[Intro]!

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This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.!
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[Verse 1]!
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Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,!
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We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.!
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All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...!
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In the middle of the road.!
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And he said:!
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(strum palm muted)!
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"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls."!
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Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,!
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And we each said... "Okay"!
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And we played the first thing that came to our heads,!
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Just so happened to be,!
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The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.!
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[Chorus 1]!
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Look into my eyes and it's easy to see!
C G!
One and one make two, two and one make three,!
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It was destiny.!
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Once every hundred-thousand years or so,!
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When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow!
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And the grass don't grow...!
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[Verse 2]!
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Am!
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.!
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Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,!
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And the beast was done.!
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He asked us: "Be you angels?"!
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And we said, "Nay. We are but men!" ROCK!!
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[Interlude]!
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D F C G!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,!
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Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!!
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[Chorus 2]!
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Am G Am!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World.!
Am G Am!
No, this is just a tribute.!
Am G Am!
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World.!
Am G Am!
No, this is a tribute, oh.!
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Am G D F!
To The Greatest Song in the World, All right!!
Am G D F!
It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!!
Am G!
It was the best muthafuckin' song!
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The greatest song in the world.!
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[Solo]!
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N.C.!
Dee soo guh goo gee goo gee!
N.C.!
Goo guh fli-goo gee goo, guh fli-goo ga goo buh dee!
N.C.!
Ooh guh goo bee, ooh guh guh bee guh guh bee!
N.C.!
Fli-goo gee goo, a-fli-guh woo wa mama Lucifer!!
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Am G D F!
Am G D F!
[Interlude]!
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Am G!
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:!
D F!
The song we sang on that fateful night,!
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It didn't actually sound anything like this song.!
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[Verse 3]!
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Am G D F!
This is just a tribute! You gotta' believe me!!
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And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.!
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Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',!
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So surprised to find you can't stop it.!
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Oh hallelujah, I'm found!
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Rich motherfucker, ka-chug!!
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[Outro]!
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All right! !
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All right! !
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