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Clubs
Why get Involved?? How to Join a Club or Society
It’s crucial whilst at University to broaden your horizons and meet new peo-
ple… that’s why joining a society or sports club is such a great idea! With
over 120 to choose from and the capacity to start your own society or club
there’s no excuse for not getting involved. Most interests, be they music,
religion, watersports, Greek culture or martial arts are catered for, not to
mention reams of other weird and wonderful subjects. All societies and
clubs are open to all students for free – You can join up by leaving a note
in the correct pigeonhole in the Union postroom, or alternatively visit the
Vice-President Societies & Culture or Vice-President Sports in the
Students’ Union offices.

Don’t Like What We Have to Offer ?? Form a New Society!

To form a new society or club you need to come and see the relevant sab-
batical officer. You are then asked to write a definition of what you intend to
do, and how you will be different from existent societies and clubs. After col-
lecting the signatures and details of full members of the Students’ Union
who wish to be involved you are required to attend either the Societies or
Sports Standing Committee to be ratified - this purely involves outlining
what you want to do and taking any questions from the floor. If you receive
a majority “yes” vote then your society exists!
After this you need to organise an inaugural AGM at which 10 full members
of the Students’ Union must be present and at which must vote in a
Chairperson, Secretary and Treasurer (your 3 account signatories). AGMs
must be advertised in Barefacts for two weeks prior to the meeting.

If you have any questions please e-mail L.Andrews@surrey.ac.uk (soci-

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Current Societies and Amenitities

Afro Caribbean, Arabic, Asian, Astronomy, Ballroom Dancing, Biosoc,

Catholic Society, Cheerleading, Chemical Engineering, Chemistry, Chess,
Chinese Asian, Christian Union, Civil Engineering, Cyprus, EARS –
Electronic Amateur Radio Society, Economics, Electrical Engineering,
Emotive Student Dance Company, Funk, Gamesoc, German, Gmas,
Greensoc, GU2 1350am Student Radio, Hazel Farm Society, Hellenic,
Iranian, Islamic, Japanese, Jewish, Law Soc, LGB – Lesbian Gay and
Bisexual, Live (formerly Unplugged), MADsoc – Music and Drama,
Malaysian, Maths & Computing, Mechanical Engineering, Mental Skillz,
Motion, Mature Students’ Association, Nightline, Nordic, No Wave, OFU –
Oscar Film Unit, Orthodox, PGA – Postgraduates Association, Physoc,
Rag – Raising and Giving, Robot Soc, Sci-Fi and Fantasy, Singapore, SIS
– Student Industrial Society, Sonic Boom, Stage Crew, St. John’s Link,
Taiwanese, Thai, Third World Development, Turkish, Windband, Yoga and
Meditation

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Aikido, American Football, Archery, Athletics, Badminton, Baseball,
BasketBall, Boxing, Boat, Cricket, Duke of Edinburgh, Fencing, Football,
Golf, Hockey, Jui Jitsu, Judo, Karate, Kick Boxing, Kung Fu, Mountain
Biking, Mountaineering, Mountain Walking, Netball, Extreme Sports,
Riding, , Rugby, Sailing, Scout & Guide, Ski, Snooker & Pool, Squash, Sub
Aqua, Swimming, Tennis, Surf, Tai Jitsu, Tai Kwon Doe, Tennis,
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Reuben NUS
Phantom
Rants President Events
Flinger Planner
p5 p5 p9 p8

VC Gets CBE
by James Buller
News Team
The UniS VC has been
appointed a CBE in the New
Years Honours list. Vice
Chancellor Professor Patrick
Dowling got the award for his
role in strengthening the links
between higher education and
industry.
As well as leading the University
Of Surrey Professor Dowling is
involved with many important
regional and national forums for
industry and commerce.
Talking about the commendation
Prof. Dowling said, “I was person-
ally surprised and very pleased
indeed to have been honoured
with the award of a CBE”. He went
on: “As well as acknowledging my
own involvement in fostering links
between academe, business and
industry, I believe that such an
honour reflects especially the con-
tinuing success of the University
of Surrey’s mission which has
always been to work closely with
industry”.
Indeed the University’s Royal
Charter prescribes UniS to be:
“…in close co-operation with the
industrial life of the country and
with commerce and the profes-
sions to enrich the life and liveli-
hood of the community”.
Campus itself is home to Surrey
Satellite Technology Ltd and the
neighbouring Research Park,
owned by UniS is home to over 90
enterprises. More than five hun-
dred companies, including several
multinationals are also in partner-
ship with the University.
Prof. Dowling himself is also Chair
of the Business and Industry
Sector Group of Universities UK
and an advisor to SEEDA (South
East England Development
Agency). Recently he became the
new President of the Association
for Science Education. In March
1999 he was made Deputy
Lieutenant of the County of Surrey.
The VC added: “I consider it a
great privilege to lead the
University of Surrey and its excel-
lent and dedicated staff and stu-
dents. All members of the
University community work
extremely hard to continue our tra-
dition of service to UK business
and industry.”
Born in Dublin, Patrick Dowling
achieved first class honours in
Civil Engineering there, at
University College. After a
PhD at London’s Imperial
College he stayed on to
become Head of the
Department of Civil
Engineering and British
Steel Professor of Steel
Structures.
He now has credits on
over 250 books and tech-
nical papers and was also
involved with the design
of the Thames Barrier. He
is a Fellow and Vice-
President of the Royal
Academy of Engineering,
a Fellow of the Royal
Society and a past
President of the Institution
of Structural Engineers.
He took the job of VC in
1994 and now lives in
Blackwell House, near
Manor Farm in Guildford.
With his wife Grace who
is a GP, he has a daugh-
ter, Rachel, who is an
engineer and mathemati-
cian and a son, Tiernan,
who is a doctor.
Professor Patrick Dowling CBE

Oh Bollards!!!
On Monday 15th January at approxi-
mately 7.15pm there was an unfortunate
car accident on the link road around
campus involving the newly built chi-
cane situated near the University lake
and a gray hatchback car.
It appears that the driver of the car in
question drove just straight into the bol-
lards without realizing there was a chi-
cane situated in the road. The car
received extensive damage to the bon-
net of the car and is presumed to be a
write off. At the time of press Barefacts
believes that there were no serious
injuries with any of the parties involved .
However, this does raise a few ques-
tions about the lighting of this chicane, Is
there sufficient street lighting around this
new road design? Is the reflective strip
enough to warn drivers of the hazard
ahead?
This is the latest in the a long line of
questions that have been raised about
the adequacy of the lighting around
campus with previous concerns center-
ing around student safety
Barefacts is currently looking into this
and will bring you more information in
the next issue.

