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THIS WEEK HAS been the most succesful BY RICHARD WATTS Above: the two media awards, won respectively by broadcasting.” His sentiments were echoed
period in living memory for the student me- GU2 radio station (inset) and the very paper you hold by Tristan O’ Dwyer, last year’s Communi-
in your hands, barefacts. They are the first awards the
dia of the University of Surrey. medium in their relatively short histories student media of UniS has ever won and reflect an cations & Marketing sabbatical and editor of
On Thursday of last week, GU2 1350AM, and were met with jubilation and unbounded unparalleled year in terms of participation, quality and barefacts: “This award means an awful lot
the student radio station of UniS, was named exuberance from all of those who attended commitment. Photos: Paul Wright & Scott Geary. to me and everybody that was involved with
“Student Radio Station of the Year” at the the awards ceremonies. Gareth Davies, the newspaper last year. To receive a nomi-
annual student radio awards; this was fol- the station manager of GU2 for which the INSIDE nation for the first time in barefacts’ history
lowed two days later by the “Best Student award was presented, said: “This is a great was great, but to actually walk away with
Campaign” award for barefacts at the achievement for the station and everybody pages 6 & 7: a two page special looking the award, ahead of some great campaigns,
National NUS/Independent student media involved, especially given that this was our at the achievements of barefacts and GU2 is unbelievable.”
awards, recognising the series of newspapers first year of full-time broadcasting. We were The two awards represent the culmination
that contested the University’s planned rent a bit surprised to win but it is a testament photos from both of the awards cer- of much work by students, the Union and the
emonies, quotes from those that were there
increases last academic year. Both awards to everyone involved that we are the station University respectively, and place the media
and the histories of GU2 and barefacts
are the first for each communication that has won the ultimate prize in student in a very strong national position.
2 NEWS 21 November 2002
REVELLING IN THE “They are willing to pay for a car, so why not an education?” asks new Education Secretary
GLORY OF THE VICTORIES
Two pages
dedicated
to GU2 and
barefacts to cel-
Clarke delivers warning shot
ebrate the great IN AN ARTICLE written for The BY RICHARD WATTS
achievements Independent on Sunday, Charles Clarke,
of the last week the new Secretary of State for Education, government need to asses how universities
| pages 6 & 7 has suggested that children from middle are run such that they can utilise their
class families will have to pay more for a assets in a similar fashion to hospitals and
university education, and that the argument businesses. More worryingly for students,
A BAREARTS EXCLUSIVE over top-up fees is in danger of reaching
“iconic status.”
he also delivers an assured message to
those who benefit from the HE system,
INTERVIEW Mr Clarke, a former president of the highlighting both alumni and individual
Rachael Bemrose meets National Union of Students and Cambridge students as primary examples of these.
up with Clare University Students’ Union, commented In the case of the latter, Mr Clarke
Buckfield that “speculation about how to pay [for maintains that “as NUS president, one
(that’s right higher education] seems to have replaced of the most powerful arguments of my
a necessary debate about the future of HE,” generation was that we should be treated
- Dec’s girl-
and highlights that his priority was not higher as independent at the age of 18 and not be white paper to be delivered in January will
friend) to have education (HE) funding but improving “the financially dependent upon our parents.” It contribute to this focus.
a chin-wag and quality of education in our schools.” is then suggested that “many young people Objetcting to top-up fees, on the other
talk about her In his first article since the resignation do not think twice about taking out a loan or hand, is Claire Short, the International
new play bar- of Estelle Morris four weeks ago, entitled credit to buy a car or holiday,” even thought Development Secretary. Calling them “ a
earts | page17 “They’ll happily pay up for a car, so why they, unlike education, are depreciating really bad idea,” Ms Short warned that the
not for an education?” Mr Clarke delivers assets. Accepting that “each [option for introduction of top-up fees would create a
a thorough analysis of the current situation funding] brings strong postive and negative two-tier higher education system, similar to
PHONECARDS in HE and its funding, accepting that there is responses,” Mr Clarke concludes that the that in the US, and that she was sure “the
a funding deficit faced by many universities funding ‘drift’ tolerated by successive government could find a more intelligent
The Union has started selling phone-
and asserting that the public and governments must be addressed and that the way through.”
cards. Turn to the poster on page 14 for
details on this new scheme.
I’m glad someone is saying something University of
IN THIS WEEK’S PAPER Fortunately, the NUS Whichever way the top-up
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Students to benefit from housing reforms
BY SARAH BUTTERWORTH from unscrupulous landlords. Any steps
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student accommodation is a step in the
���������������� THE NATIONAL UNION of Students has right direction. This new legislation must
��������������������������������� welcomed housing reforms announced in ensure that all landlords of private rented
the Queen’s Speech last week, designed to accommodation - not just those who own
��������������� ensure the better regulation of houses of larger properties - comply with minimum
����������������������� multiple occupancy. health and safety standards. “
������������������������������������������������ The government’s housing bill gives The NUS Health and Housing survey 2001
���������������������������� councils the power to decide whether a showed that more than half of students
������������������������������������������������� house is fit for occupation and ensure sharing houses had problems with damp,
landlords have a licence before renting out four out of ten had found evidence of mould
����������������������������������������������������� homes for multiple occupation. Houses of and 52% had reported repairs that had not
���������������������������������� this type are typically occupied by students been carried out by the landlord. Nearly
and are of notoriously low standards. The half of landlords had not complied with
����� Queen announced: “Legislation in draft
will be published to improve both housing
existing gas safety regulations or shown
the tenants the gas safety certificate. David
��������� �������� standards and standards of management Fotheringham, policy chief at the Chartered
of private rented accommodation by Institute of Housing, said “There have been
������ landlords.” occasions where students have died from
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Mandy Telford, President of the NUS
said: “Currently, students living in shared
gas fires which haven’t been adequately
checked, and hopefully this law will address
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houses are not afforded any protection those issues.”
4 NEWS 21 Novermber 2002
Careers Fair?
elected Union officials is contained within order to allow representation of students
the “Core” constitution. in the financial issues affecting the union.
Under the new document, which was passed This move raised the number of sabbaticals
by an overwhelming majority at Student from five to six, the funding for which came
Council last Tuesday, changes can be made from the University. The last three years
If not, claim yours on to the “Rules and Appendices” section have highlighted many difficulties with the
relatively easily, such that the document sixth sabbatical position, however, and the
can reflect the changes within the Students’ union has once again reverted to just five
Thursday 12th December 2002 Union. (Currently, in order to make any
constitutional amendment, four weeks and
sabbaticals. Requiring that the number
of sabbaticals is included within the Core
2-4pm numerous Student Councils, as well as
scrutiny by the University, must be passed
constitution, therefore, allows the University
to keep tabs on the number of sabbaticals
Lakeside Restaurant before any such changes are implemented).
Any change to the Core constitution,
and ensure that any unnecessary issues can
be avoided as a result of suitable funding.
however, must not only be passed by the Such concerns were greeted by the union
FREE COFFEE AND FREE SURREY ALUMNI SOCIETY MUGS! required number of Student Councils at with disappointment as plans are already in
the relevant quoracy levels, but also by the place to set in stone the sabbatical positions
University, creating a long-winded process and the roles they play; the delay in any
that reacts slowly to change. University approval could also affect the
Guest celebrity Mr Beardsley’s hesitancy reflects the recent part-time and full-time officer elections due
Vice-Chancellor, Professor Patrick Dowling history of the sabbatical positions at to be held at the beginning of next semester.
