Professional Documents
Culture Documents
11 September 2003
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letters to barefacts | page 3 Try your hand at the BF Pub Quiz | page 20 trivial pursuits | page 22
2 NEWS 11 September 2003
Theatre Editor OVER THE PAST few days, chalk markings that
seem to be related to The Omen films have
Daisy Clay appeared on pavements all over campus.
The messages range from simply “The
ps21dc
@surrey.ac.uk Omen”, to “You don’t get the point” or
simply just “O”. Of course, these messages
may have more than just a total randomness
Literature Editor
UniS Students up
of choice.
Jennifer Walker The Omen, which depicted the birth of the
anti-Christ and the havoc he wreaked upon
ph21jw
those around him, had many crucial scenes
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Dear barefacts,
Dear barefacts,
I am becoming increasingly disturbed by your stamp handed to you by a person.
one of the facilities on our beloved campus. Admittedly you can have your mail weighed Over the summer, I was a resident at Surrey will not be calling them again to notify them
I am now convinced that it may, in fact, be so you are sure that you have paid the Court before moving into my student house. of anything similar. I also do not understand
the worst example of its kind in the country. correct postage, but this hardly accounts for One morning as I woke up for work (rather how the University wish to maintain a
A number of years ago, it was acceptable. enough to call it a post office. You could rushed, I slept in) I smelt burning when I proper relationship with the students if their
For the last year or so, it has fallen below replace it with a set of scales, a weights & stepped outside my room into the corridor. staff have such attitudes towards them, and I
the absolute minimum standard. I believe costs reference table and the already-there Although I couldn’t quite work out where it suggest they seriously rethink the way they
it is a fair standard to set, considering such stamp vending machines. was coming from, I thought it appropriate to communicate. Get it sorted UniS!
items are a pre-requisite for the use of such On the rare occasion that I have gone to the notify University Security, so I dialled 3333
a service. post office and mistakenly believed that they to speak to them. Yours Sincerely,
In my somewhat long winded, riddled would be able to offer me a lowly envelope When the phone was answered, I was unsure
manner, I’m talking about our post office and (having forgotten the same situation a of whether I was supposed to call them or Ex-Surrey Court Resident
the sad sad fact that it doesn’t sell envelopes. number of months previously), they have the fire brigade, so I mentioned that I wasn’t
As already eluded to, an envelope (or some informed that although they do not sell sure if I had called the right number. They
other form of container for your mail) is envelopes, the shop does. Again this strikes replied with a rather arrogant tone “Well, is
essential in order to be in a position to have me as an appalling attitude to hold on the it an emergency?”. I then mentioned that I Got something to say? Got a
your mail weighed and the correct postage matter. Returning to example of a burger smelt burning on my floor, and the person on gripe about the University,
assigned. So the fact that the campus post van, if a customer wanted some tomato the other end of the line then said “Well, yes, Union or life in general?
office does not sell envelopes means that sauce, I wouldn’t expect to get away with that could be construed as an emergency” in
they are in fact over-payed, over hyped saying “oh I don’t have any but that shop an overly sarcastic tone. Then send a letter into
stamp vending. If I were let’s say running a over there does so you’re ok.” I wish to make the University aware that my barefacts, either by email
burger van, I wouldn’t expect a customer to I realise this is not an area of your room and the belongings were insured, and to barefacts@ussu.co.uk, on
provide a container for their food. How can responsibility, but I would urge you to notifying security when I was already late disc to the Communications
they get away with calling it a post office consider giving it the time and consideration for work was purely out of consideration Officer, or even on paper.
when all it does is sell stamps? such a serious matter deserves. I’m sure it is for the University property. However, if I
The only difference between the stamp an issue which affects many students. am to be greeted with such arrogance and It’s your paper.
vending machines on the wall of the post rudeness, I do not see why I should bother
Make the most of it.
office and the post office itself is you get Name and address supplied. wasting my time. After this incident, my
respect for the security has dwindled, and I
opinion Uneducation
uneducation, uneducation
... and Action Barefacts Editor Chris Ward wonders how far the current GCSE
AFTER YEARS OF overlooking the problem, at last we are and A level system has come in the last 20 years, and whether
starting to see some action on the part of the local coun- it really is any better at preparing youngsters for the ‘big wide
cil concerning the underpasses off campus [see front page
headline]. However, we must all ensure that this campaign world’.
is carried through to its finished, and does not fall by the
wayside as the year continues. Next week barefacts will be
publishing the renewed aims of the campaign, and on Friday
19th September the Sabbatical Officers will be meeting with IT’S THAT TIME of year again. GCSE and A-Level students certainly climb the ladder a lot faster with the knowledge
the local police and Richard Anderson from Guildford Bor- across the country open their result envelopes and are that backing up files prevents losing them if the hard drive
ough Council to discuss the proposals that have already been later confronted with the usual whining from past O-Level is corrupted. Similarly, Edexcel’s relatively new Advanced
put forward and the timetable for the implication of these students. If the pass rate is higher than last year, “exams are Vocational Certificate of Education (AVCE) in ICT has once
plans. Meanwhile, try not to walk home alone late at night, getting easier”. If it’s lower, “the students are getting more again proven to be an utter waste of time. The “ICT Serving
and kit up with your personal attack alarm, from available stupid”. However, as the recent reality TV show “That’ll Organisations” paper certainly isn’t easy, but ridiculously
from the Students’ Union for only £1. Stay safe. Teach ‘Em” proves, O-Levels were ambiguous and the case study highly
certainly not “better” qualifications irrelevant to anything encountered
than GCSEs. The show, which “The PhD-hermits in industry. For the second year
takes a sample of this year’s GCSE running (the AVCE has only been
at the exam boards
It’s That Time of
students and places them in a 50s running for two years), teachers
school with 50s style teaching, is around the country have complained
purely an attempt to expose a non- should consider that the academics at the top of the
Year Again...
existent gap between the relevance of exam board hierarchy simply have
qualifications then and the relevance communicating with no clue about what really happens
of qualifications today. outside the university office they
The French teacher from the show the outside world have been hiding in for their entire
is interviewed after giving a lesson professional careers.
WALKING AROUND CAMPUS you will probably have noticed
some rather garishly coloured yellow posters proclaiming
on verb tenses. He expresses his & start educating Don’t accuse me for just picking
shock when an A-grade French on Edexcel, however. I lost count of
‘Notice of Election’ stuck around the campus (of wafting
in the wind). Many of you will know about the annual
GCSE student is incapable of telling themselves rather how many times my A-Level English
him the perfect tense of the verb Literature teacher sent practise
Sabbatical Elections that happen every year around March
time, but these elections are something different. These
“Avoire”, and emphasises that in than filling the papers back to AQA because, in her
the 50s, students were expected to words, they were “crap”. And they
elections, which are taking place in week 5 (on October
7th to be precise) are held to vote in students who help the
know verbs and tenses off by heart. heads of A-Level & certainly were. The practise paper
Well, that’s all fine and dandy. As we received prior to our final exam
Sabbatical Officers in running the Union. Anyone can stand,
whether you’re a foundation year or final year, postgraduate
a programmer, maybe I should be GCSE students with in English contained terrible spelling
able to know every method and mistakes, grammatical errors, and
or undergraduate, international or home student. All you
need is a bit of drive to want to make things better for
data member from every class in the irrelevant crap.” references to the wrong characters.