barefacts@surrey.ac.uk News 3-4 n Features 5-6, n Events 8 n Lifestyle 9 n Sport 10-11

 4 News In Brief 18/01/01

Editorial watchout...ahh that reminds me....next monday

evening is the human auction night where the sabbs
and other volunteers will be selling themselves to the
highest bidder. So come along to the main Union and
Editorial Team Welcome back, I hope you all had a great holiday and
you are raring to go for this new semester. see what you can buy.....all money goes to rag!!!
Editor
Editor
Kevin Marston As you might of guessed there have been a few Only two issues to go!!!!
changes around the Union while you have been
away. The most obvious one being the beer prices Kevin
Deputy
Deputy Editor
Editor
Luke Hickey going down which is a great way to start the new
year.
Production
Production Editor
Editor Anyway back to barefacts. This week you might have
Andrew Thomas
guessed is a rather small issue but don’t worry, next
News
News Team
Team week it will back to normal size bulging at the seams
James Buller with news, features and gossip. A big sorry to all the
Arthi Veerupillai writers who submitted articles this week and didn’t
get in but don’t worry they will be in next week.
Political
Political Editor
Editor
Reuben Thompson Next week’s issue is the ‘rag’ barefacts so

Features
Features Editor
Editor
Vacant ...News In Brief...News In Brief...News
Music
Music Editor
Editor UniS Wins NASA Contract from the university to the town centre and then out to
Owen Hazelby Slyfield.
The university’s own satellite company has been County councillor, Tom Sharp (Lib Dem, Guildford
Arts
Arts Editor
Editor awarded a $120,00 contract by NASA. Surrey Satellite South) feels the transit system could solve Guildford’s
Vacant Technology Ltd (SSTL) has been commissioned to traffic congestion. He said, “A substantial switch away
Film
Film Editors
Editors investigate the concept of using four spacecraft to from the car could be achieved with a scheme of this
Sariqa Wagley study the Earth’s atmosphere. sort. I have always believed in it,”
Libby Hurt NASA wants to launch the Magnetospheric Carr West’s spokesman, Victor Trocki said “We noti-
Multiscale (MMS) minisatelites in 2005 and SSTL is fied councillors of the decision because of perceived
Science the only non-US company to be involved with the proj- transport policy within the borough and the county.”
Science Editor
Editor
Nick Walsh ect. The craft will study how the Earth’s magnetic field But he added: “We may come back to it at a later
interacts with solar radiation. They will all fly in forma- date.”
tion and use the Moon’s gravity to change their orbital An independent report concluded that it was highly
Sports
Sports Editor
Editor path. unlikely that the scheme could be funded on an exclu-
Dave Chapman
sively commercial basis. The taxpayer would have to
contribute.
Marketing
Marketing Team
Team Scientists Have Too Much On Their Plates
Ali Danby
Ellen van Keulen A bid to break the world record for plate spinning Surrey’s Drinking Driving Rises
failed at one of university’s Christmas conferences.
Entertainer Andrew Van Buren attempted to break The number of festive period drink drivers in Surrey
Contributers
Contributers his own record of 60 spinning plates as a charity stunt was up on last year. More motorists than before were
Luke Mackenzie
during the meeting of the Association for Science found to be over the alcohol limit in the usual
Lucy Andrews Education (ASE). Christmas crack down by police. However Surrey’s
& Dr Russ
The ASE event lasted four days with nearly 4,000 results were lower than the National Average. In
delegates in a marquee outside the Austin Pearce Guildford nine breath tests were administered during
building. Heads of Science, Headteachers, primary the campaign, three of which were positive.
barefacts and secondary school teachers, advisers and inspec- Ch Insp. Mark Clark said: “We have seen a relative-
Union House, University Of Surrey tors along with sixth form students came from over 50 ly small rise in the number of positive breath tests per
Guildford, Surrey, GU2 7XH countries to attend. The organisation was celebrating head of population. What is significant is that despite
100 years since the formation of the first science very poor weather this year the number of injury colli-
Tel: 01483 879275 teachers’ association. sions has dropped slightly.”
Fax: 01483 534749 To mark the occasion Van Buren tried to spin 100 Before Christmas, Surrey and British Transport
email: barefacts@surrey.ac.uk plates on long thin poles. The spinning plates also rep- Police set up stands at Guildford, Woking and Redhill
resented “the delicate balance needed to achieve suc- train stations Commuters could take voluntary breath
Deadline for Publication cessful science teaching”. tests before driving home. In total 41 people took part,
Music, Arts & Features Friday 1pm Unfortunately only about 40 plates were spinning of which 13 were positive. They and many others were
News & Sports Monday 12pm atop their poles before they began crashing to the handed leaflets advising about dangers of drinking
floor. All was not lost however as an auction of the sur- and driving.
Submissions viving china ensued. The proceeds were been donat- Mark Watts, Labour Euro-MP for Surrey, has called
preferably on disk / email in Word 6.0 Format, ed to a local charity, CHASE Children’s Hospice for tougher drink-driving laws. He said, “These figures
Text in Arial, size 9 font Service. The service was established in 1994 and clearly support the case for tougher drink-driving laws.
needs £2 million per year to keep running. It is cur- While the UK has one of the best records in Europe for
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or the University of Surrey. The ASE promotes supports and develops science another boost. One in seven road deaths still involve
education at all levels. Its Annual Meeting is the alcohol of some type and this is far too many.”
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that the ASE has chosen the University of Surrey for wine. This would bring the UK into line with most other
its prestigious Centenary Annual Meeting.” European countries, and save hundreds of lives per
Printed by Andrew Van Buren started performing as a child, in year.” Mr Watts added: “Next week in Strasbourg the
East End Offset (TU), Bow, London, E3 3LT his parents’ magic show. He now tours around the European Parliament will be voting to endorse my call
world with his illusions. He has appeared at many for a mandatory EU-wide common limit of 50 promille.”
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famous venues and on several TV programmes.

