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FEATURES
50 HE SAYS GOODBYE, SHE SAYS HELLO
By BUZZ BISSINGER Meet Caitlyn, who gives V.F.
her coming-out exclusive—the first look at the person
Bruce Jenner has become—along with the full,
behind-the-scenes story of how an icon of American
masculinity finally became the woman she needed
to be. Photographs by Annie Leibovitz.

70 THE GOOD SOLDIER By WILLIAM LANGEWIESCHE


In Baghdad in 2007, an Alpha Company patrol took a
wrong turn. With four Iraqi detainees dead, Staff Sergeant
Jess Cunningham faced the most dangerous decision
of his war. Photograph by Jonas Fredwall Karlsson.

78 TCHAIKOVSKY’S NEW QUEEN


Spotlight on American Ballet Theatre’s Misty Copeland,
vaulting another barrier in Swan Lake. By Heather Watts.
Photographs by Patrick Fraser.

80 PORTRAIT OF A MARRIAGE By SARAH ELLISON


Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes and activist
Sean Eldridge seemed the perfect power couple. Hughes
had bought The New Republic, while Eldridge was
planning a run for Congress. How did it all go wrong?

84 FOLLOW THAT WOMAN! By JUDD APATOW


Writer and star of this month’s Trainwreck, Amy Schumer

SCHUM ER P HOTO GR A PHE D BY MA R K SE L IGE R ; PA J A M A S F RO M P EA R L R I VER MA RT. PHOTO GRA PH S © PARAMO UNT
is the hottest comedienne in the business. Her director,

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in an adaptation from his new book, reveals she’s in it for
more than just laughs. Photograph by Mark Seliger.

88 DETECTIVE STORY By RICH COHEN


Nic Pizzolatto provided HBO with a dazzling new hit,
True Detective, then upped the ante for his second season,
beginning this month. A former writers’-room
colleague charts Pizzolatto’s rise and the risks he’s taking.
Photograph by Art Streiber.

94 YOUNG AND CLUELESS By JEN CHANEY


Twenty years after Clueless gave a Valley Girl some
Jane Austen DNA, it remains a cultural touchstone.
In an adaptation from an oral history of the sleeper
hit, cast and crew recall the adventure.

VANITIES
FROM LEFT: Amy Schumer (page 84); Vince Vaughn (page 88);
22 CENTER SAGE
Kate Greathead and Teddy Wayne introduce
Alicia Silverstone (page 94). NPR Weekly; Scott Jacobson, Mike Sacks, and
Ted Travelstead on pickup lines for Deadheads.

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27 31 DAYS IN THE LIFE OF THE CULTURE
The Chicago Athletic Association Hotel. Muriel
Brandolini’s pop-up shop in Southampton, New York;
Hot Type. Korean beauty: the future of grooming is here.

33 AROUND THE WORLD, ONE PARTY AT A TIME


V.F.’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner
party, at the residence of the French ambassador, hosted
the Hill’s finest and Hollywood’s brightest.

COLUMNS
40 BLACK AND BLUE By JAMES WOLCOTT
After decades of police killings of unarmed black
men, America must face up to a bias—beyond
racism—that runs deep in the national psyche.

44 THE SUNDANCE KIDS


Spotlight on the stars of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.
By Richard Lawson. Photograph by Williams & Hirakawa.

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WHAT DO THE SIMPLE FOLK DO?

J E NN IF E R M EY E R. S CHR EI B E R’ S CL OT HIN G BY BO S S. S AGE P HOTO GR A PH ED BY MI G UEL RE VE R IE GO ;


By MICHAEL KINSLEY From gay marriage to abortion,
the G.O.P.’s “wedge” issues have lost steam. In 2016,
expect a new strategy. Illustrations by Barry Blitt.

48 MOORE THE MERRIER


Spotlight on Shameik Moore, whose breakout
role in Dope is just the beginning. By Krista Smith.
Photograph by Lauren Dukoff.

ET CETERA
16 CONTRIBUTORS
18 EDITOR’S LETTER CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS
36 IN THE DETAILS LIEV SCHREIBER
FROM LEFT: Halston Sage (page 22); Liev Schreiber (page 36);
Rose Byrne (page 38); Stephen Fry (page 118).
38 OUT TO LUNCH ROSE BYRNE
118 PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE STEPHEN FRY

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vanityfairagenda.com ANNIE LEIBOVITZ


In her home, in Malibu, California,
over the course of two days, Bruce—
now Caitlyn—Jenner sat for Contributing
Photographer Annie Leibovitz for
a portfolio (“He Says Goodbye, She
Says Hello,” on page 50). “There
was no one else to do this but
Annie,” says Features Editor Jane
Sarkin. “She has photographed some
of the most important and iconic
moments for the magazine.”

BUZZ BISSINGER
In February, Contributing Editor
Buzz Bissinger began visiting Bruce
Jenner at Jenner’s Malibu home,
while the Olympic gold medalist was
transitioning into a woman. In “He
Says Goodbye, She Says Hello”
(page 50), Jenner presents herself to
the public as Caitlyn for the first
time. “I watched a man I was with
for several months disappear and
become a woman,” Bissinger says.
“It’s the most remarkable story I’ve
ever worked on as a journalist.”

SARAH ELLISON
With a distinct skill for reporting on
media, Contributing Editor Sarah Ellison
writes this month about upwardly mobile
millennial couple Chris Hughes and Sean
Eldridge and Hughes’s controversial
takeover of The New Republic (“Portrait
of a Marriage,” on page 80). “They are
precocious in their achievements and in
their ability to attract outsize media
attention,” says Ellison. “In person, they
struck me as more three-dimensional and
thoughtful than they have been given
credit for. I have hope that these two will
become the people they want to be.”
V I S I T.
D I SCOV E R. JUDD APATOW
Director, producer, and screenwriter
Judd Apatow recently took over
SHARE. the office of V.F. editor Graydon Carter
to shoot a scene for Apatow’s
forthcoming film Trainwreck, which was
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(page 84) in an adaptation from his
book Sick in the Head: Conversations
About Life and Comedy. “If you
have 100 percent confidence, you’re
hard to connect with.”

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EDITOR’S LETTER

CRIMES and MISDEMEANORS

I n the spring of 2007, at the height of police as a whole have a long history of killing

N I GE L PAR RY
the bloody “surge” in Iraq, members innocent people in the course of their duties—
of an American platoon drove in by accident, on purpose, or in callous disre-
convoy to a wasteland on the edge gard. We know about so many more of these
of Baghdad. Night had fallen, and when the fatal confrontations because of the ease of sur-
ramp of a Bradley Fighting Vehicle was low- veillance afforded by the digital era—as Wol-
ered, a shaft of light shot through the dark- cott puts it, “technology has democratized
ness. A handful of Iraqi men, blindfolded eyewitnesshood.” By our count, in the last
and bound with flex-cuffs, were led down the year the national news media have reported
incline and taken to the edge of a weedy ca- on the deaths of at least 20 unarmed mem-
nal. They had been captured earlier in the day bers of minority groups as a result of police
and may or may not have been insurgents. shootings—but this is surely only a fraction
The detainees were made to line up alongside of the killings that have occurred. We may
the canal, and then one by one they were shot be “deep in the second term of the country’s
by First Sergeant John Hatley and two of his first African-American president,” Wolcott
men. Hatley, according to one of his soldiers, writes, but too many of the nation’s police
later explained to his troops that what had precincts seem to inhabit another America.
been done was “retaliation, and we won’t have to face these guys again.

O
It stays in this group, this brotherhood, and we’re all on the same page.” ne of the hallmarks of the early stage of political campaigns—and
But as Vanity Fair International Correspondent William Lange- the early stage tends to come earlier and earlier—is the attempt
wiesche reports in “The Good Soldier,” on page 70, not everyone was by candidates to establish that they are ordinary people. Those of
on the same page. Three times that day, one of the soldiers, a staff ser- us who actually are ordinary people don’t find this a particular challenge.
geant named Jess Cunningham, had tried to prevent what he feared But politicians, most of whom are anything but ordinary, have teams of
was coming. Cunningham did not immediately report the murders, for advisers to help them at least give the impression of being ordinary. And
complicated reasons, but he was shattered. Only much later was he able still they can’t get it right. It was painful to watch John Kerry, a decade
to inform the people who had the power to act. Langewiesche writes, ago, order a Philadelphia cheesesteak and then ask the person at the coun-
“Thus began a process, rare for our era, in which a serving soldier—not ter if he could have it made with Swiss. (For you non-ordinary people,
families, not victims, not the press—dragged the army into confronting a it’s generally made with Cheez Whiz.) Scott Brown, running for the Sen-
war crime.” And confront it the army did: Hatley and the two others are ate in Massachusetts, went everywhere in a pickup truck, as if that were
today serving long sentences at Fort Leavenworth. what everyone up there drives. You start hearing a lot more “gotta”s and
This epic account, written by a correspondent with long experience cov- “lemme”s from the lips of people who went to Wellesley or Yale.
ering Iraq, is remarkable on many levels. It makes vivid the fabric of life As columnist Michael Kinsley writes in “What Do the Simple Folk
and leadership in the U.S. military. It lays bare the impossible task the U.S. Do?,” on page 46, we have entered the “competitive normality” phase
gave to its young soldiers in Iraq. It plumbs the intricacies of military justice. of the 2016 campaign. And there may be something different about
“This is a story that should be taught in army schools,” Langewiesche writes. it this time around: it may be all there is. It used to be that the basic
“What happened here? How could it have been detected in advance? What Republican strategy was to use “wedge” issues such as abortion, gay
are the dangers of esprit de corps?” It is a story that should most surely be marriage, public prayer, flag burning, and the like as a way to mobilize
taught. But it hasn’t been. As Langewiesche points out, the army prefers the base up through Election Day, after which, if they won, they would
that the memory fade: “wrapped into a bundle and dropped out of sight.” “govern like the pro-business, rich-people’s party that they are at heart.”
This has been the case at least since 1992, the year in which George

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rom the suburbs of St. Louis to the streets of New York, from H. W. Bush—whose reputation has been retrospectively burnished by
Cleveland, Ohio, to Baltimore, Maryland, Americans have wit- the appalling example of his progeny—allowed the far-right wing to take
nessed one episode after another in which unarmed black men die over and run the entire G.O.P. convention in return for letting him have
at the hands of very well-armed police. Sometimes it is a shooting out in the nomination. But a funny thing has happened, Kinsley writes: those
the open, caught on someone’s cell-phone camera. Sometimes the vio- wedge issues aren’t so sharp anymore. Gay marriage seems to be on a
lence occurs in the shadows—for instance, in the back of a police van. In victory march from sea to sea. Abortion no longer gets much traction.
his column this month, “Black and Blue,” on page 40, contributing edi- “If wedge issues are blunted, what will take their place?,” Kinsley
tor James Wolcott points out that, “for all of the country’s racial progress, asks. “My guess is it will be class warfare of the most pathetic kind.” The
the killings of black men (and boys) by police officers haven’t dwindled opening salvos have been fired, with Wisconsin governor Scott Walker
… they’ve appeared to accelerate.” He attributes this grim reality both to suggesting that Hillary Clinton has never stepped inside a Kohl’s de-
America’s continued history of racism (“Black lives matter in America,” partment store, and with Hillary, countering aggressively, making a “se-
Wolcott writes, “but white lives rule”) and to the nature of police culture cretly” recorded visit to a Chipotle in Ohio. We will soon be heading
(which is built on the badge’s “power, authority, status, and prerogative”). toward the main event of the competitive-normality competition. The
Police work is a brutal line of business, and the quotidian violence experi- irony, of course, is that this contest is unwinnable: a truly normal person
enced on the job can numb even the most levelheaded professional. The wouldn’t be in the race in the first place. —GRAYDON CARTER

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HALSTON SAGE
AGE : 22. PROVE NANC E : Los Angeles. C L ASS ACT: The blonde beauty, whose breakout role was in Nickelodeon’s
2012 How to Rock series, started acting professionally in high school. “I would be in science class studying lines
for my audition later that day, which isn’t great, but it was way more fun.” RIDING HIGH: The actress is a champion
equestrian. “It was the best thing I ever did for myself growing up. It taught me responsibility and gave me an athlete’s mentality—competitive but also
appreciative of where hard work can get you. I carried that over into acting.” BAC K TO SC HOOL: Sage plays Lacey Pemberton in next month’s Paper
Towns—the film adaptation of John Green’s beloved coming-of-age novel, which stars Cara Delevingne. “I went to an all-girls school, and I always felt
like I missed out on a traditional high-school life. So when I was filming, it made up for that.” HOME , SWEET HOME: “I am excited when I get a movie and I
get to move somewhere for a certain amount of time. But I am a Cali girl. My family is here. The sun is here. It’s kind of hard to leave.” — KRISTA SMITH

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TOUCHES GRAY
Ten pickup lines for the
of

July Fourth Grateful Dead


reunion show at
Chicago’s Soldier Field
B y S C O T T JAC O B S O N, M I K E SAC K S,
A N D T E D T R AV E L ST E A D
I llu s tr atio n b y R A M I N I E M I

“Apologies if I appear a
bit glassy-eyed.
I just dropped five tabs
of antacid.”

“I hear there’s a bad


batch of Sauvignon
Blanc floating around,
so be careful.”
“I was there in ’71 when
they went from ‘Dark Star’
to ‘Wharf Rat,’ then
back into ‘Dark Star.’ Hey,
where are you going?”

“Check out my
carpal-tunnel splint!
It’s tie-dyed!”

“Are those homemade falafel


balls in your fanny pack or are
you just happy to see me?”
“I’ve got a
nitrous balloon
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with your name


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on it in my
Navigator.”

“Want some
Mexican grass?
No? How about
Mexican Cialis?”
“Technically I can fit
T WI N I MAG ES ( GRO SS ) , A STR ID STAW I A RZ /G ET T Y IM AG ES ( I RA )

three more guys

Introducing under this sundress.”

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“Wanna take
a hit on my
ceramic asthma
inhaler?”
“I’m not
Mr. Natural, but
I am nude and
my beard
is thigh-length.
You still fertile?”

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The second-floor-
lobby lounge.

The bar area


of a guest room
at the hotel.

CLUBBY RETREAT
Built in 1893, the Venetian Gothic–
style Chicago Athletic Association building
long towered over Michigan Avenue and
PH OTOG RA P H COU RTE SY O F TH E PR IT ZK ER FA M ILY ( L O GO )

served as a luxurious sporting bastion


for the city’s elite gentlemen. Shuttered since
1997, it’s about to become Chicago’s most
in inn. The 241-room architectural gem,
christened the Chicago Athletic Association
Hotel, has been deftly restored by the
N.Y.C.-based design firm Roman and Williams,
which has given it a contemporary spin.
A custom-designed Roman The prestige remains—Hyatt heir John Pritzker’s
and Williams bedframe and pommel company Commune Hotels and Resorts is one
horse; inset, the association’s logo.
of the partners—but private membership
Cindy’s, the rooftop is now obsolete. (ChicagoAthleticHotel.com)
bar and restaurant. —JAMES R E G IN AT O

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High Life
International interior designer
Muriel Brandolini has tapped into her French,
Venezuelan, and Vietnamese heritage to
conceive and create the eccentric treasures featured
in her debut lifestyle collection, Life. The line,
which includes loungewear, furniture, and accessories
for the home, is playful and modern and works
well in a city residence or at a seaside retreat.
Brandolini will introduce Life at her Southampton,
New York, pop-up shop, which opens this
month—perfect timing for summer hostess gifts.
From the Life by Muriel Brandolini (42A Jobs Lane, Southampton,
collection, clockwise from above: engraved- New York; murielbrandolini.com)
marble table set with porcelain dish
and glass bowl; Murano-glass cup; shoes;
—PUNCH HUTTON
straw hat; cotton sun hat and silk-taffeta
djellaba dress; print throw pillow.

my Hempel and Jill Ciment, writing Gangsters and dreamers own the streets of Jerome
as A. J. Rich, give life to their late Charyn’s Bitter Bronx (Liveright). Emily Bingham toasts GREAT THINGS
friend Kathy Rich’s unfinished her great-aunt, the Irrepressible (Farrar, Straus and Gi- he Way Things Were
thriller in The Hand That Feeds You roux) Jazz Age pleasure junkie Henrietta Bingham. Pho- (Farrar, Straus
(Scribner)—an unnerving, elegant tographer Raymond Cauchetier’s New Wave (ACC) and Giroux), Aatish
page-turner. Couples in a heartland est formidable. Marvelous Bob Morris sees his parents Taseer’s panoramic novel

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town wilt under the heat of exis- off in Bobby Wonderful (Twelve). of modern India, takes its title
tential meltdown in Dean Ba- Lidia Yuknavitch burns through from the literal meaning of
kopoulos’s Summerlong (Ecco). sex, art, and war in The Small the Sanskrit word for history,
Anne Kreamer preaches a radi- Backs of Children (Harper). Itihāsa. And it is, indeed,
cal daily practice of Risk/Reward Scott Sherman rebuilds the New a novel where characters are
(Random House). The reclusive York Public Library with “encircled by history.” When
Harper Lee sets To Kill a Mock- Patience and Forti- Toby, an exiled Sanskrit
ingbird fans a-twitter with a sequel of sorts, Go Set a tude (Melville House). Petra Collins scholar, dies, it’s left to
Watchman (Harper). Jeff Gordinier and Marc Wein- cherry-picked the work of fe- his son, Skanda,
garten edit Here She Comes Now (Rare Bird), essays on male artists for Babe (Pres- to return to India
women musicians. Eric Bennett’s deceitful Iraq-war tel). Etgar Keret to immerse
memoirist tells A Big Enough Lie (TriQuarterly). Joshua is happy for The his ashes. Meanwhile,
Cohen plumbs the mysteries of human connection in Seven Good Years Skanda ponders not just
Book of Numbers (Random House). Stephen Witt (Riverhead). his father’s intellectual
drops the needle on How Music Got Free (Viking). — ELISSA SCHAPPELL disillusionment but also his
parents’ failed marriage set
IN SHORT
against the violent flash points
Luca Dotti cooks with Hepburn in Audrey at Home (Harper Design). Rinker Buck travels The Oregon Trail
(Simon & Schuster). Poet Nick Flynn exposes My Feelings (Graywolf). Jesse Browner asks, How Did I Get Here? of the 70s, 80s, and early 90s.
(HarperWave). Clifford Thompson shines in Twin of Blackness (Autumn House). Milan Kundera revels “Our literature is crammed
in The Festival of Insignificance (Harper). Brenda Bowen escapes to Maine in Enchanted August (Pamela Dorman). full of big events. Of riots, and
Exiled sisters land on The Star Side of Bird Hill (Penguin), by Naomi Jackson. Fred Goodman spins Allen Klein (Eamon
partitions, and emergencies,”
Dolan). Shaun Usher compiles Lists of Note (Chronicle). Al Hirschfeld illustrates The Hirschfeld Century (Knopf).
Murder haunts Robin Kirman’s Bradstreet Gate (Crown). Kevin Kwan is back with China Rich Girlfriend Skanda says. Taseer’s great
(Doubleday). David Black spies a Fast Shuffle (Forge). Charles Kaiser tallies The Cost of Courage (Other Press). gift is to locate the fault lines—
David E. Hoffman fingers The Billion Dollar Spy (Doubleday). Anthony Quinn punches up A History of British Magazine of both individuals and
Design (V&A). Peggy Freydberg draws Poems from the Pond (Hybrid Nation). Film critic Richard Schickel
screens his Keepers (Knopf). Andi Teran raises Ana of California (Penguin). Penny Vincenzi plots A Perfect Heritage
a nation—in the midst of epic
(Overlook). Matthew Quick warns, Love May Fail (Harper). A family shatters in Julia Pierpont’s upheavals. — A N D E R S O N T E P P E R
Among the Ten Thousand Things (Random House). – E . S .

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A R O U N D t h e WO R L D, O N E PA RT Y a t a T I M E JULY 2015

Katie
Couric
and
Karlie
Kloss

Michael Beschloss, Leon


Wieseltier, and Jim Lehrer

Georgette Bradley
Mosbacher Timothy Simons Cooper and
Nancy Pelosi

Residence of the
ambassador,
Embassy of France.

Michael
Bloomberg and
French
ambassador
Gérard Araud.

Maureen Dowd,
Charlie Rose, and Eden PATRIOT GAMES
Rafshoon
Michael R. Bloomberg and
Graydon Carter hosted a swanky soirée
at the residence of the French
ambassador following the White House
Correspondents’ Association Dinner,
in Washington, D.C.

Lorne Susan Rice


Michaels and Valerie
Jarrett

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and John
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and Emily Black

George Eric
Stevens Jr. Stonestreet
and Jane
Fonda

Foyer of the
French
ambassador’s
residence.
Susan
Nemazee
Westmacott Shane
and Huma Smith
Abedin

Naomi
Campbell

Travis Tina
Kalanick Tchen

U.S. secretary
Andy of defense
Lack Ashton Carter and
Stephanie Carter.
Neon lights.

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and
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Hutton

Brandon
Marshall
and Michi
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IN THE DETAILS

What You Should Know About

LIEV SCHREIBER
A PA N O PLY O F E C C E N T R I C B I O G R A PH I C A L DATA R E : A M E R I C A’S N I C E - GU Y V I L L A I N

A FORMER bike messenger, Schreiber regu-

L
iev Schreiber, the Lower East
Side–raised stage-and-screen larly totes his sons around New York
actor lauded for roles ranging on his beloved black Dutch work bike,
from Shakespeare’s Macbeth which the boys call “Thunder.”
to Marvel’s Sabretooth, grew up fasci- HOME BASE for the family and their 13-year-
nated by another distinctly handsome old Yorkie, Bob, is in N.Y.C.’s NoHo.
Tony Award winner known for his acting However, while Schreiber is filming Ray
duality—Basil Rathbone, the stage actor Donovan, the family lives between Brent-
and 14-time Sherlock Holmes of 30s and wood and Santa Monica, just close
40s cinema. But it wasn’t Rathbone’s enough to the Pacific for frequent beach
defining detective role that entranced trips. (A boxer on and off for 15 years,
the future Yale School of Drama and Schreiber also surfs, although “not well.”)
Royal Academy of Dramatic Art–trained HE CO-FOUNDED the ad agency Van’s Gen-
actor—it was his swashbuckling villains. eral Store in late 2012 with advertising
“Everyone says villains are thankless vet Scott Carlson. Schreiber helps scout
parts, but those are really the best roles,” business and pitches in with copywriting.
says Schreiber, who, at 47, has himself O NE H A B I T from his days in ashram
evolved into a Tony Award–winning ac- school—a chapter in his “eclectic” child-
tor and professional malefactor who can hood—is meditation. He tries to practice
both swing a sword (he loves fencing) every day for 20 minutes.
and carry a series. In anticipation of HE LIVED on vegetarian meals and black-
July’s third-season return of Showtime’s and-white movies at the insistence of
Ray Donovan, in which Schreiber stars his mother until around the age of 12,
as the eponymous Hollywood fixer, we review the bio- THE SCENE-STER when pastrami and Star Wars broke both spells.
Schreiber,
graphical dossier of America’s foremost Bard devotee. HIS DRINK is a gin martini—up, dry, with olives.
photographed in Culver
City, California.
HE SPEAKS a little French (learned in school), a bit
HE IS so committed to Shakespeare that he has of Russian (learned for a role), and some Spanish
schemed as Iago, sleazed as Iachimo, dreamed of play- (learned “because I live in America”).
ing Richard III—alas, at six feet three, Schreiber fears he is too tall— THE BEST gift he’s ever received was a black Steinway mini grand piano
and “can’t imagine dying without getting the chance to play Lear.” from Watts. Piano-playing ability, sadly, was not included. “I’ve prob-
THE LEADING man of Schreiber’s early life was his maternal grandfather, ably spent the last eight years trying to learn the first page of the aria
Alex Milgram, a stoic gentleman whose influence was so profound to the Goldberg Variations.”
that, Schreiber says, “every character I’ve ever played is in one way HE PAID off approximately $70,000 in student loans after playing a
or another modeled after him.” suicidal transvestite in Nora Ephron’s 1994 comedy, Mixed Nuts, his
BLOOD REL ATIONS include half-brother Pablo Schreiber, the Tony- first movie and the site of one humiliating memory: while rehearsing
nominated actor best known as Orange Is the New Black’s “Porn- a dance scene with a co-star, a nervous Schreiber remembers fixating
stache.” Schreiber has four other half-siblings from his bohemian on how “inappropriate it would be if I got an erection while I was do-
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mother, Heather, and his father, a Dartmouth-educated acting teacher. ing the fox-trot. … Sure enough, it happened.”
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HE CREDITS his Russian and Eastern European heritage for what he HE CR AVES another comedy project, although @vf.com
calls his “Slavic fat pads”—i.e., his pronounced cheeks. maybe not one involving the fox-trot. To see a V I D E O

THE DOWNTURNED arch of his eyebrows gives him a villainous resting ex- DESPITE HIS intensive drama training, he had no interview with Liev
Schreiber, go to
pression. In real life, he laments his menacing visage because people qualms about appearing in the mainstream hor- VF.COM/JULY2015.
“think I’m a lot meaner than I am.” ror movie Scream. “For Shakespeare roles, I was
WHAT SHOCKS Schreiber is that he sired “such beautiful children”—his making $300 or $400 a week. And suddenly Bob Weinstein at Dimen-
blond, blue-eyed sons, Alexander (named for Schreiber’s grandfa- sion says, ‘I’ll pay you $20,000 to walk down a flight of stairs.’ ”
ther and called Sasha), seven, and Samuel (known as Kai), six. “But HIS FIRST brush with the Bard came during a sixth-grade production
then, of course, they look like their mother,” he of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. He was in the
says, referring to his partner of 10 years, Oscar- band, playing Mendelssohn’s Wedding March
nominated actress Naomi Watts. on bass clarinet, and, he recalls, “I was think-
THE SETTING for his first date with “Nai”—his nick- “I THOUGHT I ing how ridiculous it looked onstage and how I
name for Watts—was outside Magnolia Bakery
in the West Village, where the two chitchatted
COULD DO thought I could do better.”
MORE COMFORTABLE onstage than in front of a camera,
over cupcakes (Schreiber prefers “the white
ones”) on a park bench. “It was all very above-
BETTER.” Schreiber says, “There’s nothing more exciting than
that conversation you have with a live audience.
board,” assures Schreiber. It’s the best feeling in the world.” —JULIE MILLER
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CONVERSATION

Out to Lunch with

ROSE BYRNE
THE AUSSIE ACTRESS RELISHES BEING ON THE CUSP OF LOW-KEY, BIG-TIME STARDOM

R
ose Byrne, whose imperson- her helpless with laughter, Byrne says.
ation of the laughing kooka- In spite of her success, comparatively
burra bird of her native Aus- little is known about Mary Rose Byrne.
tralia on The Tonight Show Unusually in the acting biz, she’s up-
Starring Jimmy Fallon made her an front about her age. Though she eas-
instant YouTube hit, met me for lunch ily passes for a woman in her 20s, she
at Morandi, her local hangout in New told me unself-consciously that she’s 35.
York’s West Village. “Nice to meet you, She’s the youngest of four siblings—all in
John,” the actress said in her breezy the arts—and the daughter of a statisti-
Aussie accent. “Are you hungry?” cian and a longtime administrator of an
I’ve yet to meet an Australian who Aboriginal school. Her parents live on a
revealed any snobbery or attitude, and farm in Tasmania, and she visits them
the fun, refreshingly unstarry Rose Byrne quite frequently. Her somewhat eccen-
didn’t let me down. In repose, she can tric dad has always enjoyed gambling on
sometimes appear on-camera like a mel- the horses. “Never marry a punter,” said
ancholic porcelain beauty. But in her jeans her mom. The children were restricted
and Kenzo Paris sweater that day, she was to watching TV only half an hour a day.
more her natural, disarming self. She lives But her dad loved watching reruns of
nearby with Bobby Cannavale, who de- John Cleese’s irresistibly insane Fawlty
clared her “the love of my life” while ac- Towers, the eternal BBC sitcom from the
cepting an Emmy Award for his gangster 70s. She can still quote the lines.
role on Boardwalk Empire. “He’s a real ro- When I asked her what she misses
mantic, isn’t he?” she said. “I’m a very lucky girl.” most about home, she listed her folks, the
A waiter came by. “You’re not doing break- By JOHN HEILPERN beaches (she swims most days at a Y.M.C.A. in
fast, are you?” she asked him hopefully. “No, New York and has practiced yoga since she was
but we do have a frittata. If you like eggs, it’s 15), the limitless supply of Vegemite (“It’s an ac-
pretty good.” So she ordered the frittata, with a comforting side quired taste, John. Heaven!”), and the Australian sense of humor,
of toast and a decaf cappuccino. “Great! Thank you.” which for her is not taking yourself too seriously. “You can be the
Her latest movie is an anticipated blockbuster for the sum- punch line of your own joke.”

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mer silly season, Spy, released this month and directed by Paul Phenomenally, she’s already made some 40 films—in addition

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Feig (Bridesmaids). The broad—very broad—comedy is Mr. Feig’s to her five seasons with Glenn Close on the applauded FX legal
James Bond send-up, starring Melissa McCarthy, ever the lady, thriller, Damages. Her motley movie roles range from her first, when
as a frumpy desk-bound C.I.A. operative who’s besotted with she was still a schoolgirl, in Dallas Doll (starring Sandra Bernhard, if
Jude Law and goes incompetently undercover to save the world. you please, as a golf pro), to a handmaiden in one of the Star Wars
(Spoiler alert: she does.) Rose Byrne plays the Bond villain—a films (“My finest hour,” she says. She had one line, which she re-
delusional Bulgarian nuclear-arms dealer with a cut-glass British members as “My lady, are you O.K.?”), to the captured princess
accent, a wig that has a levitating life of its own, and the fashion Briseis in Troy, including a love scene with Brad Pitt’s bronzed Achil-
sense of “a slutty dolphin trainer.” les (“I’ve had worse,” she said at the time). The liberating turning
Feig is the populist director whose underdog mission is to fly the point in her new persona as a comic actress was Jackie Q, her
flag for women in movies. (His next comedy is the all-female reboot raunchy female version of her co-star, Russell Brand, in Get Him
of Ghostbusters, with Kristen Wiig and McCarthy.) “He breaks con- to the Greek, produced by the king of film comedy, Judd Apatow.
vention,” Byrne says of him admiringly. “He did it with Melissa and Rose Byrne describes herself, with typical self-effacement, as
Sandra Bullock in The Heat.” And crucially in her own career, he “a jobbing actor.” It is the honorable, yeoman reverse of being a
also cast her in her breakthrough role, as the perfect know-it-all an- star and all that goes with it. She remains driven, however, never
tagonist in his 2011 Bridesmaids (in which Byrne quite trusting whether she’ll work again, as all
notably held her own with S.N.L. alumnae Wiig, actors do. What does the future hold for her?
Maya Rudolph, and the rampant McCarthy). “Life’s pretty simple if you just relax,” she re-
What does she think of Feig’s muse? “To say “IT’S AN plied—happily quoting the line from Kaufman
Melissa is funny is obvious. She works incred-
ibly hard, she never complains, she’s stayed very ACQUIRED and Hart’s vintage comedy of family dysfunc-
tion, You Can’t Take It with You, in which she
grounded—and she’s just hysterical! She can turn
anything into ‘a bit.’ ” She improvises off the
TASTE, JOHN.” made her widely admired, too belated Broad-
way debut only last year, while secretly channel-
script—leaving everyone shooting a scene with ing her inner John Cleese. 
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E
JAMES WOLCOTT

ven for a
radical magazine in a radical decade with Mo-
lotov cocktails on its mind, the cover of the
July 1969 issue of Ramparts was, shall we say,
arresting. Breaking the fourth wall in a big way,
it cried Halt! with a helmeted, face-shadowed
policeman pointing a revolver square at the
reader’s head, and offered the following boun-
ty: “$10,000 for Information Leading to the
Arrest and Conviction of any Cop who has
Murdered a Black Man.” Many of Ramparts’
insurrectionist covers have dated into coun-
tercultural relics. Not this one. Here we are,
46 years later, deep in the second term of the
country’s first African-American president,
and, for all of the country’s racial progress,
the killings of black men (and boys) by police
officers haven’t dwindled into a few grievous,
rogue-cop incidents; they’ve appeared to ac-
celerate and hemorrhage into a Rorschach
blot of blood pools. Were any magazine to
tout a similar wanted poster today the inun-
dation would immobilize its in-box. Ramparts
felt compelled to step up to the plate with its
graphic proposal because, back in those ana-
log days of Mad Men yore, documentation of
police brutality was sketchy, sporadic, heav-
ily dependent on eyewitness accounts. Digital
technology has democratized eyewitnesshood,
made it less subject to the Rashomon
effect. All it takes to record law
PLUS ÇA CHANGE officers in the act of firing on
Top, Michigan state- an unarmed suspect or execut-
police officers round up ing a beatdown is a bystand-

BLACK AND
suspects during the er with a cell-phone camera
Detroit riots, July 25,
1967; above, men mourn
or a surveillance cam in just
the death of Freddie the right spot. Yet the vor-

