Part 2: Securing Guardianship of Pronglet (The Fudge Prank)

June 20th 1994

"Brian!" Cornelius Fudge greeted the solicitor warmly. "It's good to see you
again."

"It's good to see you too, Cornelius." Brian Cutter clasped Cornelius's
outstretched hand and shook it firmly. They had attended Hogwarts together and had
been dorm mates if not close friends. He knew in part, it was their old
relationship which had helped Brian finesse getting an appointment with Cornelius
so quickly. His eyes glanced towards the witch standing next to Cornelius in mute
query as to why she was in attendance.

"Oh, this is Dolores Umbridge, my Senior Undersecretary; Dolores, I'm sure you
remember Brian of Cutter, Glock and Baron." Cornelius introduced them absently,
waving a hand as they made the necessary handshake.

"Of course," Dolores simpered, "although I must say I am surprised at the request
to see our good Minister so urgently."

Brian smiled at her. "It's good to meet you, Madame Umbridge. I've heard many
things from associates about your work at the Ministry."

It was the tone that flattered not the content and Brian only just stopped himself
from smiling as Dolores blushed coquettishly.

"However," Brian continued, "I am afraid this is a matter of some delicacy and I'm
sure you will understand that I need to speak with the Minister alone."

The brief flicker of anger across that passed over her features indicated otherwise
and she looked at the Minister obviously expecting him to request her presence.

"It's fine, Dolores," Cornelius made a shooing motion at her towards the door,
"I'll speak with you later if there is a need."

Dolores gave a sharp unhappy nod. She mouthed words of farewell to Brian and made
her exit.

Cornelius sighed. "My apologies, Brian. She seems to think I can't function without
her and truthfully she is very useful."

Brian raised his wand. "Do you mind if I secure the area?"

Cornelius raised an eyebrow. "My office is one of the most secure places in
Britain, Brian."

"This is a matter of"

"Some delicacy." Cornelius finished. "Very well."

Brian quickly set up the strongest privacy ward he could that would also render any
listening or visual spying spells or artefacts useless. He took the seat Cornelius
offered and declined an offer of refreshment. Instead he opened his briefcase and
pulled out a single piece of parchment.

Cornelius accepted it with a frown and began reading.

"Mr Cutter,
I wish to retain your representation in the matter of Sirius Black.

Upon recently taking up the Lordship of the House of Black, I was disturbed by his
escape from Azkaban and more recently Hogwarts. Upon further investigation I have
been more deeply disturbed at irregularities in his initial imprisonment. I now
understand that there is a Kiss on sight order which if my concerns are warranted
would mean a serious miscarriage of justice and one which would displease me
greatly if proven valid.

To that end, I authorise you to approach the Ministry on my behalf to request a

special investigation so this matter may be resolved to my satisfaction either in
clearing Sirius Black or placing him back into custody. Funds will be made
available to the Ministry from the Black vaults if they do not have sufficient
leeway in their current budget.

Yours faithfully,

Lord Black"

Brian watched as Cornelius set the paper down carefully on his desk.

"There is a new Lord Black?" Cornelius asked.

"Yes," Brian confirmed, "the letters I have received have carried the legal seal of
the House; Gringotts have confirmed payment of our retainer from the Black vaults."

"I'm surprised," Cornelius said grumpily, "it was thought that the title would go
to Lucius Malfoy's heir upon his coming of age."

"It is possible the Malfoy heir could have claimed when he was old enough, but
there are others already of age in lesser known lines who would have equal magical
claim as they descend from daughters of the House just as the Malfoy boy does. It
has never been publically known who the last Lord Black named legal heir." Brian
informed him smoothly.

Cornelius made an unhappy noise.

"From our correspondence, I've ascertained that our client is abroad presently and
wants this matter of Sirius Black cleared up before he arrives in England and
presents himself to the Wizengamot." His client had agreed to allow that much about
his identity to be shared and Brian didn't question his caution. "Not surprisingly
when you think about it as Sirius himself is probably still the rightful blood heir
as he is the issue of the primary male line."

"I'm not sure there's anything to be cleared up." Cornelius argued, sitting back in
his chair. "Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and is a dangerous criminal
responsible for the deaths of the Potters, the hero Pettigrew and those muggles.
Everybody knows that and I am certain Lucius will challenge, on behalf of his son,
this new Lord Black's claim to the House."

There was a stubborn cast to his expression that Brian knew well from their school
days. Brian figured he knew what the problem was; Lucius Malfoy had planned on
gaining the House of Black's prestige and wealth for his son and undoubtedly had
influenced Cornelius into a hard line position on Sirius who was the blood heir.

"Lucius can't challenge on Draco's behalf, Cornelius," Brian murmured calmly, "he
has no legal or magical basis to do so as the Black family magic has clearly
accepted someone else. I can't see the Wizengamot allowing a challenge against
family magic to be heard it would create too much of a precedent. Additionally,
Lord Black outranks Lucius. The Malfoys married into the Black family and so Lord
Black has primacy under their marriage contract. Lucius will need to respect Lord
Black's dictates including those about Sirius Black."