Mouse Stops Plane

Monorail Off Track
The prospect of a monorail in Guildford has taken a
knock. The system’s potential builder has announced
it that it is to concentrate on projects elsewhere due to
a lack of support in the town.
Guildford based firm, Carr West said that the local
authorities have never given a firm commitment to the
scheme despite three years of debate.
However Surrey County Council and Guildford
Borough Council say they still want to keep the plan
alive. The monorails suggested route would take it
A passenger jet was delayed for a day while crew
searched for a mouse seen on board. The Swiss
plane was due to take off from Zurich on Sunday,
heading for the Mexican resort of Cancun.
However officials said the rodent had to be found
before it chewed through any vital control wires.
Poison was laid and later the mouse turned up dead
in the cockpit.
200 passengers spent the 24-hour delay in hotels
while those in Cancun got an extra day of vacation.
18/01/01 Politics 5

Man on a mission
by Reuben Thompson
Political Editor
Casually dressed and seemingly very
laid back, Owain James doesn’t exactly
look like the most powerful student in
Britain. Under the easy-going facade,
however, lies a man on a mission. A
mission to remove tuition fees and rein-
state grants and a mission in which he
believes he, or more accurately we, can
succeed.
“The message has to be— ‘Don’t suffer in
silence’” he enthuses. “Make people listen:
tell your parents, go back to your old school
and tell the kids there, write to your MP and
your local paper. Get your parents to do the
same. Our national march did well on a
national level, but now we need to take it
down to the local level. If we can get MPs to
get as many letters as they do over fox hunt-
ing then we can make it far more of a nation-
al issue like they did in Scotland”. Asked
about whether he felt the Scottish system
went far enough, he replied that it was a
start but “it simply doesn’t go far enough. But
we should look at the way students in
Scotland mobilised on the issue and use that
as a basis for our protests.”
Even so, he explained, tuition fees aren’t
even our worst enemy as students— that
would be top-up fees. “There is a clear sign
of danger, especially since Universities UK
[the committee of Vice Chancellors] recom-
mended that students should be made to
find the £1.4bn needed to balance the
books. If we don’t get active now, it could get
far worse”.
Equally importantly, and probably a ques-
tion that many students want answered,
since he is supposedly our representative, is
what exactly are the responsibilities of the
president of the NUS?
“Well, I’m the spokesperson for the organ-
isation and its members. I have to ensure
that the NUS is the full force of the student
body and play a key role in fronting the cam-
paigns that we run.” When pressed on what
other campaigns the NUS will be fronting
this year, he explained “We will carry on
focusing on tuition fees this year, and if nec-
essary until we win, but we shall also be
working on voter registration for the upcom-
ing general election. We’d also like to see
more people get involved in the NUS at a
national level.”
This leads him on to his next point— that
we need to make tuition fees one of the top
issues of the general election. “Politicians
respond to public opinion. By getting the
issue on the front of national papers we can can win as long as we can run the campaign
continue exerting the pressure on political big enough. And that depends on the stu-
parties to take a definite stance on the issue. dents. We need every union in the country to
We already have the Liberal Democrats try- join in, every sabbatical. You have a very
ing to make it a bigger issue, but with capable team here, and are very lucky. What
enough work we can bring the other parties is clear is that at the moment student fund-
round. David Blunkett described student ing is not dictated by financial necessities
finance as a disgrace in 1994 whilst still but by politics. The criteria for entry into
shadow Education secretary. The situation higher education should be academic and
has just got worse ever since. The money not monetary.”
which was meant to go back into education
from the collecting of fees and the removal
of grants simply hasn’t improved the funding
situation. In fact universities get £565 million
less than they did.”
Another aspect of student funding Owain
would like to see changed is the London
weighting. “It’s fundamentally unfair on
almost everyone, not least the London stu-
dents themselves. Firstly the weighting is
simply not large enough to reflect the differ-
ence in cost of living, and secondly is
excludes those students in other areas with
high cost of living, including Guildford and
other areas near London, but also places
such as Edinburgh which can be very near-
ly equally expensive. Surely funding should
be based on the cost of living in an area?”
The final question, though, had to be does
Owain James, NUS President
he really feel that he can succeed? “Yes! We

