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UT MUN REVIEW
UNIVERSITY OF TWENTE | MODEL UNITED NATIONS
UT MUN
12 -14 MAY | STUDENT DEBATING EVENT
UTWENTE | ENSCHEDE, THE NETHERLANDS
www.su.utwente.nl/en/ut-mun
ut-mun@union.utwente.nl
This booklet captures each committee’s journey throughout the three days of the
UT MUN. We hope with this booklet you can look back on your experience with
nostalgia and humour.
CONTENTS
3 OPENING CEREMONY
4 SECURITY COUNCIL
8 GENERAL ASSEMBLY
11 DISEC
15 SPECPOL
18 ECOSOC
22 D&C
25 CLOSING CEREMONY
OPENING
CEREMONY
DELEGATES
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tiny town – and as a rite of passage the
newbies had to eat a tulip bulb. It is not
recommended.”
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All hail
commu
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DELEGATES
ANNA SCHMITZ ARIANE LUESSEN
Rwanda United States of America
“Three words to sum up the weekend? Boring, but fun. The days are long and
it is tiring to get up early, but the event is actually less serious than expected.
I enjoyed being the delegate of Syria, because I just oppose everyone. No one
really likes Syria which is really fun but also a challenge, for example when
saying women don’t deserve rights.”
- Rik Seelens
Syria
DELEGATES
ANNE MOSSINK ANNE-FLEUR KARSSING
Lebanon Pakistan
- Luka Sculac,
Indonesia
From:
USA
To: Ru
ssian F
ederat
ion
Stop sm
iling. S
o dirty
.
- Jakob Martin
Nigeria
To: Switzerland
Dear Beneficiary,
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was
the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was
on later Soviet space flight Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989.
He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew
members returned to Earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by cargo. There have
been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but
wants to come home.
In the 38 years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest
amounting to almost $15,000,000 USD. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and
Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money we can place a down payment with the
Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will
cost $3,000,000 USD. In order to access this trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or
subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct
Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed
to offer you 20% of the transferred sum, while 10% shall be set aside for incidental expenses
(internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated
to remit the balance of 70% to other accounts in due course.
DELEGATES
BOB STEENMEIJER
France
- Xavier Boekhoudt
Republic of Korea
“We are a small committee, so we got to know each other quite fast.
Aside from that, I got to perform for the committee not one but two
times, first by singing to Katy Perry, then by re-enacting the flying scene
from Titanic.”
- Valentin Schlaffer
Israel
DELEGATES
ZOE FLOGERA
Brazil
DELEGATES
VERA KORBLET
Norway
- Jasmijn Kol
Columbia
RENS DOMMERHOLT
Best Delegate
EGOR TAMARIN
Special Mention
SPECPOL ECOSOC
D&C
CLAUDIUS QUINTUS
Best Delegate
MARINA KONRAD
Special Mention