Professional Documents
Culture Documents
List Poems
by
Alexis Pauline Gumbs
1. Ten Things That Are Not True About Oprah
10. Ten Things That Are Not True About Aretha Franklin
Ten Things That Are Not True About This Project:
Instead of a Preface
This is a joke.
This is a game.
Love,
Alexis Pauline Gumbs
*After Diane Di Primas 10 Things That Are Not True About the She-Wolf
Ten Things That Are Not True About Oprah
your mammy
your diva
your slave
She sounds like a shrill church lady when she sings The
Star-Spangled Banner.
When she blinks her thoughts flash red, then white then
blue. Not just red, red, red.
If you search for her on the internet right now you will not
find her weight listed.
You think she is black enough and you are not mad.
Her sisters never dream about killing those white girls who
get to scream with her and touch her hair.
She put her hand on her hip looked Luther in the eye and
asked him.
You could walk a mile in her sound and never get lost.