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M ARCH 28, 2016

Apple CEO
Tim Cook
on his ight
with the
FBI and why
he wont
back down
BY LEV GROSSMAN

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On the cover: Tim Cook in his oice at Apple headquarters in Cupertino,
Calif., on March 14. Photograph by Michele Asselin for TIME

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From the Editor

The privacy
debate
ON THE WALL ABOVE THE COUCH IN TIM COOKS
oice at Apple are three black-and-white por-
traits: Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr. and
Jackie Robinson. They were part of the subversive
ad campaign Apple devised at a low point in 1997
to set itself apart from the competition. The slo-
gan was Think Diferentwhich is exactly what
Cook is now asking us to do. Having conquered the
world with his devices, he is now clashing with the
U.S. government over privacy, security and the bal-
ance of public and private interests.
TIME senior writer Lev Grossman and I went Gibbs and Grossman with Cook, right, at Apples headquarters
to see Cook in Cupertino, Calif., as Apple faces an
immense test: commercial, legal, political, even governments are ighting Google for individuals right to be
moral. How can the company refuse to help the FBI forgotten, to erase their digital footprints. The revelations
break into the phone of one of the San Bernardino from Edward Snowden about the extent of U.S. surveillance
terrorists? Does one company really have the right were even more explosive abroad than at home.
to defy two centuries of American jurisprudence So where should the issues be examined, the competing val-
about proper searches and the reach of the law? ues weighed? In classrooms, courtrooms, congressional hear-
And what would this mean for the rest of us? ings? The stakes keep growing along with the amount of data
Levs story explores how Cook sees the stakes we all collect and carry with us. We may voluntarily relinquish
of this case and the role he aims to play. Cooks di- our privacy when we post a picture of dessert or compare our
lemma is shared by other leaders of the new-media running times. But giving the government access to that infor-
world, which is one reason executives from Face- mation is something elseand this is exactly the kind of topic
book, Google, Snapchat, LinkedIn and many oth- that should be addressed in a campaign year. It would be good
ers have fallen in line to support him. The press to hear the candidates explore this intimate, intricate, evolv-
barons of the 20th centuryLuce, Paley, Chandler, ing terrain, though perhaps not with the blunt force favored by
the Sulzbergers, the Grahamsbuilt empires that Donald Trump, who has called for a blanket boycott of Apple.
made vast fortunes but acknowledged a public How much value do candidates place on personal privacy if it
trust: a free press is essential to a healthy democ- competes with the needs of law enforcement?
racy, so editors and publishers weighed their com- Sooner or later, these questions will need to be put be-
mercial interests with their civic responsibilities. fore the American people, which is one reason that the FBI
They debated standards of decency and considered has made this ight so ferocious and so public. As Lev says,
whether to withhold information if national secu- Theres no easy answer: there are some technologies, like
rity were at stake. They went to court to protect encryption, which simply cannot be controlled with legisla-
conidential sourcesor to publish the Pentagon tion. We may have to concede some battles, like the San Ber-
Papers. nardino phone, and grant privacy to people who dont de-
Technology, here as in all things, accelerates serve it, in order to win the larger war for our information and
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and complicates. What are Apples obliga- for our safety.


tions, or Facebooks, or Twitters21st cen-
tury companies that have built immense
platforms, global networks, powerful tools,
leveraging immeasurable good but also
lubricating criminal networks around the
world? This is not just an American ques-
tion. These are global companies with bil-
lions of dollars on the line and a leasehold on
territory where there are no maps. In Europe, Nancy Gibbs, EDITOR

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Conversation

BEHIND THE SCENES


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informal conversations with
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Marilynne Robinson (Gilead)
and science educator Bill
Nye. In February, White House
aides approached TIME about
facilitating a conversation
between Obama and American
Ballet Theatre principal dancer
Misty Copeland, both of whom
are past TIME 100 honorees.
TIME reporter Maya Rhodan,
who covers the White House,
sat down with them in the
Cabinet Room on Feb. 29 for
a discussion on race, body
image and mentoring. I
wasnt expecting the President
to be so candid about his
experiences as a father and a
husband, says Rhodan.
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Chief D.C. Circuit Judge Merrick Garland (center) is Obamas third nominee to the Supreme Court

POLITICS MERRICK GARLAND, CHIEF JUDGE OF and excellence. Choking up as he


the D.C. Circuit, had twice made it to thanked the President, Garland in-
When can the inal round of the Supreme Court voked the spirit of his late father, who
Merrick sweepstakes and twice been sent
home empty-handed. Barack Obama
taught him about fair dealing and
hard work as a boy growing up in
Garland be considered him in 2009 but wound
up picking Sonia Sotomayor. He took
Chicago.
Garland will need both in the
conirmed? a hard look at Garland a year later, but weeks and months ahead because
instead tapped Elena Kagan for the job. it is far from certain howor even
After the By the time Justice Antonin Scalia died whetherhe can be conirmed.
election, in February, Garland was thought at
age 63 to be too old for a third shot.
Senate Republicans have made it
clear that they will not hold hearings
maybe So both the President and the judge
had something to be grateful for on
on Garland before the presidential
election. Their arguments are many,
By Michael Dufy March 16, when Obama nominated varied and partisan: there is no
Garland as the 101st Associate Justice. rush, they say, because the court can
Garland, said Obama, is widely rec- continue its work with eight members
ognized not only as one of Americas just ine. They argue that it would be
sharpest legal minds but someone who unwise to subject Garland to a brutal
brings to his work a spirit of decency, nominating process in the middle of
modesty, integrity, evenhandedness an election year. Voters need to pick
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the next President, they add. the top law schools for attracting the
But Republican aides, speaking best legal clerks and even now provides
privately, admit that this calculus many of the Justices with theirsbut
changes the minute the election is only after they spend a year or two in TRENDING
over. If the GOP loses the Senate his chambers a few blocks away.
to the Democrats this fall and But if by picking Garland, Obama is
voters choose Hillary Clinton as the ofering an olive branch to the Repub-
next President, GOP leader Mitch licans, he is also trying to drain some
McConnell will likely pivot to taking of the ugliness out of the dysfunctional
up the nomination in a lame-duck Supreme Court nominating process.
BUSINESS
session in November and December, For much of the past 30 years, thanks to Lawyers filed suit
holding hearings and a possible vote both parties, the court has been dragged against Volkswagen
on Garland before the end of the year. down repeatedly into partisan politics. on March 14 on behalf
And even if the Democrats do not take Members of the court are tired of it, and of 278 institutional
the Senate, a lame-duck conirmation Chief Justice John Roberts is keen to investors seeking
$3.67 billion in
still seems possible. As one Republican depoliticize the nomination process. A damages over the
consultant who speaks regularly with judge as moderate and well-regarded as sharp decline in the
GOP leaders put it, They will go ahead Garland may give Roberts and Obama a German automakers
and conirm Merrick if they think rare path through the political wilder- share price after it
Hillary would nominate a more liberal ness, if not before the election then after admitted to systematic
cheating on U.S.
judge next year. it. It is tempting to make this conirma- emissions tests.
Learned, curious and moderate tion process simply an extension of our
in all things, Garland is easier for divided politics, Obama said. But to
Republicans to vote for than some go down that path would be wrong.
of the other jurists Obama was Our Supreme Court is supposed to
consideringor that Clinton might be above politics, it has to be, and it
prefer. He oversaw the complicated should stay that way.
federal investigations in the Unabomber It may be some time before that
and Oklahoma City bombing cases comes to pass. Within minutes of Gar- POLITICS
in the 1990s, which won him allies in lands nomination, some Senate Repub- Burmas parliament
elected Htin Kyaw to
the law-enforcement world. He was licans said they would not even meet be the countrys first
conirmed as a circuit court judge by a with the nominee before the election. civilian President
3-to-1 Senate margin in 1997 and has Democrats vowed to use that refusal as in over 50 years on
had a strong ally in Republican Senator a weapon in the fall campaign; Repub- March 15. The longtime
Orrin Hatch of Utah. Garland has good licans are betting that, at least for now, aide to National League
for Democracy leader
friends across the political spectrum delay wont hurt them very much. Aung San Suu Kyi is
and on both sides of the current 4-4 Reported by MASSIMO CALABRESI and expected to act as
Supreme Court divide. He is known at JAY NEWTON-SMALL/WASHINGTON her proxy, as she is
constitutionally barred

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SCHOOL
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laude from Harvard in 1974 The percentage of
and magna cum laude from MID CAREER
In 1989, he left his private irm female breast-cancer
Harvard Law in 1977. patients removing a
to become a federal prosecutor,
working to reduce gang violence. healthy breast after
their diagnosis tripled
2
from 2002 to 2012,
FAMILY AND FAITH 5 according to a study in
He and his wife Lynn have the Annals of Surgery,
two daughters. He is also COURT CONNECTIONS and it really made no
Jewish, which would make He is reportedly close to Chief Justice difference in terms of
him the fourth Jewish Justice John Roberts, who was also a judge overall outcome and
on the current court. on the D.C. Circuit. survival, said study
author Mehra Golshan.

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Obama aims to nudge DATA
change along with
historic Cuba visit
BARACK OBAMA WAS DUE TO BECOME THE FIRST GROCERIES
sitting U.S. President in 88 years to visit Cuba on AROUND THE
GLOBE
March 20, meeting Cuban President Ral Castro
and taking in an exhibition baseball game. The Using data from
White House eased major restrictions ahead of the Economist
Obamas visit, signaling that the U.S. is ready Intelligence
Units Cost of
to engage with the island nation after years of Living survey,
dtente. But obstacles still remain: heres a sample
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WARMER WELCOME The White House loosening of began in December 2014 basket of grocery
limits efectively permits Americans to visit Cuba essentials costs
in the worlds
without prior approval and makes it easier for U.S. priciest capitals:
companies to do business there. Marriott, Carnival licans have suggested the embargo will be lifted
and American Airlines are among the irms now only when Cuba improves its human-rights record.
applying to operate in Cubas burgeoning tourism
industry, worth roughly $2.7 billion last year. WORK TO DO Cuban authorities detained 1,414
dissidents in January, and critics say Obama is
SLOW PROGRESS Castro has moved haltingly in propping up a regime that is unwilling to make
easing limits on Cubans working for U.S. irms, reforms. The U.S. President was expected to meet
and Obama has acknowledged that full relations with anti-Castro activists during his two-day visit,
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THE RISK REPORT helping Russia manage its oil-price problem.


Putins wily Syria Putin also wanted to remind his ally,
Syrias President Bashar Assad, that Syria
TRENDING tactics pay of needs Russia much more than Russia needs
By Ian Bremmer Syria. He accomplished that objective irst
by demonstrating that Russia can strengthen
Assads positionand then by withdrawing
THE DEBATE WILL CONTINUE FOR SOME that help with little
time on what Vladimir Putin has actually Putin isnt warning.
done in Syria. Russia announced on March 14 always a There are other
ENERGY that it was withdrawing its few thousand reasons for the pull-
On March 15, the master
troops serving in Syria, but Putin will keep out. Putin can now
Obama Administration
the naval base that Russia leases at Tartus,
strategist, but shrug of Washing-
reversed a 2015 hes proved
proposal to allow oil Moscows only direct access to the Mediterra- tons warnings that
and gas drilling in nean and the only Russian naval base not on again that Russia would be-
the Atlantic, off the former Soviet territory. He will keep access he can be come trapped in a
U.S.s southeastern a brilliant
coast, partly on the to a Syrian air base and maintain air-defense quagmire. And by
basis of strong local systems to protect both, and Russia reserves tactician theatrically exit-
opposition. Four months the right to drop more bombs as Moscow ing on Day One of
earlier, Obama rejected deems necessary. The moves are shrewd. renewed Syrian peace talks, Putin presents
another oil project, the Putin is declaring mission accomplished and himself as a peacemaker. He isnt always a
Keystone XL pipeline.
reducing Russias risks. master strategist, but hes proved again that
Putin had several goals in Syria. He wanted he can be a brilliant tactician.
to re-establish Russia as a fully independent By itself, Russias announcement cant
power broker outside its immediate sphere bring peace to Syria. Negotiators in Geneva
of inluence, as a country not to be taken are doing their best to stabilize this tragic
lightly. He also wanted to change the subject country, but the Americans, Europeans, Rus-
from a conlict in Ukraine that has isolated sians, Saudis, Iranians, Turks and various
COURTS his country and moved the West to impose Syrian groups remain at odds over what a fu-
Norwegian mass sanctions. He hoped to convince Europeans ture Syria might look likeand ISIS has no
murderer Anders
Behring Breivik, who
that by taking action in Syria, Russia could reason to stop shooting.
killed 77 people in help manage the crisis that has looded Putin knows that Syria will never again
2011, is suing the Europe with refugees. Both sides might be governed as a single country. That doesnt
state on the grounds beneit. The Russian government draws matter to Russia, which will keep access to air
that his solitary half its revenue from the sale of oil and gas, and naval bases, and Putin got out before the
confinementin a
three-room suite with a
and oil prices will almost certainly remain costs of the conlict could become prohibitive.
PlayStation, television low for some time. If Russia could help Putin has recast himself again, this time as a
and treadmillviolates Europe by stabilizing Syria, Putin probably self-conident and independent actorand
his human rights. reasoned, the E.U. might lift sanctions, one the West can still do business with.