Java programming language, but it We spent an entire lesson correcting
students. The main thing to get across is that being involved
doesn’t bring me any closer to knowing how to write a good mistakes in the paper, and trying to understand why
in the democratic side of the Union really is a lot of fun. You
program, or how to apply it efficiently. When I took GCSE examiners that tell us we are “getting it easy in English these
will meet a really great bunch of people, get to have your
French, the emphasis was on knowing how to apply verbs days” are incapable of structuring a simple sentence without
say in some important decisions, and have something rather
and tenses, and was not on the tenses themselves, which I any spelling or grammatical errors.
impressive to pop on the old CV.
believe (and many current teachers believe) is the best way So, rather than take the advice of Professor Alan Smithers
So, what are you waiting for? Pop into the Union and
to do it. One more thing… I of Liverpool University who
speak to Scott Farmer, or any of the Sabbatical Officers, and
got a C in GCSE French, and believes that it is once again
become part of something really amazing.
I can remember the past tense time to make A-Levels harder,
of “Avoire”. Perhaps O-Level perhaps the PhD-hermits
students should base their at the exam boards should
arguments around more than consider communicating with
barefacts | be heard
these “high-flyers” that have be heard
passed with a distinction will
11 September 2003 COMMENT AND LETTERS 5
MOTORWAYS. GREAT IDEA. A network of A dog: possibly a better driver than most motorway users “MirrorPhobes”- You know those two fins
big, wide, fast roads spreading out across on the side of your car, the one’s that are no
the country making it so much quicker and good for applying make up with (chaps)
easier to get from A to B, without getting or shaving (ladies), and just decrease the
stuck behind C and the caravan it’s pulling. aerodynamic-ness of your car, LOOK IN
If you’ve ever seen the news footage from THEM. Not just when you’re pulling out
BBC of the M1 being opened you’d see how or changing lanes (although some mirror-
great they can be, a car pushing its way from phobes need training even in that), but
London to Leeds as fast as it can go- with every few seconds. You could also glance at
no-one getting in the way. the shaving mirror (that’s the one with the
Christmas tree hanging off it) every now and
again. You never know, you might spot the
three mile tailback you’re creating by doing
60 in the outside lane BEFORE people start
honking at you because they want to get to
their destination before you put presents
under that tree.
Despite covering all these categories of
driver here, I haven’t touched upon the
drunk, stoned, reckless, unlicensed or just
Forty-Four years on and things have generally useless car owners on the roads.
changed. Even with today’s modern cars the All these mirror-phobes, rubber-neckers,
average journey time from London to Leeds sensible journey times on our motorways the number one cause of increased journey scaredy-cat-speeders and members of
is probably longer. It gets blamed on there at the moment. Club membership entails times on motorways, as everybody in the MLOC spend their lives holding us up and
being “too many cars on the road” or “not only ever using the middle lanes. They’re single lane outside them must do the same slowing down our journeys, and the worst
good enough public transport alternatives” too proud of their Club to go in the inside speed, rather than have the ability to pass bit is they all probably think they’re good
but the real reason is: too many people don’t lane, which may contain trucks, slow vans each other. Please note- the inside lane drivers.
know how to drive. and people leaving or joining the motorway. is for driving along; all the others are for So what can we do? Not much I’m
There are several categories of bad driver Similarly, they won’t use the outside lane overtaking only. I don’t care if there’s a afraid, these people all have licenses and
who may impede your motorway travelling; because that’s only for boy racers and the truck 2 miles ahead of you that you just in theory as much right to use the road as
I will attempt to address the main ones in Police. On an empty road, such behaviour spotted on the horizon and plan to overtake you. Gesticulating, shouting or generally
turn here. is fine- that footage of the M1 in 1959 was somewhere round Manchester- don’t go in abusing these people will land you in jail,
“Middle Lane Owners Club”- Called MLOC perhaps used in their driving lessons- but not the middle lane till you’re closer and ready and I think it unlikely that reporting them
for short, this is possibly the largest threat to on today’s busy roads. MLOC members are to overtake. to the authorities will get you very far. The
03
“Scaredy-cat Speeders”- These are the only solution I see is to save up your student
people who spot a Police Car, and must slow loans and buy a helicopter - anyone want to
down. They may only have been doing 72 club together?
Union Elections mph, but the risk of getting a ticket forces
them to brake (quite often suddenly) and
Coming soon: maintain a speed of at most 60 mph until
the police car turns off. This type of driver
elections for the ussu part time executive positions: will do exactly the same if they see a police
car stopped on the hard shoulder, with the
officer clearly visible in his yellow jacket
Academic Affairs Officer chatting to a stricken motorist- hardly in a
Accommodation Officer position to give chase on a crowded road
Campaigns Officer when you’re two lanes over and he’s looking
Culture & Events Officer the other way. Behaviour like this drops the
speed of everyone behind them, making a
Ethics & Equal Opportunities Officer
1959 family car look fast.
Non Portfolio Officer (2 posts) “Rubberneckers”- You must have seen
Placement & Employed Students Officer these drivers. Although you can’t hear their
Union Chairperson voice or read their mind from your car, you
know they’re saying “Oooh, there’s an
accident I should turn and look at that, but
and union councillors:
it seems to be going past too quickly, so I’ll
brake”. They do this even if the accident
Racial Relations Officer is on the other carriageway- and even if
Constitution & Elections Committee (5 posts) the “accident” is some child desperately
needing to use the embankment because it’s
ten miles to the next services. This kind of
positions for more information, please contact the deputy driver pays no attention to what the other-
returning officer scott farmer (s.farmer@surrey.ac.uk) or still moving- vehicles around them are
speak to any of the Sabbatical Officers in the Union. doing. You get two in a row and BLAM- we
have another accident to look at, and more
delays.
6 UNION 11 September 2003
Communicate
student media @ ussu
Do You GU2?
be heard
he rd
By Sarah Butterworth | Editor in Chief editor, theatre reviewer, or write anything
From 9am on Monday 8th September GU2 has been back on air broadcasting across
campus 24 hours a day on 1350am. With a hugely diverse range of music programmes,
whenever you tune in there is bound to be something to suit your musical taste just around
the corner. Below is a selection of the highlights of the coming week, followed by a few
words from GU2’s new Station Manager, Amelia Lefroy.
ussu guide to life 2003 Communications and Marketing, Sarah Butterworth. So with the help of the DAVE project
the new committee have been trained, and worked out GU2’s aims and challenges for the
coming year.
By Sarah Butterworth | Vice President Communications & Marketing ‘So what are these aims?’ I hear you shout. Well, here are a few of them…
The Union have allocated money to buy outside broadcast equipment for GU2, so we can
IF YOU HAVE paid a visit to the Students’ Union over the past few weeks you may have noticed get out every week and broadcast from wherever takes our fancy - Roots, Chancellors, the
a selection of brightly coloured leaflets adorning the new racks outside the Media Centre. Friary Center or anywhere else we’re called to be.
Many of you will remember the ‘Guide to Life’ from you first year days as a thick A4 or A5 To have the most inclusive schedule of programmes and music genres possible. Some
booklet, but this year it has undergone a re-vamp, and is now sent out to Freshers as a set of radio stations promise you the ‘best music’ and ‘all the greatest hits’, but they are often
leaflets in a funky new folder. As a result we have also gained several thousand extra leaflets empty promises. At GU2 we understand that someone’s idea of a hit will be someone else’s
around the Union, on Sports, Societies, Student Media, Welfare, Student Representation, musical nightmare. That’s why this year our aim is to get a schedule that represents all tastes,
DAVE, V and of course the main ‘Guide to Life’. So, pop into the Union and pick up a Guide from Urban to Indie and from Punk to Pop, sorry, ‘contemporary popular classics’ as the J-
to Life pack, and find out everything you every needed to know about UniS & USSU! Team would say! Basically our aim is to ensure everyone has a show with which they can
identify with the music.