BLUE
Gray in West Baltimore, tex impact of viral footage of
April 28, 2015. killer cops—the outrage, pro-
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Racism hasn’t been the only force behind forcers. Each week a new victim seems to go
up on the scoreboard.
the increasing slaughter of black men (and boys) by Black Lives Matter was the protest message
the police. There’s also a long-ingrained culture adopted after the acquittal in 2013 of George
Zimmerman in the shooting of the unarmed
that glorifies law enforcement—Dirty Harry, Cops, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. It swelled into
Dallas SWAT, etc.—and now, thanks to the War a movement as open season seemed to be
declared on black males and tragedies mul-
on Terror, a domestic glut of Pentagon hardware tiplied. Black lives matter in America, but
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white lives rule. Self-styled, homegrown, vision series such as The Shield and True De- War II wasn’t some prototype Tea Party/neo-
beef-jerky Red Dawn “Wolverines!” Open tective unscrewed the skulls of the armed and Confederate wet-dream Nightmare on Elm
Carry showboats can preen about with AR- dangerous guardians of law and order and gave Street scenario, but a plausible irruption after
15s strapped to their backs without meeting us a tour of their lusts, greeds, paranoia, preju- Detroit’s “12th Street Riot,” the year before—
kingdom come, and a psycho-killer such as dices, and borderline-psycho compulsions, it’s which left 43 dead, hundreds injured, and an
James Eagan Holmes can be apprehended the Dragnet ideal that dominates our political estimated 1,400 buildings burned—and the
in one piece after conducting a massacre in discourse and editorial pieties, a cardboard nationwide conflagration ignited by the as-
an Aurora, Colorado, movie theater that left knighthood of fallen heroes and a few bad sassination of Martin Luther King Jr. Race
12 dead and 70 wounded, while a black fa- apples. But beneath the lip service, in the dirty relations would improve in the following years
ther of four, Rumain Brisbon, can be shot for rooting section of our limbic brains, we’ve been and decades, but the domestic arms race,
holding a vial of pills mistaken for a weapon, cultured to identify with the sentinels at the ex- like the international military overstretch,
another can be shot for handling a pellet gun pense of those in the crosshairs, because that’s never quite abates. After 9/11, the date from
at Walmart (John Crawford, aged 22), and where power, authority, status, and prerogative which so much of our hulking entropy can
a 12-year-old black child can have his future suit up every day for duty. We may pity the vic- be marked, the War on Terror revived police
erased for playing with a BB gun, shot by an tims, but pity is a watery emotion compared militarization with a righteous vengeance.
officer who may not have been aware the boy with the blood rush of a good chase and a State and local law enforcement in commu-
was holding a toy gun. (The victim, Tamir vigorous takedown. The long-running success nities that didn’t have a mouse squeak of a
Rice, died the next day at the hospital and six of Cops derives its voyeuristic fascination from threat risk from sleeper cells could roll out
months after his death had still not been bur- this valorizing of the figure in the foreground, hardware worthy of a Pentagon yard sale.
ied, denied even that dignity. His family finally the camera riding sidekick on the night shift As our twin theaters of operation in Afghani-
decided to have him cremated.) and allowing the viewer to share the cops’ stan and Iraq tapered down, military equip-
The latitude of response allowable to a windshield view of the world, which is often ment was re-deployed Stateside, courtesy of
black suspect is razor-thin to nonexistent. Re- a pretty skanky panorama of sketchy behav- the Department of Defense, even such vital
sist, like Eric Garner, surrounded by a scrum ior, so many of the perps appearing to opt for peacekeeping machines as the Mine Resistant
of cops for the quality-of-life offense of alleg- the pants-less look. Cops spawned a genre of Ambush Protected vehicle, capable of with-
edly selling individual cigarettes, or “loosies,” police-perspective procedurals that make up standing bomb blasts. Because, as we all are
and you can find yourself in a choke hold that the meat of the programming lineup of cable aware, this country’s rotting infrastructure is
leaves you gasping, “I can’t breathe,” until the channels such as CI (Crime & Investigation), pimpled with I.E.D.’s. North Little Rock, Ar-
last breath goes. Flee and you may get shot in with its heavy rotation of Manhunters: Fugi- kansas, even retains a couple of armed robots
the back, like Walter Scott, felled by a South tive Task Force; Jacked: Auto Theft Task Force; formerly used in Afghanistan, robots being
Carolina officer whose fairy-tale account of and Dallas SWAT and its spin-off, Kansas City especially attractive acquisitions because they
the incident collapsed when video showed SWAT. Yes, this is a country that treats its ur- don’t put in for overtime or expect pensions.
him performing his fatal marksmanship, or ban SWAT teams as if they were Real House- Much of this hardware has been rolled
like Eric Harris, who uttered, as he lay dying wives, though in fairness the SWAT members roughshod over citizens’ rights in the War on
from a gunshot wound, “My God, I’m losing behave far more admirably between Starship Drugs, but with the decriminalization of mari-
my breath,” to which one of Tulsa County’s Trooper raids in full battle gear than those juana trending, it will have to be put to other
finest responded, “Fuck your breath.” Or you table-flipping divas in their gauche finery. wasteful uses, since adults in authority never
may get tossed into a van and reduced to a Beyond the confines of reality-TV conven- want to give up their toys. It will be oiled and
bag of broken body parts, like Freddie Gray, tions, the picture is much uglier. The Cato ready to quell civil disorder, which we’re likely
whose death ignited a raging tempest in Balti- Institute features a handy “interactive map of to see more of in chronically poor regions and
more. Seemingly surrender and you can still botched SWAT and paramilitary police raids” urban sectors now threatened with resource
get killed point-blank, as happened to Jerame as a supplement to Radley Balko’s book Over- scarcity due to drought and environmental de-
Reid, who emerged from the passenger side kill: The Rise of Paramilitary Police Raids in struction. Thousands of citizens in Detroit and
of a car at a traffic stop in New Jersey with his America—raids described as “needlessly sub- Baltimore have had their water turned off ow-
hands raised. Six shots later, he was history. jecting nonviolent drug offenders, bystanders, ing to nonpayment of bills, an excellent way to
and wrongly targeted civilians to the terror foster a powder keg. Part of the premonitory

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t’s no great revelation that racism is rife in of having their homes invaded while they’re hold of The Walking Dead is the sense that it
many police departments, even those in a sleeping, usually by teams of heavily armed may be a preview of coming attractions.
city renowned for its liberal cosmopoli- paramilitary units dressed not as police of- To preserve black lives and the lives of ev-
tanism such as San Francisco, where a toxic ficers but as soldiers.” A reality almost never ery vulnerable shade, body cams, indictments
spill of text messages between policemen (the reflected in Hollywood films, where SWAT of officers, and the A.C.L.U. of Missouri’s
most flagrant offender shared this handy units are either anonymous centurions back- “Mobile Justice” app (for videoing police en-
health tip: “Cross burning lowers blood pres- ing up the overpaid hero or fodder for some counters) are all to the good, as is the social-
sure! I did the test myself!”) led to officer dis- drug kingpin’s or super-villain’s booby trap. justice crusade that has mobilized (see Jay
missals and the review of thousands of cases. Caspian Kang’s profile of

T
Such slur-slinging is sometimes defended as a his marriage of outlaw-sheriff mys- activist DeRay Mckesson,
combination of gallows humor and fraternal tique and a militarized warrior class, “Our Demand Is Simple: @vf.com
To visit James
hazing, a Friars Roast on squad-car wheels where Dirty Harry meets RoboCop, Stop Killing Us,” The New Wolcott’s B L O G ,
that expresses camaraderie and releases job has been a long time bulking and armoring York Times Magazine, May go to VF.COM/
WOLCOTT.
pressure, but the torture claims of nearly 200 up. In The Second Civil War, published in 10), but what’s also re-
black men at the hands of a white police com- 1968, Garry Wills reported on the prepara- quired is a concerted roll-
mander and detectives in Chicago over the tions for containment and suppression of back of police-statism and penal-colony prolif-
course of decades show that racial slurs racial uprisings—ghetto control—to prevent a eration—a genuine libertarian movement, not
emerge from embedded supremacist attitudes. black militant guerrilla insurgency from turn- the mostly frat-bros version we have now. Be-
No matter how unabashedly the novels of ing American cities into The Battle of Algiers. cause what looms behind this country’s gun-
Joseph Wambaugh and James Ellroy or tele- It wasn’t a work of alarmism. In 1968, Civil slinger mentality is a prison-gray machine. 
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The SUNDANCE KIDS

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Olivia Cooke, Thomas Mann, and RJ Cyler, co-stars of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, photographed in Los Angeles.

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undance is ruined for me now,” says Thomas Mann, the three title characters seem unfazed. They believe in the movie, a
the 23-year-old star of Me and Earl and the Dy- cancer tearjerker that’s leavened by an abundance of wit and whim-
ing Girl, the wistful teen weepie that had audi- sy. (Overheard at Sundance: “It’s like The Fault in Our Stars if Michel
ences cheering at the film festival back in January. Gondry directed it.”) “Some movies are entirely too heavy, and some
“Even if I have other movies there, it’s not going to movies have no meat in them,” says 20-year-old RJ Cyler, who plays
be the same kind of explosive experience that this was.” Mann’s Earl. “But this movie is like the perfect balance of both.”
21-year-old co-star, Olivia Cooke, who plays the dying girl, had Commercial success or not, the film has already provided its
a similar reaction. “I’d never been to Sundance before and now I cast with more than a few never-gonna-forget life experiences. The
feel like I can never go again.” The feeling is understandable: Al- day he got the job, his first major role, was maybe the most memo-
fonso Gomez-Rejon’s film won both a Sundance Grand Jury Prize rable for Cyler. “The day [my brother] graduated from military [ba-
and an Audience Award and was snapped up by Fox Searchlight sic training] was the same day that they called me and told me I
in a high-profile seven-figure sale. When it finally opens, on June booked the part,” he reminisces. “I was just like, O.K., this day is
12, expectations will be high. gonna be very emotional for RJ.”
The transition from Sundance smash to mainstream hit can be Here’s hoping a lot of moviegoers are looking for their own very
tricky—for every Little Miss Sunshine there are dozens of festival favor- emotional days right in the middle of blockbuster season.
ites that flopped—but the disarmingly poised young actors who play — RIC HARD L AWSON

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MICHAEL KINSLEY

overnor
Scott Walker, of Wisconsin, who is running
for president, says he is personally opposed
to gay marriage but takes the position that
this is a matter for each of the 50 states to
decide for itself. Nice try, Governor, but
that train has pulled out of the station. The
country has already accepted gay marriage,
and it’s too late for half-measures. “Leave it
to the states” is a hoary evasion for national
politicians who want to duck a troublesome
issue, but it’s not available to Walker, be-
cause governors of states can’t duck an issue
by saying it should be decided by the states.
Well, they can try, but they shouldn’t be al-
lowed to get away with it. You are the gover-
nor, Governor. Man up (as Sarah Palin used
to say) and tell us where you stand.
It’s remarkable that a Republican running
for the Republican nomination for president
should need to be evasive about marriage
equality, as opposed to using it as a cudgel.
There were days, not long ago, when Repub-
licans used to fabricate issues like this in
order to embarrass the Democrats.
MEDIAN TRIP Elderly readers may recall 1988,
Clockwise from when George H. W. Bush beat
driver: Walker,
Michael Dukakis in a vicious

WHAT DO
Bush, Clinton, Paul.
Who’s the
campaign almost entirely
most “normal” about artificial issues concoct-
of them all? ed in the G.O.P. laboratory, like

THE SIMPLE
the urgent need for an amend-
ment to the Bill of Rights against
burning the American flag. Twenty-seven
years later the Bill of Rights remains pristine,

FOLK DO?
there has been no serious effort to pollute it
with an anti-flag-burning amendment, and
yet there has been little if any flag burning
going on. It will not be an issue in the 2016
From marriage equality to abortion, campaign. There may be some vestigial sen-
many of the social “wedge” issues used by the G.O.P. tence in the Republican Party platform, but
no podium time will be wasted on it.
have been losing steam. What will take Regarding abortion—a genuine social is-
sue—something similar has happened. Few
their place in the 2016 race? Prepare for class people have actually changed their minds
warfare of the most ridiculous kind about the morality or legality of abortion, but
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Republicans don’t look forward paign. The Clintons, for ex-
to arguing about it on the cam- ample, have been attacked
paign trail. They wish it would from both directions. At
just go away. They may hon- first they were portrayed as
estly believe that human hillbillies from a small and
life begins at the moment backward state, trying to
of conception, or they rise above their station. Now
may have adopted that po- they’re portrayed as globe-
sition cynically, but in most hopping elitists, observing
places the candidates would the real America from
just as soon not dwell on it. 30,000 feet. (Both views
Abortion, marriage have some validity. Both
equality, gun control, are tremendous exag-
drugs, prayer in the gerations.) To me, this
schools, affirmative ac- sounds like the Ameri-
tion, the “War on Christ- can Dream—from hillbil-
mas”: these are all classi- ly to world leader in one
fied as “social issues” (as generation! Hillary Clinton’s
opposed to economic and 2000 Republican opponent in
foreign-policy issues) and have POWER ELITE? the race for senator from New
generally been regarded as “wedge issues” ian who has no time for laws Absurd class York, Rick Lazio, charged that
too—issues that the Republicans can use like imposing one person’s idea of arguments have she rode around in limousines,
marked every
a wedge to pry voters away from the Demo- appropriate behavior on another recent presidential
whereas he, a normal guy, took
crats. But the wedge isn’t what it used to be. person who disagrees. Paul and contest. the subway. Then, unfortunately,
Mephistopheles meet once a week someone asked him how much a

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n 2004, a writer named Thomas Frank to discuss how far Paul will have to subway card cost. He wasn’t sure.
wrote a terrific book called What’s the go in compromising his libertarian values in This year, an early lead in populist dema-
Matter with Kansas?, which immediately order to have a shot at the nomination. But goguery has been taken by Scott Walker, who
became a classic. It was an attempt to solve even though Paul has been compromising declared in April that Hillary Clinton “prob-
a puzzle. Why, when people are upset about like mad lately, his very presence onstage will ably” has never shopped at Kohl’s. That
the economy, concerned about their jobs, drive opponents toward the libertarian side of may be true, although I’m sure she’s been to
resentful of growing income inequality, tired the Republican spectrum. China, which is “probably” much the same
of watching industries move overseas, and Fourth, and finally, there is gay marriage thing. I have shopped at Kohl’s many times—
generally sullen about money—why, with all (or “marriage equality,” as its advocates pre- in the sense of examining the merchandise, if
this, do they nevertheless keep voting Repub- fer to say). It used to be something Republi- not in the sense of actually buying something.
lican? Frank’s answer was, in short, that the cans deployed in order to taunt Democrats. (“Darling,” says Arianna, “I love Kohl’s. I al-
Republicans use social issues in a bait-and- Now it’s the reverse. In terms of “hot but- ways go there for anything I can’t find at Cost-
switch routine: people are enticed into voting ton” issues—ones that work for fund-raising co, Target, J. C. Penney, Sears, or Kmart.”)
Republican over social issues like abortion and getting out the vote—marriage equality Expecting accusations of elitism, Hillary was
or gay marriage, and then Republican pols, is off the list. In fact, it’s on the other list: the ready when the accusations arrived. She did
once elected, ignore all that and govern like list that can get you (and your business) os- what any American would do: she hopped in
the pro-business, rich-people’s party that tracized if you don’t support it. her van and headed for Iowa. Road trip! She
they are at heart. If wedge issues are blunted, what will take stopped for lunch at a Chipotle restaurant in
Frank’s book is a bit of a cartoon, and their place? My guess is it will be class war- Ohio, a state famous for its Mexican food. So
this is a bit of a cartoon summary. But the fare of the most pathetic kind. there! Your move, Governor.
Frank Thesis seems basically right. Or at It’s obviously more important that our

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least it seemed right until this year. Times ince at least 1988, with George Bush next president shop at Kohl’s than that she
have changed. It’s unlikely that the fall cam- the Elder’s impressively demagogic or he have any notion of what’s going on in,
paign in 2016 will be dominated by social is- campaign against a stunned Michael say, the Middle East. And Walker is no neo-
sues. Why? A few possible reasons. Dukakis—that was the year of the infamous phyte at this game of competitive normality.
First, people have finally come to under- “Willie Horton” ad—and arguably back to What will he do now? He might invite the
stand that many of these issues were phony 1968 and Nixon’s “southern strategy,” an at- media to watch him washing his car on Sun-
distractions from what’s really important and tempt at class war has been a part of the Re- day (after church, of course). In response,
what a president can do something about, publican playbook. It wasn’t always easy to Hillary might bake some cookies, which she
which is primarily the economy. In other persuade people that white males in business once, long ago, back in 1992, said she would
words, the Frank Thesis no longer applies. suits and other Republican-looking types were not do. Hey, it’s a flip-flop! How will Hillary
Second, although objectively the next the oppressed of our society and that black overcome this setback?
four years look better economically than single mothers and pointy-headed professors After consulting half a dozen advisers,
the four years after 2004 turned out to be, were the oppressors. But the Republicans she may decide to do a load of laundry in
people sense correctly, as they did not back managed to do it—at least in 1988, when they public. This raises the troublesome issue:
then, that something more dramatic than repositioned George Herbert Walker Bush as should we separate the lights from the darks?
the business cycle is going on—that those a pork-rind-chewing cowboy Everyman and “I personally oppose a ‘separate but equal’
midwestern middle-class jobs that went away Michael Dukakis, a barely-off-the-boat ethnic, or ‘two load’ solution, but I will leave that
probably are not coming back. as his Establishment overlord. sensitive matter to be decided by the states,”
Third is the presence of Rand Paul in Since then, absurd class arguments have Hillary will say. “That’s what normal people
the Republican primaries. Paul is a libertar- been a feature of every presidential cam- do, isn’t it?” 
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MOORE the MERRIER


Shameik Moore,
photographed in
Los Angeles.

MOORE WEARS
A SUIT BY HERMÈS;
SHIRT BY
DIOR HOMME.

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ord spread quickly about Dope when Moore’s breakout is reminiscent of Tom Cruise’s in Risky Business.
it premiered at Sundance, last January, But instead of taking place in the affluent Chicago suburbs, the ac-
and its star, 20-year-old Atlanta native tion moves to the tough section of Inglewood, California, known as
Shameik Moore, suddenly became a the Bottoms. “I hope it gives a new perspective on the black commu-
hot commodity. “My whole world lit nity,” Moore says. “I just want people to leave
up,” Moore says. “Everything really changed at that point.” the theater with a positive mind-set.” @vf.com
To see more from
Written and directed by Rick Famuyiwa, and with songs by Pharrell, Moore is capitalizing on his moment. He THE SHO OT, go to
Dope features Moore as Malcolm, a 90s music- and style-obsessed plans to release an album of his own music this VF.COM/JULY2015.

nerd navigating his senior year of high school and his application to summer, and director Baz Luhrmann has cast
Harvard. Moore’s talent is standout in this comedic coming-of-age him as a lead in his new Netflix series, The Get Down, set in 1970s
fable, in which he not only acts but dances and sings. “Music was al- New York City. “I didn’t expect that was going to happen,” Moore
ways heavily involved with my spirit,” Moore says. “My entire family is admits. “I expected new jobs, but for me to get something like this?
Jamaican. It’s nothing but reggae music and those kinds of vibes.” It’s such a blessing.” — KRISTA SMITH

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He Says Goodbye,

Few recent stories have gripped the public imagination


as much as Bruce Jenner’s journey from Olympic icon to transgender
woman. And no one has had the unfettered access that
Jenner and her family gave BUZZ BISSINGER, who chronicles the fears
and doubts, love and courage, and tensions and traumas
involved in the transition. ANNIE LEIBOVITZ shoots the first
portraits of Caitlyn, the person Bruce has become

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She Says Hello
HA IR BY OR IBE ; MA K E UP BY MA R K

D E BOR A H LI PP MA NN ; SE T D E SI G N

D E TA IL S, G O TO VF. COM/ C R E DI TS
BY MA RY HOWAR D ST UD IO ; F OR
C A RR A S QU IL LO; MA NI C UR E BY

Caitlyn Jenner, photographed in her


Malibu home. “If I was lying on
my deathbed and I had kept this secret
and never ever did anything about it,
I would be lying there saying, ‘You just
blew your entire life,’ ” she says.

JENNER WEARS A GOWN BY BADGLEY


MISCHKA; BRACELET BY
J ULY 2015 NORMAN SILVERMAN DIAMONDS.
O
wood Country Club, in Thousand Oaks. He mid- and late 1980s. He took hormones
has been a member there for 15 years, ever that resulted in breast growth and had his
since Kris Jenner, feeling generous toward beard removed through an incredibly pain-
her husband, paid the roughly $225,000 ful two-year regimen of electrolysis that he
initiation fee. He played by himself because withstood without any medication because
he almost always played by himself, a loner “pain is kind of, for me, part of the pain for
who said he wasn’t lonely, although it was being me … this is what you get for being
hard to see the difference. He didn’t take who you are. Just take the pain.”
his game very seriously: he could have been The physical changes had been so notice-
a scratch golfer if he had. He often played able that rumors started, including a call
two balls at a time, voicing the usual golfer from The New York Times about what was
epithets of “Sit!” and “Get down!” He liked going on with Bruce Jenner, in particular
the peace of it, the Santa Monica Moun- Bruce Jenner the winner of the gold medal
tains safeguarding the holes like a cupped in the decathlon in the 1976 Olympics, a
hand. It was perhaps the only open space symbol of masculinity as interwoven into
he could go to without getting besieged by American culture as the Marlboro Man.
the paparazzi, not only with their cameras Jenner had once talked in jest about go-
hanging from their necks like evil eyes but ing to Denmark and coming back to his
also with their questions: “Are you a woman four young children as Aunt Heather. It was
yet?” “Do you still have a penis?” obviously a bizarre thought, indicative of his
n March 15, the “You wonder if you are making all the right terrible confusion. It also could be seen as a
day of the Los Angeles Marathon and myriad decisions,” he said as he played in the anony- precursor to the fractured relationship that
street closures, Bruce Jenner left his bunker- mous uniform of blue sweater and gray slacks would occur when he essentially lost contact
style home above Decker Canyon in Malibu and hat and sneakers, parring the 517-yard par- with the four children from his first two mar-
at 4:15 in the morning to avoid any possibil- five second hole because he, as usual, drove it riages, eventually in favor of yet another new
ity of being late. Detection seemed unlikely at least 280 yards off the tee, being the kind family, with values that had once seemed so
this early in the day; even the paparazzi go of athlete who can pick up anything instantly. alien to his, the Kardashians.

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back to their wormholes for a few hours’ “I wish I were kind of normal. It would be so
sleep before the body count begins again. much more simple. e was living in a one-
But anything could happen, as it had in “The uncomfortableness of being me nev- bedroom house in the
January of 2014 in the space of roughly five er leaves all day long,” he continued. “I’m Malibu hills in almost total
feet from the back door of a medical office to not doing this to be interesting. I’m doing seclusion after he started to
the car, with Jenner’s neck in a bandage from this to live.” Given his sense of humor, he transition in the 80s. Dishes
a tracheal shave, his picture snapped and dis- couldn’t resist adding, “I’m not doing this piled up. His career was in
seminated into the Internet infinity of insatia- so I can hit it off the women’s tee.” limbo after an income of half a million dollars
ble gossip at warp speed. So the more nonde- After all the confusion and shame and the first year after the Olympics. Everything
script the car the better, which is why the black self-conflict and dishonesty for virtually all had seemed perfect then, or as close to per-
2014 BMW sedan, in the conspicuous con- of his 65 years, was this the right decision? fect as it can be when you are pretending your
sumption of Los Angeles, was inconspicuous. Could he go on living as he had? way through life, conforming to the vision of
Jenner had already been taking hor- He was not having genital surgery. There millions because that’s what they expect, and
mones. The hair on his body and his facial are an estimated 700,000 transgender women that’s exactly what you give them because you
hair had been removed. He had had his and men in the United States; only about are good at it, scary good. ABC executive Ir-
nose fixed twice and the tracheal shave. On a quarter of transgender women have had win Weiner had offered him a broadcasting
this Sunday his destination was the office genital surgery. There is a common misper- job the very same night as his Olympic victory,
of a surgeon specializing in what is known ception that such surgery is somehow “re- in Montreal. He tried out for the lead role in
as facial-feminization surgery. Pioneered in quired” to be a transgender woman or man, the film Superman, which was too much of
the 80s and 90s by San Francisco plastic akin to a certificate from the Transgender Li- a stretch without acting experience, although
surgeon Douglas Ousterhout, it can involve censing Board. The transgender community Jenner was actually one of the great actors of
such procedures as hairline correction, fore- for years has been trying to get the public to our time. He adorned the front of the Wheaties
head contouring, and jaw and chin contour- understand that genitalia are not a determi- box. He drank orange juice for Tropicana and
ing. There would also be a procedure to aug- nant of gender: you can be born a woman took pictures for Minolta. He gave speeches
ment his breasts. with male genitalia, just as you can be born a about the 48 hours of his Olympic win all over
The car made its way to the surgical cen- man with female genitalia. In any case, under the country to enthralled audiences. He was
ter in Beverly Hills without incident. Jenner the World Professional Association for Trans- red, white, and blue. He was Mom and apple
was nervous. He knew there would be pain, gender Health’s “Standards of Care,” formed pie with a daub of vanilla ice cream for extra
and he hated taking any kind of drug to al- by a consensus of leading psychologists and deliciousness in a country desperate for such
leviate it because of the way it made him medical specialists, genital surgery is not ad- an image. He had a tireless work ethic. He had
feel. But there was more than just physical vised for at least a year after transition. beaten the Commie bastards. He was America.
dread. Several days earlier I had walked with Jenner had actually gone through vari- “Jenner is twirling the nation like a baton;
him as he played golf at the exclusive Sher- ous stages of transition once before, in the he and his wife, Chrystie, are so high up on

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the pedestal of American heroism, it would attack during World War II—was one floor man over a period of three months. Then
take a crane to get them down,” wrote Tony on top of an aboveground garage. There were I spent countless hours with the woman. It
Kornheiser in The New York Times in 1977. three bedrooms off the long hallway and then was initially weird, and virtually anyone who
He also secretly wore panty hose and a bra the kitchen and dining area and sunken living says it isn’t weird is giving themselves far too
underneath his suit so he could at least feel room in an open floor plan. It offered remark- much credit. It was initially surreal, having
some sensation of his true gender identity. able views of Catalina Island and the Pacific seen Bruce Jenner set seven personal bests
He stopped transitioning in the late 80s. and glimpses of whales through the floor-to- as he won the decathlon in 1976 with that
He was scared of what the reaction would ceiling windows in her bedroom. Because of perfectly buff body, and seeing him now
be. He decided he could not do this to his its literal mountaintop location, you could see in an elegant black dress with fine-looking
four children, Burt, Cassandra, Brandon, everything but not hear anything except the breasts. With apologies to members of the
and Brody. He needed to jump-start his flapping-flag sound of the wind. No nearby transgender community, who are rightfully
career. He needed credibility to squelch the neighbors. No cars pulling up. It was encapsu- sensitive about the use of language, I con-
rumors, and he told me marrying Kris Kar- lated in silence, and maybe that was the point stantly used “he” instead of “she,” and at
dashian, in 1991, helped give him that along of living there, comfort in isolation. one point called Caitlyn “dude” out of force
with compatibility and love. Caitlyn went into the long hallway and of habit, and closed conversations with “All
In March, he had been living on his own paced back and forth on the dark wood right, man, I’ll talk to you soon.”
for about a year and a half since his and floor, where not even the footsteps made “I don’t really get hung up,” she told me.
Kris’s separation, which would ultimately lead a sound. The panic attack lasted about 15 “A guy came in the other day and I was ful-
to their divorce after 23 years of marriage. It seconds, but a single thought continued to ly dressed—it’s just habit, I said ‘Hi, Bruce
gave him the opportunity to live more freely course through her mind: “What did I just here,’ and I went, Oh fuck, it ain’t Bruce, I
as a woman. It wasn’t enough. He worried do? What did I just do to myself?” was screwing up doing it.”
the most about how the two daughters whom A counselor from the Los Angeles Gender My miscues have nothing to do with in-
he and Kris share, Kendall and Kylie, would Center came over to the house so Caitlyn could tolerance—I have been a cross-dresser with
react to his transition. But Kendall was a talk to someone with professional expertise. a big-time fetish for women’s leather and an
19-year-old supermodel, and Kylie, at 17, The counselor helped ease her mind. She said open critic of the often arbitrary delineation
already had endorsement deals for various such reactions were often induced by the pain between men’s and women’s clothing—but
beauty products, in addition to what they medication. She also said such second-guessing because it is a strange story regardless of all
make from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, was human and temporary. The thought has the important inroads that have been made
on the E! network. They were each indepen- since passed and has not come back. There by transgender men and women into the cul-
dent enough to have bought homes, Kendall is no buyer’s remorse. Not that it matters any- tural mainstream. Just as it is a tragic one,
a condo for $1.4 million in the area of West- way, because there is no turning back. and a painful one, and a harmful one, for so
wood, Kylie a house in Calabasas for $2.7 mil- “If I was lying on my deathbed and I had many years, not just to himself but to others
lion. Now that he felt the two girls could pro- kept this secret and never ever did anything he should have been closest to, and a lonely
cess the change, there was only one step left. about it, I would be lying there saying, ‘You one, and a brave one, and a funny one, and
Bruce Jenner went to the office in Beverly just blew your entire life,’ ” she told me. maybe, just maybe, because it is far too early
Hills, thinking the facial-feminization surgery “ ‘You never dealt with yourself,’ and I don’t to tell, a triumphant one.
would take about five hours. Caitlyn Jenner want that to happen.”

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left the office in Beverly Hills after the proce- Bruce Jenner, she said, was “always telling The Show Must Go On
dure had taken roughly 10 hours. lies.” Caitlyn Jenner, she said, “doesn’t have r maybe, given Jenner’s
any lies.” Bruce Jenner caused hurt to four past, it’s all just fodder for

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Comfort in Isolation children who loved and idolized him before a “docu-series” (i.e., real-
uring the first full day of re- he gave his love and total attention to another ity television in a fancy
cuperation, there was a mo- family. Caitlyn Jenner has the possibility to suit) that, in May, Caitlyn
ment when Caitlyn Jenner make it right and close the fissure as much started shooting for the E!
lay down on her bed as best as she can. “I have high hopes that Caitlyn network, debuting this summer. Can you
she could, hoping to get is a better person than Bruce,” said his oldest hear the thunder of a Kardashian spin-off?
some sleep. The pain was son, Burt, now 36. “I’m very much looking The same four children whom he lost con-
such that she had no choice but to be on large forward to that.” tact with for years at a time, none of whom
amounts of medication. She had ice packs have the last name Kardashian, fear exactly

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over her eyes. She closed them for a little bit, “It Ain’t Bruce” that. They also fear that the spectacular way
then suddenly shot up, causing the ice packs his is the most remarkable in which she came across on the ABC 20/20
to slip. She was undergoing something that story I have ever worked on special two-hour interview with Diane Saw-
had never happened before in 65 years of life: in 38 years as a journalist, yer (Caitlyn had completed her transition by
a panic attack. She told the 24-hour nurse on the only writer in the world the time the show aired, on April 24) will
duty she had to get out of bed. Caitlyn asked with unlimited access to endanger what she can do for the continued
her to turn on the television so the sound would Jenner for a story of global momentum of the transgender movement.
be a distraction. The recently purchased $3.6 interest, witness to the final months of one Instead they worry that the whole narrative
million home—built with concrete slabs like of the most iconic male athletes before he will devolve into spectacle and shenanigans
the artillery batteries you can still see on the disappears and a woman appears in his intercut with a little dash of social cause and
Pacific coast, put there in case of a Japanese place. I spent hundreds of hours with the the use of paid consultants who are experts

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Caitlyn in her bedroom. Brandon
Jenner says he was a little taken aback
when he met Caitlyn for the
first time and she pulled up her top
to reveal her new breasts.
“Whoa, I’m still your son,” he said.

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on transgender issues as a cover for social re-
sponsibility. She is also someone who in the
past has been easily influenced by the opin-
ions of others. Caitlyn insists that will not
be the case since, as an executive producer,
she has full creative control. Her insistence
is real.

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he children, collectively
known as “the Jenner side”
and all in their 30s and as
grounded as the Kardashi-
ans are not, feel otherwise.
Through the portal of their
television show, the relationship of the Kar-
dashian children to their dad has unfolded
publicly for eight years. The relationship
of the Jenner children with their dad has
gone untold: unless you were a Keeping Up
with the Kardashians fetishist, you might
not even know that he had four other chil-
dren. Given the pressure placed on them
to participate in the upcoming E! series, it
became clear to me that their story is more
germane than ever.
They disagree with their father’s deci-
sion to use not only the same production
company that made Keeping Up with the
Kardashians but many of the same people,
including several original executive produc-
ers. The E! network, with such shows as
Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Total Di-
vas, The Royals, and Botched, is not known
for its subtlety. In the hope of repairing their
relationship with their father, they—Brandon
in particular—have supported Caitlyn, and
that support has been inspiring to her.
The last thing the Jenner kids want to do
is reverse the rebuilding of the relationship.
But despite numerous entreaties from their
father as well as the head of E! program-
ming, the Jenner children refuse to partici-
pate, forgoing financial gain and exposure
in the process. At first their decision did
not seem to register with Caitlyn. She kept
hoping they could be persuaded because
she knows from eight years on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians the necessity of a fam-
ily dynamic for ratings success. When she
realized the decision was final, she became
increasingly frustrated and on one occasion
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hurled profanities. She told me she felt “ter-


ribly disappointed and terribly hurt.”
Caitlyn neither understands the tragic
irony of those words nor recognizes her his-
torical tendency toward self-victimization.
Based on hours of interviews with the Jen-
ner children, as well as his two ex-wives, a
picture emerges of a father who had been
absent for years at a time, insensitive, hurt-
ful, and weak in no longer making an effort
to keep up contact after he married Kris
doing this to live.” Kardashian. Caitlyn openly acknowledged
to me mistakes made with them as Bruce
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In the 80s, Jenner joked
about going to Denmark and
coming back to his four
young children as Aunt Heather.

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AGENT PROVOCATEUR.

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Jenner. The regret is genuine. Juggling two
ex-wives with a third wife was at times very
difficult. But not seeing his children for long
periods, beginning around the time of their
adolescence, not acknowledging birthdays,
not going to graduations, and intentionally not
being there for the birth of his daughter were
Jenner’s own decisions.
The wounding only went deeper, given
that Bruce Jenner was an exemplary father
to the so-called Kardashian side, including
Kendall and Kylie.
In the course of their father’s journey,
the Jenner children have gone through their
own journey as well. “Love has nothing to
do with gender,” said his daughter Cassan-
dra. She paused for a moment and added
this: “There’s no way to separate what he’s
going through, the trap he’s been in for the
past 60 years and how that has affected his
choices around love and relationships. It’s
impossible.”

A
Light and Shadow
bout two weeks after the
surgery, I sat on a stool at
the kitchen counter opposite
Caitlyn. She had listened to
Monica Lewinsky’s powerful
TED talk on what it is like to
be the ceaseless target of cyber-ridicule. The
talk had struck a chord with Caitlyn because
of the similarities with how she had been
dealt with on the Internet. She had in front
of her five pages of notes. It dawned on me
that she was going to give her version of a
TED talk to an audience of one: me.
It went on for nearly 40 minutes. My
heart bled for Caitlyn. She was so earnest,
trying so hard: you could feel the essential
goodness in Caitlyn, and Bruce Jenner be-
fore her. Mistakes had been made, ones that
caused terrible scars, but as many others had
said about him, they emanated from follow-
ing a path of least resistance as well as from
a hatred of confrontation.
Bruce was instantly likable, a singsong lilt
in a voice of amusement and bemusement,
shades of sweet goofiness. It was how he
liked to interact, bouncing along the surface.
But it seemed like he often used the method
of communication as a guard against emo-
tional connection.
“If he had emotional legs he’d get up and
walk to you,” Jenner’s second wife, Linda
Thompson, remembers telling her son Bran-
don after his father had not attended his
high-school graduation. “But he doesn’t. He
just doesn’t have that capability.”
It was late afternoon by the time the
simulated TED talk ended. Light streamed
in through the kitchen bay windows, slant-
ing through the bottle of handwash onto
the porcelain sink and the Wolf stove and
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“Underneath my suit
I have a bra and panty hose …
thinking to myself,
They know nothing about me,”
Jenner remembers.

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HERITAGE, EARRINGS BY
NORMAN SILVERMAN DIAMONDS;
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Caitlyn in her 2011 Porsche
911 GT3 RS. The $180,000 car was
a gift from Jenner’s wife Kris.

