Introduction. ..................................................................................................................................

Openers ........................................................................................................................................ 7

Direct Openers .......................................................................................................................... 7

Examples: .............................................................................................................................. 8

Indirect Openers ...................................................................................................................... 11

Examples: ............................................................................................................................ 12

Ballet Girl Opener (Inspired from Brad P’s Horse Girl Opener) .................................................. 12

Pick Up Artist Opener .......................................................................................................... 13

Eyeliner/Guyliner Opener .................................................................................................... 13

Green Day Opener .............................................................................................................. 14

Sugar Mama Opener ........................................................................................................... 14

Gay Opener ......................................................................................................................... 15

Charlie Sheen Opener ......................................................................................................... 16

Charlie Sheen Opener 2 ...................................................................................................... 17

Friends Song Opener .......................................................................................................... 17

That 70’s Show Opener ....................................................................................................... 18

Hi Openers. ............................................................................................................................. 19

Funny Openers ....................................................................................................................... 20

Here are some examples: ................................................................................................... 20

Not Dating Anymore Opener/No Sex For A Week: ............................................................. 20

You Look Like My Wife Opener ........................................................................................... 21

Compliment Opener ............................................................................................................ 21

Sticking Out Tongue ............................................................................................................ 21

Keep Me Opener ................................................................................................................. 22

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 James Bond Opener ............................................................................................................ 22

Don’t You Know Me Opener ................................................................................................ 22

STD Opener ........................................................................................................................ 23

Cat Opener .......................................................................................................................... 23

Domesticate You Opener .................................................................................................... 23

Kino Openers .......................................................................................................................... 24

Examples: ............................................................................................................................ 24

Touching Hair To Open ....................................................................................................... 24

Touching Finger Ring To Open ........................................................................................... 24

Dress Opener ...................................................................................................................... 25

Pendant For Kitten Opener .................................................................................................. 25

Hi Five/Fist Bump Opener ................................................................................................... 26

Thumb War Opener ............................................................................................................. 26

Dance Opener ..................................................................................................................... 26

Mischief Openers .................................................................................................................... 27

Examples: ............................................................................................................................ 27

Sticking Tongue Out ............................................................................................................ 27

Sexy Credit Card Thief Opener ........................................................................................... 27

Unsuspecting Topless Kitten Opener .................................................................................. 28

Sexual Openers ...................................................................................................................... 29

Examples: ............................................................................................................................ 29

You Are Going Home With Me Tonight Opener .................................................................. 29

I Want/Need You Opener .................................................................................................... 29

I Can See Your Bra Opener ................................................................................................ 30

Stop Giving Me Those Looks Opener ................................................................................. 30

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 Bigger Breasts Opener ........................................................................................................ 30

More Than Sex Opener ....................................................................................................... 31

You Checked Me Out Opener ............................................................................................. 31

Transitions .................................................................................................................................. 32

Opener Follow up: ................................................................................................................... 33

Story Transitions: .................................................................................................................... 35

Game Transitions: ................................................................................................................... 38

Cold Read Transitions: ............................................................................................................ 40

Questions to ask a woman: ........................................................................................................ 43

Compliments you can use on a woman: ..................................................................................... 47

Getting Sexual. ........................................................................................................................... 48

Text Openers .............................................................................................................................. 50

Funny Lines For Texting ............................................................................................................. 51

Text—Teasing ............................................................................................................................ 52

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INTRODUCTION .

This book is a collection of openers and routines that you can use until you
build comfort to strike natural conversation. I highly recommend that you
use canned routines and openers sparingly.

My advice is to come up with your own material using principles from

these examples. This way you will eliminate the risk of getting caught for
using a line that women have already heard. You will also eliminate the risk
saying things that are not congruent with your identity.

I have made every effort to keep the content as original as possible. There is
some content online that is similar to examples in this book. I have given
due credit to the originators when possible. Most of the content was
created by me, my clients or belonged to public domain.

You should choose the material that fits your personality then modify it by
adding content from your real life. This way everything you will say will be
personal to you. You will then be able to say things with sincerity and
display right emotions.

My intention with this book is to educate you about the principles that we
apply at different stages of conversation while interacting with women.

