandalf told me you were one of the River-folk.
,
: Cold be heart and hand and bone. Cold be travelers far from home.
*: [next to Golluma He said your life was a sad story.
,
: They do not see what lies ahead, when Sun has faded and Moon is dead.
*: [in front of Golluma You were not so very different from a Hobbit once, were you?
[Gollum looks uÔ at hima
*: Smeagol.
,
: What did you call me?
*: That was your name once, wasn't it?
,
: My name? My name... Smeagol.

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,
: He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go
back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.

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,: All our hopes now lie with two little hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.

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1
: Hey, Stinker! Don't go getting too far ahead.

*: Why do you do that?
1
: What?
*: Call him names, run him down all the time.
1
: Because... because that's what he is, Mr. Frodo. There's naught left in him but lies and
deceit. It's the ring he wants; it's all he cares about.
*: You have no idea what it did to him... what it's still doing to him. I want to help him,
Sam.
1
: Why?
*: Because I have to believe he can come back.
1
: You can't save him, Mr. Frodo.
*: [snaÔsa What do you know about it? Nothing!... I'm sorry, Sam. I don't know why I said
that.
1
: I do. It's the ring. You can't take your eyes off it; I've seen you. You're not eating. You
barely sleep. It's taken ahold of you, Mr. Frodo. You have to fight it.
*: I know what I have to do, Sam. The ring was entrusted to *me*. It's my task, mine, my
own!
[storms offa
1
: Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?

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[following Gollum down the Ôatha
1
: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
*: [turns arounda What?
1
: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'Yes,
that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the
most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'
*: [Oontinue walkinga You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I
want to hear more about Sam.
[stoÔs and turns to Sama
*: Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.
1
: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.
*: So was I.
[they Oontinue to walka
1
: Samwise the Brave...

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%: Farmers, ferriers, stable boys. These are no soldiers.

,
: Most have seen too many winters.
 %: Or too few.

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,
: My lady...
3(': Lord Aragorn... where is he?
,
: He fell.

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( : Go to sleep.
%: I am asleep. This is a dream.
( : Then it is a good dream.

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,: The veiling shadow that glowers in the East takes shape. Sauron will suffer no rival.
From the summit of Barad-dur his eye watches ceaselessly. But he is not so mighty yet that he is
above fear. Doubt ever gnaws at him. The rumor has reached him. The heir of Numenor still
lives. Sauron fears you, Aragorn. He fears what you may become. And so he will strike hard and
fast at the world of Men. He will use his puppet Saruman to destroy Rohan. War is coming.
Rohan must defend itself, and therein lies our first challenge, for Rohan is weak and ready to fall.
The King's mind is enslaved; it's an old device of Saruman's. His hold over King Theoden is now
very strong. Sauron and Saruman are tightening the noose. But, for all their cunning, we have
one advantage. The Ring remains hidden. And that we should seek to destroy it has not yet
entered their darkest dreams. And so the weapon of the Enemy is moving towards Mordor in the
hands of a Hobbit. Each day brings it closer to the fires of Mount Doom. We must trust now in
Frodo. Everything depends now upon speed and upon the secrecy of his quest. Do not regret
your decision to leave him. Frodo must finish this task alone.
%: He's not alone. Sam went with him.
,: Did he? Did he indeed? Good. Yes, very good.

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#  : When last I looked, Théoden, not Aragorn, was king of Rohan.

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,
: But, the fat hobbit. He knows. Eyes always watching.

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,: Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

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%: [In lvisha Show them no mercy... for you shall receive none!

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,
: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and
appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
%: [whisÔeringa It's the beards.
,
: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that
dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!
[ owyn laughsa
,
: Which is, of course, ridiculous.

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#  : I will not risk open war.

%: Open war is upon you whether you would risk it or not.
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1
: Who are they?

,
: Wicked men. Servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is
gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. He will soon be ready.
1
: Ready to do what?
,
: To make his war. The last war that will cover all the world in shadow.

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*: There is no promise you can make that I can trust.

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#  : So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?

%: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
#  : For death and glory.
%: For Rohan. For your people.
#  : The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!

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,: The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late Théoden, King.

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,: [to Grimaa Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass
through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

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1
: Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-earth. The old world will burn in
the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war
with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.