JENNER WEARS A DRESS BY DONNA


KARAN NEW YORK, SUNGLASSES BY
DITA, EARRINGS BY VHERNIER;
CLUTCH BY SALVATORE FERRAGAMO.
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the Sub-Zero refrigerator. The clarity was around outside. Without knowing the clini- Going for Gold
piercing, only adding to the stillness, relics cal term for what he was feeling—gender dys- he decathlon was perfect
of an archaeological expedition, a remod- phoria—he found himself “fascinated by it for him, not just as a sport-
eled kitchen untouched by human hands all,” just as he felt “scared to death some- ing event and the ultimate
discovered in the hills of Malibu. The light body was going to find out.” Because there in he-man-ism but also as a
then suddenly shifted. It angled on her face was nobody he could talk to about it. He years-long diversion from the
in a perfect dissection of brightness and didn’t tell anyone until the early 1970s, when awareness that he identified
shadow down the centerline. Caitlyn looked he told his first wife, Chrystie. as a woman. He hoped for much of his life
gorgeous in the light. Her features were ac- In the context of the late 1950s the very that the gender dysphoria would somehow
centuated and popped. Just as her features concept of a transgender woman in the Unit- go away, be stamped out with enough diver-
were obscured in the shadow. I did not ed States was foreign, the only publicized sions, or at least not occupy his thoughts:
know which way it would go. Only where it experience that of Christine Jorgensen, a for- decathlon training, other sports after the
had already gone. mer World War II G.I. from the Bronx whose Olympics such as professional car racing
name at the time was George Jorgensen Jr. and tennis, becoming a pilot, marrying and

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“Nature Made a Mistake” She underwent gender-reassignment surgery having a family. “You always think in the
hen Jenner’s sister in Denmark because it wasn’t done in the back of your mind, I can live with this. I can
Pam was a young girl United States. The story became public on fix this… If I just do this it’s going to be
she noticed some- December 1, 1952, after the New York Daily O.K.,” he told me.
thing puzzling one News got ahold of a letter Jorgensen had writ- On July 30, 1976, in Montreal, Jenner won
day on the book- ten to her parents in which she said, “Nature the decathlon, the most grueling event of the
shelf of the family’s made a mistake, which I have had corrected, Olympics, at the age of 26, with a world rec-
house, in Cornwall, New York. It was the and I am now your daughter.” The result- ord 8,618 points. Because of the times, a coun-
mid-1950s, and like millions of other Ameri- ing publicity was astonishing but the interest try struggling with the aftershock of Vietnam
can families in the 50s the Jenners had a set largely prurient and centered on someone and the oil embargo and Watergate, he be-
of encyclopedias. What was odd to Pam with a penis going to a foreign country and came a supercharged hero. The United States’
was the way in which her brother Bruce, 16 coming back with a vagina. performance at the 1976 Olympics—where it
months younger, had arranged them: from In fifth grade Jenner ran in a race, per- won only one individual gold medal in men’s
A to Z, right to left. She noticed how her haps the most important sporting event in track and none in women’s track and was em-
younger brother spelled “saw” as “was” and which he ever participated. He turned out barrassed by the Soviet Union and East
“was” as “saw.” Pam concluded, as would to be the fastest kid in school. His athletic Germany at the peak of the Cold War—only
just about any older sibling caught up in her ability led him to football and basketball at heightened the need. Tens of millions watched
own world, that Bruce was just “a stupid Sleepy Hollow High School, and then New- Jenner on television, buff and with that mane
younger brother.” Their mother, Esther, was town High School, in Sandy Hook, Con- of hair flowing like a lion’s, running through
puzzled. When she worked on spelling with necticut, after he moved there in the middle the Olympic stadium holding a small Ameri-
her son she noticed that he spelled every of 11th grade. It also exhibited itself out of can flag which had been handed to him by an
word right one day and then completely for- school when he won the Eastern States water- overjoyed spectator.
got the next. “Bruce, you’re not concentrat- skiing championship. “Sports saved my life,” He was six two and 194 pounds of mostly
ing. You’re daydreaming,” she said to him. Jenner said. He became popular because muscle, perfectly proportioned. “Bruce Jen-
In second grade, since he still could not jocks are always popular. He became deter- ner of San Jose, Calif., wants to be a movie
read, he was held back. Teachers thought mined in sports because he was gifted, but or television star. After his record-breaking
that the child, whose father, William, was a also because it helped to prove his masculin- victory in the Olympic decathlon today, he
tree surgeon, was just lazy. ity, since, as he told me, “that’s what every- probably can be anything he wants,” wrote
It was only later that Jenner was diag- body wants to believe.” Frank Litsky in The New York Times.
nosed with dyslexia, a learning disability He went to tiny Graceland College, in Although Litsky did not know it at the
marked by difficulty in processing language. Lamoni, Iowa, on a football scholarship. He time—no one did, except for Jenner’s first
He wasn’t lazy or stupid. He could spell hurt his knee, ending his football career. But wife, and she did not know the full ex-
every word right the first time because he a coach there, L. D. Weldon, who happened tent—falser words could never be written.
had memorized them. His self-esteem as a to be an expert in the decathlon, saw some- Becoming a woman wasn’t going to hap-
child was understandably poor. Dealing with thing in Jenner, and Jenner responded to it. pen, because he had won not simply a gold
his dyslexia was enough of a challenge for He came out of nowhere in April of 1971 medal but a gold medal in the decathlon,
Bruce Jenner. It was enough for any young to win the decathlon at the Kansas Relays. which carries with it the title of “the world’s
boy trying to navigate the rock-rimmed shore He made the United States Olympic team greatest athlete.” Litsky went on to list the
of peer acceptance. Jenner is fond of invok- in 1972 and finished 10th in the decathlon in usual descriptive suspects—“a handsome,
ing God in setting out the challenges of his Munich. After the end of the competition, cheerful, outgoing man with long, straight
life. If that is the case, then God had a daily 10 different events in two days, Jenner went blond hair.”
double in store. on a long-distance run through the streets “People say, Oh my God, what a body—
When Bruce was around 10, he would of Munich. It was the beginning of a train- you look great. That wasn’t what I was look-
sneak into his mother’s closet, sometimes his ing regimen in which he would practice ing for,” Jenner told me. “I could not really
sister’s. He would put on a dress and maybe eight hours a day, every day, for the next four cross-dress. I tried to grow my hair out as
wrap a scarf around his head and walk years, leading up to the 1976 Olympics. much as I could without getting yelled at.”

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The night of his Olympic win Jenner and it. She remembered him telling her, “Gee, I an abortion but rejected it after 30 seconds.
his wife, Chrystie, stayed in a penthouse ho- don’t know.” Subsequently he gathered the He was in a hotel room in Kansas City when
tel suite in Montreal. It was arranged by his nerve and brought up the mystery of the bra Cassandra was born. He cried, but “under
lawyer at the time, Alan Rothenberg, after he again. “That’s why the rubber band. Because the circumstances I could not even see my-
realized that the Jenners, typically, with their I’ve been wearing your clothes.” self being there.”
innocence and lack of lavishness, had made “He told me he always wanted to be a

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no plan for a place to stay. woman,” Chrystie said. “He told me as a little Linda
After Jenner woke up the next morning, kid how that felt. He told me [of] different fan- enner started seeing Linda Thomp-
he walked past the grand piano into the tasies that he had, related to loving women.” son, a performer on the syndi-
bathroom. He was naked. The gold medal Chrystie felt immense gratitude that he cated country-music and variety
was around his neck. He looked at himself was sharing something so intimate with her. show Hee Haw who would go on
in the mirror. The grand diversion of win- “If he had been wanting to dress up when he to have an accomplished career as
ning the decathlon was finished. Everything was with me or any of those things it would a songwriter. (She and her second
would change. Nothing had changed. He have been different. But he was still mascu- husband, David Foster, co-wrote the song “I
didn’t see a hunk. He didn’t see success. line. He was still my hero. He was still pursu- Have Nothing,” made famous by Whitney
Instead of reveling in the accomplishment, ing this goal of being the greatest athlete in Houston.) Bruce and Linda had met at the
he diminished it in his mind because he had the world. It wasn’t like it was a hard thing Playboy Mansion during a tennis tournament.
done it, the stupid little boy with dyslexia. to handle. It was like a piece of information Jenner divorced Chrystie in 1980 and married
The little boy who knew he had been born a he shared with me and then he went back to Thompson several months later, in January of
girl and was now just trying to put one over being a real guy… He had a strong, healthy the following year. She was pregnant at the
on the rest of the world. sex drive and seemed like pure man.” time with their first son, Brandon.
“Now what do I do?” he said to himself. Bruce Jenner as Bruce Jenner had a sex- He appeared on the cover of Playgirl with
He was too irresistible for the starved ual appetite exclusively for women. Caitlyn Linda Thompson in May of 1982. He was
nation, too perfect. He almost immediately has no idea what the future will hold as Cait- shirtless (but not hairless). Linda, in what
signed a contract with ABC. He got taken lyn Jenner. But, she adds, it is not important looks to be a low-cut leotard, has her lips and
in the seventh round of the National Basket- to her right now. “If you have a list of 10 rea- nose pressed sensually against his cheek. In a
ball Association draft in 1977 by the Kansas sons to transition, sex would be number 10.” question-and-answer interview he talks about
City Kings. He did the endorsements and It should also be emphasized that sexual his “masculine qualities” and their healthy
the speeches. He knew he was bullshitting. preference and gender identity have nothing sex life and the fabulousness of their marriage
“Underneath my suit I have a bra and panty to do with each other. after a year. It appears obvious in hindsight
hose and this and that and thinking to my- In September 1978, Chrystie and Bruce that he was desperately trying to maintain his
self, They know nothing about me. had Burton, or Burt for short. He was named cover in a society that still largely condemned
“I walk off the stage and I’d feel like a after Jenner’s younger brother, who had died transgender women and men.
liar. And I would say, ‘Fuck, I can’t tell my in a car accident shortly after the Olympics, They had been married for more than
story. There’s so much more to me than on the day he was supposed to fly to Califor- four years and had two children, Brandon
those 48 hours in the stadium, and I can’t nia to live with Bruce and establish residency and Brody, when he told Linda of his gen-
talk about it.’ It was frustrating. You get mad in hopes of attending a state university. der dysphoria. She said she was shocked and
at yourself… Little did they know I was to- The marriage began to fissure. They sepa- devastated. Brandon was about three and a
tally empty inside. Totally empty inside.” rated for a period of time, then got back to- half at the time and Brody 18 months.
gether. Chrystie became pregnant; in an in- They went into counseling, but, Thomp-

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Chrystie terview in Playboy in 1980, Jenner said, “My son told me, the therapist said the condition
enner had married Chrystie first reaction was that I didn’t want it,” and would never go away. “ ‘You can live with him
Crownover in 1972. They had met he asked her to consider an abortion. They as he transitions and you can have what you
in college. She was the daughter separated permanently when Chrystie was might consider a lesbian relationship because,
of a minister from southeastern still pregnant with their second child, Cas- you know, you can stay married to him. You
Washington State. She suggested sandra, who is now 34. She has two young will both be women, but he’s attracted to you.
the marriage, in part because her children with her husband, Michael Marino, He would like to stay married to you. Or if
job as a flight attendant for United Airlines who is in private equity. that doesn’t appeal to you, you can move on.’
gave her access to free tickets for herself and “I never knew he wasn’t at my birth until I “And I opted for the latter because I
her spouse, so they could fly to decathlon was about 13 years old and we were arguing married a man… As much as I felt my
events all over the world. In stark contrast to on the phone about money,” Cassandra, a life and my dream were destroyed and I was
the Kardashian period, they drove under the 2001 graduate of Boston College and stay-at- going to have to get a divorce, and then my
redwoods of California with Beethoven blast- home mother, told me. “He kept saying, ‘You kids, I was going one day to have to explain
ing and grabbed a rope swing to drop into don’t know the whole story.’ to them—I thought my pain doesn’t com-
the Russian River. Chrystie was the bread- “I hung up the phone and was asking my pare to the pain that he’s in. At least I’m
winner, a devoted partner in his journey to a mom what he was talking about until she comfortable living in my own body.”
gold medal. confessed the history behind my birth.” Jenner describes the period of the mid- to
In 1973, early in the marriage, Chrystie Jenner told me he was in the middle of di- late 80s as “the dark years.” He had no so-
noticed a rubber band attached to the hook vorcing Chrystie when he found out she was cial life. Professional opportunities dwindled,
of one of her bras. She asked Bruce about pregnant. He said he brought up the idea of in part because he had no motivation to work

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for a TV show. It ain’t happening.”

“There’s so much more to me


than those 48 hours in the stadium,
and I can’t talk about it,” Caitlyn
says, thinking back. “It was frustrating.”

JENNER WEARS A CORSET BY AGENT


PROVOCATEUR, BRACELET BY NORMAN
SILVERMAN DIAMONDS;
WRAP BY DONNA KARAN NEW YORK.
“That was a good day,” she says
of winning gold, in 1976. “But the
last couple of days”—being
photographed as Caitlyn
by Leibovitz—“were better.”

JENNER WEARS A TOP AND


SKIRT BY HERVÉ LÉGER; EARRINGS
BY MONICA RICH KOSANN;
RING BY VHERNIER.

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“I made a lot of mistakes raising the four
and didn’t seem to care. He had moved from was still extremely difficult. Johns Hopkins The issue of how much Bruce Jenner told
ABC to NBC, and around 1983 his contract Hospital had come to public attention for Kris of his gender-identity issues is a mat-
was not renewed. He was tired of giving championing sexual-reassignment surgeries ter of dispute: neither side wants to appear
speeches. His acting career had resulted in in 1966 but stopped doing the procedure rancorous, but the two sides agree on virtu-
one feature film, back in 1980: Allan Carr’s 13 years later, after a controversial study by ally nothing. Breast growth as the result of
frantic Can’t Stop the Music, a thoroughly a psychiatrist there reported that recipients, hormones is irreversible. Jenner insists that
bizarre film with Steve Guttenberg and Val- in making psychosexual adjustment, were he was a “good solid B cup” when he met
erie Perrine and the Village People trying to no better off than those who didn’t have the Kris. She said it was comparable to a “little
capitalize on the disco era. Its campiness is surgery. Paul McHugh, psychiatrist in chief bit of a man boob situation” but that there
so bad that it’s sociologically fascinating to for the medical school, whose stance against was “no B cup going on.”
watch today. But it received the 1980 Razzie gender-reassignment surgery borders on reli- The issue goes to the core of how much
for worst picture and screenplay; Jenner was gious zealotry in the eyes of activists, was in- moral obligation Jenner, or anyone with estab-
nominated for worst actor but lost out to Neil strumental in the decision, concluding that lished gender dysphoria, has to tell a prospec-
Diamond, for The Jazz Singer. A made-for- the only surgery as radical and misguided tive spouse of his or her condition. “When I
television film, Grambling’s White Tiger—star- was the lobotomy. met Bruce,” Kris said, “he told me that he had
ring Jenner as a white quarterback on the The same year, 1979, Professor Janice G. done hormones back in the early 80s. This was
otherwise all-black Grambling State Univer- Raymond published The Transsexual Empire: a conversation that took place in the early 90s.
sity football team, with Harry Belafonte as The Making of the She-Male. She wrote in the So, what he was telling me happened a dec-
legendary coach Eddie Robinson—was well book, “I contend that the problem of trans- ade earlier, and he never really explained it.”
received. But it did not propel him anywhere. sexualism would best be served by morally As far as Kris Jenner was concerned, “there
He was running out of the diversions that mandating it out of existence.” wasn’t a gender issue. Nobody mentioned
had guided his life. But the gender issues Enormous strides are being made today a gender issue. Somebody mentioned that
were not going away; if anything, they were in the acceptance of transgender women and [he] at one point in his life liked to dress up.”
intensifying. “The gender issues were big at men, thanks, in part, to the Golden Globe Jenner is emphatic that he told Kris he
that time,” Jenner told me. “I had ignored Award–winning Amazon series Transparent had taken hormones in the late 1980s up until
them for so long, but I was aging.” and such transgender spokeswomen as the the year they met, and was equally emphatic
writer Janet Mock and Orange Is the New in saying there were other side effects besides

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“I Don’t Want to Be This Way” Black star Laverne Cox. (Last year Cox ap- breast growth. He finds it implausible for her
t was during that first attempt at peared on the cover of Time magazine with to suggest she was not aware of his gender
transition, in the mid- and late 1980s, the headline THE TRANSGENDER TIPPING struggle. But he does concede that “prob-
that he went on hormones, had his POINT.) Yet only 19 states have laws to pro- ably a mistake I made was maybe not having
beard removed, and had plastic tect transgender workers. her understand—not the severity of it but that
surgery on his nose. The changes this is a condition you cannot get away from.

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were noticeable. Brody Jenner, now Kris From that standpoint maybe I blew it away
31 years old and a reality-TV staple with a round 1990, Jenner stopped a little bit, sort of ‘This is what I do.’ ” He
new show called Sex with Brody, debuting his transition. He decided he said he did cross-dress in front of her. But ul-
on E! this summer, was somewhere around needed to “get back in the timately, he said, she set down rules: he could
4 when he said to his mother, “Mommy, we game.” He was in Ketchikan, cross-dress when he was traveling on his own
saw Daddy get out of the shower and he’s Alaska, finishing a celebrity but not at home.
got boobs.” Rumors began in the media and fishing show with former Los Kris said he never cross-dressed in front
were squelched. “I was terrified of being dis- Angeles Dodgers first-baseman Steve Garvey, of her, the only evidence “a few times I
covered,” Jenner said. “I was not at a point in when Garvey’s wife, Candace, raised the would see a suitcase or things lying around
my life where I was comfortable with myself. idea of fixing him up with Kris Kardashian. the house.” She also said she never set down
“ ‘I don’t want to be this way’ was the She was divorced from Robert Kardashian, any rules.
bottom line. Who would want to be dealing who went on to fame—or perhaps infamy— At first, based on interviews, the merging
with all these issues… I look at men and as a friend and attorney of O.  J. Simpson’s of Jenner’s children from the first two mar-
say, Oh my God, would it not be so wonder- and died of cancer in 2003, at the age of riages with the four children from Kris’s
ful to be comfortable in your own skin, male 59. Candace mentioned that Kris lived in first marriage—Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloé,
or female, so when you wake up in the morn- Beverly Hills with a marvelous sense of style and Robert junior—was a happy one. The
ing you get dressed and go to work and this and great shopping skill. Jenner at first was eight of them performed together at the Jen-
identity issue is not even present? not interested. “I’m thinking the last thing I ners’ wedding as “the “Jennashians.” The
“You’re happy being who you are. You need is a Beverly Hills shopper,” Jenner said. Jenner children continued to live with their
have a beautiful wife and this and that… “I don’t need that. No offense to shoppers. mothers, but they said that they frequently
I look at women and think the exact same It’s the perception of this woman who sits went over to their father’s house and that
thing: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to wake up around Beverly Hills and goes shopping all Kris embraced them. Then it all stopped.
in the morning and be able to get dressed day.” On second thought, Candace said, it The children maintain that Kris essentially
and go out and live your life?” would never work since Kris, like Jenner, had turned on them. Kris said she and her hus-
But the context of the times made Jen- four children. Then Jenner was interested: band stopped seeing the children “because
ner scared. There were only a handful of “She comes with as much baggage as I do.” you just got to a point where it became ex-
well-publicized transgender cases. The at- They hit it off immediately and seven hausting to be embattled all the time. We
mosphere for transgender men and women months later, in 1991, were married. weren’t getting anywhere with constantly ask-
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ing to see the kids and not getting a yes. And I Burt said. “The confidence in yourself to expanding Keeping Up with the Kardashians
think the kids really didn’t hear that side of it.” go out and win.” empire and she “didn’t have the kind of
Relations became further strained when But Burt, notable in the family for being time she had in the past.”
Linda Thompson, after waiving child support bluntly candid, also said, “I was very fortu- She also said Bruce was often angry and
at the time of divorce, took her ex-husband to nate to have an awesome stepfather to fill the upset during the last years of the marriage.
court to get it. Jenner told me that the suit void… At the end of the day there’s no way “He was married to me and he wasn’t who
had a very negative impact on Kris’s willing- I can get around it. I am ungodly thankful he wanted to be so he was miserable… All
ness to integrate the families. and I feel very fortunate to not have had my I was doing was working very hard for my
Jenner acknowledged that his focus was on father in my life… I learned how to open family so that we could all have a wonderful
Kendall and Kylie and his four stepchildren doors and shake hands and look people in future, and he was pissed off.
and that he thought, “I can hopefully build a the eye. Things that my dad never would “At the end of my relationship with Bruce
relationship with the Jenner side once they’re have taught me.” he definitely had a lot of social anxiety,” Kris
old enough and mature enough and they’re out Jenner does have regrets. “I have made said. “That was one of the reasons we were
from under the apron of their mothers.” a lot of mistakes raising the four Jenner in a struggle at the end. We fought a lot be-
Burt Jenner, who owns West LA Dogs, kids. I had times not only dealing with cause we would go out together and before
a day-care center for dogs, said he does not my own issues but exes. [It was] very trau- we got to the end of the block we were in a
remember seeing his father more than twice matic and there was a lot of turmoil in my fight because he started saying, ‘When can
a year for a period of roughly 10 years. life, and I wasn’t as close to my kids as I we go home?’ ”
Brandon Jenner, who is 33 and in an ac- should have been.” What strikes her now is how her hus-
complished indie-pop duo with his wife, It was actually during one of the most band, after fully embracing life for much of
Leah, still maintained a sporadic relationship difficult periods of his life, the attempted their marriage, “just decided I’m done now”
with his father. But even he went through transition in the late 1980s, that they found a without explaining his gender dysphoria un-
stretches of two to three years without ever caring and loving father. As Cassandra put til after they were divorced. “It was like the
hearing from him. The other two children it, he was a better parent when he “was mov- most passive-aggressive thing I think I’ve
also went through long periods of never ing towards his authentic self.” As she said ever experienced.”
seeing their father at all. Jenner said he was of her dad, “I would happily have traded a As she asked rhetorically of her former
not invited to such milestone events as high- distant father for a loving, involved mom.” husband, “Why would you want to be mar-
school graduations and would have gone had ried and have kids if this is what you wanted

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he known; the children and their mothers say Keeping Up with Bruce and Kris since you were a little boy? Why would you
he was invited and in some instances did not ris Jenner took over her not explain this all to me?”
even respond. husband’s foundering ca- Jenner said that from his perspective the
When the Northridge earthquake hit the reer after they were mar- disintegration of the marriage had far less
Los Angeles region, in 1994, Brandon, then ried. She got rid of Jenner’s to do with gender issues and far more to do
12, told his mother that his father had called handlers. She renewed his with the way Kris dealt with him: “Twenty
to see if the family was O.K. His mother was speaking engagements. He percent was gender and 80 percent was the
delighted that Bruce had called. “Mom, I’m appeared in infomercials for Eagle Eyes Sun- way I was treated.”
just kidding,” Brandon told her. glasses and for a piece of workout equipment They separated in June 2013. He rented
“I think the nail in the coffin for the rela- called the SuperStep and other products. a house in Malibu. They were amicably di-
tionship was the beginning of the TV show,” They did an infomercial series called “Super vorced last September. The agreement was
in 2007, said Burt. “There was a you-aren’t- Fit with Bruce and Kris Jenner.” The efforts completed with no lawyers, an indication,
part-of-this kind of thing. Kris made the were financially successful. Jenner said, “of 23 great years together.”
choice to make a good TV show that was in But after Keeping Up with the Kardashi- He said that he retained the contracts that
their image and brand.” As she put it in a ans started and became a runaway hit, the were his and she retained the ones con-
book she wrote called Kris Jenner … and All dynamics of the relationship changed, Jenner sidered hers. The agreement, filed in Los
Things Kardashian, the title “Keeping Up with told me. “The first 15 years I felt she needed Angeles County Superior Court, states that
the Kardashians and the Jenners just didn’t me more because I was the breadwinner… they aimed to divide their assets evenly,
have the same ring to it.” Then really around the show, when that hit but Kris almost certainly emerged much
and she was running this whole show and get- wealthier than Bruce, since she kept sole

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Family Matters ting credit for it and she had her own money, possession of all the business interests and
urt wonders now if it would she didn’t need me as much from that stand- intellectual property in her name—includ-
have been better for him if his point. The relationship was different. ing Keeping Up with the Kardashians and
dad had not been an Olym- “I think in a lot of ways she became less its spin-offs.
pic champion. “It’s very hard tolerant of me. Then I’d get upset and the Jenner knew that at some point he would
to have a father to idolize,” he whole relationship kind of fizzled.” have to tell his children of his gender identity.
told me. “It would have been One has to watch only a sampling of the But any right to privacy he should have had
much easier if he hadn’t won the Olympics.” show to see the interaction. “A lot of times was irrevocably lost in December of 2013
Burt is a formidable racecar driver, as she wasn’t very nice,” Jenner said. “People when he got a call from TMZ asking him if
his father was, winning the Octane Academy would see how I got mistreated. She con- he had just had a medical consultation for
competition on NBC in 2013, which netted trolled the money … all that kind of stuff.” the tracheal shave. Jenner remembers pulling
him $50,000 in prize money and a car. Kris Jenner acknowledged that her work- his car to the side of the road. He pleaded
“My father taught me on the athletic field,” load quadrupled as the result of the ever- that nothing be C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 0 5
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COMING FORWARD
Jess Cunningham,
who tried to
stop the murder of
Iraqi detainees,
at his home,
in Bakersfield,
California.

At 26, army staff sergeant Jess Cunningham had a bright


future. He’d been handpicked for Alpha Company—nicknamed
“Wolf Pack”—by its hard-driving, charismatic first sergeant,
John Hatley. Then, in Iraq, during the surge of 2007, Hatley changed
the rules. Dissecting a cold-blooded war crime, and the
military’s response, WILLIAM LANGEWIESCHE reveals how a warrior
fought to become something more: a better man

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I. Wolf Pack ing room known as Wolf Den on the radios. Wolf Pack, Wolf Den,
Angry Dragon—the bravura was probably useful, given the youth of
the soldiers. The engagements were frequent and anything but child’s
play. They resulted in uncounted numbers of Iraqi deaths. By con-
trast, the accounting of American losses was carefully done. During
Alpha Company’s 14 months on the ground, six soldiers were killed
and three were gravely wounded—a toll that amounted to a casualty
rate of about 15 percent in Cunningham’s platoon alone. The first sol-
dier died four months into the fight, on February 27, 2007. He was a
tall, 22-year-old staff sergeant named Karl Soto-Pinedo, who was shot
in the head by a sniper after he rose too high above the hatch of his
Bradley. Three weeks later, on March 17, 2007, a 30-year-old specialist
named Marieo Guerrero was lost to a jerry-rigged land mine, an I.E.D.

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hen, in late March or early April, on a date lost as
much to obfuscation as to the blur of war, Cunning-
ham was given a training task, to serve as the leader
of a routine “presence” patrol. The patrol consisted of
a pair of lead and tail-end Bradleys, with three Hum-
vees in between. Around noon they rolled out of the
combat outpost carrying about 20 soldiers and multiple top-
ess Cunningham was a staff sergeant in a mounted guns. Cunningham occupied the first Humvee, along with
mechanized unit of the U.S. Army—Alpha Company, First Battal- a crew that included the unit’s civilian interpreter, an Iraqi called
ion, 18th Infantry Regiment, First Infantry Division—during the in- “Dennis.” The second Humvee was the one that mattered. It be-
tensified fighting that accompanied the surge of American troops in longed to Hatley, who had decided to attach himself to the patrol to
Baghdad in 2007. This was his second tour in Iraq, and his first with evaluate Cunningham’s performance. Along with his regular driver
Alpha Company. He had been a high-school football star in Bakers- and gunner, Hatley was accompanied by the two men closest to
field, California, before heading off to war. He had excelled in the him—the company’s chief medic, Sergeant Michael “Doc” Leahy,
army, rising rapidly through the ranks. Now 26, he was strong, alert, 27, who rode with Hatley wherever he went, and the Second Pla-
and accustomed to battle. He had a bright future. toon’s senior NCO, Sergeant First Class Joseph Mayo, 26, a careerist
But he also had a problem. Although Alpha Company appeared whose eagerness to impress Hatley seemed to know no bounds. In
from the outside to be like any other infantry unit, neatly integrated the privacy of Alpha Company at war, these three men—Hatley
into the larger American force structure, on the inside it revolved to an flanked by Leahy and Mayo—formed the unit’s triumvirate of power.
unusual degree around a single personality—that of an imposing first Their presence on the patrol frustrated Cunningham’s authority
sergeant, a hard-charging 18-year veteran named John Hatley, who from the start but did not lessen his formal responsibility for the mission.
dominated the company. Hatley was a burly Texan who spoke with a The patrol rolled west. The patrol rolled south. It rolled into a neighbor-
drawl. He carried his 240 pounds on a six-foot frame, and at the age hood where Cunningham got out with the interpreter and asked about
of 40 still achieved a perfect 300 on the army’s physical-fitness test. He life on the ground. People said times were tough, and the patrol rolled
had been the company’s first sergeant for three years and had delayed on. Two hours after leaving the combat outpost, the patrol came under
a promotion to sergeant major in order to return with his men to the small-arms fire. The vehicles had stopped on an empty street between
fight. He reveled in his power. He made it clear that the rules of en- shuttered houses. The rounds clanged against the armor and caused
gagement that mattered were the ones he alone defined. Cunningham the top gunners to hunker down. Hatley radioed to Cunningham,
had never encountered such a sergeant before. He himself was a team “What’ve you got?” Cunningham suspected he had the usual—angry
player and not immune to Hatley’s leadership qualities, but over the locals who could melt away at will. He did not get excited. He radioed,
first few months in Baghdad he began to struggle privately with doubts. “Does anyone have anything? All White elements respond. Direction?
The company called itself Wolf Pack and sometimes seemed to act Distance?” The gunner on the tail-end Bradley spotted the gunfire
like one. Cunningham did not question the war itself, but he wondered coming from a rooftop in a cluster of buildings to the south. He an-
about the treatment of Iraqi detainees and the actions of certain gun- swered with a burst of his own. The shooting stopped. Cunningham
ners who seemed to be playing loose with their justifications for killing. ordered a move toward the position. With some difficulty the convoy
Alpha Company’s area of operations lay in southwest Baghdad, turned around, but it was blocked by marshy land and had to detour
one of the most active battlefields in Iraq. Sunnis and Shiites were to the east before navigating back to the vicinity from which the attack
fighting over the neighborhoods, and insurgents from both groups had come. By then the attackers had gone.
were warring on American patrols. The U.S. mission was to promote The soldiers continued with the patrol, working westward through
stability. This boiled down to convoys of recent American high-school a succession of neighborhoods with guns at the ready, spoiling for a
graduates lumbering around in Bradley troop carriers and armored fight. Word of the earlier engagement must have gotten around, be-
Humvees from which they could barely see, struggling to distinguish cause the streets were deserted. Then, after more than an hour and a
combatants from civilians in an indecipherable city, and waiting to mile, the patrol came upon an Arab man in the street. The encounter
get attacked. Cunningham served as a squad leader in the company’s did not occur in the heat of battle. It had no obvious connection to the
Second Platoon. They were based with Hatley’s headquarters pla- confrontation earlier that day, and was in a different part of town.
toon at a fortified combat outpost called Angry Dragon, which also The man was alone. He may or may not have been a fighter. He
housed the company’s Tactical Operations Center, an office and brief- could have just stood there, waved in a friendly manner, or held up
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his hands to demonstrate that he was unarmed. He could have shout- a formal situation report to company headquarters—to include their
ed, “Mister, I love America!” Four years into the occupation, he location, the weapons seized, and especially the fact that they had
probably knew that much English. But he was stupid. Startled by the taken prisoners. The report would be entered into the company log,
patrol, he dashed across the street and disappeared into a doorway. and this might calm things down. Cunningham returned to Quigley’s
Don’t run if you want to look innocent. The convoy splayed into side as if nothing had happened. A few minutes later, company head-
defensive positions, and soldiers sprang out. Hatley, Leahy, and Mayo quarters radioed back, asking for an exact count of the detainees and
were the first to go through the doorway, followed by Cunningham and an expected time of arrival at the combat outpost. The man who
others. On the inside they found a group of frightened women and chil- took that call was Hatley’s driver.
dren and five men of military age with their hands raised in submis- Hatley angrily demanded to know who had called in the report.
sion, saying, “No, mister.” It was an ugly scene: the women were bab- When he got the answer, Cunningham says, he and Mayo stormed
bling and pleading in Arabic, a language known to some of the soldiers over in a rage. Mayo shouted at Cunningham, “What the fuck are
as “their native tongue.” The men were positioned facing the wall, you doing? You can’t fucking control your soldiers? Why’d you call
professing their innocence. None was armed. A quick search turned up a sitrep? You fucking pussy! You piece of fucking shit!” Cun-
up a single Kalashnikov assault rifle with two loaded magazines—the ningham looked at him. He had never been good at verbalizing his
standard household allowance in Iraq. Unconvinced, the Americans thinking. That does not mean that he was not good at thinking. He
began a more thorough search, lifting the carpets, pulling a refrigera- thought, You’re supposed to be my platoon sergeant. You’re sup-
tor from the wall, shifting furniture, opening drawers and containers posed to be the one shutting Hatley down. Why am I doing it? But
and spilling the contents onto the floors. They called this “flipping” the Cunningham said none of what he thought. He stood there silently
place. Eventually they discovered a green bag containing a bulletproof and, in army tradition, sucked up the abuse.
vest, a cell phone, some electrical wire, and belts of 7.62-mm. ammuni- The rear ramp of the lead Bradley dropped down, and the five
tion. Then, a few doors down the street, in an otherwise empty shop, detainees, blindfolded and bound, were led into the troop compart-
they found the matching weapons—several machine guns. ment. The Bradley was commanded by a sergeant named Daniel
The captured men denied any knowledge of the weapons, but Evoy. It had a driver and gunner as well, but otherwise was empty.
it seemed obvious that they were lying. Whether all or any of them The detainees were seated face-to-face on steel benches. Mayo as-
were insurgents was a more difficult question, particularly in a neigh- signed the job of guarding them to a private named Joshua Hartson,
borhood riven by sectarian violence, but Hatley and his soldiers— who was a newcomer and the lowest in the hierarchy of the patrol.
including Cunningham—assumed that they were. The women plead- He gave Hartson a nine-mm. Beretta pistol and said, “It’s your word
ed for mercy in their native tongue. The men were flex-cuffed with against anyone else’s if something were to happen.” The message was
their hands behind their backs, and were blindfolded with ACE ban- clear, but Hartson was not the type to shoot these men. He sat in the
dages. At about that time Cunningham thought he heard Hatley say- back with them as the rear ramp clanged shut and the convoy set off
ing to Mayo, “How do you feel about offing these guys?” Cunning- through the streets.
ham was not sure he had heard correctly. He was standing beside