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There was a time I used to make use of the content in this book. I realized
long time back that striking natural conversation is a simpler way of
seducing women.

This was also the time when I realized that content plays a small role in
generating attraction. T.E.A.S.E (Tonality, Eye Contact, Animation,
Sexual Escalation And Energy) is what’s responsible for making a woman
experience attraction for you.

I spend a good portion of time in my workshops fixing the T.E.A.S.E. for

individual clients. I restrict my workshops to 4 clients and 2 instructors so I
can focus on individual clients. As a consequence my clients enjoy a very
high rate of success.

The videos that come with this course focuses to educate you on the
delivery of content and non-verbals of Interaction. It does not explain the
T.E.A.S.E model but you definitely get to see the application of T.E.A.S.E.
in every demonstration. This is enough to master the art of conversation.

Thank you for taking a chance on me! I am confident that these training
lessons will revolutionize your dating life.

Best Wishes,

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OPENERS

Openers are a short sentences, stories or questions that you use to initiate a
conversation with women or mixed groups. Here are few opener types that
you can use to strike a conversation with women:

DIRECT OPENERS
These openers where reveal your intentions to the women upon
approaching.

An example of direct opener: “Hi. I saw you and just had to come talk to
you.”

You reveal your interest in women right away by using this type of openers.
This is a very bold way of approaching and has high risk-rewards associated
with it. Since you put it out there, she has to accept it or reject it. Don’t let
it bother you if she makes an excuse. Continue with attraction material.

Direct openers are well suited if you are looking for a quick lay or when
you meet a woman who happens to be in a rush.

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EXAMPLES:
Hi. I saw you and had to come talk to you.
Offer your hand for a handshake
She responds
You: Let me guess, you work for a circus. Right?
From here you can use any transition of your choice from this book.

Hi I saw you and had to get to know you.

Offer your hand for a handshake
She responds
I am Travis. What’s your name?

Make eye contact then walk up to a woman and say, “No one can
look at me this way and not introduce.”
She responds
Hi, I am Travis. Or You are gorgeous and go for the kiss.
If you have been looking back and forth at each other then walk up
to the woman and say, “If we will keep looking at each other we
might as well introduce. Hi I am Magic. (Offer your hand for a
handshake)”
Then use any transition of your choice

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You are gorgeous! Hi I am Magic
She responds
Nice! What do you do? Wait don’t answer that. I am very good at
this game. Pause for a second and continue saying, “You are a
unicyclist instructor at the local circus.” Am I good or what? Ok
seriously I will ask you three questions. Answer them honestly and I
will reveal things about you that no one ever told you.
Then ask three questions. (Refer to transitions for more information)

I love your style/dress. Hi I am Magic.

She responds
Who is the designer? Turn her around and check the tag on the back
of her shirt.
Transition

I love your hair. (Touch her hair while you say that)
She responds.
Now don’t get a big head because I gave you a compliment. I still
need to make sure you are not a Facebook stalker before we exchange
info. I need references from two of your ex boyfriends. If you have a
kitten I need to interview her to make sure you don’t take photos of

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her while she is undressed. If you pass these two tests there might be
hope for us.
Then laugh and introduce yourself.

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INDIRECT OPENERS

Indirect openers are the opposite of direct openers. You use them to initiate
conversation as a social animal.

By using indirect opener you aren’t giving up your intentions right away.
This does not mean that women do not see your intention. It just means
there is no pressure on anyone. Indirect openers provide opportunity to
gauge each other without giving your game.

Indirect openers, if delivered effectively, virtually guarantee you some time

with the girl.

An example of an indirect opener: “Do you think girls should get boob jobs?”

If you open a set with more than one person make sure to address everyone
in the group.

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EXAMPLES:
BALLET GIRL OPENER (INSPIRED FROM BRAD P’S HORSE GIRL OPENER)

Look at the woman with suspicious looks as if you know her from
before then say, “Do you like Ballet? Did you go to The College of
New Jersey?”

She responds

I used to go to college of New Jersey. There was this girl in my

class. She used to wear ballet clothes EVERY SINGLE DAY. And
I used to make fun of her EVERY SINGLE DAY. And you look
just like her. So I asked if you went to The College Of New Jersey.

She laughs and responds.