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c ': [to the suggestion of returning homea The fires of Isengard will spread, and the forests of
Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once great and good in this world will be
gone. There won't *be* a Shire, Pippin.

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,
: Bring your pretty face to my axe.

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9% : Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.

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#  : Crops can be re-sown, homes re-built. Within these walls... we will outlast them.
%: They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its
people. Down to the last child.
#  : What will you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread.

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#  : Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have
passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the
West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?

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,: Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time.

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,
: We swears to serve the master of the precious. We will swear on... on... the precious!

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#  : Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?



% : A just question, my liege. Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to
appear. "Lathspell" I name him. Ill news is an ill guest.
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,
: Don't follow the lights.

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, : The time of the Elves is over. Do we leave Middle-earth to its fate? Do we let them
stand alone?

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+: I bring word from Lord Elrond of Rivendell. An Alliance once existed between Elves
and Men. Long ago we fought and died together. We come to honor that allegiance.
%: Mae govannen, Haldir. You are most welcome.
+: We are proud to fight alongside Men once more.

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,
: He is drawing all evil to him.

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*
: [from the xtended ditiona The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I
deem. You wonder what his name is, where he comes from, and if he really was evil at heart.
What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, and would he not rather have stayed
there... in peace? War will make corpses of us all.

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%: You have some skill with a blade.

3(': The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon
them. I fear neither death nor pain.
%: What do you fear, my lady?
3(': A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor
has gone beyond recall or desire.
%: You are a daughter of kings, a shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your
fate.

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#  : [after seeing the torn-down forest around Isengarda Saruman! A wizard should
know better!
[loud yella
#  : There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
..: Look, the trees! They're moving!
c ': Where are they going?
#  : They have business with the Orcs. My business is with Isengard tonight, with rock
and stone.
[ nts emerge from the woods, following Treebearda
#  : Hroom, hm, come, my friends. The Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to
our doom. The last march of the Ents.

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*
: I think at last we understand one another, Frodo Baggins.

c: You know the laws of our country - the laws of your father. If you let them go your life
will be forfeit.
*
: Then it is forfeit. Release them.

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,: There is no way out of that ravine, Théoden is walking into a trap.

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,
: Sméagol... Why does he cry, Sméagol?

1
%: Cruel men hurts us. Master tricksed us.
,
: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
1
%: Master is our friend... our friend.
,
: Master betrayed us.
1
%: No, not it's business. Leave us alone.
,
: Filthy little hobbites. They stole it from us.
1
%: No... No.
*
: What did they steal?
,
: Myyy PRECIOUSSS.

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1
: Mr. Frodo, put the ring on; just this once, disappear.
*: I can't... You were right, Sam. The ring is taking me. If I put it on he will find me.
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1
: It's the Ring, isn't it?

*: It's getting heavier.

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1
: This looks strangely familiar.

*: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

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*: Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him I do pity him.

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*: Stop! This creature is bound to me and I to him. He is our guide.

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#  : We have just agreed...

[Merry and PiÔÔin lean ina
c ': Yes?
#  : I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not orcs.
..: Well, that's good news.

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,
: Whatever luck you live by... let's hope it lasts the night.
 %: You're friends are with you, Aragorn.
,
: Let's hope they last the night...

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#  : You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old
Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

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c ': It's been going for hours.
..: They must have decided something by now.
#  : Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".
c ': But it's night time already! You can't take forever!
#  : Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.
c ': We're running out of time!

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1
: Rohan, my lord, is ready to fall.

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#  : [about orOsa They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking,
hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers, curse them.

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#  : My home is deep in the forest near the roots of the mountains.

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#  : I promised Gandalf I would keep you safe and safe is where I'll keep you.

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,
: You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.

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#  : We Ents cannot hold back this storm. We must weather such things as we have
always done.
c ': How can that be your decision?
#  : This is not our war.
c ': But you're part of this world, aren't you?... You must help... please.

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#  : Many of these trees were my friends. Creatures I had known from nut or acorn.
..: I'm sorry, Treebeard.
#  : They had voices of their own. Saruman! A wizard should know better!

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#  : Gandalf.
,: Breathe the free air again, my friend.
#  : [stands uÔ from the thronea Dark have been my dreams of late.
[looks at his handsa
,: Your fingers would remember their old strength better... if they grasped your sword.

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#  : I know your face, Eowyn.