6 AWARD WINNING MEDIA 21 November 2002
barefacts: best student campaign & GU2: best student radio station
Having been nominated around a month of the student media at the University of editor, and the rest of his team. Given the
ago, both GU2 1350AM and barefacts have Surrey has won any sort of national award emphasis the NUS places on campaigns
picked up the awards for which they were and reflects just how quickly it has caught and lobbying institutions that can make im-
nominated, making last year the most suc- up with the national media scene. plement change, this award is all the more
cessful ever in terms of national recognition GU2 has only been braodcasting full- satsifying.
for the media of the University of Surrey. time for 18 months now, having previosuly The prizes for winning the awards were,
GU2 beat XPress radio from Cardiff uni- broadcast at sporadic times with no real for GU2, wo hours of broadcasting on
versity into second place whilst barefacts infrastructure to speak of. This was soon Radio One, and for barefacts, a cheque for
ensured www.payuptony.com, the fees changed by a £40k injection of cash from £500 and work experience at The Independ-
campaign, came second to its tirade the University and plenty of financial and ent. Details in barefacts as and when.
against the university’s planned rent administrative support from the Students’
hikes last year. Union. who ensured that the full-time sta-
GU2 was also nominated for the tion manager position became a fully-paid
“Best speech-based program placement opportunity. Gareth Davies was
- factual” but lost out to a show the first such placement student and, under
called “Mission Impossible” at his leadership, the station has reached the
Imperial College London. giddy heights it scales today.
This is the first time that any Similarly, barefacts has undergone quite a
transformation in its recent history. Previ-
ously published as an A4 document, Matt
Pannell, a former sabbatical, decided to
change the format to the familiar tabloid
style that has been hand-distributed across
campus for the last four years. Previous
editors, including Andy Blair and Kev
Marston, all helped to shape the paper and
its design such that the improvements over
the years have culminated in this prestig-
ious award for Tristan O’ Dwyer, last year’s
:
child, Damien.
wrote sci-fi stories, and fantasized instead of doing his the Stars” (1980) and made his feature-length directorial it was released, Titanic took more than $25 million dollars
homework. A short story he wrote in Biology class later debut with “Piranha II: The Spawning” (1981). in its first weekend and has gone on to be the biggest film
became “The Abyss”. In 1984 he wrote and directed “The Terminator” (1984), of all time, taking more than $1 billion worldwide and
He was also an avid reader of sci-fi, and saw Stanley the blockbuster futuristic action-thriller starring Arnold winning a record eleven Oscars. I’m sure he got paid in the
Kubrick’s visionary masterpiece “2001: A Space Odyssey” Schwarzenegger, Michael Biehn and Linda Hamilton. The end.
when he was 15 years old. This was the hook for the young film was an international success and helped launch his, Since the runaway success of “Titanic”, Cameron has not
Cameron, and he became fascinated with the whole motion and Schwarzenegger’s careers in Hollywood. He followed directed a motion picture, but has been active in creating
picture industry. Cameron proceeded to watch that movie it up with a string of successful science-fiction action successful television series – namely the Fox network hit
more than ten times in quick succession, and is quoted films such as “Aliens”(1986), “The Abyss” (1989), and the “Dark Angel” starring Jessica Alba (available on Sky One
as saying that he knew he wanted to be a filmmaker after sequel to The Terminator, “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” over here). James Cameron is currently rumoured to be
titanic
seeing it. However, he never truly believed e could succeed (1991). This led to him becoming one of the most sought- working on “Avatar” – a revolutionary project where he
and eventually majored in Physics at California State after directors in Hollywood. His next movie, also starring intends to cast completely digitally created actors. The third
University at Fullerton. He got good grades but realized Schwarzenegger, was “True Lies” (1994). Buffy fans keep instalment in the Terminator franchise is also in production,
that science was not something he was interested enough a look out for an early appearance by Eliza Dushku (a.k.a. but without Cameron involved unfortunately. The film is set
in. Switching to English Literature for a while did not Faith) as Harry Tasker’s daughter. to star Schwarzenegger, Claire Danes (“Romeo and Juliet”)
help, and Cameron realized he would not be happy either Terminator 2 turned out to be the most expensive film ever and Kristana Loken. The film pits Arnie and John Connor
way. He dropped out and took several jobs including truck made, but Cameron went one better with his next picture (played by Nick Stahl) against a female Terminator (Loken)
driving, school bus driving and painting, and he continued – the aptly named “Titanic” (1997) starring Leonardo di shortly before SkyNet goes live. Let’s hope it’s better than
to write at night. Caprio and Kate Winslet. This became his own pet project it sounds eh…
16 LITERATURE 21 November 2002
LITERATURE
The literature columns will be
taking a major revamp over the
you ?
modern prose | enduring love | ian mcewan
“Dear Joe, I’m really sorry about our row. I’m not being sardonic – I really
you a story
mean it, I genuinely regret it. We always prided ourselves on being able to
get by without the occasional fights that other couples told us were necessary
“I always
and therapeutic. I hated it last
night. I hated being angry,
and I was scared by your
thought our
anger. But it’s there now,
that ?
it can’t be unsaid. You said
again and again that I owe you
would
love was the
a profound apology for not
standing with you ‘shoulder to
shoulder’ against Jed Parry, for
kind that
doubting your sanity, for not
having faith in your powers of
rationality and deduction and
was meant
your dedicated research into BAREFACTS SHORT STORY COMPETITION
his condition… …Our sex life
to go on and
dwindled to almost nothing. I barefacts is going to run a short-story competition next semester. Running over six
don’t want to go on about it, weeks of the spring semester’s publications, we will see if there is any writing talent at
but your ransacking my desk this remarkably science-based university. The top six entries will each have their work
on. Perhaps
was a terrible betrayal. What published in barefacts and a winner will be picked from those “short-listed” entrants.
reason had I given you to be The judges are yet to be confirmed, but will have some idea of what they are talking
jealous? As the Parry thing about. We hope.
it will.”
grew I watched you go deeper If you are interested in entering the competition and would like more details, then please
into yourself and further and e-mail either Chris Ward [cs21cw@surrey.ac.uk] or Rich Watts [comms@ussu.co.uk]
further away from me.” who will be only too pleased to help you along with things such as word limits and
Enduring Love is a powerful suggested topics.
account of how certain situations can damage a relationship or love for Alternatively, if you think this is a rubbish idea or you just didn’t understand that funny
another person, but it is also an account of how these obstacles can be sentance above this grey box, then let us know:
overcome with optimism and effort. The obsessive Jed Parry became Joe’s
fears in his relationship, and these fears were nurtured as Joe distanced barefacts@ussu.co.uk
himself from Clarissa. Ironically, he was trying to save his relationship and
to save Clarissa, but the opposite occurred. If you don’ tell us, we will never know.
In the above extract, it is clear that a lot of damage has been done to Joe
and Clarissa’s relationship. At the end of the letter, she tells Joe that she
needs some time to think things over, and although this is a
pessimistic action, her final words are quite optimistic.
“I always thought our love was the kind that was
All you need is love?
meant to go on and on. Perhaps it will. I just don’t Those of you who read get to see. The reason for adopting within the book. However, this does
know” this column regularly this format is simply because I want not mean that the book contains
Maybe this is the true meaning of “enduring love”. will realise that I have to emphasise the universality and every element of a concept, it merely
In love we have to endure many obstacles in order to keep reviewed exactly the same ambiguity of every good piece of means that a book contains enough
the love enduring. Both the negative and the positive prose novel as last week. literature. There is always more than elements for people to associate with
go hand in hand. Keeping a healthy balance You will also notice one side of the coin, and this is what and appreciate. Very few novelists
between the two allows you to appreciate the the quote at the top makes literary material withstand the achieve this effect, and some
good things. Is love always negative? Does it of the page being test of time. shouldn’t even try (*cough* Jeffrey
always end in tears? Is “true love” a mere slightly different. Many people make the mistake Archer *cough*); but those that do
cliché? These are questions that only the It too was written of believing that a novel can boast can produce not just a story, but a
individual can answer, and I can assure by William Blake, every part of a concept such as philosophical and moralistic lesson
you that everybody will have a totally but it offers an entirely love. Their reasoning for this is for those who read it.