It’s cool. If I were you I won’t admit it myself. Here is the thing.
You see during those days I used to be a bully. I used to make fun
of everyone. Now that I have matured I feel bad about what I did.
So I just wanted to say I am sorry. Will you please forgive me?
(Go for the hug when you ask for forgiveness)

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PICK UP ARTIST OPENER
Have you guys seen the show “Pick-up Artist” on VH1? Do you
really think it works?

She responds

A female friend of mine thinks it will work on most women. I am

not sure about that. What do you think?

EYELINER/GUYLINER OPENER

Girls! What do you think of guys who wear eyeliners/guyliners?

She responds

A friend of mine who is an upcoming musician looks like the lead

singer of Green Day Band. He is touring this summer. As part of
his costume I think he should wear eyeliner.

But one of my female friend thinks eyeliner only draws women

under 18. What do you guys think?

Or: Do you like the way the lead singer in Green Day wears
eyeliner?

Or: Do you find men with dark eyes sexy?

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 (Next transition: What is your type?)

GREEN DAY OPENER

Do you think the lead singer of Green Day is sexy?

Same as above

SUGAR MAMA OPENER

I am looking for a sugar mama. Who is the wealthiest among you?

They respond

You see my kitten and I became homeless few weeks back. I am an

easygoing person and love to sleep under the stars but lately we
have been facing a huge problem.

Since we became homeless every male cat is trying to take

advantage of her. Male cats are always trying to buy her drinks and
offer rides. Disgustingly sometimes they even start sniffing and
smelling her without even saying a hello. We are surrounded by
drunken cats that are flaunting their tales waiting for an
opportunity to find her alone and pounce on her. Typical male
behavior you know.

I realize that since I am the older and slutty one in the relationship
I need to be responsible and protect her.

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 So in order to protect my cat’s dignity I am willing to offer my sex
services. The only condition is you have to be rich and have a big
house. You should be able to feed us three times a day, take us on
exotic vacations twice a year and be able to provide for health
insurance. Oh and we definitely need 2 days off every month. I am
not a machine. I can only have so much sex.

So which one of you is the lucky woman who gets to take us home
tonight?

GAY OPENER
How do you guys tell if a guy is gay or not?

They respond

You see there is this liquor store near my house. Every time I go
there the sales clerk gives me these nasty looks. He keeps inquiring
about my relationship status.

I used to date this woman and he told me she is not good enough
for me. Who does that?

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 Now I can’t say for sure but I have a feeling he is gay. That is why
I am wondering how women find out if someone is gay.

Later you can even add:

You guys need to come with me and tell me for sure. You are like
my Ghostbusters squad. You will put on your special suits, take
your special gadgets and detect whether he is gay or not. If
confirmed you will lock him in the gay trap and transport him
into the “Ecto Containment”(This is what they called the
environment where kept ghosts in the movie).

So what do you guys charge for your service?

CHARLIE SHEEN OPENER

Hey what do you think of Charlie Sheen?

She Responds

Would you ever date him/someone like him?

She responds

Why or why not

She responds

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 So what is your type?

CHARLIE SHEEN OPENER 2

How much money will you charge Charlie Sheen to work as a
baby sitter for his kids and have sex with him? (Fact: He posted an
ad on craigslist seeking porn stars to babysit his kids)

She responds

How much money will you charge me? Or cool here my address.
You can start tomorrow.

FRIENDS SONG OPENER

Hey guys do you remember the name of the band that gave the
title song “I’ll be there for you” for the Friends TV show.

She responds

You like the show?

She responds

If you could be one character from the show who would you be?
I’d be Joey. I love his horny and silly character. Reminds me of the
guy I see in mirror five times a day.

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THAT 70’S SHOW OPENER
Who do you girls think is the sexiest male character from “That
70’s Show” and why?

She responds

Will you marry him?

She responds

Will you marry me?

If she says no

What if I become Hyde or whoever she picked.

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HI OPENERS.

Hi in my opinion is the best opener in the world. I usually open women

with hi and get into conversation. In my opinion it feels more natural when
you just say hello and talk to people. I personally believe simpler the opener
the more confident you appear. But that is just a personal opinion.