Reuben
Rants he’s political!
I can’t honestly say that this week was necessarily
the best in history in which to start a new political col-
umn, seen as really not that much happened. That
said, the powers that be have decided that from now
until the impending general election, we should have
a column every week looking at what has gone on in
the er…hotbed of adult democratic debate that is our
parliament (you can take that last bit as you want!).
We all know that a good 99.99% of politics is mind-
numbingly boring, but hopefully, in this column I will
be able to weed out that and leave that which is
(remotely) interesting.
It seemed to be a week where Labour had nothing
to say for itself and was mainly on the run from both
the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats, who
despite this lack of action once again did little to
knock Labour’s considerable poll lead. So let’s start
with the always interesting William Hague. He
appeared on Breakfast with Frost earlier this week to
lambaste the government about 432 things that
nobody but him cares about, but more importantly
brought back up the subject of a three-way party
leaders’ debate. He quite correctly pointed out that
Tony Blair was the only major party leader to have not
yet agreed. Mr. Blair replied later in the day that he
“didn’t want to spend ten weeks debating whether to
have a debate”. Well, Tony, you may have tried to
look clever, but it just looks like William Hague has
you running scared.
The Tories other big issue of the week was their
new “You paid the tax” campaign, running in the more
right wing of the national papers, where they accuse
the government of not providing value for money on a
variety of issues. It’s obviously meant to be hard hit-
ting but the majority of people are probably going to
be more interested in the question of what the
Conservatives are actually going to do about it, which
the adverts leave unanswered.
The Lib-Dems on the other hand spent a lot of the
week waving research around. The first piece was a
report, which claimed that both the Labour budgetary
plans from the last few years that come in on the first
of April, and the Tories proposed tax cuts, which were
outlined last week, are unworkable. That said, since
the Liberals provided the report, their own proposals
haven’t been subject to the same scepticism. The
second, however, was a report championed by their
education spokesperson, Phil Willis, which said that
too many tests are bad for you. No surprise there.
This was in direct opposition to the Education
Secretary, David Blunkett’s assertion earlier in the
week, that more, harder tests were needed in primary
schools.
The final issue of interest to all the parties was one
championed by both the Tories and whatever remains
of the UKIP: the market trader Steve Thorber, who
refused to stop selling using imperial measures and
was prosecuted by Sunderland Council. The Tories
said that it was “European bureaucracy gone mad”,
the UKIP, always privy to a sensible debate on any
subject, said that it meant that we should immediate-
ly leave the EU, and the Liberals said that we should
all grow up, use metric and stop wasting time and
public money prosecuting the “metric martyr” as he
has become known. Since Sunderland is Labour con-
trolled, the Labour party has been remarkably quiet
on the issue.
Next week, parliament is back in full session so we
should see some more exciting stories. Here’s hoping
anyway…
Sabbatical
Elections
Sabbatical elections are loom- in the voting for delegates to rep-
ing, and its coming to the last few resent USSU at this years NUS
weeks where you can pick up and convention. This is where the new
entry form. The sabbatical job is a NUS committee is voted in, and
paid ‘year out’ either during or policy for the forthcoming year is
after your degree where you can set. Again, details can be found at
learn vital skills that will put you in Union reception.
good stead for the future. The
positions available are President, If you are interested in becoming
VP Communications and a sabbatical then pop into the
Marketing, VP Education and meeting on Friday 19th January,
Welfare, VP Finance and
6pm in the Grant Mitchell Room.
Development, VP Societies and
Culture, and VP Sports. Any full
Luke Mackenzie
member of the Union can stand,
and I urge you to do so as you
really can make a difference.
Even if you are only slightly inter-
ested, you can pick up a nomina-
tion pack with full details regard-
ing the jobs from the Unions’
reception.
Also this year, we will be having
a vote on whether to affiliate to
NUS for the next 2 years. Our
annual subscription to this is over
£30,000, but we get discounts on
beer sales, and students can
carry NUS cards entitling them to
discounts. Watch out for a further
discussion on this next week.
NUS also features prominently

If you have moved to Guildford this autumn
you should ensure that you are registered to
vote in local and national elections.
Students resident in University accommoda-
tion on Campus, Hazel Farm and Bellerby
Court on 10th October 2000 will be included
in the return made by the Accommodation
Office to Guildford Borough Council. The
Draft Register of Electors is available at the
Electoral Registration
Council offices and local post offices for
checking at the beginning of December -
please check that you are included. If you
were not resident in Guildford on 10th
October you are not eligible to vote in
Guildford and you should ensure that you
are registered for the address at which you
were resident on that date. Copies of lists
sent by the Accommodation Office to the
Council will be available for checking in
Court Receptions (or the Accommodation
Office for those at Hazel Farm and Bellerby
Court) from now.
If you live offsite, forms for electoral regis-
tration are sent to every address in
September and reminders are sent out in
October. You are required by law to com-
plete the forms with all necessary informa-
tion. Students are entitled to vote at home
as well as in Guildford and you are strongly
recommended to make sure you are regis-
tered in both places. Note however, that
during a General Election you can only vote
in one place, not both!
The Accommodation Office and Students
Union will help but it is your responsibil-
ity to check that you are included on the
Register of Electors.
 6 Features & Letters 18/01/01

An End To Hunting With Dogs

by Emma van Huysse
Environmental Correspondant
This year, the MP’s will be voting on the
Governments Hunting Bill. Three options
have been put forward, from which only one
can be accepted. These are:
- Hunting with dogs can continue, with vol-
untary self-regulation.
- Hunting with dogs can continue, but with
license from a new hunting authority.
- Hunting with dogs is banned.
The arguments given in favour of hunting
are that:
- It is an effective method to control foxes,
deer, hares and mink that may be trouble-
some to farmers.
- It is a part of English heritage that should
be maintained.
- Many jobs are dependant on the hunt and
a to ban hunting with dogs would result in a
large increase in rural unemployment,
already a serious issue in many rural com-
munities.
- It is enjoyable to those involved !?
Whatever your initial response to hunting
and your current opinion, please consider
these counter arguments.
Firstly, having been brought up on a fam-
ily small holding In a very rural area of North
Devon, I appreciate that foxes in particular
can be a problem to farmers. On a number
of occasions we had chickens and ducks
taken by a fox. However, while it may be
true that the hunt does indeed kill the fox, if
there is a genuine problem there are other
more humane methods of doing this such
as by calling in a marksman. Hunting the fox
leads to a long, slow and painful death, fol-
lowing an exhausting chase which can go
on for many miles before the fox is finally
caught and mauled to death. A shot from a
marksman kills the animal instantly without
all this sufferance.
It is true that many rural communities have
a tradition of hunting, and understandable
that this is something that they do not wish
to loose. However, the spectacle of the hunt
is the chase and not the kill that results. In
many instances few riders actually witness
the kill having fallen slightly behind the lead-
ers of the hunt. Drag hunting has been
adopted by some hunts to allow hunting to
continue as a more genuine and humane
sporting activity. The enjoyment of the
chase is maintained, as is the tradition.
Few jobs, other than in kennels, are
dependent on hunting with dogs. While it
may be true that the hunting season can
bring in visitors, therefore revenue, to rural
areas, these people have come to see and
take part in the hunting, not the actual kill!
By simply switching to drag hunting, the
tourist/visitor aspect can be totally main-
tained. There may even be an increase as
those opposed to the principals of the cur-
rent purpose of the hunt (i.e. the chasing
and killing of a fox/other animal) but inter-
ested in riding may also be attracted. In
addition, the conditions that hunting dogs
are often kept and bred in are poor. It is not
their natural instinct to hunt and kill as the
hunt trains them to do, and after only a few
years they become too old to hunt (i.e. are
not as fast or aggressive) so are retired. In
some cases, homes are found for them, but
often they are simply put down.
Finally, what is enjoyable? Is it the exhila-
ration of the ride or witnessing an animal
being ripped to pieces? If the later, you are
surely in need of psychiatric help and
should be locked up anyway! Most people
would agree that drag hunting is a perfectly
acceptable alternative. Although this still
causes some disturbance to other wildlife,
banning the use of dogs reduces the hunts
impact. Dogs become excited by the chase,
tearing through hedges and other vegeta-
tion, damaging crops, worry livestock and
attacking other small mammals and birds.
If you are opposed to hunting with dogs,
please write to our local MP for Guildford,
Nick St.Aubyn expressing your views, as
well as to Tony Blair, and your local MP at
home. The Prime Minister has already stat-
ed he is strongly against hunting with dogs.
The more public support that is received,
the more likely the bill is to go through and
all hunting with dogs will be banned.