different thing to say about such a wide and different perspective on love. This is that everybody can associate with at
universal topic. a perspective that some people do not least one element of the issues raised barefacts@ussu.co.uk
21 November 2002 THEATRE 17
Exclusive: an interview with Clare Buckfield
COMPETITION[S]
Jenny Porter in 2.4 Children, Natasha in A truly pitiful display from you all last week with the competition - makes me wonder if
Grange Hill, and now Lucy in Moment anyone is actually reading this newspaper or not. Who can say? I receive the odd e-mail
of Weakness at the Yvonne Arnaud in saying “don’t get rid of the interactive section” but not so
Guildford. Suffering from a cold and in the much as a peep with regard to the competitions. What can
middle of hectic rehearsals, Clare kindly you do?
granted us an interview during her lunch Well, you can offer people a free mobile phone handset,
break. providing they can answer a simple question. You see,
For Clare, acting started off as a part- to celebrate the fact that the Union has started selling
time hobby when she was nine years international calling phonecards (from front reception),
old. Following her sister Julia (currently barefacts has decided, thanks to Primus, to give away
playing Julie in Hollyoaks) landing a part a T200 Sony Ericsson phone. Now, I’m not going to
in BBC’s Grange Hill, the twins began go into the finer details of why it is probably better for
to take it more seriously, enrolling at the you to not win this prize, because [a] you won’t agree
Sylvia Young Theatre School. Clare took with me and [b] you won’t even listen, so instead I’ll
to theatre school like a duck to water, “I just say it is worth a sack load of money and is very
really loved it”. When asked if there was interview: rachael bemrose nice indeed (to look at, that is).
any rivalry between her and her sister, she We generally think of actors being Anyway, you probably don’t really care, so I’ll just get
replied “there’s no maliciousness between ambitious and somewhat egotistical, so on with the question - the competition will run for one
us. If both of us go for the same part, if what ambitions does Clare have and who week only, because next week is the last printed edition
one of us gets it, we’re happy. In fact, it’s does she look up to? “I would love to play of barefacts for the calendar year.
a bonus having someone whom you are Juliet, but I’m not getting any younger, so The question is this:
close to in the business, for support and for I’d better get on with it! I’d love to do it
learning scripts!” at the National, but would probably prefer what denomination of phonecard can you now buy from
On her character in the play she says, to try Juliet on a smaller stage first before the students’ union?
“Lucy is a fun character, in her early 20’s, braving the National. I really admire Alan
whose parents have split up. She schemes, Rickman; I’ve followed his career ever is it [a] £5; [b] £ 7.24; [c] 35,682pts?
in a nice way, to get them back together. since I first saw him. And Juliet Stevenson,
She’s a happy go lucky person, mature I love Truly, Madly, Deeply in which they A bit of common sense should get you a long way with
for her age, who gets on well with her starred together: I really love that film”. that one - not particularly challenging, I think. Anyway, the
father with whom she lives”. On working On going out with the lovely Ant usual rules apply, which means that Alan cannot win, I certainly cannot win and the only
with Gwen Taylor and Michael Jayston, McPartlin, she says, “it’s lovely”. And person who can has to be a student who is currently studying a registered course at the
who have a wealth of theatre experience when I ask her about the showbiz parties, University of Surrey. My girlfriend’s decision is final and therefore what she says, goes.
between them, has been a fantastic learning she disappointingly says “we don’t go to E-mail your answers to barefacts@ussu.co.uk and cross your fingers instead of revising
experience “I’m always learning with all of them, just the big ones,” stating that for anything, including Who Wants to be a Millionnaire.
them”. she and Ant are more “Pie and pub people,
I asked Clare if she enjoys theatre work who’d rather stay at home with a take
more than television, as she has recently away, bottle of wine and a good video”.
been starring more in the theatre, having Though she does add “the parties are really
starred in the West End musical Summer enjoyable, really good fun – especially if
Holiday with Darren Day earlier this they win something!” And defies anyone
year. “I enjoy the theatre more, the who says that they aren’t! Yet despite
instant reaction. You’re under much more this love of a good, glitzy night out, Clare
pressure. It’s hard work, but I like hard insists they are not a celebrity couple,
work, and it’s so rewarding and fulfilling. and that there will definitely be no Hello!
But I do love the TV. I wouldn’t be doing Mag open house spread in the near future!
the theatre, if not for the TV work. And Clare can be seen next week in Moment of
part of the great thing of this profession is Weakness at Guildford’s Yvonne Arnaud
the variety of thing there are to do.” theatre: see preview for ticket information.
Preview
MOMENT OF WEAKNESS include ‘Eastenders’ and ‘Dancing at
Is it True Love or just a Moment of Lughnasa’ and films such as ‘Zulu Down’
Weakness? This brilliantly crafted and and ’20,000 Leagues Under the Sea’. Clare
hugely entertaining play, Donald Churchill Buckfield (see Exclusive! interview) is
introduces us to the trials and tribulations of best known for her television role as Jenny
Tony (Michael Jayston) and Audrey (Gwen Porter in the BBC comedy ‘2.4 Children’.
Taylor), a divorced couple who meet at Make the effort! Get a ticket! And see
their country cottage after three years apart. some well known TV faces performing
Sparks, sarcasm and witticisms fly, as old at your local theatre. The play runs from
wounds are opened and forgotten memories Monday 25th – Saturday 30th November,
stirred. But then their lively journalist Mon–Thurs: 7.45pm; Fri-Sat: 8pm and
daughter Lucy (Clare Buckfield) arrives Mats on Thurs and Sat at 2.30pm. Student
and provokes an unexpected chain of standby tickets are available an hour before
events. the start of any performance priced at £7.
This has all the making of a brilliant night Tickets for the Thursday and Saturday
out! The cast includes faces that you’ll all matinee performances are available priced
recognise. Gwen Taylor is one of Britain’s £7 from the box office (01483) 44 00 00.
leading actors, known for her television For further information, see their website:
roles including the title role in ‘Barbara’ www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk. rachael
and ‘Class Act’ with Joanna Lumley. Her bemrose
theatre credits include ‘Picasso’s Women’
with Jerry Hall and the title role in ‘Shirley if you are interested in writing about or
Valentine’. Her most quoted role to date is reviewing theatre, then get in touch with
that of Mrs Bignose in the ‘Life of Brian’. rachael bemrose at
Michael Jayston’s television credits sc92rb@surrey.ac.uk
18 MUSIC 21 November 2002
SINGLES
ANYWHERE
BETH ORTON | HEAVENLY RECORDINGS
After the success of Beth Orton’s latest
album ‘Daybreaker’ comes her latest single
‘Anywhere’. Four and a half minutes of
pop music that leaves you wondering why
you even bothered. Orton’s old material
JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
JENNIFER LOPEZ | EPIC
*
Luscious Lopez returns with her fist single off ‘This Is
Me? Then’ , soon to be released album. Catchy flute solo
gives it an old skool feel with
current pop vocals sum
ominous with this curvy
is by far better than ‘Anywhere’, the cutie. She’s not changed
trumpet introduction is something that the direction but when what
Lighthouse Family would be proud of. Her your doing is successful
voice is that of a professional, but her band why should she. Recent
doesn’t compliment her, she really needs to announcement of her
start looking through the classified sections latest engagement could
of music publications. Give this one a miss. cynically be said as well
three | s.b timed to whip up the media
to co – inside with her film
and album release. Jenny
From The Block is pure
Lopez and bound to
be another hit.
GURL NEXT DOOR six | m.b.