Here are few examples:

• Hey What’s Up
• What’s Going On Guys
• Hi Magic (Hand Shake)
• Hey
• What’s up mate

The transitions for these openers are usually situational or similar to direct
openers. Pick any response from direct openers and apply here. It will
work. I gave you enough examples for the direct openers so I will skip this
section to avoid repetition. You will see couple examples for these openers
in the transition section.

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FUNNY OPENERS

The purpose of funny openers is to start conversation on a lighter note.

You use these openers with high energy. The idea is to start bantering, have
fun and get to know each other. Funny openers work really well in parties.

HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES:

NOT DATING ANYMORE OPENER/NO SEX FOR A WEEK:

This opener usually gives everyone a laugh. The idea is to do a role

reversal and act like a woman who is hurt by her boyfriend.
We are so not dating any more…and then accuse them of something.

That’s it no sex for you for one week! I spent all day cleaning the
house, doing laundry, cooking a romantic meal and you ditch me to
come here. You are so selfish. You just want me for sex. I am hurt
and so no sex for you for a week. Don’t even think about coming
over tonight.
She Responds
If you agree to skip golf this weekend maybe I can forgive you.

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YOU LOOK LIKE MY WIFE OPENER

You look like my wife.

Then pause and say, “Wait a minute honey is that you?”
She responds
I swear I was about to leave for home. Peter forced me to have a drink
but one drink is all I was going to have. Hey but if we are both here
who is taking care of the kids?

COMPLIMENT OPENER

Can you take genuine compliments?

She responds
Good me too. You go first.

STICKING OUT TONGUE

Walk up to a woman, make eye contact and stick out your tongue.
Usually she will start laughing or ask what
Gently pull her hair and call her “Dork”.

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KEEP ME OPENER
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Yes
Hug Her
No
Then give me your credit card so I can get a room.

JAMES BOND OPENER

Walk up to a woman. Raise your eyebrows and say, “Bond…James

Bond”.
Say it how James Bond would say.
She responds
Your place or mine?

DON’T YOU KNOW ME OPENER

Don’t you know me from somewhere?
She responds
Wow I must have really left an impression for you to remember me.
Or wow I must have really hurt you to say such a mean thing.

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STD OPENER

Good News! The test results are negative. I only have Herpes but no
flu.
She responds
Thank God we can get back to having unprotected sex.

CAT OPENER
I have a cat and she would love to meet you.
She responds
How is tomorrow evening?

DOMESTICATE YOU OPENER

Hi can I domesticate you?
She responds
Well there are certain conditions. You will have to shower everyday,
be nice, no shedding and absolutely no nudity.

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KINO OPENERS

These openers are designed to initiate touching upon approaching women.

This is the fastest way to get a woman used to your touching.

EXAMPLES:
TOUCHING HAIR TO OPEN

Touch a woman’s hair and say, “I Love your hair”.

She responds
Hi, I am Magic…Introduce yourself.

TOUCHING FINGER RING TO OPEN

Look at a woman’s ring like it caught your attention. Then say, “I

Love your ring”.
Another way:
Look at her ring and say, “That is my ring. Oh my God. Just cause I
slept with you does not give you the right to start using my things.
We are still not officially dating. Give it back to me.”
She responds

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 Start looking at her pendant and earring and say, “What else did you
steal.” If you went with the first version then look at her pendant and
earring and say, “What else can I steal?”

DRESS OPENER

Walk up to a woman and say, “Love your dress”.

She responds
Who is the designer?”
Then turn her around and read the tag on the back of her shirt as if
you really want to know the name of the designer.

PENDANT FOR KITTEN OPENER

Walk up to a woman. Take her pendant in your hand and say, “I

Love your pendant. I think it will look great on my kitten.”
She responds
What time are you leaving? I would like to rob you

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HI FIVE/FIST BUMP OPENER

Walk up to a woman and Hi Five/Fist Bump.

Follow up with introduction or a reason for high five/Fist Bump.

THUMB WAR OPENER

Make eye contact and say, “I dare you to thumb war.” Then extend
your hand for thumb war.

DANCE OPENER

Walk up to a woman and offer your hand. Give her a twirl when she
takes your hand.
Follow up with a question/compliment/routine or keep dancing.