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Machines beating mankind


In a milestone for AI, a Google program beat South Korean grand master
Lee Sedol at the strategy game Go (left) on March 15. But machines
PARENTING have been mastering board games since the 1970s. Tara John
On March 13, Japans
Prime Minister Shinzo BACKGAMMON CHECKERS CHESS
Abe announced the A program called Chinook became the IBMs Deep Blue
BKG 9.8 became irst program to win a computer defeated
creation of 500,000
the irst to defeat a world championship grand master Garry
new day-care slots Kasparov in a highly
human in a board against humans
by the end of 2017 in 1994 when publicized 1997
in response to a blog game in 1979 when
opponent Marion tournament. The
post in which a mother it beat then world Russian won the
Tinsley withdrew
claimed she would have champion Luigi Villa because of illness. irst game, drew in
G E T T Y I M A G E S (4)

to leave her job to care in a 7-1 match. Its The program the next three and
for her child. The post creator said the vic- retained its title forfeited his last
went viral, sparking tory was due to luck. a year later. after 19 moves.
protests and petitions.
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football and brain trauma 8 13.8 7.2
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linebacker for the New York Giants, heard RUBIO
ANNOUNCED
The retirement of
NASA astronaut
that an NFL oicial had acknowledged, for
the irst time, a link between football and 3 39.7 8.3
Scott Kelly, who the degenerative brain disease chronic trau-
spent a total matic encephalopathy (CTE), he felt vin-
of 520 days in KASICH
dicated. Carson, who was diagnosed with
space, including
a yearlong stint
aboard the
postconcussion syndrome in 1990, has long
argued that football contributed to his con-
1 12.9 2.8
International dition. This is what players have been wait-
Space Station. ing for, he says. Just tell the truth. BUSH

SIGNED
By Governor
The truth hurts. A Boston University
neuropathologist who examined the brains 0 78.4 3.2
Kate Brown, a of 94 exNFL players found 90 showed signs
bill that makes of CTE. Asked at a congressional hearing on CHRISTIE
Oregon the irst
state to remove
coal from its
March 14 whether theres a link between foot-
ball and brain diseases like CTE, Jef Miller,
NFL executive vice president of health and
0 17.9 3.6
energy supply.
Under the new safety policy, could no longer punt the ques-
law, coal would tion away. The answer to that question is CARSON
be phased out
through 2030.
certainly yes. Admitting the obvious is easy.
Now the NFL can tackle the real challenge:
0 3.7 0.01
making football safer. SEAN GREGORY
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Sales of consumer drones have grown from nearly nothing several years ago to
$1.6 billion globally, according to research irm Gartner. But most models are aimed
at enthusiasts with some previous lying experience. To reach the mainstream,
manufacturers say, keeping a drone in the air has to be as easy as working a smartphone.
In early March, DJI, which makes the industrys most popular model, began
selling the irst consumer drone that can detect and dodge obstructions. Chip giant
Intels technology will bring similar capabilities to some
models later this year. And startup Skydio, which recently
raised $25 million in funding, makes software aimed at
preventing drone crashes. These systems, as they become
safer and more aware of their environment, will get more
intelligent, says Anil Nanduri, vice president of Intels
New Technology Group.
DJI equips its copter with two technologies to make
this possible: vision and machine learning. The former
consists of multiple cameras, while the latter lets
drones learn new concepts, like what a person looks like, with little human input.
Making all this afordable is the biggest challenge, according to Paul Pan, a DJI
senior product manager.
Safety measures are key as the Federal Aviation Administration mulls rules for
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GREECE

Refugees brave
the waters in
search of asylum
in Europe
THE RIVER AT THE NORTHERN
edge of Greece wasnt deep, but it
was swift enough to drag a person
down into its currents. So Amal
Mesaid, a refugee from the Syrian
city of Daraa, held her three young
children close as they stood on the
bank. Around them, hundreds of ref-
ugees were fording the river on foot
as they tried to make their way into
Macedoniaand, they hoped, on-
ward to asylum in Germany.
All of them would fail in the at-
tempt, which was among the most
desperate of Europes refugee cri-
sis. Since the nations to the north of
Greece essentially shut their borders
to migrants at the end of February,
more than 10,000 of them have been
stuck at the muddy camp of Ido-
meni, living in makeshift tents. On
March 14, about a thousand refugees
stopped waiting and marched for
about four hours toward a stretch of
the border where there was no fence
to block their way.
The Macedonian military was
waiting for them there. Soldiers ap-
prehended the refugees as they
walked across the border and, by
morning, had sent them back to
Greece. But that isnt likely to stop
them. We have nothing to go back
to, Mesaid said after wading across
the river. Im sorry, but we have
no choice but to move ahead how-
ever we can. Clutching her hand,
her youngest child, 4-year-old Fida,
was shivering as he wept. But at
least for the moment, they were safe.
SIMON SHUSTER/IDOMENI

Scores of migrants ford a river in


northern Greece, seeking to cross over
into neighboring Macedonia
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Thanks to new technology, health oicials are inding food-borne outbreaks faster than ever before

PUBLIC HEALTH IF THE LATEST HEADLINES ARE ANY outbreaks are identiiedand the pub-
indication, its never been more dan- lic notiiedhas risen dramatically,
Why the gerous to eat out in America. Since the thanks to sophisticated advances in
rise in food- summer of 2015, Chipotle has been
weathering a food-safety nightmare,
the governments pathogen-tracking
system, called PulseNet. Now the
poisoning with hundreds of customers infected
with norovirus, salmonella and E. coli
system can take advantage of whole-
genome sequencing to get more ac-
reports is after eating at the Tex-Mex chain. curate DNA ingerprints of microbes.
Meanwhile, in early March, Starbucks That allows experts to identify out-
actually a recalled some of its breakfast sand- breaks quicker because they can con-
good thing wiches because of possible contamina-
tion with listeria. Recent months have
nect individual food-poisoning cases
that stem from the same source. The
By Alexandra Siferlin also seen massive recalls of contami- implications are signiicant not just for
nated pistachios, packaged salads, raw consumers eager to avoid the stomach
chicken and more. bug but also for food manufacturers,
Food-borne illness may appear to who face unprecedented scrutiny and
be increasing, but hearing more about possibly severe legal repercussions in
T H E N E W YO R K T I M E S/ R E D U X

it is, in fact, a sign that the food supply food-borne-illness cases.


is getting safer, not more dangerous. Listeria has been in the news
Thats because the speed with which lately because we have been using

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this new system that is helping us ind more cases, BOOK IN BRIEF
and sometimes we ind ones we think we wouldve VERBATIM How companies can
missed before, says Dr. Robert Tauxe, who over- Theres an dowell by doing good
sees food-safety issues at the U.S. Centers for Dis- epidemic in
ease Control and Prevention (CDC). I hope it CONVENTIONAL WISDOM HOLDS THAT
means we will be inding outbreaks while theyre
our country corporations are the enemy of the com-
smaller and stopping them. of girls and mon good, willing to exploit workers
Since PulseNet launched in 1996, health oicials women feeling and pollute the environment if it helps
have been building the national database of mi- bad about their bottom line. But in his new book,
crobes that turn up in food and make people sick. themselves Connect, John Browne (a former BP
Before PulseNet, it could take nearly 40 days to based on what CEO who left before the big spill) ar-
detect an outbreak. For instance, during an E. coli 0.5% of the gues that increas-
outbreak in 1993, over 700 people got sick and four human race ingly the most suc-
died. In a similar outbreak after the introduction of looks like. cessful companies
PulseNet, oicials detected E. coli in under half the are the ones that
MELISSA MCCARTHY,
time, just 44 people got sick, and no one died. In actor, arguing for
keep societys wel-
the 20 years since PulseNets inception, 1 billion lb. more-inclusive beauty fare in mind. Con-
of tainted food has been recalled. standards, especially sider Unilever,
infashion
And that process is getting better all the time. In whose sustainabil-
2015 the CDC used whole-genome sequencing to ity measureslike
igure out the source of a years-long outbreak of lis- reducing water
teria. It was the irst time the agency had identiied use by 32% since
an outbreak of such long duration, with 10 cases 2008helped
spread over ive years. The outbreakwhich killed boost revenues
three peoplestarted with Blue Bell ice cream, of- from 40 billion in 2009 to 48 billion
icials concluded. Until recently, this mystery might in 2014. On the lip side, Volkswagens
have been impossible to solve; some of the reported shares plummeted after news broke
cases date as far back as 2010, and linking those ear- that it had cheated on emissions tests.
lier cases to the 2015 ones would have been much To compete in the modern economy,
harder without the new technology. Browne writes, its not enough to make
It was the whole-genome sequence that tied empty promises. Rather, companies
it all up and gave us the conidence that, boy, this must be far-sighted enough to make
was really happening, says Tauxe. Blue Bell ul- friends before they need them and to
timately recalled its entire product line, and the communicate in a language that exudes
company is reportedly under investigation by the authenticity rather than propaganda.
Department of Justice. SARAH BEGLEY
Blue Bells wasnt the only listeria mystery
solved this way. In September, the CDC used
whole-genome sequencing and information from CHARTOON
PulseNet to identify an outbreak of listeria linked
to soft cheese, which had sickened 30 people. A Elefonts
recent outbreak linked to packaged salads was dis-
covered with the same method in January.
This is all happening as the legal ramiications
of food-safety violations grow more severe. The
U.S. Food and Drug Administration now exerts
more power over food safety, and oicials have
brought criminal charges against executives in-
volved in food-safety scandals. Recently, the CEO
of a peanut-processing company was sentenced to
28 years in prison for his role in an outbreak.
Thats unsettled some food executives, but for
the average American, the more precise tracking
of pathogens and higher legal stakes mean food
M C C A R T H Y: R E U T E R S

will only get safer. The people who make the


food have to do it correctly and do it safely, says
the CDCs Tauxe. I think we will all be healthier
in the future. J O H N AT K I N S O N , W R O N G H A N D S

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GEOGRAPHY Cubetto, a $195 robot and game movegreen for to reach speciic programming
OF GENIUS system designed to spark young forward, red for right destinations (like accessible, says
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Chinas emperor-poets
created a culture of ONE OF THE MOST OUTSPOKEN ADVOCATES that makes life possible for everyone, like
generalists, especially I know for women and girls is actually a man. cooking, cleaning and caring. In developing
in Hangzhou, then one As co-founder of the ONE Campaign, my countries, the gap is even bigger. As a result,
of the worlds biggest,
richest cities. That friend Bono spends a lot of time speaking out women have no time to inish their educa-
led to advances in against global poverty. Together, were tion, learn new skills, open a business or
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from damnation by
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artwork, launching lift themselves and their fami- and redistribute the burden of work
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Leonardo da Vinci. Why? One reason is that if women had time to invest in
SILICON VALLEY breaking out of poverty takes themselves and their ideas, they
The tech hub has timeand thats a resource could transform the world.
become the ultimate women around the world are
talent magnet for short on. On average, women Gates is a businesswoman,
digital disrupters. spend about twice as much time philanthropist and co-founder of the
Sarah Begley
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Even if youve never watched CBSs Late Late Show,
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The This is a testament to how well the 37-year-old British
#BlackLivesMatter comedian understands how to be a late-night host in
activist co-founded 2016. Its not enough, Corden says, to be a white guy
WeTheProtesters.org, in a suit behind a desk, exchanging canned banter with
an online hub and celebrities. Instead, he plays a giddy instigator, pushing
resource center for the celebrities beyond their comfort zone to create the kinds of
movement. Hes also funny, feel-good clips that thrive in the age of YouTube.
running for mayor of his Chief among them is Carpool Karaoke, a semiregular
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If youve come across a Facebook
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post declaring the dawn of a
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media posts, and those of more established outlets
her audience totals like Popular Science (3.2 million)
more than 130 million and the New York Times
across Snapchat, In addition to Adele, (10.9 million). Its goal: to highlight
Facebook, Twitter and Corden has carpool- the lighter side of science
Instagram. karaoked with Justin in an effort to spark peoples
Bieber, Mariah Carey interest. At times, Andrew has
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hes become something like royalty. King Bach commands 15 million empire, including
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VISIT A STEEL MILL AND YOULL HEAR THIS ADMONITION the year. There could be a gusher of en-
from experienced metalworkers: Keep your head on a swivel. ergy bankruptcies unless oil prices rise
Danger, hot and heavy, can arrive from any direction. signiicantly, yet crude inventories are
Thats not a bad way to view investing these days. After vast because Saudi Arabia, Iran, Russia,
a dismal start that initially drained 9% from the S&P 500 in Brazil and Venezuela keep pumping to
January, stocks rallied in early March. The S&P is down just maintain their own economies.
1.37%, and oil bounced up to about $40 a barrel. The U.S. Despite the cushion of a U.S. econ-
economy appears docile: Unemployment is a tolerable 4.9%; omy that relies heavily on consumer
inlation remains tame, leaving the Federal Reserve less likely UPS AND spendingnot exportsthe stock mar-
DOWNS
to raise interest rates this month. GDP growth is bumping ket will be hard-pressed to avoid the
along at 2%, the new normal. collateral damage, according to Gund-
But youd better be ready to duck. Theres a well- lach. He says the risk-reward ratio is
documented tendencycalled recency biasfor investors to 10 to 1, which is incredibly unfavor-
think the future will resemble the recent past. They also pay able. Nor can the Fed be of much
too much attention to their home market. If you look at the help. It already has $2.3 trillion in ex-
U.S. in isolation, you will miss the bigger picture, says Andrew cess depositsmoney no one wants
Cullen, a director at Asianomics, a research irm. The rest of to borrow. Thats true of central banks
the world isnt cooperating. 82% worldwide.
First, consider that the World Bank has lowered its global Percentage
of actively
growth forecast from 3.3% to 2.9%. Then theres China, where managed DONT FEEL DOWN if you ind all this
the governments 7% growth target doesnt seem feasible to large-cap hard to digest. I consult with the sec-
some analysts. Chinese year-over-year imports and exports funds that ond largest hedge fund, and we have 50
are negative. Explain to me how Chinas growing at 7%? said performed Ph.D.s who try to igure this out all the
Jefrey Gundlach, CEO of investment irm DoubleLine Funds, worse than time, notes Tobias Moskowitz, an ex-
the S&P 500
in a recent webcast. China is importing less raw material, which over the past pert on market returns at the University
weighs further on beaten-down commodity prices and on 10 years of Chicagos Booth School of Business.
commodity-dependent economies like Australia and Canada. The scorecard says that in the past two
At the same time, two of its big customers, the euro zone and years, the brainiacs have blown it; the
Japan, keep expanding quantitative easing to stimulate their $39.66 average managed fund underperformed
anemic economies. Thats why some German and Japanese Benchmark the average Jane who kept her money in
price of a
bonds carry negative interest rates. The result: an undeclared barrel of a diversiied portfolio including cash.
currency war in which Europes purchasing power parity rela- crude oil, You cant avoid all the dangers that
tive to China has declined some 20% over the past two years. down 66% lurk in the global economy, but you
Global trade overall is laggingyou can see it in the dis- from its can minimize their impact. Timing any
tressed charter rates for cargo ships. If you are a U.S. company June 2014 market remains a fools game. Another
peak price of
with direct international exposure, your top-line revenue has $115.19 mistake, says Moskowitz, is that when
to be challenged, says Cullen. When the top drops, the bot- a barrel stocks fall, many investors try to regain
tom line usually follows. Increasing wage pressure in the U.S. some sense of control by selling. Thats
(a by-product of lower unemployment) could ding proits even a bad idea because it keeps them from
more. And since stock prices are pegged to future earnings, beneiting from the rebound that will
thats hardly a positive for the market. Since World War II, Cul- eventually follow, as happened after the
lens research inds, a sequential quarterly decline in corporate Great Recession. These are things you
revenues has generally led to a bear market in stocks. really cant do anything about, he says.
It sounds defeatist and pessimistic,
EVEN THE GOOD NEWS has a hollow ring. While Americans but doing something might be the worst
have enjoyed cheap energy and Detroit is selling tons of SUVs, thing. T. Rowe Price notes that less than
domestic oil and gas companies are reaching a breaking point. 2% of its 401(k)-plan participants made
Theyve borrowed large amounts of money, debt that sits on any moves during the January rout. The
the balance sheet of banks like Bank of America. Its no co- safest move, in other words, may be no
incidence that BofAs stock is down 19% since the beginning of move at all.
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she means by that. She said she couldnt