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To: barefacts
From: Alex Stanway
Subject: RE: Tuition Fees
Cc:
Dear barefacts, we enter into. Taxation is about
taking money off people with the
In reply to those who commented threat of throwing them in prison.
on my original letter, I would like to It is distinctly anti-social, and no
address a number of points raised. basis for a healthy society.

Firstly, yes I would like to privatise
primary education as well, for the
same reasons.
Why would privatisation increase
costs and exclude people? In any
market costs will decrease over
time as better methods of provid-
ing service are developed. This
has happened in everything from
pens to home ownership which
were once the preserve of a few,
and are now widespread,
and it would happen in education.
Tristan O’Dwyer asserts that edu-
cation is about satisfying ones
thirst for knowledge. This may be
so, but the justification for funding
education is that it pays off in the
long run to have an educated pop-
ulation and active scientific
research. If this is so why wouldn’t
private entities fund it? If you sim-
ply want to satisfy your thirst for
knowledge then please do so at
your own expense - not mine.
Some general points. If “society”
must take by force (ie taxation) a
large chunk of my wealth then I
would rather it did not exist.
Society is about the civil organisa-
tions and voluntary arrangements
Please send all responces to emails to barefacts not the author.
If you would like to write a letter then please send them to
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
The reference to slavery was more
abstract than it appears to have
been taken. To claim a right to
education is to claim that educa-
tors have no right to refuse to edu-
cate us. Whether the educators
actually want to educate us is not
the issue. If you want more money
to go to certain causes you are
free to give it voluntarily. Do not
volunteer my money as that is
theft. On art, literature etc, did
Shakespeare have a Arts Council
grant? Did Elgar compose his
works when skipping a Media
Studies class? No. Culture is part
of, perhaps central to the human
condition, to imagine that it would
disappear without government
funding is to cheapen it beyond
belief.
Finally, I will apologise to the 35
students who attended the march
if those who frequent such events
will apologise for claiming to repre-
sent me when they are marching
around asking for yet more state
intervention in a market which is
already suffocated by too much.
Alex Stanway
18/01/01
Competition Time
Happy New Year and all those nice things people say to
each other at this time of year. So, did you have a nice
Christmas then? Just a few competitions for you this week,
but before that congratulations to Jeff (sorry we don’t know
your surname) for being the lucky victor of the Strongbow
bike before Christmas, look out for more like that soon. As
usual all entries in by 6pm Monday 22nd January 2001, first
out of the hat wins and editor’s decision is final.
Win Reef Concert Tickets
Our mates at the Guildford Civic have given us 2 pairs of
tickets to go and Reef live in concert on January 29th, and if
that wasn’t enough, they are also throwing in a copy of their
latest album ‘Getaway’. So if you want a chance of winning,
just answer this question:
The Great Barrier Reef is found off the coast of which
country?
Wales
Australia
Yemen
Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Hi, quizmaster Lovebite here; so you’ve seen the show,
played the arcade machine and if you’re really unlucky
you’ve probably also read the book and played the board
game. Well now comes the ultimate test, Who Wants To Be
A Millionaire – Barefacts Style. This week was the turn of
the five VPs. If you would like to represent you’re depart-
ment, society or sports club then let us know. Each VP was
given two lifelines: ask the audience and 50:50, apart from
that normal rules apply.
The Questions
£100: Which of these colours is not usually found on a tra-
ditional rainbow?
a: Red b: Yellow c: Blue d: Grey
£200: What is the capital city of France?
a: Paris b: Lyon c: Milan d: Madrid
£300: Traditionally what colour are London taxis?
a: Pink b: Purple c: Black d: Yellow with blue stripes
£500: Sonia Jackson is a character from which soap?
a: Eastenders b: Coronation Street c: Family Affairs
d: Brookside
£1000: In which section of an orchestra would you find a
viola?
a: Brass b: Strings c: Percussion d: Woodwind
£2000: Who presented the last ever TFI Friday?
a: Chris Evans b: Sir Elton John c: David Bowie
d: Jamie Theakston
£4000: Ryan Giggs represents which country in Football?
a: England b: Scotland c: Wales d: Northern Ireland
£8000: Which Gospel is the first in a standard New
Testamenr?
a: Matthew b: Luke c: Mark d: John
£16000: Which Rugby Union team shares their ground with
QPR football club?
a: Harlequins b: Northampton c: Wasps d: Rotherham
£32000: Joseph Washbourne is the lead singer of which
band?
a: Coldplay b: Mansun c: Badly Drawn Boy
d: Toploader
£64000: The Sciurus Vulgaris is better known as which
mammal?
a: Red Squirrel b: Common Dormouse c: Grey Squirrel
d: Garden Dormouse
£125,000: Who is the Patron Saint of Journalists?
a: Francis of Paola b: Frances of Rome
c: Francis of Assisi d: Francis of Sales
£250000: Which London Underground line is red on maps?
Competitions & Millinonaires 7
Win CDs
I have, in my possession, the latest Jennifer Lopez single
(the current number one), some Finley Quaye CDs, the lat-
est single from Yongen and the latest album from Mekon.
Fancy them, well answer this question:
Which long running chart show does Jayne Middlemass
present?
CD:UK
The Pepsi Chart
Top of the Pops
Win FNO Tickets
New year, same fantastic prize; complete the sentence in
the most apt way and 6 guest list tickets are yours.
If I were an animal, I would be a ….. because ….
a:Bakerloo b: Central c: District d: Victoria
Kevin Marston
£500,000: The German word ‘reisen’ is the verb meaning?
a: to work b: to sit c: to travel d: to live
Next up was Kermit, who decided to launch a preemptive
strike on the quizmaster, “My general knowledge is poor,
£1,000,000: Which football team play at Roots Hall?
especially given the kind of crap you’ll ask.” Well, despite
a: Southend b: Carisle c: Barnsley d: Leyton Orient
freely admitting to totally guessing the £500 question, Kev
succeeded in getting as far as the £8000 question before
using his first lifeline (audience), then started struggling as
Ask the Audience
he took the 50:50 on the next question before finally get-
ting the music question (£32k) wrong saying Coldplay.
£100: a 2% b: 2% c: 3% d: 93%
Slightly embarrassing for a man who was last year’s bf
£200: a: 90% b: 4% c: 6% d: 0%
Music Editor and was No Wave Chair for two years.
£300: a: 6% b: 4% c: 88% d: 2%
£1000
£500: a: 81% b:11% c: 6% d: 2%
£1000: a: 10% b: 76% c: 2% d: 12%
£2000: a: 20% b: 64% c: 2% d: 14%
Suzi Westwell
£4000: a: 38% b: 8% c: 48% d: 6%
£8000: a: 35:% b: 27% c: 19% d: 19%
‘Q’ began by professing, “I know shit but I’ll give it a go
£16000: a: 23% b: 19% c: 41% d: 17%
anyway”, and was soon in trouble at the £2000 question,
£32000: a: 13% b: 10% c: 39% d: 38%
using her audience lifeline, but then successfully guessed
£64000: a: 32% b: 20% c: 29% d: 19%
correctly. The next question saw her use the 50:50, and
£125,000: a: 23% b: 8% c: 27% d: 42%
after a few hints, Suzi guessed correctly. Then it went
£250,000: a: 33% b: 28% c: 21% d: 28%
wrong on the £8000 question, with her guessing b, rather
£500,000: a: 14% b: 32% c: 37% d: 17%
than taking the money. “Oh well, at least I’ve done as well
£1,000,000: a: 47% b: 11% c: 5% d: 37%
as the Muppet (Kev)”.
£1000
50:50
Lucy Andrews
£100: keep a & d
£200: keep a & b
Shifty began very well, only pausing to take the audience
£300: keep b & c
lifeline on the £2000 question and the 50:50 on the
£500: keep a & b
£16,000 question, on her way to being the first contestant
£1000: keep b & c
to get the guaranteed £32,000. However, her success was
£2000: keep a & b
short lived as she got question 11 wrong guessing b.
£4000: keep b & c
£32,000
£8000: keep a & c
£16000: keep a & c
£32000: keep b & d
Ben McCauley
£64000: keep a & d
£125,000: keep b & d
Big Daddy Mac was last up and began with unjustified pes-
£250,000: keep b & c
simism, “I’ll probably fail at the £1000 question”. He got
£500,000: keep a & c
through the first seven questions with ease before needing
£1,000,000: keep a & b
a lifeline; he took the audience one and correctly went with
their voting. Question nine was no trouble but question ten