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MISCHIEF OPENERS

These openers are similar to funny openers except this time the
intention is to tease women.

EXAMPLES:
STICKING TONGUE OUT

Walk up to a woman and keep looking into her eyes with a smile
on your face. It is almost as if you discovered her secret.
Wait until she says or gives some reaction.
Then stick your tongue.

SEXY CREDIT CARD THIEF OPENER

Walk up to a woman and say, “Where is my credit card. My card

company called and said a sexy woman with short blonde hair
(mention her hair type) with blue eyes (the color of her eyes)
purchased an xyz dress (describe what she is wearing).” They told
me to look for her here.”
You can continue to play.

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 “I can’t believe you did this to me. Here I was planning to take
you to my parents this weekend and marry you. But you chose a
sexy little dress over me. Why did you do this?”

Continue to tease every so often during your conversation by

giving her the looks and calling her, “Sexy Credit Card Thief”.

UNSUSPECTING TOPLESS KITTEN OPENER

Please stop calling my kitten. She does not want to see you
anymore. And she wants her photos back the ones you took when
she was topless.
She responds
How long have you been doing this for?
Her: What?
Taking photos of unsuspecting topless kittens.

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SEXUAL OPENERS

These openers are very similar to direct openers. The intention here is
to get sexual as soon as possible.

EXAMPLES:
YOU ARE GOING HOME WITH ME TONIGHT OPENER

Walk up to a woman. Look her in the eyes and hold her hand if
possible then say, “You are going home with me tonight.”
If they continue to hold your gaze and show no negative sign go
for the kiss. If they hesitate or resist then step back, smile and
continue to talk.

I WANT/NEED YOU OPENER

Same as before, walk up to a woman, look her in the eyes and

hold her hands if possible. Then say, “I want you.”
Don’t fill the silence. Stay quiet. Keep looking in her eyes with
a smile until she says something.

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I CAN SEE YOUR BRA OPENER

Sometimes I will walk up to a woman fix her dress, step back

and say, “Your bra was showing.” Was that an accident or you
just trying to get my attention? Or say, “Nice try but you will
need to do more to get in my pants.”

STOP GIVING ME THOSE LOOKS OPENER

Walk up to a woman and say, “stop giving me those looks. I am

getting turned on. I like you too but let’s go easy.”
She responds
I just said stop looking at me like that.
Then pull her towards you

BIGGER BREASTS OPENER

Walk up to a woman and say, “Just for the record, my breasts

are bigger than yours.”
She responds

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 Usually it will spark a competition between the two of you at
this point. Once in a while if she just laughs or stays quiet say,
“By the way my clitoral hood is bigger than yours as well.”

MORE THAN SEX OPENER

You can also accuse woman on sexual themes. Walk up to a

woman and say, “Stop stalking me. Just because I am good in
bed does not mean you should follow me everywhere. I know
all you want from me is sex but I am not a piece of meat. I have
feelings too. At least buy me a drink before you make me have
sex again.”
Then hold her hand and start walking towards the bar.

YOU CHECKED ME OUT OPENER

Walk up to a woman and say, “Oh my God you totally checked

me out.”
She responds
Ok fine you can check me out one more time and then we talk.
Start talking

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TRANSITIONS

Transitions are sets of routines that you use to follow up your opener.
Depending on your original opener and the response you get from women
you will either throw another line or start delivering a routine.

Finishing the opener or leading conversation related to it is the most

appropriate transition. Depending on the situation though, you can
introduce yourself, tell a story, ask question or play games.

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OPENER FOLLOW UP:
In this case all we are trying to do is make a follow up statement with
reference to our opener to continue the conversation.

Opener: Just saw you had to get to know you.

She responds

T ransition: Hi, I am Magic.

Opener: Who do you girls think is the sexiest male character from “That
70’s Show” and why?

She responds

T ransition: I knew you would like him. You are so predictable. You just
like him because he is good looking. Oh my God what am I going to do
with you?

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Opener: Hey what’s up guys?

T ransition: Hi! I am Magic. What’s that you drinking?

She responds

You: Well not everyone has a good taste.

Opener: Bond…James Bond

T ransition: Your place or mine? Seriously, you watch bond movies?

Her: yes

You: Finally a woman with good taste. Why is it that women hate bond
movies?

