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Take that, kite-eating tree.

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<b><font color="#00FF00"> The Simpsons 27x19 </font></b>
<font color="#00FFFF">Fland Canyon</font>
Original Air Date on April 24, 2016

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== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

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Morning!

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D'oh!

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<i> Go to sleep</i>

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<i> Little Marge</i>

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Close your eyes

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Start to yawn

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You will wake up
with the dawn.

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Dawn...

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Dawn...

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Dawn...

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Large fries.
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Yes, sir.

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Dawn...

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Did you get the baby to sleep?

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D'oh!

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Oh, no.

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Oh, I can't read that again.

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I hate to see
a wolf get punished

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for having normal appetites.

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I'll tell you a story
that'll put you to sleep.

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It's one your mother told me.

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Luann Van Houten
uses flavored Crisco

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instead of butter
for shortbread cookies.

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Which is,
apparently, flakier,

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but at what cost?

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And she...

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Wh...? Huh?

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What the... ?

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Okay, sweetie, I got a story

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about another little girl

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who got lost in the woods,

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but it wasn't a girl,

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and it wasn't the woods.

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Suck, suck, indeed.

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And it all happened
once upon a time,

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before you were born,

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and my chances for a man cave

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went out the window.

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Bless you all for sacrificing
your Saturday afternoon

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to help us clean up skid row.

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When God came for Sunday,
I said nothing.

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Now he comes for Saturday.

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Homer Simpson, it's one thing
to moan and groan on the bus,

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but in front
of these unfortunates,

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well,
that just curls my 'stache.

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Hey, Flanders,
why don't you take some advice

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from your Bible and zip it?

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Oh, where does
the Bible say zip it?

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It's the first thing the
burning bush said to Moses.

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Thank you for teaching
us Scripture.

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Thank you.

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You know,
all this helping others

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is giving me the most
satisfying feeling ever.

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So satisfying.

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Uh, Lenny...

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Oh, huh.

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I get why they do it.

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Totally get it.

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Hey, Carl, you want to buy
all my stuff for five dollars?

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Well, thank you all
for spending the day

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thinking of others
instead of yourselves.

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Saturday.
It was a Saturday.

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Now, a reward to the
most selfless cleaner:

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A family vacation
to the Grand Canyon.
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The winner: Ned Flanders.

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Surprise, surprise.

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The guy that did
the best job wins.

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Mm-hmm!

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But this gift certificate

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is for two families.

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Hey, Reverend, we'd love it if
you and Helen would join us.

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Um... uh... uh...

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Mm...

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Of course we'd love
to join you,

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but I've noticed
that you and Homer

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haven't been the
friendliest "neighboreenos,"

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if you get my diddly.

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Uh, well, Ned, I think
the Lord would want you

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to take the Simpsons
on this trip.

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Our Lord?

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Yes. Our Lord.

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For would it not
indeed be glorious,

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if in visiting a natural chasm,

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two quarrelsome neighbors
would bridge the chasm

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of their own discord.

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Well, I guess if Job
could accept his burdens.

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Uh, in America,

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it's pronounced "job,"
Flanders.

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We can settle it
when we're zipped up

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together in a sleeping bag.

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Welcome aboard.

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Oh, oh, we'd love to go,

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but is it such a good idea
to travel with another family?

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It's fun.
We travel with the Hibberts

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all the time.

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We ran into you once,
in Cincinnati.

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And we had dinner.

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We slid our tables together.

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We were in a booth
we could not get out of.

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Homie, we should go.

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You and Ned need
to learn to get along.

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You said the same thing
about me and Bart.

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No. The judge said the same
thing about you and Bart.

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Judges. If they were any
good they'd be lawyers.

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Okay, we'll go.

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But if Flanders
gets so annoying

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that I can't
take it anymore,

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the code word is octopus.

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Can it be something else?

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I don't like things
with hidden beaks.

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Octopus or nothing.

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Okay.

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So we took eight-year-old Bart,

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and six-year-old Lisa.

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After ten hours of driving,

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I finally saw the most
glorious site.

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Ah... ah... ah...
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Ah... ah...

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Ah...

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Ah, ah, ah...

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Ah... oh... oh, oh, yeah.

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Ah... ah... yeah.

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Ah.

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Oh.

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It's like Disneyland
for thin people.

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Did you know that the Grand
Canyon was created by erosion?

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And before 1871,
it was called Big Canyon?

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Okay, that's it.

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We're on vacation.

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Why, you little...

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Whoa.
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Keep 'em coming, boy.

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Oh, ooh.

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That one stung me.

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Ow.

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That's enough.

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Aw.

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We're here to enjoy
ourselves.

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If you just turn
your head slightly,

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I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.

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No time.
Homer.

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Wow. Wow.

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And they say we're running
out of room for our garbage.

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Go tell it on the mountain

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 Over the hills
and everywhere

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Go tell it
on the mountain

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That Jesus Christ
is born

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Born, born, born, born

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Go tell it on the mountain

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Octopus. Octopus.