We are also working with the Vice President Societies and Culture, Chris Hunter, so
that societies and sports clubs can advertise any events they want to (see new societies
handbook).
Above all we want loads of people to get involved. There’s so much to get involved in; not
just presenting, but marketing, production, news, the technical side and loads more. There’s
no excuse for people saying ‘it’s rubbish’. Firstly because it isn’t and second of all because
it’s so easy to get involved and make it what you want it to be.
Any feedback or enquiries should go to manager@gu2.co.uk, because GU2 is whatever
photograph by sarah butterworth you make it!
11 September 2003 BULLETIN BOARD 9
IF YOU WERE anything like me in the months for interesting content. I’d like to point
before starting University, you wanted to out now that those times provide the most
know as much about the Universities you interesting replies by far, and the tastiest
selected for your six UCAS choices as bacon sandwiches known to man.
possible. I read the leaflets, visited what From looking at what I’ve gained from the
I thought would be my top choices, and USSU Bulletin Board – a secure knowledge
scoured through various University Guides of what to expect; the reassurance that other
until I thought I had a well-established freshers will be studying my course and I
opinion on where I wanted to go. Beer won’t be alone in the lecture room; the real
prices, male to female ratios, and least likely insight into the university accommodation;
to get mugged were amongst the top criteria an idea of what to, and what not to bring on
until I stumbled across the University of the first week; a helpful array or suggestions
Surrey Students’ Union’s online Bulletin for employment in the forthcoming term;
Board (BB). being constantly ‘encouraged’ to write
And stumble I did – through many topics an article for Barefacts; and I guess most
and many posts. It was a rapid realisation importantly a few friendships before
that university was not just going to be reaching Surrey, it seems like I knew
about getting drunk. Indeed – it was a sad nothing before reading previous comments
moment. However, it opened up my eyes to and speaking to existing members of the
the fact that university was going to be my university. It provides direct and honest
life and my home for the next four years, opinions – which mostly differ but on the
so it had better be somewhere I know I’m whole provide a good idea of what to expect
going to enjoy. My head filled with about – on university life. It will also open up
three million questions and, after registering windows for you to get involved, if you wish
on the BB, I asked most of those pressing to, with various societies and organisations
questions that I couldn’t get answers to repulsive looking person, hiding behind Finally the very nature of some of the including Barefacts, Stage Crew, and GU2.
from any pamphlet or Open Day guide. I their monitor and four-inch-thick glasses – discussions – technical, IT-related drivel, or In short, it’s really not at all bad.
wanted to know what it was going to be typing with one hand, configuring a new PC philosophical thoughts about the world as a The stereotyping doesn’t bother me and
like at Surrey on a day-to-day basis, the with another – staring solidly at the screen, whole – is simply not cool. QED? to have such a useful ‘service’ provided in
real perspective from students in their first, and has a complete I’d like to offer a very the shape of a BB, the university is miles
second, placement, and final years. mess around them due strong ‘Objection’ to ahead of others I have looked at. In the
Now I feel like Surrey is far more familiar
to me than home – and at time of writing
to the fact they haven’t
moved for the past 18
“The stereotypical those points.
beauty of a Bulletin
The modern era computers, and the Internet,
will shape all areas of employment and be
I don’t even have my accommodation
allocation letter. From the cost of haircuts,
years. “A geek” I hear
you cry. Is this really
Internet user has Board is that it’s not
a chatroom. A post is
heavily implemented everywhere. To not
realise their potential now, with a dismissive
to the facilities available everywhere within
the university itself; I feel fully prepared for
true?
Clearly I’d like not
to be some skinny, like a letter. It can be
made at any time, and
attitude of those who use them, is unlikely
to bring about many benefits in the future.
the whole experience and, as I sit here now,
I simply cannot wait to go. I think the most
to think so. Given the
argument that someone
pretty repulsive will stand there for all
to view in a day’s time.
You don’t need to spend your weekend in
front of a screen to reap the benefits. Twenty
fearful idea about university for a fresher is
simply ‘not knowing’. Anything. It’s like
with a social life would
be outside with their
looking person, Therefore the idea of
users constantly being
minutes a week would keep you clued up on
matters in and around the Uni, and ensure
plunging head first into a hole you know
will take a good three years to climb out
friends, involved in
something – anything
hiding behind their online is mostly a
wrong one. Personally
you don’t miss out on a pub crawl over the
forthcoming week.
of. By having some kind of knowledge of
the journey you’re about to embark upon,
– and be far too busy
to sit at home on a
monitor and four- I tend to post when
I have a few spare
For those who simply were not aware of
the BB – get on there and see what it has
it eases the tension and really does (for me
at least) make the whole ordeal a lot more
computer and do such
things such as posting
inch-thick glasses, minutes at home. Time
that, in the absence
to offer. It may not have something for
everyone – but with discussions regarding
exciting and enjoyable.
I’ve looked around for other universities
on a Bulletin Board,
it does however seem
typing with of a computer, would
probably be filled by
decisions to be made in your Union, ideas
floated concerning your university, and
with a BB and (for my choices), couldn’t
find a single one. I was coming to Surrey
pretty conclusive. BBs
are also renowned
one hand and sitting in front of the
television. Otherwise,
answers to questions you get stuck on – can
you really afford to ignore it?
anyway but after learning so much more
about the university, it cemented my choice
for being tightly knit
communities of nerds.
configuring a new it’s after a prolonged
drinking session with
It also seems everyone there likes to go
out and have fun as much as anyone else.
a long time ago. So much so that come my
A level results, I didn’t want to have an
Again, as there are
regular users who
PC with another” friends and, upon
arriving home, it
In my book that qualifies for a read, with or
without a bacon sarnie.
insurance choice – it was Surrey or nothing. post frequently on all always seems like
So why do relatively few people know about topics, friendships do tend to be struck up the most sensible suggestion is to cook The University of Surrey Students’ Union
or register with the BB? I guess that is the ‘on the boards’ and, as with any close circle up a bacon sandwich, see what’s on the Bulletin Board can be found at:
real essence of this article. The stereotypical
Internet user has to be some skinny, pretty
of friends, there can seem to be exclusive
elements about it. A clique, if you will.
box and (when it appears there’s nothing
but Eastenders repeats on) scour the BB
http://bb.ussu.co.uk
10 PROFESSIONAL 11 September 2003
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Alumni & Development Office, the new year has all sorts in store for both staff and students! Amintha Buckland explains...
The Who? What is the money spent on? How do I find out more?
The Alumni & Development Office is a The priorities for this ongoing Fund will Keep reading Barefacts
new team which now includes the Surrey be scholarships and grants to help students Have a look at the Alumni & Development
DR RUSS CLARK | UNIS CAREERS SERVICE Alumni Society and is led by Professor who, through no fault of their own, have Office website – www.surrey.ac.uk/alumni
Peter Butterworth, the Vice Chancellor’s financial difficulties. A proportion of the Look out for posters about working on the
I’ve just got back and I am in a panic Development Director. Fund will also be used to improve the telephone campaign around campus
about fitting in job hunting with my final learning experience of every student through For more information email Amintha
year studies. Got any good advice? So what is the Surrey Alumni Society the library and the enhancement of facilities Buckland at a.buckland@surrey.ac.uk
about? on campus.