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another sergeant, Charles Quigley, a quiet but articulate soldier from II. Band of Brothers
Rhode Island. Hatley and Mayo walked up. According to Cunning- akersfield, California, is an uneasy city, a gang-infested
ham, Mayo said, “You guys have an issue if we take these guys out?” boom-and-bust oil town where a fast-growing Hispanic
Cunningham said, “What?” population is overrunning an established country-and-
“Offing them. Killing them. It’ll prevent us from seeing them again.” western core. Jess Cunningham and a nearly identi-
Cunningham said, “No, man. I’m not going to do that.” Quigley cal twin brother were born anchored into the Anglo
also declined. community, with two sets of grandparents who were
Mayo peered at them with disdain. Hatley said, “No one’s forcing next-door neighbors and a large number of uncles, aunts, cousins, and
you. I’ll do it myself.” He turned and walked away. Cunningham and friends constituting a network of what is locally known as good fami-
Quigley exchanged looks. Hatley and Mayo began surveying the other lies—those instilled with the traditional values of athletics, honest work,
soldiers, pulling them aside one by one; Cunningham doubted wheth- and love of home. Cunningham’s father is a Caterpillar mechanic and
er any of them would dare to refuse. He decided to put a stop to it. former rodeo rider. His mother is a medical-billing clerk and devout
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2 ticipated equally in his upbringing and provided him with a happy
childhood, full of team sports, outdoor activities, and moderate studies.
In October 1997, however, the dark side of California caught up
with him. Cunningham was a junior in high school at the time. The
star of his football team, a senior named Chad Yarbrough, who was
the handsome scion of an outstanding family, was waylaid by two
Mexican gang members after an argument at a party. They intercepted
him after he had driven his girlfriend home, then forced him at gun-
point to take them to an orange grove, where they executed him with a
shot to the head. One of the killers was soon arrested and subsequently
sentenced to life in prison; the other was captured nine months later,
and in 2001 was sentenced to death. His appeals continue, but, what-
ever his fate, he has been dealt with decisively—and good riddance.
Yarbrough was 17 years old when he died. The horror of his murder
marked Cunningham profoundly. He never mentioned the episode
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unningham graduated in 1999 and enrolled in Bakers-
field College, where he played football for a year and
flunked a course in American studies while earning an
A in Mexican history, to the amusement of his friends.
His horizons were near: he wanted to complete enough
college to qualify for a civil-service job as a policeman,
firefighter, or prison guard; he wanted a house and a family; and he
wanted to stay in Bakersfield. He got a job as a maintenance man at an
4 agricultural processing plant, and was there on the morning of Septem-
ber 11, 2001, when he watched the terrorist attacks unfold on television.
Afterward he began to think about joining the fight—not in a patriotic
rush but out of a growing curiosity about war. He had always liked John
Wayne and had recently been impressed by the HBO series Band of
Brothers and the movie Black Hawk Down. By the spring of 2002, with
U.S. forces engaged in Afghanistan and the first reports of local boys’
dying in action, he began to see this as his generation’s war—the epic
of his time. He did not want to become yet another regretful old man
thinking, Darn, I wish, I wish I woulda. He visited an army recruiter,
and three months later, after aptitude testing and the offer of safer
military paths, opted for the boots-on-the-ground experience of in-
fantry, because he wanted to know what the thick of things is about.
His parents were dismayed, but they learned too late to stop
him. He was nearly 22 years old. He joined the army on June 18,
2002, and the next day flew off to basic and infantry training at
Fort Benning, Georgia, where he
flourished. After graduation he was
WARRIORS assigned to a base in Germany. Five
(1) Cunningham and months later, in March 2003, he
Michael “Doc” Leahy
at Camp Slayer,
went to war in Iraq. His first unit was
in Baghdad. (2) Some Bravo Company, Second Battalion,
members of Second Infantry Regiment, of the
Alpha Company. Two
First Infantry Division. It consisted
shown here were
accused of murder—the largely of volunteers who had stepped
charismatic first forward after the 9/11 attacks, and in
sergeant, John Hatley sufficient numbers to allow the army
(second from
left, rear), and Joseph
to set a relatively high standard for
Mayo (third from recruitment. In Bravo Company the
left, rear). Cunningham quality showed. The soldiers were
is at far right. well intentioned, collaborative, and
(3) James D. Culp, the
Texas lawyer who serious about their jobs. They did not
defended Cunningham. hate Arabs and were not out to target
(4) Hatley after a raid in people or inflict pain. Furthermore,
western Baghdad.
they were led by a crew of pragmatic,
evenhanded sergeants, and were over-
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THE SOLDIERS
START WITH DENIALS,
THEN WAVER, THEN
BARE THEIR SOULS.
seen by junior officers who were much the same. The mission was a “P.T. stud” whose dedication to physical training could match his
a fairly quiet one—to help secure an air base in Kirkuk, a city about own. He said, “I want the pick of the litter.” And that is what he got.
150 miles north of Baghdad, at a time during and just after the inva- Cunningham was surprised by the cult of Hatley and felt a little un-
sion, when the population was still subdued. comfortable with it, but he was impressed by the man—and for good
It was a one-year stint. The men camped on the tarmac for the reason. Hatley was the alpha of alpha males. He was physically impos-
first few months before being provided with shelters and a chow ing and would get into people’s faces if he had to, but intimidation was
hall. They ranged widely beyond the perimeter, walking through the not primarily the basis of his power—not yet. He was hard-charging,
streets, operating traffic checkpoints, and unearthing vast quantities hands-on, versatile, verbal, experienced, politically connected, and
of munitions from hidden stockpiles that littered the countryside. obviously intelligent. He knew when to be serious and when to relax.
Some of the munitions they handled may have been chemical weap- He knew how to approach each individual soldier, and how to ap-
ons, with long-term consequences to themselves. But they came un- proach the group. Every morning, when the men assembled, he would
der fire perhaps only twice, and they suffered no losses. So, it wasn’t stand in front of them and shout a war cry, and then “P.T.!,” and the
like the movies. But it was war nonetheless. company would enthusiastically reply. Because of Hatley, the esprit de
Cunningham turned out to be good at it. His evaluation sheets rated corps was high. The mentality was “We’re the best!” Hatley preached
his performance as excellent in every category and repeatedly recom- it every day. And he gave credit easily. He said, “I’m the best because
mended that he be promoted ahead of his peers. He rose rapidly to you’re the best! I’m the best because you platoon sergeants make me
specialist, and soon enough to sergeant. By then the company was look good! You platoon sergeants are the best because your squad
back in Germany, training for the next deployment. The war in Iraq leaders make you look good! You squad leaders are the best because
was heating up. In June 2005, Cunningham came to the end of his your soldiers make you look good! Wolf Pack!” Cunningham bought
initial commitment and re-enlisted for four more years. He thought he into it as all the soldiers seemed to. Hatley was invincible. He was the
would remain with Bravo Company, but two months later the army great protector who would keep everyone safe. Cunningham thought,
deactivated the unit. Cunningham and several friends arranged to get What is not to love about this man? Because Cunningham was not
themselves assigned to the First Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment— clairvoyant. He did not anticipate the effect of the coming battle, where
the 1-26—which was based at a garrison in Schweinfurt, Bavaria, about the power of life and death would be placed in Hatley’s hands.
three hours away. They got there after nightfall and mustered among Then it was early spring 2007, Iraq was up in arms, the fighting
other inbound soldiers. Suddenly a voice called Cunningham’s name. in Baghdad had become the sort of war that movies show, five Iraqi
A senior sergeant came up to him and said, “Sergeant Jess Cunning- men had just been loaded into the back of a Bradley, and Hatley
ham? First Sergeant Hatley sent me to get you. You’re now in Alpha had voiced his intention to murder them. Cunningham was still
Company, 1-18.” Cunningham protested that he had to meet the morn- nominally responsible for the patrol, but he had lost practical au-
ing roll call for the 1-26. The sergeant said, “Negative. That’s all been thority, and Hatley was now fully in charge.
taken care of.”

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III. Beside the Canal
n retrospect there is a whiff of destiny here. The drafting of ohn Edmond Hatley was born in 1968. He was raised
Cunningham was entirely Hatley’s work—a fate he went out in a dismal town in central Texas, where his father was
of his way to inflict upon himself. He had recently brought a Baptist preacher and connections to the world were
Alpha Company back from a year in Tikrit, Saddam Hus- thin. He was disadvantaged by definition. He played some
sein’s hometown, where they had encountered determined sports. He chased some girls. He dropped out of high
resistance and lost some men to the fighting. In Germany, school, then worked some menial jobs. He was appar-
he was preparing the company for a scheduled return to Iraq, de- ently headed nowhere in life. But in 1989, when he was 21, he drove
termined to make it the best infantry unit in the field, expressly as a to Dallas and joined the army. The army was good for him. It did
reflection of himself. Within the U.S. Army in Europe, Hatley had not care about his caste. It found in Hatley the material from which
his ear to the ground. When he heard of new arrivals, he called his career soldiers are formed, and it gave him the means to elevate him-
network of friends, the first sergeants and sergeant majors who knew self to a degree that civil society probably would not have allowed.
the score. He had a sergeant slot to fill in his second platoon, and he Hatley was hungry for it. He turned out to be better, tougher, and
wanted the best soldier for the purpose—a go-getter, a team player, and smarter than his peers. At some early point he must have realized
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this about himself. A certain insecurity never left him. He remained, ing the bound and blindfolded men, holding Mayo’s pistol. The
for instance, painfully proud of his every decoration. Nonetheless the light inside was dim. He could not see out of the vehicle and neither
once inconsequential boy became a man who could not be ignored. knew nor cared where he was headed. He assumed that the detain-
The unlikeliness of his rise may help to explain his inordinate pride. ees were going to be shot. He did not give it much thought. As the
His rise looked like this: he went from rifleman to armored-vehicle junior soldier on the patrol, he deferred to Hatley’s experience and
crew member, to squad automatic-weapon gunner, machine-gunner, judgment. Nonetheless, as it turned out, he was the only soldier with
radio operator, team leader, squad leader, section leader, brigade mas- a chance to develop a sense of the detainees as individuals. Directly
ter gunner, platoon sergeant, division master gunner, and divisional- across from him sat a boy who seemed impossibly young. Next to the
operations sergeant before becoming the imposing first sergeant of his boy sat an ancient man who seemed impossibly old. Next to him sat
beloved Alpha Company. He was stationed in the United States, Ko- a military-age male who could not stop crying. In his mind, Hart-
rea, and Germany, saw combat in the Gulf War, did peacekeeping in son called him Crybaby. Across from Crybaby on the opposing
Bosnia and Kosovo, and returned to straight-up combat twice in Iraq. bench sat an unusually large man. He became the Big Guy. Next
Along the way he completed airborne- and jungle-warfare training, to him sat another military-age male, beside whom sat Hartson, the
excelled in multiple leadership and war-fighting schools, won a Ranger circle completed. At one point the boy and Crybaby put their heads
tab, completed high school with a general-equivalency diploma, and against the ancient man between them and prayed.

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earned a year’s worth of college credits through a University of Mary-
land extension program, where he performed at a nearly straight-A he convoy pulled into the combat outpost and came
level. The man was better than West Point. He seemed unstoppable, to a stop. By then Hatley and Mayo had appar-
on a path to becoming a command sergeant major, and perhaps the ently decided on a solution. They dismissed two
senior NCO for all of the U.S. Army in Europe—the enlisted equiva- vehicles and ordered the remaining crews—of Cun-
lent of a three-star general. He was married at the time to a Korean- ningham’s and Hatley’s Humvees, and the Bradley
American orphan named Kim, who was raised in New York and containing the detainees—to prepare to depart again.
came to the marriage with a son. Hatley never had children of his Cunningham asked why. He says Mayo answered, “Because we’re go-
own, but he loved his soldiers paternally and saw himself as their pro- ing to go drop these motherfuckers off.” Cunningham hesitated.
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Hatley and Mayo went into the Tactical Operations Center and
t was at that stage in his life that Hatley came up with the stayed there for about 10 minutes. What happened inside remains
idea of killing the Iraqi detainees. He was fighting a futile war unknown. Did they fix the paperwork to indicate their intention to
against enemies who dressed in civilian clothes and routinely release the detainees? If so, Cunningham was that easily circum-
professed their innocence when captured. Furthermore, if he vented. Inside the waiting Bradley, Hartson took it upon himself to give
hoped to ensure their long-term detention—and thereby pre- the detainees water. To do this he had to reach across them and hold a
serve the lives of his own men—he was saddled with stringent bottle to their lips, one at a time. He then lit a cigarette for himself, where-
evidentiary requirements that generally could not be met. That was cer- upon the Big Guy spoke up in broken English, asking for a smoke. Hart-
tainly true in this case, where the machine guns had been discovered in son reached across and gave him a puff, the first of several. Hartson grew
a separate house. Here was the deal: you could hold the detainees for curious. He asked the Big Guy if he made bombs and killed Americans.
“tactical questioning” at the combat outpost for 24 hours, after which The Big Guy laughed in response, whether out of insolence or fear. The
you would have to release them to the streets or turn them over to the Bradley lurched into motion. Hartson continued to speak to the Big
Iraqi or American authorities, who likely would release them a few days Guy and learned that he had two sons and six daughters. After a while,
later. During their confinement at the combat outpost, you would learn the Big Guy twisted his torso and offered Hartson a string of prayer
nothing from them, and they would be subjected to petty abuse (some beads that he had been fingering with hands bound behind his back.
slapping around, some spinning around, perhaps a bit more) of the sort Hartson accepted the gift, but that was all he had the capacity to do.
that was simply dumb. About the most you could do—though in viola- The three-vehicle convoy moved slowly to the west, the Bradley in
tion of procedures—was to drop them off in a hostile neighborhood the lead, followed by Cunningham’s and Hatley’s Humvees. The Brad-
on the remote chance that their sectarian enemies would eliminate ley’s commander, Sergeant Evoy, radioed Cunningham for directions.
them on your behalf, which some units were rumored to have done. “Where are we going?” Cunningham had no idea. He answered, “An
Hatley was sick of the game. Over the years he had lost too many I.P. checkpoint.” “I.P.” stood for the Iraqi Police, to whom the patrol
friends to America’s wars. Despite a lack of sufficient evidence, he could turn over the detainees. This would have been standard pro-
was convinced that the five detainees were enemy combatants. Per- cedure. Evoy radioed, “Which checkpoint?” Referring to Mayo and
versely, it may have been the very lack of evidence that turned him Hatley, Cunningham answered, “I don’t know. Call White 7, call Wolf
toward thoughts of murder. Later he was accused of having done 7.” At that moment the transponder for Hatley’s Blue Force Tracker
something similar before, and without immediate consequence, but switched off. The trackers were G.P.S.-based moving maps in certain
this time he had a problem, and it came unexpectedly in the form of Humvees that showed the location of friendly forces. After Hatley’s
Cunningham and the situation report that had been called in. The was switched off, only Cunningham’s remained visible to represent
existence of the detainees could not now be denied, and Hatley had the mission on the army’s screens. Cunningham reacted in anger with
little choice but to return with them to the outpost for processing. The repeated calls to Hatley, none of which were answered. The silence was
patrol moved out for the purpose. Little is known of the ride. Hatley unusual. When finally Hatley had to get on the radio to give directions,
sat in his Humvee, accompanied as before by Mayo and Leahy—all of he did so with brevity—go left, go right, push forward—and without
them seething at Cunningham’s interference. Cunningham followed identifying himself.
along in his own Humvee, assuming that he had succeeded in thwart- The ride lasted 30 minutes. Darkness gathered. Some of the sol-
ing Hatley’s plan but worrying about the reprisals he might face. diers switched to night-vision goggles. At the edge of the city they
Private Hartson sat in the Bradley’s troop compartment, guard- passed through a farming village called C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 1 3
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isty Copeland is making history. During American Bal- special appearances on Prince’s Welcome 2 tour, and a feature film
let Theatre’s current season at the Metropolitan Opera in the works. Copeland is a member of the President’s Council on Fit-
House, Copeland will alight on that storied Lincoln ness, Sports & Nutrition, and she recently performed at the Kennedy
Center stage, making her New York debut as the Swan Center Honors—all of this while dancing at A.B.T. in repertoire rang-
Queen in the iconic masterpiece Swan Lake—a crowning achieve- ing from Alexei Ratmansky’s Firebird to Twyla Tharp’s Sinatra Suite.
ment for any dancer, regardless of the color of her skin. But Cope- Her success in the almost all-white world of classical ballet has shat-
land is not just any dancer, and she knows it: “To be the first African- tered biased conventions and traditions, and she has become a pow-
American woman to dance this role with American Ballet Theatre is a erful voice for diversity as well as awareness of women’s body-image
huge step for the ballet world,” she says, “and I take on this opportu- issues. In her best-selling memoir, Life in Motion: An Unlikely Balleri-
nity with tremendous care and understanding of what it means for the na, she wrote, “They came to see things my way, that my curves are
growth of this art form.” At 32, she is the first crossover star the ballet part of who I am as a dancer, not something I need to lose to become
world has seen in decades, with a guest-judge stint on Fox’s So You one.” With her grace and grit, and the will to lead change, Misty
Think You Can Dance, an Under Armour campaign that went viral, Copeland is truly a ballerina for our time. — HE ATHER WAT TS

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PICTURE PERFECT
New Republic owner
and Facebook
co-founder Chris
Hughes (below) and
his husband,
the activist Sean
Eldridge (opposite).

Portrait of
By their wedding day, in June 2012, Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes and
power couple: wealthy, young, and handsome. But Hughes’s controversial
run for Congress would soon tarnish that glamour. SARAH ELLISON looks at
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a Marriage
political activist Sean Eldridge had become the ultimate gay
stewardship of the venerable New Republic magazine and Eldridge’s failed
everything the two men achieved—and what knocked them off their pedestal
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had bought the house and the 80 acres
around it in 2011, for $5 million. The 50
guests made their way to seats outdoors in
wooden pews transported to the country-
side by Bryan Rafanelli, the wedding plan-
ner. Rafanelli had organized the weddings
of other prominent couples with Washington
ties, such as Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mez-
vinsky, and Huma Abedin (Hillary Clinton’s
longtime aide) and Anthony Weiner (the
soon-to-be-disgraced crotch-tweeting con-
gressman).
David Neidorf, president of Deep Springs
College, performed the ceremony. Neidorf
had known Eldridge at the famously remote
and unusual school in the California desert
where Eldridge spent a year before enroll-
ing at Brown University. In their vows, the
young men promised to be patient, faithful,
and honest, and to challenge each other. Af-
ter lunch, guests traveled back to the city.

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n the morn-
ing of June 30, 2012, the line of black Sub- f the morning ceremony was inti-
urbans outside the Mandarin Oriental hotel, mate, the celebration that night, for
on Manhattan’s Columbus Circle, was longer about 350 A-listers from New York,
than usual. The drivers waited for their pas- Washington, and Silicon Valley, felt
sengers: out-of-town guests heading to a wed- like a Bonfire of the Vanities for the
ding that was the capstone to the years-long millennial set. In front of the im-
transformation of two ambitious, hardwork- posing neoclassical columns framing the
ing, and lucky young men. Chris Hughes, entrance of Cipriani Wall Street, an army
the sandy-haired Facebook co-founder and of mostly young women, armed with iPads
1
an online organizer for Barack Obama’s first and a guest list with photos, scrutinized each
presidential campaign, had recently bought new arrival and ushered guests in for cock-
a majority stake in The New Republic, a tails and then dinner and dancing under the
century-old, Washington, D.C.–based maga- elaborate Wedgewood dome in the main hall.
zine that had been founded in Theodore New York’s senior senator, Chuck Schumer, placed the editor, Franklin Foer, and there-
Roosevelt’s living room and had come to huddled with House minority leader Nancy by caused most of the top writers and edi-
define a certain strain of modern liberalism. Pelosi (who danced with The New Republic’s tors to leave, the Daily Beast Photoshopped

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He was marrying his longtime boyfriend, a literary editor, Leon Wieseltier, among others, a picture of Hughes’s face onto the body of

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tanned and chiseled Sean Eldridge, who had during the after-dinner dance party). Senator Prince Joffrey from Game of Thrones—im-
worked as hard as anyone for this day as the Kirsten Gillibrand was there, as were two of mature, incompetent, deadly, and a king
political director of the marriage-equality ac- Hughes’s fellow Facebook founders, Dustin too young. For his part, Eldridge had run
tivist group Freedom to Marry. Hughes and Moskovitz and the company’s C.E.O., Mark for Congress in upstate New York, losing
Eldridge were a golden power couple. Zuckerberg. It was a celebration that was both badly and, in the process, acquiring a repu-
Several of the guests described the week- unbridled and self-conscious. It was also, tation as a carpetbagger. Hughes and El-
end to me. They had dined at a private without a doubt, New York’s biggest and dridge had been lucky beyond any reason-
rehearsal dinner on Friday night—a nine- most elaborate gay wedding ever. able expectation, and had worked very hard.
course meal at Per Se, the three-Michelin- Yet, in the space of two and a half years, They had seemed destined to become one
star restaurant run by the Napa Valley chef the glitter has dulled. The Daily Beast in one of those Washington couples whose dinner
Thomas Keller. Then, on Saturday morning, article called Hughes and Eldridge “Ameri- table drew a diverse array of the best and
they were transported up the Hudson Valley ca’s Worst Gay Power Couple.” In another, the brightest (not that they voiced such an
to a converted 19th-century farmhouse in focusing on Hughes’s recent actions at The ambition). But inexperience and a high pro-
Garrison, New York. Hughes and Eldridge New Republic, where he had abruptly re- file are a chancy mix, and the two young

HUGHES SAYS HE HAS GONE FROM


“KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR” TO
“THE ANTICHRIST.”
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5

MATCHED PAIR
(1) Eldridge and Hughes on the day of their at his Manhattan office, where The New Re- the school’s musicals—once as Billy, who falls
wedding. (2) Eldridge concedes defeat,
public now is published, Hughes acknowl- in love with the wealthy Hope in Anything
2014. (3) Hughes, far right, with members
of his original New Republic team, edged ruefully that he had gone from being Goes—ran varsity track, and graduated in the
including editor Franklin Foer (center) and a “knight in shining armor” and “the greatest top 10 percent of his class. He was the youth-
literary editor Leon Wieseltier (standing, thing since sliced bread” to “the Antichrist, or committee representative for the city of Tole-
right). (4) Hughes with Facebook’s Mark something pretty close to it.” And he should do’s Board of Community Relations, and with
Zuckerberg, 2004. (5) An engagement photo.
know. Both Hughes and Eldridge, whom I his fastidiously clean-cut appearance he must
met with separately, displayed a casual but ex- have looked the part. Eldridge today has short
haustive knowledge of pretty much everything dark hair, an athletic build, and a perfect smile
men were now widely viewed as entitled brats. that had been written about them. If they are that would be appropriate in Smallville. Those
They are still coming to terms with what creations of the media, they are also careful who have spent time with him socially say he
has happened. After the mass resignations at curators of their own image. is harder to know than Hughes, and appears
The New Republic, last December, Hughes calculating and driven in a way Hughes is not.

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spoke with Annie Augustine, who had worked “Caffeinated?” When I sat down with Eldridge recently,
closely with him as his communications direc- ean Simcha Eldridge was born he was friendly and likable, and even cracked
tor at the magazine. Augustine had been as in Montreal, Canada, to two a few jokes. When the subject of his inten-
surprised as the rest of the staff when Hughes physicians who moved to Ot- sity arose, he didn’t dispute the description
forced out Foer, and she attended a gather- tawa Hills, Ohio, a prosperous but gestured toward himself, as if to leave
ing of writers and editors mourning Foer’s suburb of Toledo, when he was the decision up to me, and said, “What do
departure (and contemplating their own). four years old and entering kin- you think? Caffeinated?” The five months
Hughes learned about Augustine’s attendance dergarten. The town is known for its excellent since the end of the campaign had clearly af-
at the meeting and confronted her in a teary public schools, and Eldridge spent his child- forded the most time he had had in a while
exchange in which he begged her not to leave hood there. He attended Ottawa Hills High to consider what came next. One thing was
him or The New Republic. A former staff mem- School, where, according to a 2005 newsletter clear: “I’m not going to run again,” he said.
ber said to me of Hughes, “He cried a lot.” from Deep Springs and an interview he gave Instead, he is focusing on advocacy—for
Months later, when I sat down with him to the Toledo Blade, he starred in several of L.G.B.T. rights, C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 0 9
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Woman!
FUNNY GIRL
Amy Schumer,
photographed
with dragon
dancers in
New York City’s
Chinatown.

SCHUMER WEARS
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Baby-faced and razor-tongued, Amy Schumer


has emerged as a force of comedy, with her award-winning
TV series in its third season and her first big
feature, Trainwreck, out this month. Her collaborator and
director on the film, JUDD APATOW, shares an
adaptation from his new book, Sick in the Head, in which he and
Schumer discuss sex, stand-up, and other serious stuff
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a question. The thing that gets to me is the that maybe you don’t agree with. Does that
question “Isn’t this a great time to be a make sense?
woman in comedy?” I mean, all the TV I A.S.: I think that’s probably true. I think that’s
watched growing up featured funny women. probably dead-on. I feel, like you just said, that
J.A.: People said the same thing when Brides- some days I am like a real monster, completely
maids came out. We never thought about that unlovable and unfuckable, and then there’s a
when we were making it. I just thought, Kris- moment, every now and then, when I’m more
ten Wiig is funny. It would be fun to make a like Elaine on Seinfeld: “Is it possible that I’m
movie with Kristen Wiig. And then she had not as attractive as I had thought?” Or maybe
this idea to make a movie about bridesmaids. it’s the opposite of that. Anytime I start feel-
We never thought of it as a female movie. At ing better about myself, physically, someone
some point, in the middle of it, it occurred will say something that pushes me right back
to us: Oh, it’s kind of cool to have so many down. I think every woman feels this way.
funny women in one movie. But it wasn’t con- J.A.: I ask about it because it is about who
scious or anything. At the end of the process, you think you’re speaking to.
we realized that it meant something to peo- A.S.: That’s a really good point.
ple. But what is shocking to me was that, even J.A.: I was a year younger than everybody
after the movie did well, there was almost zero in school. I was the youngest kid in class,
was sitting in my car one follow-up in the culture. always. But I only realized later in life that I
day, listening to The Howard Stern Show, when A.S.: In terms of what? was much smaller than everybody.
Amy Schumer came on. I think I had seen her J.A.: In terms of funny movies that are domi- A.S.: Physically?
do a little stand-up on television once or twice nated by women. The studio system didn’t J.A.: Yeah. And by the time I caught up a little
before, or maybe just some jokes at a roast, embrace them. They don’t know how to do it. bit, in sixth or seventh grade, I had been de-
but that’s about it. I didn’t have a clear picture A.S.: In my experience, there will be a script fined. On some level, I guess it made me feel
in my mind. But sitting there in my car, listen- and you’ll be like, This is funny—I think I’ll less masculine. And as a result I always
ing to her talk to Howard, I was blown away by audition. And you’ll know other women, feel like a fucking nerd. I have a beautiful
how funny and intimate and fresh she was. You who are hilarious, are auditioning, too. And wife, I’m successful, but I still feel like the kid
could sense that she had stories to tell and was then they give it to, like, some beautiful mov- who’s picked last in gym class. And that
a lot more than just a comedian. I instantly ie star. They’re great actresses and they’re shaped my idea of comedy, being about out-
thought: I need to make a movie with her. really pretty, but they’re not funny. siders. It was a way for me to attack all of
So we did. J.A.: When we did Undeclared, the note from these systems that I thought were unfair to me.
Amy and I spent the next few years work- Fox was: You need more eye candy. A.S.: I would say the same for me.
ing on Trainwreck, and I found that she was, A.S.: Do you think that’s true? Do people J.A.: What was your version of that? What
indeed, so much more than just a comedian. really need more eye candy? happened to you as a kid that made you
She is someone who is willing to go emotion- J.A.: I have thought about that a lot. I don’t think and defined your sense of humor?
ally deep, as well as work obsessively hard, know. But what if people do want it? A.S.: I would say, with the physical stuff, that
and there’s a frankness to her work that I find A.S.: I’m not above that. I want to look at I was always pretty but not beautiful. And
inspiring. The stories tumble out of her. She Jennifer Lawrence eating cereal. that was something that you were punished
is able to make important points about our J.A.: Are you someone who believes that life for. I was very aware of this stuff early on.
culture and feminism and relationships and is easier if you’re attractive? J.A.: With girls, it’s weird because it changes
what it’s like to be a woman in America right A.S.: I think that beautiful people are not any dramatically. In high school, girls don’t look
now, and to do it in a way that is consistently happier than people who are not as beautiful. anything like they looked in third grade. Where-
insightful and hysterical. Here is someone at Even with models—there’s always someone as with guys, the handsome third-grade dude
the beginning of a very exciting career. who is more beautiful or younger. So no mat- is still handsome in high school. Girls blossom
ter what realm you’re operating in, it’s all rela- and change. That was the kind of girl I always
JUDD APATOW: I was watching a movie about tive. I didn’t develop my personality, or my tried to date: the girl who, near the end of
women in comedy recently—I think it was sense of humor, because I felt unattractive. high school, got pretty but still acted insecure.
called Are Women Funny? And I noticed I thought I was attractive until I got older. It A.S.: Well, that’s the jackpot. That’s my
that you weren’t in it. Was that by choice? was probably a defense mechanism for what- favorite kind of guy too. The guy that blos-
AMY SCHUMER: I got cut out. Actually, I am ever pain was going on around me. But I soms but still sees himself as the fat kid.
in one scene. But I don’t talk. don’t think that people who feel beautiful feel J.A.: Al Roker.
J.A.: Oh, I thought maybe it was a political like “I don’t need to do this other thing.” A.S.: Al Roker is the perfect example.
choice, a way of saying, We shouldn’t even J.A.: You’re in a weird area. I would describe J.A.: He lost the weight, but he’s still nice to you.
be debating this anymore. it as: Everyone thinks you are beautiful, but A.S.: Because he remembers.
A.S.: No, that debate is insane to me. It maybe you don’t agree with their opinion. J.A.: At what age did you become aware of
doesn’t even make me mad. It’s like asking, A.S.: Um. comedians?
Do Jewish people smell like orange juice? J.A.: I’ll talk about me for a second. I always A.S.: Really young, when we would watch
It’s just such a weird question. It’s not even thought I was right in the middle, looks-wise, the Muppets. And then I discovered stand-
and that if I had a good personality it could ups. I loved Gilda. I was so drawn to funny
Adapted from Sick in the Head: Conversations put me over the top. But it wasn’t like, behind chicks. I remember watching Rita Rudner
About Life and Comedy, by Judd Apatow, to my back, everyone thought I was handsome. and George Carlin and Richard Pryor. My
be published this month by Random House, a I get the sense that you feel like some days dad must’ve had it on. And Letterman.
division of Penguin Random House LLC;
© 2015 by the author; reprinted by arrangement you’re looking great, some days you’re not, J.A.: How old were you?
with the Wylie Agency. but the audience sees you in a certain way A.S.: Ten or younger. Stand-up trickled in

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over the years, but it wasn’t until I was in col- think. People came up to me and asked how movies and in stand-up. They’re always the
lege, early college, where I discovered Marga- long I’d been doing it, which suggested that best stories. A guy who has got a lot of ter-
ret Cho and got really into it. maybe I could do this if I wanted. rible sex stories is the best dinner compan-
J.A.: At what point did you think, Stand-up is J.A.: What were you doing for a living back then? ion of all time.
something I can do? A.S.: Waiting tables at Michael Jordan’s Not too long ago, you gave a speech at
A.S.: After college. I was 23. Steakhouse. Gloria Steinem’s birthday party. Did people
J.A.: What did it take for you to think, O.K., J.A.: Trying to get acting work? have a strong reaction to that?
I’m going to try this? Because it’s a crazy leap. A.S.: Yeah, auditioning. But one day this wom- A.S.: Yeah. I got asked to do a monologue the
The need to show up at an open mike—to an came into the restaurant and she really liked year before for some event—I can’t remember
even write your first joke. I was a lunatic about me. She was like, I’m going to hook you up what it was called. It was me and all these tiny
it. I was trying to write those jokes at 12. with my agent. So I went in and I did a one-act actresses, and I just felt like I needed to joke
A.S.: How old were you when you got up for play to audition for the agent, and he was like, about it because we looked like an evolution
the first time? You’re pretty mediocre, and I have too many chart or something. I felt like a big, blonde
J.A.: Seventeen. I had wanted to do it really girls like you that are better than you. monster, standing with a bunch of girls who
badly since 14, but I was afraid to admit it J.A.: That happened to me and I never acted had never seen semen before. But my speech
to anybody. again. Do you think you have a much dif- really came off strong because I was actually
A.S.: My experience was like this: I was in ferent experience, as a woman on the road, talking about some real things, bad things that
an abusive improv troupe after college. This than guys are having? had happened to me—and the other speeches
guy set it up to get 50 bucks a month from A.S.: Not in terms of the audience or anything, weren’t as hard. And
each of us, but it was not really improv—it but in terms of fun? Yeah. Like, I’ve never so Gloria asked me to @vf.com
To see VIDEO from the
was a crazy, schizophrenic, delusional situa- hooked up with somebody after a show. come talk the follow- Chinatown shoot, go
tion. I went one night to see one of the girls J.A.: I did. ing year at her birth- to VF.COM/JULY2015.
do stand-up at Gotham, Bring Your Show. It A.S.: You did? day party. So I wrote
was like at six P.M., and she was bombing. Ev- J.A.: Once. It lasted eight seconds and I this speech about losing all my self-esteem in
eryone was bombing. I thought, I want to try looked in her eyes as she realized what a college, and a kind of painful night that I tried
this because I’m not digging the improv, but I horrible mistake she had made. And then my best to make funny.
like it when I say something and I get a laugh. we had sex again, and this time it lasted six J.A.: What about it do you think connected
J.A.: That’s interesting. Because it’s not seconds, and she really looked like—if she with people?
about being inspired by watching someone became a nun after that, it wouldn’t have A.S.: Just the feeling of losing all your confi-
murder. It’s like: Oh, this is as bad as it gets. shocked me. dence and feeling like you’re worthless be-
And I can do better. A.S.: Oh my God. cause of how other people are treating you.
A.S.: I still think that all the time. It’s not that I J.A.: And I thought, I’m never going to do And then having to realize that the real issue
feel like what I’m doing is so amazing, but it’s this again. This is terrible. is actually how you’re treating yourself. I think
pretty good compared to what other people A.S.: I’ve had one one-night stand in my life. that’s something most people have experi-
are doing. So that same week, I was walking J.A.: And yet people see your act as very sexual. enced, feeling like they don’t deserve love.
past the club, and it was my birthday, and I A.S.: Right. J.A.: Do you ever go back and read your
was like, I’m from New York, so I can get peo- J.A.: So is that a character you’re playing? own speech, to cheer yourself up?
ple in the seats. I had three hours to prepare. A.S.: Well, it’s a part of me, too. Because A.S.: Yeah, and my friends will quote it to me.
J.A.: You wrote it in one day? the stuff you’re copping to and the saddest, J.A.: That must be a big change, to go from
A.S.: I wrote it in two hours. worst moments of your life—that’s the stuff doing stand-up, just trying to get laughs, to re-
J.A.: How did you do? people connect to and appreciate. In reality, alizing that people are paying attention to what
A.S.: Pretty good. I’ve almost always had a boyfriend. Every you’re saying. And that they’re moved and in-
J.A.: Do you remember any of it? year, if I have like one or two sexual experi- spired by certain things you say. It’s not just
A.S.: I have a tape of it. I remember it. I talked ences, they might both be hilarious. about being funny.
about how skywriting annoys me. Don’t you J.A.: And then they add up, and people A.S.: I’m taking this responsibility seriously.
find that when you talk about your early jokes, think, She must be doing this all the time. I I’m looking at it as an opportunity. What do
even though you know they were bad, you’re have maybe six experiences from my whole I want to say? What have I really learned?
still trying to sell them? Like, I still want you life. But if I go onstage and tell three of them, Where am I, really? I’m not interested in just
to think this is funny shit, but I know it’s not. it sounds like I have hundreds of them. saying something for shock value anymore. I
Anyway, I talked about skywriting, how it’s an- A.S.: Right. But you can get up there and do do feel more of a weight about the message
noying and it fades and you can never read it. that, and you’re not the Sex Guy. But if I that I’m sending because I know what it’s like
I was like, If somebody proposed to me that do it, I am. So I just embraced it. to be on the other end of that and I don’t
way, I’d be like, Fuck you. And so like, this J.A.: But those experiences are funny. That’s want to be in denial about what success
summer, do me a favor, keep it at eye level the thing. Your worst sexual experience can means—and like how many people I’m reach-
or whatever. So horrible. But it went O.K., I be so humiliating and hilarious, both in ing now. I want to make people feel better. 
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True Detective creator
Nic Pizzolatto,
photographed on the
set of the show’s
second season, in
Pasadena, California.