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[from extended versiona

1
: Can you see the bottom?
*: No. Don't look down, Sam, just keep going!
1
: [droÔs a small boxa Ouagh! Catch It! Grab it, Mr. Frodo!
[Xrodo OatOhes it, loses his griÔ and then lands on the grounda
*: I think I found the bottom.
1
: It's not natural. None of it.
*: What's in this?
1
: Nothin'. Just a bit of seasoning. I thought maybe if we was havin' a roast chicken one night
or something...
*: Roast chicken?
1
: You never know.

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c* 9 : What is it? What do you smell?

c  : Man flesh. They've picked up our trail.

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,
: [out of breatha I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very
dangerous over short distances.
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3(': Leave me alone, snake!



% : Oh, but you are alone. Who knows what you have spoken to the darkness, alone,
in the bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower
closing in about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in? So fair, yet so cold like a morning
of pale Spring still clinging to Winter's chill.
3(': Your words are poison!

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+
: I cannot allow you before Theoden King so armed, Gandalf Greyhame... by order of
Grima Wormtongue.
[Gandalf nods, and they hand over their weaÔonsa
+
: Your staff.
,: Oh... you would not part an old man from his walking stick?
[oama lets them through; Gandalf winks at Aragorna

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3
: Look for your friends, but do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.

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..: [of Treebearda Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.

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#  : That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

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..: And whose side are you on?

#  : Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side, little orc.

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3(': My Lord! Aragorn! I am to be sent with the women into the caves.
%: That is an honorable charge.
3(': To mind the children, to find food and bedding when the men return. What renown is
there in that?
%: My Lady, there may come a time for valor without renown. Who then will your people
look to in the last defense?
3(': Let me stand at your side.
%: It is not in my power to command it.
[Ôause; Aragorn turns to walk away from hera
3(': You do not command the others to stay! They fight beside you because they would not
be parted from you! Because they love you.
[Aragorn stoÔs, and she realizes she has said too muOha
3(': I am sorry.

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[to the OrOsa

1
: There will be no dawn... for men.

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 %: They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them.

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,: From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth...
Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side... Darkness took
me, and I strayed out of thought and time... The stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as
long as a life age of the earth... But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back
until my task is done.

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[Gandalf the White whistles and a white horse aÔÔearsa

 %: That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
,: Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.

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*: [bewitOheda They're here, they've come.

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1
: You know I don't usually hold with foreign food, but this Elvish stuff - it's not bad.
*: Nothing dampens your spirits Sam.
1
: [looks at the nearing rain Oloudsa Those rain clouds might.

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*: [waking uÔ from a nightmarea Gandalf!

1
: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
*: Nothing... just a dream.

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,: I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound.

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%: [Théoden threatens to kill Wormtonguea No, my lord - let him go. Enough blood has
been spilt on his account.

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..: The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect.
c ': Are you mad? We will be caught for sure.
..: Not this time.

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#  : Simbelmyne. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the
grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger.
That I should live to see that last days of my house.
,: Théodred's death was not of your making.
#  : No parent should have to bury their child.
,: He was strong in life. His spirit will find the way to the halls of your fathers.

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*: The Ring will not save Gondor. It only has the power to destroy. Please, let me go.

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1
: You want to know what happened to Boromir? Do you want to know why your brother
died? He tried to take the Ring from Frodo, after swearing an oath to protect him! He tried to kill
him! The Ring drove your brother mad.

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#  : I always like going South; somehow, it feels like going downhill.

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*
: So this is the answer to all the riddles: here in the wild I have you, two halflings and a
host of men at my call, and the Ring of Power within my grasp.

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3: Our time here is ending, Arwen's time is ending. Let her go... let her take the ship into
the West. Let her bear her love for you to the Undying Lands, there it will be ever green...
%: ...but never more than a memory.

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1
: Mordor... the one place in Middle-Earth we don't want to see any closer... the one place
we're trying to get to... is just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo. We're lost!

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,
: [failing to see over the walla What's happening out there?
 %: Shall I describe it to you?
,
: [turnsa Hmm?
 %: Or would you like me to find you a box?
[Gimli laughsa

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1
: A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with
the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive. To war!

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,
: I found it, I did. A way through the marshes. Orcs don't use it. Orcs don't know it. They
go round for miles and miles. Come hobbitses, soft and quick as shadows we must be.