To take out Donald Trump, speak in poetry the way her husband
Hillary Clinton must first stop THE COMING and Barack Obama can. True dat, but
FIGHT poetry is only the beginning of Clintons
acting like a politician deiciencies. Indeed, her real problem
By Joe Klein Im not a
is that shes too much of a politician.
natural She still speaks like politicians did 20
THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE 2016 politician, years ago, when her husband was Presi-
presidential campaign was asked by an Indian-American incase you dent. This year, the candidates who have
doctor and poet named Amit Majmudar in a Democratic havent seemed the most appealingTrump,
forum on March 13. It was so important that the moderator, noticed, like Sanders, John Kasichdont use the
Jake Tapper, had Dr. Majmudar repeat it to both Hillary my husband oratorical switchbacks that have been
or President
Clinton and Bernie Sanders. The doctor said his family was beaten to death since John F. Kennedy:
Obama.
afraid of Donald Trump. I am going to have one mission SoIhave a We need a uniter, not a divider. They
heading to the ballot box, which is to keep him out of oice, view that I also, sadly, dont take carefully nuanced
he announced. Leaving aside the negative rhetoric and just have to positions. Asked about fracking in her
attack ads, none of which have worked so far, can you share do the best Flint, Mich., debate with Sanders, Clin-
with us three speciic points of your anti-Trump game plan? Ican. ton split hairs with a microlaser, leaving
Sanders response was very Bernie: Trump was a pathologi- HILLARY everyone confused. Sanders simply said,
cal liar and a billionaire. But Clintons was borderline weird, CLINTON I do not support fracking.
March 9
and now that she has reinforced her status as the likely Demo- Clinton no doubt assumes that
cratic nominee, it bears some scrutiny. She began with the Trump will come after her personally
spurious argument that shed received 600,000 more votes I have not and that her thick skin will protect her.
than Trump in the primaries. Then she tried the victim-martyr started on But heres an easy one: What if Trump
route: The Republicans have been after me for 25 years, she Hillary yet. raises her husbands deplorable
said to applause from the faithful. And there isnt anything Believe me, Sanders descriptionexploitation of
they havent already said about me. And in the course of deal- Iwill start Monica Lewinsky directly in a debate?
soon.
ing with all of this incoming ire from them, I have developed a Will she have the jujitsu cool to respond,
pretty thick skin. Then she made an oblique threat: that there DONALD Deplorable? Hell yeah. Thats why he
TRUMP
were other arguments against Trumpthe product of opposi- March 3
slept on the couch for six months?
tion research, she impliedthat she was holding in reserve.
Im not going to spill the beans right now, she said. THERE IS AN ODD new law of U.S. poli-
Her inal Trump card was foreign policy experience. tics: You can lie, as Trump does all the
She said that leaders of other countries had contacted her time, egregiously, but you cant tempo-
privately to say they hoped shed winan argument with less rize. You cant avoid a position on the XL
than zero impact on most American voters. She concluded, pipeline or the Trans-Paciic trade deal,
more relevantly, by contrasting her knowledge of the world as Clinton tried to do in the campaign.
with Trumps bombast and inexperience. You cant try to please too many people
I called Dr. Majmudar the next day and asked if he was sat- too much of the time. Raising your voice
isied with the response. He wasnt. He said both Sanders and to make a pointwhich Clinton does all
Clinton were hewing to political techniques that have been the time, disastrously, because it seems
inefectual so far. He said the idea that you could expose such a conscious actwont get you
Trump was futile: He gets exposed every few days, and anywhere unless youre really angry.
it hasnt worked so far. And Clintons notion that the sup- In the end, Im not at all certain that
port of foreign leaders would help her was laughably naive Clinton can beat Trump. He is free-form
because Trumps basic appeal is nativist. The American and anarchic and silly and devastating.
people couldnt depend on inspired leadership, he concluded. She is rote. The answer to Dr. Majmu-
Were going to have to do it ourselves. dars question may involve a simplicity
C H A R L I E N E I B E R G A L L A P

Clinton seems particularly ill equipped for the task. She that eludes her. To beat Trump, she is
is our very own quinoa and kale salad, nutritious but bland. going to have to be patient, digniied,
Worse, shes the human embodiment of the Establishment self-deprecating, utterly factual and
that Trump has been running against. I am not a natural brutally honest (about herself). Poetry
politician, she has admitted, and Tapper asked her what isnt going to work this year.
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The worlds most powerful
tech company is ighting
the FBI on terrorism. Why?
BY LEV GROSSMAN /
CUPERTINO, CALIF.

Apple CEO
Tim Cook works
on an iPad Pro in
his oice at Apples
Cupertino, Calif.,
headquarters
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The day after the massacre in The FBI did ask. We didnt hear anything for
a few days, says Tim Cook, Apples CEO and the
San Bernardino, Calif., where successor to the late Steve Jobs. I think it was
Saturday before we were contacted. We have a desk,
SyedRizwan Farook and Tashfeen if you will, set up to take requests from government.
Its set up 24/7not as a result of this, its been going
Malik shot to death 14 people for a whileand the call came in to that desk, and
they presented us with a warrant as it relates to this
and wounded 22 others at a speciic phone.
At 55, Cook is wiry and silver-haired, with an
holiday luncheon for the county Alabama accent that he has carefully transplanted
to Silicon Valley. We spoke in his oice at Apples
department of public health, an headquarters in Cupertinothe address, famously,
FBI Evidence Response Team is 1 Ininite Loop. Its a modest oice, an askew
trapezoid, almost ostentatiously unostentatious,
descended on the couples with a few framed Think Diferent posters on the
walls, some arty photographs of Apple stores and a
townhouse in nearby Redlands. large wooden plaque with a quote from Theodore
Roosevelt on it (the daring greatly one). Jobs oice
is next door. Its dark, with curtains drawn, but the
They recovered, among other things, 12 pipe bombs, nameplate is still there.
thousands of rounds of ammunition of several To be clear: Apple complied with, and actively
diferent calibers, and three cell phones: two from a assisted, the FBIs investigation, right up until it
dumpster behind the townhouse and one from the didnt. There was plenty of cordial back-and-forth,
center console of a black Lexus IS 300 parked outside. exchanges of information and know-how. We gave
The two phones in the trash had been crushed by them some unsolicited advicewe said, take the
the terrorists, but for whatever reasonmaybe an phone to the home or apartment and power it, plug it
oversight, maybe there was nothing useful on it, who in and let it back up. And as it turned out, they came
knowsthe third phone was intact. It was placed in back and said, Well, that didnt work. It emerged
the care of the Orange County Regional Computer that resetting the iCloud password had been a seri-
Forensics Laboratory. When investigators booted it ous tactical error: they couldve gotten the phone to
upit was an iPhone 5c running iOS 9, on the Verizon make a fresh backup of itself automatically, but once
network, serial number FFMNQ3MTG2DJthe you change the iCloud password, it wont back itself
phone asked them for a four-digit pass code. up without the pass code.
What followed was like a kids game of fortunately- Thats when the FBI made a further request: O.K.,
unfortunately. Unfortunately, they didnt have the Apple didnt have the pass code, but maybe it could
pass code, and the person who did was dead. (Farook code up a new version of iOS 9 without the 10-guess
and Malik were killed in a shoot-out with police a limit (and without enforced pauses between guesses,
few hours after the attack.) They could have tried another security measure) and then persuade the San
to guess it, but the phone was set up to erase itself Bernardino phone to install it? A four-digit pass code
after 10 wrong guesses. Fortunately, the phone was has only 10,000 possibilities. The FBI could brute-
Farooks work phone, so technically it belonged to force that in a day and everybody could go home.
San Bernardino County. Unfortunately, the county Inside Apple this idea is nicknamed, not afection-
didnt have the pass code either, nor did it have the ately, GovtOS. We had long discussions about that
password for the iCloud account associated with internally, when they asked us, Cook says. Lots of
the phone, which in the Apple security ecosystem people were involved. It wasnt just me sitting in a
is diferent from the phones pass code. room somewhere deciding that way, it was a labored
But the county did have the power to reset the decision. We thought about all the things you would
iCloud password, which it did. That iCloud account think we would think about. The decision, when it
turned out to contain several full, unencrypted came, was no.
backups of the phone. Unfortunately, Farook hadnt Cook actually thought that might be the end of
backed up his phone to iCloud since Oct. 19, so the it. It wasnt: on Feb. 16 the FBI both escalated and
data was out of date. Further misfortune: not all the went public, obtaining a court order from a federal
information on an iPhone is necessarily included in judge that required Apple to create GovtOS under
a backup. something called the All Writs Act. Cook took
All that data was still on the phone, but encrypted deep, Alabaman umbrage at the manner in which
with a pass code that nobody had. Not even, amaz- he learned about the court order, which was in the
ingly, the company that made the phone: Apple. press: If Im working with you for several months
44 TIME March 28, 2016
on things, if I have a relationship with you, and to pry into their citizens secrets. To invent
I decide one day Im going to sue you, Im a what they want me to invent, Cook says, puts
country boy at the end of the day: Im going to millions of people at risk.
pick up the phone and tell you Im going to sue To be clear, Cook doesnt mean people are at
you. risk of having their nude selies put online. He
It also wasnt lost on Cook that the FBI chose TIME: sees the risks of hacking as real, real enough to
not to ile the order under seal: if Apple wasnt Do you think weigh against the nightmare of a possible terror-
going to help with a case of domestic terrorism, the FBI ist attack. Its not that one side has life and one
the FBI wanted Apple to do it under the full glare intentionally side is your inancial information or your photo
of public opinion. chose a case or whatever, he says. Think about something
that was very that happens to the infrastructure, where theres
THE SPECTACLE OF APPLE, the most admired emotional, a a power-grid issue. Think about the people who
company in the world, refusing to aid the FBI case that would are on a medical device that depends on electric-
in a domestic-terrorism investigation has make this the ity . . . these arent fantasy things by any means.
inlamed public passions in a way that, its safe hardest version (He also doesnt think that GovtOS would help
to say, nothing involving encryption algorithms of the debate? the FBI much anyway, but more on that later.)
and the All Writs Act ever has before. Donald The FBI has argued that the new code could be
Trump asked, Who do they think they are? and COOK: tailored to just that one phone in particular, but
called for a boycott of Apple. A Florida sherif They picked a modifying the code to attack other phones would
said he would lock the rascal up, the rascal case to pursue be relatively simple. Apple also maintains (and
meaning Cook. Even President Obama, whose they felt had the FBI has as good as conceded) that this case
relations with the technorati of Silicon Valley the strongest isnt a one-of: it will set a legal precedent. And
have historically been warm, spoke out about the possibility of even if Apple deleted the tool as soon as the FBI
issue at South by Southwest: Its fetishizing our winning. Is was done with it, there would be a line around
phones above every other value. And that cant there some- the block of district attorneys clutching iPhones
be the right answer. thing on the in evidence baggies demanding that Apple write
As against that, Apple has been smothered in phone? I dont it all over again. Its not about one phone, Cook
amicus briefs from technology irms supporting think anybody says. Its very much about the future. You have
its position, including AT&T, Airbnb, eBay, Kick- really knows. a guy in Manhattan saying, Ive got 175 phones
starter, LinkedIn, Reddit, Square, Twitter, Cisco, that I want to take through this process. (The
Snapchat, WhatsApp and every one of its big- guy in question being New York County district
<>
gest, bitterest rivals: Amazon, Facebook, Google attorney Cyrus Vance, who did in fact say that.)
and Microsoft. Zeid Raad al-Hussein, the U.N. This is the technical argument. Apples legal
High Commissioner for Human Rights, spoke TIME: argument in the case hinges on the interpreta-
out in Apples defense. So did retired general If the courts tion of the All Writs Act, which is something of
Michael Hayden, former head of both the NSA rule against a catchall: it authorizes federal courts to issue
and the CIA. The notoriously hawkish Sena- you, how bad all writs necessary or appropriate in aid of their
tor Lindsey Graham, who started out lambast- will that be for respective jurisdictions and agreeable to the us-
ing Apple, switched sides after a brieing on the Apple as a ages and principles of law. Apples lawyers argue
matter. Steve Dowling, Apples vice president of business? that to compel the company to write, test, debug,
communications, showed me a check for $100 deploy and document the necessary software
that somebody sent to support the worlds most COOK: would be excessively burdensome and exceed the
valuable technology company in its legal ight. Going against bounds of the All Writs Act. (This isnt the irst
(Apple didnt cash it.) us means likely time Apple has been on the business end of the
You can see what the fuss is about. The optics banning, All Writs Act, by a long chalk. In October a similar
of Apples decision are pretty terrible, and the limiting or case came up in Brooklyn involving a meth dealer
reasons for it arent obvious or simple. The forcing back who claimed to have forgotten his iPhone pass
main reason is technical: if Apple created what doors for code, and Apple made a similar argument. On
amounts to a tool for cracking open iPhones, [everyone]. I Feb. 29 the judge ruled in Apples favor, though
Cook argues (and security experts tend to agree), think its bad for that ruling has no legal bearing on the San Ber-
and that tool got out into the wild, through America, really nardino case.) Apple also loated a slightly more
hacking or carelessness, the security of every bad for fanciful claim to the efect that compelling Apple
iPhone everywhere would be compromised. America. engineers to write code they objected to would
This is not an unlikely scenario: code, like the violate their First Amendment rights.
dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, often inds a way to But these arguments are just the legal and
get free. Under this scenario, GovtOS would be technical shadows cast by another, larger one,
the holy grail for hackers everywhere and a gift which is that people have a right to privacy,
to authoritarian governments willing and eager and devices like the iPhone, with which we live
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on terms of unprecedented intimacy, provide the means to protect it, from hackers and thieves
both hackers and law enforcement with a way but also from the government?
of invading that privacy like never before. Oddly enough, this particular ight has
Encryption is the only possible countermeasure. actually been fought before, more than 20 years
When I think of civil liberties, I think of the ago, in what is known as the Crypto Wars. In
founding principles of this country, Cook says. 1993, jittery in the face of the growing power
The freedoms that are in the First Amendment, of encryption, the White House announced
but also the fundamental right to privacy. And a device called the Clipper Chip that would
the way that we simply see this is, if this All Writs encrypt digital communications while allowing
Act can be used to force us to do something that the government to keep a key. Needless to say,
would make millions of people vulnerable, then the industry resisted the Clipper Chip on any
you can begin to ask yourself, If that can happen, TIME: number of grounds, including the fact that it
what else can happen? In the next Senate you Do you find it would render American-made communications
might say, Well, maybe it should be a surveillance odd to be thrust technology distinctly unattractive to foreign
OS. Maybe law enforcement would like the into the role of buyers. By 1996 it was efectively dead, and by
ability to turn on the camera on your Mac. weighing 2000 the government had thrown up its hands
Its an argument in favor not just of privacy questions of at the whole quixotic business of trying to
but of a new kind of privacy, one forced on us by public and legislate encryption.
the utterly changed nature of the technological Strong encryption remained the exception
private security,
environment we now live in. Device by device, rather than the rule, even as American cybersur-
right and
service by service, we have built over the past veillance ramped up in the wake of Sept. 11. But
decade a world in which an amazing amount of
wrong? by 2011 law enforcement was getting concerned
what we do is recorded by our personal devices: again about its practical ability to monitor elec-
our social lives, our health, our money, what we COOK: tronic communications. The FBIs general coun-
watch, who we talk to, where we go, what we look Yes, it feels very sel described them as going dark, a phrase that
at. Ten years ago, if I went for a jog, any and all uncomfortable has become something of a rallying cry.
information relating to that jog would evaporate in some ways. After the Edward Snowden revelations in
as soon as it happened. It would go uncaptured. Fighting the 2013, some technology companies began inte-
Now that information is not only preserved government is grating encryption more tightly and seamlessly
where I went, how far I went, how fast I went, not a thing we into their products and enabling it as the de-
what I listened to, what my heart rate wasit choose to do. fault settingApples iOS 8, released in 2014,
gets uploaded to the cloud and propagated across America is was a watershed in that respect. Googles next
my social networks. always release of Android did the same. There were al-
The legal scholars Peter Swire and Kenesa stronger when ready rumblings about encryption legislation
Ahmad have coined a phrase for this: the Golden we do things long before lightning struck in San Bernardino.
Age of Surveillance. Idly and thoughtlessly, together. In my Last year, the Washington Post quoted an email
purely because we like the little conveniences view, the from Robert S. Litt, second general counsel in the
and personal services that smart devices give us, right approach Oice of the Director of National Intelligence,
we have comprehensively bugged ourselves but here is for which speculated, presciently, that the general
good. Devices like Amazons Alexa or Samsungs technology and climate for such legislation could turn in the
smart TVs or even Mattels Hello Barbie not intelligence to event of a terrorist attack or criminal event where
only monitor the conversation around them but talk about the strong encryption can be shown to have hindered
stream it to the cloud to be run through speech- things we can law enforcement. And here we are.
recognition algorithms. They listen and report. do [together].
George Orwell knew mass surveillance would LAW ENFORCEMENT has long been accustomed
invade our homes. The twist he didnt see coming to obtaining warrants to search almost anything
was that it wasnt Big Brother who would do it. it wants, subject to the limits spelled out in the
We did it to ourselves. It wasnt very long ago Fourth Amendment. (Thats the one about
when you wouldnt even think about there being unreasonable searches and seizures.) But
health information on the smartphone, Cook encryption creates a new kind of warrant-
says. Theres inancial information. Theres proof space, a virtual bolt-hole in which private
your conversations, theres business secrets. citizens can put the vast amounts of sensitive
Theres probably more information about you on personal data they generate. Its still accessible
here than exists in your home. The question is, to law enforcement in theory, but in practice its
now that we have this deeply, richly, intimately impenetrable without a pass code.
installed new surveillance infrastructure, should FBI Director James Comey put this new
Big Brother be allowed to access it? And if so, predicament starkly in a congressional hearing
when and how? Or should private citizens have on the San Bernardino case in February. Law
46 TIME March 28, 2016
enforcement, which Im part of, really does save because theyre pretty smart, and Apple doesnt
peoples lives, rescue kids, rescue neighbor- Cook once faced own encryption.
hoods from terrorists, he said. And we do that questions about In other words, GovtOS wouldnt help much,
a whole lot through court orders that are search his ability to because theres no legislating away encryption.
warrants. And we do it a whole lot through search extend Jobs The bad guys will remain encrypted as ever, no
warrants of mobile devices. So were gonna move winning streak. matter what. The Internet doesnt have bound-
to a world where that is not possible anymore? He put those aries, Cook says. You can wind up getting an
The world will not end, but it will be a diferent concerns to rest app from Eastern Europe or Russia or wher-
world than where we are today and where we before Apples ever, it doesnt matter which country, just out-
were in 2014. current ight with side the United States. And that app would give
Comey, who declined to be interviewed on the FBI took form you end-to-end encryption. Sure, you might
this subject, has framed the conlict as a choice get the data of Farooks phone, but thats the
between privacy and security, a zero-sum trade- last one youd get. Then youre back where you
of. If it were that simple, Apple would have a started, except worse of, because everybody
steep battle indeed: whatever beneits we get elses crypto is now more vulnerable, with their
from encryption would have to be weighed data ripe for the pillaging. Youre only punish-
against the possibility of lives lost to acts of ter- ing the good guys.
rorism. But Cook latly rejects this view as a red The stakes are rising on both sides. In 2015
herring. I think its very simplistic and incor- alone, the federal Oice of Personnel Manage-
rect, he says. Because the reality is, lets say ment was hacked to the tune of 22 million per-
MICHELE ASSELIN FOR TIME