Some students like to concentrate entirely The Surrey Alumni Society offers
on their studies in their final year so they various services to our 30,000+ graduates Is it successful?
can get the best possible degree. Your first which have increased as the Alumni & The first donations for the Annual Fund were
option is therefore to delay the whole career Development team has grown. Once you received in June. To date, we have donations
thing until after you graduate. However, graduate, we become your main point of from the UK and from as far afield as China
there are good reasons, for doing some of contact with the University – we send you and Canada. We are also delighted that
your thinking and preparation while you’re magazines, newsletters, organise reunions Penelope Keith OBE, actress, former High
still here. For a start, most of the things we and assist in networking opportunities. Sheriff of Surrey and an Honorary Graduate
are organising will be easier to attend now But now, we also give our alumni a of the University of Surrey, has agreed to be
than after you’ve graduated. What’s more, real chance to remain involved with the the Patron of the Fund.
if you would like a job next year with a University by contributing to its future via
popular graduate recruiter such as Mars or the Annual Fund. How can you help?
Accenture, you have to meet their deadlines, Remember, students will benefit from this
often before Christmas, to stand any chance. Why an annual fund? Fund! As part of the programme, we will
Early applications for other options such as As financial support for the universities from run a telephone campaign for the month of
primary teacher training are also advisable. central government declines relentlessly, November in which current students will
we have to seek alternative sources of contact graduates in their own discipline.
What can the Careers Service do to help? income. We are therefore going to have We will recruit and employ a team of 40
Just to give you a few examples, our Vacancy to be resourceful in seeking ways to fund students to call our alumni and discuss the
Bulletin, which you can view on the Careers our ambitious plans for the future, and to new opportunities that the Fund offers. This
Service web-site at portal.surrey.ac.uk/ continue to attract the best students to study is not only an ideal opportunity for students All final year students were asked to give the Surrey
careers will keep you up to date with the here. to earn money before Christmas, but also the Alumni Society their email address so that we can
latest employer requirements. The annual perfect chance to help promote the Annual stay in contact with them after graduation. The
Careers Fair on Thursday 9 October when winner of the final year email prize draw was Lianne
Fund. Davis, a 2003, SBLS graduate.
you could talk informally to people from
about 50 organisations. We also have a series
Why?
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There are many great reasons to join RAG
Providing play, art, drama and music activities for disabled children and
here are just a few of them:
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Voluntary Work looks great on your CV
Great new friends and some excellent
NACC (The National Association for Colitis and Crohn’s disease)
memories - £1,000
The opportunity to learn new skills including Helping people in the UK who suffer from Ulcerative Colitis and Crohn’s
teamwork, and event organisation Disease (two forms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome).
The opportunity to learn about Charities and
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You get to do something for a good cause Working to combat poverty, reduce isolation, defeat ageism and challenge
and feel great about yourself poor standards in care for elderly people in the UK.
You get to travel around the UK for free!
(This term alone RAG are travelling to Huge well done to the RAG Committee, especially Catherine Marshall
Windsor, Birmingham and Manchester) last year’s Chairperson, a massive thank you to everyone who took
It’s lots of fun! part in last year’s events and a humungous thank you to everyone who
donated!
When?
RAG events take place all around the year,
Last year’s Victorian RAG Raid in Guildford High Street
with the highlight being RAG week. This is
a whole week dedicated to RAG which takes
place in the second semester.
How?
We raise money in a variety of ways
including street collections, sponsored
sporting events, pub-crawls, quizzes
and more! Our first event will be a street
collection in aid of Breast Cancer Campaign
in Guildford Town Centre on Saturday 4th
October.
Get involved!
Second and final years it’s not too late to get
involved! It’s never too late to join RAG.
Whether you want to come along to every
weekly meeting and get yourself on the
committee or you just want to come along to
one collection, you’re welcome!!
It would be interesting to see how the script quite his style), he proceeds to complete
for this film developed. Imagine a board his mission to protect Connor and Miller.
meeting of executives, discussing all the Kristanna Loken puts up an excellent
effects and events that could unfold. One performance as the Terminator sent to kill
of them suddenly stands up, silences the the future leaders of the resistance. With
rest, and says “look, trilogies always tend her stern facial expression and piercing
to push it. If we don’t take the piss out of “I’m constantly pissed off” eyes, she
this film, then everyone else will”. And thus succeeds in scaring the pants off the male
Terminator 3 is born, opening with the usual audience.
format. A terminator is sent back in time Perhaps the scariest thing about the entire
to kill John Connor (the kid from T2) and film is the utter accuracy of the content.
all his future leaders in the resistance. In The two Terminators are science-fiction,
order to try and stop this happening, another and are merely speculation about what
Terminator (reprogrammed to do good) cybernetic beings may be in the future.
is sent back to protect two in particular But the concept of intelligent systems
– John Connor (Nick Stahl) and his future is very much alive, and the gap between
lieutenant in the resistance, Kate Miller now and the time we do start to rely on
(Claire Danes). them to co-ordinate large tasks is slowly
A comical entrance from Arnold closing. Terminator 3 is a proud attempt
Schwarzenegger sees him entering a at a second prequel, and the one-liners
strip club to find clothing and a mode of and odd humorous gags help to discard
transport. After acquiring his clothes from the cheesy side of the storyline and make
an overly-camp male stripper (and finding the film one to remember.
that the “Elton John” sunglasses aren’t
albums
to all with this all-round gem.
electrifying each track. First single off the album Stop, has it all
rock n roll riffs tearing through the track with bags of attitude from
beginning to end. Trade mark guitars and echo vocals are the essence
of BRMC stamping their unrivalled style throughout the album. The
energetic Six Barrel Shotgun carries on the vibe at a lashing pace
with rapid vocals. The Black Rebel Motorcycle club have taken on
the world and succeeded with their second album firmly cementing
BRMC unequivocally relevant and necessary.
11 September 2003 MUSIC 17
In this new feature, a classic
album will be reviewed
cla
september
that has defined an era or has
inspired and changed the way
music is perceived and made, one
ssic
such album is Roni Size Represent’s
New Forms.
gigs
Roni Size Represent
11th Har Mar New Forms | Talkin’ Loud
Superstar - Portsmouth
Wedgewood Rooms Like a bullet from a gun this noise came
albu
12th James Taylor Quartet - Mean from nowhere taking everyone by surprise.
Fiddler Released in 1997 New Forms tore through
14th The Rolling Stones - Wembley Arena Brit pop rejuvenating the Drum and Base scene
with its fresh and unique blend of insane beats
18th Ladytron - London Astoria and catchy loops that blew the critics away. The
m
19 Rancid - Brixton Carling Academy
th
Guardian at the time said that “ New Forms is to it’s
22 Fun Lovin’ Criminals - Guilford Civic
nd
genre as Bob Marley and The Wailers ‘Catch A Fire’
23rd Big Brovaz - Carling Academy was to Reggae 25 years ago”. With this praise and the
25th 50 Cent - Wembley Arena Want to culmination of Roni Size picking up the Mercury Music
be part Prize for best album beating off Radiohead’s highly rated
27th Cooper Temple Clause - Carling Academy OK Computer album, Roni Size was on the up. Masterpiece
30th Mark Owen - Carling Academy of the Barefacts
Music Team? For Brown Paper Bag became a club hit with its unrivalled bass
more details, email Matt rhythms belted out at a supersonic pace. The lush Heroes sees the
at ms01mb@surrey.ac.uk, or tempo drop to reveal the beautiful vocals of Onallee with trade mark
beats kicking in taking it to another level. Delving deeper than the
Robbie
just turn up to the meeting
in the USSU Media defining singles we find Destination (that’s no album filler) using
Centre at 5.15pm sampled vocals and repeating beats are expertly crafted. New Forms
on Mondays has two key elements that separate it from the rest. It was highly
innovative for its time and secondly was produced to near perfection
incorporating imaginative beats and atmospheric vocals that were to
change and progress the scene to new levels. m.b.
