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MA JO: Well as soon as I get my strength back I am going to get out of
this bed and help him. ( all sigh)
MRS BUCKET: You have been saying that for the last 20 years!
MA JO: Well.maybe if this floor wasnt so cold and (she is
interrupted by Charlie entering)
CHARLIE: Hi Everybody
ALL: Hi Charlie! ( Charlie goes round hugging everyone)
CHARLIE: Whats for dinner?
MRS BUCKET: Cabbage water
CHARLIE: Not again, I am fed up with cabbage water!
MA GEORGINA: Charlie!
PA GEORGE: Its all we have Charlie, you mustnt grumble.
CHARLIE: Well what about this ( he produces a loaf of bread)
PA GEORGE: Where did you get that from Charlie?
MA GEORGINA: Never mind where he got itpint is he got it!
CHARLIE: Its my payday, and here you go Mum, heres whats left
CHARLIE: Grandma Jo, can you tell me the story of Willy Wonkas
Chocolate Factory again? Please?
MA JO: Well you see Charlie, its true what they say
ALL: Nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out
MA JO: Not since that targic day Willy Wonka locked the gates. You
seeall the other chocolate makers were sending in spies
dressed up as workers trying to steal Mr Wonkas secret
recipe.
MA GEORGINA: The worst of them all was Slugworth!
MA JO: One day Mr Wonka shouted I shall be ruined-close the factory
immediately
PA GEORGE: He disappeared after that and the factory stood empty.
MA GEORGINA: Then one day the most amazing thing happened..
MA JO: The factory started workign again and Mr Wonka started
making the best candy ever, but the gates stayed locked.
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MA GEORGINA: Not even that Slugworth could get in!
MA JO: Its still a mystery today Charlie, how Mr Wonka manages to
make magic in that factory!
News Rep 1: And now we bring you a news flash, a sudden announcement
that has captured the whole world!
News Rep 2: Hidden amongst the countless billions of Wonka bars that
leave this very factory everyday are 5 Golden Tickets!!
News Rep 1: And the 5 lucky people who find them will get a lifetimes supply
of chocolate
News Rep 2: And if thats not enough, before each winner receives their
prize they will be escorted through the factory by the man
himself, MR WILLY WONKA!
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MA GEORGINA: We each knitted a bit.
MA JO: And here is a little gift from me (handing him a present)
CHARLIE: I think I know what it isits a Wonka Bar
MA JO: Open it Charlie, open it!
MRS BUCKET: Its not fair to raise his hopes like this.
CHARLIE: (holding the Wonka bar) Mum, I have as much chance as
anyone else.
MA GEORGINA: Youve got more Charlie, because you want it more.
CHARLIE: (Turns his back) I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
ALL: Show me, let me see, where is it etc..
CHARLIE: Hah, I fooled you, you all thought I had it.
PA GEORGE: Ah, never mind Charlie
CHARLIE: Here you go everyone, take a bite.
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VERUCA: (Snatching it from her) About time to! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!
(Slugworth whispers in Verucas ear)
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CHARLIE: Why did you wake me Grandpa? Is something wrong?
MA JO: Here you go Charlie (hands him a Wonka bar) Go on open it,
only one ticket left.
CHARLIE: But Grandma, where did you get the money?
PA GEORGE: Never mind that Charlie, something tells me were gonna be
lucky this time
CHARLIE: I cant do it Grandma, you do it
MA JO: We will both do it(they slowly open the bar together to reveal
the golden ticket.)
MA GEORGINA: You did it Charlie, you did it!
CHARLIE: No Grandma, we did it!
CHARLIE: (Shouting with joy) Look, everyone Ive got it, the last golden
ticket!
PA GEORGE: Oh read it someone for heavens sake..
MA GEORGINA: Greeting to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket from Mr
Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gate no later
than 10am in the morning of the first day of October. You may
bring one family member. You cannot imagine the wonderful
surprises that await you.
MRS BUCKET: I cant believe it!
CHARLIE: I want to take you Grandma Jo
MA GEORGINA: Well Charlie, you know she is not good on her feet
MA JO: Ah nonsense, help me up Charlie.
Charlie helps her up whilst everyone makes comments, be careful now, easy does it
etc. Grandma Jo wobbles around for a bit but gets her balance.
MA JO: (Now dancing around) Look at me, look at me, I havent done
this in 20 years.
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May I introduce myself. Arthur Slugworth, President of Slugworth Chocolates,
incorporated. Now listen carefully because Im going to make you very rich indeed.
Mr Wonka is at this moment working on a fantastic invention: the Everlasting
Gobstopper. If he succeeds, hell ruin me. So all I want you to do is to get hold of just
one Everlasting Gobstopper and bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula.
Your reward will be ten thousand of these (He shows Charlie money) Just think a
new house for your family, good food and comfort for the rest of their lives.
And dont forget the name: Everlasting Gobstopper
Charlie runs off as fast as he can
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MIKE: Im Mike Teevee (pulls out a toy gun) BANG, BANG, YOURE
DEAD!
WW: (To Mrs Teevee) My, what an adorable little boy you have!