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Oct-ar-pus.

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A vacation with Flanders?

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That's like telling you
a bedtime story without a beer.

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Now, where were we?

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Thank you, ma'am.
Eh.

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Thank you.
Eh.

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Mm-hmm.

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<i>Am I such a terrible mother</i>
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<i>that my son doesn't even know</i>

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<i>to say thank you to a waitress?</i>

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Come on, honey.
What do you say?

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You want me to lie and say I'm
thankful for chicken and veg

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when I wanted whiskey-
battered bourbon bangers?

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Just say thank you.

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My boy never said thank you.

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Now he's on death row.

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<i>Was</i> on death row.

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Daddy, when will the noise stop?

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Hmm. Take these.

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Ugh. Those were earplugs.

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Wow, I never thought there'd
be something I'd want

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to stare at longer than that
car wreck on the way here.

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We've got to hurry before
they run out of mules.

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Ooh. Is that what they're
serving for breakfast?

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How about donkeys?

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No.

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Huh? That's odd.

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Enjoying your moon view, Homer?

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Why you little...

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Two can play at that game.

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Stupid kid.

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So embarrassing.

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I'm a little nervous

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with all these waivers
we have to sign.

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Marge, this is a national park.

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People are completely safe here.

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Now let's do my favorite thing:

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go downhill.

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Whoa.
You're 180?

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My blood pressure is.

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Okay. Uh, let's get
you a mule, dude.

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Oh...

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Get me El Gordo.

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Gordo here used to carry

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200-pound granite blocks

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up from the canyon.

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This has got to be
the most beautiful thing

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we've ever stole
from the Indians.

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What is that?
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A billionaires' retreat.

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Yeah, the heads of America's

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most powerful media companies

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have come to enjoy nature.

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Put up the cell phone tower.

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I said I wanted
a Tom Cruise type,

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not Tom Cruise.

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Burn down the
cell phone tower.

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I can't stand rich people.

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Can I name my mule?

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We prefer you don't.

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Is there a name
for this trail?

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I'm sure there is.

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Is this a fun job?
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Not at the moment.

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Do you count as a grownup?

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My parents don't think so.

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You're a grownup to me.

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Thanks.

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Here, have a piece
of the canyon.

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Are you sure it's okay?

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Hey, it only makes
the canyon grander.

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Aah! Aah!

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Aah!

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I don't know where your
son gets it, Marge.

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I'm only going
to say this once,

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but I think you're
a little checked out.

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Checked out. Checked out.

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Checked out. Checked out.
Checked out.

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Checked out. Checked out.

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Checked out.

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Well, your kids
aren't exactly perfect.

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Yay! We can improve.

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Let's think
about it quietly.

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Boy, I bet that mustache
smells really bad, huh?

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Oh, don't you rip
on my lip strip.

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I smell candles
and-and pew polish.

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We're near a church.

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Catholic, if I
don't miss my guess.

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Hmm.

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A little Popish for my taste,

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but I did come here
for adventure.

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Geez, Flanders, you find
God in everything.

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God<i> is</i> in everything.

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He's omnipresent.

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You mean, if I check into
the Omni Hotel right now,

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he's there?

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As a matter of fact, he is.

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Then, from now on,
we're staying

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at the Hyatt Regency.

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You're banned there, Dad.

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Not as Hagwar Swanson.

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I love this country.

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Are you sure
this is safe?
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Totally. You're with
State Farm, right?

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Where's our guide?

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Where's the trail?

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Aw.

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Big Maggie.

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I'd like to hear the rest.

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I still have my piece
of the canyon.

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Ugh.

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Okay. It was looking rough...

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Oh, no bars.

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You mean,
on your phone?

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Hey, you're right.

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Oh, more bad news.

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Oh, most of the food
was on the guide's mule.
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I sure am glad somebody

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packed all this whitefish salad.

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I'm willing to eat some.

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And if I die, you know it's bad.

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Homer, it's time for you and
me to go out and get help.

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00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:12,842
Please be careful,
Uncle Ned.

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I will, Bart.

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00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:15,545
Please, please
be careful.

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Don't worry.

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If you don't come back,
I'll be so sad.

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Excuse me?
What about over here?

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Right.

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00:14:24,256 --> 00:14:27,223
Please, please be careful.

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Please.

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Let's go, Flanders.

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00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:41,361
Oh, no. The poor thing
gets night terrors.

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00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:44,665
I forgot to say
"God bless the mailman."

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He's not awake,
but he's not asleep.

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Do your kids get these?

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I will now that I know
what they are.

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Other kids say I'm
in their nightmares.

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I'm not your puppet, Bart.
I'm not.

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You ever seen stars
this bright, Homer?

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Blessed is the beauty
of our Lord.

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Amen. Listen, Flanders.

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This trip has given me
time to think.
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If I die here,

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you're welcome to live
in my carcass for warmth.