kept up it’s performance of causing trouble, but after a
The Contestants
50:50, Ben guessed right. However, the £64,000 question
proved too difficult, with Ben guessing b.
Luke Mackenzie
£32,000
Lukey Boy set the game rolling with his trademark confi-
dence, “I’ll win this because I’m the most intelligent and it’ll
The Answers
be funny when Lucy gets the £100 question wrong”. Well,
he started well until it came to the first milestone question
£100: d £200: a £300: c £500: a £1000: b £2000: b
£1000. Luke didn’t have a clue and decided to award him-
£4000: c £8000: a £16000: c £32000: d £64000: a
self a third lifeline ‘Ask Jeves’ which he duly did, got the
£125,000: d £250,000: b £500,000: c £1,000,000: a
answer correct, and was disqualified. (He did however con-
tinue, and get all questions right up till the £125k question).
£0
18/01/01 Careers & Life After the Womb
Dr Russ
Dear Russ
I’ve been invited to an assessment centre. The letter
didn’t say very much about it. What exactly is it and
how can I best plan for it?
Dear Ben
Despite the continued popularity of the interview as a
means for selecting applicants, a number of studies have
shown that it is not a very successful method. As a result,
some employers, particularly those recruiting for trainee
management positions, have devised alternative assess-
ment procedures. They usually bundle all these together
and run them in what are called selection centres or assess-
ment centres.
Although you haven’t been told what sort of exercises they
intend to put you through, you can try to work it out for your-
self. The clue to it all is the job description. What sort of
person are they looking for? If they want numerate appli-
cants, it’s not unreasonable to expect some sort of pencil
and paper test to measure this. If you need to display self-
confidence in the job, they may ask you to give a presenta-
tion. If assertiveness is a requirement, you are highly likely
to face some sort of group discussion to see how persua-
sively you communicate. If the job requires people who can
write clear and effective English, you may be asked to draft
a letter or précis a document.
Over the next few weeks I’ll describe these exercises in
more detail in answers to letters from other students. There
is also a really good leaflet on assessment centres in the
Careers Service. I will be giving a careers talk on this sub-
ject on Monday 5 February at 1 pm in TB 1. You might also
like to think about getting in some practice before the real
thing by coming to an Assessment Centre Workshop on 7
February at 2-4 pm in LT B. We still have places left if you’d
like to pop in to the Careers Service to reserve a slot.
Russ Clark
Careers Service
Caught on Camera Personals
- Mrs Peel, You are needed
- AD, will you be my Miss
Piggy?
- Which minger are you going
for this semester CL?
- Libby, I still want to be your
Drew
- Ben Sidders, you time will
come, revenge will be mine.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!
- Rob Houston, what exactly
The Phantom Flinger
Hey,
The name’s Phantom, Phantom Flinger, I’m new in town and thought I’d intro-
duce myself. I’m here to inflict revenge and mess on unsuspecting victims who
have had it coming for years. I’m here for those of ya who wanna see anybody,
friend or foe, with a pie in their face and the added embarrassment of the whole
thing plastered in Barefacts.
This week’s victim was the bf Production Editor, Andy Thomas. I got Andy in the
Editorial meeting and boy did he get it, I’ve never seen so much mess. Absolutely
everybody wanted to see Andy get the treatment, too many people to mention.
So do you wanna see a mate flanned? If you do, get in touch with me at phan-
tom_flinger@hotmail.com. And watch ya backs, the next victim could be you.
Laters,
Phant.
were you doing with the ket-
tle, making tea eh? Oh, thats
OK then!
- I would just like to apologise
to everyone in the HRB on
New Year's Eve who
I told I loved or had a door
slammed in their face xx
-dont come crying to me when
you haven’t finished your
work
9
LIFE AFTER
THE
WOMB
by Rich W
So this is it - the year if our space odyssey: we are catapulted
into an oblivion we know little of and find ourselves fending
against whatever may present itself to our unbelieving eyes,
safe in the knowledge that our home planet will never leave us
and happy that we can never be violated in a manner that could
threaten our existence.
Or so we think. Since the end of the Second World War, the
earth has known of a force that threatens the future of mankind
and which could, in a very short amount of time indeed, bring to
an end the presence of civilized life on this planet. I talk, of
course, of the atomic bomb and its subsequent successor of
1954, the H-bomb.
Such rapid construction of these nuclear weapons over the
years in which East and West feuded during the Cold War, and
the acquisition of other countries of these particular armaments
has resulted in a fragile peace that could shatter immediately at
the orders of one deluded, dictatorial leader or the reply of a
nation believing itself, rightly or wrongly, to be on the receiving
end of an attack. Shattered peace is the least of our worries,
though, for life as we know it would end: we are sitting, if you’ll
pardon the expression, on a time bomb. Already there have
been cases of flocks of wild geese mistakenly identified as
approaching nuclear bombs and little more can be done than to
expect nuclear explosions and nuclear fall-out to reduce the
human race to that of the prehistoric, Neanderthal times if noth-
ing is done.
So why do I tell you this? Well, I’m just wondering what people
think of this - I wonder if there is an awareness of the futility in
which we all live. Now, don’t get me wrong here - I’m not
encouraging us all to go out and rally against nuclear weapons
and cry that we are the forgotten generation who have no
choice but to fear the possible atrocities of such an occurrence.
By the same token, I am not saying we should forget about it all,
realize it’s all going to end and sit around waiting for it to hap-
pen; all I am saying is that it’s just a shame that things have
reached this point.
We now look forward to the living of the true Millennium, cele-
brating the glories of our own achievements: travel, communi-
cation and other, more fundamental discoveries, such as the
wheel and electricity. We’re all sitting here revelling in a
renewed enthusiasm to live and work simply because a clock
has ticked over and the hands happen to be pointing at a time
that’s a nice round number. We worry about money, abut
attracting the opposite sex and generally about stuff we can
control - we know we’ll never run the country and we know we’ll
never affect a great number of people - we’re all aware of it and
we’re all happy with that.
So why do we get stressed? Why do we feel we have to label
people we don’t like and make a concerted effort to let them
know we don’t like them? Do we have to go around looking at
people as if their toilets are different to the toilets we sit on, as
if, by some random chance of nature, they’re aliens?
I’d be interested to see what an extra-terrestrial would make of
us - how they’d react to our emotions and actions. You see, that
would be the good thing about belonging to another planet/uni-
verse: you could look objectively at that which you want to
observe, seeing it all without prejudice and judging it simply on
the merits on which it presents itself.
So maybe we can take a lead from this and begin to look at
things objectively - you know, take a step back and relax a little
bit. Indulge ourselves in things we’ve wanted to do and perhaps
involve someone you think may want to be involved.
I’m not preaching a gospel here - these are just things I happen
to be thinking of and am lucky enough to put them down on
paper so others can read them. I’m not advocating love. I’m
justifying all that mushy, Baz Lurhmann, “life-lesson and sun-tan
lotion” stuff and creating my own alternative. I’m not saying all
the answers are to be found. I don’t even think we should look
to other people, with their little books of wisdom, or calm, or
love, or whatever to give us the words that we live by - make
your own up. That’s what Kafka said: “Such books as make us
happy we could, if need be, write ourselves.” We didn’t need
him to say it, but he did anyway. All I’m saying is that it could
be over before we realise, so why can’t we relax and enjoy
things a little bit? That would seem to make more sense.
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Notices