PIZZOLATTO’S SHIRT,
BOOTS, AND BELT BY
JOHN VARVATOS; JEANS
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Detective
Story With True Detective, Nic Pizzolatto proved he
was more than just another talented writer
and show-runner. Then he threw out everything that
made the acclaimed HBO series a hit.
As the second season, starring Vince Vaughn,
Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, and Taylor Kitsch, debuts,
RICH COHEN explores the uncompromising
vision behind Pizzolatto’s challenge to his audience,
to his cast—and to himself
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demonstrate the pop-pop of gunplay. He was An assistant quietly placed what looked like a
37 but somehow ageless. He could’ve stepped power drink at his side, the top pre-loosened,
out of a novel by Steinbeck. The writer as cru- then stepped away. When I first met Nic, in
sader, chronicler of love and depravity. His Indiana, I thought he was in my life. I now
shirt was rumpled, his hair mussed, his man- realized I’d been in his life. I was just anoth-
ner that of a man who’d just hiked along the er one of the technicians at ground control,
railroad tracks or rolled out from under a box. watching the rocket make its way from launch-
He is fine-featured, with fierce eyes a little too pad to deep space—corduroy-coat-wearing
small for his face. It gives him the aura of a professor to writers’-room hack to Orson
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mal. When I was a boy and dreamed of litera-
ture, this is how I imagined a writer—a kind of e sat and talked—
outlaw, always ready to fight or go on a spree. about the show and
After a few drinks, you realize the night will its success, writing
culminate with pledges of undying friendship and its rewards, in-
or the two of you on the floor, trying to gouge nocence and sin.
each other’s eyes out. Nic has an over-
Working on a television show is surpris- ripe, slightly highfalutin way of talking that I
hen I first met ingly intimate. You talk and argue and make might attribute to the suddenness of his rise
Nic Pizzolatto, he was teaching creative writing up day after day. Such relationships usually if it were not how he spoke from the begin-
at DePauw, a small liberal-arts college in Indi- end gradually—this one ended abruptly. I ning, which always made him such a pleas-
ana. He was a young professor at work on his won’t go into too much detail, but let’s just antly anachronistic figure. “I wouldn’t say
first novel, seemingly just another member of say Nic slammed his hand on the table, then True Detective is even a show about ideas as
the academic multitude, but there was some- stormed out, vanishing in a cloud of exple- much as it’s a show about intimacies,” he
thing different about him, something edgy and tives. I was on the porch a few minutes later told me. “The forced intimacy of two people
strange you noticed right away. He registered when Nic screeched out of the lot in his beat- sharing a car, the intimacy of connections
as bigger than his moderate size, powerful, er, an angry man in a small car, the interior you don’t get to decide. I write best about
with a wicked grin. He had an old-fashioned filled with his fury. That was in 2012, the day people whose souls are on the line. Whatever
intensity. We spoke for a few minutes, then, a before yesterday. we mean when we use that word. I certainly
few minutes later, I forgot all about it. That was The last time I saw Nic Pizzolatto was just don’t use it in a religious sense. But the es-
in 2008, two days before yesterday. a few months ago, in downtown Los Angeles, sence of who you are—that’s on the line. At
The next time I met Nic Pizzolatto was on the set of the second season of his brilliant its simplest level, everything I’ve ever writ-
in a bungalow in Hollywood. I’d been hired and astonishingly successful HBO crime se- ten about, including this and Season One,
to work in the writers’ room of Magic City, ries, True Detective. I stood outside his trailer is about love. We transpose meaning onto a
the Starz show about Miami Beach in the like a supplicant, surrounded by handlers, possibly meaningless universe because mean-
late 50s and the scene around a hotel much as anxious as a pilgrim. The critical acclaim ing is personal. And that question of meaning
like the Fontainebleau. The show’s creator for his show, its noir-ish mood and cult-like or meaninglessness really becomes a question

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and executive producer, Mitch Glazer, was aura, the way its heroes seemed to shamble of: What do you love? Nothing? Then you’ve

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introducing me to the other writers when after some esoteric, Pynchon-esque truth had got a good shot at a meaningless existence.
a young man in jeans and a leather jacket turned Nic into something more than just an- But if you love something—how do you love
smirked from the couch, saying, “I know other TV writer or show-runner. He’d become within the necessities of life and the roles you
you. We had a serious conversation once, in an auteur, rich with wisdom, packed with an- have to play? I can see that that’s been one
Indiana. We talked about God. Don’t you swers. Stepping out of the trailer, he enfolded of the defining questions of my adult life and
remember?” me in an all-encompassing hug. He was the work: How do you love adequately?”
I spent the ensuing weeks across a table same but different, having joined the upper Nic’s assistant rapped three times; the ac-
from Nic, hashing out plotlines. It gave me a echelon of the upper air, knighted by showbiz. tors were ready. We went to a soundstage, part
chance to study him at close quarters. No one What had been rumpled was now smooth; of which had been made into a dive bar and
was more vehement about character and mo- what had been dirty was now clean. He led part of which had been made into the sort of
tivation than Nic. Now and then, he’d do the me inside, where I watched as he polished basement where beefs are settled. The second
voices or act out a scene, turning his wrist to dialogue for a scene he’d shoot later that day. season of True Detective dispenses with just

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From top: Pizzolatto
and Vince Vaughn
on the set of Season
Two of True
Detective; Vaughn’s
co-stars Rachel
McAdams and Colin
Farrell; Season One
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about everything that made the show a hit: Nic is sitting in a director’s chair before sharp in the way of a curtain coming down.
character, plot, setting. Though Nic pitched a bank of monitors. An executive producer, “That’s not something I am willing to share.”
it this way from the start—each iteration will Scott Stephens, is at his side, but Nic is run- In the writers’ room, I’d argued with Nic
be a new story with new actors—the success ning the show. Vince Vaughn enters—in a suit, about motivation. Simply put, I don’t believe
of Season One makes it all seem a little nuts. tall and dapper. Light on his feet, lithe. Nic in it and he does. I don’t believe that a single
Obsessive fan interest in Season Two be- nods; cameras roll. Frank, a thug who tried event can explain the way a person behaves.
gan immediately after the finale of Season to go straight but feels himself pulled back But in Nic’s conception, every character is
One, last March. Web sites sprang up; pon- in, argues with a Mexican cannonball with driven by a particular engine. Well, maybe
tificators proliferated. Last spring, in what silver teeth. In take after take, the cannonball this was why. Maybe Nic himself is driven by
was probably a throwaway line, Pizzolatto told delivers the same line: “You ain’t that thing some early trauma. Though I never discov-
a reporter that the coming season would be you used to was, Frank.” Then the men fight, ered its nature, it remains a blank spot in his
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occult history of the United States transporta- him with blows, and finally going to work
tion system.” Pressed for details—Nic and his with a drill that just happens to be at hand. izzolatto grew up on the
partners are tightfisted with even the smallest Early in the history of film, when the outskirts of Lake Charles,
plot points—he told me Season Two is con- big-time writers of the day, Fitzgerald most Louisiana, a mean little oil
nected to Season One, but only in the vagu- famously, were offered a role in the movies, city between New Orleans
est way. “It’s very flattering, that ‘#truedetec- they decided to write for the cash, forswear- and Houston. Squeezed by
tiveseason2’ thing people were doing with just ing deeper participation in a medium they the banks of the lake and the
two actors together and stuff,” he said, “but considered second-rate. Perhaps as a result banks of the interstate, this chemical land-
why would I do another buddy-cop show? I of this decision, the author came to be the scape has served as the backdrop for his best
think whatever I had to say about the buddy- forgotten figure in Hollywood, well paid but work. The I-10 corridor, ramshackle towns,
cop genre I said. Do you really just want to disregarded. According to the old joke, “the Pentecostal churches, fishing camps trapped
see two stars riding around in a car talking?” actress was so stupid she slept with the writ- in an eddy of the uneven flow of time. “My
He described the new season as a detec- er.” This situation began to change with the house was near an inlet of Calcasieu Lake
tive story in the manner of Oedipus Rex, in emergence of a new kind of television show that looked out on the refineries, not far
which “the detective is searching and search- and a new kind of auteur—a writer who takes from the intercoastal waterway,” he wrote in
ing and searching, and the culprit is him.” on the role of the big-time director, involved an e-mail. “My mom was a schoolteacher
If you’ve thrown out everything else, why in every aspect, from casting to editing. What until I was six, and my dad was an attorney
even stick with detectives? probably started with David Lynch and Twin in a state overfilled with them.”
“It puts you in everything,” he explained. Peaks, in the early 1990s, continued through His stock is Italian. He descends from a
“That’s why they’re great engines for stories. a run of great shows—The Sopranos, The tough lot. There were few books in the house.
They go everywhere. A detective story is really Wire, Deadwood, Mad Men. Pizzolatto is now Like the rest of us, he was raised by TV. The
just the way you tell a narrative—you start with attempting to take the next evolutionary step. flickering light, the cicadas outside the win-
the ending. At the end, this person is dead. Some part of the success of The Sopranos is dow, the freeway roaring like surf. Saturday
Now I’m going to go back and piece together attributed to James Gandolfini. As some part Night Live. Cheers and Seinfeld. Whatever
the story that led to it… It’s about the final of the success of Mad Men is attributed to was on. On weekends, he played football, his
unknowability of any investigation.” Jon Hamm. As some part of the success of imagination fueled by images. “I was a paint-
When I pushed for specifics—Season Two True Detective is attributed to Matthew Mc- er and a visual artist before I started writing,”
features Vince Vaughn, Colin Farrell, Rachel Conaughey. Credit and power are shared. he told me. “I went to college on a visual-arts
McAdams, and Taylor Kitsch—Nic suggested But by tossing out that first season and begin- scholarship. So I think visually; the sensibil-
I look into the history of Vernon, California, a ning again, Nic has a chance to finally undo ity for me was always married to storytelling.
tiny industrial city a few miles south of down- the early error of Fitzgerald and the rest. If he Even my artwork often implied a narrative.
town Los Angeles. Vernon, which, as of 2013, fails and the show tanks, he’ll be just another It wasn’t Abstract Expressionism—that’s for
had just 114 inhabitants, is home to factories writer with one great big freakish hit. But if he sure. It was heightened realism.”
of the polluting variety, slaughter houses, and succeeds, he will have generated a model in At Louisiana State, he found the canvas
chemical plants. Used as a dodge and a tax which the stars and the stories come and go too confining. His best pictures were like
haven, it’s been controlled by just two fami- but the writer remains as guru and king. stills from films that had never been made.
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came under intense scrutiny, with press and Landscape with Figures ries glimpsed in his art. Action and violence,
prosecutorial interest in public officials who hen I talked to Vince the gun moll, the cheap wisdom—it was all
seemed never to stand for election. “Colin Vaughn, he alluded there from the start. He got a creative-writing
plays a former L.A. County sheriff’s deputy to early difficulties M.F.A. at the University of Arkansas, which
who made a fateful decision in his path that in Pizzolatto’s life: led to teaching, fooling with phrases between
intimately linked him and Frank”—a career After what he over- office hours—the wild young prof who is a
criminal played by Vince Vaughn—“and start- came, you know he’s shade too intense. He took jobs at the Univer-
ed him on a spiral away from the type of man got character. At first, this did not register. I sity of North Carolina and the University of
he was supposed to be,” Nic told me. “At the suppose I thought what Vaughn meant was Chicago, selling stories on the side, small liter-
point we run into him, he’s a detective for this simply childhood in the impoverished South, ary magazines, big literary magazines, The At-
city within L.A. County that’s almost entirely which, to a kid from Lake Forest, Illinois, like lantic Monthly. After publishing a collection in
industrial. He’s indebted to, employed by, and Vaughn, can count as a trauma. But after a few 2006—Between Here and the Yellow Sea—he
somewhat friends with Frank. They get drawn such allusions, I thought to myself, How much began work on a novel. Soon after it was fin-
together because of various collusions around do I really know about Nic? When I asked ished, he had the first of a cascade of epipha-
the murder of this figure, this city manager.” Pizzolatto about it by e-mail, his response was nies: I hate this book! It’s lifeless and nowhere
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and dead. Scribner was ready to publish, but It was Dennis Lehane’s review in The within the network system. You can tell a
Nic killed it. Because screw this and hell no. New York Times that really established Piz- David Milch anything. He absolutely stands
At that moment, he decided to take the life he zolatto. He mentioned it to me, seemingly the test of time. The body of work articulates
wanted rather than settle for the life he had. offhand, soon after we started working to- a vision. He’s managed to make deeply per-
“After I pulled that novel, I had this atti- gether. According to Berkeley professor and sonal things that appeal to a wide audience
tude: I don’t give a fuck if I’m a success or Hebrew scholar Robert Alter, the first words because of this great equalizing medium of
not,” he told me. “What the fuck does that spoken by a figure in the Bible tell you every- television. I always liked the wide spectrum.
even mean? Who cares? I can live under thing. It’s the same with people—straight off, My favorite movies are Seven Samurai and
that goddamned bridge and I’ll be fucking they give you all the information you need to Andrei Rublev. I love Tarkovsky. I love Kuro-
fine. Then my wife got pregnant. When she piece them together. I went right back to my sawa. At the same time, I see a lot of value in
was in her third trimester, I wrote the first hotel and looked up Lehane’s review. Here’s Bad Boys II. And Hooper! Hooper is great. I
draft of Galveston in four weeks. I felt the re- the money shot: “Galveston, in its authentic- got a Burt Reynolds thing.”
sponsibility and stakes in the world I had not ity and fearless humanism, recalls only the Dennis Potter was the true progenitor, Nic
felt previously, [when] I didn’t owe anybody finest examples of the form. Jacques Tour- told me. “He did The Singing Detective and
anything and who gives a shit? But the idea neur’s Out of the Past and David Goodis’s Pennies from Heaven and Lipstick on Your
that I was going to bring somebody into this Down There, Carl Franklin’s One False Move Collar and Karaoke and Cold Lazarus and
world, who didn’t ask to be in this world. I and James Ellroy’s Black Dahlia. It’s an el- Blackeyes, all this great
@vf.com
was at her delivery and she was holding my egy to the broken and never-weres … ” stuff. That was your TV For M O R E on
pinkie when she was being washed up. I re- Of course, artistic approval is not the auteur right there, and True Detective
Season Two, go to
member thinking, You poor kid, of all the same as commercial success. As good as there’s still never been VF.COM/JULY2015.
dad dice you could have rolled, you got me.” it was, the book did not sell. I mean, what any TV like it. The Sing-
Galveston, which was published in 2010, is are we talking about? Four or five thousand ing Detective is not for everybody, but it’s still
the auteur as we still know him—hard-boiled, hardbacks? Not enough readers to fill the the best thing ever done on television. Before
as new as this season and as ancient as Da- loge deck at Wrigley Field. Which led to we had a notion of a show-runner, that’s the
shiell Hammett. It’s the story of Roy Cady, Nic’s second epiphany: if you want the big guy who wrote a different mini-series every
a torpedo on the run from the Mob, “a bad audience, you have to go where the people couple years. That was somebody making art
man who tries to go from being a soldier to live, which is in front of the TV. Nic had fall- as ambitious as any art being done but using
being a shepherd and suddenly has mean- en under the spell of a new kind of show by this popular fallen medium of TV.”
ing thrust into his life by virtue of two female then, the cable epic that unfolds in chapters.

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presences,” Nic said. “Its main character has TV was experiencing a renaissance. Florence The Writers’ Room
the same initials as the main character in True in the 1500s. They were building cupolas n the months that followed the
Detective.” and domes. “The Sopranos was the first shot publication of Galveston, Nic
Like True Detective, Galveston is as much across the bow,” he told me. “Deadwood was like a man walking around
about place as people. If it were a painting, and The Wire continued that upper trend and around a building he loved,
he’d call it Landscape with Figures. In Amer- of layered, textured, ambitious, character- the building of big-time showbiz,
ica, fate has always been determined by ter- driven, adult storytelling.” searching for a way in. He finally
rain, the first explorers overwhelmed by the In this world, David Milch, who wrote for found his open window in 2010, when
mountains and rivers. “The descriptions in Hill Street Blues and co-created NYPD Blue producer Jean Doumanian optioned his
Galveston are what we filmed in True Detec- before creating Deadwood, is the master. novel and hired him to write. “Scriptwrit-
tive,” Nic told me. “That’s one of the rea- TV writers speak of him as Shiites speak of ing came easily,” Nic said. “I found it lib-
sons I consider the works so connected. The the Hidden Imam, a storied figure who will erating because of its constraints. [With a
[characters] inhabit a poisoned dystopia. It’s set the world back on its axis at the end- novel] you’re staring at this infinity of pos-
literally toxic… These stories take place in time. “For me, it has nothing to do with the sibilities; even though you take a point of
areas where the revelation has already hap- culture of personality,” Nic said. “He’s a view, you can describe anything you want,
pened. The apocalypse has come and gone, big deal because of the work. Long before be as discursive as you want. Drama brings
and no one’s quite woken up to that fact.” Deadwood, he was producing excellent work everything down to C O N T I N U E D O N P A G E 1 0 7
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Alicia Silverstone as
Cher, Brittany
Murphy as Tai, and
Stacey Dash as
Dionne. When she
learned she
had gotten the part,
Dash says, she
jumped for joy in
the street: “I almost
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Writer-director Amy Heckerling knew that her coming-of-age comedy was


its heroine, a shopaholic Beverly Hills teenager with some Jane
adaptation from her new book, an oral history of Clueless, neither the movie’s
expected it to be the sleeper hit of 1995, much less a fashion template
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Austen DNA. But, as JEN CHANEY makes clear in an
young soon-to-be stars nor the Hollywood veterans who cast them
and a cultural touchstone for generations to come
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film heavily to its Real World–addicted Gen rative structures and themes into something
X and Y audience. Media buzz about the more modern? That has been everywhere
breakout potential of Alicia Silverstone—then post-Clueless, from Austenland to Web series
best known for her appearances in a trio of such as The Lizzie Bennet Diaries and Emma
Aerosmith videos and the thriller The Crush— Approved. The influence of the film can be
also started to build well before the film’s seen in the pop-cultural creations of some
release. But in Hollywood, even a gorgeous, high-profile influencers of today’s girls and
on-the-rise young starlet and a director with young women, including Katy Perry, Lena
a track record for making profitable hits (see Dunham, Tavi Gevinson, Mindy Kaling, and
Heckerling’s Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Iggy Azalea, just for starters.
European Vacation, and the Look Who’s Talk- Clueless, then, isn’t merely a touchstone
ing films) do not guarantee success. for the 90s generation. It’s a teen movie that
Then Clueless made its debut, on July 19, continues to be passed from one generation
1995, and became the No. 1 movie in the to the next and is just timeless enough for
country that day. The weekend of July 21–23, every generation to think it’s speaking di-
it generated $10.6 million and immediately rectly to them.
was branded as one of the summer’s most So, how did it all happen?
unexpected triumphs. The movie went on to

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earn $56.6 million in the U.S. and Canada How Clueless Got off the Ground
(a figure that the movie data-tracking site Box n 1993, Heckerling began developing
Office Mojo equates to $105.7 million in con- a TV show for Fox that focused on
n mid-July of temporary, inflated dollars). That’s a nice re- the popular kids at a California high
1995—when American culture was fixated turn for a film whose production budget was school, including a central female
on such matters as O. J. Simpson’s ill-fitting $12 to $13 million. character fueled by relentless reserves
glove—the fact that a modestly budgeted teen More important, Clueless touched a chord of optimism. At that point, the proj-
movie called Clueless was about to arrive in in the culture that was clearly primed and ect was called No Worries, one of several
theaters, become a major box-office hit, cata- ready to be struck. Pre-teen and teen girls names used (I Was a Teenage Teenager was
pult the careers of its stars, influence fashion raced to malls in search of plaid skirts and another) before Clueless got its official title.
for two decades, and become a permanent knee-high socks. Almost immediately, Para- Given Heckerling’s established skill and suc-
cultural touchstone for multiple generations mount began working with Heckerling to cess with coming-of-age comedy, it seems as if
… well, let’s just say it was something most develop a TV adaptation. Within a year, the No Worries should have easily come together.
people couldn’t have predicted at the time. movie’s soundtrack would sell enough cop- But that wasn’t the case.
Executives at Paramount Pictures—the ies to be certified gold, and would eventually In its formative stages, the project eventual-
studio that took on the film after others had reach platinum status. The success of Clueless ly known as Clueless went from potential Fox
passed on the project—had great confidence also would defibrillate the barely breathing TV show to potential Fox feature film, and
in writer-director Amy Heckerling’s comedy high-school movie genre, resulting in a flood then—for a short but frustrating period before
about a shopaholic Beverly Hills teenager with of teen movies in the late 90s and early 00s. landing at Paramount—almost didn’t happen
a few Jane Austen DNA molecules in her ge- What’s even more remarkable is that, 20 at all. Its path to the big screen is a tale about
netic code. Sherry Lansing, then the head of years later, Clueless is still as omnipresent in a filmmaker inventing a very positive charac-
the studio, liked it so much that after screening American culture as it was back then. Thanks ter, then dealing with frustration and rejection,
it she didn’t have a single story note. to its presence on cable, DVD, and streaming but ultimately finding the support to make
It’s not as if Clueless had been flying entire- services such as Netflix and Amazon Instant her movie by staying true to her vision.
ly below the public’s radar. The comedy ben- Video, Clueless is still watched on a regular ba-
efited from some serious promotional juice sis by longtime fans as well as young people Amy Heckerling, writer-director: I remember
courtesy of MTV, which, like Paramount, was discovering the film for the first time. Tributes reading Emma and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
part of the Viacom family and pitched the to the movie—in the form of Twitter accounts Those characters: what I gravitated to was
and Buzzfeed listicles—are ubiquitous in the how positive they could be.
Adapted from As If!: The Oral History of digital sphere. Fashion designers and labels Twink Caplan, Miss Geist and associate pro-
Clueless, as Told by Amy Heckerling, the Cast, continue to riff on the costumes created for ducer of Clueless: After Look Who’s Talk-
and the Crew, by Jen Chaney, to be published
next month by Touchstone, a division of Simon the film by Mona May. ing, Look Who’s Talking, Too, and a couple
& Schuster, Inc.; © 2015 by the author. The idea of molding Jane Austen’s nar- TV shows that we tried to do [together],

“IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I’D SEEN

ANGELINA JOLIE....
BUT SHE WAS TOO KNOWING
FOR WHAT WAS NEEDED FOR CLUELESS.”
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When Cher insists
that her life
has direction, Josh
replies, “Yeah,
towards the mall.”
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Makeup supervisor
Alan Friedman took Polaroids
of the various looks of
the principal actors and extras
throughout the shoot,
including (1, 2) Silverstone,
(3) Justin Walker, (4) Twink
Caplan, (5) Dash, (6) Murphy,
(7) Elisa Donovan,
(8) Wallace Shawn, (9) Donald
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WHEN PAUL RUDD READ THE
SCRIPT, HE THOUGHT “MURRAY WAS KIND
OF A WHITE GUY WANTING
TO BE BLACK.”
Amy came up with this idea of Clueless, that script], his notes were pretty much what cia. [But] Fox … wanted me to explore all the
was a takeoff of Emma. brought it back to the way it was [originally]. [options]… I saw Alicia Witt, the redhead-
Amy Heckerling: Sometimes you’re working Ken Stovitz: Rejection can either be the thing ed [actress]. And who else? Tiffani Thiessen.
on things and you think, Oh, I have to write that kills you or the thing that inspires you to The one that—she was in that show and she
this, or I’d better look at my notes. And just say, “I’m not going to take no for an an- cut her hair and everybody was mad? Keri
other times you just want to. That was how swer.” We chose to do the latter. We chose Russell, yes. Then they go, “You’ve got to see
I felt writing Cher. I just wanted to be in that to say, “We know we’ve got something good the girl in [Flesh and Bone].” I never got to
world, and in her mind-set. All of [the main here. We’re not going to take no.” see her. I guess she was off on other things.
Clueless characters] were in [the original TV That turned out to be Gwyneth Paltrow.

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show]. [Eventually] the TV people put it in The Fox Sessions Carrie Frazier: It was the first time I’d seen
turnaround. That’s when Ken Stovitz be- nce Fox had decided that Angelina Jolie… But she was too knowing
came my agent, and I showed him that pilot, Clueless should be a theatri- for what was needed for Clueless. Angelina
and he was like, “This is a movie.” cal feature rather than a TV never came in [to audition] for the project.
Ken Stovitz, Amy Heckerling’s agent: When show, casting got under way. I was just looking at her tape. I remember
you get into business with someone, you an agent pitching her, and I’m going, “No,
find out what really is the home run, dream Carrie Frazier, Clueless no, no, this is exactly the opposite of what I
come true. And early on she told me about casting director at Fox: I brought in Alicia Sil- need for this.” Later on, when I started head-
this project. So I said, All right—if I can do verstone—I sent Amy a videotape of a young ing up the casting department for HBO, and
anything for her, I’m going to do what I can actress [who] I felt was really terrific. I got the script for Gia, I said, “I’ve got the
to get this made. Amy Heckerling: I was watching an Aero- girl.” That was Angelina.
Amy Heckerling: Then Fox movies bought smith video of “Cryin’.” That was the first Amy Heckerling: I met with Reese [Wither-
it from Fox TV… During the development video she was in. And I just fell in love with spoon] because everyone said, “This girl’s
there was a concern that it was too much about her. Then my friend Carrie Frazier said, amazing. She’s going to be huge.”
one female, and that I should make Josh a big- “You have to see this girl in The Crush.” Carrie Frazier: I had [Amy] meet Reese over
ger part, and he should be living next door, and And I was like, “No, I want the Aerosmith at the Four Seasons hotel in Los Angeles, on
his mother [should be] in love with her father. girl.” Well, it was the same girl. Doheny, in the bar.
[Josh and Cher] weren’t ex-stepbrother and ex- Carrie Frazier: That is exactly what hap- Amy Heckerling: I saw some movie where
stepsister. They thought that was incestuous. pened—totally. she had a southern accent. Maybe it was on
Twink Caplan: So we went into turnaround. Amy Heckerling: [Alicia] came in with her TV, a movie of the week. But I did see some
And we started working out of Amy’s house, manager at the time. She was like 17, and scenes of hers and went: Wow. She’s amaz-
actually. she was just so adorable and sweet and real- ing. But Alicia is Cher.
Ken Stovitz: We couldn’t get it going. What ly innocent. Carrie Frazier: So much of casting is about
we submitted was the screenplay and [one Alicia Silverstone, Cher: I remember when I catching the actor or actress at the right time
of] the [Aerosmith] music videos [with Alicia read the script the first time, thinking, Oh, in their life. And even though you end up go-
Silverstone]. I told everyone it was a $13 mil- she’s so materialistic—that I was judging ing, “So-and-so can do the role,” there was
lion movie. I gave them the budget; I gave [Cher] instead of being delighted by her. I re- something about Alicia that was a little bit
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them Amy’s track record… We got rejected member thinking, This is so funny and I’m younger and a little bit more naïve in a way
so many times it was a joke. not funny. But once I was playing her—I just that we felt was really the right girl.
Adam Schroeder, Clueless co-producer and then had so much fun being her. I brought in [Brittany] Murphy. She was
president of Scott Rudin Productions: Teen mov- I loved how seriously she took everything. just so similar, again, to the character. She
ies were just not happening. It was almost like That’s essentially how I played it… I felt like was really sweet. Who else did I bring in that
a relic of the John Hughes movies in the 80s. that was [who] Cher was. She was so sincere ended up in the movie?
Amy Heckerling: Everybody passed on it. and so serious. And that’s what I think makes Amy Heckerling: Ben Affleck told me [later
Then Scott Rudin liked the script. That her so ridiculous and lovely all the time. that] he read. But I don’t remember that. He
stamp of approval was enough for the town. Carrie Frazier: After Alicia did [the] screen might have read for a casting director.
Barry Berg, co-producer and unit production test, as I remember, it went to Fox and they Carrie Frazier: I brought in Ben Affleck,
manager: Just having [Scott’s] name on the were kind of like, “Oh, she’s O.K.” You for the role of Josh. I thought he would be
film meant so much to so many. It became know, it wasn’t like “Oh my God, this girl’s fabulous for it. I was really trying to get Ben
an important film the moment he signed on fabulous.” I was like, “This is the girl! If you Affleck the part.
to produce it. don’t grab her, you’re nuts.” Then, when I got the call that it was go-
Amy Heckerling: When Scott read [the Amy Heckerling: I had my heart set on Ali- ing over to Paramount, they wanted to have
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(1) The cast around director Amy Heckerling (front, left). (2) Cher, Dionne, and Amber
in the tennis-court scene, in which Dionne says, memorably, “Well, there goes
your social life” (of all of Dash’s lines, her favorite). (3) Actor Breckin Meyer with Silverstone
and Murphy during a break from shooting the Val-party scene. (4) Friedman observes
Silverstone as she shoots the scene in which Cher prepares for the “brutally hot” Christian
to come over and watch “Sporadicus.” (5) Heckerling on the set.

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me work on it for no money… And I said I it to feel not natural when they ended up I remember I said, “Well, you know: if it’s
wouldn’t do that—they’d have to pay me, and together. There was the whole stepbrother supposed to work out, it’ll work out.”
they said, “Oh, well, we really can’t do that.” thing, even though they weren’t related at all, Marcia Ross: We kept seeing more people
I was heartbroken about that on every level. so we really wanted to be careful and cast and [were] not sure we had it…
that perfect person. We read a lot of actors. I’m fairly sure Zach Braff read for Josh.

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On to Paramount Twink Caplan: Amy and I loved [Paul] right I had hired a casting director in Chicago to
hen Clueless eventu- off. He hadn’t done that much, but he was put people on tape for the role while I was
ally landed in the cute and he was sweet. He reminded me of still searching for an actor to play the role.
hands of producer George Peppard. Not in his acting, but the He was going to [Northwestern] at the time.
Scott Rudin and nose. He was very engaging. My note was that he was good.
Paramount Pictures, Adam Schroeder: We tested him, and we We screen-tested several guys with [Ali-
Frazier was off the knew he was very, very top-of-the-list. cia] on film, and she and Paul—he really was
project, and Marcia Ross was brought on as Paul Rudd: I knew that they must have been good with her. From the minute he came
the new casting director. With Ross, a new kind of interested, because they had me back in to the minute he got the part—and it was
set of producers—including Rudin, Adam a few times. Honestly, what I remember when such a long journey, really, that one in par-
Schroeder, Robert Lawrence, and Barry I was auditioning and meeting Amy for the ticular—there was always this sort of harking
Berg—and Heckerling, Caplan, and Para- first time is making some joke about Shake- back to: remember Paul? I can’t explain it to
mount executives all now at the decision- speare preparing something from a mono- you. He never went out of consciousness.
making table, the second attempt to cast logue. I’m sure it was not a very good joke or Paul Rudd: I don’t remember the actual call say-
Clueless began in the fall of 1994. anything. But I remember she really laughed ing I got the part… I wasn’t sure about [Hallow-
Amy Heckerling: [Casting Josh] was the hard- at it. Almost more than anything else, I re- een]. But Clueless: no, I wanted to do that one.
est. I had a vision in my head and it wasn’t member, in talking with Amy in the auditions, Donald Faison, Murray: I met Paul [during au-
jelling with people out there. When I’m I was like: Oh, she’s cool. I click with her. ditions]. I met Breckin Meyer; I’d seen him
writing, I usually have little pictures of what Marcia Ross: We had him on hold for a long in [Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare] or
I imagine the guy looking like. And I had time, but they weren’t really ready to decide. some shit like that. I thought that was really
the Beastie Boy: Adam Horovitz. There was Then … finally, they decided—they cut him freakin’ cool.
something smart and funny about him. loose actually. And it was hard. They really Adam Schroeder: You know, it was also
Marcia Ross, Clueless casting director: Be- liked him, but they just couldn’t commit to it, funny when Breckin Meyer and Seth Green
cause I was always reading actors, I knew a and he was offered another movie. He took came in, and it was down to the two of them
lot of young actors, and I was able to come this Halloween movie. I remember he cut his for Travis. And it turned out they were best
up with a bunch of thoughts for parts and hair for that. friends… But I’m sure each wanted the part.
sort of come in with ideas and show her. Paul Rudd: That Halloween movie was my first Then one of the top contenders for Tai
Paul Rudd was one of those people. movie, which I wasn’t so sure I wanted to do. was an actress named Alanna Ubach. Alan-
Paul Rudd, Josh: When I auditioned for it, I had a manager at the time who was like, na was Seth Green’s girlfriend [at the time].
I had also asked to read for other parts [in- “You should do this.” And then I remember So there was a version of Seth Green and
cluding Christian and Murray]. I got Clueless, and he’s like, “You shouldn’t his girlfriend playing Tai and Travis at one
I thought Murray was kind of a white guy do this.” That’s how good that manager was. point. But obviously they cast Breckin and
wanting to be black. I didn’t realize he was I remember really vividly where I was, just Brittany, and we were so happy…
actually black. Also I thought: I haven’t seen kind of walking down the street, and I was Brittany [Murphy] came in, and she was
that character before, the white guy who’s like, “Man. I don’t know. Why don’t I just cut such a standout. She naturally had a funny
trying to co-opt black culture. But, well: that off all my hair?” And I just walked into a bar- spirit. Which was great, because Alicia had
character is actually going to be African- ber shop and they just buzzed my head. Then, a different kind of comic spirit. She had a
American. Oh, O.K. I want to say a week later or something, I was much more sardonic thing. And the chemis-
I think I read for Elton as well. But Amy in a restaurant and Amy Heckerling was there. try between the two of them was really lovely.
said, “What do you think of Josh? Do you Amy Heckerling: I went, “What the fuck did Amy Heckerling: When I met Brittany, I was
want to read for that?” So I did. you do?” He said, “I didn’t think I had the like: I love her. I want to take care of her.
Amy Heckerling: I remember I saw Paul, and part.” I said, “Oh my God, hardly any time She was just so bouncy and giggly and
I really liked him. There were still more peo- went by—I didn’t finish seeing everybody. just so young. I mean, when you saw her,
ple to be seen [though]. Yeah, I want you. You cut your hair?” you just smiled.
Adam Schroeder: He needed to be older, and Paul Rudd: I was weirdly cavalier about it. Twink Caplan: Right away Amy knew she
[Alicia] was young, but we didn’t ever want In a way, it wasn’t really on my radar. And surely had the part.