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I'm not living
in your carcass.

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00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:33,180
Oh, come on.

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You make it sound
like a bad thing.

302
00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:36,550
Look, we're saved!

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We just go down there,
get some food and help

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returning to civilization.

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Attention, people talking.

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00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:45,125
Unless you are here
to dispose of our poop,

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00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,395
we will start shooting
in five minutes.

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00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,807
How is that even camping?

309
00:16:00,843 --> 00:16:02,242
It's easier for a camel
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to pass through
the eye of a needle

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than a rich man
to get into heaven.

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00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:08,615
Sometimes I just
don't get it.

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00:16:08,651 --> 00:16:10,717
What I'm saying is,
the eye of the needle

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is very small,
and a camel...

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00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:13,887
No. I mean down there--

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00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:15,222
they have everything
we need to survive,

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00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:16,423
but they won't share.

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00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,624
Maybe if I look through

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these binoculars one more time,

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00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,527
I'll-I'll see
something better.

321
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:27,601
We've got to go in
and steal what we need.

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00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:29,603
Well, thou shalt not steal.
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00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:31,138
But if I don't steal,
that's coveting.

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00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,472
That's bad, too.

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00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,474
Look, Flanders,
we tried things your way,

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and it failed.

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00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:37,077
Now let's try mine.

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00:16:37,112 --> 00:16:38,312
Okay.

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00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:39,646
W-Wait!

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00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:42,249
We never did things my way.
Too late.

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00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:44,044
I'm already rolling downhill.

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00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:46,953
Ow, sharp rock.

333
00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,522
Ooh, cactus!

334
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:49,923
More scorpions.

335
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,858
Is that all you can do? Sting?

336
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,194
Now they're pinching.
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Easy, Flanders,
don't make a sound.

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00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,633
Okay, here.

339
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:00,734
Come on, take this.

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00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:03,470
Oh, I got it.

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00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,272
Oh, it's heavy.

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00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:09,142
Ready to go.

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00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:12,879
Uh, we're too heavy.

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00:17:12,915 --> 00:17:14,147
Toss off what
we don't need.

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00:17:17,419 --> 00:17:20,721
Fine. We can do
without salad forks.

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00:17:20,756 --> 00:17:21,788
Whoo-hoo!

347
00:17:25,227 --> 00:17:27,627
No sugar tonight
for the coffee

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00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,963
No sugar tonight
for their tea

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00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:32,866
We took all their
fancy cheeses
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And their tasty charcuterie

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00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:40,707
Trout solo!

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00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:43,009
Ba-da-ta-da-da-da-da-da-da

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00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,579
Ba-da-ta-da-da-da

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00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,048
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,517
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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00:17:50,552 --> 00:17:53,186
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,989
Ba-da-da-da-da-da
Ba-da-dee-doo-da-da.

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00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:58,925
Grand Canyon! Yeah!

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00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:11,004
You know, Homer,
we make a good team.

360
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:12,072
Homer?

361
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,014
Breakfast time.

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00:18:21,049 --> 00:18:23,016
Come and get it!

363
00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,018
Come and get it!

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00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:26,553
Come and...

365
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,922
Ugh. Not again.

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00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:30,791
Tablecloths.

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00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:32,058
Caviar.

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00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:33,260
Bacon!

369
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:36,430
Bacon.

370
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:40,934
No, this was before
Lisa was a vegetarian.

371
00:18:40,969 --> 00:18:44,971
That's right. I had the
arteries of a 20-year-old.

372
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,243
I'm gonna miss you, pal.

373
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:04,624
Well, Homer,

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00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,059
you think this will be
one of those vacations

375
00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,994
where the friendship
we made will last forever

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00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,464
or start eroding the minute
we enter our cars?

377
00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:13,236
Flanders, like all
friendships between men,

378
00:19:13,336 --> 00:19:16,742
in the end it's
up to our wives.

379
00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:17,942
Mm-hmm.

380
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,294
That was a nice story, Homer.

381
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,129
You know, sometimes
I wish this

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00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:30,898
grand canyon between us,

383
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:32,433
uh, wasn't so large.

384
00:19:32,468 --> 00:19:33,567
The offer still stands.

385
00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:34,902
You can live in my carcass.

386
00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,804
There's room in my legs
for the boys.

387
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:38,906
Maybe we could just
store old clothes in you.

388
00:19:38,941 --> 00:19:40,140
I'd like that.

389
00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:42,576
And you know what, Flanders?

390
00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:44,745
I think we owe
you guys a trip.
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00:19:53,856 --> 00:19:55,889
Always wanted to visit
the postcard museum.

392
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:57,124
Thank you.

393
00:19:57,159 --> 00:19:58,826
My pleasure.

394
00:19:58,861 --> 00:20:01,095
I wonder if they sell
postcards in the gift shop.

395
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,663
We don't.

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00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:11,868
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00:20:48,808 --> 00:20:50,808
Shh!