Culture and Events Committee Designing Web Pages

Monday 22nd January - 5pm - Grant Mitchell
Wanted to know how to establish web pages for your
Societies Standing Committee student society? Interested in getting world wide cov-
Monday 22nd January - 6pm – LTE erage of your work?

AGM’s A step by step guide to setting up your own web

Rifle club AGM Thurs 1st Feb, Venue TBA
EGM’s
GOLF CLUB EGM
To elect a new commitee
Tuesday Jan 30th
6pm
Grant Mitchel Room
Other Notices
Olympus Camera - lost at FNO 1/12/00. Camera not
important but film is. If anyone has this, you can
keep it, but please could you hand the film in to the
union. Thanks, James Hemingway
Were you in cadets,CCF,TA or just interested in
Target Shooting?For more info on Surrey Rifle Club
call ext52151 or email bs01vv@surrey.ac.uk
page (primarily aimed at student societies) is taking
place in Week 3 on Thursday 1 February between 12
noon and 2pm. There is no charge for this event
which will be led by Evan Dickerson and supported
by other staff from the University’s Teaching and
Learning Support Unit.
To sign up, e-mail life@surrey.ac.uk or phone
Rodney Bates on ext. 3177. A maximum of 16
spaces are available so you are advised to book
quickly.
Cricket Club
Starting back up this weekend
See UniSport or Ben Mac for further details
Deadline Dates for barefacts articles
Music, arts and feature articles deadline - 1pm
Friday before publication
News & Sports 12pm Monday

WANTED: Bass player, keyboard player, and backing

singers to join indie/rock band ‘Sketch’, for the pur-
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please no more than 100 words to barefacts@sur-
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U NI SPORT N EWS
Classes and Courses
Classes & courses started this week but it is not too late to
join in. Information can be gathered from the sport centre or
on the web pages HYPERLINK “http://www.unisport.co.uk”
www.unisport.co.uk
Please be aware of late changes to the programme:
Breakdance O – 7.30pm Mon. – University Hall
Breakdance Jam – 8.30pm Mon. – University Hall
Modern Jive I – 7pm Tues. – Tap Room
Modern Jive II– 8pm Tues. – Tap Room
Capoeira is not running this term.
Sign up for any of our courses at the sport centre reception.
UniSPORT Lottery
UniSPORT are running a lottery to raise money for the Elite
Sports Programme. It costs £12 a year for 12 monthly draws
with a guaranteed jackpot of £150 each month and 5 run-
ners up prizes of £10 each. For application forms visit the
sport centre.
Dance Leadership Training
Community Sports Leader Award for dance is running from
the 4th February at Campusdance. Ideal for 16 – 25 year
olds who want to add to their dance qualifications. Only £50
for students! For more details contact Sophie Wells ext.
9891
Community Sports Leader Award
Similar to the dance qualification but in a sporting context,
this course is designed to encourage people of all ages to
become sports leaders and coaches in the community.
Starts on Wednesday 7th February from 7.30 – 10pm in the
sports centre. For more information contact Sally Edie ext.
3917
Intramural Sport
Sports reps meeting will be on Wednesday 17th January at
1pm at the Sport Centre. Application forms must be in by
Tuesday 23rd January with competitions starting Monday
29th January.

