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Random Recipe Generator

Miss Cellania Friday, November 21, 2008 at 11:00 AM 0

Every time you reload the page, you'll get a different randomly-generated recipe. This goes a long way toward proving that
machines can't cook. Here's what I got on the first try:

Coffee Surprise
Serves 5
You will need:

* 20ml coffee
* 3 slices of bread
* 20g sugar
* 20ml red wine
* 100ml tabasco sauce

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 230 C

2. fry the slices of bread until browned
 3. microwave the red wine
4. fry the coffee
5. saute the slices of bread
6. spoon the coffee onto a warmed plate
7. saute the red wine
8. microwave the sugar
9. eat the slices of bread
10. slice the tabasco sauce
11. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

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Comments (22) Newest 5

Johnny Cat 21Nov08 12:21pm 0

Funny stuff...here's one that I will try tonight:

Muslei Surprise
Serves 2

You will need:

5 eggs
110g muslei
150ml soy sauce

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 230 C
barbeque the muslei
spoon the muslei onto a warmed plate
discard the muslei
eat the soy sauce
put the eggs in the saucepan
bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Dread Pirate Robert 1 21Nov08 12:51pm 0

LOL

I got this tasty treat:

Porridge Oats Crumble

Serves 3
You will need:

* 4 cabbages
* 60g porridge oats

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C

2. whisk the cabbages
3. toast the porridge oats
4. bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

vero4902 21Nov08 12:51pm 0

HAHAHA!! Nice find! My first recipe involved toffee, sliced bread, and pork chops. At the end of the recipe, I have boiled, sliced, microwaved, and
discarded the pork chops, grilled the toffee and sliced the sliced bread... YUM.

vero4902 21Nov08 12:55pm 0

I have to add another one:

Chocolate Stew
Serves 1
You will need:

*150g chocolate
*90g self-raising flour

Instructions:

1. fry the self-raising flour until browned

2. lightly fry the self-raising flour
3. fry the self-raising flour
4. rinse the chocolate
5. order out

Yum.

Miss Cellania 2 21Nov08 1:05pm 0

Self-raising flour?

renderanything 21Nov08 1:16pm 0

Flour with yeast pre-mixed into it.

My recipe came out as such:

Sweet White Wine Vinegar Wedges With Warm Anchovies
Serves 5
You will need:

* 100g anchovies
* 140ml white wine vinegar

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C

2. barbeque the white wine vinegar
3. spoon the white wine vinegar onto a warmed plate
4. defrost the anchovies
5. bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Okay, how am I supposed to barbeque the vinegar? I guess I could put it in a pan, but then how would I get those lovely grille marks on my vinegar?
renderanything 21Nov08 1:18pm 0

My next one was Lemons with Butter Mash, and instruction #6 told me to "throw it all away."

sw 21Nov08 1:38pm 0

Spoons Of Mayonnaise Pie

Serves 2

You will need:

4 potatoes
1 spoons of mayonnaise
90g chocolate
150ml essence of vanilla

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 190 C
sift the chocolate
stir-fry the spoons of mayonnaise
saut the potatoes
melt the potatoes
fry the chocolate
melt the potatoes
grill the essence of vanilla
bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Rocky Rook 21Nov08 2:18pm 0

Hmm.

queensissy 21Nov08 3:12pm 0

I remember a dada cookbook from some years back, but this is about a million times better. Thanks for finding this!
zoem 21Nov08 3:47pm 0

This is my favorite so far:

Oranges With Oranges Dressing

Serves 4
You will need:
130g self-raising flour
3 oranges
110ml greek yogurt
Instructions:
discard the oranges
stir-fry the self-raising flour
discard the greek yogurt
throw it all away

CheeseDuck 21Nov08 4:26pm 0

Grapes With Grapes Dressing

Serves 2
You will need:

* 80g grapes
* 90ml red wine

Instructions:

1. slice the red wine

2. throw the red wine away
3. rinse the grapes
4. throw it all away

Yum. ;)
renderanything 21Nov08 5:54pm 0

I couldn't leave well enough alone.

Some of my favorite instructions so far:

grind the toffee
slice the kidney beans
eat the plain flour
flambe the cabbages
fry the tomato ketchup until browned
melt the packets of dry onion soup mix
slice the exotic sauce
defrost the sugar
rinse the water
eat the milk
sift the prawns
microwave the sheets of rice paper
go down the pub

Interesting recipe titles:

Water Sanwich
Dry Onion Soup Mix a la Dry Onion Soup Mix

The only recipe that sounds reasonably edible so far:

Green Peppers Supreme
Serves 4
You will need:

1 green peppers
5 sausages

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 230 C
put the green peppers in the saucepan
heat the green peppers in the saucepan
fry the sausages until browned
bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

narwhal 1 21Nov08 7:40pm 0

The Chocolate Stew sounds delicious :D

Ted 21Nov08 8:34pm 0

Funny idea.

liphttam1 22Nov08 9:21am 0

Mine almost made sense.

Green Peppers Bake

Serves 5
You will need:
4 green peppers
60ml water

Instructions:
toast the water
barbeque the green peppers
enjoy

Yum.

Just a bit baffled on the "toast the water" bit.

angstrom 22Nov08 2:28pm 0

Red Wine Bake
Serves 4
You will need:

* 110ml red wine

* 150ml soy sauce
* 2 apples

Instructions:

1. pre-heat the oven to 220 C

2. rinse the red wine
3. sift the apples
4. toast the soy sauce
5. bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

jbot 23Nov08 1:01am 0

This one is funny:

Serves 3
You will need:

* 60g noodles
* 130g beef

Instructions:

1. discard the noodles

2. rinse the beef
3. go down the pub
Yum.

anonman 23Nov08 2:33am 0

This one is called "Slices Of Bread Supreme"

Serves 2
You will need:

* 1 slices of bread
* 80ml soy sauce
* 20ml soy sauce

Instructions:

1. grill the soy sauce

2. whisk the soy sauce
3. barbeque the soy sauce
4. defrost the slices of bread
5. serve piping hot

Yum. Soy sauce soaked bread supreme!

savage708 24Nov08 9:02pm 0

my favorite was water compote.

It involved rinsing water.
Im not really sure how that would work.

jault 01Dec08 7:48pm 0

I got a horribly complicated recipe... So many steps.

White Wine Vinegar A La Sugar

Serves 2

You will need:

20g ginger
130ml brandy
140ml white wine vinegar
20ml hot pepper sauce
70g sugar

Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 210 C
microwave the sugar
simmer the sugar gently for 20 minutes
fry the sugar
stir the sugar
throw the brandy away
mix the sugar in
eat the sugar
barbeque the white wine vinegar
throw the hot pepper sauce away
simmer the white wine vinegar gently for 20 minutes
spoon the white wine vinegar onto a warmed plate
flambe the white wine vinegar
melt the white wine vinegar
flip the white wine vinegar
mix the white wine vinegar in
barbeque the ginger
bake for 90 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Dan the Fudge 03Jul09 7:21am 0

 Ingredients:
tea bag or coffee
200ml of cold water
20ml milk
sugar

method:
heat water using a kettle
place tea bag or coffee in a cup
pour boiled water in to cup
stir
add milk and sugar to taste.
order out and enjoy a cup of hot beverage whilst you wait for it to be delivered.

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