Williams
Live at Knebworth
Music Editor Jon Allen gives his take on Robbie’s live performance at Knebworth in August
I doubt that many of you would have failed to notice stage, stand out tracks including Honey and the truly Robbie Williams: The so called King of Pop
that our Robbie was putting on some kind of a show awesome Bodyrock. Moby did indulge himself with what
this summer. For those of you fortunate enough to he described as his ‘masturbatory guitar solo’ and also
have avoided the hype, including ridiculous newspaper stormed through his version of the Bond theme.
articles about how crap everything was, here’s a quick
refresher: Somewhere close to 370,000 people crammed Finally, at 8:30, the opening to Let Me Entertain You
into Knebworth over 3 days to see Robbie Williams, kicked up, and the video screens pulled apart to reveal
supported each time by The Darkness, Kelly Osbourne, Robbie suspended from the ceiling by his feet. The
Ash and Moby. I left home at 7a.m. and arrived home at show was as varied as it gets, ranging from a rocked up
5a.m. the following morning. I spent 7 and a half hours version of Take That’s Back for Good, (featuring Mark
standing in a field facing in the same direction because Owen) to the section where Mr Williams magically
there was no space to move, let alone sit down, all this transformed into a shite pub singer, backed by Max
resulting in a rather sunburnt left hand side of my face! Beesley on piano. At points he did seem desperately
Was it all worth it? Hell yes! Proceedings began at 3: in need of attention (“Sing me love, Knebworth” etc.)
30p.m. when The Darkness strutted onto the stage. They and was close to tears when listening to 125,000 people
played for a measly 25 minutes, 10 of which were spent singing Strong back at him. He took the opportunity to
jamming through Love On the Rocks With No Ice while make jibes at Oasis (strumming the first few chords of
the crowd attempted to copy Justin’s comedy falsetto. Wonderwall – “The only time you’ll hear this song on a
Not a patch on their triumphant display at our very own third night at Knebworth”), Justin Timberlake, Ant and
Union in May, but it still got the ball rolling. Next up Dec amongst others. He grabbed a girl from the crowd
was Kelly Osbourne, who can’t hold a note to save her and kissed her at length. He gyrated with his troupe of
life and sings songs about masturbating. Enough said. dancers. He showed the crowd his arse. Oh, and he sang
Ash righted Kelly’s wrongs by playing a greatest hits a few more tunes. Kids rocked and Rock DJ was in a
set, including the superb Kung Fu, and my personal class of its own. Some of the Escapology album tracks
favourite, A Life Less Ordinary. The latter was greeted were disappointing, but Robbie could do no wrong. Over
by rapturous, errm, blank faces all around, although the the 2 hours, he proved that he is without a doubt Britain’s
crowd response was much better to Burn Baby Burn best showman. He certainly knows how to work a crowd,
and Oh Yeah. Ash’s summery pop rock was followed even of this immense size. Is this where he peaks? Only
by Moby’s melodic big-beat eclecticism. This was time will tell…
where most of the crowd started to take notice of the
18 FESTIVALS SPECIAL 11 September 2003
Friday
More than 120,000 people congregated on Michael Eavis’s
Ladder’ shone with the wonderful ‘Babylon’ and
‘Please Forgive Me’ showing David Gray is a real
talent. Tonight’s headliner on the Pyramid stage
can only be described as colossus, with over twenty
years in the business and twelve albums under the
sleepy Somerset farm for one of the world’s greatest festivals. belt the legendary R.E.M. (*****) hit the stage to a
Hailing an exciting line up that spans over nine stages for huge ovation. Stipe set out his intentions with great
three days it cannot fail to offer something for everyone from enthusiasm, with a greatest hits album out soon the
Dance, Jazz and new talent to some of the world best bands. hits kept rolling from ‘Losing My Religion’, ‘One
Glastonbury is unlike any other with a vibe, unrivalled I Love’, to the emotional ‘Everybody Hurts’. A
spirit and atmosphere that makes it unique. The balance world class set was performed with energy from
of top acts and diverse culture experienced culminated in a band who have nothing to prove but proved
this year’s event selling out in just over a day, boasting the it all with Stipe’s trademark lively performance
best line up for years Glastonbury was treated to an action climaxing with the energetic ‘Its The End Of The ‘Karma Police’ illustrated Radiohead’s peak, seen at their
packed weekend. After sampling the delights of Har Mar World As We Know It’ greeted by a roar from the ecstatic last performance in 1997 but what we see before us is a
Superstar’s (***) body pumping and flirtatious dancing the crowd. more wiser experimental Radiohead and for this have to be
Manumission girls the Other stage was treated to Mercury admired. Knowing the ever-popular ‘Creep’ was not coming
Prize nominees Athlete (****). With their attractive rock
pop they stamped some quality on the proceedings with
excellent singles ‘El Salvador’ and ‘Westside’ off the
saturday out to play the wonderful ‘Fade Out’ more than made up for
its absence as the set came to a fitting close.
sunday
delightful debut album ‘Vehicles & Animals’. The aptly
named Other stage was the scene of pandemonium as
Electric 6 (**) took the stage to perform a set carried by two Saturday saw one of the hottest new bands from the shores
singles ‘Danger High Voltage’ and the fabulous ‘Gay Bar’ of Ireland, The Thrills (****) with their Californian
which sent the fans wild. Next up were those Scottish likely influenced style bringing out the sunshine to the anticipating
lads Idlewild (***) once criticised, as an REM tribute band Other Stage. With the exciting summery sounds from debut The final day (Sunday) saw the thrashing anthems of Feeder
can stand tall after the acclaimed third album ‘The Remote album, ‘So Much For The City’ performed in confident (****) bringing the flocks to the Pyramid stage on the back
Part’. Launching into ‘You Held The World In You’re Arms’ style gleaming singles ‘Big Sur’ of the excellent
then ‘Wooden Ideas’ deserved a greater response than they and ‘Santa Cruz’ hit all the right ‘Comfort In Sound
received. The radio friendly David Gray (*****) loved by notes. The Pyramid stage just Moby: in a space suit? LP’. Feeder plough
couples everywhere for his mushy ballads was the surprise about managed to accommodate through hits ‘Just The
of the festival as my prejudice was crushed by his luscious the twenty-three members of Way I’m Feeling’
vocals creating an exquisite sound. The quality of ‘White the red robed Polyphonic Spree and ‘Buck Rodgers’
(****) unleashing their party vibe to the delight of the
David Gray: radio friendly and talented and over exuberant noise. The child-crowd surfers
gospel choir element and stage in what was an
presence have made the Spree a outstanding set. The
firm favourite with uncontrollable weekends first trip
arm waving and cheerful tunes. into dance tent was
As the sun drew in Glastonbury motivated by the
turned surreal with two giant Roots (***) whose
sunshine’s perched on the front soul hip-hop bought
of the sage surrounded by an a refreshing change
artillery of fur-clad animals. showcasing superb
The arrival of the Flaming single ‘Seed’. The
Lips (****) ensued a tyrant of baldhead maestro
giant balloons as the dynamic that is Moby (***)
Wayne Coyne came to concur was more surprised
Glastonbury with his charisma than most that he
and showmanship, and that he took the traditionally
did. A potential headline acts ‘old legend’ Sunday
themselves the Lip’s showcased the break through album night headline slot. Best known for No.1 album ‘Play’
‘Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots’ with the excellent tracks ‘Porcelain’ and ‘Why Does My Heart Feel So
‘Yoshimi Part 1’ going down a storm. An uncharacteristic Bad’ make up the backbone of the night’s performance.
smiling Tom Yorke peeps into the spotlight to a rapturous Not that long ago Moby was playing raves and releasing
ovation from the eagerly awaiting masses. Showcasing latest house tracks some of which were incorporated, including
album ‘Hail To The Thief’ Radiohead’s (*****) first single club anthem ‘Go’. Bringing the festival to a close, cheeky
off this LP ‘There There’ marked their arrival. The electric Moby played the unwanted Radiohead track ‘Creep’ to the
‘Idioteque’ blasted the pyramid stage into another galaxy delighted crowd rounding off a weekend of fine weather
while ‘No Surprises’ was quiet beautiful. OK computers and even better music.
