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Simple-Ideas Occasional
A publication dedicated to the study and celebration
of com m on se nse an d repe atable ex perim ents

Robert L. Nuckolls, III


Medicine Lodge, KS
Number 100, Revision A, August 29, 2010

Education Finance? My Grandpa Would know . . .

Recent newsworthy stories c oncerning Kansas sch ools project at risk. One can spend up to half the value of the
have chronicled the acts of judges who legislate from the house to replace a faulty foundation. A roof that collapses
bench for the p urpo se of influencing the financing of state under a snow load will be expensive to repair in addition
schools. Legislators and regulators on taxpayer funded to destruction of contents by expo sure to the elements.
payro ll have debated the teaching of biological sciences
on several occasions spanning decades. A recent These simple-ideas are ingredients that go into a recipe for
“buzz-news” item suggests schools should be compelled success. The same simple-ideas are equally applicable to
to spend some minimum percentage of total budget on taxpayer financed discussions amongst those who claim
teachers and supp lies: The 65% solution?, Wichita Eagle, to have great concern for our children’s future. T heir
08/14/05. debates invariab ly move toward compromise – a
“solution” that upse ts the le ast number of debaters. My
As the latest discussion heats up, we’ll no doubt read that grandpa would be astounded at the idea of setting some
some individuals champion a 68% level while others may arbitrary fraction a total budget to finance fundamentals of
suggest that 63% is “sufficient.” These discussions are the task at hand. The funds you have are the funds you
classic examples of single issue decision making by have. Grandpa wo uld tell us that the mission is to first do
committee and/or judicial dictate where the true mission is the best you know how to do with the assets available..
obscured in an emotional fog of no-value-added debate. Lay foundations having a promise of enduring service.
Permit me to elaborate. You first assign ALL of those funds as need ed to
successfully achiev e fund ame ntal requ ireme nts.
My grandfather moved to Kansas early in the last century Fund amentals must come first and only then are you are
and set up shop in Wichita as a carpenter. He became a free to spend what’s left over on transient amen ities.
successful nurseryman, contractor and farmer and did
quite well. I’ve often hypothesized about what my Supp ose the latest deliberations by our esteemed pub lic
grandfather would say if he ob served the endless educators set the “magic” allocation of teacher and
bureaucra tic agonizing over features in our state’s supplies funds at 67%. What would this guarantee?
educational system. I think I know. Applying a similar “magic” number in the building of
houses could mean that some houses have hot tubs but
He would remind me that to build a house, you first lay a only three walls. Suppo se the 67% compromise produces
foundation. You add floor joists, and walls on top. Rafters really nice looking brick houses that crumble in a few
and roofing goes on next along with siding, wallboard, years because the foundations were too thin?
windows and do ors. These fund amental compo nents of a
house should be the very best you know how to do. The May I suggest that “comp romise” is one of the ugliest
goal is to produce a structure that will stand the test of words in the English language when it describes a sacrifice
time and b e serviceable perhaps 100 years from now. He of fundamentals in favor of upsetting the least number of
would advise that decisions about carpet versus wood people. No netheless, every decision by bureaucra tic
floors, plywood versus oak cabinets, central vacuum committee has and will continue to offer up endless
systems, swimming pools, and the like are not fundamental streams of compromise.
to the builder’s craft. These are features that will come and
go over the lifetime of the house depend ing on willingness It’s interesting to note that cost to taxpayers for U.S.
and ability of the owner. schools continues to climb while they produce students
with declining stature among their peers worldwide. Too
Grandpa would caution that compromise of the many of our children know how to put a condom on a
fundamentals in favor of transient options puts the entire banana, organize a letter writing crusade to protect the