THE KEYS | BOOBTRAP RECORDS
If you ever get the erge to play
quality indie-pop at full blast, reach for The words by: alex read
Keys. Matthew Evans and Gwion Rowlands have created simon robinson
something special. The Keys are made up of the remains of Murry jon swarbrick | duncan hills
The Hump, the Too Pure act that got nowhere, this project was rightly matty b | anthos chrysanthou
abandoned to make way for The Keys. ‘Gurl Next Door ‘ is released anna wheeler | mark iyer
on Cardiff based Boobytrap records, the label which has been the driving force stuart bryce | nick dean
behind the fine indie scene that has appeared over recent years in the city. The
Keys are sure to play a Barfly near you soon. If you like Badly Drawn Boy, you’ll if you are interested in writing for the music
like the Keys! six point seven five | s.b team, then come along to the cd hand-out in
the media centre on mondays at 5pm
COCHISE
AUDIOSLAVE | EPIC
48 seconds in and cue universe-destroying
riff No.178 from the artists formerly known
as Rage against the Machine. But wait – ten
seconds later and suddenly we’re listening GETAWAY
to Led Zeppelin. When Chris Cornell’s THE MUSIC | GETAWAY
vocals come in for the first time, they More trippy, spaced out wailing over fuzzy guitars from
redefine this band. The hip-hop element of Britain’s most annoyingly named band. The Music have
RATM is absent on this single, and it lacks enjoyed a fast-track road to success and been paired with The
the drive, the sheer momentum of what Coral as the future of Brit-rock, but on recent evidence The
we’re used to hearing. I concede that trying Coral are more deserving of your time. Getaway is another
to find a frontman who can spit fire like ‘danceable’ rock anthem that makes all the right noises, but is
Zack De La Rocha is almost impossible, also quite forgettable, and can’t help sounding formulaic. In
but by opting for a traditional rock singer short, this is not as good as last single Take the Long Road and
rather than a rapper, Audioslave (on Walk it but still eminently preferable to a kick in the nadgers.
Cochise at least) miss that killer edge that Which isn’t much of a recommendation now is it?
was a hallmark of RATM. six | a.c. five | a.c.
STILL I DREAM OF IT/THE GHOSTS PARADE
ED HARCOURT | HEAVENLY RECORDINGS
Heavenly must be one of the strongest
record labels in Britain at the moment,
not only do they have The Vines, Doves
SEVENTEEN and Beth Orton signed to them, but they
LADYTRON | TELSTAR also have Ed Harcourt. Harcourt is a man
Forgotten pioneers of the electro-clash movement able to produce works of art from nothing.
*
(there before the over hyped Fischerspooner were He can also produce art that really is not
poncing around on stage), Ladytron release their first single from worth displaying, like his version of Brian
their new album ‘Light & Magic’. The reason why they have Wilson’s ‘Still I Dream of It’. Harcourt
survived the over blown marketing and hype of electro-clash is IN THIS WORLD has done something really wrong here,
because they know how to make a great pop record. Yes there MOBY | MUTE RECORDS LTD he’s made the track sound ideally suited
is an analogue synth throughout and a Kraftwerk style ‘Moby’ released this new single on 4th November to for a Disney film. ‘The Ghost Parade’ is
androgyny but there is also dance pop coincide with his first UK Tour for nearly two years. 'In something completely different, Harcourt
sensibility that makes this This World', the follow up to ‘Extreme Ways’, is one of at his best, a progression from last years
as listenable the highlights from Moby's Number 1 album ‘18’, released critically acclaimed ‘Here Be Monsters’ and
as S Club earlier this year. ‘In This World’ is definitely nothing new sure to be a track to be chosen for his next
Juniors. from Richard Melville Hall, or ‘Moby’ as he is better known, LP. Covers are always risky to release, but
nine | s.r. but leaves you feeling satisfied. Look out for it on all the this one will sell for sure, get out there and
‘chillout’ compilations! purchase it quick if you’re a fan, there are
seven | n.d only 3000 copies in existence. five | s.b
21 November 2002 MUSIC 19
ALBUMS
GREATEST HITS
BJORK
The way in which this record has been
compiled lends it a level of quality
assurance seldom seen in your typical
greatest hits LP. A web vote was set up in
which fans were asked to choose the most
career defining and/or their favourite Bjork
songs. The result? A greatest hits package
consisting of a truly telling representation
of songs depicting the artist’s innovative
musical development (my words not
there’s). The fact that there are tracks from
a range of her solo albums rightly suggest
that her career has been long and successful
one. The usual if you’ve already got…blah,
HOME COOKING blah, blah aside this record should inspire
TONY ALLEN | WRASSE RECORDS even the casual Bjork fan to delve deeper
With shades of dub, soul, funk and jazz, into her Icelandic catacombs in search of
this is a varied and really exciting album. more. The track listing includes Human
Tony Allen was formerly the influential Behaviour, All Is Full Of Love (still sounds
drummer with ‘Afrobeat’ and now is as heartfelt as ever) and Venus As A Boy.
heading out to do his own thing. And The uneducated will question where is that
it’s great. Opener ‘Every Season’ is the ‘oh so quiet one’? My response would be
first single to be taken from the album. unprintable in anything but an Irvine Welsh
Featuring Damon Albarn on vocals, this is novel. eight | a.r.
causing excitement in clubs and the chilled
out beats combined with Damon’s lazy
vocals sound fantastic. Title track ‘Home
Cooking’ is another standout. It is really
funky, with Afro-Caribbean reggae guitars,
trumpets and 70s beats. “Let the master
drummer teach you the style.” Exactly.
This album is gracefully stylish and NU – FLOW
effortlessly cool. eight | a.w. BIG BROVAZ | SONY
Nu – Flow is the new album from one of the U.K’s newest and most
promising R&B and hip hop acts around. Soulful female vocals take on
‘Outkast’ style rapping that intriguingly works. Current chart topping
single, Nu – Flow’s beat orientated choruses have flung Big Brovaz into
a welcomed limelight. This track shows that they’re able to balance
commercial elements along with urban creditability. Soul focused Baby
Baby is lush with piano and complimentary over rap makes it odds on
favourite as a follow single up to their first hit. The band are made up
of two producers and six rappers that have been together for four years
creating material for their first album release for big player Sony. The
combination of styles is perfectly balanced with the rap complimenting
the soul melodies rather than drown it out. Nu – Flow has the ability to
attract to the commercial market as well as R&B and Hip Hop fans that a
winning formula seven | m.b.
BRUSHFIRE FAIRYTALES
JACK JOHNSON | ISLAND RECORDS
Jack Johnson, son of surf legend Jeff Johnson releases soft rock /
folk influenced Brushfire Fairytales. Opener Inaudible melodies
are smooth with descriptive vocals and jolly guitar accompaniment.
Upbeat Middle Man sees rhythmical singing to the time of bongos
at a floating pace. Standout Flake has a bit of help from Jack’s hero,
Ben Harper on guitar to complete a heart felt offering. A softer upbeat
‘David Gray’ in the making shines with solo song writing. Laid back
rhythms have turned him into an instant hit in America and with
making accessible music has a chance to emulate this across the pond.
The expressive Fortunate Fool and drink the water happily sit along
other album tracks as demonstrating the roundness of the record.
seven | m.b.
20 GIGS 21 November 2002
THE RAPTURE | THE BOGGS style songs on acoustic guitar they soon
NIGHTMARES ON WAX INST. OF CONT. ARTS | 13TH NOVEMBER dragged on especially with each track being
THE BRIGHTON DOME | 14TH NOVEMBER undistinguishable from the next. If I ever
The ‘the’ tradition of bands continues have to see Dolly Parton, it is now a more
When Nightmares on Wax (NoW) released in which all instruments went through an tonight with any band containing the word exciting prospect.
their first album in 1991, it was created improvised solo, my favorite being the bass ‘the’ in their title seemingly destined for Seeing the Rapture come onto the stage is
using mainly samples and incredibly fast solo with the bassist slapping the bass so an NME front page. Top that with being a welcome relief for all. Having released
rapping. Started and run by George Evelyn fast I couldn’t see his fingers! from New York and boy oh boy the world one of this years bests singles ‘House of
aka EASE, a DJ from Leeds, NoW have It is obvious to me that NoW have an edge is yours. Fulfilling both requirements, Jealous Lovers’, they represent all that
now made a name for themselves for above most hip-hop acts – the fact they can the prospect of seeing the Rapture is an is good about New York at the moment.