11 September 2003 FESTIVALS SPECIAL 19
Andrew Malek heads to Reading 2003 for a weekend of Rock, Metal and The Darkness...
Reading
Then it was ska. Then emo. Now same” cannot detract from the
An unprecedented one-hour queue for details). Earlier in the day, the main stage
wristbands on Friday means that hundreds opened with Sugarcult (***) bringing pop
of 12 year olds in Bowling for Soup t- punk goodness to a hung-over congregation
shirts miss their heroes. Their parents take of early birds. Biffy Clyro (**) will be
not having to endure the band’s music as remembered as the band who turned their
consolation for having to pacify their kids bass up so loud that it amplified all of our
for the remainder of the day until Linkin headaches, though in comparison to the All
Park take to the stage. Less Than Jake American Rejects (No *s) they are god-
(*** 1⁄2) look entertaining by comparison, like. Unfortunately, the crowd doesn’t care
despite not being a patch on the performance
Festival
enough about AAR to bestow upon them the
they delivered 4 years ago. Alien Ant Farm same fantastic bottling that Good Charlotte
(****) provide an overflowing tent with their (*) received. Perhaps the organisers will
hilarious brand of pop rock, from ‘Movies’ take this as a message and decide NOT to
through to ‘Smooth Criminal’, they have the book Busted next year.
crowd in the palm of their hands. Hell is for Heroes (***) are an above
Buck 65 (*****) is definitely on something, average band on a line-up that has so far
wide-eyed and paranoid, his head dashes yielded very little, and whilst they are
around in confusion as a smoke machine extremely tight, their stage presence detracts
behind him emits its fog, the dance stage from their overall performance. Surprisingly,
won’t see a better act all weekend which is the Radio One stage is relatively empty for
more than can be said about Staind (*). Hot Hot Heat (***), and as soon as they
“Give me a D” – “D!” “Give me an
2003
play ‘No, Not Now’, a steady procession
Arkness” – “ARKNESS!”. It’s band of the of the audience heads for the exit. System
moment, The Darkness (*****). Mixing of a Down (****) are fantastic, playing
AC/DC riffage and Queen harmonies, it’s a smattering of tunes from each of their
hard to believe that they’ve only sprung albums to leave nobody disappointed.
from obscurity a month ago. Blackalicious There can only ever be one band of the
(*****) certainly impress, with their weekend, and that is Metallica (*****).
old-skool beats coupled with lighting Bar SOAD, the line-up for Sunday had
fast rhymes. ‘Chemical Calisthenics’ is a been rather dire, one wonders if this was
science geek hip-hop fan’s paradise, whilst intentional. For two and a half hours the
‘Make You Feel That Way’ chills out the band belt out epic after epic, culminating
dance stage as the sunsets. Unfunny and in possibly the best ever effort of bringing
disappointing, Blink 182 (**) have a nice studio effects to a live stage with ‘One’, and
stage show, but unfortunately not the tunes hardcore seems to be the flavour of the awesome power of anthemic closer ‘Bro the inevitable ‘Enter Sandman’ signalling
to back it up. They forget that their back moment with Funeral for a Friend (****) Hymn’, which is sung all the way back to the end of Reading 2003.
veterans King Prawn (**** 1⁄2), Thrice the campsites.
(****) and Poison the Well Derby punks Lightyear must be
(****) impressing the hardcore commended for attempting Hell is for Heroes
moshers. The Movielife to hold the first show of
(***) are disappointing, their break-up tour in a
though ‘This Time gazebo in their campsite
Next Year’ is a definite after midnight, even
highlight of the day if it did only last mid
while The Streets (**) way through second
were a surprise hit last song ‘Kid Dynamite’
year, but fail to make the before being broken up
transition from the dance by security. It seemed
tent to the main stage. The that Sunday was the day
songs sound dull and lifeless, for such randomness, as
Skinner’s portrayal of urban life hundreds of festivalgoers
faded and boring, and his obsession descended upon the doughnut
with starting a “crazy mosh” bizarre. van of a vendor who looks like pro wrestler
The biggest disappointment of the day is Hulk Hogan to worship him (see http:
Lagwagon (****) not because of the band, //www.readinghogan.cjb.net/ for more
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NAOBJ RPTENSE section, are on page 21, cunningly hidden upside down at the bot-
tom of the page...
If this has whetted your appetite, then why not pop down to Chan-
nie’s for Chancellor’s Challenge, every Thursday night from
answer: 8.30pm. We’ve got rounds on everything from Sport to Geography,
and it’s a snip at only £1 per person. The winning teams can walk
off with up to £100, but remember - it’s not the winning, it’s the
taking part that counts!
11 September 2003 LIFESTYLE 21
Rawson, coinciding with its refurbishment. reduced to architectural skeletons – their 4 I only know what I’ve been working for, another you, so I could love you more.
Alas, the lack of hot water, Legionairre’s guts having been ripped out and taken away
Disease episodes and ants are no more. in oversized skips. There is then a middle 5 You’re my love, you’re my sweetest thing.
Or so I thought. At the phase where nothing
end of May I headed seems to happen for 6 When the party was nice, the party was jumpin’ (hey, yippie, yi, yo).
across campus with Ive discovered a good number of
7 It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
my 5 car-loads of weeks. During this
belongings, to Surrey that trying time workman seem to
8 I’ve been wrong, I’ve been down, to the bottom of every bottle.
Court Bourne, but to my
horror, discovered none to eat a pink walk around pointing
at things, sit drinking 9 Can we work it out? Can we be a family?
other than Pharaoh’s
Ants crawling around grapefruit is cups of tea, and the
odd banging noise 10 Last night Jackie Chan came round, I played pool with him and we hung out.
my room! The theory
of Brian at Reception
probably not can be heard. But of
the three stages, the
was that I’d taken than
with me, but I’m going
something one final stage is always
the best. As just about
to subscribe to the
theory that I’m just very
should do in a when you think that
the building will never
unlucky.
THIS summer has been
meeting. be finished before
the start of term, the
an odd one, not least workmen spring to
because I only had one week of summer life, and within a few days you have a proper
holiday before heading over to the Union and building again! Well that’s meant to happen
This week I am mostly … crossing my fingers and toes, hoping this gets published in
joining the ranks of the Sabbatical Officers. anyway!
barefacts!
It’s been one crazy journey, I’ve met a lot HAVING started working in an office I can
of very cool people, and travelled around now get water from one of those chiller
I’VE ALWAYS WANTED my own column, though I’m pushed to explain why. It’s not like I have
the country to the likes of Loughborough, machines. So “great” I think to myself,
a burning message, or indeed any words of wisdom to share with the world at large. I haven’t
Chichester and London. Whilst up at NUS “I’ll drink lots of this nice water to become
cracked the meaning of life, or the meaning of anything philosophical come to think of it.