Her: No I don’t like Bond movies.

You: Thank you I do not understand the hype behind Bond movies. I
mean they are ok but not that great. Let me guess you are “Drop Dead
Fred” kinda girl.

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STORY TRANSITIONS:

Here we need to launch into a story or skit right after the opener. The idea
is to deliver a story and make her like us. Share a story that has attraction
elements in it which raises your value in the eyes of women. In the
examples below I have highlighted the values I am trying to demonstrate in
red color.

Opener: I love your hair

Her: Thank you!

T ransition: Where do you get your hair done? (Just bait) I should
introduce you to this friend of mine who is an amazing hair stylist.
(Demonstrating that I have cool friends) I found this guy few years back. I
have tried many hair stylists but no one is half as good as him. In fact he
even teaches classes for Vidal Sassoon Academy and L’Oreal. (My friends
are not ordinary) Few weeks back he did a hair show and invited me (I do
fun activities and my friends do things with me). My God you should have
seen his work. With your hair he would have definitely casted you (Starting
to flirt and also a bait). Have you any experience with modeling? (Getting
her to engage)

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Opener: I dare you to thumb war

After you guys are done with the thumb wrestling…

T ransition: I loved that mate, was pretty cool. I can tell you are a very
spontaneous person. Nice! I am all about doing things as you go.
(Suggesting I am spontaneous and setting frame for her at the same time.)
This is bit embarrassing but I sometimes get carried away and do things
which are fun but make no sense. (By putting my self down I am making
my self more believable. I am also differentiating myself from other men by
suggesting I am bit more out there than most men.) Last month a friend of
mine calls me at 3pm in the afternoon and asks me to go scuba diving with
her to the Channel Islands. (My friends invite me to do cool things. I have
exciting friends and lifestyle) Her boyfriend fell sick and could not go. She
desperately needed a partner because she had paid for space on the boat. (I
become more believable because I am admitting this woman already had a
boyfriend instead of bragging that women chase me.) I agree to go with
her. (Proves I am spontaneous.) We both forgot to discuss one important
aspect that I have never done scuba diving in my life. (I am bit reckless.)
Oh my God you have no idea what happened when were on the boat…

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I will finish my story and say something like, “Yup I know I am bit silly I
went scuba diving when I did not have any experience in it. My friend
assumed I already knew it else why would I agree to go. But what’s the
point of living if you do everything rationally. (This accomplishes two
things. First, I convey I am adventurous and open minded as opposed to
boring play by the book men. Second, it sets up a frame for the woman as
well to act spontaneous and reckless or she won’t be cool.) Anyway, since
that day I have a policy never to assume anything about anyone. I am so
paranoid now that every time I go on a date I make sure to ask if the
woman is straight hahaha…Remember never to assume”.

Then I will point to her and ask, “you straight”?

She will reply

In a suspicious tone I will proceed to ask her, “So you will have sex with me
when we date? I don’t want to buy you dinner, flowers, elephants, camels
and cows only to find out you are asexual.”

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GAME TRANSITIONS:

This time we want to get to play games as soon as we are done with our
opener.

Opener: I am looking for a sugar mama. Who is the wealthiest among

you?

(She responds)

T ransition: I knew you were the wealthiest. Now I have to trick you into
gambling your wealth to me. Let’s play a game. I will guess three things
about you and then you guess three things about me. We cannot say
obvious things like you are Indian or you have an accent. The loser buys
winner a diet coke. See I am already on my way to scoring your wealth. I’ll
go first…

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Opener: You are gorgeous! Hi I am Magic

(She responds)

T ransition: You from LA (or whatever city you are in)? Wait don’t
answer that. Let me guess. I am going to guess three things about you that
very few people know. If I guess it right you are buying me a diet coke.
Don’t worry I will be fair. You also get a chance to guess three things about
me. So here it is…

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COLD READ TRANSITIONS:

This time we want to start predicting things about her (Cold Read) after
opening.

Opener: Do you think the lead singer of Green Day is sexy?