bringing the soul back to hip hop. Their perform amazingly live. Outstanding. big al exciting one, but first up the Boggs. All of them look cool with hair a 1970’s
1995 album ‘Smokers Delight’ featured Yes yes, I know what your thinking, John McEnroe would be proud of (one of
beautiful music with a funky beat, and the that name. If you’re them even sported a sweat band to top the
albums that followed developed on this. going to call yourself look). They steal all of the best sounds that
As soon as we entered the Brighton Dome, something that have come from New York, angular riffs
a rather new venue, with standing and ridiculous you better from Television, punk attitude from the
seating sections, we were met with signs, be pretty good or Beastie Boys and add their own element of
‘As a result of the Fire Brigade Strike, no your going to get dance to it. ‘Out of the Races and onto the
smoking is permitted in any part of the called the inevitable. tracks’, ‘Modern Romance’ and ‘House of
building.’ Smokers delight? Outside maybe. Unfortunately for them Jealous Lovers’ all soar along with angular
This however did not stop anyone from they were rubbish. In guitars and attitude and put other New York
having a fantastic night. fact I would be quite pretenders to shame (the Liars, the Mooney
On hearing the opening chords of ‘Les willing to hover my ass Suzuki). However, there is one problem
Nuits’, one of NoW’s most famous song, over them and let go with tonight’s set, that is the insistence of
a very hip Brighton crowd were on their of last nights dinner. using a sax player on some of the songs.
feet and dancing until the end. The first To be fair to them to The inclusion is an unnecessary one, it
twenty minutes was an incredibly live set start off with the sound disrupts the dynamics of the loudness and
featuring tracks from their previous albums, was turned down quietness which make the band so great
‘Smokers Delight’ and ‘Carboot Soul’. Two (did someone know on record and seems arbitrary to include it
albums that really stand out from any other something we didn’t), live. The songs that didn’t include the sax
chilled hip-hop albums of the mid nineties. but when raised it was standout the best and highlights why the
EASE was joined on stage by a guitarist, not a relief. Bashing Rapture are so good and above the rest of
bassist, keyboardist and an amazing out country meets rock New York’s upstarts. simon robinson
percussion set up. The sound created was
note perfect. Just before another classic
song ‘Ethnic Majority’, EASE (who MC’d REAGAN | MARLOWE @ STUDENTS UNION play a major part throughout. However, for trumpet, violin and a flute. First
throughout the night) told stage crew to Well, LIVE comes to the union once again this ends up with the music sounding impressions are that of members of your
cut the lights and shouted “Nightmares and it seems that a lot of the university has somewhat confused as at times they try school orchestra forming a bit (but older).
on wax are all about the music, you don’t deadlines looming as attendance is low. to sound too much like their counterparts. This is in fact where some of them met
have to see us to experience the NoW!” What with previous Tuesday night bands Add to this a guitarist who at any given but all are from Liverpool way. The first
They carried on playing the whole track being of a high standard, Reuben, Martin moment will drop to his knees and twist track is an instrumental acid Jazz style
in the dark. ‘Mind Elevation’, NoW’s Gretsch and Kandyheads being some, and squirm around on the floor and it all track called ‘Arachnid’ but kind of walks
newest album features not only chilled tonight’s bands have a tough act to follow ends up pretty messy. They sound their along on one leg which is an unpleasant
instrumental tracks but some incredible but take to the stage Reagan and Marlowe. best when they make things simple, ‘When thing to see (or hear!) There was nothing
vocals as well. The rest of the concert was Regan, a five piece from the exotic we went’ starts slowly and they build on it particularly wrong with Marlowe but then
filled with loads of brand new tracks; with High Wycombe (where they all went to displaying a sense of control the rest of the again there was nothing that special. The
great vocalists on stage giving it their all. university), are up first. Electronic fuzz and songs don’t. The guitarists pants were on kind of thing you hear when tucking into a
The outstanding song of the night was ‘70’s disgruntled noise are the order reminiscent show most of the set, if they did make more nice four cheese pizza and garlic bread at
80’s’, with a great rap and backing vocals. of the Cooper Temple Clause (with some of an effort then perhaps this wouldn’t be your local Pizza Express. A non descript
I don’t think there was a still body in the barnet’s to match as well). They say their such a good metaphor for the band. Mavericks meets the Tindersticks via the
room, the atmosphere was incredible. The sound is “electronic rock” and with two Marlowe couldn’t be much more of a Jazz café. Trumpet player had a nice hat
concert ended with a twenty minute jam, keyboardists the electronic effects certainly different band. Keyboards are swapped and beard though. simon robinson
21 November 2002 MUSIC 21
ALBUMS
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MUSIC NEWS
HITS
THIS week saw one of the year’s PULP
biggest music awards taking place, the A chronological representation of Pulps’
MTV Europe Awards. Eninem was greatest hits OK. The reviewer’s job is
the biggest winner on the night picking slightly different than normal in the sense
up three awards for Best Album, Best all these songs have charted well and
Male Artist and Best Hip-Hop. Close therefore already been proven as rather
behind was Kylie who scooped two good. Instead I’ll examine the appeal
awards for Best Pop and Best Dance to those who have never really bought
Artist. The ceremony was hosted by into the whole Pulp thing. The comedic
the flamboyant P Diddy. charm of a gangly Jarvis Cocker singing
wickedly catchy pop songs about the
ON Craig David’s recent US promo painfully relevant will never be repeated
tour black executives at radio stations - case closed. Anyone lucky enough to
apparently told the Southampton see his double act with Ali G on Help
born singer that he should ditch white the Aged will understand what I’m on
guitarist, Fraser T Smith, if he really about – ‘help the aged, help the mo fo
wanted to break the US market. Craig aged’. His performance at the Brits with
has stated that Smith is staying and Michael Jackson brought new meaning to
he thought it was “disappointing that demonstrative appreciation (whatever that
there was still this slight sense of SCARLET’S WALK means?) To say ‘highlights include’ would
racism going on over there.” TORI AMOS | EPIC be stupid - here’s the most obvious Do You
This new LP from the Cornflake Girl Remember The First Time, Sorted for E’s &
NOEL Gallagher has apparently turned is pretty much what you would expect. Wizz, Disco 2000 and my favourite A Little
down the opportunity of appearing Floaty, hippy folk-pop. At 18 songs and Soul (wow I love it!). Essential purchase
on the British institution ‘This is 74 minutes, this is at least six songs too for those in search of urban pornocopia on
your Life’, branding it “naff”. The long. It’s usually not a good idea to have a bit of plastic. eightpointfive | a.r.
such a long album, unless every track is
reason behind his decision , according
essential. And frankly, here quite a few FAT MUSIC, VOLUME VI, UNCONTROLLABLE FATULENCE
to a close friend, is that he sees it
are not. If Tori had cut out some of the VARIOUS | FAT WRECK CHORDS
as “not exactly the most trendy of
duller moments such as ‘Strange’ and the ‘Uncontrollable Fatulence’ is the sixth edition in the Fat Music series. This compilation
programmes, not exactly cool. He
terrible warbling ‘Don’t Make Me Come has 18 tracks with well known punk bands such as ‘Lagwagon’, ‘Less Than
wasn’t really impressed when Martin
To Vegas’, this could have been much more Jake’, and ‘NOFX’, and the not so well known such as
Kemp appeared on it either. He
enjoyable. Saying that, there are some ‘Dillinger Four’. While this album kicks off with
doesn’t want to be put in the same
good moments. Tori sounds good when a excellent track from ‘Lagwagon’ and ends with
bracket as him.” So if its “naff” how
she tries a bit less, such as on the chilled a amusing cover of ‘Nothing compares to you’
does he know Martin Kemp was on it
out ‘Crazy’. ‘Sweet Sangria’ has a bit more from punk cover band ‘Me First & The Gimme
in the first place?
substance, with piano, it’s actually quite Gimme’s’ Most of the stuff on here is certainly
funky. The girl has got a great voice and nothing new and could be described as pure
this does shine through, but at times she uncomfortable noise. If you are a
If you would like to be featured in “what’s sounds dangerously like Enya, which can regular fan of Top of the Pops
on your campus stereo, then drop us a line never be a good thing. There is nothing you won’t want to touch this. If you
at barefacts@ussu.co.uk, and we may very here that sounds new and much of it blends are a into your alternative scene you
well come and search you out. Or we may into the background. Strictly for fans, this should check it but it isn’t
not. Who knows what crazy things we can be filed under dull. four | a.w. anywhere near as good as such
might do... previous Fat comps as ‘Live Fat and
Die Young’ and ‘Life in the Fat lane’.