Convention in Loughborough our very healthy”. But what is the result of drinking
Neither am I too hot on incisive political commentary nor social irony. Perhaps it’s too much
own President Pete teamed up with Adam all this water? The result is that the number
Sex and the City… get a column, a life of gallery openings, shoe shopping and girly lunches
and Chris, two sabbs from Roehampton of toilet visits during the day has increased
will swiftly follow. Disillusioned? Never! Guys, there’s no need for eye-rolling, breathe a
(our federal partner), and during one rather exponentially, thus my drive to become
sigh of relief, I’m certainly not spilling my views on male behaviour (sorry girls, I’m afraid
surreal, yet sober night out, proceeded to healthy is actually having a detrimental
enlightenment eludes me there as well…).
‘initiate everyone into the federation’. This effect on my work. So I have come to the
BUT I’M HERE at last, able to promise only a random assortment of thoughts and opinions that
involved a rather complicated process when conclusion that healthy people are inefficient
cross my addled final-year mind over the next two semesters. So let me introduce myself a
they surrounded someone, spun them round office workers!
little. I’m definitely one of God’s more quirky creations, harbouring unhealthy obsessions
and then did the ‘federal salute’! The boys AS with all office jobs, you tend to find
with fairy lights, coconut-scented toiletries and lurid nail varnish alongside pathological
were quite proud of themselves, until the yourself in a number of meetings, which
fears of frozen reconstituted potato shapes, forward-facing train seats and bright blue
next day when it turned out everyone who means I need to keep myself amused
alcoholic drinks. I’ve been called a freak in my time, but I’ll compromise with fruitcake.
had been supposedly ‘initiated’ thought they somehow. An easy thing to do is to create
AS FOR ANGELIC… hmm… slightly more tricky perhaps. Faced with another academic year,
were completely trolleyed and just messing mini works of art. The aim is to put your
I’m sure I’m not the only student returning after the break resolved to work harder, to set
around, when all they’d been trying to do pen on the page of your notepad, then move
themselves new challenges and to at least try and acknowledge their alcoholic limits. So, full
was be good, well behaved sabbaticals and it around the page, getting in as much of a
of good intentions as I always am in September, here goes. Good luck everyone, who knows
tell people about the Federal Uni! tangle as you can, without the pen lifting off
what the year has in store for us?
SO, back to campus. I moved out of my the page or crossing what you’ve already
summer accommodation to Wey in Surrey drawn.
Catherine Lee
Court a week ago, so I’m keeping my fingers WHILE this is completely harmless, I have
crossed that the ants haven’t followed me discovered that trying to eat a pink grapefruit - Ironic 8. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 9. Pink - Family Portrait 10. Ash - Kung Fu
again! After three days being the only person is probably not something one should do in a Favourite Game 5. Gina G - Ooh Aah...Just a Little Bit 6. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out 7. Alanis Morissette
on my new 14 room floor, over the weekend meeting. For a start you need multiple plates lyrics quiz: 1. Electric Six - Gay Bar 2. Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away 3. Robbie Williams - Angels 4. Cardigans - My
I was invaded (in the nicest possible way) for the peel, you have nowhere to spit the Petersberg 20. Amadeus
by around 9 foundation year students. pips, the slurping noises are distracting for
14. Puff the magic Dragon 15. Snowboarding and fencing 16. Bowler 17. Gondola 18. Mount Olympus 19. St
7. Vodka & Tomato juice 8. Asia 9. Sharon Stone 10. Plymouth 11. Myxamatosis 12. Seven 13. Palaeontology
Hopefully I’ll have finished designing this other people, and trying to draw mini works bf pub quiz: 1. Video Home System 2. Before 3. Dick Dastardly 4. Bronx, Brooklyn 5. Italy 6. Isle of Wight
‘ere paper soon, so I can actually head home of art with sticky dripping hands is difficult! barefacts.
and meet them properly ... pre-Union drinks I’ll just stick to eating pens instead! scramble: tractor, heap, wedding, banjo, scooter, double fling, present. final answer is, somewhat predictably,
round at Wey 1, guys?! ricotta, stilton, wensleydale.
wordsearch: brie, caerphilly, cheddar, dolcelatte, emmental, feta, goats, gorgonzola, gouda, jarlsberg, parmesan,
‘ickle sarah butterworth chris ‘funkyberry’ hunter Upside down answers:
22 LIFESTYLE 11 September 2003
Trivial
Pursuits
Is Catherine Lee the only person in the history of student-dom to reach the age of 21 without
tasting a fizzy drink? And does this hold some hidden message about her development during
her formative, impressionable coca cola-free years?
UNIVERSITY HAS NEVER been about simply getting a degree. semester. What began as an innocent evening of video- me, quite frankly, odd, and most certainly not the well-
Without wishing to sound too corny, it is also undoubtedly watching and munchies with a group of close friends, adjusted twentysomething adult my friends had previously
a journey in personal, moral and social development. soon became a much more serious affair, with long- considered me to be.
“Competition for graduate jobs has lasting implications not one of us could With a new semester now underway, I think I’ve pretty
never been more fierce” scream the have foreseen. An innocent, frivolous much sampled everything the fizzy drink world has to offer.
newspapers, and like most students remark on my part was all it took It hasn’t always been easy but I think my
I’m more than aware a good degree to turn the atmosphere from friends would agree, I’m a stronger,
is no longer security enough relaxed and comfortable to more-rounded [not to mention more
in the fickle working world. awkward and tense. The sugar-dependent] individual as a
The fourteen-week summer nature of this remark? result. What doesn’t kill us makes
break is an ideal time to gain That I’d never tried Irn us stronger after all. For the record,
work experience or indulge in Bru. Cut the amicable dandelion and burdock, Irn Bru
some character-building travel. chatter; a stony silence and Tizer proved a disappointment.
Indeed, the media bombard descended on the whole Frightening artificial colours aside,
us with students’ stories of group. Unable to meet my unsuspecting taste buds found
unusual summer experiences at their fixed stares, I could themselves reeling from their
this time of year. Three months feel the colour rising in overpowering cough-medicine-
spent zoo-keeping in Bolivia or my cheeks. Somehow like flavours. Cream soda was way
campaigning for women’s rights I’d committed a heinous too sickly, though I was pleasantly
in Guatemala will guarantee any social faux-pas. After what surprised the more subtle vanilla coke.
student future employment, they seemed an eternity, the Dr. Pepper was like liquid Refreshers,
imply - how else can employers questions came thick and a tad too sugary, but Cherry coke was
be certain a graduate is a well- fast, a torrent of hows, a definite hit, and probably one of the
rounded individual, more than whys, wheres and whens. few I tested that I’ll choose to drink
just a piece of paper? Such Knowing glances were again in the future.
adventurous tales certainly put exchanged as my (what I But enough of my personal fizzy
my summer experience - working now realise to be) pretty drink odyssey. My message is simple:
in the accounts department of a much additive-free childhood don’t overlook the details. However
national supermarket chain - to came under hefty scrutiny. Fifteen trivial something may seem, the fact that
shame. But why should these minutes was all it took to confirm you’re even thinking about it probably means it’s not nearly
stories make me green with their worst suspicions - I was a so frivolous as you first imagined. So go on, make this
envy, make me kick myself that complete fizzy drink novice, familiar year another year to remember and start clocking up those
I had neither the courage nor only with the tastes of lemonade and little extra experiences that will make you stand out as an
the initiative to undertake any coke. But it seems the blame for my individual at the end of your student life.
challenge greater than clearing fizzy drink ignorance could not solely As for me, further quizzing by friends has revealed fizzy
my mounting overdraft? Surely all the fall on my parents’ shoulders. True, I was drinks are only the start. So if you see me loitering in the
little lessons university teaches us along the denied exposure to such sugary delights at home, crisp aisle at the supermarket, or dithering in the chocolate
way play just as important a role in the graduating package. but somehow any curiosity that should have accompanied bar section in One Stop, please cut me some slack. It’s all in
Take for example a moment of enlightenment I had last my adolescent years completely bypassed me. Which made the name of personal, not to mention social, development.