Cornelius assimilated that news with pursed his lips. Brian also knew the new Lord
Black's political agenda could be guessed somewhat from Brian's appointment as his
representation. Cutter, Glock and Baron generally represented neutral wizarding
families. He could almost see Cornelius draw the correct conclusion that Lucius
Malfoy was about to be neutered and removed as a person of influence in the
political landscape; that the extreme pro-Pureblood agenda Malfoy espoused was
about to be challenged. He had a feeling that Cornelius would see the way the wind
was blowing and do the expedient thing: support the more powerful Lord Black.

"I assume Lucius has been informed there is a new Lord Black?" Cornelius inquired.

Ah, Brian thought, pleased; Cornelius was trying to establish when he could go
against Malfoy's wishes and side with Black openly.

"Family members were to be notified today and I understand that there will be a
family meeting once Lord Black returns to England." Brian said. "As I've said I
believe that Lord Black wants this matter of Sirius Black cleared up by then so
that he can take his position publically without having to comment on a situation
he feels is ambiguous." He gestured expansively. "He can't make a statement
supportive of the Ministry if he believes there is a potential miscarriage of
justice in play."

Cornelius hummed and sat back, contemplatively. "There were questions raised when
Black was captured at Hogwarts. I dismissed them at the time because it seemed so
unlikely that he could be innocent, and the comments were made by children who had
just undergone something of a traumatic event with a werewolf and a few Dementors."
He peered at Brian. "Lord Black mentioned irregularities with the initial
conviction?"

Brian hid his smile as Cornelius effectively asked to be given an excuse to open up
an investigation. "I examined the official records. There's an arrest sheet and
some witness statements taken at the scene of the explosion; the evidence of
Pettigrew's finger. The witness statements confirm Pettigrew shouted something
accusatory at Black about the Potters, and then there was a blast near to
Pettigrew. Black's wand was taken from him but it was never examined. The arresting
Auror, Moody, noted Black appeared to be in severe shock with emotional mood swings
ranging from hysterical laughter to and I quote 'agonised weeping.' He did note
Black had been overheard to mutter 'it's my fault' in his hysterical state but
Moody also explicitly stated that it couldn't be deemed a confession as Black was
in no condition to understand his legal rights." He took a moment to pause
dramatically. "The only other item in that file, Cornelius, is an order from
Crouch, counter-signed by Bagnold, to transport Black to Azkaban. No charges were
actually filed; no medical treatment was given; no interrogation record exists. I
can't find a trial transcript and there is no record on the court register of a
trial taking place even."

"He wasn't questioned or given a trial?" Cornelius looked suitably shocked.

"It appears not." Brian said solemnly. "Lord Black's concerns seem warranted."

Cornelius huffed, clasping his hands over his corpulent stomach. "I had no idea."

"Why would you?" Brian demurred. "It's the previous administration who is at
fault."
Cornelius's eyes lit up. "Indeed, the previous administration."

Brian knew he'd taken the bait. He brushed the front of his robes in an
absentminded gesture that was anything but. "Far be it for me to advise you on the
way forward, old friend, butno, I shouldn't"

"Please, Brian, if you can help me find a way through this difficult matter, I
would be grateful." Cornelius said.

"I would hand this to Amelia Bones. She is in charge of the DMLE and the situation
with Black is under her jurisdiction and the Auror office." Brian suggested calmly.
"Tell her about your discovery of the irregularities in the original case and to
verify the claims the children made at Hogwarts. Say nothing publically, or to
anyone else, until she has completed her investigation and come to a conclusion. In
the meanwhile, I will inform Lord Black you are moving forward with an
investigation as he has requested."

Cornelius blew out a long breath and nodded. He tapped a interoffice communications
mirror on his desk and looked meaningfully at Brian who hastily took down the
privacy ward. "Amelia, can you come to my office immediately, please?"

"Of course, Minister." Amelia replied briskly.

Brian replaced the privacy ward as Cornelius tapped the mirror closed. "One more
thing, Cornelius, I feel I should alert you to in regards to Lord Black."

Cornelius nodded eagerly for him to continue.

"He has taken control of Sirius Black's vault and has a copy of the Potters' last
will and testament. Sirius Black is listed as Harry Potter's guardian in the event
of their deaths should Frank and Alice Longbottom be unable to assume
guardianship." Brian said crisply. "I've been instructed to prepare guardianship
papers." He looked at Cornelius. "He believes as I do that Albus Dumbledore who
organised the current guardianship situation for the Potter boy will seek to block
any attempt to challenge it."

In Brian's opinion the sooner they got Harry Potter away from his muggle relatives
the better. He had met with Petunia Dursley the day before and her willingness to
sign away her rights to the boy on the promise of a bit of gold and a new house was
alarming.

Cornelius's eyes sharpened. "Any guardianship claim would be judged on its own
merits. Personally, I've never been happy that the boy was placed with muggles. You
know there was an incident last summer that caused him to run away?"