What’s on your campus stereo? five | n.d
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This week WOYCS returns in the music section. Five people have been asked a few questions on what they have
been listening to recently and below are what they said. Here are the five questions they were asked [1] What ALL TEN FINGERS
ANDY VOTEL | XL RECORDINGS
was the last album that you bought? [4] What one song would make you get up and dance at the union? [3] What
song do you like to play before you leave the house to go party? [2] What was the last thing on your stereo when Andy Votel is a Manc DJ who has produced
you left your house? [5] Who’s your favourite band/artist at the moment? The questions were posed by one Mr and remixed a multitude of acts including
Simon Robinson and all the people who answered happened to be on the music team Ian Brown, Death In Vegas and Badly
Drawn Boy, as well as helping to set up
Anthos Chrysanthonou the famous Twisted Nerve label. ‘All
Alex Read Simon Robinson
[1] Bjork – Greatest hits Ten Fingers’ is Andy’s first LP proper
[1] Pulp – Hits [1] The Rapture – Mirror
[2] Audioslave single and is certainly eclectic. Widespread
[2] Pulp – The Lost Soul [2] Detroit Cobras – Hey Sailor
[3] Electric 6 – Danger High Voltage influences apparently include Krautrock,
[3] Michael Jackson – Billy Jean [3] Motorhead – Ace of Spades
[4] Supergrass – Latest album Hungarian Prog, West Coast Psych and of
[4] German Industrial Techno [4] Some dirty electro comp
[5] Radiohead course, Old-Skool hip-hop. Every song
[5] The Coral [5] Joy Division
is unique. ‘Gentle Man Thief’ is just
strange, with laid-back trad jazz stretched
out over slow beats, with snare drum and
trumpets. But it works. ‘Salted Tangerines’
is a collaboration with Malcolm Mooney
from the legendary German band Can. It
consists of Malcolm singing lyrics based
on poetry written in the early 70s over
tinkling piano, and is completely barking.
Stuart Bryce Rich Watts But hey, Mr. Votel can get away with it and
[1] A – Somethings Going On [1] Martin Grech - Open Heart Zoo make it sound like art. It’s terrific. Other
[2] Young Heart Attack [2] Elbow - Asleep in the Back collaborators on the LP include fellow
[3] Chemical Brothers – Hey Boy Hey Girl [3] Weezer stuff - Buddy Holly, probably Mancunians Elbow. This is nothing if not
[4] Foo Fighters – Break Out [4] something you can be a bit floppy-wristed with original, complex and utterly intriguing.
[5] The Music [5] the Boggs. without a shadow of doubt eight | a.w.
22 COMMUNICATION 21 November 2002
j-team.biz j-team.biz
many out. Arriving at a flash reception full of top, well dressed, student and professional
broadcasters in our J-Team clobber (and sun visors!) caused a bit of attention. According
to one Louisa of Demon FM (De Montfort University) we all made ‘a bit of an entrance’!
Whatever that means. After numerous antics, such as a photo session with a certain piece of
produce which will be mentioned later, we were all ushered to the theatre.
The ceremony was well in when they brought out the award for ‘Best Speech Based
Program (Factual)’. The big news this week is, of course, that GU2 didn’t win it. A little
unfortunate, but looking back, we really don’t mind!
On the way to London a few stops were made. During a stop on the way, I’d purchased
a tin of dog food for a reason which I don’t really recall. However, it was decided that, in
the event of a win, we would swap it for the award on the stage. Pity, because in the event
of the biggest win we could have hoped for, we forgot all about it. Instead I found myself
jumping on top of Gaz, dancing on the chairs and generally cheering and pringling with
everybody. Then someone, I don’t know who, said: “Shall we go up on the stage?” What a
good idea! Seriously, we would have gone on for about another hour if that person hadn’t
spoken. I turned and ran along the row of chairs. Mr. Tea was leading the charge and began
words: judge mental and Mr Tea the spectacular trend of diving headfirst onto the stage. The stage was quite slippery and it
WE ONLY WENT AND WON IT! The simplicity of that first sentence is something I will wasn’t long before we found ourselves at the feet of Emma B, the hostess. It also wasn’t
be eternally glad of. Anything more complex, such as what else was said last week when much longer until we found ourselves jumping up and down with the award presenters,
GU2 nicely claimed the title of ‘Student Station of The Year 2002’, went straight in one a certain Andy Parfit, Controller of Radio 1, and John Bradford, Director of The Radio
ear and out the other. The excitement and disbelief over the minutes which followed the Academy. They were great sports! Now we reach what I cannot remember…
announcement triggered some sort of overload which now means I can remember very ...the aftershow party was, erm, IMMENSE! It was so strange to be at a party in a J-Team
little of what was said. It is for this reason that we have this week chosen to base the J- shirt and not have people you’ve never met hurling insults at you. People who we did meet
Column on Hazards for Fishermen at sea. Just messing. Although my knowledge of last had nothing but respect for GU2 and that was really cool. It showed that last year’s team,
weeks National Student Radio Awards is somewhat akin to the aforementioned topic, we led by Gaz, have successfully put Surrey on the radio map. Deservingly so too. I think that
should really cover it. Shouldn’t we? a huge well done to everybody who played any part in the success of last year is in order.
Paragraph 2. This paragraph is dedicated to Mr. Gareth Davies. Gaz, as many of you Also, if you see Gaz, stop him and shake him by the hand.
know, was the main man at GU2 last year. He was IN CHARGE! From organising GU2’s Mr. Tea and I would also like to say a huge thank you to Kit Kat and Nit Nat who made an
month on FM at the beginning to editing our award entries, he put an awful load of work excellent effort at presenting The J-Team Classic last Thursday night in our absence. Listen
and effort in. Even if some of it was having to listen to hours upon hours of recorded J- out for them sometime soon again on GU2, hopefully! The ‘Classic returns to normal this
Team Classic shows! Gaz, have a salute and a bag of credit from The J-Team! We did it! Thursday with new competition: ‘Flush the Mush!’ Tune in Thursdays from 7pm to find out
the.net
There are so many comedy parts of the evening that I’m worried about missing too more! GU2 won ‘Best Student Station 2002’, by the way.
X
£200: in which sport was Daley Thompson an Olympic champion?
a: cycling | b: shooting | c: athletics | d: diving
WORD
£300: for which national rugby union side has Gavin Hastings been a record scorer? A big thank you to rich and a hand-over-ears anna this week for their
a: scotland| b: ireland | c: wales| d: england help with this here crossword. I hope you can remember the answers.
£16k: which character was played by Ewan McGregor in the 1996 movie “Emma”?
a: Mr Knightly | b: Frank Churchill | c: Mr Elton | d: Robert Martin
All this talk of awards and what does Life After the Womb have
within Battersea Court Rawson…
to offer in terms of silverware or glass bowls, or free bottles of
After recovering from the trauma of A few week’s ago I wrote about the whiskey and large, picnic hamper sets? Absolutely nothing. More barren than a Spanish
accidentally going to hotmale.com rather Rawson Phenomenon – the strange fact coastline after an oil slick.
than hotmail.comI was able to start week that nobody ever seems to know where So this had a knock-on effect and, aside from those that lost in these awards we keep
11. I check my watch… 7:30… owch! I Battersea Rawson is – but this week it hearing about, LATW got to thinking who else normally gets neglected when it comes to
look in my hotmaIL struck me that many awards ceremonies and the handing ou of accolades to fellow ‘professionals.’
box, and find that moons ago, when GU2/ This is actually a much harder task than it may at first seem, because, on the face of it, hu-
someone has been kind GuildfordCampusRadio mans are all too ready to congratulate their colleagues when a good knees-up, plenty of free
enough to send me the was housed in nothing alcohol and the possibility of a wee snog are offered as the perks of attending a bash. Thus
following email: “what
if you could have it “After but a cupboard, Rawson
must have been far better
we have pretty pointless ceremonies in which people not only justify their weird habits by
getting fellow weirdos in a room, but ones in which they celebrate their strangeness with
all.. larger breasts...