WW: And you must be Charlie Bucket
CHARLIE: Yes, sir. Pleasure to meet you.
WW: Now if you would all follow me please.
Musical accompaniment
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WW: It is? Are you sure? (emerges back through the same curtain)
ALL: Ooh, amazing, how clever, is he for real etc
WW: My dear friends, you are now at the nerve centre of the entire
Wonka Factory! Inside this room some of my dreams become
realities and some of realities become dreamsand
everything here is edible!
AUGUSTUS: Let me in, Im starving!
WW: Now dont lose your head Augustus!
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Dance: Loompah Land
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MRS BEAU: Whats for pudding honey?
VIOLET: Its(Violet freezes)
WW: Oh oh
MRS BEAU: HoneyVioletspeak to me, whats wrong..
WW: It always goes wrong when we get to the desert (making a
note in his book)
MRS BEAU: What have you done to my kid Wonka?
MA JO: (to Charlie) She should have listened to Mr Wonka Charlie!
WW: We must get her to the juicing room quick sharp!
MRS BEAU: Juicing room!
WW: There is no time for explanation, but rest assured it is fairly
simple operation..(blows his whistle)
MRS BEAU: You will be hearing from my lawyers Wonka!
All OLs enter
ALL OLs Dear friends, we surely must agree
OL 6 Theres almost nothing worse to see
OL 7 Than some replusive little bum
OL 1 Whos always chewing chewing gum
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VERUCA: Mummy!
MRS SALT: The man with the funny hat said no darling
Veruca stands by the geese having a screaming fit, a goose holds up a sign saying
the bad egg and the OLs come on and take her off.
Slugworth exits
OLs enter
OL 2: Veruca Salt, the little brute
OL 3: Has just gone down the rubbish chute,
OL 4: Down goes Veruca, down the drain,
OL 5: And here, perhaps, we should explain
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WW: You should open your mouth a little wider when you
speak.so I said to myself, if you can do it with a photograph,
you could do it with a bar of chocolate
MRS TEEVEE: No way
WW: Yes way, its flying over our heads right now
The OL carry forward a bar of chocolate
WW: And here it is, here Charlie try it, its delicious
MA JO: Thats amazing
CHARLIE: Thats a miracle
WW: Thats WONKAVISION!!
MIKE: Can you do it with people?
WW: Mmmmm, never tried it beforeit works in theory but it may
have some messy results(Mike moves himself to stand
behind the TV)
MIKE: Look Mum, Im on TV
MRS TEEVEE: Mikey, come away from that thingright this minute
WW: (Quietly) Stop! Dont! Come back!
MIKE: LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION
Mike shrinks down behind the TV set
MRS TEEVE: MIKEwhere are you?
MA JO: Hes up there in a million little pieces!
WW: Ooh theres definitely something coming through!
MRS TEEVEE: (Leaning over the TV)Oh no, what have you done to my
precious boy?
MIKE: (Unseen) Look at me Mum, this is the greatest thing that has
ever happened to me!
MRS TEEVEE: (Picks up something from behind the TV and puts it in her
handbag) You silly boy!
MIKE: I dont wanna go in there Mum. Let me out, its dark!
MRS TEEVEE: BE QUIET!
OLs enter
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OL 4: And stare until their eyes pop out.
WW: (OLs step forward) Take them to the toffee pulling maching
that should do the trick! (an OL whispers something to WW)
No, no, of course I wont hold you responsible!
SONG: Oompah Loopmah song- Mike
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There is a long pause and Charlie turns back to WW and gives him the everlasting
Gobstopper.
WW: So shines a good deed in a weary world. Charlie my boy, you
did it. Please forgive me for putting you through all this. Mr
Wilkinson!
CHARLIE/MA JO: SLUGWORTH!
MR WILKINSON: No, not Slugworth. It was a test you had to pass you see
Charlie. My name is Mr Wilkinson and I work for Mr Wonka.
WW; I had to test you Charlie, but you wonyou won the grand and
glorious jackpot!
CHARLIE: The chocolate!
Ww: Well yes the chocolate, but that is just the beginning..
MA JO: Im sorry Mr Wonka, I just dont understand!
WW; Well Ms Bucket, you see I cant go on forever, and I really dont
want to try.Charlie, how do you like the chocolate factory?
CHARLIE: I think its the most wonderful place in the world!
WW: Well that is good Charlie, because I am giving it all to you!
MA JO: Youre giving it to Charlie, the Chocolate factory?!!
WW: Yes! Yes! Who can I trust to run the factory and take care of
the Oompah Loopmahs for me? Not a grown up, they would
want to change everything so I decided that I must find a very
honest and loving child who can keep all my precious cancy
making secrets Do you accept Charlie?
CHARLIE: (Looks at Grandma Jo for reassurance) Yes, accept Mr
Wonka, but what happens to the rest of my family?
WW: You can bring them too. The whole family can move in
immediately. They will be looked after in the finest manner you
could ever imagine!
CHARLIE: Did you hear that Grandma? (They hug)
WW: But Charlie, dont forget what happened to the man who
suddenly got everything he wanted.
CHARLIE: What happened?
WW: He lived happily ever after!
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