Brian was about to reply when there was a rap on the door and Amelia entered with
sharp efficient grace that spoke of her Auror training. "You wished to see me,
Cornelius?" Her dark eyes landed on Brian. "Brian."

"Amelia." Brian stood and took her hand in his, placing a kiss against her
knuckles. "Always a pleasure, but I'm afraid I'm here on business."

Cornelius waved Amelia into the second visitor's chair and handed her the letter
from Lord Black. She took it and read it through her monocle. She glanced at Brian
and back to Cornelius. "Well, a new Lord Black will certainly put the cat among the
pigeons. What are the irregularities to which he refers?"

"Sirius Black never received a trial." Brian informed her.

"Indeed," Cornelius said, "which is most troubling." He clasped his hands together
and looked at her sharply. "You see the problem?"

She pressed her lips together. "You're going to acquiesce to a full investigation?"

"Yes, under your personal jurisdiction given the sensitivity, Amelia." Cornelius
cleared his throat. "When Black was captured at Hogwarts Harry Potter claimed Black
was innocent and Peter Pettigrew was alive. Obviously I didn't take him seriously
at the time because, well, I believed he had been traumatised by Dementors and a
werewolf and confunded by Black because everybody knows Pettigrew died and Black
was his killer. However, now that I understand there wasn't a trialI'm forced to
reconsider whether Potter was telling the truth."

"I see," Amelia said mildly, "I rather wish you had told informed me or the Auror
office while school was in session. Hogwarts broke up for Summer last week.
Potter's probably back with his muggle relatives and I can't see Albus Dumbledore
giving up the address."

"Perhaps there were other witnesses present?" Brian asked smoothly. He didn't want
to reveal his own knowledge.

Cornelius clapped his hands and pointed at Amelia. "The werewolf? And some other
Professor Snoop?"

"Severus Snape and Remus Lupin." Amelia noted. "My niece was most upset that Lupin
had resigned from the school; said he was the best teacher they've had for DADA."

"There was also a boy and a girl with Potter, friends of his." Cornelius added.
"I'm afraid I don't remember their names although the boy had bright red hair."

"That would be a Weasley then. Susan should be able to say which as she's in the
same year." Amelia said. "I'll pull the original Sirius Black file and get started
immediately." She handed the parchment back to Brian. "Perhaps, Minister, we could
rescind the Kiss on sight order in the meantime? If Black is potentially innocent,
we can't be seen to have executed him without a trial."

Cornelius nodded. "A wise precaution, Amelia. Get it done immediately." He leaned
forward. "Amelia, if possible, I'd like this done without involving Albus. He seems
to overreact to anything to do with the Potter boy and there seems some evidence
that the House of Black could challenge for guardianship of Potter according to the
terms of the Potters' will."

Amelia sneaked another look at Brian.

Brian nodded. "Sirius Black was named as a potential guardian in the event of the
Potters' deaths. Frank and Alice Longbottom were first which at the time must have
made sense they were married and settled with a baby of their own unlike Black
but now"

"Indeed," Cornelius said sympathetically, "they're hardly able to take Potter. But
if the new Lord Black is suitable we would have to take a claim seriously."

"I understand," Amelia said dryly, rising to her feet, "I'll be discreet."

"Reports to myself only, Amelia." Cornelius waited until she was out of the door
before he turned to Brian who had stood at the same time as Amelia. "I'll update
you as soon as I receive news. Please convey my apologies to Lord Black for the
irregularities and thank him for bringing them to my attention."
Brian shook hands with Cornelius. "I will, Cornelius, and thank you for your time
and your efforts to resolve this. Should I arrange for the funds to be
transferred?"

Cornelius smiled. "A donation to assist would be appreciated."

Brian left the Ministry smiling; Lord Black was going to be a happy man.

o-O-o

Reg swept into the dining room, did a fly over Remus, and landed next to Sirius.
Sirius swiped his hand on a napkin and took the dangling letter.

"Lord Black,

Fudge has taken the bait.

Brian."

"Short, succinct and good news." Sirius passed the parchment to a tired looking
Remus.

"Do you think Brian knows you're Lord Black?" Remus asked worriedly. He poked at
the fish on his plate uninterestedly.

"Probably," Sirius demurred, "but he won't ask to give himself plausible

deniability." He grinned. "I'm sure Fudge is clueless."

"Thankfully." Remus agreed dryly.

Kreacher popped in and slapped a letter beside the werewolf before popping out
again.

"Good, the Gringotts mail diversion service is working." Remus said with relief.
All other owls except Hooter, Reg and Hedwig would get diverted to Gringotts who
alerted Kreacher to collect the letters. He opened the parchment and nodded at
Sirius. "I'm to present myself to Madame Bones to give a statement about the events
at Hogwarts concerning Sirius Black." He tilted his head. "Tomorrow she doesn't
waste time."

"Good," Sirius said, "because I've lost too much of it already."