Fabric Club opened nearly 4 years ago in London EC1. Its 3 floors are home to a range of
underground electronic music and it attracts people from across the UK and Europe each weekend.
Fridays are Fabriclive, a weekly exploration around the cutting edges of club music known for
open-minded playlists, electric live performance and as a home to the UKs thriving drum n bass
scene. Fabriclive residents James Lavelle, Ali B and Joe Ransom are joined regularly by guests the
Plump DJs, Scratch Perverts, Aim and Adam Freeland. FABRICLIVE hosts monthly specials from
UNKLE, the Stanton Warriors, Scratch and True Playaz.
Saturdays are Fabric, a showcase for underground DJ talent and accomplished live acts. Operating around house and techno, its playlists are dedicated to fresh, new beats and
are appreciated by a music-loving audience. Residents at fabric are Craig Richards and Terry Francis who are joined by Hipp-E & Halo, DJ Heather, Jon Marsh, Bill Brewster,
Swayzak, Slam, Pure Science and Tom Middleton. Fabric has regular nights from Wiggle, Haywire Sessions, the Amalgamation Of Soundz and Tyrant.
Fabric is offering one lucky barefacts reader a season ticket for their ‘Plump DJs’ Fabriclive and ‘Tyrant’ Fabric nights which will be valid from one year after their 4th
Birthday in October until 5th October 2004. All you need to do to be in with a chance is answer the following question:
What birthday is fabric celebrating in October 2003?
a. 3rd, b. 4th or c. 5th
Email your answers to barefacts@ussu.co.uk by Monday 15th September 2003 and keep an eye out in the next barefacts to see if you’re a winner!
11 September 2003 STARS AND PERSONALS 23
silly - Personals -
Stars
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It’s very simple, really. All you need to do is wait for your friends
(or yourself) to do something silly, amusing or just downright
strange, and then find yourself a computer or indeed a scrap of
paper if technology isn’t your thing). barefacts@ussu.co.uk is the
email address, ‘Personals’ is the email subject, and then all you
by ickle sarah and crazy chris need to do is sit back and wait for the next issue of barefacts, and
the look of horror on your friends’ faces...
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Challenge Chops: Gliding
In a barefacts exclusive new feature, Dave ‘Chops’ Chapman, USSU’s new Vice President
Sport spends an afternoon experiencing the thrill of unpowered flight with the Gliding Club
As with a number of my Challenges, Essentially by using both control systems,
my gliding experience came around in you can turn a glider more efficiently. The
conjunction with a check-up on the clubs controls work on exactly the same principles
safety procedures. At least a small amount as other aircraft - from fighter jets to airliners
of danger is inherent to all sports, especially - and hence gliding is a very good way to
so for a sport such as gliding. start training for all sorts of flying.
Fortunately for those wanting to take to the After quite a while practising turning, my
skies in what can be thought of as an aircraft instructor took control and brought us in
without an engine, you are not expected to for the landing. The big difference with
have anything to do with take off or landing. the landing of a glider compared to landing
All beginners go up in a 2 person glider in an airplane is the visibility. You are not
with an experienced instructor sat behind peering out of a small window, you have full
them. James and David (the club committee view of everything infront and to both sides
members accompanying me) introduced me of you. This made the descent and landing a
to my instructor, who in turn, introduced great experience.
me to a parachute. I wasn’t entirely sure We are fortunate enough to have our
if I was pleased or disturbed to be strapped very own high performance glass fibre 2
into a parachute. On the one hand, if you do seat glider (currently undergoing routine
have a problem its nice to have a parachute, maintenance) and a range of other gliders
but on the other hand, it might indicate that students can hire. Members of the gliding
there is serious risk of having a problem and club can fly any day of the week (weather
needing to use a parachute. I was reassured permitted) and the club will be making
that the later was not the case. regular trips to local gliding centers over the
I clambered into the front cockpit of the behind an airplane (very gentle) or by of a ‘bang’ and we were flying! The view coming weekends to provide beginners with
glider and was talked through the controls. dragging it up with what is essentially a from over 2000 feet above the ground is ‘trial flights’. The cost for a first ‘trial flight’
To steer, you essentially have two controls, huge winch powered by a very powerful ex- stunning. Not surprisingly, you can see for via an Aero-tow launch is approx £35 (for
a control column (flight stick) and a pair Formula 1 engine. The theory here is your miles and the fact you are sat at the front the the daring, a winch launch is much cheaper
of rudder pedals. Obviously for takeoff, I glider is attached to a winch which pulls you cockpit means you have perfect visibility. but doesn’t get you as high) with prices
kept clear of all the controls. The instructor along very quickly and as you move along After a short time in the air, my instructor falling substantially for full members. More
has a complete set of identical controls and the wings of the glider produce lift and you talked me though how to handle the control information about the club can be found
instruments in the back and could have done rise up. The aero-tow launch is usually used column. Quite simply if you move it to the at www.TakeMeGliding.net - and new
all the flying if I’d wished. for student’s first few flights, but I decided right, the right wing dips down and you members are very welcome.
There are a couple of methods for getting to go for the winch launch. As expected, the start moving to the right. I had previously
a glider airborne. Either by towing it up 700hp engine gaves a very quick launch and imagined a glider to be a slow, unresponsive
after a very short initial climb, you start to aircraft but in fact the rate of turning was
climb incredibly steeply. The net result of surprisingly fast and accurate.
this is you get pushed very firmly back and I then took control of the glider. After a
down into your seat. The 0-60mph time is short time getting the glider to fly at the right
about 3 seconds. (Yes - three seconds. Try angle, I had a go at turning. With a little
that in a car!) and I was at 1’000 feet in less initial hesitation about dipping the wings to
than a minute. I had been warned that the the full angle, I got the glider turning to the
winch launch is a quite unfamiliar sensation right. After a few more turns to either side,
for people who hadn’t done a few aerotows my instructor took back control and went
first - this included stories about how a small in search of some thermals of rising air to
number of people squeal on the way up. I’m prolong our flight time.
glad to say I really enjoyed it! After finding some lift, I was introduced
:
Once we reached the top of the launch. the to the very tricky skill of coordinating
instructor released the winch cable with a bit the control column and the rudder pedals.
:
only support clubs we know there is a student demand for, so if we don’t know that you mentally demanding or simply
want to do something else, we can’t help. There has been recent interest in Table Tennis different from all the rest?
Clubs at so we are trying to get a Table Tennis club started up. Due to enquiries, we are also trying
to get Athletics, Tennis, Mountain Biking, Swimming and Windsurfing running again Then why not Challenge Chops
after a period of dormancy. If you want to help run a new or revived club, get in touch to take part in your sport and
USSU with the Sports Office. Some suggestions are Athletics, Cycling, Hang-gliding, Lacrosse,
Orienteering, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball, Wakeboarding and Windsurfing but its entirely
up to you about what you like the look of. sports@surrey.ac.uk
show exactly what is involved.
sports@ussu.co.uk