you just pulled encryption. Lets you and I ban it sonal records; hackers released 32 million ac-
tomorrow. And so we sit in Congress and we say, counts from AshleyMadison.com, a site that
Thou shalt not have encryption. What happens facilitates adultery; and Anthem, the IRS and
then? Well, I would argue that the bad guys will the director of the CIA got hit as well. Think
use encryption from non-American companies, about the things that are on peoples phones,
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Cook says. Their kids locations are on there. let Jony Ive loose on that thing, get it milled to
You can see scenarios that are not far-fetched the proper tolerances, upgrade it to a respectable
at all where you can take down power grids by level of precision.)
going through a smartphone. This isnt entirely Whether it will or wont be decided by courts
speculative: in December somebody managed is an open question. The FBI, in a series of in-
to take down part of the power grid in western creasingly strident court ilings, has accused
Ukraine, leaving 230,000 people without elec- Apple of undermining the very institutions
tricity. We think the government should be that are best able to safeguard our liberty and
pushing for more encryption, he says. That our rights: the courts, the Fourth Amendment,
its a great thing. You know, its like the sun and long-standing precedent and venerable laws, and
the air and the water. TIME: the democratically elected branches of govern-
Except that it protects terrorists as well as When Donald ment. It has also threatened, not very subtly,
good guys. We get that, Cook says. But you Trump calls for to unleash a nuclear option: subpoena the iOS
dont take away the good for that sliver of bad. a boycott of source code and Apples private electronic sig-
Weve never been about that as a country. We Apple products, nature, the certiicate with which it identiies its
make that decision every day, right? There are do you think code as valid to its devices, which is the software
some times that freedom of speech, we might thats because equivalent of the secret name of God.
cringe a little when we hear that person saying he doesnt As for Cooks talk about privacy and civil lib-
this and wish they wouldnt. This, to us, is like understand the erties, the FBI dismisses it as marketing. Its
that. Its at the core of who we are as a country. arguments fair to say that emotions are running high on both
youre making? sides. Do I like their tactics? Cook says. No,
ENCRYPTION IS ONE OF THOSE technological I dont. Im seeing the government apparatus in
realities that are so ubiquitous and powerful that COOK: a way Ive never seen it before. Do I like ind-
they alter political realitiesit has a whif of rev- I havent talked ing out from the press about it? No, I dont think
olution about it. It changes the balance of power to him, so I dont its professional. Do I like them talking about or
between government and governed. know what he lying about our intentions? No. Im ofended by
Apple isnt in the business of revolution, or thinks. The way it. Deeply ofended by it.
not that kind anyway. Cooks emphasis is on the I look at it is, To be sure, Cook has been positioning Apple
extent to which encryption protects your data Apple is this as a defender of personal privacy for some time
from the bad guys, the hackers and other male- great American now, at the expense of several of his key rivals
factors, rather than from law enforcementbut company that Cook is fond of pointing out that Apples business
at the same time he does convey a certain leeri- could have only model doesnt involve harvesting and mining its
ness about the governments unseemly eagerness users data the way that, say, Google, Facebook
happened here.
to get at personal information. Im the FedEx and Amazon do. (At Apple a lack of interest in
We see it as our
guy, Cook says. Im taking your package and customer information is practically gospelJobs
responsibility to
Im delivering it. He doesnt want Apple to be used to claim that Apple didnt even use focus
in the position of storing messages for the gov-
stand up on groups.) Cooks stance is also of a piece with
ernment to read. Im not saying that from a
something like Apples well-known obsession with top-down
cost point of view or anything else, Im saying it
this and speak control of every detail of its products. For the
from an ethics and values point of view. You dont up for all these government to come in and get its grubby, inky
want me to hold all that stuf. Right? I think you people that are federal ingers on Apples perfect gleaming code
guys should have a reasonable expectation that thinking what must be excruciating at 1 Ininite Loop.
your communication is private. were thinking
He also points out that the All Writs Act doesnt but dont have ITS IRONIC THAT Cooks tough stand on pri-
specify what kinds of criminal investigations it the voice. vacy has forced him further into the spotlight.
applies to. This case was domestic terrorism, By nature hes as intensely private as the CEO
but a diferent court might view that robbery is To read the full of Apple can be. It also represents another step
interview with
one. A diferent one might view that a tax issue Tim Cook, go to in a curious trend that has Silicon Valley engi-
is one. A diferent one might view that a divorce time.com/cook neers increasingly acting like statesmen and
issue would be O.K. And so we saw this huge policymakers, taking positions and making de-
thing opening and thought, You know, if this is cisions on political and social issues. As more
where were going, somebody should pass a law and more of our social and cultural fabric gets
that makes it very clear what the boundaries are. integrated into the Internet, power over that
This thing shouldnt be done court by court by fabric is being siphoned of, through mysteri-
court by court. (Cook cant completely conceal ous cross-country subterranean channels, from
his irritation at the un-Apple-ish vagueness of Washington to Northern California. Were
the All Writs Act: You can tell it was written in this bizarre position where were defend-
over 200 years ago. As if to say, they ought to ing the civil liberties of the country against the
48 TIME March 28, 2016
government, Cook says. I mean, I never ex- itself? Which, by the way, 10 years ago didnt
pected to be in this position. The government even exist? Going darkthis is a crock,
should always be the one defending civil liber- <The Debate> Cook says. No ones going dark. I mean really,
ties, and yet theres a role reversal here. I still For a range of its fair to say that if you send me a message
feel like Im in another world, that Im in this opinions, visit and its encrypted, they cant get that without
time.com/apple-fbi
bad dream. going to you or to me, unless one of us has
Cook is doing his best to wake up. He says it in our cloud at this point. But we shouldnt
he doesnt actually want to make this decision. all be ixated just on whats not available. We
What hes pushing for is to get it out of the hands should take a step back and look at the total
of a judge and into Congress; a commission could thats available, because theres a mountain of
study the issue and presumably propose some information about us.
sensible laws to clarify it. We see that this is our Its slightly exasperated tone aside, this
moment to stand up and say, Stop and force a di- I stand with Apple, argument echoes the indings of a report
alogue, he says. Theres been too many times and stand up for published in February by Harvards Berkman
that government is just so strong and so power- civil rights. Center for Internet & Society and signed by
ful and so loud that they really just limit or they The Rev. Jesse Jackson
an impressive roster of legal and security
dont hear the discourse. He stresses that what- professionals. The report points out that there are
ever the outcome, when the law is handed down, powerful trends at work that balance the spread
Apple will follow it. of encryption: the prevalence of business models
In the meantime, product development in that rely on mining users data; the growth of
Cupertino will continue to race ahead at the cloud computing, which puts data on central
speed of technology, which is considerably servers that are more easily accessible; and the
faster than that of congressional commissions. Refusing to help proliferation of networked devices referred to
It has been reportedthough not conirmed law enforcement collectively as the Internet of Things. These
that Apple is evolving a version of the iPhone are prime mechanisms for surveillance, the
that even it couldnt crack, not even with the
and the intelligence report says, alternative vectors for information-
help of GovtOS. Its theoretically possible: if, community risks gathering that could more than ill many of the
just for example, the 10-guess requirement in the safety of gaps left behind by sources that have gone dark
iOS 9 could be incorporated into the phones Americans. so much so that they raise troubling questions
hardware, rather than its software, then even Senator Dianne Feinstein and about how exposed to eavesdropping the general
modifying the operating system wouldnt get Representative Pete Aguilar public is poised to become.
rid of it. No one talks about future products In fact, we seem to be going through two
at Appleto do so would bring the ghost of equal and opposite crises at the same time,
Jobs howling back from Silicon Valhalla depending on who you listen to. On the one
but Cook says nothing that makes me think hand were going dark, and on the other were
its not going to happen. I would never do giving away our privacy left and right. These
what youre saying with the intention of doing are local efects that need to be integrated into a
that, is how he puts it. Our intention is never bigger picture. Bottom line: the Internet is a vast,
anything to do with government. Its to protect Writing computer messy, porous place, and that same messiness
people. Is it a consequence of it? Yes, I mean, code is protected that makes encryption impossible to regulate
over time you do more and more and more. by the First also means that however strong and seamless
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Thats the road weve been on for a decade. Amendment. and pervasive encryption gets, it can only ever
The efect would be to render controversies cover a fraction of the data that lows out of us
Cindy Cohn, executive
like the present one moot and remove director, Electronic Frontier all day, every day.
Apple from the legal equation completely, Foundation The next round in the shoving match
bootstrapping it out like the Lorax. between Apple and the FBI is set for March 22,
Cook also suggests that with all those huge when both sides will appear at a hearing in
invisible billowing clouds of data we leave federal court in Riverside, Calif. Sooner or later,
behind everywhere we go, the encrypted data all that shoving will have to yield to a delicate
on phones just isnt that big a deal anymore. balance, one that takes into account the
Law enforcement shouldnt be whining about realities of what encryption is and what it isnt,
iPhones; it should be rolling around in all Apple will protect and leaves us with a legal framework strong and
the other free information that criminals its brand more clear enough to spare us from having to reight
and terrorists are spewing through social than our safety the Crypto Wars a third time. You know as well
networks and Nest thermostats, surveillance and security. as I do, sometimes the way we get somewhere,
cameras and Hello Barbies. Apple even has our journey is very ugly, Cook says. But Im
Senator Tom Cotton
the keys to iCloud backups, which are readily a big optimist that we ultimately arrive at the
subpoenable, so why get hung up on the device right thing.
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WORLD
AS MASS MEDIA MINISTER,
MIKHAIL LESIN, RIGHT,
BRIEFS VLADIMIR PUTIN AT
THE KREMLIN IN 2000

P H O T O - I L L U S T R AT I O N S B Y T I M E
A BLOW TO
THE HEAD
THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF A RUSSIAN MOGUL
COULD LEAD BACK TO PUTINS COURT
BY SIMON SHUSTER