B ADMINTON R EVIEW
The mens 1st team has triumphed
throughout the first semester hav
ing never lost a match. The ladies
team can equal that result as they
- members of the teams had to play
Hayley displays superb
shutle cock handling.
ing a match. The mean 2nd team
they have played well as they bat-
S URF C LUB 2001
Just to let you all know what the
Surf club will be getting up to
between now and Easter. Most
importantly is the BUSA Nationals
at the start of March. This is one of
the largest surf championships of
its kind and is one of those events
that pulls people back year after
year, even if they are aren’t surfing
anymore. The vast quanities of
alchohol consumed by all might
have something to do with that!
We will be leaving for Cornwall at
Big waves for the big board
riders.
around 7pm on the first of March.
The surfing starts in ernest , Friday
morning and continues on right
through to Sunday.
For the first time, there will also be
a National Students Bodyboard
S PORTING V ERNACULAR
Welcome back everyone. Hope
you all had a good break. I cer-
tainly hope you all had a better
break than I did; I cunningly man-
aged to get a chest infection
(ahhh) and miss Crimbo and New
Year (ahhhhhhhh). So much for
my plans to surf in the new year
again!
One result of being ill for so long
was that I watched an even greater
amount of television than I normal-
SURREY PRIDE
At the end of the first semester the
club had its tournament. This con
sists of all the competitors being
randomly put into pairs to chal
lenge the other club members. The
previously allocated by the cap-
chance at glory. As the badminton
club has been a little thin on girls
together they were also given a
handicapped. The first stages con
sisted of a vicious knockout round
with no second chances! The fol
lowing week the semis were con-
fourth place, Linda and Sutiono
won their way into third place. This
be decided. This was contested
with Inger and Scott against Alan
judging of Nora and Corrinne it
was destined to be an interesting
which was played at the highest
level. Everyone managed to lose
and there was occasional contro-
Championships, re-sceduled for a
couple of weeks after BUSA.
Again we will have to leave for
Cornwall the previous evening to
be ready for registration on the
16th.
Anyone making either of the mens
or womens teams will get entrance
payed, discounted transport, dis-
counted accomodation, possibly
half price coaching and free BSA
insured membership. Limited
places will be available on each
trip for non team members.
28th January - South Coast
(coaching may be available for
potential team members)
10-11th February - Cornwall
weekend (coaching available for
potential team members)
24th and/or 25th February -
South Coast (coaching may be
available for potential team mem-
bers)
1st-4th March - Cornwall, BUSA
National Championships (some
places for non team members)
16-17th March - National
Bodyboard Championships (some
ly would do. Something that
caught my attention was a couple
of news stories about a certain
new England Football team man-
ager. Although I would strugle to
name any footie players other than
Becks, I did notice the fact that the
new manager, Sven Erickson, has
left his previous position early.
Although he was not actually fired,
it was a mutual decision leading to
clear questions over his suitability
R UGBY P ROFILE
Warm up…
Name & age: AJ Roberts, 25
Nickname: AJ,
Gont, Gog and pre-
viously Crip or
Cripple
Best feature: The
Ruenanee!
What you look for in
a man or women:
Whatever the wife
The winners are overcome! tells me!
which side the players should
therefore be standing on. After a Availability: No,
nope, none at all,
happily married
killing off around thirty feather shut-
and staying that
way!
shots, Inger and Scott rose as the
eventual victors to be awarded the
110%… (Welsh)
Hayley Favourite position
(this question
applies to relevent
sports only – no
innuendo intended
honestly): Bent
over with Ben Macs
hand firmly on the AJ is a giant in rugby circles (the foliage
fly of my shorts behind him is actualy the top of a small
(tighthead prop). tree).
Best thing about your sport: Being able to beat up the police, lawyers
etc. legally!
Worst thing about your sport: Getting up on Saturday mornings!
Best single moment in your sporting life: Personally playing vs. Cardiff
Institute in BUSA semi final whilst at Exeter Uni. Houston we have a
problem (old boys match 2000).
Getting friendly with the
natives.
places for non team members) Ultimate sporting dream: Represent Wales at Millenium Stadium.
??? Tropical surfing in Tenerife.
Worst injury: 27 concussions (in 2 years), broken ankle, dislocated
The first Tropical Surfing Trip for elbow
the club looks set to be in Tenerife
as we have local knowledge and
the Canary Islands are well known Sporting idol: Craig Quinell – Big Bald Monster who never gives up
as the second Hawaii. The recent (also that handoff on Steve Hanley).
world longboard competition in the
photos shows just why. It realy
does have some fantastic surf. Most embarassing sporting moment: Stood in scrum formation at the
For any details, e-mail Surf@sur- VC with ex president Boy D and Gary Metharg wearing nothing but club
rey.ac.uk or phone 01483 856084. ties!
Chops
Tip: Never wash your kit when winning.
Hidden aspects to your sport: Scrums never collapse without a reason!
for the job. As the powers that be Cool down…
are still backing their man, only
time will tell if it has been a mistake Worst fear: Losing my pink sock! Plus video cameras at Fetish Night!
or not. Surely the last thing (I am busy trying to get that video on the Union Website AJ! – Chops,
England needs is yet another Sports Ed)
“questionable” manager.
Thanks to AJ for his lovely
Rugby Profile and Badminton for Chancellors or Roots: If HRB has run out of Lasagne, Roots.
letting us all know what they have
been getting up to so far.
You in three words: Crippled Bald Welshman.
Chops