Host: Ladies and gentlemen, lets welcome the candidates for miss intergalactic universe 2017.

*the candidates will enter the stage and introduce themselves.

No 1:
No. 2:
No. 3:
Host: well now, lets proceed to the question and answer portion. Are you ready
candidates?
Host: Candidate no. 1 please come and join us now.
-you look so confident?
No. 1: Magandang gabi sa mga magaganda, sa mga panget, wag na.
Host: Wow! Ang ganda naman ms. Phil. At confident pa!
No. 1: Truelala
Host: Okay, ito ang iyong tanong, What is your favorite part of your body and why?
No. 1: Thankyou for that wonderful question. Bago ko po simulant na sagutan ang tanong na
yan, magpapasalamat lng po ako sa mga nagsipunta, sa mga hindi wala kaming
pakialam.
My favorite part of my body is my neck.
Host: Why your neck?
No. 1: Because my neck holds my head and my head holds the crown and that crown is the
one I need for tonights competiton.
Host: Wow! Super wonderful answer.
Okay, heres your next question. Please give me an example of an amphibian?
No. 1: a frog.
Host: wow! Okay, ahhhmmm, give me another exsmple of amphibian?
No. 1: Amphibian? Haha.. another frog.. thank you!
Host: Hay naku! Pinagloloko mo lang kami eh. Here is your last question. Sino ang pumatay
kay lapu-lapu?
No. 1: Halla sir! Hindi po ako yun! Ano ba naman to, akala ko pageant lang, bat may crime
scene na naganap. Kung malaman ko lang kung sino sa inyo ang pumatay kay lapu-
lapu tignan nyo ipapakulong ko kayo!!! Nananahimik ung tao dto tapos dinadamay
nyo! MAGPAKITA ANG PUMATAY KAY LAPU LAPU AT NG MAGKASUBUKAN KAMI DITO!!!!
BAKA NGAYON LANG AKO MAKAPATAY NG TAO!!!! (AAWATIN NG MGA CANDIDATES)
HOST: Miss Phil. Wala na pong nakahawak sayo.
No. 1: Ah ganun ba. (sabay balik sa pwesto)

No. 4: of course, I know I am perfectly beautiful!

Host: wow thats great. miss ___________ what is your favorite color?
No. 4: my favorite color is fuchsia
Host: hmm interesting color, can you spell it?
contestant: uhmmm , i change my mind, red(pronounced by the candidate RID) nalang...
judge: okay then, spell red
contestant: R-I-D red
Host: R-E-D iyon. parang papunta na sa RIP ah.
No. 4: alam mo naman pala, nagtanong ka pa!
Host: ay aba masungit, sige eto nalang, Kung malaman mong may AIDS ang bf mo,
mamahalin mo pa rin ba siya?
No 4: Siempre naman, 'no! May kasabihan tayo.... AIDS doesnt matter
Host: AGE yun hindi AIDS!
No. 4: Parehas lang yun ano ka ba!
Host: well anyways your final question is What is your main contribution to this pageant?
No 4: Ano ba naman yan may ambagan pala dito.magkano ba? ayaw ko na wala akong
dala!
*the candidates walk out and goes back to her place.
Host: well thats weird. May we call on candidate No. 2 now. How are you?
No. 2: kung si candidate no. 1 maganda na sa lagay nayan, well dyosa na ako and I am
feeling great mister host!
Host:ohhhhhhh really. So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
No. 2 : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that na nga? KALABASH?
Host: Kalabash? Kalabasa , squash!!!!!! Oh eto ah kanina si miss ___________ nag spelling bee
so dapat ikaw rin
No. 2: oh sureeeee !!!!!bring it on!!!!!
Host: Spell ambulance.
No. 2: AM..B.
Host: faster!!!
No.2: wew! Wew! Wew! wew! Wew! Wew! wew! Wew! Wew! Tabi masasagasaan ka.
*with action!!!
Host : oh God, okay What is your favorite motto?
No. 2 : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd
starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is
gold!")
No. 2 : I have na po. Chinese gold!
Host: anong Chinese gold, time is gold!!!Hay okay, here is your final question. " how can you
face the problem if the problem is your face?"
*the candidate make face
Host: Im sorry this is the question, ok irevise ko nalang para sayo para d naman masyadong
harsh. Ano ang masasabi mo sa mga taong nagsasabing pangit ka?
No. 2: para sa mga nagsasabing pangit ako (with conviction), matuto kayong pumikit kapag
kayo ay naiinggit, kesa naman lait kayo ng lait eh mas masahol pa kayo sa panget!
Host: wow fierce!!!! Gusto ko yan!
*no. 2 got angry
Host: Tama na yan, relax chill! Thank you very much, and now lets welcome miss
______________.

No. 3: Helo good evening!!!!!!!! Hahaha (giggles)

Host: wow you look so happy! How are you?
No. 3: Im feeling great hahahah (giggle)
Host: okay sooooo, ahhhhh may baon ka ba diyan na kasabihan?
No. 3: wala, ikaw meron ka? (giggle)
Host: ay grabe siya? Diba ikaw kasali dito?
No. 3: ah ganun sige meron na, (giggle) Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach
a man to fish and he'll eat forever.
Host: wow ang ganda naman niyan. Pakiexplain nga!
No.3: (the contestant giggles continuously).thank you!!!!!!
Host: huh?okay eto nalang, why did you join this contest?
No. 3: me? why did i join this contest? THANK YOU!!!
Host: ulit? As in thank you ulit
*no. 3 giggles
Host: okay the winner is