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The Russian phrase of the Russian newspaper Kommersant.
He would fall down and accidentally
hurt himself, including in fairly serious
vsyo mogu!I can do ways. Citing the Russian Foreign Min-
istry and other agencies as his sources,
anything!was practically Vasiliev said Lesin went on a 24-hour
bender at the Dupont Circle Hotel be-
a motto for Mikhail Lesin. fore being found belligerently drunk
on the evening of Nov. 4 by a security
He irst announced it to guard. Having failed to put Lesin to bed,
Vasiliev said, the guard left him alone to
sleep it of. Maids found his body on the
an interviewer in 2003, loor the next morning.
Reached by TIME, hotel management
when he was serving as said it had no comments whatsoever on
the matter, and declined TIMEs request
the propaganda chief to to speak with the security staf. But the
version of events Vasiliev oferedwhile
President Vladimir Putin. consistent with Lesins history of heavy
drinkingdid little to calm the theories
of foul play that emerged right after he
died in November.
On Nov. 8, another one of Lesins old
associates, the German-born Russian
It captured the indestructible ambition federal law enforcements interest in businessman Alfred Koch, posed a curi-
that took him out of the steppes of Mon- Lesin. In 2014, U.S. Senator Roger Wicker ous question on his Facebook page: How
golia, where he started out working in called on the Justice Department to open could the Russian embassy have known
construction, and brought him to the a money-laundering and corruption the cause of death before the medical ex-
heights of power in Moscow as a media probe into Lesin. FBI oicials say there aminer? Why did the embassy want ev-
mogul and mouthpiece of the state. Lesin is no ongoing investigation in that matter. erybody to think it was a heart attack?
stayed at the top for nearly two decades, On March 11 White House spokesperson wrote Koch, who served as Russias Dep-
impressive longevity in the Kremlin, Josh Earnest said that the FBI was in- uty Prime Minister in the 1990s.
where politics are played for keeps. But volved with the investigation into Lesins Lesin had intimate knowledge of the
his sudden death four months ago in a death. But on March 15, the White House Kremlins inancial dealings from his long
hotel room in Washington, D.C., at age 57 said that Earnest misspoke and that the association with Putin, says Kirill Petrov,
demonstrated that the master showman FBI was not involved in the case, which is a Moscow political consultant who stud-
wasnt as invincible as he liked to let on. being handled by the local police depart- ies Russias ruling elites. He had moved
Russian authorities claimed after Le- ment in Washington, D.C. to the periphery in recent years, but he
sins death that he had died of a heart at- was still close to some very important
tack. But on March 10, the chief medi- LESINS RELATIVES havent commented people. When the Justice Department
cal examiner of Washington announced on the medical examiners report. Echo- referred the inancial investigation to the
that the cause of death was actually blunt ing the Russian authorities, his family re- FBI in 2014, Lesin said he was worried,
force trauma to the head. The medical portedly said in November that Lesin had and not only for himself. Im not calm
examiner also revealed that Lesins body died of a heart attack. about whats happened for one simple
had apparently been pummeled, with in- Thats diicult to square with the med- reason, he conided to the Russian edi-
juries to his arms, legs, neck and torso. ical examiners report, which showed tion of Forbes in August 2014. I worry
Police have not yet determined Lesins clear signs of physical injury. But on for my family.
exact manner of death, or how he received March 11, one of Lesins close friends and Among Russian oligarchs, Lesin was
the injuries that killed him. They have not former business partners, the Russian not alone in his fears. The Russian inva-
yet ruled it a homicide. But the marks of advertising mogul Sergei Vasiliev, sug- sion of Ukraine that spring had led the
violence on his bodyand his refusal to gested a new explanation: Lesin had sim- U.S. to impose a series of targeted sanc-
comply with some of Moscows orders in ply fallen of the wagon while in Wash- tions, and the oligarchs closest to the
the months and years before his death ington, drank himself into a stupor, fell Kremlin found their foreign bank ac-
have renewed speculation that the case down and hit his headand, apparently, counts frozen and their companies shut
could lead back to the Kremlin. his neck, torso and extremities. out of global markets. In enforcing the
Adding to that mystery, and the Rus- There have been such incidents, inancial blacklist, the U.S. Treasury De-
sian conspiracy theories, was a mixed Vasiliev said in an interview with one of partment began to study the links be-
message from the U.S. government on Putins biographers, Andrei Kolesnikov tween Putins associates and their global
52 TIME March 28, 2016
LESINS BODY WAS
DISCOVERED AT
WASHINGTONS DUPONT
CIRCLE HOTEL ON NOV.5

business empires. MIKHAIL YURIEVICH LESIN was born


Lesin was among the insiders with into a military family in the summer of
access to such information, and he never 1958 and grew up in the very center of the
seemed like the type to sacriice himself RUSSIAN Soviet capital. His father, a high-ranking
to protect the state. He was a maverick, naval oicer and engineer, took the fam-
one who had earned a reputation in Mos-
AUTHORITIES ily in the summers to Crimea, the home of
cow for puckish irreverence to the rules CLAIMED LESIN the Black Sea leet, and the surroundings
the Kremlin tried to impose on the po- DIED OF A HEART inspired Lesins dreams of following his
litical elites. In a country where the indi- father into the Soviet navy.
vidual is always beholden to the state, and ATTACK. BUT THE But his streak of deiance showed
the state is accountable to no one, Lesin CHIEF MEDICAL early. An argument with one of his school-
long showed a knack for trying to game teachers got him banned from the youth
P R E V I O U S PA G E S : R E U T E R S ; T H I S PA G E : J I M L O S C A L Z O E PA

the system for his own beneit. The ques-


EXAMINER OF D.C. league of the Communist Party, which
tion now is whether that habit might have SAID ON MARCH10 then refused to grant him membership
gotten him killed. Whether or not con- THAT THE CAUSE a prerequisite for advancing far in Soviet
clusive proof of foul play ever emerges, society. Another spat with an authority
the life and mysterious death of the man OF DEATH WAS igure later got him expelled from the eco-
who helped cement Putins hold over Rus- ACTUALLY BLUNT nomic faculty of Moscows most presti-
sia underscores the way the Kremlin has TRAUMA TO THE gious university.
become increasingly isolated, and at the So in the late 1970s Lesin went to serve
same time, intent on maintaining con- HEAD in the Soviet marines, where his com-
troleven over the oligarchs who have manders tried to send him to ight in the
long proited from their connections to jungles of Angola. The civil war in that
the state. country, begun in 1975, was one of the
53
murkier proxy conlicts of the Cold War, then President Boris Yeltsin called on content to be a mere civil servant. His
and the Kremlin preferred to send its sol- the young entertainer to liven up his re- original passion was earning money, and
diers there clandestinely. This would en- election campaign in 1996. The modern he pursued it even while serving on the
able the authorities back in Moscow to Russian style of propagandaa pungent Kremlins staf as an adviser on media af-
deny any direct involvement in the con- cocktail of jingoism, vaudeville and slan- fairs. His Los Angeles property portfo-
lict if the bodies of its troops were found der, all televisedwas born out of those lio allegedly grew to a value of $28 mil-
in the war zonea tactic that Putin has elections, and Lesin was one of its found- lionthough he said his children were
embraced years later in eastern Ukraine, ing illusionists. His name is still associ- the actual ownersand he dabbled in
where Russian ighters have gone into ated with the winning slogan from that Hollywood movie production, using his
battle over the past two years with no campaign: I believe. I love. I hope. wealth and growing connections to ac-
identifying markers on their uniforms. In the years that followed, the man cess American high society. By the early
But Lesin had no intention of follow- with his name tattooed on his arm became 2000s, Lesin was spending much of his
ing such orders. Instead, he tattooed his the Kremlins leading image-maker, irst time in Beverly Hills. But back home,
full name and other identifying informa- for Yeltsin and later for Putin, who won things were changing fast.
tion on his forearm, according to a bio- the presidency in 2000. As a irst order
graphical piece on Lesin that Russias of business, Putin set out to consolidate IN 2012, when Putin returned to the
state news agency published in 2009. The control over the mass media in Russia, Russian presidency for a third term, he
trick succeeded in exempting the young and Lesins role in this endeavor earned gathered a few hundred of the countrys
marine from involvement in that covert him the nickname The Bulldozer. With wealthiest and most inluential men at
war; his dead body would have been too the police and justice system at their com- the Kremlin to deliver a simple message
easy to trace back to Russia. mand, they engineered the hostile take- in his state-of-the-nation address. The
Having inished his military service, over of Russias main television channels ofshore nature of the Russian economy
Lesin got a degree in engineering and during Putins irst term in oice, forging is the stuf of legend, he said. No longer
went to work as a foreman at a construc- a virtual monopoly on information that, would they be able to earn fortunes and
tion site in Mongolia. The post was re- to this day, has helped ensure the strato- wield power in Russia while storing their
mote but lucrative, and it gave him his spheric popularity of Russias president. money in the West. They would have to
irst taste of the good life. We went there In 2005, Lesin branched out into inter- bring it home.
to make money, he is quoted as saying national news with the creation of Russia This directive, which unnerved a lot
in a 2003 proile in the Russian journal Today, a Kremlin-funded station which of oicials in Moscow, wasnt issued
Career. Everybody was drinking moon- broadcasts in several languages around chiely for the sake of the economy. Oil
shine. We liked wine and vodka. Every- the world. priceswhich power the Russian econ-
body took the train to Moscow for a holi- But for all the evident enthusiasm omyhovered around $100 per barrel for
day. We lew on the airplane. Lesin put into these eforts, he was never much of that year, and there was plenty
After returning to the capital in the of wealth to go around. Instead, de-of-
late 1980s, he got involved in the Soviet shorization, as it was called, was a kind
Unions favorite form of television enter- of insurance policy. Relations with the
tainment, a sort of competitive sketch Westwhich had improved under Dim-
comedy show called KVN, or The Happy LESIN WAS itri Medvedev, who was President be-
and Quick-Witted Club. He took tickets at tween 2008 and 2012 while Putin served
the shows and designed costumes for the
A MAVERICK, as Prime Ministerwere growing in-
performers, gradually inding himself in ONE WHO creasingly tense. The Kremlin elites were
the role of an impresario and talent agent. HAD EARNED preparing for a drawn-out confrontation
In the gray world of Soviet television, with Washington.
these skills were exceedingly rare, and A REPUTATION But they couldnt be expected to win
Lesin was positioned perfectly when the IN MOSCOW such a ight while also storing and invest-
Communist superpower collapsed. He ing their money in the West. Not only
founded one of post-communist Russias
FOR PUCKISH would it look hypocritical to the Russian
irst TV advertising companies, Video In- IRREVERENCE TO public, it would also make the entire hier-
ternational, and took senior posts in some THE RULES THE archy vulnerable to inancial warfare. By
of the countries leading news organiza- freezing assets or imposing travel bans,
tions. These would become his tickets to KREMLIN TRIED the U.S. could pressure Kremlin oicials
power. TO IMPOSE ON to turn against Putin or undermine his
The age of stolid Soviet propaganda THE POLITICAL rule. Gleb Pavlovsky, who served as an
was over, and the Kremlin needed some- adviser to Putin between 2000 and 2011,
thing new to impress a populace lush ELITES sums up the concern with an old Russian
with Hollywood movies. The Russian saying: The place you keep your treasure
economy was in the gutter. The war is the place you keep your heart.
in Chechnya had ended in disaster. So With their lucrative access to power
54 TIME March 28, 2016
at home and their proits stashed in the clans in Russia, with vast holdings in the
West, members of the ruling class in Rus- banking and media sectors. That includes
sia live in two worlds, Pavlovsky con- a major interest in the information con-
tinued. Over here they are dictators. glomerate Gazprom-Media, where Lesin
Over there they are consumers, banking acted as chairman starting in 2013.
clients, players on the stock market and In March 2014, Kovalchuks name had
all around respectable guys. Putin, in his been added to the U.S. sanctions list. In
third term, decided to stop this duality. its assessment, the U.S. Treasury Depart-
At irst, much of the ruling class ig- ment referred to him as Putins personal
nored these instructions or found work- banker and a member of his inner circle.
arounds to keep their wealth in the West. It wasnt long before the scrutiny shifted
But loopholes were no longer tolerated to his old friend Lesin. In the summer of
after the war in Ukraine began in 2014. 2014, a few months after the annexation
With Russias occupation and annexa- of Crimea, Senator Wicker, a Republican
tion of the region of Crimea that spring, from Mississippi, wrote a letter to the
Putins fears came true. The West began Justice Department calling for a money-
imposing inancial sanctions on dozens laundering and corruption probe into Le-
of his closest associates, and a global hunt sins ofshore company and his familys
for Kremlin-linked property began. Los Angeles property.
Some of the most diicult assets to The prospect of having these prop-
protect were the ones belonging to the erties seized apparently had a sobering
LESIN, WITH PUTIN IN 1999, WAS
children of Putins associates. In many efect on Lesin, who insisted that the
DUBBED THE BULLDOZER FOR HIS
cases, these princelings had lived in the CONTROL OVER THE RUSSIAN MEDIA mansions belonged not to him but to his
West for most of their adult livesLe- children. My children dont have any
sins children studied in Switzerland connection whatsoever to my work, he
and they could not simply be ordered by said in August 2014. My daughter is 35
their fathers to return to Russia as adults. learned that his son, Andrei, had applied years old. My son is 31. They are adults,
But their lives and businesses in the West for British citizenship. This was deemed living independent lives. But they were
had nonetheless become a liability, one an act of betrayal amid the sanctions still fair game in the sanctions war. In De-
that gave the U.S. a means of coercing Pu- war, according to an investigative report cember 2014, the U.S. Attorneys Oice
tins elites. in Russias only independent news net- conirmed that it had referred Senator
That became clear in July 2015, when work, TV Dozhd, which cited sources Wickers complaint to the FBI and the Jus-
the U.S. imposed sanctions on Roman Ro- close to Yakunin. (Yakunin told Bloom- tice Department for investigation. That
tenberg, a 34-year-old businessman who berg News in January that the decision month Wicker told Radio Free Europe/
had lived in Finland and held a Finnish to resign was his own.) Radio Liberty that the Justice Department
passport. His father, the billionaire Boris After that, most of the Kremlin hierar- does not conirm or deny the existence
Rotenberg, is Putins childhood friend chy got the message that Putin was seri- of an ongoing investigation, but called
from judo school and one of the most ous about repatriating wealth. But Lesin, the response from the U.S. Attorneys Of-
inluential oligarchs in Russia. The fact apparently, did not. ice a positive step forward. On Dec. 19,
that his son was fair game for the U.S. Gazprom-Media said that Lesin had re-
authorities had serious implications for BY 2014, the former minister of propa- signed as chairman.
national security. Every general of the ganda had already fallen a few rungs from Despite his close ties to many of the
Army or the FSB [Russias state security the heights he occupied during Putins people on the U.S. blacklist, Lesin con-
service] has a son in the business world irst term. Starting in 2009, the Kremlin tinued traveling to the U.S., and his
with money ofshore, says one Kremlin began urging senior oicials to sell their familys assets in California were never
insider and former adviser to Putin, who business interests and leave the boards of seized. But the media magnate seemed
spoke on condition of anonymity. That private companies. Lesin resisted com- to be aware that he was making power-
changes their system of coordinates. It plying, an act of insubordination that con- ful enemies. In the last major interview
also means their loyalties may become tributed to his dismissal from the Kremlin he gave before his death, with Forbes
divided. that year for systematic disciplinary vio- Russia, Lesin suggested that the threats
With that in mind, Putin quietly in- lations, according to the Interfax news against him and his family had been or-
creased the pressure to repatriate for- agency. chestrated by people who wished him
eign assets; they would now apply to But Lesins contacts remained intact, ill. The interviewer asked whether he
children as well. This time no one seemed notably his ties to Yuri Kovalchuk. After meant people in Russia.
exempt, not even the Presidents oldest being elected President in 2000, Putin There are plenty of them, Lesin an-
friends and allies. Vladimir Yakunin, the brought the Kovalchuk family along to swered, both here and there. With
REUTERS

head of the state railway monopoly, was Moscow, and they have since become reporting by MASSIMO CALABRESI/
ired last August soon after the Kremlin one of the wealthiest and most inluential WASHINGTON
55
Ideas

Across generations and


professions, a President
and a prima ballerina talk
about race, beauty and
breaking barriers.
In conversation:
Misty Copeland and
Barack Obama
B Y M AYA R H O DA N

HERES A SCENE IN A BALLERINAS teenage daughters. One of the things Im always looking for
Tale, a documentary about Misty Cope- are strong women who are out there who are breaking barri-
lands ascension to the pinnacle of the ers, Obama said.
T ballet world, in which she confesses
her fears.
I feel like a lot of the time what Im
And with that, they were of. The two leaders of their re-
spective professions shared stories and confessions about
how they have confronted discrimination, how they view the
being judged on is my aesthetic, she ad- pressures on women and girls and what they are doing to help
mits. It may not be said, but a lot of the time I dont think the next generation avoid some of the same obstacles they
that the classical-ballet world will ever accept me because Im confronted as children.
something diferent. It was a revealing exchange. The President spoke about
Since then, Copeland has become the irst black princi- the high expectations placed on young women to be perfect,
pal dancer at the American Ballet Theatre, and the question noted his admiration for the First Ladys curvy igure and
is less whether her peers will accept her than how much she denounced the suggestions by some that Copeland lacks the
will change the world of classical dance. Thats a transition body type needed to lead a ballet company. Copeland spoke
she is still in the process of making, and one that has found about the pressures she still faces and the wisdom about race
her looking to an unlikely mentor, the irst black Presi- that her mother passed on to her.
dent of the United States, for guidance. How do you stay The President has acknowledged that one of his regrets has
grounded, humble and striving? Copeland asked Barack been his failure to bridge the nations political divide. But he
Obama during a Feb. 29 conversation at the White House said that he hoped that for some black and brown children,
moderated by TIME. his presence in oice has made a diference, much as Cope-
The President has embraced Copeland in return as a role land has made one by performing grand jets across the stage
model for young people, in part because he has his own of the Metropolitan Opera House.
56 TIME March 28, 2016
Obama and
Copeland in the
Cabinet Room of
the White House
on Feb. 29