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AUDITION,” SAYS SILVERSTONE. “IT WAS
JUST LIKE: OH MY GOD.
STOP THE PRESS.”
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Adam Schroeder: It was the second time she made me feel so at ease, and so did Amy … kid-like energy. And Dave [had] a very cyni-
was coming in, and we were doing the mix- she made everything just about having fun. cal, grown-up, funny, comic kind of thing
ing and matching. We had her stay in the Amy Heckerling: In my brain, Dionne was like that I felt was maybe a little too edgy.
casting with us and Alicia… She never had royalty. I wanted someone that felt like they were Adam Schroeder: Donnie Faison came in
been involved in that end of it. I remember part of a royal family in some country some- and became one of our favorites for Mur-
there was just a joy. Everything was very where. So they weren’t acting snotty—they were ray. Terrence Howard
exciting to her, and it was fun to be around just in a different realm. [Stacey] had that. She also was one of the top @vf.com
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When she came in, it was just like: Oh my Stacey Dash: I went back and read with Ter- I’ve known Terrence since … I was nine—
God. Stop the press. This is the girl. rence Howard and Donald Faison, [who were you know what I mean?
Stacey Dash, Dionne: I actually didn’t get auditioning] to play Murray. And of course Right before I went to Los Angeles, I don’t
the whole script at first. I just got the sides Donald got the role. And then that was it. know what happened. They wanted me is
[an excerpt from the script]. I went in, and Amy Heckerling: I do remember that I saw what I was told. He was like, “Yeah, go get it,
I mean, just from the sides, I knew it was Mel Brooks’s movie [Robin Hood: Men in man. Go do your thing.” But he never told
mine. So I went in. I nailed it. They called Tights]. And I loved Dave Chappelle. I met me [earlier] that he was up for the role. I didn’t
me back in, again, to read with Alicia. We with him in New York. find out he was up for the role until after my
had great chemistry. So that was in the bag. Donald Faison: I didn’t [know that Chappelle final audition in New York, when I was about
As soon as I met [Alicia], she was as was considered for Murray]. That would have to go to L.A.
sweet as can be. Of course, I was nervous been awesome, too. I remember when they called me and told
because it’s an audition process. But she just Amy Heckerling: Donald had a much more me I got the part, and me telling all my friends

AN ORAL HISTORY of SELECTED


CLUELESS TERMS
By A M Y H E C K E R L I N G
As told to J E N C H A N E Y

Amy Heckerling’s Clueless screenplay pulled off a rhetorical magic trick: it captured the way 1990s kids talked
while also telling them how they were going to sound before they even knew it

“AS IF” “AUDI” “BUGGIN’” “KEEPING IT “WAY HARSH” “WHATEVER”


AS IN REAL” PREFERABLY WITH
I had done a pilot “Audi” … where did “TOTALLY BUGGIN’” Using “way” as a W HAND GESTURE
with my friend Meredith I hear that? That must I think “I’m keeping it qualifier—like “very.”
Scott Lynn [an actress]. have been from “Buggin’ ” was around; real” was in the script. That’s the other one you I remember that there
She was in New York [students at] school. “totally” has (Donald Faison kind of have to was a lot of this
when I was writing Ë DEFINITION: The been since the 80s. disagrees: No, that’s not have a lot of in your [Heckerling makes the
[Clueless], and we’d hang phrase also appears in Ë DEFINITION: It’s true. It was not in back pocket. traditional W sign]. Then
out and do stuff [with her U.C.L.A. Slang 2, just another way the script. I put that in the “Harsh” was just “harsh.” sometimes we’d both
gay best friend, Andrew]. the 1993 edition of the of saying “freaking out.” script. Some kid in my That wasn’t like hold our hands up like
I think a lot of [sayings] university’s slang Ë USE IT IN A neighborhood said, “Just a new word. this—[Heckerling makes
come from the gay dictionary. There it is CLUELESS SENTENCE: keep it real. Just Ë DEFINITION: Pretty a bigger W sign, with
community and then get defined under Cher, describing make sure you keep it self-explanatory, all fingers outstretched]—
spread to kids and then to “be Audi / be Audi her father’s 50th- real.” And I was like, but it’s another way because we’d
the general public. 5000 / be 5000: birthday party and Oh, that’s what the kids of saying make a big “whatever.”
Ë DEFINITION: It’s v. to be leaving making a pro- are saying now. “extremely hurtful.” Ë DEFINITION: You
the Cher Horowitz way immediately. I’m Audi.” immigration argument: Heckerling replies: It Ë USE IT IN A think this requires an
of saying, “No way!” The reference, obviously, “People came that, might have been CLUELESS SENTENCE: explanation? Whatever.
Ë USE IT IN A is to the car, which like, did not R.S.V.P. [Donald]. It could easily Cher, after Tai calls Ë USE IT IN A
CLUELESS SENTENCE: sounds like “outie.” So I was, like, have been.) her a virgin who CLUELESS SENTENCE:
I LL UST RAT I ON S BY S A M I S L A ND

Cher, pushing away an Ë USE IT IN A totally buggin’.” Ë USE IT IN A can’t drive: “That was Amber to Cher, after
amorous high-school boy CLUELESS SENTENCE: CLUELESS SENTENCE: way harsh, Tai.” Cher makes a flimsy
that she would never Both Cher and Tai exit Murray himself debate point about the
date: “Ew, get off of me! scenes by announcing, just did. Because he still Haitians: “Whatever.”
Ugh—as if!” “I’m Audi.” keeps it real.

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that I was going to be kissing Stacey Dash, and phone call to come in and read for this film, would have had to do that. I don’t think I was
them chasing me around the complex that I and I was given the choice to read for Josh or brought into the process. She was certainly not
lived in. for Christian, and when I looked at the mate- keeping me posted—she probably did all that
Stacey Dash: I was crossing the street [in L.A.]. rial, the way the rhythm, the vocabulary, and and then said, “Come play the part.”
I’ll never forget it. I got the phone call that I got everything else about the part [of] Christian— Nicole Bilderback, Summer: When you’re
the job, and I almost got hit by a car. I was just it was a no-doubter. reading the script, when you see dialogue on
jumping up and down in the middle of the Marcia Ross: He read for me in the morning paper, you think, Oh, O.K. This is fun. But
street, screaming because I was so excited. for Josh, when I was in New York. I had Amy back then, before the movie was released,
Marcia Ross: What often would happen in the in the afternoon for callbacks, so it was a short when you read lines like “What-ever,” you’re
sessions is [Amy] might like somebody, but period of time. I gave him the sides. I said, like, O.K., what is this?
then she wanted to see them again for another “When you come back this afternoon, I don’t I actually read for two parts: I read for Sum-
role. So somebody I remember, like Jeremy want you to read Josh. I want you to read mer and for Heather, and they liked me for
Sisto, might have read easily for three roles. Christian. Can you prepare it?” And he came both, but they ended up casting me as Summer.
Jeremy Sisto, Elton: I could have read for a and he did it and that was it. The girl who ended up getting the role of
couple of different characters, and then I decid- Twink Caplan: It was this unique part that Heather may have been in the waiting room
ed to read for Elton because I thought he was somebody had to be so many things and had [when I auditioned].
funny. It just seemed like more fun to do the to have a little bit of a foot in another era. And Susan Mohun, Heather: I had a few different
more extreme character—like the worst of these were young kids. I don’t think they real- auditions, and I don’t think I’m supposed to
the bunch, as opposed to the romantic guy. ly related that much to Frank Sinatra. … We name names, but my final audition was with
Marcia Ross: He read for Josh and Elton that couldn’t find it and then we finally found the Paul Rudd and a famous actress’s daughter
same day, and [Amy] said, “No, he’s an Elton.” guy to do it. And he was very sexy. who seemed to be very good friends with
Amy Heckerling: Well, that voice is very dis- Justin Walker: I will never forget—I was man- Amy Heckerling. I had a 104 fever and had
tinctive. It felt very entitled. I felt like that would aging a bar called the Overtime Bar and Grill gone in the hospital, but decided I was just go-
go better with Elton than with a more insecure, [in N.Y.C.], right next to Madison Square Gar- ing to go for the heck of it to the final audi-
angry-at-the-world kind of person [like Josh]. den, basically. I was speaking to my agent on a tion. I was sure that I wasn’t going to get it
Adam Schroeder: I really loved Sarah Mi- pay phone—a pay phone, mind you! And she because I was really sick, and this other girl,
chelle Gellar, who was on All My Children at told me that I got it, and I dropped the phone who looked exactly like her very famous moth-
the time. She played Erica Kane’s daughter, and started sprinting south on Eighth Avenue. er, seemed to have it in the bag. So that was a
and she was just kind of wicked, beautiful. I Amy Heckerling: I wanted somebody [for surprise to get the role—and very exciting.
showed Amy tapes of her. We ended up offer- Mel, Cher’s dad and Josh’s ex-stepdad] that I didn’t realize, obviously, that 20 years
ing her the part of Amber. There became a big would feel like the normal parts for [him] to later we’d be talking about it.
negotiation for All My Children to let her out. It play would be a hit man. And I loved Jerry Paul Rudd: After the table read we all went
was just for a couple of weeks, and they abso- Orbach in Prince of the City. And I also and got a bite to eat. We went to a place
lutely stuck their feet in [and] wouldn’t let her. loved Harvey Keitel. I wanted it to be some- not far, around the corner, that I used to go
Elisa Donovan, Amber: I had no idea about body that could be really scary, and anybody to, which was kind of a bar. They probably
Sarah being a front-runner for the role of Am- else would be [frightened] of him, except should not have let some of those kids in. I
ber. I do remember reading all of the smaller Cher. It would never occur to her that he was do remember all of us sitting around saying,
female roles for Marcia. being anything but funny. “How cool is it that we’re all going to do a
Adam Schroeder: [Elisa] was really funny, Marcia Ross: Jerry Orbach—we made an of- movie about kids our own age?” And hav-
really beautiful. I remember she reminded us fer to him. I remember [Amy] really loved and ing that conversation about the John Hughes
of Ann-Margret. It’s an old-school reference, wanted [him] to play Mel, and he couldn’t get movies to our generation. It had been a while
but she had that kind of sexy, ginger beauty. off his [TV] show. since there was one of [those]—“How cool
She got the wit and cynicism of Amber. You Amy Heckerling: Jerry Orbach—the dates would it be if this thing had legs?”
want her to be one of those characters you love wouldn’t work. Harvey Keitel we couldn’t af- Then it kind of did.
to hate. But you don’t really hate her. ford. And then … my friend told me about
Marcia Ross: The Justin Walker part is a great Dan Hedaya. The Critical and Box-Office
story because we were really having a tough Dan Hedaya, Mel: I didn’t audition for it. Success of Clueless
time casting. You had to find a person who kind
of was gorgeous that she could have the crush
on, but you didn’t want: “Oh yeah, he’s gay.”
Scott Rudin was the producer, and I just was
offered this job. I know I liked it. I especially
liked the relationship [between Mel and Cher].
D uring its opening weekend, in July 1995,
the film played in 1,653 theaters across
America and quickly proved that Paramount
He had to be different than the other guys. I’m an uncle to quite a number of nephews Pictures had a sleeper hit on its hands.
Amy Heckerling: That guy had to be cute and nieces, and I don’t have my own children. After that first weekend, Clueless would go
[and] had to be in a different time period from But I’ve been close to children my whole life. I on to earn $56.6 million. It was, without ques-
everybody else. He had to have his own style. liked how it was written and how the character tion, a game changer for every single person
He had to be reminiscent of another kind of was written. The tough love. who worked on it, both on-camera and off.
50s, 60s kind of thing. Amy Heckerling: I wrote [Mr. Hall] for [Wally For members of the cast and crew, the film
Adam Schroeder: Jamie Walters. He came in Shawn]. I know that we auditioned people be- placed a noteworthy credit on their résumés
[to read] for Christian. cause we had to. I was not allowed to just say, and, often, swung open the doors to oppor-
Amy Heckerling: I remember thinking he had “This person’s doing this and that’s it.” tunities in Hollywood that they could not ac-
an interesting look. Wallace Shawn, Mr. Hall: That is Hollywood. cess before. When a film becomes a hit and,
Justin Walker, Christian: This thing for me The director is far from being the sole decision- as Clueless did, a cultural phenomenon, the
was like pulled out of nowhere. My career was maker. Even if she’s also the writer, she’s not actors and artists behind it quickly realize that
really kind of floundering. I was in between the financial backer, so … I think you have to their association with it will attract a lot of at-
agents; I was working with somebody on a cooperate with a lot of other people. If all the tention. What those same actors and artists
freelance basis; I was between apartments; Paramount executives had said, “We don’t like couldn’t possibly have known in 1995 is that
I was sleeping on someone’s couch. I got a him and we want you to use so-and-so,” she 20 years later attention would still be paid. 
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“I feel like he’s been the closest to us and
Caitlyn
ON THE COVER
the best parent when he’s been moving toward
his true identity,” said Cassandra.
As part of the transition, Jenner started Caitlyn Jenner’s
hair by Oribe. Makeup
hosting intermittent and small gatherings by Mark Carrasquillo.
called “girls’ nights,” casual occasions with Manicure by Deborah
wine and food in which Jenner could dress as Lippmann. Set design
by Mary Howard
desired and feel natural and comfortable in Studio. Styled by Jessica
the presence of women. It was at a girls’ night Diehl. Photographed
that Cassandra met Caitlyn for the first time. exclusively for V.F.
by Annie Leibovitz
“I was just nervous that I wouldn’t make her at Jenner’s home, in Malibu, California.
feel comfortable,” Cassandra said. “I was For details, go to VF.com/credits.
worried I wouldn’t say the right things or act
the right way or seem relaxed.” But almost
C O N T I N U E D F R O M P A G E 6 9 published be- all of it melted away when she got there. “We the meeting. “Oh my God, we’re diving into the
cause it would “destroy lives.” The pleas were talked more than we ever have. We could just lion’s den—they’re gonna make a show about
unsuccessful. The item appeared online. Pac- be girls together.” the Jenners versus the Kardashians.”
ing the hallway of his rented home in Malibu Brandon Jenner wants his father to know
that night after publication, he contemplated It’s Her World Now this is simply the kind of disagreement that
suicide with a gun he kept in the house. He
decided not to go through with it. But he also
realized that, with the story now out there,
F or the Jenner children the issue of the
transition has become a non-issue. They
all still see their dad as their dad regardless
happens in families. He wants his dad to
know he loves and admires her, as do all the
Jenner children, just as he hopes that his fa-
he was going to have to tell his children. He of any gender label. Brandon said he was a ther’s love will not become conditional, as it
also knew he would now need a strategy for little taken aback when he saw Caitlyn for the has been in the past.
eventually going public with his transition. The first time after surgery and she pulled her top “This is the fourth quarter of [her] life.
TMZ disclosure had robbed him of any right up to reveal her new breasts. “Whoa, I’m still But within our relationship this is the first
to his own timeline. your son,” he gently reminded her. But the quarter, the relationship that [she] has with
He told each of his children individually, moment easily passed. After so many years the kids. Regardless of the show and all that
starting with Brandon, whose reaction was of non-contact and hurt, one of the most stuff, there will be a fourth quarter of the re-
unequivocal: “I’ve never been more proud of stirring parts of the transition has been the lationship. And I envision the fourth quarter
you than I am at this moment.” The rest of the renewal of the relationship of the Jenner chil- as having a 15- or 16-year-old daughter who
Jenner children reacted much the same way. dren with their father. knows her grandparent as ‘Mapa’ or whatev-
They were already aware of their father’s iden- Except that disagreement over the up- er Dad wants to be, and loves that grandpar-
tity as a woman. Their mother had told Burt coming E! docu-series has posed yet another ent for who she is.”
and Cassandra roughly 20 years earlier, when hurdle. The children believe that with the right E!’s head of programming, Jeff Olde,
they were 13 and 11. Brandon had assumed producers the show could be wonderful on hopes the children will decide to participate
it because of the obvious physical changes. multiple levels, including elevating public con- once they see the quality and tone of the
Brody was not told by his mother until he was sciousness of the issues surrounding the trans- show. He respects their decision and knows
29. “As soon as I heard it, it was almost a re- gender community, much the way the Sawyer it is “coming from a place of pure love.” He
lief. Because it just made a lot of sense grow- interview did. also said this will be a quality show with a
ing up,” Brody told me. “Reasons and things The docu-series will be produced by Bunim/ totally different feel from other E! offerings.
like why he wasn’t there. Not around. I finally Murray, the company responsible for such “It’s not at all a Kardashian spin-off… We
realized he had his own issues he was dealing shows as The Real World, The Simple Life, will not resort to spectacle. That doesn’t mean
with at that time.” Bad Girls Club, and, of course, Keeping Up we can’t have fun with it.”
About a year ago, Brandon and Brody got with the Kardashians. Bunim/Murray is cred- “We all love ratings,” Olde said, “but we
a sobering glimpse of their father’s life when ited with inventing reality television: nobody understand the power and responsibility to
they went over to the Malibu rental house to does it better. But this is not your typical re- be able to share this story.” Olde, who is gay
surf. As they put on their wetsuits early in the ality show. Their father’s adamant decision to and married, said he and his husband have
morning, they saw that lights were on inside. use some of the same producers and much been in the trenches for almost 20 years
Brandon went over to say hello, then quickly of the same crew who have produced the fighting for equal rights. “This is so far be-
came back and told his brother they needed Kardashian episodes for 10 seasons only en- yond television, on a personal level. If I get
to leave immediately because he had just seen hanced their concern that the show would de- one thing right in my professional career, it
their father at the computer in a gown and volve into maximum mayhem and minimum will be this.”
earrings. Because they knew their father iden- social awareness. The children said they were Jeff Jenkins, the executive vice president of
tified as a woman, they were not shocked. But interested not in their own financial gain but development and programming for Bunim/
they also knew he did not want them to see in ensuring the legacy of their father as per- Murray, echoed Olde’s sentiment and said
him dressed like this. “He wakes up at 4:30 in haps the most socially influential athlete since that “ratings are not the goal” of the series.
the morning probably because he’s not tired Muhammad Ali. “It is to tell Bruce’s story the way he wants it
but [also] because that’s the [only] part of the At a meeting at the Jenner house with an- to be told.” Bunim/Murray has produced sev-
day he actually gets to be” what he wants, said other prospective producer, who was not cho- eral well-received shows on members of the
Brody. “That’s so sad, when you can’t be like sen, Brandon laid out his concerns succinctly: L.G.B.T. community, including Pedro Zamora,
that always.” “You go on E!’s Web site, the Bunim/Murray whose groundbreaking participation in 1994’s
The Jenner children feel both happiness Web site, and you look at all the shows, every The Real World: San Francisco made him one
for their father and inspiration at his bravery. one of them is a circus.” of the first openly gay H.I.V.-positive people to
They also feel that their relationship with their “With Bunim/Murray and E! it’s been be depicted on prime-time television.
dad will now have an opportunity to grow. the opposite of inspiration,” he said during There are many out there who think the
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klan, sitting between Kendall and Kylie. The cision regarding the E! series. “I think it’s bet-
Caitlyn two youngest children worried that the re- ter for the show right now. It keeps me on point
action would be negative, only to be put at and doesn’t distract with all the family issues.”
E! series, while slightly more elegant perhaps, is ease by the Twitter messages rolling in from As a possible peace offering, Caitlyn went
just a stunt to make money. Caitlyn Jenner famous people—Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus over to Brandon and Leah’s house recently,
is prepared for the criticism just as she is also and Oprah Winfrey and Jimmy Fallon and a not to make one last charge to persuade but to
prepared with an answer. dozen others. Caitlyn then watched a second help plant a garden. “I think the relationship
“ ‘Oh, she’s doing a stupid reality show. time at nine P.M. with the four Jenner children will take a new shape,” said Brandon. “My
She’s doing it for the money. She’s doing and their mothers. Brandon called the experi- hopes that the relationship would blossom,
this, she’s doing that.’ I’m not doing it for ence “one of the best nights of my life.” that we would turn over a new leaf, has kind
money. I’m doing it to help my soul and “Was it tough to watch? Of course it was,” of turned into, I just want a relationship that is
help other people. If I can make a dollar, I Caitlyn told me. “I never thought in a million sustainable. I just want to have the best parts
certainly am not stupid. [I have] house pay- years I would ever have to divulge such pri- as possible.”
ments and all that kind of stuff. I will never vate, intimate feelings I’ve had all my life… I On July 15, Caitlyn’s first major public
make an excuse for something like that. was also excited to get it off my chest. Scared appearance, she will be awarded the Arthur
Yeah, this is a business. but excited.” Ashe Courage Award at ESPN’s ESPYs in
“You don’t go out and change your gen- The reaction from the celebrity community Los Angeles. Its past winners include Mu-
der for a television show. O.K., it ain’t hap- was overwhelmingly positive, perhaps because hammad Ali, Nelson Mandela, and Billie Jean
pening. I don’t care who you are. It ain’t Caitlyn Jenner is a fellow club member. The King. All 10 of her children and stepchildren
happening, O.K.? You don’t do it.” estimated 700,000 transgender women and are expected to be onstage when she accepts it.
Caitlyn’s 89-year-old mother, Esther, while men in the country are virtually all anony-
enormously proud of her son’s courage, is mous, too many of them suffering from job A Different Kind of Gold
among those who have wondered about mo-
tive. “I woke up one night and all I was think-
ing about is: Why is it necessary [for Caitlyn]
discrimination and violence. A 2013 report
co-authored by a variety of equality and
human-rights groups, including the Human
I last saw Caitlyn on May 6. It was the end of
an emotional photo shoot with Annie Lei-
bovitz for Vanity Fair in which, at one point,
to go through all these surgeries?” Esther said. Rights Campaign, said that transgender work- Leibovitz teared up. “I felt like I saw the mak-
“Is this all about making money? And that ers have a 14 percent rate of unemployment, ing of Caitlyn,” she said. She was right. Posi-
was bothering me. He’s lived a life the last double that of the general population; 44 tioned lengthwise on the couch, she had the
25 years—and I don’t know if it was both he percent are under-employed; and 15 percent look of an elegant starlet with only a cigarette
and Kris or mainly Kris—it seemed like their have a household income under $10,000, as holder and dark oval-shaped glasses missing.
lifestyle was about money; that’s why it came opposed to 4 percent in the general popula- Mixed in was a pinch of Gloria Swanson in
to my mind.” tion. The National Transgender Discrimina- Sunset Boulevard, as if it were Caitlyn making
The lifestyle was the materialistic equivalent tion Survey Report in 2010, based on roughly love to the camera and mouthing the words
of morbid obesity, but Jenner never was a 6,500 responses to an extensive questionnaire, “All right, Ms. Leibovitz, I’m ready for my
part of it. I can say unequivocally that he ac- determined that the attempted-suicide rate for close-up.” The fear that she would not be com-
tually hates to spend money. The recently pur- transgender women and men was a staggering fortable with herself had already evaporated.
chased house did cost $3.6 million, but that is 41 percent, compared to 1.6 percent in the Which also meant that the comfort of others
low by celebrity standards, and it has a mort- general population. with her was effortless.
gage on it. The big-ticket items, a 2011 Porsche I can report that Caitlyn seems immensely The house was filled with production as-
911 GT3 RS that cost somewhere around happy, relaxed, with a shiny sense of pur- sistants and makeup and wardrobe people
$180,000 and the country-club membership, pose and confidence. She can’t wait when for the shoot, giving it vitality that just a few
were birthday gifts from Kris. I watched with she goes out now to tell the paparazzi to weeks earlier seemed impossible. She really
fascination as he fetched golf balls out of the wa- “make sure it’s a good shot,” instead of ask- should move. She doesn’t have to be alone on
ter hazard on the sixth hole at Sherwood with ing patrons to help shield her from them in the mountaintop anymore.
a pole so he would never have to buy any him- the parking lot of the local Starbucks. She After the last picture was taken, Jenner
self, honorably returning the ones stamped with looks forward to re-creating the atmosphere thanked all those who were there. She had
“99” to fellow club member Wayne Gretzky. of “girls’ night” on a more regular basis, been primped and pampered to look gor-
“where everybody is treating you the same geous, and the reaction had been equally
The Legend Becomes Her way. You can talk about anything you want gratifying. The gold medal for winning the

I t was early May, and Caitlyn had just got-


ten three letters from transgender women
thanking her for the interview and the digni-
to talk about. You can talk about outfits.
You can talk about hair and makeup, any-
thing you want. It becomes not a big deal.”
decathlon, which Caitlyn had left in the safe
in the home in Hidden Hills where she and
Kris had lived, had finally been retrieved. It
fied way in which ABC and Sawyer had han- She is aware of the appalling conditions was on the table in front of her. “That was
dled it. One of them was addressed “Bruce in which many transgender women and men a good day,” she said as she touched the
Jenner, Malibu, California,” as if she had live, and said that in her E! show she will fo- medal. Then her eyes rimmed red and her
become her own country. An incredible 16.9 cus on ways of lowering the rates of suicide voice grew soft. “But the last couple of days
million had watched on a Friday night. and attempted suicide, among other issues. were better.”
“Honestly, since the Diane Sawyer piece Caitlyn also plans a segment in which she Cassandra was there. As she heard Caitlyn
every day it’s exciting to go to the mailbox, be- sees if she can still hit a golf ball 300 yards off speak, she saw a vulnerability and authentic-
cause I get letters every day from all of these the tee, even with those very ample breasts. ity she had never experienced before. She went
people from all over the world,” she told me. There is a road trip planned, in which Caitlyn to the couch and sat next to Caitlyn. The mo-
“I’ve gotten a lot from trans women, telling and several transgender women will take an ments of the past were still there, there was no
their story, and how excited they were to see R.V. from the Los Angeles area to San Fran- way of knowing the moments of the future,
the Diane piece.” cisco to visit a center for transgender youth, but in the space of that single moment was all
She first watched the Sawyer interview on and then on to Napa Valley. you could possibly hope for, a daughter with
ABC’s East Coast feed with the Kardashian She said she now accepts the children’s de- her dad, a dad with her daughter. 
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never had a plan. What do we do? Let’s make ous or stupid turn, I can hear the writers arguing
True Detective somebody you thought was good, bad, or some- in the room. I admired Mad Men because the
body you thought was bad, good. What a neat main characters did not all tumble into bed—for
reversal.’ … It’s almost a workshop mentality. example, Don never slept with Joan. A charac-
Everybody’s got to raise their hand to feel in- ter list is, after all, a collection of dolls. If you’ve
volved, to validate themselves. You get into tug- ever owned dolls, you know that every doll will
of-wars between egos. I’ve seen story points de- eventually press faces with or fight every other
cided wherein the discussion had gotten so far doll. It’s the nature of probability plus time: ev-
away from character you wonder what’s driving erything that can happen will.
the story other than a pair of ideologies arguing Nic was younger than the other Magic City
with themselves in a room. writers, and clearly on the rise. Opinionated but
“One of the great, great things about The open, a first-class listener. Funny. Occasionally
Killing was that the creator, Veena Sud, allowed sweet. He made you feel O.K. even when your
her writers to go on set and effectively produce idea sucked. He seemed perfect for TV, as his
C ON T I N U E D F ROM PAGE 93 character and ac- their episodes,” Nic continued. “That was the thought process unfolded like a show—action
tion. That’s it. I found that those constraints greatest TV school because it’s sink or swim. If and color, dark turns and surprising reveals. His
freed me from the paralysis of the full menu.” you’re going to swim, you learn very quickly eyes turned hot and visionary as he spoke. He
In the process—and here’s a crucial bit— what everybody does. You learn how the lines sat back and sneered. His phone flashed. His
Nic acquired a Hollywood agent, who, in the of communication work. You learn the lan- phone flashed all the time. Big things were hap-
way of any such agent, asked if he had any guage of the business and what has to happen pening for him elsewhere. Even so, Nic kept his
ideas for shows. Do I? Thus began a fevered to make a television show. She was a very gener- focus, determined to crack each character. O.K.,
period in the life of the writer, who churned ous boss. I got to do that for two episodes. I felt O.K., but what’s really driving this guy? If you un-
out product like Detroit, scenario after scenar- like, ‘O.K. I can do this.’ ” derstand what he wants, you’ll understand what
io, including a rough outline for True Detective. I asked Nic if the experience was terrifying. he does. I’ve never met a less sentimental person
Talky and idea-driven, it was unlike any police After all, some people become writers because than Nic. His worldview is brutal. The metaphys-
show: two detectives wandering the waste in a they’re too awkward, introverted, low-talking, ical is dismissed with a wave of the hand. People
gas-guzzler, trailing a killer whose pattern of unsightly, and non-communicative to deal with are driven by hunger and need. There’s only
victims, living and dead, might describe the fellow humans. But watching Nic on the set, you right here, right now. It’s unclear if this is how
nature of the universe. realize he has two personas: the guy in the room, Nic experiences life or if it’s just how he writes
The agent sent Nic’s pages around. Matthew churning out pages, and the guy in the action, television, or if there’s a difference.
McConaughey’s interest would prove crucial, with cameramen and actors, more akin to a
enabling the show to attract other actors, includ- bandleader, or wizard, working levers that send Season One
ing Woody Harrelson, which meant pitching it
as a can’t-miss package instead of as a show by
an academic in love with nothingness. Because
puppets across the scrim. “I thought it was
thrilling,” he told me. “I’m passionate about the
medium. I like thinking on my feet. I prefer ac-
A s I said, everyone in that room had a pi-
lot in his briefcase.
What makes Nic different?
these things take years to set up, the agent used tion to the periods of deliberation that often pre- His show got made. His dream came true.
Nic’s pages to get him work in the writers’ cede action. I really enjoy relationships with the Soon after he left Magic City, notices began
rooms of other shows. It would fill him in on actors because the actors are the only people turning up in the trades. Pizzolatto’s True De-
the process—because it is a process, just as es- who care about characters as much as I do.” tective picked up by HBO. Harrelson was at-
tablished as the auto assembly line. tached to play Detective Hart. McConaughey
The Killing, Veena Sud’s AMC series about Magic City had been hooked by the crazy philosophizing
detectives on the job in Seattle—that was Nic’s
first gig. Just like that, he found himself at a table
in a room on the edge of America, talking
P izzolatto wrote two episodes of The Kill-
ing, then went away from there. A few
months later, he was across from me at an-
of the other detective, Rust Cohle—
We are things that labor under the illusion
of having a self, this accretion of sensory experi-
through character motivations and story arcs. other table in another room, piecing together ence and feeling, programmed with total assur-
The history of TV is older than the history of the Season Two of Magic City. Each day started ance that we are each somebody when, in fact,
writers’ room, but perhaps by only a few sea- with food and ended with food. In this way, everybody’s nobody.
sons. It began with the live comedy shows that life in the room resembled life aboard a cruise “Hart was someone—and territory—closer
needed an endless stream of gags, Milton Berle ship. In the hours between, we filled in a to what I had done in previous work,” Mc-
or Sid Caesar talking through an unlit cigar: whiteboard, which had been divided into eight Conaughey told me by e-mail, “but this Rustin
Funny, goddammit, I want funny! The mood of squares, each representing an episode. We’d Cohle guy was someone I couldn’t wait to turn
most shows is determined by the culture of their invent the arc of each character, then break the page and hear what came out of his mouth.”
rooms, where a handful of veterans work from the arcs into scenes and place them beside I think the honorable thing for our species to
can till can’t, laying out scenes and tangents, other scenes. An episode was solved in the do is deny our programming, stop reproducing,
then breaking up to write episodes. It’s called way of a crossword puzzle, with every beat de- walk hand in hand into extinction, one last mid-
writing, but is closer to kaffeeklatsch yammering, termining or revealing every other beat. Now night, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
hours of spitballing, building up and tearing and then, someone had a good idea. It was Nic wrote the remainder of Season One in
down. Nic loved and hated the strange rooms, written on the board. Now and then, someone Sherman Oaks, where he lived with his wife and
where everyone dreams of breaking away to cre- had a bad idea. It was written on the board. daughter. “I read a lot of police manuals,” he
ate his or her own show, where every briefcase It was unnerving, being on the other side of told me. “I read true crime accounts by cops. I
holds a pilot. In this one, the detective is trans- this process. I didn’t become a doctor, because I read the fucking—it’s over 1,000 pages—Practi-
gender. In that one, the amusement park is enjoy having a body and fear knowing too much cal Homicide Investigation textbook. I read about
haunted, but the ghost is unaccountably kind. about its functioning will make me self-conscious how you go about solving crime, procedure.
“Bad habits come out of writers’ rooms,” Nic and ruin my life. Same with TV. I’ve never really When I write, it tends to be that kind of method
told me. “This whole idea of the twist, ‘Let’s flip been able to lose myself in a show since working thing where I am descending into the character.
this character,’ that’s Writers’ Room 101 for ‘We on Magic City. Every time a plot takes an obvi- I’m walking around talking to myself like the
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Here was the McConaughey we’d dreamed of Nic does not say exactly where the idea for
True Detective since Dazed and Confused—poetic, over the the second season originated, but it seems to
top, camp. Nic brought out what had been im- have grown out of the news, the B section of
character. I’m imagining, When this person plicit but hardly ever realized. McConaughey, the paper, where reporters chronicle crime
wakes up in the morning, what’s the first feel- as he exists today—the man in the Lincoln com- in places like Vernon, where immigrants toil in
ing they’re having? Do they wake up hot? Do mercials—is Pizzolatto in the writers’ room. the factories of the rich. He established a few
they wake up and punch their father in the face? Me: “Is Louisiana as scary as it seems in simple conflicts—a killing and a cop, a gang-
How does this go for them? Do they wake up the show?” ster who wants to go clean—then started writ-
fighting old battles? I start inside the characters McConaughey: “I don’t find it scary, I find ing. Casting began after he wrote the first two
and it all goes outward—everything about him is it mysterious. It lurks. Mother Nature is the episodes. “Once I have my actors,” he ex-
a projection of what’s happening internally. The four-dimensional queen—she encroaches from plained, “I find myself writing towards what I
world is a projection. A sad, frustrated man is every direction. Where many civilized cities see in them, the strengths I think they have—
going to look at a tree in a field in a much dif- and states use a vacuum cleaner to define even strengths that may have gone untapped.”
ferent way than a happy man. If you recognize their structure, Louisiana used a broom or Colin Farrell would be the detective. Taylor
everything’s point of view, everything starts in- merely a rake. Everything merges there. If you Kitsch would be an Iraq-war veteran turned
ternally and extends outward.” wear your morals on your sleeve you’re liable cop. Rachel McAdams would be a tough-
To a viewer, the show is about people—two to get your arm burned.” minded sheriff. The most surprising choice
types, two ways of living. Woody Harrelson’s But the writing is what really makes True was Vince Vaughn as the criminal, the dark
detective lives by a code but is willing to accom- Detective. Nic might be the best in the busi- heart. Though Vaughn’s career began with
modate himself to the world when necessary— ness today. “They sent me a 600-page script,” serious roles, he’s made his name in the broad-
your basic skeptical, sin-ridden, struggling-to- T Bone Burnett, the show’s musical direc- est kind of comedy. Nic recognized something
be-good American. McConaughey’s detective tor, told me. “I read it and thought, This is a else—the flip side of all that manic energy, the
is besotted by philosophy and believes in noth- Faulkner novel disguised as a TV show.” threat beneath the energy of a film like Swing-
ing at all. That structure made True Detective— “Milch and Nic are very similar,” said ex- ers. “I saw power and a fierce intelligence that
which was really a long conversation imposed ecutive producer Scott Stephens, who worked you could imagine going unhinged,” Nic ex-
over a standard procedural—sing. It was Andy on Deadwood and True Detective. “Nic’s writ- plained. “I remembered his earlier dramatic
and Barney patrolling Mayberry as reimagined ing inflames people’s passions just like Milch’s work and knew people don’t lose that stuff.
by Lovecraft or Camus. writing. It’s hard to quantify. I don’t under- It’s just that they get pigeonholed.”
Nic was at first startlingly open about his in- stand it. But it’s a visceral feeling when you Here is Nic Pizzolatto, the movie-star whis-
fluences, extolling writers and books that stood read it. It affects you emotionally.” perer. He’ll do for Vince Vaughn what he did
behind Cohle’s soliloquies. Laird Barron, John for Matthew McConaughey: bring out what’s
Langan, Simon Strantzas, Emil Cioran. He urged Season Two been obscured by the kind of movies he’s
fans to read Robert W. Chambers’s The King in
Yellow and Karl Edward Wagner’s “The River
of Night’s Dreaming.” He seemed to play with
Y ears ago, I met a record executive who’d
auditioned and rejected MC Hammer.
The rapper accosted the executive at a ban-
made. “I felt like I could do a lot with the
guy,” Nic told me. “I could show people stuff
from Vince Vaughn they hadn’t seen before—
the legend of Carcosa, a mythical city first quet as his song “Can’t Touch This” was top- the Vince Vaughn they always wanted, without
chronicled by Ambrose Bierce. He cited the ping the charts. knowing it.”
horror writer Thomas Ligotti, especially the book “You fucked up, man, turned me down, and Other than sharing credit with novelist Scott
The Conspiracy Against the Human Race, all of now I got the biggest hit in the world.” Lasser on two episodes, Nic wrote the second
which gave the show pedigree, a mystical “That’s not a hit,” the executive said. “It’s season by himself in Ojai, California, 80 miles
sheen. He’s since become touchy on the sub- a freak.” northwest of Los Angeles, where he moved not
ject, Ligotti fanatics having accused him of too “What’s a freak?” long ago. Most show creators assemble a writ-
much borrowing. It’s a bullshit charge. You “A hit is a hit. You follow it with other hits. ers’ room for that all-important second season.
can’t steal a cast of mind. But when I asked Nic But no one knows what to do after a freak.” Nic does just about all the writing himself—he
about influences, he bristled. “I tend to be influ- The first season of True Detective was a wrote the whole first season. (“Nobody does
enced by places as much as anything,” he said. freak. It ushered Nic, without prelude, to the that,” Vaughn told me, laughing. “That’s in-
“You look around and notice details and it first rank. Everything depends on what he does sane.”) “I work more efficiently on my own,”
starts to form a world and then you find char- next, the second season, terrible or sublime. He Nic explained. “I suppose it’s that ingrained
acters to inhabit this world.” actually referred to it as his “second album.” authorial sensibility: if I’m making a movie or
True Detective was a hit from the start. This Nic’s temperament, which is old-school a show or whatever, I’m expressing something
can be credited to a number of factors. There fiery artist, suits the task. He’s not a trimmer, on a personal level or else it doesn’t mean any-
was the look of the show, for one thing, the weird nor a hedger of bets. He’s a big personality, the thing to me. If I’m doing that, it works better
landscapes and streets, the first season having crazy fuck who, having won a pile of chips— without a committee.
been filmed around New Orleans, on the bay- and it’s two in the morning and the casino is “I had a big whiteboard which I covered in
ou, in abandoned churches and inlets, the filled with sharks—pushes it all back to the cen- Post-It notes,” he went on. “Every character
strangest part of America, everything south of ter of the table. was a different-colored note. I did horizontal
New Orleans having been built by sediment “What even makes it the same show?,” I bars for eight episodes. Some days, I set myself
carried down the Mississippi. Not land, fill. asked. a certain number of pages or a specific scene. If
The innards of the continent vomited into the “What do you mean?” I finished early, great. If I didn’t finish on time, I
Gulf of Mexico. From the air, the islands look “You’ve got new actors, new characters, had to stick around. I’ve learned to take care of
like green suds. There was the cast and crew, all new plotlines … ” myself. I get lunch, put on Seinfeld, and do 45
the storied professionals HBO assembled He thought a moment, head in hand, fin- minutes of yoga. I become very raw emotionally
around the fledgling show-runner. They made gers drumming on his temple. “Sensibility,” [when I’m writing]—a good steak could bring
True Detective play less like TV than a film circa Nic said. “Me. Crime, detectives, intimacies, me to tears. I’m very porous. My membrane
1975. And, of course, there were the stars, espe- and ideas … but it’s all just me. That’s what isn’t solid. And then I gradually come out of
cially McConaughey, who became Rust Cohle. makes it the same show.” that. And it’s time to join the circus.”
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City of Industry to his trailer to punch up dialogue. When it black pens, whiteboards, take-out menus, and