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3: He is not coming back. Why do you linger here when there is no hope?
( : There is still hope.

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3: If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn
made king and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of
mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be
no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death an image of
the splendor of the kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you,
my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt as nightfall in winter that comes
without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your grief under the fading trees until all the world
is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent.

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[during the uattle of oelm's DeeÔ, Gimli has killed an Uruk-oai warriora
,
: Legolas! Two already!
 %: I'm on seventeen!
,
: Huh? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
[kills another onea
 %: [shoots two more arrowsa Nineteen!

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[from the extended editiona


: You give him no credit and yet he tries to do your will. He loves you, Father.
 
: Do not trouble me with Faramir. I know his uses and they are few.

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,
 

% : His staff. I told you to take the Wizard's staff.

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#  : Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I
would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance.

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%: Gimli, lower your axe.

 %: They have feelings, my friend. The elves began it, waking up the trees, teaching them
to speak.
,
: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel
droppings?

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 %: Forgive me. I mistook you for Saruman.

,: I am Saruman. Or rather, Saruman as he should have been.

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[from extended versiona

c ': [watOhing Saruman look out at the ruin of Isengard from the towera He doesn't look too
happy, does he?
..: Not too happy at all, Merry.
c ': Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there.
..: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.

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1
: Captain Faramir, you have shown your quality, sir - the very highest.
*
: The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in
high honor.

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..: Merry?
c ': What, Pip?
..: I'm hungry.

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[after falling off from the horsea
,
: That was deliberate, it was deliberate.

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1
: We're innocent travelers.

*
: There are no travelers in this land... only servants of the Dark Lord.
*: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do
well not to hinder us.

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1
: We have only to remove those who oppose us.

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% : Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?

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,
: Sneaky little hobbitses.

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 %: Look at them. They're frightened. You can see it in their eyes.
[All the men turn to look at hima
 %: [in lvisha And they should be. Three hundred... against ten thousand!
%: [in lvisha They have a better chance defending themselves here than at Edoras...
 %: [in lvisha Aragorn... they cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!
%: [in nglisha Then I shall die as one of them!

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3
: How long has it been since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima?
When all the Men are dead you would take your share of the treasure?
[Wormtongue looks at owyna
3
: Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps.
[ omer is seized by two guardsa


% : You see much, Eomer son of Eomund. Too much.
[ omer is beaten by the guardsa
 

% : You are banished forthwith from the Kingdom of Rohan... under pain of death.
3
: You have no authority here! Your orders mean nothing!


% : Oh, but this order does not come from me. It comes from the King. He signed it
this morning.
[Shows omer the banishment order, signed by Theoden's seala

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%: [about the orOsa Their pace has quickened. They must have caught our scent. Hurry!
 %: Come on, Gimli!
,
: Three days and nights pursuit. No food, no rest. No sign of our quarry, but what bare rock
can tell!

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,
: Oh! Cruel hobbit! It does not care if we be hungry. It does not care if we should die!
Not like Master. Master cares. Master knows. Yes, precious...
[Xrodo takes hold of the ringa
,
: Once it takes hold of us it never lets go.

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[Shadowfax rearsa
%: Gandalf.
,: Theoden king stands alone.
3
: Not alone. Rohirrim!
[Rohirrim gather behind hima
#  : Eomer!
3
: TO THE KING!

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3
: [whistlesa Hasufel! Arod! May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former
masters.

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[from extended versiona

 %: Final count, forty-two.
,
: Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am
sitting pretty on forty-THREE.
 %: [takes out an arrow, and shoots the Uruk Gimli is sitting on in the stomaOha Forty-three.
,
: He was already dead!
 %: He was twitching.
,
: He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!
[rattles the handle of his ax; the Uruk's arms and legs twitOha

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,
%: Every villager able to wield a sword has been sent to the armory... my lord?
#  : Who am I, Gamling?
,
%: You are our king, sire.
#  : And do you trust your king?
,
%: Your men, my Lord, will follow you to whatever end.
#  : To whatever end...

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[after egolas has shot and killed a Warg heading toward Gimlia
,
: But that one counts as mine!

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[about the Ring Wraithsa

1
: I thought they were dead!
,
: Dead? No, you cannot kill them. No.

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[from extended versiona


: Remember today, little brother.