Youre both born into multiracial that it allows you to rise to this level Michelle and my closest friends, I said
families. You were raised by single and not feel this pressure thats kind of Im not any smarter today than I was
mothers. And youve risen to the pushing you down. last week, right? In some ways, when
top of your respective ields as Afri- I feel like as Im embarking on my you struggle for a while, and youve had
can Americans. Is there a common irst season as a principal dancer, Im the ability of being an ordinary person
thread that has allowed you both to experiencing something that I didnt and youve gone shopping, changed dia-
succeed? prepare myself for, I think emotion- pers and tried to igure out how to pay
OBAMA: Well, irst of all, I thought you ally and mentally and psychologically. the bills and so forth, so that youre not
were going to say that Im also a really When you have all of these expectations some overnight success. Then handling
good dancer. So I was a little let down and goals to reach this point that 1% some of these issues ends up being eas-
as youthat wasnt the common thread get to, you know, how do youwhat do ier because you have a better sense of
that she picked up on. Well, irst of all, you do when you get there? How do you perspective.
I mean I couldnt be prouder of what stay grounded and humble and striving?
Mistys done. You know, as the father of And I think thats on a much smaller As the President of the U.S., as a
two daughters, one of the things Im al- scale for me, but something that I feel I principal dancer for the American
ways looking for are strong women who can relate to with you that I cant imag- Ballet Theatre, do you think that
are out there who are breaking barri- ine you must have experienced. people still treat you diferently be-
ers and doing great stuf. And Mistys a OBAMA: I dont know how it felt for you, cause of race?
great example of that. but certainly for me, you know, prob- COPELAND: You know, my experience
COPELAND: I think that there is a sense ably I burst out onto the national scene has been that a lot of what Ive experi-
of humbleness and humility, and theres with the Democratic Convention speech enced has not always been to my face,
a human thats within you. And I think of 2004. And I still remember telling or its been very subtle. But its in a way
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To watch the video, go to time.com/misty

that I know whats going on and I feel and how we use it. And I think for a
it deep inside of me. And I, being the lot of people of color, that seems to be
only African American in almost every an easy way, or a way out, by saying
environment in terms of classical bal- you dont it in. It may be its your skin
let, it weighs on you and it wears on you color. It may be the texture of your hair.
after a while. And I feel like a lot of it, Whatever it is.
as well, is what Im kind of putting on
myself. And this just trying to not get As a father of two daughters, do you
too caught up and too wrapped up and see that at all? Do you see that pres-
too weighed down with being black and sure in your own life?
trying to just be the best person and the OBAMA: Yeah. I mean some of this is just
best dancer that I can be. gender issues, generally. I mean when
And work, and work harder than youre a dad of two daughters you no-
even if I see the person next to me that tice more. When I was a kid I didnt
things may be a little bit easier for them, realize as much, or maybe it was even
Im going to try and push myself even a part of the enormous pressure that
harder than them. But I think that being young women are placed under in terms
African American has deinitely been of looking a certain way. And being
a huge obstacle for me. But its also al- cute in a certain way. And are you wear-
lowed me to have this ire inside of me ing the right clothes? And is your hair
that I dont know if I would have or have done the right way. And that pressure I
had if I werent in this ield. think is historically always been harder Obama appointed
OBAMA: Well, part of classical ballet on African-American women than just Copeland to his itness
that makes it challenging is that theres about any other women. advisory council
a very set way of doing things. Theres But its part and parcel of a broader
sort of this canon that people want it way in which we socialize and press
just a certain way, or they want it to women to constantly doubt themselves
look a certain way. So do you ind now or deine themselves in terms of a cer-
that youre in a position where you can tain appearance. And so Michelle and black girls hair, and shes pretty opin-
start pushing the barriers a little bit I are always guarding against that. And ionated about the fact that it costs a lot,
and the boundaries in terms of what the fact that theyve got a tall gorgeous it takes a long time, that sometimes girls
people expect? mom who has some curves, and that can be just as tough on each other about
COPELAND: Absolutely. I mean I think their father appreciates, I think is help- how theyre supposed to look.
that having a platform and having a ful. I do think that cultures changing for And so its, as a parent, thats a con-
voice to be seen by people beyond the the younger generation a little bit more. stant learning process that youre try-
classical-ballet world has really been You see Beyonc or you see some of ing to hold the fort. And thats why
my power, I feel. Its allowed me to say these pop stars and what both white, somebody like Misty ends up being so
its O.K. to have a healthy athletic body. Latino, black children are seeing as rep- important.
We are fully capable of doing everything resentative of beauty is much broader
that the person who doesnt have an ex- than it was when I was a kid. But its still What do you make of social move-
tremely athletic body, that is more thin. a challenge. I mean Malia will talk about ments like Black Girl Magic, when
I think its given me more of a voice. theres like this grassroots-level rein-
And its, I think, forcing a lot of these forcement of these ideas that black is
top-tier companies to address the lack of beautiful?
diversity and diversifying the bodies that COPELAND: Its so important for this
were seeing in classical ballet. Its really The fact that generation. To have movements like
forcing that conversation to be had. Black Girl Magic, I think it couldnt be
OBAMA: I have to say, as an outsider [to theyve got a tall more positive for a young black girl to
the world of ballet], I dont know if you
feel the same way: When I hear that
gorgeous mom see that its O.K. to be yourself, its O.K.
to not have to transform and look like
who has some
P R E V I O U S PA G E S , T H E S E PA G E S : A U R O R A

like your body type is considered sort of what you may see on the cover of a lot
more athletic or largeyoure tiny. For
those of you who are watching, you may
curves, and of magazines.
That you are beautiful, that its possi-
not be able to see. I mean, youre petite. that their father ble to succeed in any ield that you want
So the notion that somehow that was
even a question is pretty interesting.
appreciates, I to, looking the way that you do. With
your hair the way it is. That something
COPELAND: Yeah, I mean I think its think is helpful. that I fought so hard for throughout the
howI think its a lot of the language BARACK OBAMA beginning of my career is I didnt want
58 TIME March 28, 2016
OBAMA: Well, Ilook, Im a strong sup-
porter of airmative action as a way of
opening more doors. And I think there
are ways of structuring airmative ac-
tion so that everybodys getting more of
a chance. And the truth of the matter is,
theres always been airmative action,
it just hasnt always been minority fo-
cused, right. If you make a big donation
to a university, your kid is more likely
to get into the university. Its not called
airmative action, its called legacies.
And so [its positive] for a school, for
a dance program, for a political orga-
nization to say were going to actively
seek out and recruit talent that hasnt
had insight into this ield before, this
world before.
COPELAND: I absolutely agree. I mean I
think its so completely necessary. Es-
pecially when youre dealing with a ield
thats never really been open, to reach-
ing out to communities that dont have
the access, that dont have the exposure
and the means to be a part of something
especially thats so niche as the classical-
ballet world. And I think that its a re-
sponsibility that I feel. You know, being
to pancake my skin a lighter color to it the only African American at this level
into the ballet. I wanted to be myself. I I didnt want to in American Ballet Theatre, I feel like
didnt want to have to wear makeup that pancake my skin people are looking at me, and its my re-
made my nose look thinner. sponsibility for me to do whatever I can
OBAMA: Well, social media obviously is a lighter color to provide these opportunities in com-
the way in which young people are re-
ceiving information in general. So the
to it into the munities to be able to educate them.
OBAMA: Yeah, this is one of the rea-
power of young activists to help shape ballet. I wanted sons why Ive got something called My
color and politics through things like
Black Lives Matter, which I think is
tobe myself. Brothers Keeper that weve been mo-
bilizing all across the country. And the
MISTY COPELAND
hugely important. notion is, if we can reach young men
And when I think about the jour- of color, who so often are channeled
ney Ive traveled, theres no doubt that into destructive behavior or into drop-
young African-American, Latino, Asian, ping out of school and ending up in the
LGBT youth, they have more role mod- prison pipeline.
els. They have more folks that they can If we can just expose them to what
immediately identify with. And that, and make change in my neighbor- their possibilities are, link them with
in and of itself, is of value. But what we hoods. But if they are locked out of a mentor, work with the institutions
also have to remember is that the bar- opportunityand in neighborhoods like schools to say, examine what your
riers that exist for them to pursue their where even if Im on television, there policies are on suspensions and expul-
dreams are deep and structural. are no men in their neighborhoods sions to make sure that black boys or
But if theres no dance studio at all in whove got jobs that are able to support Hispanic boys arent being treated dif-
their neighborhood, and if their schools a familythen youve still got problems. ferently. A lot of them dont know what
dont ofer any extracurricular activi- it means to be a Secret Service agent.
ties at all, or if their school is chroni- How do you make sure those things Or what would be required for them to
cally underfunded, then its going to be are protected when you see, for ex- pursue a professional degree.
a problem. I hope that there are young ample, affirmative action in the bal- And that then provides the motiva-
men of color who are looking at me and ance again? Is that something thats tion for these young people to navigate
saying, I can aspire to be the President, important in academics and the arts, and takemake better choices in their
or a Senator, or a community organizer for example? own lives. Because ultimately, Im sure
59
Misty feels this, I certainly feel it, we end of discrimination is that it should forgive. All of those things I think can
wouldnt have succeeded if we hadnt make you that much more attuned and strengthen this generation of our youth.
worked hard. You cant replace hard empathetic toward anybody whos vul- I think having a strong sense of self and
work and initiative and discipline and nerable. Toward anybody whos being just knowing who they are and being
sacriice and delayed gratiication. locked out. comfortable with that.
So what I say to my kids is use this OBAMA: Well, you know, I spend most
Was there anything that someone as something that provides you a par- of my time thinking about institutions.
told either of you about race, or ticular power to be willing to ight on And theres no doubt, even though its
didnt tell you about race, that you behalf of what you think is right. And a clich, that the single biggest difer-
wish they had or that you feel like that includes thinking about and being ence we can make is making sure that
you had to learn on your own? concerned with the struggles that our kids get a good education. We can
COPELAND: I feel like my mom pretty whites have in this society as well. You do a lot to keep the economy moving
much covered everything with me. know part of what I think is sometimes forward, we can do a lot to make sure
Being biracial, she made it very clear to diicult, but I think absolutely neces- that were enforcing our nondiscrimina-
me that yes, youre Italian and youre sary for black activists like those who tion laws. We can do a lot more to open
German and you are black, but you are are engaging in some of the protests up peoples perspective about who be-
going to be viewed by the world and around Ferguson, etc., is to try to also longs where. And press to make sure
by society as a black woman, and you get yourself in the mind-set of a police that we have more women CEOs and
should be prepared for that. I think that oicer who is scared. And who is trying more African-American ilm directors.
I, being very shy, going into a setting to igure out how to navigate a really And more Latino police oicers. And all
where I was the only black woman, al- challenging job and wants to get home those things are important.
lowed me to observe more, rather than safe. And may make a split-second de- If we could decide tomorrow that
react. And I think that saved me a lot. cision. And how are they being trained? there was no discrimination, that we
And it taught me a lot. And are they being provided enough had some new drug that everybody
And it has allowed me to, when Im guidance from their bosses that will took and suddenly nobody would be ra-
interacting with my mentees to say to steer them in a better direction than the cially prejudiced, we [would] still have
them, you know, there are just ways worst direction? Thats hard to do be- a whole bunch of really poor kids who
that you have to approach situations cause its easier to just kind of say, be need help. And that still requires us
that may be diicult or may not be fair, angry and frustrated. making investments in them.
but its how you represent yourself. And that means that all of us
You may be carrying a responsibility What do you see as the single great- the government, private sector,
that you dont want, but it is what it is est ixable obstacle to the success of nonproitshave to make some sacri-
being African American and being in young people today? ices so that those kids are getting an
certain environments. It doesnt mat- COPELAND: The single, wow. I thinkI opportunity. And if you talk to the aver-
ter if youre a ballet dancer, if youre mean everything that you were saying, age person, they embrace that idea.
an attorney, whatever it is youre try- being able to have an understanding of
ing to do, youre going to be faced with yourself and how you it into society Lastly, is the Golden State Warriors
these obstacles. and who you are. But to be empathetic Steph Curry the greatest, or is he
OBAMA: You know, I mean I think about to everyone around you I think is such just great?
this now as a parent. Michelle and I are a powerful thing to hold. To be able to OBAMA: Steph Curry is the greatest
having a lot of conversations around shooter that Ive ever seen. You knew I
the dinner table. And for me, what I al- had an opinion on this. And, and I am
ways try to transmit to my kids is that having more fun watching him than
issues of race, discrimination, tragic anybody since Michael Jordan.
history of slavery and Jim Crow, all
those things are real. And you have to Theres no Is he better than Jordan?
understand them, and you have to be OBAMA: Hes noteven Steph wouldnt
knowledgeable about them. And rec- doubt that necessarily say hes better than Jordan.
ognize that they didnt stop overnight.
Certainly not just when I was elected.
young African- But hesthe fact that hes about my
size and hes doing what hes doing . . .
I remember people talking about how American, Latino, COPELAND: And I think the growth has
somehow this was going to solve all our
racial problems. I wasnt one of those
Asian, LGBT been tremendous. I can imagine where
hes going to go.
who subscribed to that notion. youth, they OBAMA: It is, thats a great point. Its rare
But what I want them to draw from
it is a sense of justice for everybody.
have more role where you get somebody whos already
at the pinnacle and then they take it an-
My view is that the strength of hav- models. other notch higher. And hes a wonder-
ing been a minority on the receiving BARACK OBAMA ful young man. Hes a lot of fun.
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VIEWPOINT For Americans of color, that gap may seem like a bridge
The pride and pitfalls of too far. Having successful ethnic role models is great be-
cause it airms the countrys commitment to the principle
being a black role model of equal opportunity. But at the same time we see police kill-
By Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ing unarmed African Americans, voter-ID laws keeping poor
minorities from the ballot, the federal government slashing
THE U.S. PRESIDENT AND A BALLERINA. programs that ofer food and medical care, assaults on air-
Throw in a rabbi and a priest and youve got the start of a mative action and an inferior education for poorer children
classic watercooler joke. But add irst black U.S. President and of color, which will keep them out of higher education and
irst black female principal dancer for the American Ballet better-paying jobs. The door is not just closed and locked
Theatre and its no longer a joke but an uplifting ideal for a its boarded, nailed and cemented shut.
new generation of African Americans. Two shining models
of how diligence, discipline and perseverance can overcome SO WHEN WE HOLD UP wildly successful role models, were
even the most daunting obstacles to achieve the American telling those who cant overcome the towering obstacles
Dream. But being a black role model is a double-edged sword blocking their progress that they are to blame for their failure.
of inspiration and frustration. They just didnt try hard enough, werent clever enough, didnt
Yes, you are an inspiration to chil- have the fortitude. Thats like blaming
dren of colorliving proof that al- rape victims for not running away. This
though you face a lot of closed doors, is the tyranny of low expectations.
they arent all locked. For Barack Role models of color face a unique
Obama, the doors were double-locked: form of judgment. If youre black and
no black person had ever been Presi- you fail, many will claim you failed
dent, and no one from Hawaii had ever because blacks arent up to the task.
been President. So too for Misty Cope- But if youre black and you succeed,
land: she started ballet at 13late for they will then claim that you succeeded
a dancerand had the wrong body because youre black and were given
type. Yet somehow they both rolled the an advantage. You are not allowed to
Sisyphean rock of being black to the succeed or fail on your own merits.
top of the mountain, and it stayed. Yet if George W. Bush is judged to be a
The frustration for the black role bad President, no one says, Well, we
model is knowing that though you are tried a white guy and it didnt work,
proof it can be donea happy lottery so no more white Presidents. Or
winner waving a million-dollar ticket Southerners. Or Texans.
the odds are so astronomically stacked The irony is that despite generations
against you that it sometimes feels as if of closed doors, it is people of color
youre more a source of false hope and who have the most faith in the Ameri-
crushed dreams. A casino shill they let can Dream. A 2015 CNN/Kaiser Fam-
win so the suckers will keep playing ily Foundation poll found that 55% of
the slots. Americans have been blasting blacks and 52% of Hispanics believed it
the land of opportunity playlist from was easier for them to attain the Ameri-
birth. At every opportunity, rousing President Obama greets Clark can Dream than it was for their parents.
odds-beating success stories are trot- Reynolds, 3, at a Black History Only 35% of whites believed that. This
ted out in history textbooks and popu- Month event on Feb. 18 brazen optimism in the face of systemic
lar media to spangle the dream like a racism is in large part due to pioneering
beauty queen at a supermarket opening. role models like Misty Copeland and President Obama.
In 11.22.63, a Hulu series based on Stephen Kings novel,
UNFORTUNATELY, THE AMERICAN DREAM has lost a lot a man time-travels to the past to prevent the assassination of
of luster in recent years. Rather than shine like a beacon of President Kennedy. But his attempts to change history are
hope to optimists everywhere, it winks like a battery-drained met with supernatural resistance because, as a character tells
lashlight in a horror movie. A 2014 New York Times poll him, the past doesnt want to be changed: The past pushes
discovered that only 64% of Americans agreed that they still back. So does American culture. We fear change so much
believed in the American Dream, the lowest result in nearly that we ight it, even when change relects our founding prin-
PE TE SOUZ A THE WHITE HOUSE