I n this case, the circus is a collection of sets


and trailers in the City of Industry, on the
eastern edge of Los Angeles, an industrial
works, his keyboard goes like a tommy gun.
When it doesn’t, he sits back and stares out
the window. The San Gabriels. The evening
research. Instead of answers, you get rever-
sals, reveals, and special effects. That is, more
TV. You feel empty. With time, this emptiness
park where I watched Vince Vaughn and Tay- wind. Big trucks groaning in the passes. In turns to frustration. The better the show, the
lor Kitsch work their way through a handful a few hours, he’ll return to his family in Ojai. greater that frustration. In the end, nothing
of scenes. Nic was the most interesting char- Meanwhile, he’s here, entirely present in this satisfies. There should be a term for that spe-
acter out there, racing from here to there, run- interregnum between seasons, the show- cial kind of melancholy that follows the finale
ning lines with actors, explaining mood and running auteur a moment before the next of your favorite show.
the meaning of each exchange. Text, subtext. moment. You can taste the danger. A hint of “What kind of things do you wake up
He stood with Vaughn almost out of earshot, mercury in the water. Nic will have to pay for thinking about?,” I asked.
discussing the difference between what is said the sin of his success, as everyone pays for ev- “I have to rebuild myself every morning,”
and what is implied. In the evening, he briefed erything. He raised the bar too high that first Nic told me. “ ‘What’s happening? Where am
Kitsch, explaining the psychosis of a trauma- season. People want answers from a show like I?’ I’ve got to locate myself in time. I wake up
tized soldier. You want it but don’t know how to that. They want to be told what to think and raw and have to put myself together and focus
say it … so you say this instead. how to live. Of course, a show can’t give those and be like: ‘All right, Pizzolatto, where are you
As the crew set up cameras beneath the kinds of answers, because even a great show at today? Are you ready to go? Are you ready
bleachers of a dirt-bike track, Nic retreated is made not by God but by a TV writer with to do the things you need to do?’ ” 

Hughes and Eldridge literature, and classics. In the afternoon he setts, where he had once attended summer
farmed alfalfa and herded cattle. In the eve- school. He spent a year working for a mov-
ning he was the school’s trustee for budget ing company in nearby Somerville. It was in
and operations, and managed alumni giving. Cambridge that he met the man who would
After that, presumably, he rested. It was dur- become his husband.
ing his time at Deep Springs that Eldridge
came out to his family and his classmates. The Empath
Eldridge loved the academic rigor of the
school, but he found the social environment
intensely claustrophobic. For one thing, stu-
C hris Hughes grew up in Hickory, North
Carolina, a small industrial town best
known for manufacturing wooden furniture,
dents are not allowed to leave campus. Histori- about an hour northwest of Charlotte. The son
cally, the intensity of the experience tends to of a traveling paper salesman and a school-
create two types of Deep Springers: the “mean- teacher, Hughes, at age 14, applied to boarding
C ON T I N U E D F RO M PAGE 83campaign-finance ies” and the “touchy-feelies.” The meanies are schools and was accepted by Phillips Academy,
reform, and liberal-arts education. (He keeps students who become somewhat Nietzschean in Andover, Massachusetts, on a scholarship.
two complete sets of the Loeb Classical Li- in outlook—strong laborers and community Friends there remember him as a quiet and
brary, a collection of the most important leaders with a borderline authoritarian attitude. friendly southern boy, smart, and maybe a little
Greek and Roman works.) He seemed as if The touchy-feelies are more laid-back and cre- lonely. With his accent and his modest back-
he had been dropped off the end of a con- ative, take fewer classes, and tend to sit around ground, he wasn’t a typical Andover student.
veyor belt into a bout of impeccably dressed talking about alternative realities. The way El- Hughes told Fast Company magazine in 2009,
free time. “Few things have such a clear end- dridge tells it, by the time he arrived, Deep “I went to boarding school Southern, religious,
ing as a campaign,” he told me. Springs was all meanies. “When I was there, and straight, and I left boarding school not being
Eldridge’s mother, Sarah Taub, was born in the social dynamic prized a very stoic, sort of at all religious and not being straight.” He also
Israel, the daughter of Holocaust survivors who uncaring intellectual—that was the Platonic began to shed some of his accent. Hughes went
had met in a refugee camp in Italy after World ideal. And so I was probably a little bit more on to Harvard, where he met Mark Zuckerberg,
War II. According to a campaign interview extroverted, and maybe warmer than other and the two decided to room together their
Eldridge gave to Tablet, an online Jewish maga- people.” Whatever labels the students attached sophomore year. In February 2004, Zuckerberg
zine, his mother insisted that his father convert to one another, a year was enough for Eldridge. launched thefacebook.com, with Hughes as
to Judaism before they married, in Montreal. He packed up his car and drove east, becom- user No. 5. (Zuckerberg was No. 4.) Hughes
The Tablet article was headlined “CONGRES- ing one of the very few students who have left had equity in the company and became its
SIONAL CANDIDATE SEAN S. ELDRIDGE WANTS Deep Springs early. spokesman. That summer, when Zuckerberg
YOU TO KNOW THE ‘S’ STANDS FOR ‘SIMCHA.’ ” One alumnus told me, “Part of the experi- moved to Palo Alto to immerse himself in the
As a high-school freshman at Ottawa Hills, ence is showing up and being reasonably in- tech scene, Hughes didn’t follow. He had, ac-
Eldridge heard about the elite, insular Deep competent at everything and then becoming cording to the book The Facebook Effect, al-
Springs College, a two-year school located on deeply competent at something.” That breeds a ready paid for a summer program in France,
a cattle ranch in California. Deep Springs at- feeling among many alumni that they are able to but he agreed to go to Palo Alto once that was
tracts a highly self-selecting group of students overcome obstacles in the real world that, in re- over. Similarly, when Zuckerberg dropped out
(there are only 26 at a time), people drawn to ality, they perhaps cannot. “They aren’t smarter of Harvard to work on Facebook full-time,
its mixture of isolation, intellectualism, and or dumber than the average person,” the alum- Hughes stayed on to finish his studies. He didn’t
husbandry. Students are responsible for grow- nus told me, “but they have more confidence have the kind of money to just drop out of
ing their own food and for butchering the ani- than the average person.” And maybe a touch school, and he wanted to get his degree. He ma-
mals they eat. of intellectual arrogance. Two people told me jored in history and literature and spent a se-
At Deep Springs, Eldridge served as a separately about Eldridge quoting Seneca—one mester in Paris. He rejoined Zuckerberg and the
dairy boy, rising at four A.M. to milk the cows. in admiration, the other with a roll of the eyes. other co-founders in Palo Alto after graduation.
Later in the morning he studied philosophy, Eldridge arrived in Cambridge, Massachu- Hughes’s main contribution was to trans-
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Obama, with his Facebook page. Hughes was The Perfect Steward
Hughes and Eldridge
late Facebook to the real world, and to bring
inspired by Obama and left to work on the
campaign in Chicago. He is credited with
helping to develop My.BarackObama.com, a
H ughes and Eldridge bought a 4,000-
square-foot condominium on Crosby
Street, in SoHo, in 2010, for $4.8 million. The
some human, or “user,” experience to his tech- networking site for volunteers. Hughes’s con- loft is divided by a row of wood columns, with
minded co-founders. He tested features of the tribution was very real, but the Facebook exposed brick. Like the house in Garrison, the
site to see how a real person would experience connection made it seem outsize. By April apartment is “pretty aggressively decorated,”
them. Hughes gets credit for being the least so- 2009, Obama was in the White House according to one visitor, with dark leather and
cially awkward of the bunch. They called him (Hughes would attend the very first state din- dark wood. There are piles of books tastefully
“the Empath.” The impression that Hughes ner), and Hughes was on the cover of Fast arranged. A former senior staffer at The New
has lucked into his wealth—he is reportedly Company, along with the breathless headline Republic remembers Tony Judt’s Postwar: A
worth about $700 million—is something that THE KID WHO MADE OBAMA PRESIDENT. History of Europe Since 1945 displayed almost
he both embraces and abhors. Hughes has When Hughes moved to Chicago to work as a decorative object. A long carved-wood
always been straightforward about the seren- for the campaign, Eldridge was volunteer- dining-room table stands off the open kitchen,
dipity that brought him his fortune, but at the ing with Students for Barack Obama, and he and leather couches form a sitting area where
same time he chafes at the perception that ser- flew most weekends from Providence to Chi- issues of The New York Review of Books are
endipity is what he is all about. As his career cago to see Hughes. Eldridge graduated from stacked. Another visitor recalls that, except for
path suggests, he has also often been caught Brown in 2009 with a degree in philosophy, one iPad, there was not a single electronic de-
between the worlds of technology and human- and then started at Columbia Law School. In vice in sight. Hughes and Eldridge each have
ism. When I ask him which defines him more, December of that year, according to The Ad- their own offices, lined with books. A grand
he rejects the dichotomy. “I think you can vocate, a news and opinion magazine with a piano dominates the living area, and Hughes
be both,” he told me, and then defined him- largely gay audience, Eldridge watched on his still takes lessons. “Chris would have things
self as a member of an exclusive club: “I just laptop during a first-year seminar as the New arrayed in a way that seemed he was trying to
don’t think there are that many people who York State Senate voted against extending send you strong signals about his taste,” says
are both.” He seems to regard his perspective marriage equality to same-sex couples. the former senior staffer.
as distinctive, and includes the fact that he is Eldridge had been looking for ways to get His purchase of The New Republic can be
gay as one reason why it is. “It sets you up nat- involved in the marriage-equality movement seen as another strong signal. In late 2011, the
urally as an outsider,” he said. “It makes you a and approached Evan Wolfson, an adjunct magazine was in danger of going out of busi-
little bit more skeptical of people who say, ‘I’ve professor at Columbia Law and a leading gay- ness, and the financial consortium that owned
got it all figured out.’ ” rights advocate, who had founded the group it, including Marty Peretz, the magazine’s out-
Freedom to Marry. Soon Eldridge was its com- spoken and longtime benefactor, began look-
The Boys Next Door munications director. He worked tirelessly as a ing for a potential buyer. The goal was to find

E ldridge met Hughes, then a senior at


Harvard, in November 2005, for a cof-
fee at Veggie Planet, in Harvard Square, an
fund-raiser and activist and quickly became the
political director of the organization.
As Eldridge was throwing himself into his
someone who could help the magazine survive
the digital era. Hughes, still drifting from project
to project, was receptive. Though various other
introduction arranged by a mutual friend who work, Hughes was looking for a next move. media organizations held early discussions, it
was both a Deep Springs alumnus and a Har- He became a consultant to a progressive was Hughes, in January, who emerged as the
vard student. Facebook had launched the year political-communications firm, GMMB, likely buyer. He seemed to be the perfect stew-
before. Eldridge asked Hughes out a week based in Washington, D.C. In 2010 he ard. He was young and wealthy, the thinking
later, and their first date was at Temple Bar, in launched Jumo.com, a site that was de- went, so he could afford a magazine that had
Cambridge. Hughes pointedly told The New signed to help index charities so that people never turned a profit, and with his experience at
York Times, in an interview for their wedding could find and compare them, and invest in Facebook and his tech-savvy contacts, he would
announcement, that Eldridge didn’t drink them. Hughes said that the site was to be infuse the magazine with just the right amount
any alcohol; he was only 19. The two quickly for charities what Yelp was for restaurants; of digital magic. In March 2012, Hughes an-
became a couple. The young out-of-towners it turned out to be more like what MySpace nounced the acquisition, whose price was undis-
had come to an elite, East Coast environment was for the music industry. So far, Hughes’s closed. In a note to readers, he wrote: “It seems
having overcome, each in his own way, a pro- own business ventures were proving lacklus- that today too many media institutions chase su-
vincial background. Both of them were intel- ter. But the personal side of things could perficial metrics of online virality at the expense
lectual, earnest, and interested in Big Ideas. hardly have been going better. On New of investing in rigorous reporting and analysis of
It’s easy to see how they would appeal to each Year’s Eve 2010, in Thailand, Hughes pro- the most important stories of our time.”
other. “He was different than all the other posed to Eldridge. Hughes’s enthusiasm came as a relief to The
people that I knew and was hanging out with The Democratic political establishment New Republic’s supporters, but his role was not
at Harvard,” Hughes told me about Eldridge. was besotted. “Everyone was talking about a new one. Wealthy buyers of prestigious news
“He was working at a moving company—he Facebook and Obama and gay marriage, and organizations are in many ways alike. “They all
was very grounded. That definitely appealed here were these two people who represented think this is a very wonderful part of American
to me, given the pretension that goes with a all of those things,” says Jon Barrett, who was culture or American politics and all it needs is
lot of these New England boarding-school or the editor of The Advocate at the time. Bar- a sprinkling of hard-nosed business experience,”
college institutions.” When Hughes graduated rett, who had met Eldridge through his work Michael Kinsley, a former editor of the magazine
and moved to Palo Alto, in 2006, Eldridge with Freedom to Marry, asked the couple if (and now a Vanity Fair contributing editor), told
moved with him and worked briefly at a start- they would be interviewed for the magazine’s me, “and ‘I as a businessman know how to fix
up software company until it was time for him “Forty Under 40” cover story, and they read- these things, and I will do it as my contribution
to continue his studies at Brown. ily agreed. The cover photo, in April 2011, to the world.’ ” The problem, he added, is that
In the fall of 2006, Facebook had just be- featured Hughes and Eldridge, both in black “it turns out that maybe these things need more
gun allowing political candidates to create sweaters, looking like the boys next door. In than a sprinkling of business sense.” Kinsley
profile pages, and Hughes helped the staff of June, New York State legalized gay marriage, went on, “There are only two things an owner
a freshman senator from Illinois, Barack paving the way for a wedding in Garrison. can do when he buys a publication like this. One
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is fire the editor and the other is do a redesign.” cal newspaper, Eldridge laid out his platform. “Superficial Metrics”
Hughes had promised to keep the existing
editor, Richard Just, but he soon dispensed
with Just and ordered a redesign of the maga-
His main enemy was a “do-nothing Congress.”
He would be independent; he supported abor-
tion rights; he supported campaign-finance re-
T o his friends, Hughes has long betrayed a
deep awareness of the position he holds
owing to his wealth, and he spends a great
zine and the Web site. He hired Franklin Foer, form. His interviewer kept returning to whether deal of time thinking about how best to use it
a talented young editor who had in fact run The he and his husband would stay in Shokan, even wisely. This attitude has exaggerated an intro-
New Republic for four years, until 2010, when if he lost. Yes, he said, they would. Didn’t he verted, earnest quality that was long present.
he left because of a souring relationship with have another home in Garrison? she asked. For his 30th birthday, Hughes threw a party
Peretz. Hughes invested heavily in the maga- Eldridge admitted that the press had written at the Queen Anne–style Brooklyn Histori-
zine, moving it to new headquarters in Wash- about such a house, but that his home was cal Society, with a piano quartet that played
ington, D.C., and in New York, and supported now in Shokan. In 2011, Eldridge had started Brahms. It was something a rich man would
an expansion of the staff by aggressively recruit- Hudson River Ventures, a venture-capital firm do, but it was also something that an old rich
ing new writers and editors: people like for- investing in local businesses, which had drawn man would do. That was part of Hughes’s ap-
mer New York Times Magazine editor and the attention of his political opponents, be- peal. He had entrée to the world of technolo-
former New Republic Web editor Greg Veis; cause it seemed to some that he was trying to gy, but he still preferred to read French novels
Washington City Paper editor Michael Schaf- buy votes in the district. (The impression was in French. The birthday party could not have
fer; City Paper reporter Lydia DePillis; novelist strengthened when Eldridge moved the head- been more different from the wedding bash.
and former GQ contributor Walter Kirn; Wash- quarters of Hudson River Ventures to Kingston.) Hughes was also preoccupied with prov-
ington Post reporter Alec MacGillis; and New No, he told the Daily Freeman, he was not try- ing himself to be a good technologist. He was
Yorker contributor Julia Ioffe. ing to buy votes. Eldridge invested $250,000 only too aware of the perception that he had
in a 3-D-printing technology center at SUNY been endowed with great wealth by the literal
Carpetbagger? New Paltz. That investment wasn’t universally luck of the draw—being Mark Zuckerberg’s

M eanwhile, Eldridge was seriously con-


templating a career in politics, and he
eventually decided to run for Congress as a
well received—there were concerns that 3-D
printing could destroy manufacturing jobs.
Eldridge’s campaign, overfunded and
roommate at Harvard. To be regarded as
technologically savvy in his own right, not by
proxy, “was always something that was on his
Democrat in New York’s 19th Congressional stacked with expensive consultants, couldn’t mind,” says a friend.
District, up the Hudson from Manhattan but have been farther from the spirit of the first Over time, one of the big flash points that
on the other side of the river from the home Obama campaign. In the last quarter before developed between Hughes and his New Re-
he shared with Hughes in Garrison. It is a the election, according to campaign records, public writers was their productivity. What that
district that includes New Paltz and Kingston $500,000 of the $875,031 Eldridge raised came sometimes meant—despite Hughes’s stated
and wide stretches of conservative, rural New from his own pocket. Eldridge worked the contempt for “superficial metrics of online
York—not anyone’s idea of a Democratic crowds and campaigned tirelessly, but there virality”—was productivity measured in Web
stronghold. In 2013, the couple bought a third were missteps. He was not a natural, easygoing traffic. Hughes came to feel, ultimately, that
residence, in Shokan, New York, about an campaigner. In one early campaign video, he Foer was an obstacle to change—too aligned
hour-and-a-half drive from Garrison, that en- introduced himself to voters by talking about with his writers. He also viewed the staff itself
abled Eldridge to establish residency. himself in the third person. His marriage to a as recalcitrant. “It was like ‘How many times
In September 2013, Eldridge officially an- high-profile Facebook zillionaire didn’t help. do I have to tell these people to write more for
nounced his intention to run for Congress. “I think, when most people run for Congress, the Web?’ ” says a former New Republic staffer.
While he tried to use his wealth as evidence their spouse is not mentioned in the first para- From Foer’s perspective, Hughes had set a
that he couldn’t be bought by corporate inter- graph of every article,” Eldridge told me. goal of more than doubling traffic in 2014,
ests, his campaign fund-raising and spending Hughes was openly disdainful of the de- which Foer viewed as ambitious. The site’s
were widely mocked. The National Republi- mands of the campaign. “He didn’t personally traffic did indeed double, but never got beyond
can Congressional Committee had prepared like going to the house parties and the rubber- that. “It was not just about traffic,” another
the battlefield by running television ads featur- chicken dinners that he was subjected to,” recalls former staffer told me. “It was really about
ing Eldridge in photos with Nancy Pelosi and one friend. He had a calendar on his phone that him kind of feeling, These writers are taking
Anne Hathaway, painting him as a wealthy marked the days until the election would be over. my money, and they’re coasting. They’re sit-
carpetbagger out of touch with regular people. Hughes was “embarrassed to have three houses ting around in their office, intellectually mas-
(His list of contributors didn’t help: Hollywood and embarrassed to have one of the houses so turbating, while I’m paying them.”
mogul David Geffen, Project Runway’s Tim explicitly bought to situate Sean in the district,” The fall of 2014 was a sour one: Eldridge’s
Gunn, hedge-fund manager and New Republic says another friend. (Hughes disputes this char- campaign was faltering badly, and Eldridge
investor Bill Ackman.) Glenn Thrush, a Politi- acterization.) Despite being cagey with the press, himself was being widely mocked. As a busi-
co columnist, wrote, “Meet Sean Eldridge, the Hughes was disarmingly open with others. “He ness proposition The New Republic was con-
first human genetically engineered to be shaken talked about things that aren’t going great in his tinuing to lose money. Hughes’s attitude
down by political consultants.” His Republi- life to people he doesn’t even know that well,” seemed to change profoundly. “Chris became
can opponent was an army veteran who had one former New Republic editor told me. increasingly cynical about Washington jour-
served four tours in Iraq and had grown up in Eldridge lost by 30 points. All told, Eldridge nalism and the people who worked at The
the town of Kinderhook. “I was struck by how spent more than $4 million of his and Hughes’s New Republic at this period of time,” one for-
people characterized Sean’s candidacy as disin- money on the election. “Look, we didn’t win— mer magazine staff member told me, “and I
genuous,” says Urvashi Vaid, the former execu- we weren’t that close,” Eldridge told me. “Ob- think that had something to do with the fact
tive director of the National Gay and Lesbian viously, I wish we’d won and I wish it had been that Sean was being pilloried in the press.” In
Task Force, who is friends with the couple. “He closer. But it’s hard, despite having lost, despite the end, all of Hughes’s friendly interactions
took stands that were very strong for an upstate having put a lot of resources in it—it’s hard to with the staff—his late-night drinking, his dis-
community.” Vaid added that Eldridge is cer- regret it because I learned a heck of a lot along cussions about politics and big ideas—fell to the
tainly not the first political candidate to move the way.” Had the race been a personal strain? wayside when it came time to decide what
to a new district and run for office. Eldridge said, “I highly recommend running the future of The New Republic would be.
In an interview with the Daily Freeman, a lo- for office in the first year of marriage.” Hughes hired a new C.E.O., Guy Vidra, from
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without saying anything concrete about what able seating area on their way to glass-enclosed
Hughes and Eldridge could be improved,” one former staffer told me. offices and communal work areas. In January,
“People work at The New Republic because it’s Snyder hired, among others, Jamil Smith, a pro-
Yahoo, in September 2014. Born in Israel but a great collegial atmosphere and our colleagues ducer at MSNBC, and Elspeth Reeve, who was
raised in New York, Vidra had previously are wonderful people and we don’t have to sit in briefly at First Look Media but had worked un-
worked at The Washington Post’s interactive divi- bullshit corporate meetings where people speak der Snyder at the Atlantic Wire. Snyder also
sion. He had been talking to Hughes about the gibberish.” After the meeting, when staff mem- hired Peter Stevenson, a former New York Ob-
magazine for the better part of a year and had bers wondered whether Foer’s job was safe, server editor, and Theodore Ross, formerly of
recently read and become enamored with the Hughes personally reassured them that it was. Harper’s and Men’s Journal, to help edit the
book The Hard Thing About Hard Things: Build- He even asked some of the editors to go around early issues. On the business side, Vidra hired
ing a Business When There Are No Easy Answers, and reassure the staff on his behalf. NewsCred’s Kayvan Salmanpour as chief reve-
written by Ben Horowitz, the co-founder of the It turned out that many things were about nue officer, and Eliot Pierce, formerly of The
venture-capital firm Andreessen Horowitz and to change, and not entirely in ways that Hughes New York Times, as chief product officer. The
the former C.E.O. of Loudcloud, a software had anticipated. Hughes and Vidra had talked enterprise is in a state of re-invention, and what
company. The book focuses on the “struggle” of to potential candidates for Foer’s job in Octo- it will look like three or five years from now is
running a start-up and is largely a collection ber and November. Mere days after the 100th- impossible to say.
of blog posts that Horowitz composed over the anniversary gala, Hillary Frey, now the news di- “Chris did what people have always done
years. It’s not hard to see why the book might rector of the Disney-backed cable-news channel who bought magazines,” says one editor who
have struck a chord with an owner seeking a dra- Fusion, aimed at millennials, told them she was knows The New Republic well but is uncon-
matic change. Horowitz delivers this message not in a position to accept the job. Soon after, nected to recent events. “He wants prestige;
about what the hard things really are: “The hard Vidra offered the position to Gabriel Snyder, a he wants acceptance. And he also wants to do
thing isn’t setting a big, hairy, audacious goal. former editor at Gawker who was currently at good for the world… He’s not getting what
The hard thing is laying people off when you Bloomberg News, working on building up the he’s entitled to under those rules. He’s become
miss the big goal. The hard thing isn’t hiring company’s Web presence. Then, on Thursday, the bad guy. And I’m sure he lies awake at
great people. The hard thing is when those ‘great December 4, at around eight A.M., Foer heard night thinking, How did this happen?” Hughes
people’ develop a sense of entitlement and start a rumor, which he quickly confirmed, that Sny- himself has more than one answer. A topic he
demanding unreasonable things.” der was replacing him. came back to more than once in our conversa-
Foer spoke to everyone on the staff about tion in New York was the difference between
The Fear Factor what was happening. He told his wife. Then what he sees as a hidebound East Coast and

E ven before Vidra got the job, word was


circulating in media circles that Hughes
was looking to hire a new C.E.O. who would
he told Leon Wieseltier, who had worked at
the magazine for three decades, and from
there the news of Foer’s imminent firing was all
a more technologically creative West Coast,
and he attributed resistance to change to “fear
on this coast,” meaning the East. That said, he
shake things up, specifically by hiring a new over the media in Washington and New York. also understands that his handling of the transi-
editor to replace Foer. “In bringing Guy in, we Before Hughes knew that Foer knew, everyone in tion was abysmal. He said to one colleague as
were making a pivot … to new kinds of digital the newsroom knew what was about to happen. the magazine began to implode, “I fucked up.”
storytelling,” Hughes told me. “And that was Given how Hughes had socialized with
not Frank’s strong suit. And he specifically said them, had seemingly bared his soul to them, Happy Birthday
that to me.” When I told him that the departed
staffers I spoke to told me they were not afraid
of change and were willing to write for the Web,
and had acted like a peer as well as a boss, the
dismissal of Foer was shocking to the staff. The
D.C. members gathered at Foer’s house to dis-
T he 100th-anniversary party of The New
Republic was held on November 19, 2014,
in the neoclassical Andrew W. Mellon Audito-
he cut me off. “Stop right there—that’s the cuss what had just happened. They talked into rium, on Constitution Avenue, along the Mall
problem… Anyone who said that, that really the early morning and agreed that before a in downtown Washington, D.C. Wynton Mar-
means: I really want to write for print, but if the planned 10 A.M. staff meeting with Hughes and salis was one of the honored guests, providing
Web editor is annoying enough, then I’ll fire Vidra they would send word to Greg Veis, the the music. Former president Bill Clinton deliv-
off a blog post once a week. That can’t be our magazine’s executive editor, about whether they ered the keynote speech. Supreme Court justice
starting point.” Hughes himself gave no explicit were staying at the magazine or not. In the end, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who had to be nudged
sign that he was unhappy with Foer’s editorship, 15 senior editors and at least 13 contributing awake toward the end of the festivities, gave a
and with the 100th anniversary of the magazine editors told Veis they would depart. Many of congratulatory toast to the magazine. Despite
approaching—a gala dinner was planned for No- them pulled articles they had been working on the celebratory setting, the mood among many
vember 19—Foer and his colleagues were busy for the next issue. Hughes, left with nothing to of the attendees was more like a bedside vigil.
putting together a special centennial issue. At publish, had to cancel it. Another print issue Early in the evening, Chris Hughes took the
one point, in the middle of all this, Vidra gave a would not appear for nearly three months. By stage. Framed by 60-foot limestone pilasters,
disastrous presentation to the staff, full of Silicon the time it did, the announced plan was for the Hughes looked even wispier than usual. He
Valley buzzwords and a reference to “wartime once weekly magazine to publish 10 print issues should have been marking a crowning achieve-
C.E.O.’s” and “peacetime C.E.O.’s” that was a year and to transform itself into a “vertically ment. But he was about to fire the magazine’s
straight out of Horowitz’s book. Vidra said the integrated digital-media company.” In charac- editor, Franklin Foer; just a few months earlier,
staff shouldn’t be afraid to “break shit.” When teristic cyberprose, Vidra sent a memo to staff he had reportedly described himself and Foer
I talked to editors and writers about what had calling for the creation of “improved products as “intellectual partners moving into the next
made the speech so upsetting—was it really just across all platforms.” The Washington office decade.” At a nearby table sat Sean Eldridge,
the buzzwords?—one of them explained that, was largely shut down. Most operations would who had just weeks before suffered a humiliat-
yes, it was partly the buzzwords, but it was also now be run from New York. The New Republic ing landslide loss in his first political race and
that Vidra appeared to have no familiarity with has been transplanted to a recently refurbished now was back to work at Hudson River Ven-
the magazine, and that he generally ignored space in the landmark Lincoln Building on the tures. Hughes spoke haltingly about the future
Foer whenever he could, staying in his com- southwest side of Union Square. There are dark of the magazine. To many of his New Republic
mand center behind two giant flat-screens. “He wood floors, and visitors walk immediately past colleagues, he had appeared increasingly distant
was just getting people nervous about the future a big kitchen with a farm table and a comfort- during forays to the office, and he had grown
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tired of the focus on the magazine’s centennial. daughter, Evgenia, is a V.F. contributing editor.) staff and former editors and writers of the mag-
In October, at a panel discussion at the New Next onstage was Guy Vidra, who opened azine. Wieseltier spoke about the magazine’s
York Public Library honoring the magazine, his comments by thanking the evening’s spon- history. “There are careers that are also call-
Hughes declared to a colleague at the end of the sors: not just Credit Suisse, which had been ings, and products that are also public goods,”
night, “I never want to talk about the history of The New Republic’s “centennial anniversary he said. It seemed that everyone knew what
this place again.” He doesn’t recall making this partner” for an entire year, but also BP, HBO, was about to come, even though they didn’t.
remark. Hughes did not invite former owner Diageo, and the Wine Institute. When he intro- When the speeches were done, Wynton Marsal-
Marty Peretz to the centennial gala—apparent duced Foer, he mispronounced his name, as if it is struck up “Happy Birthday.” It was the only
payback for a Wall Street Journal op-ed, written rhymed with “lawyer.” (It rhymes with “lore.”) time he has ever played the song, Marsalis later
by Peretz, that was critical of Hughes. (Peretz’s Foer gave a heartfelt speech honoring the said, when nobody sang along. 