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[from extended versiona

[looking at the elvish roÔea
*: We can't leave this here for someone to follow us down.
1
: Who's going to follow us down here, Mr. Frodo?
1
: It's a shame, really. Lady Galadriel gave me that. Real elvish rope.
1
: Well, there's nothing for it - it's one of my knots. It won't come free in a hurry.
[tugs roÔe, roÔe fallsa
*: Real Elvish rope.
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,
: Keep breathing. That's the key. Breathe.

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#  : The Ents are going to war.

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[after meeting with Gandalf in Xangorn Xoresta

%: In one thing you haven't changed, my friend - you still speak in riddles.

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1%: Just a mouthful. A bit off the flank!

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[from the extended versiona

#  : I believe you will enjoy this next one, too. It is one of my own compositions. Ahem.
'Beneath the roof of sleeping... leaves and dreams of trees untold, When woodland halls are...
green... and cool, and the wind is in the west, Come back to me... Come... back... to me, And say
my land is... best.'

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[from extended versiona

*
: Good Speech. Nice and short.

: Leaves more time for drinking!

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[from the extended versiona

..: Why are there so few of you, when you live so long? Are there Ent children?
#  : [Sadlya Brrharroom. There have been no Entings for a terrible long count of years.
c ': Why is that?
#  : We lost the Entwives.
..: Oh, I'm sorry. How did they die?
#  : Die? No. We *lost* them. And now, we cannot *find* them.
[hoÔefullya
#  : I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?
c ': Can't say that I have. You, Pip?
..: [thinks for a momenta What do they look like?
#  : [Ôausesa Hrrooom... I... don't... remember... now.

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[sOene from extended versiona

c ': You just said something... treeish!

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[sOene from extended versiona

c ': You're taller.
..: Who?
c ': You!
..: Than what?
c ': Than *me*!
..: I've always been taller than you.
c ': Pippin, everyone knows *I'm* the tall one. *You're* the short one.
..: Please, Merry. You're what, three-foot-six? At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing
three-seven, three-eight.
c ': Three-foot-eight? You did something.

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[sOene from extended versiona

,
: This new Gandalf is more grumpy than the old one.

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#  : Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!

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 %: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

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*
: [to Xrodo and Sama My men tell me that you are Orc spies.
1
: Spies! Now wait just a minute!
*
: Well, if you're not spies, then who are you?
[they remain silent, Xaramir sighs and sitsa
*
: Speak!
*: We are Hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee.
*
: Your bodyguard?
1
: His gardener.
*
: And where is your skulking friend? That gangrel creature. He had an ill-favoured look.
*: [reluOtanta There was no other. We set out from Rivendell with seven companions. One
we lost in Moria. Two were my kin. A dwarf there was also. And an elf. And two men. Aragorn,
son of Arathorn, and Boromir of Gondor.
*
: [solemna You are a friend of Boromir?
*: Yes, for my part.
*
: It would grieve you then to learn that he is dead.
*: [shoOkeda Dead? How? When?
*
: As one of his companions, I had hope you would tell me. He was my brother.

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3
: What business does an Elf, a Man, and a Dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!
,
: Give me your name, Horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
3
: [gets off horsea I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the
ground.
 %: [ÔreÔares bow and arrowa You would die before your stroke fell.
[Rohirrim Ôoint sÔears at egolasa
%: [signals for egolas to bring down his weaÔona I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. This is
Gimli, son of Gloin, and Legolas of the Woodland Realm. We are friends of Rohan, and of
Theoden, your King.
3
: Theoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin.
[takes off helmeta
3
: Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My
company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished. The White Wizard is cunning.
He walks here and there they say, as an old man hooded and cloaked. And everywhere his spies
slip past our nets.
%: We are no spies. We track a party of Uruk-Hai, Westward across the plain. They have
taken two of our friends captive.
3
: The Uruks are destroyed. We slaughtered them during the night
,
: But there were two Hobbits! Did you see two Hobbits with 'em?
%: They would be small. Only children to your eyes.
3
: We left none alive. We piled the carcasses and burned them.
,
: Dead?
3
: I am sorry.
[whistlesa
3
: Hasufel! Arod! May these horses bear you to better fortune than their former masters.
Farewell.
[Ôuts on helmet, gets on horsea
3
: Look for your friends. But do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.

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