Bass in Chorus (Cheese C, Eb, E, F, F#, G, Bb, C)

Notes to improvise around (if on Piano C, Eb, F, F#, G, Bb whatever

sounds good)
Tips-
Sometimes in the G7 chords in the chorus, the G in G7 can sometimes be
substituted for an Ab.
Also, instead of a Cm at the end, play a C7 chord.
CHEESE
Tim Minchin
One-Two-Three-Four

G7 (G,F,Eb -bass)
C-H-E-E-S-E

Cm7 (preferably with no Eb)

(C, Eb, E, F, F#, G, Bb-bass) x3

Cm Cm/Bb
I love Cheese, but it's plain to see,
Fm G7
that Cheese, doesn't love me.
Cm Cm(add D)/Bb
I am such a fool in love, I just cannot get enough,
Fm
but it's an unrequited love,
G7
I can feel it in my guts.

Cm
I spend my nights, tossing and turning,
Cm/Bb
my stomach is churning, my heart is a-burning,
Abmaj7
my nightmares are turning to haunt me and shame me,
Fm G7
to drive me insane, oh the pain, of blue vain, on my brain.
Abmaj7 Ebmaj7
And I wake up, with sweat on my brow,
Abmaj7 Ebmaj7
I know I've got to give it up and I must do it now,
Fm
but instead in the morning, when my wife is gone,
G7
I find myself back on cheeseworld.com.

Cm
And I know that it's wrong but I'm soon navigating,
Cm/Bb
to the real mature stuff, and skanky old ladies,
Abmaj7
feeding my fetish for fettered old feta,
Fm G7
photos of friesian on beds of bruschetta,

Abmaj7 Ebmaj7
The worse they smell, the more I sweat,
Fm G7 Cm
the faster the speed my lips get wet, Oh god!
Cm(add D) Fm/C
Jadore le fromage, Mais le fromage ne pas adore me
Fm(add G)
Rien, je ne regrette rien
G7
Except perhaps last nights half wheel of double cream-brie,
Fm Cm
Trying to replace my fondoues, with fon-donts,

Fm G7
Trying to develop strength of will, but I know that I
Cm Cm/B Cm/Bb Cm/A Cm/Ab
wont, I have found, Love is never fair,
Cm Cm/B Cm/Bb Cm/A Cm/Ab
we should be, such a marvellous pair

G7
but each time I bring her home she goes,
Eb C
and renders me comatose, leaves me self loathing,
D7
slumped on my chair

Gm
I cannot camen-bear it anymore,
C7
E-damn you mon amour,
Cm Cm
Every time I lift you through the door, I end up curled upon the floor,
D7
Oh god my poor heart is too sore, so no more.

Gm
But before I give you up,
C7
I just need one more tiny taste,
D7 Gm
to leave you like this, would be a criminal waste.
G7 Cm
Just one more tiny taste, darling please,
Fm G7
Just one more little sliver, of C-H-E-E-S-E .
Cm
Funky funky funky funky Cheese

Etc guitar WOWOWOWOWOW