The Good Soldier them up facing the water, beyond view of the ing to Cunningham, Hatley said, “Hey, what
soldiers in the Humvees. From atop the Brad- we did was for Soto and Guerrero. For all our
ley, wearing night-vision goggles, Evoy was the guys who have fallen. This is retaliation, and we
only one to witness the scene directly. He saw won’t have to face these guys again. It stays in
the men side by side in a line, still bound and this group, this brotherhood, and we’re all on
blindfolded, with the company’s triumvirate the same page. We dropped them off because
directly behind them, raising pistols for the ex- we didn’t have the evidence. And don’t worry.
ecutions—Doc Leahy on the left, then Mayo, If anything ever comes up, it’ll start with me
then Hatley. He did not distinguish between and end with me. I’ll fall on the sword.” Many
the detainees—which among them was the Big of the soldiers were impressed. Cunningham
Guy, or Crybaby, or the boy. He saw Doc Lea- was not.
hy fire first, and the victim slump unnaturally. Hatley instructed a soldier to remove the
Evoy dropped down into the Bradley to avoid flex- cuffs and blindfolds from the back of
C ON T I N U E D F ROM PAGE 77 Hamdani, which seeing anything else. Sickened, he heard other the Bradley, take them to the burn pit, and
was known to them from previous operations. shots ring out. destroy them. Cunningham dropped his gear
Hatley directed the patrol into an open field, Doc Leahy was a left-handed shooter. As the on his cot, grabbed a Gatorade, and went out-
where he called for a halt by an irrigation ca- event was later reconstructed, he shot the man side to sit on the hood of a Humvee. He was
nal whose edges were overgrown with reeds. in front of him at close range in the back of staring into the distance when Mayo came up
The vehicles fanned out into routine defensive the head. Unexpectedly, the man fell backward and told him that Hatley wanted him to write
positions, dozens of yards apart, and waited against him as he died. The Iraqi to his right the final patrol report, the so-called debrief.
there with the drivers at the wheels and the top flinched at the sound and turned his head to “Why do I gotta do it?”
gunners scanning sectors 360 degrees around. the left just as Leahy fired at him. The round “Because you’re the fucking patrol leader.
Cunningham was extremely edgy. After a few entered his head around his left ear and exited So get your ass inside.”
minutes, his gunner dropped down and said, through his face. He fell onto the ground, where Cunningham suspected that they were try-
“Hey, Sergeant Cunningham, they’re stand- he lay awkwardly on his back, gurgling and ing to make him complicit by getting him to fal-
ing behind the truck.” Cunningham snapped, moaning. Almost simultaneously, Hatley shot sify the report. He should have refused to obey,
“Who the fuck’s behind the truck? You’re the and killed a man, and Mayo shot and killed but he was afraid of the fight that would ensue.
fucking gunner! Why’d you let them get be- another. Hatley then came over, looked down He was afraid of unknowable consequences
hind the truck? Why didn’t you pull security?” at Leahy’s gurgling victim, and dispatched him too. So he was not the Hollywood hero. He
The gunner said, “No, it’s First Sergeant Hat- with two shots to the chest. The fate of the fifth was a normal human being. He did as he was
ley, Sergeant Mayo, and Doc Leahy.” man is unknown. Did he somehow escape, or ordered, and under the close supervision of
was he, too, shot then and there? All that is cer- Hatley wrote a deceptive report. The report

C unningham got out of the truck and found


them waiting with pistols drawn. Accord-
ing to Cunningham, Hatley said, “This is your
tain is that at least four detainees died that night.
After the shooting ended, Evoy went back up to
see what was happening. The dead men’s blind-
never went anywhere: apparently it was made
to disappear. The paperwork exercise turned
out to be a manipulative game. Afterward, Hat-
chance. Do you want to help kill them?” Cun- folds were removed, and the flex-cuffs were cut ley may have thought that he had Cunningham
ningham said, “No, I don’t. I already told you, from their wrists. Evoy watched the three shoot- where he wanted him. But Cunningham was
I’m not down for this.” The three men turned ers kick the corpses into the canal. deeply disturbed. The parallels with the murder
and walked away. Cunningham climbed back of his friend Chad Yarbrough in the Bakersfield
into his Humvee. To the soldiers inside, he
said, “You guys better see right now who’s in
this vehicle, and remember who stayed in this
T he sound of the gunshots tore Cunning-
ham’s world apart. He sat in shock, won-
dering about the consequences. Hartson sat be-
orange grove did not escape him.

IV. Rebellion
vehicle.” Hatley, Mayo, and Leahy went over
to the Bradley and ordered the commander,
Evoy, to drop the rear ramp. When the ramp
hind him, terrified. He thought of the Big Guy,
with whom he had been speaking just minutes
before; he thought of the prayer beads in his
T he army takes the high road. It instructs
its recruits on their solemn obligation to
resist illegal orders, and to report war crimes if
dropped, the light from the inside spilled onto pocket. No one in the vehicle said a word. The they occur. In the field it reminds them repeat-
Hatley, standing outside. Hatley told Hartson bloody blindfolds and flex-cuffs were thrown edly about the rules of engagement—including
to switch off the light. Mayo and Leahy pulled into the back of the Bradley. Hatley, Mayo, that they are not allowed to target civilians, or
the detainees outside. Mayo reclaimed his and Leahy then got into their Humvee. Hat- to rape and pillage, or, for instance, to execute
pistol from Hartson, who walked over to Cun- ley ordered the patrol to return to the combat blindfolded suspects who have been lined up
ningham’s Humvee and climbed into the back. outpost. When it got there, Hatley gathered the beside a canal. Furthermore, it maintains an
Hatley, Mayo, and Leahy took the detainees a soldiers for a short talk. Memories of his exact “open door” policy, under which any soldier
few feet away to the edge of the canal and lined words vary, but only to a small degree. Accord- of whatever rank can go to his commanding of-
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soldiers and maiming another. Cunningham chest. He zipped him into a body bag and
The Good Soldier took it hard. He called his family in Bakers- delivered him to an Iraqi checkpoint, no ques-
field and said, “I failed. I was one of the tions asked. In the Humvee, Leahy complained
ficer to report a violation of any kind. But here strongest guys in the company, but my body about the blood on his clothes.
was a catch for Cunningham: as a soldier with let me down.” They thought he was talking
deep experience in the field, he believed that
Hatley’s commanders at both the company
and battalion level had effectively ceded author-
about pneumonia. He did not dare to say that
his greatest failure had occurred on the day
of the murders. He had tried three times to
B y late summer of 2007, Cunningham trust-
ed nearly no one. His was not the only
dissenting mind. At around the same time an
ity to Hatley and would align with him in the resist the plan but had never gone far enough. Alpha Company private named Scott Thomas
event of an allegation. He had allowed Hatley to outsmart him. He Beauchamp sent an anonymous firsthand re-
In any case, Cunningham was at first too had failed his soldiers, failed himself, and port to The New Republic, where his wife was a
conflicted to contemplate reporting the mur- failed the memory of Chad Yarbrough. fact-checker. The magazine published the re-
ders. He withdrew into himself, became a By now, Cunningham had decided to re- port under the title “Shock Troops.” It detailed
chain-smoker overnight, and began to work out port the crime—but only once the company various sorts of misconduct, including running
obsessively in the loneliness of the gym. After was safely clear of Baghdad and he himself was over dogs, the mocking of a disfigured female
a month of this he asked a battalion medic for back in the United States, beyond the reach of soldier, and clowning around with a fragment
relief, without explaining why. The medic gave Hatley. Meanwhile, however, there was this loss of a child’s skull dug up from a grave. But the
him Prozac, then doubled the dose, then gradu- of three men in a single day. Cunningham felt report turned out to be impossible to verify,
ated him to Effexor. He could not shake feel- that he should have been with the patrol—that and the magazine was forced into a retraction.
ings of anger and anxiety. He became distant maybe he would have done something differ- Hatley sent an e-mail to a reactionary military
from everyone. He began to confront Mayo in ently. He wondered what was going to happen blog, the Foxhole, in which he wrote, “I can as-
private. The change was obvious to others, and now. Would Hatley dispatch other patrols to sure you that not a single word of this was
a threat to some. Suddenly, Cunningham was seek revenge? Cunningham strained to get out true… My soldiers’ conduct is consistently
an outcast, whom even lower-ranking soldiers of Germany fast, and two weeks later returned honorable… I’m proud of my soldiers and
dared to disrespect openly. The most blatant of to Baghdad. would gladly give my life for any one of them.”
them was Evoy, the sergeant who from atop the It was still summer, and searing hot. Two He signed it “Sincerely,” and probably did
Bradley had witnessed the incident at the canal, more soldiers in Alpha Company had been mean every word he wrote. But Beauchamp’s
and, according to Cunningham, had since taken wounded, and two others were soon to die. allegations paled in comparison to what was
to wising off to him, calling him a pussy to other Morale was low, and the working atmosphere really going on.
soldiers, and saying to Mayo, “Look how I talk was ugly. Word of the canal killings had seeped Cunningham continued to act out. They
to him. He won’t do shit.” Cunningham finally through the ranks. Hatley was still comporting had only a few months left to go before return-
had enough. One night, in the heat of an argu- himself as if nothing had changed, but among ing to Germany. But after a particularly angry
ment, he yanked Evoy out of the sleeping quar- many of his subordinates the attitude toward confrontation with Mayo in the field, he entered
ters and punched him full force in the mouth. him was drifting from devotion toward fear. A the Tactical Operations Center and told Hatley
Evoy fell back against a wall, and Cunningham sergeant in Hatley’s headquarters platoon con- he would not serve with Mayo any longer. Hat-
followed, pulling him down and pummeling fided his own worries to Cunningham, express- ley must have known that it all went back to the
him on the ground. Evoy never stood a chance. ing suspicions about wanton killings, particular- killings. He ordered everyone out of the room.
Soldiers came out of their rooms and pulled ly at night, by certain gunners who seemed to According to Cunningham, he said, “You don’t
Cunningham off. have joined the army for the express purpose of get to make those decisions. I do. I run this
Then came the surprise: Hatley let it slide. shooting Arabs. Some of the rumors may have company, not the C.O., and not you. I’ve been
Cunningham received no formal warning or been the result of ugly bravado, but as Cunning- putting up with your shit for months. And, Ser-
note in his record. This appears to have been ham probed he was disturbed by what he heard. geant Cunningham, are you trackin’ that I’m
a strategy intended to avoid a rupture. Even- In particular there had been an incident in not afraid to go to prison?”
tually, Cunningham assaulted Doc Leahy as January of that year, several months before the “Roger, First Sergeant.”
well—again with no repercussions. Repeatedly killings at the canal. The story had come to “Do you know what that means?”
he asked Mayo for a transfer to another unit, him in significant detail. A remotely controlled “Roger, First Sergeant.”
and each time he was told no. He says Mayo land mine had exploded ineffectively beside the Cunningham took it as a threat. He left the
asked him to consider his soldiers and their captain’s personal-security detail—a small ar- encounter worried about his safety. Recently
families: did he want to expose them to risk in mored detachment—and Hatley had rushed to he said to me, “Did I think Hatley could have?
the middle of a war by breaking up the team? the scene with Doc Leahy and a quick-reaction Yes. Did I know about other cases of him ex-
Obviously he did not. force. By the time they got there, the appar- ecuting and murdering people? Yes. Did I know
ent triggerman had been brought down with of situations where he was in combat and shot

S everal months after the murders, in the


summer of 2007, Cunningham came
down with pneumonia. He fought it at the
a burst of machine-gun fire that nearly severed
his leg but did not kill him. According to later
eyewitness testimony, Hatley had him put onto
people down? Yes. So, the temperament was
there. Did I think he would really do it to a U.S.
soldier?” He hesitated. He sighed. He did not
combat outpost, blacked out, woke up in a litter and loaded into the back of a Bradley, know. He had certainly been frightened.
the combat-support hospital in the Green where Leahy worked to stanch the bleeding.
Zone, blacked out, woke up among soldiers in Hatley announced that they would transport V. Article 15
bloody bandages in the tent hospital at Balad
Air Base, blacked out, and woke up in a U.S.
military hospital in Germany. He lost 30
the prisoner to the combat-support hospital.
But rather than taking them north and east
toward the Green Zone, Hatley directed them
C unningham was now a pariah. He says
warnings spread through Alpha Company
to be careful about what was said around him.
pounds and nearly died. Once in Germany west, and after 10 minutes called for a halt on Thirteen men had been present at the killings
he recovered quickly. On the day he got out an empty stretch of road. He then pulled the at the canal site, and Cunningham was the one
of the hospital, a sergeant called him into an prisoner from the Bradley and, with Leahy’s who could take them all down. For Cunning-
office and gave him some bad news: a Second help, dragged him down an embankment be- ham it was a dangerous position to be in. Crit-
Platoon patrol had hit a land mine, killing two side the road, where he shot him twice in the ics later blamed him for not coming forward at
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once, but the army has no mechanisms in place He said, “Do you know what you just did?” plan. The Article 15 hearing was duly held.
that would have whisked him away and protect- “I demand a court-martial.” Cunningham was put on probation and given
ed him. For precisely that reason, war crimes No viable defense existed for the miscon- some extra-duty days—a modest penalty that
are more common than is generally supposed: duct Cunningham was charged with, and a allowed him to retain his rank.
they are simply too dangerous to report. A relat- conviction would follow him for the rest of Newman, however, had run with the war-
ed truth is that some number of soldier suicides his life. But he was defiant. He told me that crimes story. In defiance of McGaha’s instruc-
in combat zones are not suicides at all—they are this was “one of those ‘fuck you’ things.” He tions, without the approval of Cunningham,
murders committed to cover up crimes. At the was going to force Hatley and Mayo onto the and in violation of attorney-client privilege, he
highest level, American military leaders must witness stand and make them squirm. He had took a barely modified version of Cunning-
be aware of the pattern. They could begin to been assigned an army lawyer, an inexperi- ham’s written statement to the Schweinfurt
remedy the problem if they chose to—just as enced young captain named Richard New- office of the army’s Criminal Investigation
they have in the case of sexual assaults within man, to whom he had confided nothing. He Division, the C.I.D. He seemed to think the
the ranks, where immediate protections are of- had no intention of bringing up the killings— agents could give his client immunity—despite
fered to accusers. But war crimes are different. not here, not now. He wanted to go to court their explanation that they had no authority to
The United States takes a serious hit every time for no better reason than to put up a fight. do so. The agents took the written statement
one is reported. It seems that the leadership and outsmarted Newman into divulging Cun-
would rather not know about them than have
to deal with every one that takes place. The con-
sequence, however unintentional, is that soldiers
H atley seems to have assumed otherwise,
and logically so: why else would Cun-
ningham call for a court-martial except to
ningham’s identity, with no protection in place.
Newman had blundered. As Cunningham
remembers, Newman came to him and said,
who report war crimes are put in harm’s way. expose the murders? According to Cunning- “Hey, I think I fucked you.” McGaha eventu-
Had Cunningham come forward in Baghdad, ham, Hatley buttonholed him after they left ally pulled Newman from the case and took it
he would have been exposed to a battlefield the commander’s office and said, “It’s that on himself, but the damage had been done.
where there were a hundred ways to die. Even fucking lawyer.” Cunningham denied it. In
silent dissent was tricky for him now.
Cunningham tried but could not contain his
rage. He was angry not just with Hatley and
fact, Newman was as surprised as anyone by
the court-martial request. Cunningham had
a 2005 Chevy Malibu that he kept in pris-
I n January 2008, the C.I.D. began calling in
the Alpha Company soldiers to break them
down and get them to talk. The interviews were
his sergeants but also with the company’s of- tine condition. He left the garrison and drove recorded on video and became part of the pub-
ficers, whom he held ultimately responsible for home to an apartment that he shared with an- lic record. The agents’ tactics were convention-
the company’s actions. When the platoon’s new other sergeant on the far side of town. Several al: having advised the soldiers of their right to
lieutenant, a fresh West Point graduate named nights later he found that two of its tires had legal representation, they relied on the soldiers’
Benjamin Boyd, pressed him one too many been slashed. He read it as a warning from naïve reluctance to ask for it and urged them to
times about his attitude, Cunningham turned Hatley. But if the tire slashing was meant to man up and confess, which the agents claimed
away from him abruptly, saying, “I have to get silence him, it had the opposite effect. For all the others had done. And the agents were
out of here before I rip your head off.” Boyd Cunningham it was the last straw. He went to sympathetic. They said, “Hey, we get it that
reported Cunningham to the company com- his lawyer and in the strictest confidence ex- those fuckers deserved to die, and Baghdad is
mander. This forced Hatley’s hand. He dredged plained that the misconduct charges against tough duty, and we all make mistakes—so you
up the two prior assault cases, added this case him stemmed from a much larger problem—a might as well explain your side.” The videos
of insubordination, and drew up formal Article multiple murder beside a canal. are painful to watch. They show the soldiers
15 charges. Article 15 is a non-judicial disciplin- Thus began a process, rare for our era, in proceeding in line to the slaughter. Only Hatley
ary proceeding by which a commanding officer which a serving soldier—not families, not vic- is smart enough to demand a lawyer and termi-
may demote a soldier, restrict him to base, dock tims, not the press—dragged the army into con- nate the questioning. All of the others start with
his pay, and require additional duty hours— fronting a war crime. The path was convoluted. denials, then waver, then end up baring their
potentially with career-ending consequences. Cunningham says he had no intention of using souls. These are authentic records of an Ameri-
According to Cunningham, Hatley called him the information to his advantage in the Article can tragedy. They are not for casual viewing.
in and showed him the paperwork. He tried to 15 case. He was too angry even to consider Mayo is pathetic, his ambitions shattered. Doc
return Cunningham to the fold. He said, “Hey, making deals with the authorities, and he never Leahy is forlorn. His initial lies are halfhearted.
look, I’m going to give you the answers to the did. But Newman was intrigued by Cunning- He seems to be utterly broken by the time he
test. You go seek amends. You go talk to Mayo. ham’s claims. Amidst all the drunken-driving describes the killings.
You apologize your ass off to Boyd. You’re not and bar-fight violations that junior military law- The C.I.D. soon had a clear picture of
going to be a problem child anymore. This will yers have to handle, here was a chance for a the main events—the murders at the canal as
all go away.” Cunningham refused. The situa- war-crimes case. Newman phoned his superior, well as the alleged execution of the wounded
tion was getting out of control, and Hatley was a senior defense counsel and army major prisoner on a roadside. The agents never
probably afraid. He had no choice but to send named Stephen McGaha, who then contacted tried to question Cunningham, because he
the paperwork up the chain of command. Cunningham. Cunningham said that he wanted had a lawyer from the start and had already
Alpha Company left Baghdad in Novem- to come forward with the information. Realizing provided a statement—the original one. And
ber 2007, after 14 months of combat, and re- that Cunningham was at risk of being charged the C.I.D. could read the winds. Cunning-
turned to the standard hail-the-heroes home- himself unless this was carefully handled, Mc- ham may have done the right thing by in-
coming at Schweinfurt. Soon afterward, Gaha insisted that he withdraw the self-defeating forming the authorities—Army values! Sol-
Cunningham was summoned to the brigade court-martial request and take the Article 15 dier’s creed!—but he was a snitch nonetheless
commander’s office and formally presented punishments. Newman was to gather the war- and had become the most hated man at the
with the Article 15 charges. Hatley and the Al- crimes information in writing and then send it to garrison. Ordinary soldiers mean-mugged
pha Company commander were there. A line McGaha for modification into a document that him when he walked by. They stopped and
on the form allowed Cunningham to invoke could be presented without disclosing Cunning- stared. Under their breath they called him
his right to a full trial at which he could call ham’s identity. They would deal with the war- “rat” and “bitch.” In their own way, the
witnesses and defend himself—a court-martial. crimes allegations, but only after working out army prosecutors were going to mean-mug
He signed it. The commander was surprised. some protection. Cunningham agreed to the him, too. There was no need for further con-
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strued as an “action” component, even if his dence that further eroded their position. The
The Good Soldier presence was imposed from above. But a crimi- prosecutors conferred briefly and came back to
nal state of mind? A meeting of minds? All the say that they would ask the convening general
versation. They thought they had him in a bag. evidence pointed in the opposite direction. Culp for permission to drop the charges against Cun-
What they lacked, no matter whom they believed that the charge of conspiracy could not ningham and offer him unconditional immun-
went after, was corroborating evidence beyond withstand challenge in court. He flew home and ity, with no quid pro quo required.
the statements they had gathered. The problem began sharpening his knives. It was a retreat in anticipation of defeat.
was they had no patrol report from the killings Late 2008. Hatley had long fantasized about The move was formalized within an hour. Af-
at the canal, no complaints from Iraqis, no Norse warriors and had taken on the identity to ter months of maneuvering, Culp and Bossi
identities, no date, and no exact location. They the degree of having himself tattooed with Vi- had won conclusively before the trial had even
had multiple witnesses and confessions—includ- king symbols and images. But it was hard to started. Cunningham was stunned. When the
ing from two of the people who had done the live up to that now. He had his own civilian prosecutors asked him if he would have a prob-
shooting—but no bones, no bodies, no remains. lawyer, a longtime resident of Germany named lem with testifying against the others, he said
Much was later made of this by Hatley and his David Court. Because Hatley insisted on plead- “Nope” without hesitation. For the next four
supporters, as if therefore no crime had been ing innocent to the murder charges, Court had hours, in the company of his lawyers, he went
committed. But the likely explanation is either a difficult case on his hands. On his advice, over the story again, and in greater detail than
that investigators were looking in the wrong Hatley demanded a speedy trial. It was a gam- he had previously provided. Suddenly he was
place—the killings had taken place in a remote ble. The idea apparently was to go through the the government’s star witness. Stars and Stripes
location and at night, more than a year earlier— legal process before anyone else, so that the oth- and other American newspapers reported that
or that the bodies had been retrieved by friends ers—because of constitutional protections the charges against him had been dropped, but
and family. Beyond that, it is hardly surprising if against self-incrimination—could not be sum- without explanation; officially, Cunningham
residents did not want to cooperate with Ameri- moned as witnesses. Cunningham was disgust- was an innocent man, but the stain remained.
cans knocking on their doors. ed by the attempt. To me he said, “He showed Soldiers in Germany believed he had cut a deal
In the summer of 2008, Hatley was his true colors right there. He could no longer to save his hide. This was untrue, but in the di-
charged with pre-meditated murder for the muscle and intimidate and put the fear into vision he was despised.
killing of the single prisoner beside the road somebody. All the air went out of his balloon. Leahy’s trial came next. It was a full court-
and the killing of four at the canal. With slight ‘Hey, Hatley, what happened? You were that martial, at which Cunningham and others
variations, Leahy was charged with the same big saber-wielding, lead-from-the-front macho- testified. Leahy had confessed to his role; his
crimes. Mayo was charged with pre-meditated man alpha male. What happened to falling on defense was that he was under immense stress.
murder for his actions at the canal. Almost your sword? What happened to it starting and The jurors did not buy it. They let him off the
everyone who had been on that patrol was ending with you? What happened to loving hook for his admitted involvement in the first
charged with violations of some kind. And your soldiers and thinking of them as your killing, but convicted him for the killings at the
Jess Cunningham himself, who had tried to sons?’ But, no, he and his lawyer demand a canal. He was sentenced to life in prison with
prevent the crimes, was charged with conspir- speedy trial so he can get through everything.” the possibility of parole—a term later reduced
acy to commit pre-meditated murder. by a general’s order to 20 years. Then came

VI. The Man from Texas I t didn’t work out that way. Cunningham
went first. Culp flew in and joined with Bos-
Mayo. After learning of Leahy’s sentence, he
plea-bargained a term of 35 years—which later

I n Germany, Cunningham’s defense counsel,


Major McGaha, was rotated to a new assign-
si, prepared to do battle over definitions of con-
spiracy. The court-martial was to take place at
was also reduced to 20 years.

ment, and another army lawyer appeared—a


young captain named Jessica Bossi, who knew
she needed help. Bossi advised Cunningham
the Vilseck garrison, near the Czech border.
Culp had already submitted a motion for dis-
missal, arguing that Newman’s unauthorized
F inally it was Hatley’s turn. He had entered
a plea of not guilty. The trial began on
April 13, 2009, and lasted three days—long for
to scrape his savings together and hire a civil- delivery of Cunningham’s statement to the a court-martial. Security was high, with mili-
ian defense counsel—the very best war lawyer C.I.D. rose to the level of ineffective counsel in tary police positioned around the courthouse.
he could find. Cunningham did exactly that. violation of Cunningham’s constitutional rights, Cunningham’s was not the only testimony
Within days he had engaged an attorney in and that therefore the statement and the evi- against Hatley; it was corroborated by a string
Austin, Texas, named James D. Culp, a former dence that resulted from it—meaning every- of other Alpha Company soldiers, including
paratrooper and army defense counsel who thing—could not be used against him. The gov- Leahy and Mayo. The jury consisted of mid-
is highly experienced in war-crimes cases and ernment had parried with arguments that Culp ranking officers and senior sergeants, none of
widely considered to be one of the most effec- thought must have seemed even to the prosecu- whom looked happy to be there. Hatley sat
tive military-trial lawyers in the field. Culp works tors to be a stretch. The decision would depend straight-backed, chest out, in dress uniform—a
for pennies on the dollar, defending soldiers in on the presiding judge, Lieutenant Colonel Ed- soldier’s soldier for all to see.
trouble worldwide. He is an impetuous bear of ward J. O’Brien. Culp had tried cases before He did not testify in his own defense but
a man, six feet four inches and physically pow- him in Korea and knew him from Iraq. He summoned about 40 character witnesses to
erful, with a rapid-fire mind and a sense of hu- thought of him as an excellent, no-nonsense le- speak on his behalf. All of them said he was
mor that can be devastating in front of a jury. gal mind. On Thursday, February 12, 2009, a great soldier, a great leader, and the best the
He immediately flew to Germany to meet with Culp and Bossi walked in to hash out the argu- army had to offer. This is known as the Good
Cunningham, whom he took on as much as a ments in the judge’s chambers. Cunningham Soldier defense, and it is unique to military jus-
cause as a client. After looking into the case, he was waiting outside. Judge O’Brien started by tice. It allows jurors to hear evidence of good
decided that the charge of conspiracy was fa- counting the prosecutors in the room. As Culp military character in deciding whether a crime
tally weak. In legal terms, conspiracy requires a recalls, he said, “One, two, three, four. I see four has been committed. Congress has stripped
criminal state of mind, a meeting of minds, and prosecutors and one James Culp. You guys this defense from military sexual-assault trials
action in furtherance of the thinking by anyone need to go out and get another prosecutor.” but has allowed it to remain in cases of mur-
involved. Cunningham’s presence at the canal, The prosecutors smiled at the joke, perhaps der on the battlefield. Among those who pro-
where by some measure he had guarded the thinly. They seemed to take it as a warning of vided testimony was Command Sergeant Ma-
killers during the crime, could maybe be con- O’Brien’s intentions. Culp introduced new evi- jor Ralph Beam, the senior NCO of the U.S.
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Army in Europe. In the end, after four hours ing American lives by killing terrorists in Iraq. rehabilitation. Rehabilitation means a change
of deliberation, the jurors found Hatley not This may indeed be what Hatley thought he of heart, demonstrative remorse, and owning
guilty of murdering the single prisoner by the was doing beside the canal. And he appre- up to misdeeds. Because Hatley maintains his
roadside, though why they did so is not known. ciates the support, as he repeatedly says. innocence, he cannot provide this.
No amount of praise for Hatley, however, could The problem with the narrative is that it runs
overcome the necessity to hold him account-
able for the killings at the canal. The jury found
Hatley guilty of pre-meditated murder, and he
counter to the story he tells, the starting point
of which is that no crime was committed be-
cause no prisoners were killed. This is what he
T wo months after Hatley’s trial, Jess Cun-
ningham came to the end of his enlist-
ment. Honorably discharged from the army,
was sentenced to life in prison. has consistently maintained on an authorized he returned to Bakersfield and civilian life.
He rose to make a statement. The doors Web site, and recently in a long letter to me. His The first years back were extremely difficult.
to the courtroom were opened, and soldiers version of events is that the patrol came under He received volumes of hate mail through
crowded in. Accounts vary, but Hatley drew fire, pursued the aggressors until they were cap- the Internet and found himself isolated from
himself up and declared love for his soldiers tured, took them back to the combat outpost, Bakersfield society—nearly the pariah that he
and pride for having served with the best then drove them to the canal and released them had been in the army. Social media were not
damned infantry unit in the United States for lack of evidence; that Cunningham was a a help. Women he met looked him up, found
Army. He did not give an inch. He called violence-prone malcontent; that when Cunning- the references to war crimes, and walked away.
out the name “Wolf Pack!” The audience re- ham was threatened with an Article 15 he tried Many of his old acquaintances turned their
sponded with “Hooah!” Hatley was led away in to escape it by inventing the war-crimes story; backs. They no longer knew what to make of
shackles. Later his sentence was reduced to 40 and that the prosecutors entered into a complex him, and did not have the patience to figure
years. He joined Mayo and Leahy in the mili- conspiracy so effective that it forced all the wit- it out. At rodeos and football games, people
tary’s maximum-security prison at Fort Leaven- nesses into agreeing about the killing, persuad- would sometimes take him for his twin broth-
worth, Kansas, where all three are held today. ing Leahy and Mayo to confess to murders that er, then grow awkward when he explained.
never occurred, letting Cunningham off the “Oh, so you’re the soldier one,” they would
VII. Return to Bakersfield hook in exchange for his fabricated testimony, say, before easing away.

T his is a story that should be taught in army


schools. Better yet, it should be studied at a
dedicated center for the study of war crimes, the
and using their wiles to crucify Hatley.
So, he is innocent and will never admit
to the crime. On that basis he filed a legal
Cunningham preferred it that way. He was an-
gry and distrustful. He drank, until he stopped.
He kept to himself, and still largely does. But it is
equivalent of an aircraft-accident investigative appeal, which was denied. He then filed a getting better now. He has a good job as a roust-
board where narratives are written, independent petition to a higher court, which was turned about at an oil refinery. He works out at a gym,
of punitive channels. Alpha Company 1-18, down, and another to the Supreme Court, shoots at a gun range, and sometimes hunts with
Baghdad, the surge. What happened here? which never stood a chance. If he serves his his cousins in the mountains outside of town. He
How could it have been detected in advance? full term he will be released in 2049, when has an immaculate pickup truck and recently
What are the dangers of esprit de corps? When he is 80 years old. Chances are he won’t stay bought a house. But the problem of misunder-
does a brotherhood become a gang? How does in that long. He is first eligible for parole in standing remains. In 2009, CNN ran a short se-
a good soldier turn bad? What is the nature of a 2019, when he will be 50, still young enough ries on this case, focused largely on the suffering
good soldier? Is it the same as that of a war- to rejoin society. Recently he has submitted caused to the families of the imprisoned men.
rior? What is the balance between narcissism a petition to the army clemency-and-parole Cunningham agreed to talk, despite the advice of
and pride? And, after the fact, what obstacles board, asking for special relief. He has been Culp. When the reporter came to interview him,
exist to the reporting of crimes? These are es- a model prisoner, of course. He has helped she was so uninformed that as a way of breaking
sential questions best explored through history’s to ease tensions among black, white, and His- the ice she said, as Cunningham recalls, “I have
examples, but the army is so averse to negative panic contingents, and has earned the respect a message for you. Mrs. Hatley would like to say
publicity that it allows the memory of war of nearly everyone, including the guards. He she forgives you.” To me Cunningham said, “I’ve
crimes to fade, and tries to proceed just as be- has attended the Leavenworth Vocational never had one nightmare. I’ve never had one
fore. That is what happened here. With Hatley’s Barber College and become a licensed barber guilt issue about Leahy, Hatley, and Mayo. The
conviction and Cunningham’s departure, the in the state of Kansas. He has successfully only thing that really upsets me is that three times
story got wrapped into a bundle and dropped completed 1,080 hours in the prison’s Em- that day I failed to stop them.”
out of sight. broidery Technician Vocational Program. He Every day he thinks about it. His parents tell
The protagonists, however, continue to live it. is currently enrolled in an extension program him he has to let it go, but he cannot. He tells
Having admitted to their crimes and expressed of Upper Iowa University and hopes to earn them they don’t understand. He is an extraordi-
regret, Leahy and Mayo won approval in May an M.B.A. by December 2016. There is no narily gentle and courteous man. He loves the
for parole and will be released in the fall of 2015. doubt that he has behaved well. But there is a army and is proud to have served two combat
Hatley is a different matter. He has become an problem with his petition to the board. The re- tours. But he carries the killings inside his head.
Internet martyr for reactionaries. They believe quirements for release are tied to the purposes As long as he does, in Bakersfield he will always
that he has been unjustly imprisoned for sav- of incarceration, which in the military include be the outsider, the loner, the soldier one. 

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PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE

Stephen
FRY
The English actor—whose credits include the 1997 film Wilde and the BBC series
Blackadder—now publishing his third memoir, More Fool Me, confesses
his weaknesses for music, South American powders, and his newlywed husband

W hat is your idea of per-


fect happiness? Lying
in one of two twin ham-
mocks on an English lawn in June. A glass
of something cool and vinous is balanced
powders. What or who is the greatest love of your
life? My exquisite, kind, gentle, patient, and adorable
husband, Elliott. Which talent would you most like to
have? Musicianship. What is your current state of
mind? Ridiculously cheerful. If you could change
on my tummy. A speaker hanging above one thing about yourself, what would it
the tree plays Glenn Gould. A Wodehouse be? My laziness. Not in work-related mat-
novel is spread-eagled on my chest. I will pick ters, but social laziness. Thank-you letters,
it up in a moment. Oh, the other hammock is organization, that sort of thing. What do
occupied by my beloved husband. What is your you consider your greatest achieve-
greatest fear? Being found out. Which living ment? Loving and being loved. I know,
person do you most admire? Probably Daniel treacly isn’t it, but there you are. If you
Barenboim. His blend of insane talent, intellect, and were to die and come back as a
profound humanitarianism is one that comes along person or thing, what do you think
very, very rarely. I would put Martina Navratilova and it would be? A neutered cat. What
Stephen Sondheim in a tie for second. What is your is your most treasured possession? A
greatest extravagance? My husband. I’m kidding, signed photograph. “To Stephen Fry, All the
I’m kidding … books, pictures, and a compulsive need best, P. G. Wodehouse.” I wrote to him when I
to have the latest version of every shiny smartphone, was a schoolboy. What do you regard as the
tablet, and other digital geegaw. And a degener- lowest depth of misery? Well, as one who has
ate reluctance to turn right on entering an airplane. suffered episodes of depression that have driven
What is your favorite journey? The drive through me to attempt suicide, I cannot think of a misery
the Alps to Italy. What do you consider the most more acute than those but the horror of a swift
overrated virtue? Temperance. Which living per- and sudden bereavement that has left no chance to
son do you most despise? I would say that a man say good-bye. What is your favorite occupation?
you won’t have heard of, Paul Dacre, longtime edi- Watching Joan Hickson as Miss Marple or Peter Falk
tor of Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper, has done more as Columbo. How would you like to die? Over two
to damage the Britain I love than any single person. weeks, in a pleasant fug of palliative morphine if neces-
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? sary. Just time to say a cheerful good-bye to everyone.
“I wonder,” “darling,” “yes.” What is your great- What is your motto? “How can I tell you what I think
est regret? Wasted years ingesting South American until I’ve heard what I’m going to say?”
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