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yellow-bellied tree frog, and express themselves with art to prevent these opinions and customs from
. . . but are unable to read, write, or solve a elementary becoming perm anen t, you will secure the
algebra problem. second generation by a general system of
pub lic education for the children. A prince or
My grandpa could tell us exactly how this happened. He a legislator should never establish a colony
would suggest that we’ve arrived at this sorry state without first arranging to send wise men
because parents have lost control of the Prime Directive in alon g to instruct the youth...
child raising. It is the p arent’s d uty to educate their
children for transition from a state of dependency-and- A diligent student of history and skilled organizer of
fear-of-punishment to a state of self-sufficiency-and- simple-ideas, Bastiat accurately identifies the risks of
understanding with skills and attitudes that maximize turning education of any citizen over to the will of the
prob ability of success as honorable citizens. legislature. He points out two centuries ago that the goal
of a legislato r is not to cultivate individuals disp osed to
The endless parade of discussions to slice and dice every honorable, liberty loving behavior and armed with
non-issue down to its m ost trivial co mpo nent is a terrible understanding of fundamentals. He suggests (and history
distraction from the real mission of any educational demo nstrates) that the legislator’s fon dest wish is to mo ld
endeavor: society into docile, mallea ble sub jects co mpliant with the
law giver’s every whim . He corre ctly suggests that it takes
• Bring capable teachers together with willing but a few generatio ns to achieve the idealized state of
stude nts so that the exploration and public acquiescence if not dedicated obedience. One needs
understanding of simple-ideas can be exchanged. only to achieve command and control over the nation’s
schools.
The well-founded graduate will have both oppo rtunity and
capability to indulge them selves in the acq uisition of solid M y grandpa never made it past grade scho ol but ultimately
oak cabinets and nice cars to store in attached, three-car achieved his GED . If he were alive today, it’s a certainty
garages. But lacking fundamentals, their lives will be a that he would be disheartened by the present state of
repeating experience of trying to recover from personal public educ ation. H e would be astou nded that Congress
decay and collapse precipitated by their compromised finds it necessary to craft law like “No Child Left Behind”.
education.
NCLB is equivalent to a law like “No Car Left
These goals are obviously not the focus of legislators, Un-repaired”, or a “Healthy Foods in Restaurants Act”. It
judges and administrators who have hijacked parental is a sad if not dangero us time when givers of law find it
control over the education of our children. W hen seductive necessary or even useful to regulate both quantity and
government offers to take on the task of education, the quality of any product while simultaneously subsid izing its
student falls prey to the real mission of government cost of pro duction. W hen go vernm ent inserts itself into
schools. the supplier/consumer relationship of honorable citizens
the outco me is alw ays fraught with failure and unintended
150 years ago, Fred eric B astiat wro te abo ut his conseq uences. There is no agency or activity of
observations of the huma n condition and took sp ecial no te government filtered thro ugh the free-ma rket of liberty
of that bright star on the western Atlantic, the United loving people. It follows that No Child Left Behind had no
States of America. In his pamphlet entitled, “The Law” he higher probab ility of success than thousands o f similarly
makes note of a long standing practice of legislators to unconstitutional bits of legislation. It served only to allow
take over the education of children wherein he wrote: an increasingly statist congress to drive one more tiny
wedge into liberty and freedom.
On an u ncultivated island that you are
populating with children, you need do Like every other manner in which government has taken
nothing but let the seeds of truth germ inate over a segm ent of our lives, education is doomed to the
along with the development of reason.... But same future as the Post Office, Social Security, Medicare,
when you resettle a nation with a past into a W elfare, Amtrak, etc. etc. The costs of all these endeavors
new country, the skill of the legislator rests in is spiraling upward while dwindling quantity of availab le
the policy of p erm itting the people to retain service becom es rationed as q uality of service degrades.
no injurious opinions and customs which can The hijacking of education is more onerous and evil than
possibly be cured and corrected. If you desire any and all other endeavors of governmen t. The

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incompetence of government in the management of hono rable behavior and a knowledge of fundam entals
education is toxic to the hum an’s ability and willingness to (simple-ideas) will be those who ones who succeed in the
be independent, free, productive and prosperous members creatio n of wealth and ever expanding opp ortunity.
of a liberty-loving culture. An ignorant, dependent and
incompetent populace threatens to return our economy and The burden imposed by can’t-do individuals (politicians
living standards b ack hund reds of years. W orse yet, it and their obedient constituents) is becoming so great upon
makes our nation vulnerable to attack from interest outside those who can do, they will soon be unable to sustain the
our borders that would be delighted to make Chinese, whole. That is the time we can look forward to total
Farse, or perhaps Russian the national language. economic collapse of a once great nation.

One cannot replace experience and comm on sense with M y grand pa would tell us that the b lame rests totally in the
policies and procedures. One cannot replace the laps of parents who brought new citize ns into the world
parent-student-teacher relationship with laws, judicial and then allowed them to become the clay from which
fiat, and boards of education. My under-educated, legislators are molding a compliant nation. After two
common-sense grandpa could and would offer simple, generations of paternal malfeasance, the government
high-value, no-charge advice that a room full of bickering schools have broken the bond to enlightenment. As
comprom isers will never understand - much less achieve. products of government educational poison, modern
parents do not know what they do not know.
Robert Heinlein, an astute observer and analyst of the
human condition once wrote: Should efforts to correct his horrible condition become a
threat to statists and law-givers, those who agree with my
Throughout history, poverty is the normal grand pa’s assessment will become targets of abuse and
condition of man. Advan ces which perm it this perhaps even force of retaliatory law.
norm to be exceeded -- here and there, now
and then -- are th e wo rk of an extrem ely But my grandp a’s logic is unassailable. Houses nor
sm all minority, frequently despised, often nations will stand the test of time and human shortcomings
condemned, and almost always opposed by all unless they stand upon solid foundations. The nations
right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny foundation is its liberty-loving citizens. The future of our
m inority is kept from creating, or (as nation is dep endent on us and our children ’s ability to
sometimes happ ens) is driven out of a society, overcome the evils of an honor less, self-serving
the people then slip back into abject poverty. government that seeks an ever growing power over our
This is known as "bad luck". lives.

W hile the bureaucrats and politicians attribute the fall of If you are a parent and you would like for your children to
a nation to bad luck, I’ll suggest that it simply a matter of be one of H einlein’s ca pab le mino rity, then the way is
getting what we voted for and then financed. That’s the clear. The solution is total divorce from government
true irony of what we’re witnessing in the United States schools that are and will forever be mired in debate and
today. The very folks who made this country the political comp romise over percentages, processes, curriculum,
and economical miracle of the 18 th and 19 th centuries are social issues, union rules and obedience to government
now paying for their own destruction and rewarding the ir while remaining purposefully ignorant of the duty of
tormentors hand somely to bo ot! honora ble and capable parents, teachers and students.

W hether one coaches basketball, builds houses, or raises -----*****-----


children only those who understand and embrace liberty,

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