NO SURGERY...” recovering from known. Yes, ladies and
gentlemen, that very
unparalleled enthusiasm.
So what about the Welfare sabbatical? What sort of recognition do they get? In all fair-
Good question. What
if I could have larger the trauma of cupboard (well, small
room) is in Rawson 2,
ness, they get very little, and so perhaps it is time we offered them the opportunity to get
themselves some nice glass bowls in which they can keep all of those condoms and little
breasts? Its honestly
something I haven’t accidental- barely 10 metres from
where I am now. Hidden
welfare leaflets they often have so handily lying around.
The first category could be for “Best Hug,” where nominees have to demonstrate a firm-
thought about before.
People seem to have got ly going to between a door out of
my floor and the Wells
but-not-too-firm wrapping technique. They should be judged on comfort created by a
gentle rubbing action of one hand on the back of the hugged, as well as ease with which
the impression that I’m
rather strange already, hotmale.com staircase it looks like it’s
been derelict for many
the hugged can place there nose into the hugger’s shoulder (and thus probably depositing a
fair residue of snot). Extra points should be given for maintaining an emotive, yet sexually
so I guess no one would
really notice…On first instead of years, containing only a
few sad old boxes and
distant cuddle by the necessary maintaining of distance between the respective crotches of
the hugged and the hugger.
thoughts - HELL NO!
I check my watch again, hotmail.com microphone stands. So,
I’ve been prompted to
The second category would be the “Best Tissues” award; this would take into account the
number of tissues a ‘welfarer’ has, what size they are, whether they have that nice balm on
7:30… right… time
I got on with the day. the week was think of new uses for this
bit of Surrey history. One
them that means your skin does not get irritated and flakey, whether they have an extensive
supply of them or not, whether they are carefully concealed such that the ‘afflicted’ (for
Last night I went to see
Harry Potter 1. I’m well able to start.” suggestion was a special
‘party room’ for Rawson
want of a better word) doesn’t feel like they have to cry or sniffle or dribble but that the
security is there just in case they do. All these things would be taken into account and my
impressed with that 2, but I’m not sure how - there are a lot of them. (Life After the Womb is secretly glad it doesn’t have to consider
movie. We saw it at the well that’d go down with all of these things...)
Union, and if anyone the powers that be! Or A third category could be “Best Sympathetic Tone;” that is to say the noise a welfarer
hasn’t been there to see maybe we could open makes when the afflicted is telling them the information they wish to convey. Though
a Sunday night film – I totally recommend a Battersea Court bar?! Suggestions on a somewhat dependent on the subjective view of the person doing the talking, there are
it. They put the full stage speakers on, and I postcard….. distinct characteristics associated with a genuine, hearlfelt “uh-huh.” Judges should
swear the floor literally shook when Hagrid Yet again I’m going to talk about one of therefore look for the following points: eye contact between the involved parties such that
knocked that door down! For free it’s a the major highlights of my week – Sunday the afflicted is put at ease by the unintelligible murmur; a depth of tone that suggest warm,
quality night out! Thanks to Jo for dragging Roast (which was this week held at cuddly animals sitting in front of an open fire in the farmhouse of a Welsh farmers lodg-
me along! lunchtime especially so I could get to a ings, in the middle of winter with the gales blowing hard outside; a decent enough length of
Finally the lift project is in… although I rehearsal at 2pm – awww)! The six of us acknowledgement such that the welfarer doesn’t seem too keen to show they are listening,
totally messed it up. I’m just going to have have decided that this tradition is too good but doesn’t conversely make it too short and abrupt such that the afflicted thinks they are
to work harder for the exams. Exams are to be kept to ourselves, so have hit upon the
funny things. I never want to revise – I just idea of starting a Roast Dinner Society. Our not being listened too. It is also important to
want to get in there and do it (although if aims would be to promote the social values consider where the welfarer is placing their fingers
I don’t revise, I’ll have nothing to write of weekly roast dinners (and of course the whilst listening to the person. Should their
about!). [Break for time check – 7.30… accompanying wine), experiment with new hand be twitching on the knee - a sympom
right] Oh yer, the other cool thing about cooking techniques and raise awareness of of boredom, then this ill discourage the
exams is that you get to read all the vegetarian steaks – yes, they do exist! Also afflicted; if, however, they place theri index
amusing things that people have written – getting your weekly vegetable allowance finger in an intelligent fashion on one or
on the exam tables!! I think sympathy is all in one day (well… almost) is pretty other of their cheeks, then this will
due for my multimedia course – we get our useful. And after the 20 signatures, AGM, display true care and attention to the
exam at 5pm-7pm on a Friday night! committee malarkey, we could buy what plight being described before them.
Anyone reading this in Battersea Court, the meat eaters in the group have been after The overall winner of the award will be that
as you should know by now, there is the all along – a brand new carving knife (to welfarer who can maintain all of the
competition running for the best decorated be shared equally amongst members, of above elements whilst continuing to pro-
kitchen this Christmas. There are some cool course)! So… any takers? vide an effective service to the afflicted
prizes on offer – so get decorating! Oh by Of course, we’d need a society and without seemingly having to concen-
the way, my watch stopped 9 months ago. headquarters, complete with oven, cooking trate on any of the particulars other than
chris ‘funkyberry’ hunter utensils, food, wine…. and that’s where the the person in front of them. Of course, if
old GU2 cupboard comes into play! they do win the award then they will invar-
‘ickle sarah iably burst out into floods of tears, thank
everyone involved with their work, even
– A View to a Kill 10. A-ha – The Living Daylights
though they coudn’t tell them anything
about it, and invite everybody in
Simon - Nobody Does It Better (The Spy Who Loved Me) 8. Shirley Bassey – Goldfinger 9. Duran Duran
– The World is Not Enough 5. Tina Turner – Goldeneye 6. Lulu – The Man With the Golden Gun 7. Carly
Forever 2. Nancy Sinatra – You Only Live Twice 3. Sheryl Crowe – Tomorrow Never Dies 4. Garbage the auditorium up on stage to share in their
16. Felony | 17. Animal | 18. Toward | 21. Else | 22. Snug lyrics quiz: 1. Shirley Bassey – Diamonds Are success, but hey - taht’s welfarers for you
Escape | 4. Allied | 5. Opus | 6. Dry rot | 7. Dalai Lama | 8. Redundant | 11. Sheep | 12. Seany | 15. Better | and they are a lovely bunch of people.
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Upside-Down Answers
26 PERSONALS 21 November 2002
Scorpio
After all the fun and excitement ALMOST ACCURATE ASTROLOGY Cancer
The planets are making you
from your birthday (as well as the words and predicting: daisy clay rush things without much time
embarrassment you suffered…but to think about things but don’t
let’s not go into that now though), now is worry too much because it will all work out
the time to be sensible and sort a few things out. You have alignment of Venus and Pluto so be sure the most of it. You fine. It is a good idea to just try sitting down for a while to
spent a lot of time thinking about that special someone luck will be highest this Friday and Saturday so don’t waste make a lists of things to do, things to buy, people to see,
lately but the planets dictate that you must finally tell them it by staying indoors! and places to go. Don’t forget to make a list of these lists or
how you really feel. You will certainly feel much better you run the risk of forgetting to check them.
after facing up to things. Aries
The planets are warm this week and so are you. Leo
Sagittarius All this heat could lead to lots of fun, but be New beginnings and life changes are on the
After finally having a bit of a sort out, much to careful not to get burnt. Look forward to hot way but do not resist them. Embrace new
the delight of your housemates and neighbours, dates on the 22nd and 25th. Your skills in the kitchen should acquaintances with open arms and look forward
you are feeling more organised. Seize this also be successful so how about baking some scones for all to lots of nice shiny new things. Everyone likes shiny new
opportunity to try and plan ahead. If you ignore this advice your friends to share. Remember that you’ll need baking things, especially you. But you can still share your nice
you may find your food cupboards empty and your social powder though. shiny new things because that would be nice, and possibly
calendar too full for you to cope. Try to keep on top of shiny too…quite a new thing for you too!
things……and allow yourself to see things from more than Taurus
one angle… Recent arguments with friends have been Virgo
troubling you. Minor disruptions to the This week you will be full of confidence, which
Capricorn positioning of the planets seem to have caused can only be a good thing unless you overdo it.