(She Responds)

You: Hmmm interesting. Your answer tells a lot about you. Tell me if I
am wrong but I have a feeling you are someone who:

1. Loves her life. You play safe because you want to enjoy your life. Not
that you can’t be adventurous. (You can even say the opposite or
whatever).
2. Are traditional
3. And a little brat…Ok for real. You are someone who believes in
family values.

Then give an explanation as to how you concluded this. Make it

uplifting and highlight something positive about her.

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 Transition continued: I could tell that about you from looking at your
eyes. Your eyes were wide open when you responded. Studies show that
people who respond to the topic of music with wide eyes are usually
pleasure seeking. They are the people who enjoy life. When you talked
about Green Day your eyes widened so I could tell you are one of those.

You can also steer this in different direction. After you make predictions
say, “Glad to meet someone cute with family values. It is fading away
these days. So how many kids will we have? Oh and make sure they get
your nose.”

Opener: Just saw you. Had to get to know you. Hi I am Magic.

(She responds)

You: So what do you do? Wait don’t answer. Let me guess. If I guess it
right you will buy me a diet coke.

Then check her out from top to bottom. Address her features out loud
before making a prediction. Say something like, “Hmmm what will a cute
brunette with long hair, short skirt and sexy body do. Oh I got it. You are a
lion tamer at the local circus”.

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Then point to her friend and say, “And you are a unicyclist instructor at
the same circus. Am I good or whaaaat?”

You can now make predictions or throw another game by saying, “Ummm
I am having some trouble predicting. You are too mysterious. Ok I am
going to ask you three questions. You have to answer with honesty. Then I
will be able to predict what you do.”

Ask any questions. What is your favorite genre of music? Where do you
shop? Or ask about anything else you want.

Now make the predictions. My guess is you do XYZ.

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QUESTIONS TO ASK A WOMAN:

Here is a list of questions you can ask women. These questions are
not the boring talk every man makes. These questions are guaranteed
to strike a simulating conversation. You can ask these having normal
conversation or when playing games.

These questions are a mixed bag. Some of them are funny. Some are
designed to get an emotional response. Some will allow you to get to
know her and few will help you get sexual.

Mix and match these questions. So here it is:

• What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to

make in relationships?
• Do you think men today are too sensitive or macho?
• If you could go back in time what era will you chose and why?
• What was the last movie you watched? Did you like it? Why or
why not?
• What was the last song you listened to?
• What is your addiction?
• One thing you can’t live without.
• One thing you wish you had.

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• On your next vacation where would you want to go?
• Longest relationship you had?
• How did you meet your best friend?
• You a cat, puppy or mouse person?
• Tell me your best childhood memory.
• Stupidest thing you ever spent money on?
• Have you ever made out in public?
• Have you ever had sex in public?
• What would you cook for me and why?
• Favorite vacation memory?
• If you could do one thing without the fear of failure what
would it be and why?
• Did you ever had a crush on a woman?
• Did you ever kiss a woman?
• If you have to marry one woman who would you chose and
why?
• If you have to marry a celebrity who will you chose and why?
• Have you ever lost a loved one?
• Do you have a nickname?
• Any piercings?

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• Any Tattoos?
• Did you ever go skinny-dipping?
• Ever had an imaginary friend. Who and what happened?
• Comedy, romantic or action films?
• Last drug you did?
• Last time you got drunk. What happened?
• Ever cheated in a relationship?
• Favorite lingerie?
• What do you wear when you sleep?
• Do you like staying in the nude when you are by yourself?
• What is your favorite holiday?
• Ever been in a physical fight? Tell me about it.
• Do you remember stealing something as a child?
• Are you a morning or evening shower person?
• 3 physical features you get most compliments on?
• Current friend you have known for the longest?
• Favorite sexual position?
• If you were deserted on a beach what three things would you
like to be left with?

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• What scares you the most about opening up your heart to your
partner?
• What is the weirdest thing about you?
• Favorite body part? Why?
• Least favorite body part? Why?
• One place you would like to have sex outside of bedroom?
• Do I ask too many questions?