20 years. Loss of faith is even higher among Americas youth. ciples. We just have to push against the pushing. Only harder.
A 2015 national poll by Harvards Institute of Politics found Thats what Misty Copeland and President Obama have
that 48% of 18-to-29-year-olds considered the American done their whole lives. Which makes them role models not
Dream to be dead. As Bruce Springsteen said, I have spent just for people of color but for all Americans.
my life judging the distance between American reality and
the American Dream. Abdul-Jabbar is a six-time NBA champion
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At 68, Pop is the unlikely last man standing in a triad that included David Bowie and Lou Reed

MUSIC ITS NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTES INTO touch with his feral self. In proto-punk
a phone conversation with Iggy anthems like Search and Destroy
Iggy Pop Pop before he mentions that hes and I Wanna Be Your Dog, as well
strips down conducting the interview stark naked.
A person wants to be comfortable,
as in unbound stage shows that have
incorporated household appliances,
for an album and thats one way I get comfortable,
he says. At the same time, Pop makes
hamburger meat and blood, Pop has
served as a musical incarnation of the
that recalls sure to point out that hes speaking
from the backyard of his Miami home,
id, as feeling made lesh.
At 68, however, the star admits
his Bowie-in- which is walled and forested. And to having a few nicks in his body,
Berlin years his revelation doesnt come without
context: hes answering a question
and tellingly, he has chosen this
moment to release an album that
By Jim Farber about his predilection for performing puts him in the past tense: Post Pop
shirtless. Still, the utter lack of self- Depression. Its a work illed with
consciousnessor lasciviousness lyrics that address his legacy with
F E R DY D A M M A N A F P/G E T T Y I M A G E S

with which Pop reveals his full monty existential fret. Small wonder, when
of information speaks to a legendary characterizing the sustainability of
rock-n-roll character like no other. his no-holds-barred career, that Pop
For nearly 50 years, as a member sounds like a wizened warrior when
of the Stooges and as a solo artist, Pop he says, Im contemplating a phased
has been a performer completely in withdrawal with honor.

65
TimeOf Reviews

The music on Post Pop gives fans The song American Valhalla epito- MOVIES
plenty to honor as well as notions to mizes that, with Pop contemplating
ponder. Its one of the most vital and what even the most celebrated life adds Miles, Chet
engaged works of his career. It also up to. Pop says he began asking, Is that and Hank,
inds him in fresh company, collaborat- all there is? after the Stooges were in-
ing with Josh Homme, leader of one of ducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of reimagined
the few rock bands to still chart high, Fame in 2010. He also thought about By Stephanie Zacharek
Queens of the Stone Age. Their collabo- more practical matters, like what a life-
ration arrives at a strangely aligned time, time of work gets you in the U.S. The TERRIBLE PEOPLE OFTEN
directly after the death of a man who Republicans successfully introduced make gorgeous music,
Pop recently said resurrected his ca- this term for Social Security as an entitle- a quandary when we
reer: David Bowie. David guided me ment, says Pop, an Obama supporter. want to believe that true
and put me in a place where nice things Oh, you mean what I paid into for many, beauty shines from within.
could inally come out, Pop says. many years is now an entitlement? And Shouldnt artists who spin
Bowie did so back in the 1970s, they want to end it just as I started get- out transcendent sounds also
producing crucial albums for Pop after ting mine? Nooo! I want more than a leg- be nice to their wives, their
the collapse of the Stooges. At the time, acy. I want to live a good life. children, their colleagues?
a drug-heavy and sex-mad Pop had But the things that make
become notorious for his stage act, human beings shine are
which included rolling around rarely all pretty or easy to
in broken glass and smearing parse, as three currentif
peanut butter over his body. Bowie disparatenot-really-biopics
channeled that primitivist brilliance show. In Robert Budreaus
into Raw Power, Pops inal album Born to Be Blue, Ethan
with the Stooges before going solo, Hawke plays West Coast
as well as the two classics forever jazz heartthrob and junkie
associated with the pairs decadent Chet Baker, though Budreau
days in Berlin, The Idiot and Lust for isnt even pretending to tell
Life. The latter two works served as Bakers real story. Instead,
role models for Post Pop Depression. he imagines what Bakers
Josh was interested in those life might have been like if,
LUSTING FOR LIFE
records, Pop says, so I sent him Pop performs with Bowie in 1977; in 1966, hed gotten clean,
notes on how they were made. their collaborations on Pops early solo fallen in love and switched
Pop (born James Newell Osterberg Jr.) albums inspired Post Pop Depression course. In Don Cheadles di-
and Homme irst met more than a decade rectorial debut, Miles Ahead,
ago at an awards ceremony hosted by the On the other hand, the once mega- Cheadle plays an even cooler,
heavy-metal magazine Kerrang! Josh hard-living Pop has managed to sustain wilder trumpet superstar,
was one of the only people there who a nicely balanced existence for himself Miles Davis, but again, this is
hadnt drunk the leather Kool-Aid, Pop in his modest home by the beach, where no straight-ahead biography.
says. He was dressed noncommittedly, he can frolic naked whenever he likes. He Instead, Cheadle has fash-
which was key. Also, he had a sense of has continued to expand creatively, re- ioned a wiggy caper set after
humor, which I love. leasing albums that include French chan- 1975, when an exhausted, ail-
Pop sought out Homme, he says, be- sons and a Frank Sinatra cover. He inds ing Miles retreated for years
cause I wanted to make a great f-cking himself the last man standing in a triad from the public eye. Marc
record that the music-susceptible audi- of rock icons associated with 70s Berlin, Abrahams I Saw the Light
ence would care about. The two agreed including Bowie (who recorded three skips over to a neighboring
to inance the work themselves and to re- landmark albums there) and Lou Reed genre, country music: Tom
cord in secret, mainly at Hommes home (who cut a seminal work named for the Hiddleston plays Hank Wil-
studio in remote Joshua Tree, Calif., the city). If you were in Vegas and laid odds liams, whose rocky rise to
better to ensure its purity. The result on Iggy being the last one, you would the Grand Ole Opry, in 1949,
inds an ideal mean between Pops ora- have made a lot of dough, Homme says. was followed by plummeting
torical baritone and Hommes dense and Pop likens his current position to decline. Williams died less
dusty brand of desert rock. Homme re- that of a war vet like the old soldiers he than four years later, at age
fers to the project as the coolest thing sees in his neighborhood. I had to stick 29, his heart worn out from
Ive ever been allowed to be part of and around, because thats how long it took hard drinking and the pain-
says, Most stars who are icons want to for the arc of my story to work out, he killer cocktails he took for his
play it safe. They wash, rinse, repeat. says. And I suppose theres something chronic spinal pain.
Iggy wanted to go further. important in just doing that. The overly complex Miles
66 TIME March 28, 2016
Above,
Hiddleston as
Williams in
I Saw the Light

Left, Hawke as
Baker in Born
to Be Blue
Cheadle as Davis in Miles Ahead

Ahead is the most ambitious 1988 doc Lets Get Lost


and least successful of these but Hawkes performance is
pictures, yet Cheadles Miles something diferent, dusk-
P O P A N D B O W I E : R I C H A R D M C C A F F R E Y G E T T Y I M A G E S; C H E A D L E , H I D D L E S T O N : S O N Y P I C T U R E S C L A S S I C S; H A W K E : I F C F I L M S

strikes a cosmically recog- ily gorgeous by itself. This


nizable note. Critic Kenneth Baker wants to quit junk for
Tynan wrote that his 9-year- the love of a good woman
old daughter could identify (played with gentle lintiness strong as a willows bough, or but also wriggles beyond
Miles immediately from his by Carmen Ejogo). In real revel in his feathery croon- it: skinny as a rake and rak-
tone: It sounds like a little life, Baker was too in thrall to ing. (Hawke does his own ish as Casanova, he reclaims
boy whos been locked out the stuf to ditch it for long, singingits infused with a Williams vast sex appeal.
and wants to get in. We least of all for a skirt. Yet whispery urgency.) Hawke as He also channels, almost
rarely think of growly, iras- Hawke makes this sweeter, Baker, his forehead creased too well, Williams loneli-
cible Miles as being vulner- gentler Baker persuasive in with a permaworry wrinkle, est, most sunless moments.
able, but like that tiny Tynan, a schoolgirl-diary wayhes is a reminder that ingrained Thrumming his guitar to
Cheadle sees through the exactly what we want to be- unhappiness can sometimes Your Cheatin Heart, one
posturing, without sanitizing lieve in when we lie back in spur ine-grained artistrya of Williams inal songs,
or demystifying the man. the embrace of the real Bak- thing that lasts long after Hiddleston is translucent
If you closed your eyes ers trumpet sound, soft and even the most stunning as a wraith, a man already
and dreamed a dream of Chet cheekbones in the world as good as dead. If you need
Bakerconjuring a guy as have crumbled to dust. proof of the sufering of a
troubled as the real man was, It was more what I Saw the Light, the one man who could write lyr-
only not so much of an un- he wasnt doing... true biopic here, mostly ics like The moon just went
holy jerkhe would come Miles was a lot hews to the facts, assaying behind the clouds/ To hide
wafting in on a cloud, look- about space, and Williams short, blazing ca- its face and cryspare, like
ing just like Ethan Hawke. thats something reer, his roving eye and his a shard of Japanese verse,
For a sense of the real Baker, alcoholism. The movie is a and giving clear shape to
in all his toothless, self-
that was unique. snooze, but see it just for the an intensely private pain
ish, wizened majesty, see DON CHEADLE, on Miles Davis magniicent Hiddleston, who its all there in Hiddlestons
indeinable gifts
Bruce Webers extraordinary honors Williams greatness haunted, haunting face.
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TimeOf Art

The old-master Met


fills its modern satellite
with works in progress
By Richard Lacayo

THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART IN NEW YORK CITY IS


the American Louvre, one of the worlds greatest encyclope-
dic museums, the kind that have deep holdings from all pe-
riods and regions. But the Mets encyclopedia always became
a bit thin when you arrived at the last volume, meaning the
art of the 20th and 21st centuries, areas where its collections
arent nearly so comprehensive as they are for, say, Impres-
sionism or Japanese screen painting. So when the Whitney
Museum of American Art decided to move out of its longtime
home on the Upper East Side of Manhattan and into a larger
new building downtown, the Met saw a chance to operate
more aggressively in the realm of the new. It arranged to
rent the old Whitney for at least eight years as a venue for its
own shows of modern and
contemporary art. It reopens
Thanks to a gentle the building on March 18 as
but meticulous the Met Breuera place the
restoration, the Met revered old dowager mu-
Breuers muscular seum hopes to make its edg-
beauty is redeployed ier The outpost.
Breuer in that name is
with force a tribute to the former Whit-
neys celebrated architect,
Marcel Breuer, a Hungarian migr and onetime teacher at
the Bauhaus, the great laboratory of 20th century modernism.
Breuer, who died in 1981, had a taste for hard-edged sculp-
tural buildings in raw concrete. That would be one way to de-
scribe the Whitney. From the time it opened in 1966, it was
plain that Breuers irregular castle keep, with its cantilevered
upper loors and trapezoidal windows, would take some get-
ting used tobut also that it would be worth the efort. Ada
Louise Huxtable, then the redoubtable architecture critic of
the New York Times, called it the most disliked building in
New York. She went on to give it a rave review.

AFTER THE ARCHITECTURE of the past 20 years or soall


those lights of fancy from Frank Gehry and Zaha Hadid
Breuers war wagon of a museum is no longer the curiosity it
seemed half a century ago. And now, thanks to a gentle but
meticulous restoration by the architecture irm Beyer Blinder
Belle, the muscular beauty of the building is redeployed with
force. In the lobby, the tight grid of Breuers shallow dome
ceiling lights has been restored to full register. The hammered
concrete he used for some interior walls has been spruced up,
the better to show how powerfully its coarse surface ofsets
the elegant mahogany stairway handrails. And the interior
sills of those trapezoidal windows now have a crisper edge,
which nicely ampliies their irregular geometry.
Maybe with time the Met can even ix Breuers one in-
disputably bad idea, a below-street-level concrete enclosure
68 TIME March 28, 2016
intended as a sculpture court. Its view-
able through the glass wall of the mu-
seums basement-level restaurant, but
who wants a view into a barren gray
tank, even if theres a merry Calder in
there? As a irst gesture, the Met has
added a border of quaking aspens.
Its a start.