All that creativity seems to have gone well, and some more major disruptions to your life. As the planets After someone you trusted lets you down you
you are now full of determination to go through are sorting themselves out it is time for you to do the same. will feel a strong urge to seek revenge. Best not though.
with that idea you have been considering for Also, sharing a bar of chocolate could seriously improve Your plans of revenge are just too mean and will probably
a while. Find the courage to do it (you know what) whilst your chances with that new friend of yours. backfire. Do watch out for that open kitchen cupboard too.
you still can.
Gemini Libra
Aquarius What are you like?! All these deadlines are All these midnight meetings in secret locations
This week the stars indicate that it will be getting nearer and nearer (so near that you are arousing the suspicions of friends. They will
important for you to avoid fish. As an Aquarian could poke them with a short stick) and you’re find out about that night at the laundrette unless
this may sound odd to you but it is vital you doing nothing about them. Get your act together and stop you stop these late night antics. A last piece of advice is that
keep your feet firmly on dry land. In fact, avoid the lake at playing Solitaire or Hearts (although well done on your you should not attempt to climb into any wide open spaces,
all costs. You are safe to have showers but a bath may not new top score!). Try to focus on one task at a time as no matter how inviting them may seem.
be the best plan either. Good luck this week. Mars will temporarily disrupt your multi-tasking abilities.
Sacrificing a night or two out will pay off when you get Remember - none of our esteemed astrologers have any
Pisces those deadlines out of the way and can really get down to qualifications that mean they can actually predict anything
You lucky, lucky thing you – you couldn’t be non-stop partying! The fact you have a beautiful girlfriend other than the date of the next Royal scandal, which, given
much luckier this week with the current will make you feel better whenever you see her, though. current events, isn’t particularly difficult as it is.
Well, shag a met-ro and have a triple The CC Sick boys (hope the hangovers admirer, 1st weeks clue - how did a
UIP round!! We bloody did it guys!! These are the gone mark) photo of u get near her bed!!!
BEST STUDENT RADIO STATION
2002: GU2 1350AM! Thank you to the
personals. Steps, you say? I know someone who can Pascoe’s bird la la la, Pascoe’s bird la la
BEST manager (Gaz)- and the BEST You gossip- do those... la!
team EVER!!!!!
meisters,you. Get out your retro gear for 70’s night out I don’t fancy Pascoe’s much!!!
The big monkey is keen to spend Why can’t you with Guildford and Cathedral Court!!!...
christmas with you!! mon 25th nov, meet 7.30pm at reception Rhys, watch where you get her next
just be nice time!”My eye, my eye!!!”
She’s got that homeless look down to the
last detail
to each Pikeys: culturally they’re far behind
I’m walking along the beach in brighton,
other, eh? Malibu is USSU’s official broken tool a little bit drunk and i’m not sure if its
You got the vibe? cos I know at least 2 To the girl who is terrified of needles my ears ringing or the music being way
people that have! but still gave blood Fri afternoon; Wanted: Common sense, need i say too loud.
hope it went well and you really did do more!?!
sod this – i’m giving up with the whole something amazing. juggle those hats - that’s what its all
lot of it. sod ya’ Schoolgirls nite la la la!! about.
Surf & Totty in Lanzarote! Book your
Wanted: some fuckin fixtures for the place for Canary Islands Jan 2003 now. Another Netball social, oh dear! as opposed to hugging, you could just
4’s!! 1 week, just £300. Surf@surrey.ac.uk fall asleep on me - that’s fine.
for details. Sorry JJO, I know I said I’d stop
Back of the net! mentioning u in the personals. You’re congrats tris...you deserve it
Congratulations to GU2 1350am - best getting quite a reputation!
Hey baby – you’re gorgeous. student radio station. Shame there is so i would thank my mother, but she
much SBN this year. Watch out Pat Sharp, u won’t know wouldn’t let me have a go on her electric
I can give you 200 pounds in cash or 230 what’s hit u! wheelchair.
as a cheque Who the f**k is Tim Westwood?
Geebes hope you binned the toothbrush could these be award winning
Dominc says: Fireworks are outside! J-team for Radio 1 slot. after you used it to scoop out the personals? find out next year.
chunks!!!!!!
Luke says: Aeroplanes are above the Who the f**k is Rich W? adam, stop moaning and get on with
sky! Dare you to splash out for once Delly being an admin. some people just can’t
guys dont leave me all alone on help but moan.
Would the people on the ground floor sundays :( p.s NORWICH IPSHITCH Becks how was ur wkend? Did u trot or
of the new court please stop playing MCVEIGH!!!!!!!!) cannter? i’m hearing some very dodgy noises
outdoor Jenga! through my flooy - are you in there or is
Laurence, Jonno, Mark, Chris, Rich. Blonde streek Robbin u have an it someone else?
21 November 2002 SPORT & STARS 27
Mixed fortune for the netball teams This week at UniSport
Surrey 1sts travelled away to play By Beth Clark Wilson CAPOEIRA
Buckingham Chilterns College this week.
The art form is 400 hundred years old and was created as a martial art by African
It was the first time Shoeless Jo had driven University of Surrey 1st 27 slaves in Brazil. A combination of dance and the martial arts as you participate in this
the minibus so the team were unsure as to Buckingham Chilterns College 28 non-contact Brazilian form of combat. Requires grace and fluidity as well as speed
whether they would make it! She did fine
and perception.
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Above and below: photographs taken at the presentation of the cheques given to repre-
sentatives of various charities. The money was raised for RAFT and Disability Challeng-
ers by the Colours Ball and seriously sexy week.
This year saw a huge US contingent taking Deacon who, with a time of 6m.35.9s. came
part, hailing from Ivy League colleges such 20th overall in his division (J18) and to Alice
as Stanford and Brown. Our home grown Lydall who came 22nd in her division (J18)
stars, Matthew Pinsent and James Cracknell with a time of 8m.15.0s.
were unable to give a repeat performance of The club members will now be looking to
their spectacular race from last year, due to improve on their times in preparation for
honeymoons and the flu. However, James the upcoming race season, with both the
Cracknell and his new wife TV presenter men’s and women’s squads training over
Beverly Turner were there to award prizes eights times a week. The club will next
to the best in each category. be competing at Walton Small Boats Head
USBC were out in full force, for the Race, our home race, at the beginning of
ultimate test: 2000m on the erg (rowing December.
28 21 November 2002
SURREY PRIDE
Footballers triumph in BUSA match
Finally O’Sullivan’s band of merry men notched up their By David ‘Jonah’ Jones
first BUSA victory of the season against a mediocre side
from Imperial College School of Medicine last week. While 3
University of Surrey 2nd XI
our captain will no doubt claim that new 4-5-1 formation was 0
the key to our success, it was the superb level of commitment ICSM 2nd XI
from every player on the pitch that made the difference.
ICSM kicked off with some bruising challenges but Surrey a poor example of a shooting gallery as we each took turns
were up to challenge led by Sibbick, Waite and Warborough to add to the score-line, although to be fair the ICSM keeper
who were more than happy to roll up their sleeves and get had a good game between the sticks. Man of the Match goes
stuck in. Surrey soon took a grip of the game and made good to Jon Shafford for his tireless running on the right flank,
use of the width, allowing Ruggiero and Shafford to attack and he was unlucky not to get on the score sheet himself.
the opposition full-backs. The strikes were soon raining in Overall then it should have been a thrashing, but the result is
but for the umpteenth week running a lack of composure a satisfying one: bring on Brighton.
in front of goal proved our undoing. Just before half-time If you would like to know more about anything to do with
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composure to kill the game. The remainder of the game was