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COMPLIMENTS YOU CAN USE ON A WOMAN:

These are the compliments that many of my clients and I use

successfully and so can you:

1. I like your style. Can I tell you something very few women can
pull the combination you are wearing! I like it!
2. Look a woman in her eyes and gently say, “You are all right.”
3. You are very pretty. Not as pretty as I am but definitely the
second best.
4. I love your energy! You are fun.
5. Show me your hand. Then hold her hand. I like how small
your hand is.
6. I am enjoying spending time with you. You are lot of fun.
7. You smell real nice!
8. You have the cutest nose.
9. Point towards her necklace, earring or some accessory and say,
“That looks really good on you.”
10. I wish I’d met you sooner.
11. I love the way you carry yourself.

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GETTING SEXUAL.

The goal now is to say or do things that turn things sexual. I usually give
the following sexual compliments or comments to get things moving:

• I love your breasts.

• You have very beautiful breasts.
• You smell so good.
• I love touching your hair.
• I love touching you.
• You will make beautiful babies.
• I can see you bra.
• I love the bra you are wearing.
• I want to see you nude.
• I want to spend the whole evening sitting nude with you by the
fireplace, sipping Champaign and making love to you.
• I am having carnal thoughts for you.
• You are turning me on.
• You are not going to just use me for sex.
• Slap me if you want but I can’t help kissing you.
• Slap me if you want but you are going home with me tonight.

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• I would totally kiss you if you’re friends weren’t here.
• Do you like to wear panties?
• Let me guess you are one of those who do not like to wear panties!
• Do you shave?
• You taste sweet or salty? Don’t lie there will be consequences.
• Do you enjoy multiple orgasms?
• How many orgasms have you had at one point?
• Craziest place you ever had sex?
• Craziest sex position you ever tried?
• Are you submissive?
• You have very nice skin.

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TEXT OPENERS

• You gained any height since last night?

• You home?
• I beat you to text! (Send another text right away) Double Whammy!
• Here are the pics from last night.
• Looking at pics from last night. You look like a gangster from Walt
Disney Productions.
• I cannot believe you said XYZ
• Do you have my driver license by any chance? I can’t find it 
• Did you ever see the movie Drop Dead Fred? When she answers say
you remind her of the lead female character.
• I can only imagine what you are wearing now that you are at home.
• At XYZ place thinking of you.
• How was AA meeting?
• Vagina Vagina Vagina
• Turtle Cunt 
• Douche Bag!
• What was the movie/song/band/restaurant/place/drink you
mentioned?

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FUNNY LINES FOR TEXTING
• You gained any height since last night?
• Is it safe for my cat to come to your house?
• Got an email from your cat. Could you please start dressing her and
stop taking her pictures in the nude…she is very uncomfortable with
your behavior.
• How was the AA meeting? Is it helping?
• Did you find the missing sleeves from your shirt?
• How many kittens have you molested? I am a puppy guy. Love when
they dry hump me 
• A man stopped me in the street today and asked me the quickest way
to a hospital, so I pushed him under a bus! Is that bad?
• What is the most important source of finance for starting
business?...Father In law. Is your dad rich?
• I read today “Beauty is not how you feel outside. It is how you feel
inside…Change your underwear daily.” Thought I should tell you.
• From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell,
the way u feel, the way u tighten and loosen mmm……NEW
SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

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TEXT—TEASING

• At a friends house. The cutest adorable puppy eyes I have ever seen.
But why am I sharing this cause you are a cat woman…You Suck!
• T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on
everyone except u. Our network refuses to go down on you :P
• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...
Searching...searching...still searching... Sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
• Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy
mouth, nice smile .... but that's enough about me, tell me how you
are?
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• Why do I sense you are trouble?
• You still have not sent me money for my companionship.

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Texting Bonding, getting to know her and forming connection.

• How Often Do You Visit Your Parents

• Are You Still In Touch With Your Childhood Friends?

• Tell Me A Story From Your Childhood Very Few People Know

• Did You Ever Grope Your Kitten When You Were A Kid…I May
Not Condone Bestiality But I Do Not Judge ;)

• Tell Me You Did Not Dress Up Your Pet/Little Brother…Send Me

A Photo

• I Wanted To Marry My First Cousin, My Sister, My Aunt And Two

Male Film Stars When I Was A Kid  I Hope You Are Not Against
Polygamy

• As A Child I Wanted To Become A Cat Molester. There Is

Something About Their Nudist Attitude That Draws me In…I Still
Have Not Given Up On My Life Long Dream

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