THE TWO OPENING EXHIBITIONS at the


Met Breuer are designed to show what
the museum can do in its new home
(eight blocks) away from home. One
features drawings and photographs by
Nasreen Mohamedi, a late 20th century
Indian abstractionist little known in the
West. Its a way of announcing that the
Met Breuer has gotten the news that
modern art isnt strictly a European-
American co-production. But the other
and much larger show is the kind of
blockbuster old-master exhibition that
has always been the Mets comfort zone.
Uninished: Thoughts Left Visible is
a meditation across the centuries, from
the Renaissance to the present, on the
ways that uninished works have shaped
our notions of what painting or sculp-
ture has to look like. Some of its 197
works were left incomplete when their
creators died and some were simply
abandoned in progress, but many were
deliberately produced with an indifer-
ence to any notions of a inal touch.
Sumptuously curated, chiely by
Kelly Baum, Andrea Bayer and Sheena
Wagstaf of the Met, the show can be
fascinating as it demonstrates how the
fuzzy storm of Titians late brushwork
ofended Renaissance expectations of
high inish but opened the way to an
Far left, Czannes Gardanne, 188586, expressive new kind of paint handling.
displays the patches of raw canvas he Or how Paul Czannes willingness to
often left in inished work leave lickering patches of bare canvas
showed Picasso that whole stretches of
Above, for its inaugural show the Met a picture could be left blank, the bet-
Breuer brought together almost 200 ter to intensify whats there. Yet its
works from across six centuries that were also a show organized along the strictly
uninished by conventional standards chronological lines that museums tend
Left, the Met Breuer occupies the former to favor. More smart juxtapositions of
Whitney museum, designed by Marcel work from diferent eras would have
Breuer in a hard-edged brutalist style, been welcome. Anyone hoping that
with an exterior of gray granite and the Met Breuer will be a place that
unpolished concrete. When it opened in really shakes things up, that embeds
1966 it was startling. Today its plainly new art within its vast troves of older
beautiful work, will have to keep waiting. But
be patientsometimes even the new
can take a while.
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TELEVISION

A medical
soap lacks
Greys smarts
ITS NOW A WORKHORSE,
but when it launched, Greys
Anatomy was revolutionary.
The soapy depiction of medi-
cal residents personal lives
informing and interfering
with their work made it more
than another hospital drama.
Twelve seasons in, the for-
mula is often imitated, and
now Melissa George, who ap-
peared on Greys, is donning
the scrubs. In NBCs Heart-
beat (debuting March 22 and
23), shes a cardiothoracic sur-
geon with a perfect blowout. Ephron in the 1960s; she went on to write Silkwood and When Harry Met Sally
Georges Dr. Alex Panttiere
pauses her search for a donor TELEVISION
heart to play a lirty game of Nora Ephrons son: Moms say
basketball with her doctor
beau (Dave Annable). Im the most embarrassing things
bored. Wanna have sex? she
asks, making the common TV THE DEATH OF NORA EPHRON IN 2012, AT AGE 71, FOLLOW-
mistake of confusing bland ing complications from leukemia, was a shock for reasons be-
frankness with wit. Shes not yond her not-so-very-advanced age. The writer and director
the only one whos bored. known for confessional essays including I Feel Bad About My
Heartbeat has welcome Neck and movies including Sleepless in Seattle and Youve Got
lashes of true weirdness. Mailwasnt known, even among intimates, to be ill. To the
But the show isnt thoughtful end, she was productive and endlessly sociable.
enough to earn its insouci- What keeps a person dedicated to turning her life
ance. Life-and-death situa- into textso much so that she adapted her divorce from
tions are a tricky place to try Washington Post Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein into a
to ind sassy edge. novel and then a Meryl Streep moviefrom disclosing such
DANIEL DADDARIO seismic news? This is the question underpinning Everything
Is Copy, a documentary directed by Ephrons son Jacob FAMILY
HEARTBEAT airs Wednesdays at VALUES
Bernstein, which debuts March 21 on HBO. Bernsteins life Newly minted director
8p.m. E.T. on NBC
seems to have been deined by his famous mom; charismatic Jacob Bernstein,
and endlessly creative, she cast a long shadow. Whats center, is, like his
more, that Streep movie, Heartburn, depicts events from his famous parents, a
childhood, ones that complicated Bernsteins relationship journalist; he writes for
the Style section of the
with his father for years. New York Times
Bernsteins probing look at the life and legacy of his
mother is unstinting with such observations. The Ephron
we meet is similar to the woman we knew from talk-show
appearances: charming, ambitious and sharp. But through
H E A R T B E AT: N B C ; E P H R O N : H B O (2)

interviews with friends, family and even Carl Bernstein,


Everything Is Copy makes a case that Ephron was a compli-
cated woman whose passion for control lasted to the end.
Its no hatchet job, though. Telling the story through his
own perspective, and doing so in a medium thats new to him,
George has also appeared on is Bernsteins way of showing that after all, hes his mothers
The Good Wife and Alias son. D.D.
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TIME
PICKS BOOKS

Marriage and
murder on a
TELEVISION
From Scandal and
dairy farm
Greys Anatomy creator
Shonda Rhimes comes ELIZABETH BRUNDAGES
The Catch (March 24), SERIAL
a new series about a
exquisitely gut-churning THRILLER
private investigator new novel begins with a Brundages
seeking revenge on her familiar scenario: a woman is previous novels
are The Doctors
ianc, who conned her found dead in her home (in Wife (2004),
out of millions and led. this case, with an ax in her Somebody Elses
head), and her husband is the Daughter (2008)
and A Stranger
primary suspect. Like You (2010)
Flash back one year:
The Hale house in upstate
New York has a history
some might even call it a
curse. Its owners are dairy
farmers who fall on hard
times in the changing econ-
MOVIES
Michael Shannon and omy of the 1970s; with inan-
Kirsten Dunst star cial ruin looming, the abu-
in Midnight Special sive, philandering husband
(March 18), a sci-i persuades his wife to com- couple and part of the reason us compellingly inside the
drama about a boy with
special powers who mit a double suicide, leaving they married when she got perverse machinations of a
goes on the run, along their three sons behind to pregnant. violently narcissistic mind.
with his father, to evade fend for themselves. Paranormal activity hangs Murderer or not, he is a
capture. George Clare, an art- in the atmosphere. Before master manipulator with a
BOOKS
history professor at a local Catherines death she has sick brilliance that recalls
Cynthia dAprix college and a bad husband some mystical encounters; Patricia Highsmiths talented
Sweeneys debut novel, himself, buys the house when strange sensations around Mr. Ripley.
The Nest (March 25), its in foreclosure. The price the house make her think Chapters begin vaguely,
convenes four dysfunc- is right for his relocation its haunted. When she inds in obtuse situations that mis-
tional siblings counting
on a long-awaited
from New York City with the former owners wed- lead the reader, only to re-
inheritance to solve an his wife Catherine, an artist ding ring, last seen inside solve with clarityas does
array of problems. turned homemaker, and their Mrs. Hales casket, the reader the book. In the end, some
daughter, 3 years old when is likely to agree. of the characters resolutions
MUSIC her mother dies. Which is As we get to know the are too tidy. And between
On his irst solo when All Things Cease to Clare familys neighbors, the violence, ghostliness and
album, Mind of Mine
(March 22), former Appear begins. friends and colleagues, we 70s counterculture, the ele-
One Direction member Brundages elegant explo- watch Georges interactions ments of intrigue may tally
Zayn Malik releases ration of motivein all its with them grow increasingly one too many. Brundages
songs that brewed dur- directionssets this book sadistic. Brundage takes language is the real draw,
ing his time in the band, apart from a genre thriller. with her vivid portraits of
inlected with hints of
MIDNIGHT S PECIAL: WARNER BROS.; M ALIK: GE T T Y IM AGES

Bollywood and reggae. She embraces the spiritual spouses on opposite sides of
to add spook: George is an Even in gentle a brutal abyss. As Catherine
atheist and an expert on the summer ... an turns away from a threaten-
Hudson River School painter oppressive gloom ing husband, her interior
George Inness, who was in- prevailed, as if the life grows richer in seclu-
luenced by the 18th century whole house had sion. God, not George, is her
Christian mystic Emanuel been covered, like conidant, Brundage writes.
Swedenborg. Catherine used a birdcage, with In His eyes, she was her true
to restore religious paint- velvet cloth. self, nothing more, noth-
ings in Manhattan churches ing less. She was the person
FROM ALL THINGS CEASE
and is a reverent Catholica TOAPPEAR George would never see.
point of contention for the SARAH BEGLEY
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Essay The Awesome Column

In which I discover that


when short-fingered
vulgarians win, satire loses
By Joel Stein

BEING A SATIRIST IS AN ENORMOUS RESPONSIBILITY.


First you have to pretend to know the diference between
satire, parody and irony. You also have to spend time trying
to prove that you attack liberals just as much as conservatives
even though you know you really dont. Also, you have to naught? As I shuffle of this basic cable coil, must
make sure people dont miss your sarcasm, lest they think I discover my years of evisceration have embettered
you mean the opposite of what you did. Though that might nothing? Sixteen years of barbs and jeers spurred none
be an ironist. to greatness. Though ironically, after that parody,
Still, I believed that writing satire was worth all that, everyone realized that Shakespeare sucks.
because it was a noble pursuit. Not as noble as actually doing Andersen told me he never thought that satire had
something, but in comparison to all the other things you much efect. Its a way to bring attention in the all-
can do alone at a computer in the middle of the night while entertainment-all-the-time world we live in to people
drinkingpretty noble. Now, though, I wonder. Spy, the who wouldnt otherwise see it. Plus, it feels good for
humor magazine I worshipped as a teenager, targeted Donald those of us who do it, he said. If nothing else, people
Trump incessantly in the 80s and 90s: sending him 13 enjoy it because nobody can buy their way out of
checks to see if hed cash them, which he did; putting him negative attention. Satire is the opiate of the masses.
on the cover as a baby with the headline Wa-a-a-a-h! Little Even though opiates have actually become the opiate
DonaldUnhappy at Last; Photoshopping him both as a of the masses.
bearded hobo and as a man wearing only a barrel in an article
documenting his business losses; and constantly calling him BRICKBATS AND BARBS, no matter how alliterative,
the short-ingered vulgarian. Sure, three decades later, cannot prevent the election of a thin-skinned, short-
that nickname led to a presidential debate in which one of ingered man who will press the nuclear button just
the topics was a candidates penis size, which is a pretty to prove that hes physically capable of it. But as I
amazing joke payof. But otherwise Spy lost spectacularly, was saying goodbye, Andersen suddenly perked up.
sputtering to its death at the age of 12 in 1998, ive years If Trump were elected President, then I think the
after the founders had already given up. Trump, meanwhile, satire would have an actual efect of preventing him
is the leading Republican presidential candidate, the most from governing. Once he failed to do things instead of
discussed human on the planet and seemingly the only thing just saying Ill build a wall and Ill bomb them back
Mitt Romney has ever worried about. to the Stone Age, it would make his life unlike any
other Presidents. Gerald Ford was falsely accused of
WE TRIED TO KILL BABY HITLER, and we failed, Spy co- being clumsy, and that destroyed him. Whether it
founder Kurt Andersen admitted to me. I think, What role was clever mocking of his tripping or the staglation or
did I have in this? We didnt create him. But Spy served as an pardoning of Nixon that did Ford in, well never know.
early sparring partner. He got used to bad press and ridicule But as desperate as Andersen sounded, I wanted
in a way that the Ted Cruzes are new to. I may have to pay to believe what he said, since all my other job ideas
the price for that when I get to heavens gate. I dont think involve doing public relations for Snapchat, which
Andersen has to worry, since, from what Ive gathered of his probably involves learning how to use Snapchat. I can
feud with the Pope, President Trump is going to get rid of argue that I have done as much to damage Trumps
I L L U S T R AT I O N B Y M A R T I N G E E F O R T I M E

heaven, which is for cheek-turning losers. campaign with my eviscerating tweets (he is not
I hadnt even considered that satire can do harm. Though likely to type payed again soon after I called him
even that seems to overstate its power. The only efect Jonathan out on his misspelling) as Jeb Bush, Lindsey Gra-
Swifts Modest Proposal had was making high school students ham or Rand Paul. And at the protest that shut down
read it. In Jon Stewarts penultimate Daily Show, he noted that Trumps speech in Chicago, I saw a photo of a bearded
all his enemiesFox News, ISIS, big banks, racismwere man holding a sign that said, SHORT FINGERED
stronger than before he took them on. Then he picked up a VULGARIAN. Every protester, it turns out, needs a
skull, to which he soliloquized, Hath my eforts all been for sign. And it might as well be funny.
75
13 Questions

Shirin Ebadi The Iranian human-rights lawyer and


her loved ones have been harassed by their countrys
government since she won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2003
Why do you say in your new memoir, doing this work? The worst thing that I He said my work
Until We Are Free, that the story of have sufered is the day that they closed was ruining our
Iran is the story of your life? Because down my NGO and arrested my col-
my life story depicts what kind of gov- leagues. Some of them are still in prison.
family life. My
ernment Iran has and how it treats response was that
people. I am not political competition Why dont you like the phrase Arab this is the path I
for anyone. Im just an attorney. And Spring? The rising of the people in have chosen and
you can see how the government has Arab countries did not bring democ- Im not going back.
harassed me. This is the way that they racy to those countries. Spring is a sea-
treat a Nobel Peace Prize winner who son of eruption of the light coming, and
has access to microphones all over the theres everything new and good about
world. Just imagine how they would it. None of that happened. I prefer the
treat a young journalist or unknown stu- suppressed rising of the people.
dent who is arrested.
Do you expect to go home now that
Were there some downsides to reformists are politically ascendant?
winning the Nobel? The Nobel Peace Nothing has changed. The President has
Prize does not have a downside. But the very limited power. All the power rests
government of Iran looked at it with sus- with the Supreme Leader, who is there
picion. They raided my law oice and for life. [President Hassan] Rouhani
my NGOs, and they closed them down. is like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, ex-
They coniscated all of my property, cept hes a little better-looking and he
closed down my bank account, arrested smiles more.
my colleagues, who are in prison now.
And the result is that I am living in exile. Whats the worst thing about living
in exile? When my dear colleagues pass
Your husband was lured into a sex- away, I cannot participate.
ual encounter, ilmed, imprisoned,
beaten and told to denounce you on Would you encourage your daugh-
TV or face being stoned. Was that ters to take the same path that youve
your lowest point? No. This has hap- taken? My younger daughter has a
pened to many other people, including Ph.D. in human rights, and this is the
some of my clients. I always encouraged path that she has taken.
my clients to talk about it, but it is a
taboo in Iran to talk about such issues. Do you support the lifting of sanc-
tions on Iran? Yes, because we can only
What did your husband say when sanction and harm the people. By plac-
you saw each other after four years? ing sanctions against the government
He said my work was ruining our fam- we can neither topple the government
ily life. And it was not going to result in nor change its behavior. The best ex-
bringing democracy to Iran, so how long ample of it would be North Korea. That
did I want to continue doing it? My re- government is still there, while the peo-
sponse was that this is the path I have ple are getting poorer every day.
chosen and Im not going back.
A L B E R T O C R I S T O F A R I A 3/C O N T R A S T O/ R E D U X

Do you have any regrets? Never.


Your sister was also imprisoned be-
cause of her connection to you. Has No guilt for how family and friends
that put a strain on that relationship? have sufered? I dont feel guilt, but
It has actually brought us closer. Be- Ive become very saddened. Its the
cause I empathized with her, and she government of Iran that has to feel the
found out what I have undergone too. guilt. BELINDA LUSCOMBE

What has been the hardest part of Translated from Farsi by Shirin Ershadi
76 TIME March 28, 2016

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